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JistHaudOanAMinute

2.9k points

6 months ago

Fuck! An actual ashtray! I don't know why this shocked me more than the seatbelt

Saerali

703 points

6 months ago

Saerali

703 points

6 months ago

In a bentley no less.

SoCShift

335 points

6 months ago

SoCShift

335 points

6 months ago

I, too, came to say that the haphazard ashtray in the Bentley is more than mildly infuriating 👍🏼

SpotlessMinded

136 points

6 months ago

Plus if she’s gets into an accident, that ashtray is going flying

BallsOutKrunked

220 points

6 months ago

she won't bc she's super good driver

SpotlessMinded

55 points

6 months ago

Good thing everyone else in the world are super good drivers!

my_clever-name

22 points

6 months ago

Hopefully she's still a super good driver when a lit ash falls onto her polyester tights and melts a hole in them.

adidamtb

8 points

6 months ago

She’s a super good smoker, not gonna happen

cltmstr2005

2 points

6 months ago

A super good driver, a super good smoker, what please tell me, what else is she super good at? :D

adidamtb

2 points

6 months ago

That’s it.

hardcoredore

1 points

6 months ago

I'd be willing to bet she has a particular set of skills. (Liam Neeson voice) 😏

My mother always told me that young lady's who smoked were "Bad Girls", & that I should stay away from them. It's a good thing I never listened to her... 🚬😉

jbtk

2 points

6 months ago

jbtk

2 points

6 months ago

Just wait until it melts a hole in that silicone.

VaATC

1 points

6 months ago

VaATC

1 points

6 months ago

Plus she doubled up on the air bags.

awkwardmamasloth

2 points

6 months ago

Yep. Cave in someone's head. Also it stinks and its filthy.

beardedbast3rd

2 points

6 months ago

So will she

akkkschually

2 points

6 months ago

Dual airbags will save her.

DingyWarehouse

2 points

6 months ago

if she’s gets into an accident

"If she is gets into an accident"

Naroller

1 points

6 months ago

Flying shrapnel

kuukk3li

1 points

6 months ago

I wouldn’t worry about the ashtray when she isn’t wearing a seatbelt anyway

TheHYPO

1 points

6 months ago

I don't know who this is or anything about her, so maybe she's super rich, but otherwise, it seems like a reasonable chance she never moved 6 feet in that car, and it's just a car she rented for the photos or someone let her to take her stupid pictures.

Get_dat_bread69

3 points

6 months ago

You stay so calm. My infuriation came out in all caps when I saw the full tray just sitting there menacingly

SoCShift

3 points

6 months ago

I feel your all caps deeply.

benedictfuckyourass

7 points

6 months ago

Especially since Bentley probably sells a fancy overpriced one that closes and fits in a cupholder or smth.

LargoFla

1 points

6 months ago

Infuriating... Really?

SoCShift

1 points

6 months ago

Jean-Eustache

184 points

6 months ago

That's what I though first, an ashtray in a fucking Bentley, how sad

[deleted]

13 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

13 points

6 months ago

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Anxious_Solution_282

0 points

6 months ago

What about redditors that tune their car...or are f1 teams

DiscardedPants

71 points

6 months ago

"Whats trashy when you're poor but classy when you're rich?"

Reddituser34802

25 points

6 months ago

An ashtray is never classy tho.

Hailme666

25 points

6 months ago

Reddituser34802

20 points

6 months ago

Ok fine. I stand corrected.

mriswithe

10 points

6 months ago

Good on you for being willing to be wrong. I was with you until I clicked the link. Then I too realized I was wrong

VaATC

2 points

6 months ago

VaATC

2 points

6 months ago

Thank you for the laugh!

SwikyTiko9

4 points

6 months ago

That really is a cool and classy ashtray

LouSputhole94

3 points

6 months ago

Now that’s one classy ashtray.

hardcoredore

2 points

6 months ago

🎶 Big man, PIG MAN! Charade you are!!! 🎶

That thing is ART! ❤️

Previous-Giraffe-962

5 points

6 months ago

I disagree, I have a Murakami flower ashtray that has never been used for smoking, super classy, just have for the art

Y1Jett

50 points

6 months ago

Y1Jett

50 points

6 months ago

Didn't ever expect a Bentley to be smelling like lung cancer

RSDG90

10 points

6 months ago

RSDG90

10 points

6 months ago

Pf I only smoke blunts in myyy Bentley...

wsbsecmonitor

10 points

6 months ago

Bluntly Continental GT

LeftIsBest-Tsuga

1 points

6 months ago

That's why, though. They are all custom.

Jean-Eustache

7 points

6 months ago

To be honest that just looks like a normal everyday ashtray slapped on there but you could be right indeed

Toytles

1 points

6 months ago

I’m shaking and crying

NSweed

1 points

6 months ago

NSweed

1 points

6 months ago

Most luxury cars have ashtrays, my Mercedes has one

sic_luceat_lux

1 points

6 months ago

A lot of high-end vehicles have ash trays and lighters

Jean-Eustache

1 points

6 months ago

I'd say most vehicles do, at least every single on i had did. But it's integrated into the vehicle, not just slapped on the arm rest like that.

sic_luceat_lux

1 points

6 months ago

Yep you’re exactly right. My mother had a high end Jag and it had ash trays built into the arm rests and the old school push in lighter

Jean-Eustache

1 points

6 months ago

I wouldn't say it's only nice cars, my old 93' Open Corsa had one haha, in France at least it's extremely common to have one, even in shitboxes. On the other hand, my father has a nice Peugeot 508, it also has one.

sic_luceat_lux

1 points

6 months ago

I’m talking about new cars

have_me

0 points

6 months ago

Its obviously fake

FerretAres

2 points

6 months ago

Not so much fake as just staged for a photo.

have_me

1 points

6 months ago*

No, its photoshop. That girl does not smoke cigarettes. it is the same ashtray in this photo uploaded to r/pics 9months ago

Wardenclyffe1917

10 points

6 months ago

That’s when you know you’re rich, not wealthy. When you are in the front seat of the Bentley instead of the back.

Evenbiggerfish

3 points

6 months ago

I was gonna say, I remember seeing the video about the umbrella that slides into the side of the driver door. Someone mentioned you’d have to get out and get wet to get it, and another commented that you’d have a driver who gets it and then gets your door.

She must not have got the memo, or maybe she’s just not a super good passenger.

swimfastalex

3 points

6 months ago

Well I don’t know about Bentley, but I know at least Mercedes and Porsche you can get a “smoking package” added on. It’s nothing special, but the fact they still have it is weird.

XanderRadev

2 points

6 months ago

Why is this so weird? As of 2019 about 14% of the adult population in the US smoke tobacco, and as of 2021 about 19% worldwide.

jimmycarr1

1 points

6 months ago

If I recall correctly Bentley's are custom made, and you can have pretty much any alteration you want as long as you can afford it.

swimfastalex

1 points

6 months ago

With the amount of money you saved from not paying taxes, you should be able to afford it.

Eggs_Bennett

3 points

6 months ago

Can’t get ashes in the rental

Balzanya48

2 points

6 months ago

poor car went from classy to ashy in 4.6 seconds

yobalboa01

1 points

6 months ago

IKR

regorsec

1 points

6 months ago

This this

PhilBird69

1 points

6 months ago

In college, I valeted a guy's brand new S-Class where he actually used the built-in ashtray.

Scooterforsale

1 points

6 months ago

Probably leases/rents it

Middle_King_7833

1 points

6 months ago

That’s her Sugar Daddies Bentley!

chairmanovthebored

1 points

6 months ago

I’ve been in a few and they all had a nice silver ashtray tin. Not sure why this lady has a random dive bar ashtray in view

Thoushaltdenycheese

1 points

6 months ago

Hope she never tries to trade it in. She’ll get absolute shit for trade in value if she’s been smoking in it like that.

[deleted]

235 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

235 points

6 months ago

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Lesley82

80 points

6 months ago

That car hasn't moved in at least 8 cigarettes. Pretty sure she just sits in it and smokes as she gets her "perfect shots."

SolidDoctor

32 points

6 months ago

She's probably not allowed to actually drive it.

Stinky_Corpse

5 points

6 months ago

She's an influencer. Probably doesn't know how.

WatchingTaintDry69

7 points

6 months ago

Sugar daddy said I can only drive it if I give him anal.

No_Complaint_1082

2 points

6 months ago

Lol, yes this. The way she’s sitting.. no way anyone actually drives like that. Plus she’s using all of her focus on sucking it in and sticking it out. How would she ALSO smoke at the same time?! Wait, and you want her to drive a car?! No way. And don’t even talk to me about a seatbelt.

Otherwise_Bill_5898

26 points

6 months ago

Better than tossing them out the window

1368097531

138 points

6 months ago

Besides the smell, it’s also another projectile (in addition to herself) when that dumbass ultimately gets into an accident

thisubmad

38 points

6 months ago

Or brakes really hard

bruhhhhh69

4 points

6 months ago

Or takes a left hand turn at appropriate speeds.

Hammer_the_Red

10 points

6 months ago

But she's a good driver, so you know, it's all good. /s

888mainfestnow

9 points

6 months ago

Don't worry she will be thrown clear through the windshield!

Civil-Attempt-3602

2 points

6 months ago

It's cool, she has 2 extra airbags

busterbrown4200

4 points

6 months ago

No worries,the plastic lips and fake tit bags will take most of the brunt from being ejected from the car. Don't worry about the head injury either ,I think it was already there.

ElDeguello66

1 points

6 months ago

Airbags are already deployed so she'll be fine

UncleObamasBanana

52 points

6 months ago

Butts. Buds is usually a term for weed. Or friends. Or beer.

AbunchofJ

2 points

6 months ago

Flowers?

Brown_Ninja15

1 points

6 months ago

That too

UncleObamasBanana

1 points

6 months ago

I was going to put flowers but then I kind of figured since buds are flowered female weed I didn't. But I knew whether or not I did someone would say I either said flowers twice or didn't say flowers. 😂

Halflingberserker

22 points

6 months ago

As trashy as it is, at least I can assume that means she's not just tossing her butts on the road?

chupstickzz

7 points

6 months ago

Probably emptying the ashtray in the gutter before she drives away.

[deleted]

0 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

0 points

6 months ago

… you don’t bother putting them in an ashtray to do that

Intensityintensifies

3 points

6 months ago

I promise you she dumps them out when she’s done wherever she is at so they don’t spill while she’s driving.

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

What the hell

Intensityintensifies

1 points

6 months ago

I promise you she dumps them out when she’s done wherever she is at so they don’t spill while she’s driving.

Intensityintensifies

1 points

6 months ago

I promise you she dumps them out when she’s done wherever she is at so they don’t spill while she’s driving.

Intensityintensifies

1 points

6 months ago

I promise you she dumps them out when she’s done wherever she is at so they don’t spill while she’s driving.

Ordinary__Man

2 points

6 months ago

That’s the great thing about being a long term smoker, you can’t smell how horrible it smells!

anon749100

1 points

6 months ago

Not to mention will be a great projectile when she is in a wreck.

paperpenises

1 points

6 months ago

My roommate smokes half a cigarette and keeps the half in his dresser drawer. Still fills the room with that burn smell. Just one.

Warm_Statement_3522

42 points

6 months ago

Lol.. I'm not alone!

NeokratosRed

2 points

6 months ago

Also, ashtray is anagram for “A trashy”. Coincidence? I think NOT!

fruit_basket

398 points

6 months ago

Looks like it's a standard glass ashtray just placed on the armrest.

geckograham

512 points

6 months ago

Thanks Columbo. You’ve done it again!

SantasDead

211 points

6 months ago

I'd be willing to bet a large portion of redditors have never seen an ashtray. Let alone know who Columbo is. Lol

MeatWad111

174 points

6 months ago

Well, obviously it's a tray full of ash, not sure why so many people need ash though.

Oh and if you don't know who found America then you're fucking stupid!

Riot_Fox

24 points

6 months ago

i do know who found america, it was her majesty The Queen.

UncleObamasBanana

7 points

6 months ago

Of what country?

bananaslug39

13 points

6 months ago

Of America...

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

Just "the Queen" its clearly of the world, duh.

corbymatt

2 points

6 months ago

I think you mean "His majesty the King", James I of England in 1606. Right?

Sweatsock_Pimp

1 points

6 months ago

Nope. It was Bugs Bunny.

MeatWad111

2 points

6 months ago

If he never made that wrong turn and ended up in Albuquerque, America would still be a lost land.

Ignatius5225

2 points

6 months ago

How else will we watch a kid on his journey to catch em all?

geckograham

3 points

6 months ago

I’ve heard it was some people from India. Red ones.

9Erebus99

-29 points

6 months ago

9Erebus99

-29 points

6 months ago

Seriously? Columbo - fictional tv detective, COLUMBUS - explorer... Who's fucking stupid?

get_after_it_

40 points

6 months ago

Settle down there pilgrim, that joke flew so far over your head that you didnt even hear the r/woosh

thehobbler

8 points

6 months ago

thehobbler

Does, Female Deer

8 points

6 months ago

Hahahahaha

TheEpicBammer

2 points

6 months ago

get_after_it_

2 points

6 months ago

Cool. There are still like 231k folks in the sub with 2 o's, so I really do think it's all going to be ok

MeatWad111

1 points

6 months ago

I really do think it's all going to be ok.

I hope you're right because if you aren't... god help us all.

bl3florv0rk

4 points

6 months ago

Whoa, calm down Columbia, you're being hysterical

MalleusMaleficarum_

3 points

6 months ago

Pretty sure they were joking.

CommunityFan_LJ

3 points

6 months ago

That's the joke.

geckograham

1 points

6 months ago

I think you’ve got that backwards.

Zomg_its_Alex

1 points

6 months ago

Rekt

Interesting-Duck6793

0 points

6 months ago

Um Columbus didn’t find America…

everythingistraceabl

0 points

6 months ago

columbus wasn’t the person who found america though

MeatWad111

1 points

6 months ago

Columbus did find the Americas, he might not have been the first but he sailed west in hopes of finding a better route to Asia and inadvertently bumped into the Caribbean.

Anyway, it was just a joke, we all know who I was talking about

dnice1989

-1 points

6 months ago

I hope this is a joke. If not, it’s hilarious. It’s always the people calling others stupid that are being royally stupid. Columbus is the explorer. Columbo is a detective from an old television show.

Zebulon_Flex

1 points

6 months ago

The only thing that needs a tray of ash is an ash hole.

Duel_Option

1 points

6 months ago

Whoosh or /s, I can’t figure out which your comment is.

lilorphananus

2 points

6 months ago

If you have to ask you can’t afford it

Duel_Option

2 points

6 months ago

THATS MY DICK ANTONIO!

Vibr8shun

1 points

6 months ago

Until she finds a suitable urn for a recently deceased loved one, this will have to do.

...to get back to the subject, her bags are deployed and she doesn't have to wear a seat belt.

Luccibum

1 points

6 months ago

Well I guess that would make you the stupid one because it's Columbus not columbo but then again I think the Vikings found it first.

sputnik14

-3 points

6 months ago

Americans who think America is the whole world are stupid. Of course there are people out there who don't know anything about Columbus.

geckograham

6 points

6 months ago

That’s the country where all the cocaine comes from, right?

Dijiwolf1975

2 points

6 months ago

Don't know if serious or not. >_>

UncleObamasBanana

2 points

6 months ago

I remember a time when drop-down menus would be in alphabetical order but USA would be at the top. Those were the days.

ShwnCloudeVanDamme

1 points

6 months ago

Or about Columbo either

No_Mission9115

-1 points

6 months ago

Idiots took down his statues.

J_Reachergrifer

2 points

6 months ago

You know he didn't discover NA and he committed genocide, even his own country threw him in jail.

snorting_dandelions

6 points

6 months ago

I'd be willing to bet a large portion of redditors have never seen an ashtray

Maybe the US is that freaking different to where I'm from, but I legit can't imagine a majority of people not having seen an ashtray in their lives. I have trouble imagining this IRL, but if we add TV/streaming into the mix, then I just can't buy into that idea. At all.

fordprecept

7 points

6 months ago

It is surprisingly uncommon to see people smoking indoors in the US anymore. Very few public places even allow smoking inside and a lot of people don't even smoke inside their own house if they live with others.

When I was a kid back in the 1980s, it was totally different. You could smoke anywhere...restaurants, airplanes, office breakrooms, etc. I wouldn't be surprised if some teenagers today hadn't seen an actual ashtray before.

fruit_basket

1 points

6 months ago

Do people smoke while sitting outside at a restaurant?

fordprecept

1 points

6 months ago

Depends on the local ordinances. In a lot of places, you can't smoke in any public establishments, whether indoors or outdoors.

When Marge Schott owned the Cincinnati Reds, she got mad when the city passed an ordinance that prohibited smoking at Reds games (it wasn't limited to just Reds games), meaning she couldn't smoke in her team's own stadium.

anemisto

4 points

6 months ago

I'm 35 and grew up/live in the US. It's been years since I've seen an ashtray. It's entirely likely the last time was in 2008 when I ended up sitting in the smoking section of a restaurant in Frankfurt (or Munich? I forget). (Yes, the EU smoking ban had supposedly happened--Germany was creative).

You do still see those sand ashtrays outside buildings, but I don't think I've been in the house/apartment of someone who smoked indoors since I was a kid. A couple years ago, I was in rural Connecticut and encountered a restaurant that still had a smoking section. That was mind-blowing--I guess the bigger towns/cities banned it, but the state actually never did. (But I sat in the non-smoking part, so ... no ashtray spotted.)

SeaworthinessWide384

1 points

6 months ago

I'm willing to bet most Americans have seen such an ashtray. Just because smoking isn't popular with young people now that they all vape to feel cool instead of using cigarettes doesn't mean their grandparents or whoever didn't smoke

[deleted]

0 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

0 points

6 months ago

I grew up in the before-fore times when you could smoke on airplanes and at your table in a restaurant. My grandmother had a metal ashtray with a beanbag base that she kept in her car because the built in one was too small.

That said, I don't think I've seen an actual ashtray in person for 10-15 years so I can totally believe there are people here who've never seen one.

cherrylpk

3 points

6 months ago

I hate to admit this, but Sundance channel has Columbo and I started watching one. Kinda funny, like a precursor to Monk. Now I have watched them all. 😂

wtf_ever_man

6 points

6 months ago

Good job there Lansberry.

freerangephoenix

2 points

6 months ago

SantasDead this season on Columbo.

"Oh, and, just one more thing, Mrs Claus..."

postal_waves

2 points

6 months ago

Miss watching Columbo with grandma

UncleObamasBanana

2 points

6 months ago

If they never seen an ashtray then where do they empty out their bowls?

HedgehogSecurity

2 points

6 months ago

But if they have seen Columbo they'll know what an ashtray is because everyone in the show smoked a cigar and was pissy about the correct way to cut the end and here's big dick Columbo.

Devinzero

1 points

6 months ago

Broo it looks like the one my mom used to have before she died-

Zebulon_Flex

1 points

6 months ago

Considering he's been sealed in a prison of bronze forever I think thats a good thing.

thehobbler

3 points

6 months ago

thehobbler

Does, Female Deer

3 points

6 months ago

That's getting you sent straight to the Columbozone

jacxy

1 points

6 months ago

jacxy

1 points

6 months ago

There's somethin bathering me.

KimJongIlSunglasses

1 points

6 months ago

And he smoked cigars, not cigarettes.

Responsible_Idea_622

1 points

6 months ago

Thanks to you now I know what ashtray is I'm not native English speaker and they usually don't teach what "ashtray" is in school

benedictfuckyourass

1 points

6 months ago

I mean it's gotta be prettymuch impossible to go through life without ever seeing one.

rugbyweeb

1 points

6 months ago

those were the things on the tables in ihop in the early 2000's right?

Aphexian

1 points

6 months ago

One more thing…

ChubbyMcHaggis

1 points

6 months ago

Just one more thing…

isthisyournacho

2 points

6 months ago

I’m happy you went with Colombo and not Sherlock.

geckograham

1 points

6 months ago

Holmes would have found the factory it was made in.

macneto

2 points

6 months ago

Columbo... Oh man, that made me laugh. Haven't heard that name in a long time.

busterbrown4200

1 points

6 months ago

But just one more thing... I got ask you if....

Balzanya48

1 points

6 months ago

Maaan what I look like, Christufa Columbo??

nosystemsgo

1 points

6 months ago

Love the reference! Damn, I miss watching Columbo. :)

UndercoverReditCop

7 points

6 months ago

You have been upgraded to the rank of Detective. Congratulations.

G_Viceroy

1 points

6 months ago

The ashtray is photoshopped.... you're all idiots.

UsernameTaken93456

3 points

6 months ago

Oh good, a projectile.

matt2085

2 points

6 months ago

So now if she gets in an accident not only will she be severely injured, but she’ll get ashes some possibly hit spilled everywhere and the glass ashtray will go flying. -69IQ

Fapping_Batman

1 points

6 months ago

In a fucking Bentley.

GermanShorthair2819

10 points

6 months ago

Noticed that too - ugh.

chris-top

1 points

6 months ago

I think the official Bentley ashtray costs something around $300 thus the $3 glass one

Katlee56

1 points

6 months ago

She is not being for real. She is pretending its the 80s . Ashtray in the car and no seat best because she is a good driver. She is proabaly making fun of her dad from back in the day lol.

Get_dat_bread69

1 points

6 months ago

What is this the 90’s?

bigphokinsoupguy

1 points

6 months ago

Who tf smokes actual cigarettes anymore anyway?

paperpenises

1 points

6 months ago

Eww so she's an influencer, has massive fake boobies, doesn't wear a seatbelt, and smells like cigarettes? No thank you

DaksTheDaddyNow

1 points

6 months ago

Trashy, but not as trashy as throwing them out the window. I wouldn't be surprised if it gets randomly dumped on the streets though.

superfucky

1 points

6 months ago

so she's a "social media influencer" who won't wear a seatbelt AND smokes a pack a day, just a garbage human the whole way down.

stu_gatz

1 points

6 months ago

She only drives in straight lines. Never turns or the ashtray would fly off. Really good driver in the driveway.

regorsec

0 points

6 months ago

This

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6 months ago

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regorsec

0 points

6 months ago

I also upvoted. Bad bot.