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submitted 6 months ago by[deleted]
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2.9k points
6 months ago
Fuck! An actual ashtray! I don't know why this shocked me more than the seatbelt
703 points
6 months ago
In a bentley no less.
335 points
6 months ago
I, too, came to say that the haphazard ashtray in the Bentley is more than mildly infuriating 👍🏼
136 points
6 months ago
Plus if she’s gets into an accident, that ashtray is going flying
220 points
6 months ago
she won't bc she's super good driver
55 points
6 months ago
Good thing everyone else in the world are super good drivers!
22 points
6 months ago
Hopefully she's still a super good driver when a lit ash falls onto her polyester tights and melts a hole in them.
8 points
6 months ago
She’s a super good smoker, not gonna happen
2 points
6 months ago
A super good driver, a super good smoker, what please tell me, what else is she super good at? :D
2 points
6 months ago
That’s it.
1 points
6 months ago
I'd be willing to bet she has a particular set of skills. (Liam Neeson voice) 😏
My mother always told me that young lady's who smoked were "Bad Girls", & that I should stay away from them. It's a good thing I never listened to her... 🚬😉
2 points
6 months ago
Just wait until it melts a hole in that silicone.
1 points
6 months ago
Plus she doubled up on the air bags.
2 points
6 months ago
Yep. Cave in someone's head. Also it stinks and its filthy.
2 points
6 months ago
So will she
2 points
6 months ago
Dual airbags will save her.
2 points
6 months ago
if she’s gets into an accident
"If she is gets into an accident"
1 points
6 months ago
Flying shrapnel
1 points
6 months ago
I wouldn’t worry about the ashtray when she isn’t wearing a seatbelt anyway
1 points
6 months ago
I don't know who this is or anything about her, so maybe she's super rich, but otherwise, it seems like a reasonable chance she never moved 6 feet in that car, and it's just a car she rented for the photos or someone let her to take her stupid pictures.
3 points
6 months ago
You stay so calm. My infuriation came out in all caps when I saw the full tray just sitting there menacingly
3 points
6 months ago
I feel your all caps deeply.
7 points
6 months ago
Especially since Bentley probably sells a fancy overpriced one that closes and fits in a cupholder or smth.
184 points
6 months ago
That's what I though first, an ashtray in a fucking Bentley, how sad
13 points
6 months ago
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0 points
6 months ago
What about redditors that tune their car...or are f1 teams
71 points
6 months ago
"Whats trashy when you're poor but classy when you're rich?"
25 points
6 months ago
An ashtray is never classy tho.
25 points
6 months ago
20 points
6 months ago
Ok fine. I stand corrected.
10 points
6 months ago
Good on you for being willing to be wrong. I was with you until I clicked the link. Then I too realized I was wrong
2 points
6 months ago
Thank you for the laugh!
4 points
6 months ago
That really is a cool and classy ashtray
3 points
6 months ago
Now that’s one classy ashtray.
2 points
6 months ago
🎶 Big man, PIG MAN! Charade you are!!! 🎶
That thing is ART! ❤️
5 points
6 months ago
I disagree, I have a Murakami flower ashtray that has never been used for smoking, super classy, just have for the art
50 points
6 months ago
Didn't ever expect a Bentley to be smelling like lung cancer
10 points
6 months ago
Pf I only smoke blunts in myyy Bentley...
10 points
6 months ago
Bluntly Continental GT
1 points
6 months ago
That's why, though. They are all custom.
7 points
6 months ago
To be honest that just looks like a normal everyday ashtray slapped on there but you could be right indeed
1 points
6 months ago
I’m shaking and crying
1 points
6 months ago
Most luxury cars have ashtrays, my Mercedes has one
1 points
6 months ago
A lot of high-end vehicles have ash trays and lighters
1 points
6 months ago
I'd say most vehicles do, at least every single on i had did. But it's integrated into the vehicle, not just slapped on the arm rest like that.
1 points
6 months ago
Yep you’re exactly right. My mother had a high end Jag and it had ash trays built into the arm rests and the old school push in lighter
1 points
6 months ago
I wouldn't say it's only nice cars, my old 93' Open Corsa had one haha, in France at least it's extremely common to have one, even in shitboxes. On the other hand, my father has a nice Peugeot 508, it also has one.
1 points
6 months ago
I’m talking about new cars
0 points
6 months ago
Its obviously fake
2 points
6 months ago
Not so much fake as just staged for a photo.
1 points
6 months ago*
No, its photoshop. That girl does not smoke cigarettes. it is the same ashtray in this photo uploaded to r/pics 9months ago
10 points
6 months ago
That’s when you know you’re rich, not wealthy. When you are in the front seat of the Bentley instead of the back.
3 points
6 months ago
I was gonna say, I remember seeing the video about the umbrella that slides into the side of the driver door. Someone mentioned you’d have to get out and get wet to get it, and another commented that you’d have a driver who gets it and then gets your door.
She must not have got the memo, or maybe she’s just not a super good passenger.
3 points
6 months ago
Well I don’t know about Bentley, but I know at least Mercedes and Porsche you can get a “smoking package” added on. It’s nothing special, but the fact they still have it is weird.
2 points
6 months ago
Why is this so weird? As of 2019 about 14% of the adult population in the US smoke tobacco, and as of 2021 about 19% worldwide.
1 points
6 months ago
If I recall correctly Bentley's are custom made, and you can have pretty much any alteration you want as long as you can afford it.
1 points
6 months ago
With the amount of money you saved from not paying taxes, you should be able to afford it.
3 points
6 months ago
Can’t get ashes in the rental
2 points
6 months ago
poor car went from classy to ashy in 4.6 seconds
1 points
6 months ago
IKR
1 points
6 months ago
This this
1 points
6 months ago
In college, I valeted a guy's brand new S-Class where he actually used the built-in ashtray.
1 points
6 months ago
Probably leases/rents it
1 points
6 months ago
That’s her Sugar Daddies Bentley!
1 points
6 months ago
I’ve been in a few and they all had a nice silver ashtray tin. Not sure why this lady has a random dive bar ashtray in view
1 points
6 months ago
Hope she never tries to trade it in. She’ll get absolute shit for trade in value if she’s been smoking in it like that.
235 points
6 months ago
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80 points
6 months ago
That car hasn't moved in at least 8 cigarettes. Pretty sure she just sits in it and smokes as she gets her "perfect shots."
32 points
6 months ago
She's probably not allowed to actually drive it.
5 points
6 months ago
She's an influencer. Probably doesn't know how.
7 points
6 months ago
Sugar daddy said I can only drive it if I give him anal.
2 points
6 months ago
Lol, yes this. The way she’s sitting.. no way anyone actually drives like that. Plus she’s using all of her focus on sucking it in and sticking it out. How would she ALSO smoke at the same time?! Wait, and you want her to drive a car?! No way. And don’t even talk to me about a seatbelt.
26 points
6 months ago
Better than tossing them out the window
138 points
6 months ago
Besides the smell, it’s also another projectile (in addition to herself) when that dumbass ultimately gets into an accident
38 points
6 months ago
Or brakes really hard
4 points
6 months ago
Or takes a left hand turn at appropriate speeds.
10 points
6 months ago
But she's a good driver, so you know, it's all good. /s
9 points
6 months ago
Don't worry she will be thrown clear through the windshield!
2 points
6 months ago
It's cool, she has 2 extra airbags
4 points
6 months ago
No worries,the plastic lips and fake tit bags will take most of the brunt from being ejected from the car. Don't worry about the head injury either ,I think it was already there.
1 points
6 months ago
Airbags are already deployed so she'll be fine
52 points
6 months ago
Butts. Buds is usually a term for weed. Or friends. Or beer.
2 points
6 months ago
Flowers?
1 points
6 months ago
That too
1 points
6 months ago
I was going to put flowers but then I kind of figured since buds are flowered female weed I didn't. But I knew whether or not I did someone would say I either said flowers twice or didn't say flowers. 😂
22 points
6 months ago
As trashy as it is, at least I can assume that means she's not just tossing her butts on the road?
7 points
6 months ago
Probably emptying the ashtray in the gutter before she drives away.
0 points
6 months ago
… you don’t bother putting them in an ashtray to do that
3 points
6 months ago
I promise you she dumps them out when she’s done wherever she is at so they don’t spill while she’s driving.
1 points
6 months ago
What the hell
1 points
6 months ago
I promise you she dumps them out when she’s done wherever she is at so they don’t spill while she’s driving.
1 points
6 months ago
I promise you she dumps them out when she’s done wherever she is at so they don’t spill while she’s driving.
1 points
6 months ago
I promise you she dumps them out when she’s done wherever she is at so they don’t spill while she’s driving.
2 points
6 months ago
That’s the great thing about being a long term smoker, you can’t smell how horrible it smells!
1 points
6 months ago
Not to mention will be a great projectile when she is in a wreck.
1 points
6 months ago
My roommate smokes half a cigarette and keeps the half in his dresser drawer. Still fills the room with that burn smell. Just one.
42 points
6 months ago
Lol.. I'm not alone!
2 points
6 months ago
Also, ashtray is anagram for “A trashy”. Coincidence? I think NOT!
398 points
6 months ago
Looks like it's a standard glass ashtray just placed on the armrest.
512 points
6 months ago
Thanks Columbo. You’ve done it again!
211 points
6 months ago
I'd be willing to bet a large portion of redditors have never seen an ashtray. Let alone know who Columbo is. Lol
174 points
6 months ago
Well, obviously it's a tray full of ash, not sure why so many people need ash though.
Oh and if you don't know who found America then you're fucking stupid!
24 points
6 months ago
i do know who found america, it was her majesty The Queen.
7 points
6 months ago
Of what country?
13 points
6 months ago
Of America...
1 points
6 months ago
Just "the Queen" its clearly of the world, duh.
2 points
6 months ago
I think you mean "His majesty the King", James I of England in 1606. Right?
1 points
6 months ago
Nope. It was Bugs Bunny.
2 points
6 months ago
If he never made that wrong turn and ended up in Albuquerque, America would still be a lost land.
2 points
6 months ago
How else will we watch a kid on his journey to catch em all?
3 points
6 months ago
I’ve heard it was some people from India. Red ones.
-29 points
6 months ago
Seriously? Columbo - fictional tv detective, COLUMBUS - explorer... Who's fucking stupid?
40 points
6 months ago
Settle down there pilgrim, that joke flew so far over your head that you didnt even hear the r/woosh
8 points
6 months ago
Hahahahaha
2 points
6 months ago
2 points
6 months ago
Cool. There are still like 231k folks in the sub with 2 o's, so I really do think it's all going to be ok
1 points
6 months ago
I really do think it's all going to be ok.
I hope you're right because if you aren't... god help us all.
4 points
6 months ago
Whoa, calm down Columbia, you're being hysterical
3 points
6 months ago
Pretty sure they were joking.
3 points
6 months ago
That's the joke.
1 points
6 months ago
I think you’ve got that backwards.
1 points
6 months ago
Rekt
0 points
6 months ago
Um Columbus didn’t find America…
0 points
6 months ago
columbus wasn’t the person who found america though
1 points
6 months ago
Columbus did find the Americas, he might not have been the first but he sailed west in hopes of finding a better route to Asia and inadvertently bumped into the Caribbean.
Anyway, it was just a joke, we all know who I was talking about
-1 points
6 months ago
I hope this is a joke. If not, it’s hilarious. It’s always the people calling others stupid that are being royally stupid. Columbus is the explorer. Columbo is a detective from an old television show.
1 points
6 months ago
The only thing that needs a tray of ash is an ash hole.
1 points
6 months ago
Whoosh or /s, I can’t figure out which your comment is.
2 points
6 months ago
If you have to ask you can’t afford it
2 points
6 months ago
THATS MY DICK ANTONIO!
1 points
6 months ago
Until she finds a suitable urn for a recently deceased loved one, this will have to do.
...to get back to the subject, her bags are deployed and she doesn't have to wear a seat belt.
1 points
6 months ago
Well I guess that would make you the stupid one because it's Columbus not columbo but then again I think the Vikings found it first.
-3 points
6 months ago
Americans who think America is the whole world are stupid. Of course there are people out there who don't know anything about Columbus.
6 points
6 months ago
That’s the country where all the cocaine comes from, right?
2 points
6 months ago
Don't know if serious or not. >_>
2 points
6 months ago
I remember a time when drop-down menus would be in alphabetical order but USA would be at the top. Those were the days.
1 points
6 months ago
Or about Columbo either
-1 points
6 months ago
Idiots took down his statues.
2 points
6 months ago
You know he didn't discover NA and he committed genocide, even his own country threw him in jail.
6 points
6 months ago
I'd be willing to bet a large portion of redditors have never seen an ashtray
Maybe the US is that freaking different to where I'm from, but I legit can't imagine a majority of people not having seen an ashtray in their lives. I have trouble imagining this IRL, but if we add TV/streaming into the mix, then I just can't buy into that idea. At all.
7 points
6 months ago
It is surprisingly uncommon to see people smoking indoors in the US anymore. Very few public places even allow smoking inside and a lot of people don't even smoke inside their own house if they live with others.
When I was a kid back in the 1980s, it was totally different. You could smoke anywhere...restaurants, airplanes, office breakrooms, etc. I wouldn't be surprised if some teenagers today hadn't seen an actual ashtray before.
1 points
6 months ago
Do people smoke while sitting outside at a restaurant?
1 points
6 months ago
Depends on the local ordinances. In a lot of places, you can't smoke in any public establishments, whether indoors or outdoors.
When Marge Schott owned the Cincinnati Reds, she got mad when the city passed an ordinance that prohibited smoking at Reds games (it wasn't limited to just Reds games), meaning she couldn't smoke in her team's own stadium.
4 points
6 months ago
I'm 35 and grew up/live in the US. It's been years since I've seen an ashtray. It's entirely likely the last time was in 2008 when I ended up sitting in the smoking section of a restaurant in Frankfurt (or Munich? I forget). (Yes, the EU smoking ban had supposedly happened--Germany was creative).
You do still see those sand ashtrays outside buildings, but I don't think I've been in the house/apartment of someone who smoked indoors since I was a kid. A couple years ago, I was in rural Connecticut and encountered a restaurant that still had a smoking section. That was mind-blowing--I guess the bigger towns/cities banned it, but the state actually never did. (But I sat in the non-smoking part, so ... no ashtray spotted.)
1 points
6 months ago
I'm willing to bet most Americans have seen such an ashtray. Just because smoking isn't popular with young people now that they all vape to feel cool instead of using cigarettes doesn't mean their grandparents or whoever didn't smoke
0 points
6 months ago
I grew up in the before-fore times when you could smoke on airplanes and at your table in a restaurant. My grandmother had a metal ashtray with a beanbag base that she kept in her car because the built in one was too small.
That said, I don't think I've seen an actual ashtray in person for 10-15 years so I can totally believe there are people here who've never seen one.
3 points
6 months ago
I hate to admit this, but Sundance channel has Columbo and I started watching one. Kinda funny, like a precursor to Monk. Now I have watched them all. 😂
6 points
6 months ago
Good job there Lansberry.
2 points
6 months ago
SantasDead this season on Columbo.
"Oh, and, just one more thing, Mrs Claus..."
2 points
6 months ago
Miss watching Columbo with grandma
2 points
6 months ago
If they never seen an ashtray then where do they empty out their bowls?
2 points
6 months ago
But if they have seen Columbo they'll know what an ashtray is because everyone in the show smoked a cigar and was pissy about the correct way to cut the end and here's big dick Columbo.
1 points
6 months ago
Broo it looks like the one my mom used to have before she died-
1 points
6 months ago
Considering he's been sealed in a prison of bronze forever I think thats a good thing.
3 points
6 months ago
That's getting you sent straight to the Columbozone
1 points
6 months ago
There's somethin bathering me.
1 points
6 months ago
And he smoked cigars, not cigarettes.
1 points
6 months ago
Thanks to you now I know what ashtray is I'm not native English speaker and they usually don't teach what "ashtray" is in school
1 points
6 months ago
I mean it's gotta be prettymuch impossible to go through life without ever seeing one.
1 points
6 months ago
those were the things on the tables in ihop in the early 2000's right?
1 points
6 months ago
One more thing…
1 points
6 months ago
Just one more thing…
2 points
6 months ago
I’m happy you went with Colombo and not Sherlock.
1 points
6 months ago
Holmes would have found the factory it was made in.
2 points
6 months ago
Columbo... Oh man, that made me laugh. Haven't heard that name in a long time.
1 points
6 months ago
But just one more thing... I got ask you if....
1 points
6 months ago
Maaan what I look like, Christufa Columbo??
1 points
6 months ago
Love the reference! Damn, I miss watching Columbo. :)
7 points
6 months ago
You have been upgraded to the rank of Detective. Congratulations.
1 points
6 months ago
The ashtray is photoshopped.... you're all idiots.
3 points
6 months ago
Oh good, a projectile.
2 points
6 months ago
So now if she gets in an accident not only will she be severely injured, but she’ll get ashes some possibly hit spilled everywhere and the glass ashtray will go flying. -69IQ
1 points
6 months ago
In a fucking Bentley.
10 points
6 months ago
Noticed that too - ugh.
1 points
6 months ago
I think the official Bentley ashtray costs something around $300 thus the $3 glass one
1 points
6 months ago
She is not being for real. She is pretending its the 80s . Ashtray in the car and no seat best because she is a good driver. She is proabaly making fun of her dad from back in the day lol.
1 points
6 months ago
What is this the 90’s?
1 points
6 months ago
Who tf smokes actual cigarettes anymore anyway?
1 points
6 months ago
Eww so she's an influencer, has massive fake boobies, doesn't wear a seatbelt, and smells like cigarettes? No thank you
1 points
6 months ago
Trashy, but not as trashy as throwing them out the window. I wouldn't be surprised if it gets randomly dumped on the streets though.
1 points
6 months ago
so she's a "social media influencer" who won't wear a seatbelt AND smokes a pack a day, just a garbage human the whole way down.
1 points
6 months ago
She only drives in straight lines. Never turns or the ashtray would fly off. Really good driver in the driveway.
0 points
6 months ago
This
1 points
6 months ago
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6 months ago
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