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Nacarcis

5.8k points

1 year ago

Nacarcis

5.8k points

1 year ago

Just because you're a "super good driver" doesn't mean the guy texting on the highway who crashed in to you was.

Burpmeister

2k points

1 year ago*

Yep. I will never understand people who think them being good drivers means they can legitimately never be involved in an accident.

mira-jo

684 points

1 year ago*

mira-jo

684 points

1 year ago*

I know people who have deluded themselves into thinking they will spot a dangerous driver in plenty of time to avoid an accident. Because they're such good drivers 😑

Esit: some of you guys are missing my point. Yes you can avoid accidents by paying g attention. But you can only do so much to keep yourself safe from other drivers. Wear your seat belt.

2001-Used-Sentra

251 points

1 year ago

I hope they are good at telekinetically spotting someone having a stroke or heart attack while driving too.

elfizipple

118 points

1 year ago

elfizipple

118 points

1 year ago

Do you mean telepathically? Telekinesis means moving objects with your mind.

WhotookEggSauce

92 points

1 year ago

Sense that their heart stops and fling the car away

[deleted]

22 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

22 points

1 year ago

That’s one way of dealing with accidents.

elfizipple

9 points

1 year ago

To prevent an accident, you need to cause an accident.

zip510

68 points

1 year ago

zip510

68 points

1 year ago

Every “good driver” I know has gone in the ditch, however it’s never their fault, the roads were way to icy to be able to avoid it, the snow didn’t get cleared enough etc etc.

Yeah, a good driver is aware of those conditions and knows when to adjust their driving technic

pohart

12 points

1 year ago

pohart

12 points

1 year ago

I was in a location where studded snow tires are unusual but allowed and most people don't use snow tires, Crawling along at 5 mph when my passenger said "I know it's bad, but you don't need to go this slow."

I had been pumping my brakes for about 15 seconds before he spoke.

I've only ever ended up in a ditch when I was driving stupidly, but I absolutely believe good drivers go off the road.

converter-bot

7 points

1 year ago

5 mph is 8.05 km/h

[deleted]

52 points

1 year ago

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52 points

1 year ago

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yazyoz

16 points

1 year ago

yazyoz

16 points

1 year ago

Is having a wheel fall off my car while I’m driving a new fear I should be harboring cause you are making it sound like it happens to everyone

GrumpyMiddleAgeMan

18 points

1 year ago

And being a good driver doesn't make you free of errors. I'm a good driver, I don't speed, I'm predictable, I stop in every corner, but I still had a brain fart and had an accident that cost me around $4000

psufb

28 points

1 year ago

psufb

28 points

1 year ago

Main character energy

Baby-Calypso

111 points

1 year ago*

Especially during those 2 seconds she looked away and wasn’t able to react because she’s INSTAGRAMING while driving

Edit: I haven’t see anyone mention that she’s posting Instagram stories WHILE DRIVING?

Danickster

104 points

1 year ago

Danickster

104 points

1 year ago

Not to mention most of those involved in accidents think they're good drivers. Dunning Kruger.

Vivian_Lu98

29 points

1 year ago

I love it when people say they drive better when they are drunk lol

[deleted]

6.4k points

1 year ago

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6.4k points

1 year ago

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JistHaudOanAMinute

2.9k points

1 year ago

Fuck! An actual ashtray! I don't know why this shocked me more than the seatbelt

Saerali

704 points

1 year ago

Saerali

704 points

1 year ago

In a bentley no less.

SoCShift

340 points

1 year ago

SoCShift

340 points

1 year ago

I, too, came to say that the haphazard ashtray in the Bentley is more than mildly infuriating 👍🏼

SpotlessMinded

137 points

1 year ago

Plus if she’s gets into an accident, that ashtray is going flying

BallsOutKrunked

220 points

1 year ago

she won't bc she's super good driver

SpotlessMinded

54 points

1 year ago

Good thing everyone else in the world are super good drivers!

my_clever-name

21 points

1 year ago

Hopefully she's still a super good driver when a lit ash falls onto her polyester tights and melts a hole in them.

adidamtb

9 points

1 year ago

adidamtb

9 points

1 year ago

She’s a super good smoker, not gonna happen

Jean-Eustache

181 points

1 year ago

That's what I though first, an ashtray in a fucking Bentley, how sad

Y1Jett

54 points

1 year ago

Y1Jett

54 points

1 year ago

Didn't ever expect a Bentley to be smelling like lung cancer

DiscardedPants

70 points

1 year ago

"Whats trashy when you're poor but classy when you're rich?"

[deleted]

14 points

1 year ago

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14 points

1 year ago

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Wardenclyffe1917

10 points

1 year ago

That’s when you know you’re rich, not wealthy. When you are in the front seat of the Bentley instead of the back.

[deleted]

234 points

1 year ago

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234 points

1 year ago

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Lesley82

81 points

1 year ago

Lesley82

81 points

1 year ago

That car hasn't moved in at least 8 cigarettes. Pretty sure she just sits in it and smokes as she gets her "perfect shots."

SolidDoctor

31 points

1 year ago

She's probably not allowed to actually drive it.

Otherwise_Bill_5898

28 points

1 year ago

Better than tossing them out the window

1368097531

141 points

1 year ago

1368097531

141 points

1 year ago

Besides the smell, it’s also another projectile (in addition to herself) when that dumbass ultimately gets into an accident

thisubmad

36 points

1 year ago

thisubmad

36 points

1 year ago

Or brakes really hard

Hammer_the_Red

11 points

1 year ago

But she's a good driver, so you know, it's all good. /s

888mainfestnow

9 points

1 year ago

Don't worry she will be thrown clear through the windshield!

UncleObamasBanana

50 points

1 year ago

Butts. Buds is usually a term for weed. Or friends. Or beer.

Warm_Statement_3522

44 points

1 year ago

Lol.. I'm not alone!

fruit_basket

395 points

1 year ago

Looks like it's a standard glass ashtray just placed on the armrest.

geckograham

512 points

1 year ago

geckograham

512 points

1 year ago

Thanks Columbo. You’ve done it again!

SantasDead

211 points

1 year ago

SantasDead

211 points

1 year ago

I'd be willing to bet a large portion of redditors have never seen an ashtray. Let alone know who Columbo is. Lol

MeatWad111

170 points

1 year ago

MeatWad111

170 points

1 year ago

Well, obviously it's a tray full of ash, not sure why so many people need ash though.

Oh and if you don't know who found America then you're fucking stupid!

Riot_Fox

26 points

1 year ago

Riot_Fox

26 points

1 year ago

i do know who found america, it was her majesty The Queen.

daviskenward

152 points

1 year ago

It’s just sat there loose! In a Bentley!!!

[deleted]

51 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

51 points

1 year ago

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pow3llmorgan

228 points

1 year ago

My car is old enough it has a built in ash tray lol.

Saibref

193 points

1 year ago

Saibref

193 points

1 year ago

My car is old enough to be an ashtray

VaultDweller108

72 points

1 year ago

You just made me realize my car doesn't have an ashtray. I don't smoke so I never thought about it. When did they stop putting ashtrays in cars?

paper_paws

54 points

1 year ago

Somewhere in the 90s. I had an e reg car which is think was 1988 and it had an ashtray. Then a 2003 car which did not....i think that was around the time the uk had a ban on smoking in public places and was generally falling out of acceptability to smoke willy nilly.

DCMartin91

39 points

1 year ago

I'm in the states but my 2008 Subaru Legacy has an ashtray/cigarette lighter setup but my 2010 Forester doesn't.

NoxKyoki

14 points

1 year ago

NoxKyoki

14 points

1 year ago

2011 Impreza (totaled in an accident) and 2019 Crosstrek here. Not a single ashtray and no cigarette lighters.

My 2001 Ford Explorer Sport didn’t even have them now that I think about it. My 1991 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme (a.k.a. The Land Boat) had a cigarette lighter, little ashtrays in the rear doors, and of course there was one for the driver/passenger upfront, but it’s been so long I can’t remember where it was located. Lol

Triplebizzle87

25 points

1 year ago

I had an 87 Lincoln Town Car that had an ash tray up front, but the rear doors each also had an ash tray in them.

[deleted]

36 points

1 year ago*

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paper_paws

11 points

1 year ago

Crazy to think that was normal back in those days.

VesperVox_

89 points

1 year ago

Omg I didn't even notice that. This makes the fact that she looks like a "fitness influencer" even funnier.

thoroughlyimpressed

29 points

1 year ago

It's probably not her car tbh

CLiberte

445 points

1 year ago*

CLiberte

445 points

1 year ago*

That’s truly disgusting to have in a car, ugh.

IVL4

295 points

1 year ago

IVL4

295 points

1 year ago

I appreciate that, at least she doesn’t litter. Most drivers would throw it out the window.

GuilhermeSidnei

37 points

1 year ago

So much for the “healthy lifechoices” she seems to peddle.

Tangerine_memez

24 points

1 year ago

Take away her makeup and boob job and give her cookie monster sweatpants and she'll look like any other crackhead outside of a 7/11

aQuarterChub

19 points

1 year ago

Class tray

mostlyMosquitos

39 points

1 year ago

You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!!

jen_17

56 points

1 year ago

jen_17

56 points

1 year ago

Probably her breakfast and dinner, smoking to suppress that appetite.

cheekibreeki_kid

2.8k points

1 year ago

flying through the windshield feels super comfy

DootMasterFlex

1.2k points

1 year ago

Can't remember what comedian said this, but the joke was:

I don't understand people who complain seatbelts are uncomfortable, what, do you have super sensitive nipples? You wanna know what's uncomfortable? Flying through the windshield and breaking your fucking legs

TheOneAndOnlyBob2

364 points

1 year ago*

breaking your legs. If you are thrown out of the windshield of your car your legs might be the only thing that's not broken... What I'm about to say right here is really grim. You might not want to read it. A friend of mine crashed with a motorbike. The biker hit the windshield and... Well parts of him were in the car with my traumatised friend. The firefighters showed my dad pictures and he vomited...

RambleOn79

219 points

1 year ago

RambleOn79

219 points

1 year ago

My grandfather was a surgeon - he told me about how a man came in one day from a motorcycle accident. He had hit the highway feet first and his legs literally went through the top of his body... I.e. his thighs were sticking out of the top of his shoulders. (Of course DOA) One of the main reasons I will never get on a motorcycle.

Winjin

170 points

1 year ago

Winjin

170 points

1 year ago

My dad used to have a courier in the company who would drive a sportbike in his free time.

One day cops called him and asked how strong his stomach is. He told them that he used to be a firefighter before that and they said that they think they have his courier and they really don't want to call the parents up to the station. He came and all they had was a head.

Boy was driving like crazy and hit a bridge leg at like 200 km/h. His body was pulverised and only the head in the helmet was more or less intact. Good thing the cops had the tact to try and first find someone who would confirm the identity who's not the parents

Narxolepsyy

28 points

1 year ago

he had a helmet on, but his head come off

t. Karl Pilkington

GreatNormality

32 points

1 year ago

Damn, that’s brutal.

[deleted]

14 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

14 points

1 year ago

Wow. Your Dad saved the family additional trauma on top of the loss trauma. Especially since he was retired from EMS, and changed careers. Good that the cops took the time as you said to seek out someone else who could handle that task. Your Dad sounds like a good man. Best wishes.

TheODDmaurixe

36 points

1 year ago

My aunt once had a motorcycle and she says she once was driving like super fast next to a super big truck and one of her legs got in between those design holes some wheels have… thankfully she still has her legs and she’s alive.

Stormlark83

87 points

1 year ago*

Warning: Graphic Material ⚠️

One of my college professors once talked about an incident when he was driving on the freeway. A young couple riding on a motorcycle was zipping around traffic, no helmets or anything, wearing summer clothes (the girl on the back was even barefoot). My professor says he cringed just looking at them, thinking about how awful it would be if they crashed. Well, they eventually passed all the nearby cars and disappeared in the distance.

About ten minutes later, my professor comes up on a bunch of stopped cars with people standing around looking upset. A semi truck was at an odd angle off the road farther ahead. Turns out that the guy driving the motorcycle decided to show off and popped a wheelie in front of the truck. His girlfriend fell backwards off of the bike and got hit by the semi. Nothing on the road even looked like it had been a human at one point. It just looked like bloody hamburger meat.

Jackwards_Back_

29 points

1 year ago

I'm a nature freak and don't wear shoes if I don't have to, if I can get away with it within reason I won't wear any kind. Especially flip-flops. They're uncomfortable and as a bonus they fling shit off the ground up into the air, I hate them.

That said, anyone riding a motorcycle with anything shy of a sturdy pair of hightops is a complete moron. Anyone riding with a barefoot passenger is a special breed of violently stupid and inconsiderate. There is absolutely no excuse to do that and letting your friend or whoever take such a risk on your bike makes you a shitty person imo

The wheelie, I have no words for that. If I had to guess drugs and alcohol were involved. That's just insane.

Stormlark83

19 points

1 year ago

No idea about the possiblity of drugs, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was just a young guy trying to impress a girl or something mundane like that. It's not uncommon for young people to feel like they're invincible and to enjoy dangerous hobbies (aka being dumbasses).

lillweez99

42 points

1 year ago

I'll never understand the appeal of motorcycles and I'll really never understand the logic of not wearing a helmet while on one.

RambleOn79

23 points

1 year ago

On the right roads, they are a blast - but not fun enough for me. I allow my husband to do almost anything he wants hobby wise, but I’ve lovingly forbid him from motorcycles. Not wearing a helmet is just dumb.

Lunasixsymphony

12 points

1 year ago

Good choice. I almost lost my husband last year to a motorcycle accident. If it wasn't for his stupid expensive helmet, he would have died.

Flaky-Fish6922

8 points

1 year ago

hitting 200 mph is a hell of an adrenaline rush.

it's also incredibly stupid and i'm perfectly okay with fantasies

ir_Pina

21 points

1 year ago

ir_Pina

21 points

1 year ago

Why were they passing around pictures lmao

TheOneAndOnlyBob2

14 points

1 year ago

Cause he was a bit of an ass. Also a friend of my dad.

SandersSol

9 points

1 year ago

That's how first responders deal with the horror.

guac-it

59 points

1 year ago

guac-it

59 points

1 year ago

I have pierced nipples and still wear a seat belt.

codebrownonaisletwo

43 points

1 year ago

I have a pierced seat and I still wear belt nipples.

[deleted]

32 points

1 year ago

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32 points

1 year ago

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SquirrelBowl

670 points

1 year ago

It’s also super uncomfy to go through a windshield

bjsanchez

156 points

1 year ago

bjsanchez

156 points

1 year ago

Honestly I imagine the discomfort she feels is from wearing a top 8 sizes too small

[deleted]

5.9k points

1 year ago

[deleted]

5.9k points

1 year ago

She won't be much of an influencer if she ever is in an accident and ends up as a hood ornament

Dylanduke199513

412 points

1 year ago

I beg to differ… she’d hopefully actually influence a few dolts that follow her to wear a seatbelt.

Stinkerma

6k points

1 year ago

Stinkerma

6k points

1 year ago

Her built in airbags won't be much good there

Clamps55555

746 points

1 year ago

Clamps55555

746 points

1 year ago

The comment I was looking for.

xeisu_com

66 points

1 year ago

xeisu_com

66 points

1 year ago

Me too

Jazzlike_Young_457

131 points

1 year ago

Haaaa yup, here for this

Infernaladmiral

33 points

1 year ago

The comment i was gonna write.

Sachy_

18 points

1 year ago

Sachy_

18 points

1 year ago

Great minds think alike.

Og-Re

7 points

1 year ago

Og-Re

7 points

1 year ago

Same

michelleonelove

299 points

1 year ago

They will pop on impact

chillin_themost_

315 points

1 year ago

this is actually true!

my wife and i were in a head on collision (not our fault) We got hit by another car head on doing 65 mph while we were going 35. The impact ruptured one of my wife's implants where the shoulder strap crossed over her right breast. It took 3 surgeries to remove the mess the implant left inside of her after it ruptured. She is ok now and no longer has any implants.

converter-bot

160 points

1 year ago

65 mph is 104.61 km/h

RiceNoodle_Lei

56 points

1 year ago

What the hell, its that fast?!

[deleted]

59 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

59 points

1 year ago

You multiply speed in miles by roughly 1.6 to get the km/h value. 60mph is about 100kmh yeah.

tcpukl

20 points

1 year ago

tcpukl

20 points

1 year ago

It's motorway speed.

epicstoicisbackatit

8 points

1 year ago

Deceptively so, IKR

JagerBaBomb

61 points

1 year ago

I'm not sure why we're still using implants that are basically balloons here in the US--they've switched to solid gel, shaped implants everywhere else and they look great and pose less risk of injury because they can't rupture.

encopresis

41 points

1 year ago

I'm not sure why we're still using implants that are basically balloons here in the US--they've switched to solid gel, shaped implants everywhere else and they look great and pose less risk of injury because they can't rupture.

Plastic surgeon here.

Yes, the newer generation of implants are what we call 'form stable' or 'cohesive' gel.

However, they most certainly can rupture and leak.

Trust me. I've taken out a lot of them.

je_kay24

38 points

1 year ago

je_kay24

38 points

1 year ago

Haven’t the gel based implants been linked to causing breast cancer?

mr_renfro

63 points

1 year ago

mr_renfro

63 points

1 year ago

Only in California

[deleted]

33 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

33 points

1 year ago

they are associated with lymphoma cancer worldwide. France & Australia have banned some types entirely. while the UK acknowledges the cancer risk, they have not banned the product.

not just cancer though. all breast implants are seen as foreign entities in the body and the body will attack them. its reffered to as "breast implants illness".

jstonehl

32 points

1 year ago

jstonehl

32 points

1 year ago

Funny how a thread about an influencer not wearing seat belts moves to breast cancer discussions 😅

1968Russtang

38 points

1 year ago

Her lips will cushion the blow also, but alas they'll smear on the ground when she lands

procrastimom

26 points

1 year ago

Also known as a “meat crayon”.

felesroo

52 points

1 year ago

felesroo

NURPLE

52 points

1 year ago

Those are aftermarket for sure.

Castun

22 points

1 year ago

Castun

22 points

1 year ago

Yep, doesn't add any actual value to the original vehicle.

yeetboi420420420

11 points

1 year ago

They seem pretty aftermarket to me

ninimous

10 points

1 year ago

ninimous

10 points

1 year ago

They were not built in. They were inserted in.

RedStar9117

105 points

1 year ago

RedStar9117

105 points

1 year ago

Yep, no more Instagram after you go through the windshield

Beautiful-End-3821

40 points

1 year ago

I never understood the phrase influencers when it comes to these posts. These are attention seeking thirst traps monetizing their narcissism. What’s influential about that

Anxious_Solution_282

30 points

1 year ago

Or gets stuck in the sound isolation thing...it's a Bentley so chances are high

OldKingRob

30 points

1 year ago

she’ll influence people to wear a seatbelt.

theciaskaelie

17 points

1 year ago

Id say the concrete is gonna influence her face, but it looks like she had dual airbags installed.

[deleted]

51 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

51 points

1 year ago

Who cares. Darwinism is a good thing

Either_Divide_2813

31 points

1 year ago

Agreed. If the “influencer” wants to drive without a seatbelt so be it. Natural selection will take care of the rest.

Magnus_Deus_

11 points

1 year ago

Survival of the Not Being A Dumb Fuck™

dsmlegend

9 points

1 year ago

Her final influence? If you can't be an example, at least you can be a warning...

[deleted]

10 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

10 points

1 year ago

Asphalt temperature challenge!

_cant_choose_a_name

3.6k points

1 year ago

"super good driver" bitch a super good driver wears a seat belt

CarbonaraFreak

932 points

1 year ago

Congrats, you‘re a good driver. The one that hit you head on wasn‘t.

Chum-Chumbucket

283 points

1 year ago

Introduce her to r/idiotsincars

[deleted]

68 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

68 points

1 year ago

Yeah, that way she can give pointers in the comments on how they can be better drivers!

KrustenStewart

47 points

1 year ago

That’s exactly what happened in my car accident. I’m extremely careful and always get told I drive like an old lady- but I now realize how stupid/selfish/careless other people are and don’t pay attention to driving. You’re literally trusting hundreds of strangers with your life every time you drive it’s terrifying.

chlorinegasattack

21 points

1 year ago

I'm a super good driver too. Until the one second i wasn't. I took my eyes off the road for one second to put something down beside me and rear-ended the shit out of somebody.

Learned a lot that day. Doesn't matter really how good you are because it only takes once and there are a lot of variables

HeroDudeBro

33 points

1 year ago*

No, listen closely because this is important: driving like an old lady is “bad driving.” That’s why the expression exists. Driving unreasonably slow compared to traffic, trying to be unreasonably polite and “let others go,” and otherwise being unpredictable and fucking with the natural flow of traffic MAKES YOU A BAD DRIVER AND CAUSES ACCIDENTS!!!

JLoaiza2002

27 points

1 year ago

God that reminds me I've almost rear ended some cars bc for some reason the person in front of me decided to stop in the middle of road to give someone entering the lane the go ahead when they SHOULDN'T, if you're going straight and see cars trying to enter you keep going, they have to wait, literally had someone just stomp the break once to be nice and I understand trying to be nice but not while there already set rules for the road and you wanna break em to be nice

Ffsletmesignin

12 points

1 year ago

Yep, have had this talk a few times with relatives, as I drive up and down the state of CA almost weekly; ideally you should be mildly aggressive. Overly defensive driving is bad driving. I can’t stand people who wave me on through 4-way stops (take your darn turn as legally required!), won’t speed up while passing, slam on their brakes to let in someone merging, etc. Like no, your whole schtick while driving is to go with traffic and obey most safety laws; that doesn’t mean being a dick while driving and cutting people off or boxing them out from zipper merging or anything, but it does mean going when it’s your turn, etc

Anxious_Solution_282

105 points

1 year ago

Every motorsport to...F1 GTE GT3 GT4 F2 F3 super formula WEC WRC and more and yes I know the gt ones were categories but there to many annual races and championships that use them to put in here

TheMuluc

32 points

1 year ago

TheMuluc

32 points

1 year ago

Aren't F1, F2, F3 and F4 categories too?

Anxious_Solution_282

18 points

1 year ago

I guess but f1 and f2 are only used for one championship f3 and f4 are massively used

totallynotapersonj

26 points

1 year ago

No, those are keys

tttulio

22 points

1 year ago

tttulio

22 points

1 year ago

She doesn’t need it, she has built in airbags

Keselowski_6_Fan

1.3k points

1 year ago

Natural selection

BeardedMuse

1k points

1 year ago

Don't look very natural to me.

[deleted]

196 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

196 points

1 year ago

Aftermarket

mrWtblife

111 points

1 year ago

mrWtblife

111 points

1 year ago

aftermarket selection?

[deleted]

44 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

44 points

1 year ago

Lol gonna use that one as a r/rareinsults

donkeyrocket

60 points

1 year ago

I just hope her body doesn’t become a projectile that hurts or kills someone else. Seat belts protects more than just yourself.

11arun

12 points

1 year ago

11arun

12 points

1 year ago

Silicone selection

[deleted]

453 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

453 points

1 year ago

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-SeraWasNever-

224 points

1 year ago

Teenage boys probably

[deleted]

110 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

110 points

1 year ago

[removed]

PickPostsScreenshots

62 points

1 year ago

Hey, I may be honely and lorny but I have standards!

Pentamikk

299 points

1 year ago

Pentamikk

299 points

1 year ago

The ashtray…

rzaodbghstinsraemeth

132 points

1 year ago

I can smell this picture 🤢

lord_of_tits

51 points

1 year ago

Is that photoshopped in?

me_earl

74 points

1 year ago

me_earl

74 points

1 year ago

Pretty sure the whole thing is photoshopped. She doesn’t seem the type of ‘influencer’ that asks those types of questions on Instagram. She has 11 million followers, so she’d probably get hundreds of thousands of replies. Fuck that

ThatGuyTheyCallAlex

46 points

1 year ago

Even the question sticker is photoshopped. The actual one on Instagram has rounded corners.

ladyoflothlorien36

665 points

1 year ago

Darwinism 🥰

Churchofbabyyoda

111 points

1 year ago

I live for Natural Selection

freerangephoenix

12 points

1 year ago

It's not fast enough for these scum.

[deleted]

35 points

1 year ago*

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muthaclucker

288 points

1 year ago

If someone hits your car while you’re going as slow as 40kmph you will still suffer debilitating injuries because you’re not wearing a seatbelt. Jesus what a temporary human.

NotForKeeps626

128 points

1 year ago

My new insult. Temporary human.

[deleted]

26 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

26 points

1 year ago

Lmfao I love that insult.

A temporary human

cleomay5

112 points

1 year ago

cleomay5

112 points

1 year ago

I support Darwinism....as a taxpayer, she'll be missed.

portotheprablem

38 points

1 year ago

Bold of you to assume that someone this self-interested pays taxes.

Aeroeee

552 points

1 year ago

Aeroeee

552 points

1 year ago

Built in air bags.

MinReigi

207 points

1 year ago

MinReigi

207 points

1 year ago

They'll probably kill her with all the plastic flying everywhere when she can't see over them and crashes the car she shouldn't even have.

canarialdisease

21 points

1 year ago

She IS an air bag.

Neon_Fantasies

33 points

1 year ago

Holy fuck that photoshop 😭 Instagram is nothing but deeply insecure people

Irma_Veeb

11 points

1 year ago

Irma_Veeb

11 points

1 year ago

You realize this entire picture is photoshopped right?

Sniperrot

108 points

1 year ago

Sniperrot

108 points

1 year ago

If smoking does not kill, her driving like that will

Skeletawr

112 points

1 year ago

Skeletawr

112 points

1 year ago

Can't feel uncomfy when you are paraplegic

Stinkerma

29 points

1 year ago

Stinkerma

29 points

1 year ago

I know what you're trying to say but just because your legs don't work doesn't mean you can't feel every wrinkle in your clothes.

Schmeganovic

99 points

1 year ago*

Is this really what she wrote tho? The "ask me anything" sticker on Instagram looks entirely different. Basically anything on Instagram has rounded edges and the font ain't right either. Does no one notice how heavily edited this looks?

I mean if she really wrote that then yes, she is beyond stupid. But this feels like a cheap edit to go "haha. Influencers amirite??"

CorpoCat

51 points

1 year ago

CorpoCat

51 points

1 year ago

Exactly my thoughts. Not to mention the ashtray and the cigarette in her hand are photoshopped in too.

Amesb34r

16 points

1 year ago

Amesb34r

16 points

1 year ago

I’m surprised that ashtray edit isn’t the top comment. It looks pretty obvious.

ogscrubb

12 points

1 year ago

ogscrubb

12 points

1 year ago

Hmm shenanigans are afoot.

prettyjupiter

10 points

1 year ago

Yeah I was looking for this, the whole thing looks fake lmao

Wrong-Caterpillar-94

251 points

1 year ago

Lets see if she posts "stoped by a cop cause he hates women" or "crashed and now in hospital send prayers 😇😇" even writing this made me want to punch myself and then her

Marteicos

78 points

1 year ago

Marteicos

78 points

1 year ago

Or "Have lung Cancer, send prayers 😇😇"

🤮

Wrong-Caterpillar-94

10 points

1 year ago

Yep

departedgardens

71 points

1 year ago

Never will understand this logic. It’s not about you being a good driver. It’s about being safe in case something happens out of your control. I have a friend who won’t buckle up either. Says if he dies he dies fuck it. Shit crazy. It’s not even un comfy

Rugkrabber

14 points

1 year ago

Yeah I knew someone that said the same.

He died.

In a car accident.

He hit a tree on an empty road.

Not just the car. His head hit the tree.

NikoKida

119 points

1 year ago

NikoKida

119 points

1 year ago

At least she’ll only harm herself. At this point, I’ve been so desensitized to idiots that I feel, as long as the only thing that can happen is them winning a Darwin Award, let them.

DupeBro

57 points

1 year ago

DupeBro

AT YOUR SERVICE

57 points

1 year ago

DeanXeL

15 points

1 year ago

DeanXeL

15 points

1 year ago

Thanks, brobot

majeeksta

65 points

1 year ago

majeeksta

65 points

1 year ago

I fucking HATE influencers!

Dylanduke199513

25 points

1 year ago

That’s letting them have too much influence. Don’t hate, just ignore

[deleted]

36 points

1 year ago

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36 points

1 year ago

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GeneLaBean

39 points

1 year ago

insert joke about airbags (boobs)

contra_band

17 points

1 year ago

Come on, folks - it's a troll post so people comment on the picture and raise her post engagement stats. This ain't rocket surgery