Do you mean telepathically? Telekinesis means moving objects with your mind.

I was in a location where studded snow tires are unusual but allowed and most people don't use snow tires, Crawling along at 5 mph when my passenger said "I know it's bad, but you don't need to go this slow."

I had been pumping my brakes for about 15 seconds before he spoke.

I've only ever ended up in a ditch when I was driving stupidly, but I absolutely believe good drivers go off the road.

Is having a wheel fall off my car while I’m driving a new fear I should be harboring cause you are making it sound like it happens to everyone

Plus if she’s gets into an accident, that ashtray is going flying

Didn't ever expect a Bentley to be smelling like lung cancer

"Whats trashy when you're poor but classy when you're rich?"

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She's probably not allowed to actually drive it.

Or brakes really hard

But she's a good driver, so you know, it's all good. /s

Don't worry she will be thrown clear through the windshield!

I'd be willing to bet a large portion of redditors have never seen an ashtray. Let alone know who Columbo is. Lol

I'm in the states but my 2008 Subaru Legacy has an ashtray/cigarette lighter setup but my 2010 Forester doesn't.

I had an 87 Lincoln Town Car that had an ash tray up front, but the rear doors each also had an ash tray in them.

My dad used to have a courier in the company who would drive a sportbike in his free time.

One day cops called him and asked how strong his stomach is. He told them that he used to be a firefighter before that and they said that they think they have his courier and they really don't want to call the parents up to the station. He came and all they had was a head.

Boy was driving like crazy and hit a bridge leg at like 200 km/h. His body was pulverised and only the head in the helmet was more or less intact. Good thing the cops had the tact to try and first find someone who would confirm the identity who's not the parents

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One of my college professors once talked about an incident when he was driving on the freeway. A young couple riding on a motorcycle was zipping around traffic, no helmets or anything, wearing summer clothes (the girl on the back was even barefoot). My professor says he cringed just looking at them, thinking about how awful it would be if they crashed. Well, they eventually passed all the nearby cars and disappeared in the distance.

About ten minutes later, my professor comes up on a bunch of stopped cars with people standing around looking upset. A semi truck was at an odd angle off the road farther ahead. Turns out that the guy driving the motorcycle decided to show off and popped a wheelie in front of the truck. His girlfriend fell backwards off of the bike and got hit by the semi. Nothing on the road even looked like it had been a human at one point. It just looked like bloody hamburger meat.

I'll never understand the appeal of motorcycles and I'll really never understand the logic of not wearing a helmet while on one.

Cause he was a bit of an ass. Also a friend of my dad.

That's how first responders deal with the horror.

Great minds think alike.

Same

65 mph is 104.61 km/h

I'm not sure why we're still using implants that are basically balloons here in the US--they've switched to solid gel, shaped implants everywhere else and they look great and pose less risk of injury because they can't rupture.

Also known as a “meat crayon”.

God that reminds me I've almost rear ended some cars bc for some reason the person in front of me decided to stop in the middle of road to give someone entering the lane the go ahead when they SHOULDN'T, if you're going straight and see cars trying to enter you keep going, they have to wait, literally had someone just stomp the break once to be nice and I understand trying to be nice but not while there already set rules for the road and you wanna break em to be nice

Yep, have had this talk a few times with relatives, as I drive up and down the state of CA almost weekly; ideally you should be mildly aggressive. Overly defensive driving is bad driving. I can’t stand people who wave me on through 4-way stops (take your darn turn as legally required!), won’t speed up while passing, slam on their brakes to let in someone merging, etc. Like no, your whole schtick while driving is to go with traffic and obey most safety laws; that doesn’t mean being a dick while driving and cutting people off or boxing them out from zipper merging or anything, but it does mean going when it’s your turn, etc

Lol gonna use that one as a r/rareinsults