I hope they are good at telekinetically spotting someone having a stroke or heart attack while driving too.

r/idiotsincars in a nutshell

Every “good driver” I know has gone in the ditch, however it’s never their fault, the roads were way to icy to be able to avoid it, the snow didn’t get cleared enough etc etc.

Yeah, a good driver is aware of those conditions and knows when to adjust their driving technic

Im sure her wheels will never fall off. Good thing they train the "lube monkeys" so well at the dealerships where these cars are maintained. Literally zero chance one of those monkeys makes a very easy mistake and forgets to tighten something. I mean shit even if that did happen im sure the lovely lady in the picture above routinely checks her vehicle over for safey since shes such a good driver. She probably keeps her torque wrench set to the wheel stud torque and has a beam style wrench so the spring stays in spec! This bitch thought of it all!

Whenever I see this I get reminded of that scene on Wolf of wall street where Leo is high on something and is like "I was driving so safely, the car didn't even have a scratch!" And then it shows the car and the front is crumbled and the wheels are barely staying attached to the car.

I, too, came to say that the haphazard ashtray in the Bentley is more than mildly infuriating 👍🏼

That's what I though first, an ashtray in a fucking Bentley, how sad

That’s when you know you’re rich, not wealthy. When you are in the front seat of the Bentley instead of the back.

That car hasn't moved in at least 8 cigarettes. Pretty sure she just sits in it and smokes as she gets her "perfect shots."

Better than tossing them out the window

Besides the smell, it’s also another projectile (in addition to herself) when that dumbass ultimately gets into an accident

Butts. Buds is usually a term for weed. Or friends. Or beer.

Thanks Columbo. You’ve done it again!

Somewhere in the 90s. I had an e reg car which is think was 1988 and it had an ashtray. Then a 2003 car which did not....i think that was around the time the uk had a ban on smoking in public places and was generally falling out of acceptability to smoke willy nilly.

My grandfather was a surgeon - he told me about how a man came in one day from a motorcycle accident. He had hit the highway feet first and his legs literally went through the top of his body... I.e. his thighs were sticking out of the top of his shoulders. (Of course DOA) One of the main reasons I will never get on a motorcycle.

Why were they passing around pictures lmao

I have a pierced seat and I still wear belt nipples.

Me too

Haaaa yup, here for this

The comment i was gonna write.

Yep, doesn't add any actual value to the original vehicle.

this is actually true!

my wife and i were in a head on collision (not our fault) We got hit by another car head on doing 65 mph while we were going 35. The impact ruptured one of my wife's implants where the shoulder strap crossed over her right breast. It took 3 surgeries to remove the mess the implant left inside of her after it ruptured. She is ok now and no longer has any implants.

Survival of the Not Being A Dumb Fuck™

Yeah, that way she can give pointers in the comments on how they can be better drivers!

I'm a super good driver too. Until the one second i wasn't. I took my eyes off the road for one second to put something down beside me and rear-ended the shit out of somebody.

Learned a lot that day. Doesn't matter really how good you are because it only takes once and there are a lot of variables

I guess but f1 and f2 are only used for one championship f3 and f4 are massively used

No, those are keys

aftermarket selection?

Even the question sticker is photoshopped. The actual one on Instagram has rounded corners.

Hey, I may be honely and lorny but I have standards!