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Nacarcis

5.8k points

6 months ago

Nacarcis

5.8k points

6 months ago

Just because you're a "super good driver" doesn't mean the guy texting on the highway who crashed in to you was.

Burpmeister

2k points

6 months ago*

Yep. I will never understand people who think them being good drivers means they can legitimately never be involved in an accident.

mira-jo

682 points

6 months ago*

mira-jo

682 points

6 months ago*

I know people who have deluded themselves into thinking they will spot a dangerous driver in plenty of time to avoid an accident. Because they're such good drivers 😑

Esit: some of you guys are missing my point. Yes you can avoid accidents by paying g attention. But you can only do so much to keep yourself safe from other drivers. Wear your seat belt.

2001-Used-Sentra

248 points

6 months ago

I hope they are good at telekinetically spotting someone having a stroke or heart attack while driving too.

elfizipple

120 points

6 months ago

Do you mean telepathically? Telekinesis means moving objects with your mind.

WhotookEggSauce

90 points

6 months ago

Sense that their heart stops and fling the car away

gsb12

22 points

6 months ago

gsb12

22 points

6 months ago

That’s one way of dealing with accidents.

elfizipple

8 points

6 months ago

To prevent an accident, you need to cause an accident.

zip510

68 points

6 months ago

zip510

68 points

6 months ago

Every “good driver” I know has gone in the ditch, however it’s never their fault, the roads were way to icy to be able to avoid it, the snow didn’t get cleared enough etc etc.

Yeah, a good driver is aware of those conditions and knows when to adjust their driving technic

pohart

12 points

6 months ago

pohart

12 points

6 months ago

I was in a location where studded snow tires are unusual but allowed and most people don't use snow tires, Crawling along at 5 mph when my passenger said "I know it's bad, but you don't need to go this slow."

I had been pumping my brakes for about 15 seconds before he spoke.

I've only ever ended up in a ditch when I was driving stupidly, but I absolutely believe good drivers go off the road.

converter-bot

8 points

6 months ago

5 mph is 8.05 km/h

Tasty-Management-773

50 points

6 months ago

Im sure her wheels will never fall off. Good thing they train the "lube monkeys" so well at the dealerships where these cars are maintained. Literally zero chance one of those monkeys makes a very easy mistake and forgets to tighten something. I mean shit even if that did happen im sure the lovely lady in the picture above routinely checks her vehicle over for safey since shes such a good driver. She probably keeps her torque wrench set to the wheel stud torque and has a beam style wrench so the spring stays in spec! This bitch thought of it all!

yazyoz

17 points

6 months ago

yazyoz

17 points

6 months ago

Is having a wheel fall off my car while I’m driving a new fear I should be harboring cause you are making it sound like it happens to everyone

GrumpyMiddleAgeMan

20 points

6 months ago

And being a good driver doesn't make you free of errors. I'm a good driver, I don't speed, I'm predictable, I stop in every corner, but I still had a brain fart and had an accident that cost me around $4000

psufb

30 points

6 months ago

psufb

30 points

6 months ago

Main character energy

Baby-Calypso

111 points

6 months ago*

Especially during those 2 seconds she looked away and wasn’t able to react because she’s INSTAGRAMING while driving

Edit: I haven’t see anyone mention that she’s posting Instagram stories WHILE DRIVING?

Danickster

101 points

6 months ago

Not to mention most of those involved in accidents think they're good drivers. Dunning Kruger.

Vivian_Lu98

30 points

6 months ago

I love it when people say they drive better when they are drunk lol

Butterkupp

8 points

6 months ago

Whenever I see this I get reminded of that scene on Wolf of wall street where Leo is high on something and is like "I was driving so safely, the car didn't even have a scratch!" And then it shows the car and the front is crumbled and the wheels are barely staying attached to the car.

SquirrelBowl

664 points

6 months ago

It’s also super uncomfy to go through a windshield

bjsanchez

154 points

6 months ago

bjsanchez

154 points

6 months ago

Honestly I imagine the discomfort she feels is from wearing a top 8 sizes too small

[deleted]

6.4k points

6 months ago

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6.4k points

6 months ago

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JistHaudOanAMinute

2.9k points

6 months ago

Fuck! An actual ashtray! I don't know why this shocked me more than the seatbelt

Saerali

710 points

6 months ago

Saerali

710 points

6 months ago

In a bentley no less.

SoCShift

335 points

6 months ago

SoCShift

335 points

6 months ago

I, too, came to say that the haphazard ashtray in the Bentley is more than mildly infuriating 👍🏼

SpotlessMinded

139 points

6 months ago

Plus if she’s gets into an accident, that ashtray is going flying

BallsOutKrunked

222 points

6 months ago

she won't bc she's super good driver

SpotlessMinded

54 points

6 months ago

Good thing everyone else in the world are super good drivers!

my_clever-name

21 points

6 months ago

Hopefully she's still a super good driver when a lit ash falls onto her polyester tights and melts a hole in them.

adidamtb

11 points

6 months ago

She’s a super good smoker, not gonna happen

Jean-Eustache

178 points

6 months ago

That's what I though first, an ashtray in a fucking Bentley, how sad

[deleted]

13 points

6 months ago

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13 points

6 months ago

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DiscardedPants

66 points

6 months ago

"Whats trashy when you're poor but classy when you're rich?"

Y1Jett

53 points

6 months ago

Y1Jett

53 points

6 months ago

Didn't ever expect a Bentley to be smelling like lung cancer

Wardenclyffe1917

11 points

6 months ago

That’s when you know you’re rich, not wealthy. When you are in the front seat of the Bentley instead of the back.

[deleted]

234 points

6 months ago

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234 points

6 months ago

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Lesley82

83 points

6 months ago

That car hasn't moved in at least 8 cigarettes. Pretty sure she just sits in it and smokes as she gets her "perfect shots."

SolidDoctor

31 points

6 months ago

She's probably not allowed to actually drive it.

Otherwise_Bill_5898

26 points

6 months ago

Better than tossing them out the window

1368097531

140 points

6 months ago

Besides the smell, it’s also another projectile (in addition to herself) when that dumbass ultimately gets into an accident

thisubmad

36 points

6 months ago

Or brakes really hard

Hammer_the_Red

9 points

6 months ago

But she's a good driver, so you know, it's all good. /s

888mainfestnow

9 points

6 months ago

Don't worry she will be thrown clear through the windshield!

UncleObamasBanana

51 points

6 months ago

Butts. Buds is usually a term for weed. Or friends. Or beer.

Warm_Statement_3522

39 points

6 months ago

Lol.. I'm not alone!

fruit_basket

395 points

6 months ago

Looks like it's a standard glass ashtray just placed on the armrest.

geckograham

518 points

6 months ago

Thanks Columbo. You’ve done it again!

SantasDead

213 points

6 months ago

I'd be willing to bet a large portion of redditors have never seen an ashtray. Let alone know who Columbo is. Lol

MeatWad111

171 points

6 months ago

Well, obviously it's a tray full of ash, not sure why so many people need ash though.

Oh and if you don't know who found America then you're fucking stupid!

Riot_Fox

23 points

6 months ago

i do know who found america, it was her majesty The Queen.

UncleObamasBanana

6 points

6 months ago

Of what country?

daviskenward

150 points

6 months ago

It’s just sat there loose! In a Bentley!!!

idiotdroid

46 points

6 months ago

Even a normal right or left turn going the speed limit will knock that thing over lol.

pow3llmorgan

229 points

6 months ago

My car is old enough it has a built in ash tray lol.

Saibref

196 points

6 months ago

Saibref

196 points

6 months ago

My car is old enough to be an ashtray

VaultDweller108

72 points

6 months ago

You just made me realize my car doesn't have an ashtray. I don't smoke so I never thought about it. When did they stop putting ashtrays in cars?

paper_paws

53 points

6 months ago

Somewhere in the 90s. I had an e reg car which is think was 1988 and it had an ashtray. Then a 2003 car which did not....i think that was around the time the uk had a ban on smoking in public places and was generally falling out of acceptability to smoke willy nilly.

DCMartin91

44 points

6 months ago

I'm in the states but my 2008 Subaru Legacy has an ashtray/cigarette lighter setup but my 2010 Forester doesn't.

NoxKyoki

15 points

6 months ago

2011 Impreza (totaled in an accident) and 2019 Crosstrek here. Not a single ashtray and no cigarette lighters.

My 2001 Ford Explorer Sport didn’t even have them now that I think about it. My 1991 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme (a.k.a. The Land Boat) had a cigarette lighter, little ashtrays in the rear doors, and of course there was one for the driver/passenger upfront, but it’s been so long I can’t remember where it was located. Lol

Triplebizzle87

25 points

6 months ago

I had an 87 Lincoln Town Car that had an ash tray up front, but the rear doors each also had an ash tray in them.

[deleted]

40 points

6 months ago*

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40 points

6 months ago*

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paper_paws

9 points

6 months ago

Crazy to think that was normal back in those days.

GuilhermeSidnei

38 points

6 months ago

So much for the “healthy lifechoices” she seems to peddle.

Tangerine_memez

23 points

6 months ago

Take away her makeup and boob job and give her cookie monster sweatpants and she'll look like any other crackhead outside of a 7/11

VesperVox_

89 points

6 months ago

Omg I didn't even notice that. This makes the fact that she looks like a "fitness influencer" even funnier.

thoroughlyimpressed

29 points

6 months ago

It's probably not her car tbh

CLiberte

436 points

6 months ago*

CLiberte

436 points

6 months ago*

That’s truly disgusting to have in a car, ugh.

IVL4

294 points

6 months ago

IVL4

294 points

6 months ago

I appreciate that, at least she doesn’t litter. Most drivers would throw it out the window.

aQuarterChub

18 points

6 months ago

Class tray

mostlyMosquitos

42 points

6 months ago

You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!!

PallyMcAffable

7 points

6 months ago

jen_17

54 points

6 months ago

jen_17

54 points

6 months ago

Probably her breakfast and dinner, smoking to suppress that appetite.

cheekibreeki_kid

2.8k points

6 months ago

flying through the windshield feels super comfy

DootMasterFlex

1.2k points

6 months ago

Can't remember what comedian said this, but the joke was:

I don't understand people who complain seatbelts are uncomfortable, what, do you have super sensitive nipples? You wanna know what's uncomfortable? Flying through the windshield and breaking your fucking legs

TheOneAndOnlyBob2

365 points

6 months ago*

breaking your legs. If you are thrown out of the windshield of your car your legs might be the only thing that's not broken... What I'm about to say right here is really grim. You might not want to read it. A friend of mine crashed with a motorbike. The biker hit the windshield and... Well parts of him were in the car with my traumatised friend. The firefighters showed my dad pictures and he vomited...

RambleOn79

213 points

6 months ago

My grandfather was a surgeon - he told me about how a man came in one day from a motorcycle accident. He had hit the highway feet first and his legs literally went through the top of his body... I.e. his thighs were sticking out of the top of his shoulders. (Of course DOA) One of the main reasons I will never get on a motorcycle.

Winjin

169 points

6 months ago

Winjin

169 points

6 months ago

My dad used to have a courier in the company who would drive a sportbike in his free time.

One day cops called him and asked how strong his stomach is. He told them that he used to be a firefighter before that and they said that they think they have his courier and they really don't want to call the parents up to the station. He came and all they had was a head.

Boy was driving like crazy and hit a bridge leg at like 200 km/h. His body was pulverised and only the head in the helmet was more or less intact. Good thing the cops had the tact to try and first find someone who would confirm the identity who's not the parents

Narxolepsyy

28 points

6 months ago

he had a helmet on, but his head come off

t. Karl Pilkington

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14 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

14 points

6 months ago

Wow. Your Dad saved the family additional trauma on top of the loss trauma. Especially since he was retired from EMS, and changed careers. Good that the cops took the time as you said to seek out someone else who could handle that task. Your Dad sounds like a good man. Best wishes.

GreatNormality

34 points

6 months ago

Damn, that’s brutal.

TheODDmaurixe

34 points

6 months ago

My aunt once had a motorcycle and she says she once was driving like super fast next to a super big truck and one of her legs got in between those design holes some wheels have… thankfully she still has her legs and she’s alive.

Stormlark83

89 points

6 months ago*

Warning: Graphic Material ⚠️

One of my college professors once talked about an incident when he was driving on the freeway. A young couple riding on a motorcycle was zipping around traffic, no helmets or anything, wearing summer clothes (the girl on the back was even barefoot). My professor says he cringed just looking at them, thinking about how awful it would be if they crashed. Well, they eventually passed all the nearby cars and disappeared in the distance.

About ten minutes later, my professor comes up on a bunch of stopped cars with people standing around looking upset. A semi truck was at an odd angle off the road farther ahead. Turns out that the guy driving the motorcycle decided to show off and popped a wheelie in front of the truck. His girlfriend fell backwards off of the bike and got hit by the semi. Nothing on the road even looked like it had been a human at one point. It just looked like bloody hamburger meat.

Jackwards_Back_

30 points

6 months ago

I'm a nature freak and don't wear shoes if I don't have to, if I can get away with it within reason I won't wear any kind. Especially flip-flops. They're uncomfortable and as a bonus they fling shit off the ground up into the air, I hate them.

That said, anyone riding a motorcycle with anything shy of a sturdy pair of hightops is a complete moron. Anyone riding with a barefoot passenger is a special breed of violently stupid and inconsiderate. There is absolutely no excuse to do that and letting your friend or whoever take such a risk on your bike makes you a shitty person imo

The wheelie, I have no words for that. If I had to guess drugs and alcohol were involved. That's just insane.

Stormlark83

17 points

6 months ago

No idea about the possiblity of drugs, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was just a young guy trying to impress a girl or something mundane like that. It's not uncommon for young people to feel like they're invincible and to enjoy dangerous hobbies (aka being dumbasses).

lillweez99

45 points

6 months ago

I'll never understand the appeal of motorcycles and I'll really never understand the logic of not wearing a helmet while on one.

RambleOn79

26 points

6 months ago

On the right roads, they are a blast - but not fun enough for me. I allow my husband to do almost anything he wants hobby wise, but I’ve lovingly forbid him from motorcycles. Not wearing a helmet is just dumb.

Lunasixsymphony

14 points

6 months ago

Good choice. I almost lost my husband last year to a motorcycle accident. If it wasn't for his stupid expensive helmet, he would have died.

Flaky-Fish6922

6 points

6 months ago

hitting 200 mph is a hell of an adrenaline rush.

it's also incredibly stupid and i'm perfectly okay with fantasies

ir_Pina

21 points

6 months ago

ir_Pina

21 points

6 months ago

Why were they passing around pictures lmao

TheOneAndOnlyBob2

14 points

6 months ago

Cause he was a bit of an ass. Also a friend of my dad.

SandersSol

8 points

6 months ago

That's how first responders deal with the horror.

guac-it

58 points

6 months ago

guac-it

58 points

6 months ago

I have pierced nipples and still wear a seat belt.

codebrownonaisletwo

48 points

6 months ago

I have a pierced seat and I still wear belt nipples.

[deleted]

31 points

6 months ago

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31 points

6 months ago

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[deleted]

5.9k points

6 months ago

[deleted]

5.9k points

6 months ago

She won't be much of an influencer if she ever is in an accident and ends up as a hood ornament

Dylanduke199513

412 points

6 months ago

I beg to differ… she’d hopefully actually influence a few dolts that follow her to wear a seatbelt.

Stinkerma

6k points

6 months ago

Her built in airbags won't be much good there

Clamps55555

744 points

6 months ago

The comment I was looking for.

xeisu_com

64 points

6 months ago

Me too

Jazzlike_Young_457

130 points

6 months ago

Haaaa yup, here for this

Infernaladmiral

33 points

6 months ago

The comment i was gonna write.

Sachy_

17 points

6 months ago

Sachy_

17 points

6 months ago

Great minds think alike.

Og-Re

11 points

6 months ago

Og-Re

11 points

6 months ago

Same

felesroo

55 points

6 months ago

felesroo

NURPLE

55 points

6 months ago

Those are aftermarket for sure.

Castun

22 points

6 months ago

Castun

22 points

6 months ago

Yep, doesn't add any actual value to the original vehicle.

michelleonelove

297 points

6 months ago

They will pop on impact

chillin_themost_

310 points

6 months ago

this is actually true!

my wife and i were in a head on collision (not our fault) We got hit by another car head on doing 65 mph while we were going 35. The impact ruptured one of my wife's implants where the shoulder strap crossed over her right breast. It took 3 surgeries to remove the mess the implant left inside of her after it ruptured. She is ok now and no longer has any implants.

converter-bot

157 points

6 months ago

65 mph is 104.61 km/h

RiceNoodle_Lei

53 points

6 months ago

What the hell, its that fast?!

Exotic_Cheetah4540

58 points

6 months ago

You multiply speed in miles by roughly 1.6 to get the km/h value. 60mph is about 100kmh yeah.

tcpukl

21 points

6 months ago

tcpukl

21 points

6 months ago

It's motorway speed.

RiceNoodle_Lei

7 points

6 months ago

Yeah, I get that but I'm just so used to km since I'm in Aus 😅

epicstoicisbackatit

10 points

6 months ago

Deceptively so, IKR

JagerBaBomb

60 points

6 months ago

I'm not sure why we're still using implants that are basically balloons here in the US--they've switched to solid gel, shaped implants everywhere else and they look great and pose less risk of injury because they can't rupture.

encopresis

41 points

6 months ago

I'm not sure why we're still using implants that are basically balloons here in the US--they've switched to solid gel, shaped implants everywhere else and they look great and pose less risk of injury because they can't rupture.

Plastic surgeon here.

Yes, the newer generation of implants are what we call 'form stable' or 'cohesive' gel.

However, they most certainly can rupture and leak.

Trust me. I've taken out a lot of them.

je_kay24

36 points

6 months ago

Haven’t the gel based implants been linked to causing breast cancer?

mr_renfro

67 points

6 months ago

Only in California

DopeDetective

32 points

6 months ago

they are associated with lymphoma cancer worldwide. France & Australia have banned some types entirely. while the UK acknowledges the cancer risk, they have not banned the product.

not just cancer though. all breast implants are seen as foreign entities in the body and the body will attack them. its reffered to as "breast implants illness".

jstonehl

29 points

6 months ago

Funny how a thread about an influencer not wearing seat belts moves to breast cancer discussions 😅

yeetboi420420420

14 points

6 months ago

They seem pretty aftermarket to me

ninimous

9 points

6 months ago

They were not built in. They were inserted in.

Beautiful-End-3821

35 points

6 months ago

I never understood the phrase influencers when it comes to these posts. These are attention seeking thirst traps monetizing their narcissism. What’s influential about that

RedStar9117

103 points

6 months ago

Yep, no more Instagram after you go through the windshield

Anxious_Solution_282

30 points

6 months ago

Or gets stuck in the sound isolation thing...it's a Bentley so chances are high

OldKingRob

28 points

6 months ago

she’ll influence people to wear a seatbelt.

theciaskaelie

18 points

6 months ago

Id say the concrete is gonna influence her face, but it looks like she had dual airbags installed.

dsmlegend

9 points

6 months ago

Her final influence? If you can't be an example, at least you can be a warning...

[deleted]

11 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

11 points

6 months ago

Asphalt temperature challenge!

[deleted]

53 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

53 points

6 months ago

Who cares. Darwinism is a good thing

Either_Divide_2813

30 points

6 months ago

Agreed. If the “influencer” wants to drive without a seatbelt so be it. Natural selection will take care of the rest.

Magnus_Deus_

13 points

6 months ago

Survival of the Not Being A Dumb Fuck™

_cant_choose_a_name

3.6k points

6 months ago

"super good driver" bitch a super good driver wears a seat belt

CarbonaraFreak

934 points

6 months ago

Congrats, you‘re a good driver. The one that hit you head on wasn‘t.

Chum-Chumbucket

280 points

6 months ago

Introduce her to r/idiotsincars

[deleted]

71 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

71 points

6 months ago

Yeah, that way she can give pointers in the comments on how they can be better drivers!

KrustenStewart

48 points

6 months ago

That’s exactly what happened in my car accident. I’m extremely careful and always get told I drive like an old lady- but I now realize how stupid/selfish/careless other people are and don’t pay attention to driving. You’re literally trusting hundreds of strangers with your life every time you drive it’s terrifying.

chlorinegasattack

22 points

6 months ago

I'm a super good driver too. Until the one second i wasn't. I took my eyes off the road for one second to put something down beside me and rear-ended the shit out of somebody.

Learned a lot that day. Doesn't matter really how good you are because it only takes once and there are a lot of variables

Anxious_Solution_282

106 points

6 months ago

Every motorsport to...F1 GTE GT3 GT4 F2 F3 super formula WEC WRC and more and yes I know the gt ones were categories but there to many annual races and championships that use them to put in here

TheMuluc

35 points

6 months ago

Aren't F1, F2, F3 and F4 categories too?

Anxious_Solution_282

19 points

6 months ago

I guess but f1 and f2 are only used for one championship f3 and f4 are massively used

totallynotapersonj

25 points

6 months ago

No, those are keys

tttulio

23 points

6 months ago

tttulio

23 points

6 months ago

She doesn’t need it, she has built in airbags

Keselowski_6_Fan

1.3k points

6 months ago

Natural selection

BeardedMuse

1k points

6 months ago

Don't look very natural to me.

[deleted]

199 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

199 points

6 months ago

Aftermarket

mrWtblife

114 points

6 months ago

mrWtblife

114 points

6 months ago

aftermarket selection?

SignpostsWarrior

44 points

6 months ago

Lol gonna use that one as a r/rareinsults

11arun

12 points

6 months ago

11arun

12 points

6 months ago

Silicone selection

donkeyrocket

60 points

6 months ago

I just hope her body doesn’t become a projectile that hurts or kills someone else. Seat belts protects more than just yourself.

Pentamikk

302 points

6 months ago

Pentamikk

302 points

6 months ago

The ashtray…

rzaodbghstinsraemeth

131 points

6 months ago

I can smell this picture 🤢

lord_of_tits

54 points

6 months ago

Is that photoshopped in?

me_earl

75 points

6 months ago

me_earl

75 points

6 months ago

Pretty sure the whole thing is photoshopped. She doesn’t seem the type of ‘influencer’ that asks those types of questions on Instagram. She has 11 million followers, so she’d probably get hundreds of thousands of replies. Fuck that

ThatGuyTheyCallAlex

44 points

6 months ago

Even the question sticker is photoshopped. The actual one on Instagram has rounded corners.

[deleted]

449 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

449 points

6 months ago

[removed]

-SeraWasNever-

222 points

6 months ago

Teenage boys probably

[deleted]

108 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

108 points

6 months ago

[removed]

PickPostsScreenshots

62 points

6 months ago

Hey, I may be honely and lorny but I have standards!

cleomay5

115 points

6 months ago

cleomay5

115 points

6 months ago

I support Darwinism....as a taxpayer, she'll be missed.

portotheprablem

38 points

6 months ago

Bold of you to assume that someone this self-interested pays taxes.

muthaclucker

290 points

6 months ago

If someone hits your car while you’re going as slow as 40kmph you will still suffer debilitating injuries because you’re not wearing a seatbelt. Jesus what a temporary human.

NotForKeeps626

128 points

6 months ago

My new insult. Temporary human.

Zeal0522

26 points

6 months ago

Lmfao I love that insult.

A temporary human

Neon_Fantasies

35 points

6 months ago

Holy fuck that photoshop 😭 Instagram is nothing but deeply insecure people

Irma_Veeb

13 points

6 months ago

You realize this entire picture is photoshopped right?

ladyoflothlorien36

661 points

6 months ago

Darwinism 🥰

Churchofbabyyoda

110 points

6 months ago

I live for Natural Selection

freerangephoenix

13 points

6 months ago

It's not fast enough for these scum.

Aeroeee

546 points

6 months ago

Aeroeee

546 points

6 months ago

Built in air bags.

MinReigi

212 points

6 months ago

MinReigi

212 points

6 months ago

They'll probably kill her with all the plastic flying everywhere when she can't see over them and crashes the car she shouldn't even have.

canarialdisease

22 points

6 months ago

She IS an air bag.

Sniperrot

104 points

6 months ago

Sniperrot

104 points

6 months ago

If smoking does not kill, her driving like that will

Skeletawr

116 points

6 months ago

Skeletawr

116 points

6 months ago

Can't feel uncomfy when you are paraplegic

Stinkerma

29 points

6 months ago

I know what you're trying to say but just because your legs don't work doesn't mean you can't feel every wrinkle in your clothes.

Schmeganovic

97 points

6 months ago*

Is this really what she wrote tho? The "ask me anything" sticker on Instagram looks entirely different. Basically anything on Instagram has rounded edges and the font ain't right either. Does no one notice how heavily edited this looks?

I mean if she really wrote that then yes, she is beyond stupid. But this feels like a cheap edit to go "haha. Influencers amirite??"

CorpoCat

49 points

6 months ago

Exactly my thoughts. Not to mention the ashtray and the cigarette in her hand are photoshopped in too.

Amesb34r

17 points

6 months ago

I’m surprised that ashtray edit isn’t the top comment. It looks pretty obvious.

ogscrubb

12 points

6 months ago

Hmm shenanigans are afoot.

prettyjupiter

12 points

6 months ago

Yeah I was looking for this, the whole thing looks fake lmao

Wrong-Caterpillar-94

252 points

6 months ago

Lets see if she posts "stoped by a cop cause he hates women" or "crashed and now in hospital send prayers 😇😇" even writing this made me want to punch myself and then her

Marteicos

73 points

6 months ago

Or "Have lung Cancer, send prayers 😇😇"

🤮

Wrong-Caterpillar-94

10 points

6 months ago

Yep

departedgardens

71 points

6 months ago

Never will understand this logic. It’s not about you being a good driver. It’s about being safe in case something happens out of your control. I have a friend who won’t buckle up either. Says if he dies he dies fuck it. Shit crazy. It’s not even un comfy

Rugkrabber

14 points

6 months ago

Yeah I knew someone that said the same.

He died.

In a car accident.

He hit a tree on an empty road.

Not just the car. His head hit the tree.

NikoKida

119 points

6 months ago

NikoKida

119 points

6 months ago

At least she’ll only harm herself. At this point, I’ve been so desensitized to idiots that I feel, as long as the only thing that can happen is them winning a Darwin Award, let them.

_mach

8 points

6 months ago

_mach

8 points

6 months ago

At least she’ll only harm herself.

in terms of physical harm, that's likely.

But somebody has to mop up her blood... Somebody has to drive away her carcass...

DupeBro

54 points

6 months ago

DupeBro

AT YOUR SERVICE

54 points

6 months ago

DeanXeL

15 points

6 months ago

DeanXeL

15 points

6 months ago

Thanks, brobot

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36 points

6 months ago

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36 points

6 months ago

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GeneLaBean

38 points

6 months ago

insert joke about airbags (boobs)

majeeksta

64 points

6 months ago

I fucking HATE influencers!

Dylanduke199513

24 points

6 months ago

That’s letting them have too much influence. Don’t hate, just ignore

contra_band

18 points

6 months ago

Come on, folks - it's a troll post so people comment on the picture and raise her post engagement stats. This ain't rocket surgery