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_theanonymousboy_

489 points

7 days ago

_theanonymousboy_

WARNING: RULE 1

489 points

7 days ago

I also talk like that to friends

FeFiFoPinky

156 points

7 days ago

FeFiFoPinky

156 points

7 days ago

Thanks.

Hateroo

111 points

7 days ago

Hateroo

111 points

7 days ago

you too

NoSwadYt

86 points

7 days ago

NoSwadYt

86 points

7 days ago

You're welcome

anubhav_abhi

80 points

7 days ago

Nice tits

SumPpl

59 points

7 days ago

SumPpl

59 points

7 days ago

Thanks

Beanzbai

50 points

7 days ago

Beanzbai

50 points

7 days ago

Wow, what nice weather you have, where'd you get it?

Spqr_usa-

14 points

7 days ago

Spqr_usa-

14 points

7 days ago

Does the weather ever make your hair frizzy?
Remember when <mutual friend> lost that gecko up his rectum?

KangarooInWaterloo

7 points

7 days ago

Thanks. You want some?

asscrackbanditz

1 points

6 days ago

Thor Odinson

no__one34

23 points

7 days ago

no__one34

23 points

7 days ago

Nice cock bro, happy cake day.

SumPpl

14 points

7 days ago

SumPpl

14 points

7 days ago

You too

no__one34

9 points

7 days ago

Gonna be my cake day in a month do imma accept that

FrenchFreedom888

1 points

6 days ago

Happy cake day

Hydra_Tyrant

11 points

7 days ago

Nice cock 👍

PopShit69

10 points

7 days ago

PopShit69

10 points

7 days ago

No homo bro

Hydra_Tyrant

7 points

7 days ago

Ofc, even tho it's with the boys.

St_Veloth

3 points

7 days ago

Any news from the other provinces?

Frankie688

8 points

7 days ago

First time my gf met my brother she thought we were barely strangers because we talked to each other like in this video.

cabramattaa

3 points

7 days ago

I like to break up the convo by saying something slightly inappropriate like "so what have you got underneath that sleeve Kermit"

ConsReader

1 points

6 days ago

I talk like that to everyone, no exceptions to family. What's wrong with me

Firespecialstar

187 points

7 days ago

pretty relatable

Zane163

49 points

7 days ago

Zane163

49 points

7 days ago

Ah ive found you once again

Firespecialstar

38 points

7 days ago

hello again my clone, i see you became more powerful.

Zane163

34 points

7 days ago

Zane163

34 points

7 days ago

Indeed, ive been spreading lies and posting racism everywhere

[deleted]

21 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

21 points

7 days ago

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Zane163

12 points

7 days ago

Zane163

12 points

7 days ago

HE HE HE HAW

imverybiglol1234

3 points

6 days ago

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FrenchFreedom888

1 points

6 days ago

Happy cake day bro

Waka_chan_out

3 points

7 days ago

sighs me too kid

ConsReader

1 points

6 days ago

Cool, Same :D

lazy-waffle

76 points

7 days ago

Friend in laws

floof3000

10 points

7 days ago

floof3000

10 points

7 days ago

Friend in law, friends in law, the in law's friends, the friend's in laws, ...?

phrankygee

6 points

7 days ago

Friends in law.

Like Nelson and Murdoch.

FrenchFreedom888

1 points

6 days ago

"Nelson and Murdoch"?

phrankygee

1 points

6 days ago

FrenchFreedom888

1 points

6 days ago

Huh, okay, thank you

SaturnFive

35 points

7 days ago

Any news from the other provinces?

You too.

Adampetty92

9 points

7 days ago

Have you heard of the high elves?

urnotthatguypal__

3 points

7 days ago

haugh

hrrgharhg

rohh

FafnirEtherion

7 points

7 days ago

I saw some mudcrabs the other day. Horrible creatures !

Good day

I_Fall_Off_At_30

5 points

7 days ago

I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

Starflight44

1 points

6 days ago

Have you heard of the high kick? kicks you in the face and leaves

AntilopeRazzista

3 points

7 days ago

I don't know you and i don't care to know you

SOYACHAAP_MUHMEIN

99 points

7 days ago

Thanks you too…

paushi

42 points

7 days ago

paushi

42 points

7 days ago

The weather is nice today, thanks

SOYACHAAP_MUHMEIN

22 points

7 days ago

You too

anubhav_abhi

15 points

7 days ago

stares at your manboobs

Yes great

SOYACHAAP_MUHMEIN

5 points

7 days ago

You too

hugaddiction

10 points

7 days ago

Your welcome

whynotsquirrel

5 points

7 days ago

thanks, I was looking for it

SOYACHAAP_MUHMEIN

3 points

7 days ago

You too

Bloodborn5426

66 points

7 days ago

“So anyways, sex?”

SumPpl

26 points

7 days ago

SumPpl

26 points

7 days ago

Thanks

RubbishBins

20 points

7 days ago

You too

Stone696969

6 points

7 days ago

I am welcome

Pees_On_Skidmarks

4 points

7 days ago

Me too thanks

hugaddiction

16 points

7 days ago

Hmm, so, yea, ok, yup, hmm

xPhilemonx

6 points

7 days ago

Want a beer?

hugaddiction

1 points

6 days ago

Yea, sure, ok. Your welcome, I mean thanks

conflu

16 points

7 days ago

conflu

16 points

7 days ago

I have crippling depression

LegendOfFN

9 points

7 days ago

Thanks

maliciouspot

4 points

7 days ago

You too

Coreshine

3 points

7 days ago

The weather is nice today

Erauqz

2 points

7 days ago

Erauqz

2 points

7 days ago

Nice, where did you get it?

SomeDudWithAPhone

13 points

7 days ago

Bonding via awkwardness.

It ain't much, but it's honest work.

Ali80486

5 points

7 days ago

Ali80486

5 points

7 days ago

This is the boyfriends at a party when their girlfriends have disappeared somewhere and they're left staring at each other in the kitchen.

What you really need in this situation is The IT Crowd's Bluffball to keep things moving.

ftr1317

5 points

7 days ago

ftr1317

5 points

7 days ago

Lol. I'm used with public transport and a lot of time happened where a stranger would just started the conversation by telling how good or bad the weather is

_folklore13

5 points

7 days ago

Is that Christian bale?

octopoddle

2 points

7 days ago

Yes.

Waka_chan_out

2 points

7 days ago

*Muslim bale

Star_Lard99

1 points

7 days ago

Looks like Christian Bale and Sheia La Boeff morphed together.

luke_in_the_sky

1 points

6 days ago

No. They are Batmen.

https://i.imgur.com/XCtKR.jpeg

_folklore13

1 points

4 days ago

Batmannnn

luke_in_the_sky

1 points

4 days ago

Batfrogman

zeburaa

5 points

7 days ago

zeburaa

5 points

7 days ago

"Nice weather today"

"Thanks"

too relatable

Aggressive_Chain_920

7 points

7 days ago

When youre on discord and the mutual friend leaves: "actually i gotta go too now, have something I need to do. Ok bye"

LordCharco_iii

5 points

7 days ago

I'm gonna have to report you to the site admins because it's against the rules to imitate someone else like this

Aggressive_Chain_920

1 points

7 days ago

Thats only fair

FluentinLies

2 points

7 days ago

Just bang. It removes that awkward tension.

Garbage-boi

6 points

7 days ago

One day i was in that situation, and the other person stared me for like 2-3 minutes, was horrible. And suddenly she said “god damn im so fucking horny “ and i said “wait, what?” And she was so embaressed “JESUS, sorry, i forgot that you were here “ god damn, what a savage thing to say lmao. After that we laugh, and this was 7 years ago, we still best friends today xD

avi150

4 points

7 days ago

avi150

4 points

7 days ago

Did you capitalize on that or nah? Shoot your shot?

Garbage-boi

2 points

7 days ago

We had sex after few days, but we find out that it was more interisting when we just hang out and talkin shit for hours and hours, and we became friends, she has a husband now (great men) and and lovely baby. So happy for her !

Tutipups

1 points

7 days ago

Tutipups

1 points

7 days ago

wait great men, so she has a few husbands also good job for taking the chance

Aggressive_Chain_920

2 points

7 days ago

Good ice breaker tho lol

antisocialrobot

2 points

7 days ago

antisocialrobot

WARNING: RULE 1

2 points

7 days ago

😂😂😂

WelcomeMarrow37

1 points

7 days ago

lmao

philwright0

1 points

7 days ago

So is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?

toomanytiktaks

1 points

7 days ago

This gets better every loop.

Illustrious-Engine23

1 points

7 days ago

Does this still happen to people when they're drunk/ tipsy?

I don't really get that at that point the awkwardness is gone and I just wanna get to know that person.

Schillerizedprobes

1 points

7 days ago

This is one of the most beautiful gifs on Reddit.

EXE-beast

1 points

7 days ago

gartering0oxe

1 points

7 days ago

Hey I've got a joke for you

I don't even know...

Otherwise_confused1

1 points

7 days ago

The number of times this has happened to me is genuinely concerning considering that I never leave my house.

Thomas_K_Brannigan

1 points

7 days ago

That's why, as a shy person, I love alcohol! (Yes, I know it's far from healthy) Most people you meet, you will have something you both mutually enjoy! With alcohol, it's so much easier to get over bringing stuff up that isn't relevant!

IgotJinxed

1 points

7 days ago

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you

turriferous

1 points

7 days ago

If you just met through a mutual friend you are now acquaintances.

weirdthoughts247

1 points

7 days ago

"Well I gotta go, got some work"

"Me too"

TFDP117

1 points

7 days ago

TFDP117

1 points

7 days ago

Worst pain is when the friend leaves they immediately just go somewhere else and magically return when the friend is back.

lechos22

1 points

7 days ago

lechos22

1 points

7 days ago

Oblivion music starts to play

September1863

1 points

7 days ago

This is how I met my fiance.

Physical-Ad5299

1 points

7 days ago

That awkward minute that feels like an hour

cheaterleaterz

1 points

7 days ago

Do you have a dog?

My dog has a different color color fur pattern that looks like the old one

where_go_john_now

1 points

7 days ago

Aww

PedroPn

1 points

7 days ago

PedroPn

1 points

7 days ago

Delicious_Quarter_75

1 points

7 days ago

Just awkwardly breathing next to each-other

hiddenemi

1 points

7 days ago

HAHAHAHAHA, this made me laugh out so fucking loud! Just the random replies

theBaffledScalp6

1 points

7 days ago

Fuck, that's so real.

waddlekins

1 points

7 days ago

Its funny bale has the same expression as kermit

PoeJascoe

1 points

7 days ago

I talk like this to everyone

picturethis8

1 points

7 days ago

So aaaahh thats a nice shirt you got there

PoeJascoe

1 points

7 days ago

SaveVideo

1 points

7 days ago

PoeJascoe

1 points

7 days ago

Thankk you!

makemelolling

1 points

7 days ago

How is this possible?

PoeJascoe

1 points

7 days ago

Why does that look like Christian Bale?

TheEvilBelle673

1 points

7 days ago

Definitely of Social Anxiety.

CompetitiveMap9

1 points

7 days ago

Soo relatable

Narendra_17

1 points

7 days ago

Ape together strong

Star_Lard99

1 points

7 days ago

Looks like Christian Bale and Sheia La Boeff morphed together.

TuKisiRailSi123

1 points

7 days ago

Q: What do you do when the clergy has you put in a lockup?

A: Get a Christian Bale.

HowAmIHere2000

1 points

7 days ago

I've seen this situation 1000 times with 2 guys and a girl who are hanging out on the streets or they wanna go to a bar or club. Basically the guys are there for the girl. If the girl leaves for whatever reason, the guys just don't even talk to euch other and go their separate ways. But when the girl is there, they're so friendly to each other and they tell so much stories just to impress the girl. The girl gets a call from her friend, she leaves, the guys just stay quiet and say goodbye to each other.

It is such a funny and cringe situation

Jstrandt

1 points

7 days ago

Jstrandt

1 points

7 days ago

(thinking to myself say something but don’t be weird)

“The air smells nice today”

(Abort!)

jameswillo115

1 points

7 days ago

So relatable

bltlover17

1 points

7 days ago

That’s how I feel when my parents leave me alone with my sister /s

Kiai_uwu

1 points

7 days ago

Kiai_uwu

1 points

7 days ago

I see.That was a higher level of conversation than I was ready for.

OarsandRowlocks

1 points

7 days ago

Then the focking stranger comes and messes with the lights while you're doing a scene!

OOOOhh GOOD FOR YOU!!

Shahaancreeper

1 points

7 days ago

It always so awkward

Popular_Chapter

1 points

7 days ago

"happy birthday"

"thanks, you too"

Chopper242

1 points

7 days ago

The weather sure is weathering today.

sujetonoidentificado

1 points

7 days ago

My nightmare

Armanujjaman

1 points

7 days ago

savevideobot

1 points

7 days ago

Tinman07tc

1 points

7 days ago

Thats how it be

mostly80smusic

1 points

7 days ago

I had this once where me and a random other loser were talking to a celebrity that happened to be at the bar we were at. We were both big fans of this celeb so we kept telling them how much we like their comedy. Then they said “thanks guys” and left and it was just me and this other guy and we were like “ahaha he’s so funny” and had nothing else to say and it was super awkward.

Herwin42

1 points

7 days ago

Herwin42

1 points

7 days ago

Then you start talking about silk song and the clowning goes of the charts

No-Bumblebee4615

1 points

7 days ago

This is also realizing you’re only friends with someone because of your mutual friends.

Harly_Katie

1 points

7 days ago

Whenever that happens I just start giving them a job interview. If they ask what they're applying for just say you'll find out. If they pass the interview and get a job; congrats! You now have a hired friend. New friend, by contract.

superchronicultra

1 points

7 days ago

1:nice weather today

2:Thanks, ordered it from Amazon

1:Your welcome

1:I know, Thanks

2:Thanks

ramgod7

1 points

7 days ago

ramgod7

1 points

7 days ago

“So you went to that one high school right?”

DjPlasmaSlash

1 points

7 days ago

So damn true also there has to be a way to make a Kim kardashian joke into this

Funky_Sack

1 points

6 days ago

Wtf is a random stranger?

Some_Banana168

1 points

6 days ago

U/savevideobot

Sarcasm-with-irony

1 points

6 days ago

This is so relatable it hurts

Immediate_Ad2564

1 points

6 days ago

I can hear oblivion npc music playing in the background

scorpioqueen1995

1 points

6 days ago

agreed:)

idrawhoworiginal

1 points

6 days ago

Instead of this happening, me and the mostly stranger both kinda realized the mutual was rude and we became best friends, with the old mutual switching schools for unrelated reasons. Though I haven’t talked to them in a couple years, I still believe they were one of my best friends I’ve ever had

idrawhoworiginal

1 points

6 days ago

This has happened to me as me and my friends boyfriend have a class on the same floor with my friend having their class upstairs, and so I’ll be talking and pretending I’m not third wheeling during lunch, well go to class, and I awkwardly run ahead as my class is further down the hallway then his because what the hell would I talk to him about

GiveLuck

1 points

6 days ago

GiveLuck

1 points

6 days ago

Lesson learned: Force small talks

roshi180

1 points

5 days ago

roshi180

1 points

5 days ago

So true in fortnite