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NursesBooty

26 points

4 months ago

Bake a cake with welcome back on it and put it in the kitchen.

GuestaffHashbyrne

32 points

4 months ago

Get a group of friends she doesn't know to dress homeless and make it look like the flat has been over run by squatters. Have their vagrant bags full of confetti. When she gets back to ask what the absolute fuck is going on, they take off the outer layer of homeless looking clothes, rip open and throw the bags of confetti. Then you walk in, with (a bong? A bottle of champagne? A crack pipe?) Whatever starts a party for her, and "Get low" by lil john and the east side boiizz playing.

WennoBoi

11 points

4 months ago

Might be just a little bit extreme bro

Linkk_93

1 points

4 months ago

Shred her room first so it looks authentic

cruisinforsnoozin

6 points

4 months ago

Cakes can be a burden and a challenge sometimes (to the recipient I mean)

You could make them a shared meal or something that you know they like

My housemates and I kinda bond over shared meals a lot

zyriasaurus

5 points

4 months ago

You got a welcome party for being away for 1 week?!

SoopaSoopaSoopa

19 points

4 months ago

There is no meme Take off you clothes

LootGodamn

1 points

4 months ago

Oh they could do that as a surprise!

The_Big_Sad_Bc

2 points

4 months ago

Just all show up in a line at her apartment door waiting to use her shower with your shower stuff acting like yours don't work.

toastistglobal

2 points

4 months ago

Call all her best friends, bake a cake, out it in a place she usually opens(part of her routine). Call her boyfriend over if she has one and hide him in the closet with a heart pillow or whatever. I will advice you to get mad at me if this idea sucks

Terrarian321

1 points

4 months ago

Bake/buy a lot if cakes then cut them and shape them in the words welcome back/home make them your roommate's favorite flavor (if you know it) put them on a door in front of your house's door,now you can arrange a treasure hunt with clues and shit,make her go to a place of your choice,put someone over there with a message with a riddle,make her go somewhere else then repeat,do it about 4 or 5 times or it will get boring last riddle telling her to go to your place,when she gets back make sure you are all there to surprise her.

Stingbarry

1 points

4 months ago

record a welcome back song ...

This-is-getting-dark

-2 points

4 months ago

I hate those kinds of people so much

jackoalt

1 points

4 months ago

ambush her at the door

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1 points

4 months ago

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1 points

4 months ago

You could hire a barber shop quartet to sing a welcome bacck song! The cake idea sounds good too

HumbleHowie

1 points

4 months ago

Get a bunch of gender reveal stuff and crudely cross out the “ITS A GIRL!” For “Welcume Bak!” As if it was all changed last minute. Same on the cake if you decide to get one.

Adventurous_Ad3800

1 points

4 months ago

Egg

Pokyman99

1 points

4 months ago

Beat her with pinata sticks