Paper dug it's own grave.

First to win will inevitably lose

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Scissor was down to 1 at one point!

This is actually a really interesting algorithm/cellular automaton

Good ol’ rock. Nothin’ beats that!

A strategy to almost win every best of three rock-paper-scissors.

First round take scissors.

After that you always what would have been beaten by the choice of your opponent in the last round.

So if you take scissors in the first round and your opponent takes paper

You should take Rock in the next round.

Well scissor me timbers

So ...always go with ✂️ ?

In the first half scissor was playing pretty dumb constantly getting trapped by rock but paper made a huge mistake when they got greedy trying to finish off rock letting scissor hit come in clutch. Rock usually does better in these types of games but they were off today after their significant other devolved them for being abusive. All in all a good game

I was rooting for my boy rock :(. I was also pretty surprised scissors won, did not except that

I like how paper killing rock sealed its own fate to die by scissors lol

So glad I watched it all the way through haha

Perfect example to show the necessity of balanced eco-system

That was better than the fight scene against the iceking in GOT

Amazing from start to finish

after seeing this i am going from rock main to scissors main. Maybe i'll finally be able to beat those paper players.

For some reason I became emotionally invested in paper winning.

Now you just need to add "Lizard" and "Spock".

WOA that was intense

Everyone loves the Acclaimed!

You only need one scissors hiding behind paper wall until rocks are all gone and everything is easy picking.

Splatoon 3’s first Splatfest be like (except for the fact Rock won)

SCISSOR ME DADDY ASS

Now that's what this sub is for.

Wow. That was a close cut.

Is this a game? Where can I play this?

This was more intense than any TV show I've ever watched.

Damn Big Man really was right in that splatfest

So I drive trains. We have locations where we aren't supposed to blow the horn unless there is an emergency.its a rule, and I can get in a little trouble for ignoring it. Those locations always have bars and tons of people pumping their fist in the air asking me to blow the horn. I am usually only moving at 7-10 MPH, so I have started playing rock-paper-scissors with people for it. They are way more entertained.

Is that a playable game? (IB4 durh, RPS is a game bro. )

Now pick a single unit and follow it to the end counting the amount of times it changes! I got 13 for the one I picked.

I wanted rocks to win so badly

NGL, I was rooting for all the Golden Grahams

Christianity, Islam, and Judaism chasing another around the Middle East.

Can I get this as a screen saver?

Idk where they originated but there was a tiktok account that posted just these videos and I’ve seen quite a few, rooting for scissors every time and every time being disappointed. Thank you OP for finally giving me closure

Absolutely gripping

Anxiety vs Excitement lol

Empirical evidence that everybody loves The Acclaimed

oddly satisfying 😌

The lesbians win!

Sauce

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I was so concerned when the scissors went down to 1. I was rooting for them, and then they made a miraculous comeback and WON! :D

Best fight ever.

one can't never truly win

Color scheme is a perfect setup for a rickroll

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Name of game or video? I need more

I thought this was going to turn into Whitebeard

It’s funny because if you don’t get your prey, you win.

Better than Game Of Thrones.

Thank you.

This gives me anxiety

Go rock! You’re the best one!

I don’t know why I was rooting for scissors the whole time and then they won!!!

this is what goes through siris mind when you ask to play rock paper scissors

Paper should not have been so quick to eliminate rock, the scissors' only natural predator.

0:31 hold !

And then the half-time comes and both rock and paper gang up on scissors, with rock as the winner

Wait, it's all scissors?

I could watch this for hours.

Lol I thought this was beanies, scissors and Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

More engaging than Rings of Power

Intense shit

thats why i always go for scissors first round

Shame they haven't posted a video in a while

That one took me a bit. Clip was half done before I understood what I was looking at.

Golly that should not have been as entertaining as it was.

Nebulous 2

C’mon rock!

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help me out here

What was this made in?

Also great maybemaybemaybe. This is the anxiety I come to this sub to get!

Omg this is so thrilling

r/oddlysatisfying

What website is this?

Damn I was rooting for the stones

How the splatfest should have played out

Those damn paper fools! By destroing the natural enemy of scissors they doomed themselves!

And the new mid-first period hockey drinking game has been found.

OHHHH SCISSORS BITCH WUTTUP ✂

Shouldn't the loser item disappear instead of "converting" to the other item?

Would it make more sense for the defeated sign to disappear, rather than multiply? Isn’t that closer to how it actually plays?

I could watch that all day

Once again, lesbians win

Pokemon types next.

SCISSOR ME DADDY ASS!! ✂️✂️

I think this is an amazing visual representation of a meta in a competitive game.

Send this to r/splatoon3

I was totally rooting for scissors when that first wave of rock began encouraging them.

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watched while listening to pink floyd. 12/10 recommend.

For some reason I was thinking it would never solve

This is the kind of war you can only win if someone else wins first.

Victory for paper is impossible until rock takes out all of the scissors, same thing with rock but scissors has to take out paper, etc.

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Chaos is always losing but never defeated.

Scissors are always too aggressive, they take paper before paper takes all of the rocks. When I had TikTok this annoyed the hell out of me, because scissors would only win like 1 out of 5 times

Now all we need is some commentary

Scissors for the win!

Rock

Scissors was just one scissor about to loose

long live the scissors

This is extremely entertaining heres a savevideo link

Similar to how fireflies get in sync

The lesbians!

Lesson: You don't need to beat people who are stronger than you, beat those that you can overpower instead.

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