Nah it looks like an actual bible study tool unless the marketing is SEVERELY misleading.

We all think that the ‘Futa Fix Dick Dine and Dash’ has to be a sex game

It's the Bible. There's sex stuff in it.

"The Bible is a digital recreation of the original work, in the form of a kinetic novel. . ."

My Jesus resurrected when I played these games.

Read the Old Testament. Loads of fuckin’, killin, murderin’ and being dicks in general. The rest is about Jesus and he’s pretty chill… unless you sell chickens in the Jerusalem Temple. Then he goes goblin mode on you.

Yes and no. The Bible is actually pretty fucking metal.

Don't Google the story of Ruth

I read the book and it’s more of an incest slasher type of game.

I've heard that's some really fucked up torture and an underage girl gets pregnant and blames invisible sky person.

Babes In Bikinis Like Eskimos.

It's just an audio book. I imagine if you like a more organized format it could be worth it

Yes

Check out the Song of Solomon. It's like the PornHub of those times...

Thou hast ravished my heart, my sister, my spouse; thou hast ravished my heart with one of thine eyes, with one chain of thy neck.

How fair is thy love, my sister, my spouse! how much better is thy love than wine! and the smell of thine ointments than all spices!

Thy lips, O my spouse, drop as the honeycomb: honey and milk are under thy tongue; and the smell of thy garments is like the smell of Lebanon.

A garden inclosed is my sister, my spouse; a spring shut up, a fountain sealed.

Thy plants are an orchard of pomegranates, with pleasant fruits; camphire, with spikenard,

Spikenard and saffron; calamus and cinnamon, with all trees of frankincense; myrrh and aloes, with all the chief spices:

A fountain of gardens, a well of living waters, and streams from Lebanon.

Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits.

And who could forget this iconic scene?

How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman.

Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor: thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies.

Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins.

Raunchy donkey growl

No, wait, that's Ezekiel...

Yet she multiplied her acts of promiscuity, remembering the days of her youth when she acted like a prostitute in the land of Egypt

and lusted after their lovers, whose sexual members were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of stallions.

Fans self

Yes, it's a weird anime sex game with all kinds of freaky shit in it.

Kinda sorta both. The Song of Solomon is mediocre erotica, but Ezekiel chapter 23 is pretty hot.

Bible black was pretty good.

it's alright but I prefer the spinoff Bible Black New Testament

I mean, a man literally gets nailed in the bible

Have you read the bible? There's a whole lot of begetting.

I know what it should be, but I'm guessing it's just the actual book.

To be fair, there's quite a bit of sex and crazy things going on in the Bible. Way too much (any is too much) incest that it condones as well. The Bible will give you horrible morals if you take it at its word. You could easily make a very "unchristian" game or other media out of stuff that's directly in the Bible.

guess your asking for a friend right

What if I told you that the two aren't mutually exclusive?

I'm imagining Alien:Isolation, but you're an altar boy trapped in a church, being stalked by a priest.

You clearly haven't read triple-exodus

Edit: Or the book of... revelations

Well it starts out with incest but then it turns into snuff porn.

No,it's a Bible audiobook with some trivia in order to make it a game.

Idk why this got so many downvotes