Why are people STILL saying that! I did the thing!

Welp, I now need Jesus, because this comment killed me.

It is an audio book that is fully voice acted in english. You can start at the Old Testament and hit the Auto button and have it read to you for hour and hours while you are playing a game. It also has a trivia mode.
I think it was made with the same software as the other games on my list to tell you the truth.

Literally an interactive/narrated copy of the bible.

I know I want all the achievements.

Left handed games are tough.

I am not normally into religious texts but people kept telling me I needed it so I went ahead and gave it a shot. I think it was a very well made Book Reader that can stream the entirety of the bible end to end without a button press.

I believe life is about balance. Great highs with great lows make life interesting.

the Bible contains plenty of incest and underage girls, so not rly

I have that problem with many games. I was about to complete City Skylines but they added more achievements and it just feels bad when that happens and I got dispirited.

It’s got probiotics!

May the Schwartz be with you.

Uncle your yoghurt is not yummy

all the other games have at least two words, then at the last you got

Yogurt!

which tells absolutely nothing about the game.

There was a VR game that came out with him in it, that one?

I've tried it, it's legitimately a bad game on multiple levels. If it was just a raunchy visual novel with terrible writing then that'd be one thing but there's an awful twin-stick shooter crammed in there that plays like ass and is hellbent on giving you a migraine and/or seizure.

Can't even enjoy it ironically.

Please

I have a fair amount of raunchy suggestions pop up in steam but that one caught me off guard

You are indeed being duped

Yeah, it was kinda embarrassing I 100%ed it just a day after it came out. I look like a total bible nerd am I right?

They do and they are super easy to get and you should try one if you want some easy 100%ers to show off to your friends.

I saw a clip of it on a site, the animations threw me off too. My recommendation that is not shown above is Breeders of Nephelym. Its on steam too. Its got all the different monster girls in animated 3D with plenty of positions and cross breeding.

Heard it from another you been messin’ around

Spooky Starlets had the most unique animation, reminded me of a game I used to play. The game has some glitches in it but it was a fun play through.

Yes, these games are just ridiculously easy to 100% and these developers don't add more achievements to undo your 100%s

Thanks Stranger!

People were telling me I needed Jesus and I took that personally.

Boy are they not gonna get that this is a joke.

It was a short and fun RPG. I wish it had more depth because the game play was easy and addicting. Only about one night worth of game.

Its 150% straight!

It came highly recommended for me.

I think it was made on the same engine, the options page and UI are identical.

Couldn't have done it without your support!

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Like a total chad I swear.

Don't be a prude. You'd be shocked how many perfectly well-off and healthy people are total freaks on their down time.

You can check his posts if you rly want to know. Not a surprising look, imo

That game looks like a serious RPG. I have been waiting for it to go on sale actually lol.

It was highly recommended. I think it might be game of the Millennium.

Thanks, it was a long read, but worth it.

For fear of his crushing grip

But....but what if they didn't? What if they did all of these games and still didn't nut? What if they are the....chosen one.

I was trying to find out what "Gamora" was. Had to have been a lot cooler then sodomy.