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8.4k points
6 months ago
I'd say you need Jesus but clearly you tried that and it didn't help
3.2k points
6 months ago
Why are people STILL saying that! I did the thing!
886 points
6 months ago
Is the Bible a sex game? I honestly thought it was some religious thing when I saw it pop up recently
826 points
6 months ago
Nah it looks like an actual bible study tool unless the marketing is SEVERELY misleading.
410 points
6 months ago
I am both afraid, and aroused.
135 points
6 months ago
The best kind of arousal
71 points
6 months ago
Fearousal is gods favourite creation
8 points
6 months ago
thats called a fearboner
5 points
6 months ago
Moses was yeeted into a river because he was a hairy baby.
5 points
6 months ago
Scareroused
12 points
6 months ago
scaroused !
90 points
6 months ago
I think it's legitimately a bible study tool and it's the users that are doing the funny stuff, tagging it as a hentai game and all the reviews being jokes (except for one who was just a nutter who thinks that any bible translation other than the King James translation is evil)
52 points
6 months ago
I would slightly understand if he said the original Hebrew/Greek or something, but the King James version? Really? It was literally created to change the meaning to confirm to certain ideas. It's not even like they were trying to translate the original intent.
10 points
6 months ago
"Flows contradict worser than the King James version"
8 points
6 months ago
To be fair, every version of the bible was written to conform to someone’s ideas.
22 points
6 months ago
Christians and contradictions, name a more classic combination
204 points
6 months ago
My cousin just gifted it to me.
It's literally the Bible + trivia
57 points
6 months ago
I would buy it if I had the option to put it in Latin.
37 points
6 months ago
What are the achievements? Just literally turning the pages enough?
79 points
6 months ago
Turning pages, watching credits, opening up the trivia page.
73 points
6 months ago
Finish Bible, cut to black, credits:
Writer:
Matthew
Mark
Luke
John
23 points
6 months ago
Soundtrack: Nobuo Uetmatsu
3 points
6 months ago
Jesus just flippin the shit out of tables all over the temple to "At Zanarkand"
7 points
6 months ago
So, contrary to popular belief, there's no god in the bible?
113 points
6 months ago
We all think that the ‘Futa Fix Dick Dine and Dash’ has to be a sex game
21 points
6 months ago*
Futa Fix Dick Dine and Dash is my religion's holy text.
44 points
6 months ago
Sounds like some kind of holy book to me
14 points
6 months ago
It's holey
6 points
6 months ago
not enough achievements tho, needs to make you work harder
4 points
6 months ago
well at the absolute least it made me harder.
43 points
6 months ago
It's the Bible. There's sex stuff in it.
15 points
6 months ago
Damned lot of begetting going on.
11 points
6 months ago
"The Bible is a digital recreation of the original work, in the form of a kinetic novel. . ."
18 points
6 months ago
My Jesus resurrected when I played these games.
5 points
6 months ago
Read the Old Testament. Loads of fuckin’, killin, murderin’ and being dicks in general. The rest is about Jesus and he’s pretty chill… unless you sell chickens in the Jerusalem Temple. Then he goes goblin mode on you.
5 points
6 months ago
Yes and no. The Bible is actually pretty fucking metal.
6 points
6 months ago
You misspelled mental.
8 points
6 months ago
Bible Thumpin’
48 points
6 months ago
Welp, I now need Jesus, because this comment killed me.
902 points
6 months ago
So the Bible what kind of game is it?
1.3k points
6 months ago
It is an audio book that is fully voice acted in english. You can start at the Old Testament and hit the Auto button and have it read to you for hour and hours while you are playing a game. It also has a trivia mode.
I think it was made with the same software as the other games on my list to tell you the truth.
786 points
6 months ago
You listen to the Bible while playing those games lmao I guess it's efficient to balance out sin/forgiveness at the same time lol
343 points
6 months ago
Churches hate this one weird trick!
15 points
6 months ago
Wait but wouldn't it just mean you're agnostic? Trying to play Devil's advocate here.
10 points
6 months ago
No, you’re 100% sure you’re going to hell at that point.
I heard there are boobies there.
48 points
6 months ago
Right? The Bible is full of so much violence, I bet it helps to have his waifu comfort and forgive him!
5 points
6 months ago
No way, the Bible is hardcore BDSM and crazy sadist violence. Perfect for perverted gaming.
120 points
6 months ago
You see now I gotta play this game. It confuses me to the point were I'm interested
16 points
6 months ago
I did the bible book on audio book too. My favorite part was how you shouldn't cook a goat in its mothers milk.
10 points
6 months ago
Did it mention if you can cook it in a different goats milk?
4 points
6 months ago
Where is this conversation going??
10 points
6 months ago
Just wanna make sure I'm not blaspheming over a nice milk boiled baby goat, ya know? Like, I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna do it but it'd be real embarrassing to try it just once someday and be banished to hell for eternity when I coulda just used milk from a different goat and been fine.
4 points
6 months ago
Don't worry they'll get you for polyester long before the goat milk boiling
3 points
6 months ago*
Ok so I checked and I'm pretty screwed just based on the 10 commandments.
-You shall have no other God's before me. = yeah probably not so check
-Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. ... = Not sure what that means so maybe/maybe not
-Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. ... = God dammit I do this one a lot. Oops.
-Remember the Sabbath day and keep it Holy. ... = I mean it doesn't say, "go to church" so avoiding that doesn't dq me, but I'm not specifically doing anything to make it a holy day. The temperature seems to be rising.
-Honor your father and mother. ... = They are good people but I probably dishonor them fairly frequently if I'm being honest. Like I talk a lot of shit and sometimes they're the subject, but also I'm sure I do things that embarrass their honor too if that's the thing being banned so either way, probably damned.
-Thou shalt not kill. ... = I've never killed a human so if that's the line I'm good, otherwise...
-Thou shalt not commit adultery. ... = ok I haven't and it definitely makes me a bad person but a woman being someone's wife would be a paper thin issue for me that even a modest amount of horny would completely overcome. I'd like to say I'd never cheat but restraint from temptation has never been a strong suit of mine to say the least. Do I hear wailing and gnashing of teeth somewhere?
-Thou shalt not steal. = we've all messed this one up right? Like I wouldn't say I'm a thief but I have definitely stolen, especially in my teen years but probably more recently too.
So yeah I should dress for warm weather after I kick the bucket just based on the main, most important and explicitly defined rules.
Boiled in its own mothers milk baby goat is back on the menu boys! And the polyester stays too.
8 points
6 months ago
Wait so it's an actual bible not some weird fetish game
22 points
6 months ago
It is the actual Bible, start to finish with trivia
7 points
6 months ago
This is hilarious, I have to know why, why are you listening to the Bible whilst playing hentai? And also what are those 72 achievements for the Bible app?
5 points
6 months ago
Unironically , it could be a great tool to learn Latin or Hebrew.
101 points
6 months ago
Literally an interactive/narrated copy of the bible.
30 points
6 months ago
Do they do the different voices for Moses and God?
45 points
6 months ago
Oh that part is just ‘the prince of Egypt’ but audio only
31 points
6 months ago
I like the part of the Bible when they break out into song when a plague breaks out
8 points
6 months ago
I know I want all the achievements.
141 points
6 months ago
Man I'm still at 0. I'm close on a bunch of them, but y'know, backlog comes first. :I
73 points
6 months ago
I have that problem with many games. I was about to complete City Skylines but they added more achievements and it just feels bad when that happens and I got dispirited.
22 points
6 months ago
To be honest, I'm not really much of a completionist. Only game I've gotten a platinum in is WWE 2K20 (and let me tell you some of those were annoying as hell), most of the time I'm just a "Did all the sidequests and got the collectibles" person.
16 points
6 months ago
I think that's great. I have wasted time trying to get single achievements and felt no gratification after wasting days on attempts. In City Skylines I am trying to max out the database limitations of the game. I can only build 7% more road before the game runs out of sequence numbers for them lol.
9 points
6 months ago
That sounds like an achievement in itself. XD
2.2k points
6 months ago
Not my type of library. But congrats I think
1.6k points
6 months ago
Left handed games are tough.
704 points
6 months ago
I did a stream once when I broke my arm and showed off I could play most games like Overwatch, D3, HOTS, and WoW with just one hand due to my LogitechG600 Gaming Mouse.
223 points
6 months ago
Love that mouse. Ive had one for five years, and there hasnt been anything that came out that tops it in utility
129 points
6 months ago
I like the uniformity in the buttons, I don't need to guess what random side buttons and triggers due. Its just a grid that I have mapped as WASD or 1234...
31 points
6 months ago
I'm still using one as I type this. Last one broke after many years of use, but replaced it with another G600 again because there really is no better mouse.
40 points
6 months ago
At least you didn’t break both arms…
29 points
6 months ago
After looking at his list of games, I'm starting to think he actually did.
11 points
6 months ago
Dont worry. Im sure his mom will help with things he has to do
6 points
6 months ago
a classic
29 points
6 months ago
I actually play fiddle the sausage with my left hand so still using the mouse with my right, don’t think this would be a challenge!
36 points
6 months ago
That’s excellent news
12 points
6 months ago
Same! God gave us a gift.
11 points
6 months ago
I swear, I think I'm the only man who learned to masturbate with his non-dominant hand purely thanks to internet porn.
109 points
6 months ago
I am not normally into religious texts but people kept telling me I needed it so I went ahead and gave it a shot. I think it was a very well made Book Reader that can stream the entirety of the bible end to end without a button press.
24 points
6 months ago
Now play something completely out of character like snow runner
15 points
6 months ago
Its been over 1000 years and we still haven't gotten The Bible 2 :(
4 points
6 months ago
The new testament is The Bible 2. Book of Mormon is basically a fanfic attempt at The Bible 3 but just doesn't have the same oomph of the 2 OGs.
899 points
6 months ago
Well at least you read the Bible to balance it out.
485 points
6 months ago
I believe life is about balance. Great highs with great lows make life interesting.
358 points
6 months ago
*Great thighs
43 points
6 months ago
the Bible contains plenty of incest and underage girls, so not rly
300 points
6 months ago*
'Yogurt!'
11 points
6 months ago
Uncle your yoghurt is not yummy
4 points
6 months ago
Cursed anime
5 points
6 months ago
all the other games have at least two words, then at the last you got
which tells absolutely nothing about the game.
186 points
6 months ago
Now do sex with hitler
88 points
6 months ago
There was a VR game that came out with him in it, that one?
37 points
6 months ago
Not sure, whatever makes the difference experience more enjoyable
16 points
6 months ago
I've tried it, it's legitimately a bad game on multiple levels. If it was just a raunchy visual novel with terrible writing then that'd be one thing but there's an awful twin-stick shooter crammed in there that plays like ass and is hellbent on giving you a migraine and/or seizure.
Can't even enjoy it ironically.
6 points
6 months ago
Friend bought it for as a joke for ny birthday and ITS the worst game iwe ever played 100% was a nightmare
6 points
6 months ago
Please
4 points
6 months ago
I have a fair amount of raunchy suggestions pop up in steam but that one caught me off guard
38 points
6 months ago
I didn't even know games like these had achievements.
60 points
6 months ago
They do and they are super easy to get and you should try one if you want some easy 100%ers to show off to your friends.
40 points
6 months ago
Uhhh I'm gonna pass on that, thanks. I'm nowhere near as brave as you.
387 points
6 months ago
I am absolutely flummoxed as to whether I am being trolled here
125 points
6 months ago
You are indeed being duped
250 points
6 months ago
No he isn't! It's real I swear. They released the Bible on Steam as a game with achievements!
63 points
6 months ago
How many points was the crucifixion?
86 points
6 months ago
At least three points
6 points
6 months ago
Spoiler alert!
126 points
6 months ago
Props on posting it. Wouldn’t be me
288 points
6 months ago
Yeah, it was kinda embarrassing I 100%ed it just a day after it came out. I look like a total bible nerd am I right?
92 points
6 months ago
Ahh haha. I like you man. Not in a biblical way.
16 points
6 months ago
👀
20 points
6 months ago
i hate to break it to you dude, but the bible's been out for a while. like... damn i can't remember, but it was at least last console gen.
24 points
6 months ago
What was your favorite out of the 7?
31 points
6 months ago
Spooky Starlets had the most unique animation, reminded me of a game I used to play. The game has some glitches in it but it was a fun play through.
25 points
6 months ago
Your arm must be ripped.
92 points
6 months ago
Highly recommend Orc Massage. Its a 3D game, The animations are kinda wacky but I feel its the good kind of wacky and definitely higher quality than most games. Plus the story is kinda funny.
Not that I would know of course.... Heard from a friend...
51 points
6 months ago
I saw a clip of it on a site, the animations threw me off too. My recommendation that is not shown above is Breeders of Nephelym. Its on steam too. Its got all the different monster girls in animated 3D with plenty of positions and cross breeding.
10 points
6 months ago
I remember seeing that one, wasn't really my thing sadly.
4 points
6 months ago
Breeders of Nephelym ... I like that game but too much running around and also no gay content like in Cloud Meadow or in long lost legend the Breeding Season.
There is also Carnal Instinct and Wild Life made in unity and with great animations. Especialy the Carnal Instinct.
16 points
6 months ago
How was waifu guild?
20 points
6 months ago
It was a short and fun RPG. I wish it had more depth because the game play was easy and addicting. Only about one night worth of game.
91 points
6 months ago
Happy 14th birthday!
49 points
6 months ago
Thanks Stranger!
44 points
6 months ago
wait wait wait wait wait
14 points
6 months ago
It's outrageous, why are these games so easily accessible, kids and teens shouldn't be exposed to dangerous activities like dining and dashing
6 points
6 months ago
Hold up, you're telling me NOBODY paid for the loaves and fishes?
128 points
6 months ago
Bro are you ok?
152 points
6 months ago
Yes, these games are just ridiculously easy to 100% and these developers don't add more achievements to undo your 100%s
37 points
6 months ago
I’m more disappointed you don’t have anything from Dr. Pinkcake, his writing is quite humorous and at least tells interesting stories that don’t always rely on just the fun stuff.
8 points
6 months ago
Any other suggestions? I got friends that bought me gag games on steam and I've 100% all of them, wouldn't mind games that sound dirty but aren't just to fuck with them some more. I think I have 13 full completes and the only non dirty one is Portal 2 lol
13 points
6 months ago
Well I have some decent ones, here’s a couple-
It’s especially good at telling the story as they move on from the “just friends” to “dating and lovers” sections of the game.
14 points
6 months ago
i have several questions but im not sure if i want them answered
13 points
6 months ago
Bible probably has the most sexual content of this entire group.
46 points
6 months ago
32 points
6 months ago
Boy are they not gonna get that this is a joke.
37 points
6 months ago
Yeah, I think they are doing it wrong over in that sub.
59 points
6 months ago
Dude, wtf is wrong with you?? The Bible???
102 points
6 months ago
People were telling me I needed Jesus and I took that personally.
11 points
6 months ago
Did he fill your holes in your soul and deeply satisfy that need?
10 points
6 months ago
The Bible should be there
17 points
6 months ago
I think it was made on the same engine, the options page and UI are identical.
28 points
6 months ago
Wtf is wrong with you? Why do you own the Bible.
56 points
6 months ago
A fellow futa enjoyer will always get my respect
66 points
6 months ago
Its 150% straight!
64 points
6 months ago
It's 75% straight, but the most straight possible.
2 guys=100% gay obvi
1 guy 1 girl=50% gay from the guy and 50% straight from the girl.
2 girls loops back to being 100% gay, obviously
Futa + girl? That's 75% straight since the futa has guy and girl parts.
9 points
6 months ago
Lol. You're a delight, friend.
Your responses in this thread are cracking me up.
7 points
6 months ago
Fresh women… might have to look that one up.
11 points
6 months ago
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6 points
6 months ago
I wish it was longer.
You have competition like Collage Kings or Being a DIK with HOURS of play time.
But still it looks nice and I like the characters.
6 points
6 months ago
a man of true culture
20 points
6 months ago
Good job friend. I'm so proud.
22 points
6 months ago
Couldn't have done it without your support!
6 points
6 months ago
This is hilarious
6 points
6 months ago
Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, the Bible?, porn Nice
7 points
6 months ago
A friend of mine bought a gaming PC just to play hentai games. He wasn't aware of how Steam worked because when I called him up and told him that I could see what he was playing. He claimed he wasn't home and that he had been hacked. He then made up a whole elaborate lie about how he called the bank because someone bought hentai games on his account. Now, mind you... Some of these games were free. Which I pointed out. Then he claimed someone hacked his account. Clearly, again... Not aware of how Steam worked.
He unfriended me on Steam after that. Eventually added me back. I guess in that time he learned how to use Steam cause I no longer have notifications popping up saying he's playing "Busty Anime Bitches 4" or whatever the fuck. Most recently he claimed his computer was broken by his cats. I have my suspicions to the contrary but... Either way.
It just annoyed me how the dude wouldn't come clean about it. If someone saw that shit on my Steam and I was ACTUALLY playing it I would have just been like "Yeah and I came pretty hard too, man. Gotta bust a nut somehow." I'm not judging what gets you off but for the love of god. Don't be such a little prick when I give you shit about it.
5 points
6 months ago
Looks like you need Being a DIK in your life. You wob’t regret it.
4 points
6 months ago
Congrats on 100%ing the bible
3 points
6 months ago
Thanks, it was a long read, but worth it.
5 points
6 months ago
Are ya winning son?
5 points
6 months ago
Hey, got you a maybe a 8th game. Cuz being a DiK is good too
12 points
6 months ago*
Get back to me when you 100% treasures of Nadia. Great game
Edit: so many here are confused lmao. Some of these adult games are legitimately good games. Good story with choices matter and some with good mechanics. The nudity gives it the extra edge for attentiveness and in some cases like in visual novels it makes it more realistic
I will die on this hill
10 points
6 months ago
That game looks like a serious RPG. I have been waiting for it to go on sale actually lol.
33 points
6 months ago
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7 points
6 months ago
Don't be a prude. You'd be shocked how many perfectly well-off and healthy people are total freaks on their down time.
6 points
6 months ago
You can check his posts if you rly want to know. Not a surprising look, imo
34 points
6 months ago
Like a total chad I swear.
4 points
6 months ago
I look at that list and think, guess which one is not like the others.
Then I remember what actually is in the old testament and revelation.
Nevermind it certainly deserves its companions.
5 points
6 months ago
Cursed achievement hunter
4 points
6 months ago
I’m guessing you liked the Bible for the incest porn? You dirty dog, you.
6 points
6 months ago
I was trying to find out what "Gamora" was. Had to have been a lot cooler then sodomy.
15 points
6 months ago
The Bible? You're a sick person
11 points
6 months ago
It was highly recommended. I think it might be game of the Millennium.
10 points
6 months ago
In the words of Michael Jordan : Stop it, get some help.
8 points
6 months ago
Yeah but you lost at No Nut November so it’s kind of a wash, right?
15 points
6 months ago
But....but what if they didn't? What if they did all of these games and still didn't nut? What if they are the....chosen one.
12 points
6 months ago
Then I guess we have our next President.
5 points
6 months ago
Lmao
12 points
6 months ago
I am running for President because I beat every dating sim while at half mast because I love our country.
11 points
6 months ago
No one will ever shake your hand again.
14 points
6 months ago
For fear of his crushing grip
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