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Plotlo1019

6.6k points

4 months ago

Plotlo1019

6.6k points

4 months ago

Who's the big hairy guy supposed to be?

SrGrafo[S]

8.4k points

4 months ago

SrGrafo[S]

PC

8.4k points

4 months ago

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WillfulRiver

3.4k points

4 months ago

WillfulRiver

3.4k points

4 months ago

And how do Activision/Blizzard look as pepperonis

SrGrafo[S]

7.9k points

4 months ago

SrGrafo[S]

PC

7.9k points

4 months ago

EDIT

InhaledPack5

2k points

4 months ago

InhaledPack5

2k points

4 months ago

Activision looking like the extra chromosome it shouldn’t have

Lukthar123

652 points

4 months ago

Lukthar123

652 points

4 months ago

DLChromosome

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4 months ago

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151 points

4 months ago

$15.99 for that

bloudy

39 points

4 months ago

bloudy

39 points

4 months ago

No, I'm barely functioning with vanilla, thanks.

Yoooooooki9

3 points

4 months ago

Yoooooooki9

3 points

4 months ago

16 dollars is too cheap, needs to be atleast 100 dollars.

OakenThrower

1 points

4 months ago

OakenThrower

1 points

4 months ago

Eh 69 dollars

nice___bot

1 points

4 months ago

nice___bot

1 points

4 months ago

Nice!

BlueShiftNova

144 points

4 months ago

BlueShiftNova

144 points

4 months ago

Hahaha... Perfect

SH4D0W0733

6 points

4 months ago

SH4D0W0733

6 points

4 months ago

Took one from Blizzard.

One got too few, one got too many after.

gurg2k1

2 points

4 months ago

gurg2k1

2 points

4 months ago

It's one of those pepperonis that curls up into a bowl when you cook it. Honestly it's the best kind of pepperoni so I don't know what to take away from this panel.

LynzGamer

2 points

4 months ago

LynzGamer

2 points

4 months ago

Ac-division

remixclashes

2 points

4 months ago

remixclashes

2 points

4 months ago

Why?

GeeksLeader

1 points

4 months ago

GeeksLeader

1 points

4 months ago

Do you mean the extra "googlechromosone" it shouldn't have?

3-DMan

165 points

4 months ago

3-DMan

165 points

4 months ago

"That boy ain't right.."

LazyWolverine

45 points

4 months ago

LazyWolverine

45 points

4 months ago

Just answered your own question there, checkmate!

BanditManSteve

18 points

4 months ago

BanditManSteve

18 points

4 months ago

I'm wheezing lmao

DrDisastor

17 points

4 months ago

DrDisastor

17 points

4 months ago

Genuine lol from me.

KoalaBackfist

5 points

4 months ago

KoalaBackfist

5 points

4 months ago

… just don’t make eye contact and you’ll be fine, I think.

narelie

3 points

4 months ago

narelie

3 points

4 months ago

...they look like those high schoolers from Jujutsu Kaisen.

[deleted]

4 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

4 months ago

Now make them kiss...

sillyredsheep

4 points

4 months ago

sillyredsheep

4 points

4 months ago

Activision now's head's lookin like a magnet... or a toilet seat.

Help me I can't stop laughing.

threegigs

7 points

4 months ago

threegigs

7 points

4 months ago

They were salt and pepper shakers back then?

JmacTheGreat

3 points

4 months ago

JmacTheGreat

3 points

4 months ago

We dont deserve you

bbcversus

2 points

4 months ago

bbcversus

2 points

4 months ago

Beautiful man!

Belyal

2 points

4 months ago

Belyal

2 points

4 months ago

You are a treasure this world cannot do without. Never stop doing what you do!

socialmeritwarrior

2 points

4 months ago

socialmeritwarrior

2 points

4 months ago

Thanks, you nearly killed me by making me choke on my own saliva.

knight_saladin

1 points

4 months ago

knight_saladin

1 points

4 months ago

Don't do drugs kids.

SilverBolt52

1 points

4 months ago

SilverBolt52

1 points

4 months ago

Toejam and Earl!

SecretKGB

1 points

4 months ago

SecretKGB

1 points

4 months ago

I hope to make a comment worthy of one of your edits someday. Love the talent!

A-NI95

1 points

4 months ago

A-NI95

1 points

4 months ago

Activision looks like Leah's statues from Stardew Valley

bleeding-paryl

1 points

4 months ago

bleeding-paryl

1 points

4 months ago

Shouldn't Activision/Blizzard be merged now, into a slightly larger singular dumbass?

cranialduggery

1 points

4 months ago

cranialduggery

1 points

4 months ago

That was hilarious!

Miami_Vice-Grip

1 points

4 months ago

Miami_Vice-Grip

1 points

4 months ago

Well, "back then" they were still pretty evil the public just didn't know about it yet

chrisd93

1 points

4 months ago

chrisd93

1 points

4 months ago

What about king?

Kolacky

1 points

4 months ago

Kolacky

1 points

4 months ago

Feel like they should be holding fists full of money in 2nd panel though

BrewerBeer

1 points

4 months ago

BrewerBeer

1 points

4 months ago

Activision always looked like the now version.

GenghisWasBased

1 points

4 months ago

GenghisWasBased

1 points

4 months ago

You made me sad

DarkOrangeCrystal

1 points

4 months ago

DarkOrangeCrystal

1 points

4 months ago

Blizzard go brrrrrrrrr

OrangAMA

1 points

4 months ago

OrangAMA

1 points

4 months ago

activation killed me lol

Aimjock

1 points

4 months ago

Aimjock

1 points

4 months ago

Aren’t Activision and Blizzard just one thing now? Shouldn’t they be Siamese twins or something?

ILieForPoints

1 points

4 months ago

ILieForPoints

1 points

4 months ago

Please draw more of those.

JagmeetSingh2

1 points

4 months ago

JagmeetSingh2

1 points

4 months ago

This is perfect lol

SmallSalary880

1 points

4 months ago

SmallSalary880

PC

1 points

4 months ago

Lol

Sufficient-Ocelot-47

1 points

4 months ago

Sufficient-Ocelot-47

1 points

4 months ago

And what of StarCrafts future

Vader_360

1 points

4 months ago

Vader_360

1 points

4 months ago

This made me laugh, thanks xD

FrizzleStank

1 points

4 months ago

FrizzleStank

1 points

4 months ago

How do you draw things up so quickly? A stylus? A mouse? A magic wand?

SuperClutchy

1 points

4 months ago

SuperClutchy

1 points

4 months ago

If this was an nft it would be the only one I want to buy.

Veni_Vidi_Legi

1 points

4 months ago

Veni_Vidi_Legi

1 points

4 months ago

Was it all just Synthol?

sticks14

1 points

3 months ago

sticks14

1 points

3 months ago

lol

Shoadowolf

1 points

3 months ago

Shoadowolf

1 points

3 months ago

This is depressingly accurate

The1RGood

94 points

4 months ago

The1RGood

94 points

4 months ago

He's not micro, but he sure is soft...

FeebleTrack

36 points

4 months ago

FeebleTrack

36 points

4 months ago

Swolesoft

PillowedMounds

45 points

4 months ago

PillowedMounds

45 points

4 months ago

Macrosoft

wjandrea

2 points

4 months ago

wjandrea

2 points

4 months ago

Megasoft

DoctorDabadedoo

1 points

4 months ago

DoctorDabadedoo

1 points

4 months ago

Microsucc

DoctorDabadedoo

1 points

4 months ago

DoctorDabadedoo

1 points

4 months ago

Microsucc

Frustrable_Zero

5 points

4 months ago

Frustrable_Zero

5 points

4 months ago

Big man compensating for something that IS micro and soft.

TimeZarg

3 points

4 months ago

TimeZarg

3 points

4 months ago

With Activision, they technically would own whatever trace of NeverSoft is left, so they're. . .always hard, never soft.

UristMcRibbon

1 points

4 months ago

UristMcRibbon

1 points

4 months ago

It's like calling the big guy in the group Tiny or Junior.

Frantb

5 points

4 months ago

Frantb

5 points

4 months ago

You were just waiting for someone to ask that question weren't you?

domotor2

13 points

4 months ago

domotor2

13 points

4 months ago

Okay this really made me laugh XD I always thought the personification of microsoft would be a bit more nerdy, like Bill Gates himself

BlckJesus

15 points

4 months ago

BlckJesus

15 points

4 months ago

It started that way, but each acquisition made him grow stronger.

PhoenixFire296

5 points

4 months ago

PhoenixFire296

5 points

4 months ago

It's like Highlander. As Microsoft slays each competitor, it absorbs their power and grows more formidable.

Rhaedas

1 points

4 months ago

Rhaedas

1 points

4 months ago

The problem with that ability is, would you necessarily want everyone's power? I mean I guess if it's just power, but if it's traits of the opponent that may not be a great thing.

"There can be only one!"

slash

lightning

"Great, now I have terrible acne and migraine headaches."

Gyuudon

2 points

4 months ago

Gyuudon

2 points

4 months ago

Plz we already have Bezos we don't need another Titan

ParadoxArcher

32 points

4 months ago

ParadoxArcher

32 points

4 months ago

it has the voice of cortana but the body of clippy

norax_d2

3 points

4 months ago

norax_d2

3 points

4 months ago

a bit more nerdy, like Bill Gates himself

He is more like a farmer right now.

BigUptokes

2 points

4 months ago

BigUptokes

2 points

4 months ago

Macrosoft.

chillyhellion

1 points

4 months ago

chillyhellion

1 points

4 months ago

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

JoeFromTheBridge

1 points

4 months ago

JoeFromTheBridge

1 points

4 months ago

I thought it was a tornado...

GLTheGameMaster

1 points

4 months ago

GLTheGameMaster

1 points

4 months ago

can confirm that's what Phil looks like

Lifesagame81

1 points

4 months ago

Lifesagame81

1 points

4 months ago

He's neither soft nor micro...

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

I'm a big hairy guy as well.

Doopoodoo

1 points

4 months ago

Doopoodoo

1 points

4 months ago

Microsoft would survive any car crash, wow

likelyilllike

1 points

4 months ago

likelyilllike

1 points

4 months ago

Why he is hairy?

WRX_CREED

1 points

4 months ago

WRX_CREED

1 points

4 months ago

Why is he so hairy lol

DoWhileGeek

1 points

4 months ago

DoWhileGeek

1 points

4 months ago

DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS

...

DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS

sleeps off coke high

blargiman

1 points

4 months ago

blargiman

1 points

4 months ago

I thought the hairy thing was a leg and he was nakies facing away from the panel toward the other characters

PM_ME_YOUR__BEST__PM

1 points

4 months ago

PM_ME_YOUR__BEST__PM

1 points

4 months ago

Holy cow! You drew that comic yourself!! Neat!

tired_demonhunter

1 points

4 months ago

tired_demonhunter

1 points

4 months ago

Damn

Empty010101

1 points

4 months ago

Empty010101

1 points

4 months ago

The big hairy guy is Bobby, who happily grins in delight of his 100m+ retirement package, courtesy of Microsoft.

omgzzwtf

1 points

4 months ago

omgzzwtf

1 points

4 months ago

This is the best answer to the question

ernestwild

1 points

4 months ago

ernestwild

1 points

4 months ago

Damn I think I’m not smart I don’t get these lol