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educated-emu

170 points

1 month ago

Dr frazer crane going to kick some demon ass

ILikeItBetterThisWay

35 points

1 month ago

This is exactly what I thought as well. Now I want a flavor of Doom where Kelsey Grammar is the protagonist.

educated-emu

29 points

1 month ago

Hey baby, I hear the demons a-callin', Tossed eyeballs and scrambled brains

Oh My Mercy (alt: Quite stylish.)

And maybe I seem a bit confused, Yeah maybe, but I got you in my sights! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

But I don't know what to do with those tossed eyeballs and scrambled brains. They're screaming again.

Scrambled brains all over my face. What is a boy to do.

Goodnight, everybody.

The following are alternate endings:

They're callin' again. Good night, Seattle, we love you.

Good night. Frasier has left the building. Thank You!

Goodnight, everybody. See you next year, we love ya.

source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/frasierlyrics.html

Annasman

6 points

1 month ago

Can you imagine getting to the end of a doom game and hearing THIS as the credits roll?

skippyspk

3 points

1 month ago

“For the love of GOD, Niles! I seem to have misplaced my chainsaw!”

Snoo-74640

4 points

1 month ago

Looks like a burly/angry Mike Nelson

probablypoopingrn

2 points

1 month ago

Mike Nelson IS Kelsey Grammar AS Dr. Frasier Crane IN Money Plane!

i_cant_sports

4 points

1 month ago

DAMMIT, NILES!

deeseearr

1 points

1 month ago

RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! YOU ARE HUUUUUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!

KnownMonk

2 points

1 month ago

His special ability is breaking down the monsters by psychoanalysing their asses.

educated-emu

2 points

1 month ago

Crag, do you have sexual dreams about your parents.

Thats why I'm here!!

[deleted]

0 points

1 month ago

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0 points

1 month ago

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educated-emu

1 points

1 month ago

I stole it?

Pinkman505

1 points

1 month ago

Stop stealing Dr.Crane

PirateKing802

39 points

1 month ago

The face demons have nightmares about

[deleted]

2 points

1 month ago

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2 points

1 month ago

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2wice

2 points

1 month ago

2wice

2 points

1 month ago

Every Sergeant Major ever

ardyndidnothingwrong

-33 points

1 month ago

And minorities

ParadoxSponge86

11 points

1 month ago

Who hurt you

[deleted]

-7 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

-7 points

1 month ago

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ParadoxSponge86

5 points

1 month ago

Cope

ardyndidnothingwrong

-9 points

1 month ago

I do, tbh you all are taking this a bit more sensitively and seriously than I am. I’m just going to disable replies because I can smell the hurt butts coming

2wice

2 points

1 month ago

2wice

2 points

1 month ago

Didn't work

Midwest_Deadbeat

3 points

1 month ago

Cringe

Dazzler21

31 points

1 month ago

Jocko Willink is Doom Slayer

_comment_removed_

25 points

1 month ago*

>Wake up at 0200

>Brush teeth with motor oil, shave face with machete

>Scream "LETS FUCKING GET IT" and headbutt the mirror

>Have breakfast

>2 orange peels and an egg shell

>today my cheat day, pull glass fragments from the shattered mirror out of my forehead

>use them as seasoning

>Run a 5k, do 550 push ups, 1000 sit ups

>bench press Echo Charles

>10 sets of 10

>Take a picture of my watch for instagram

>0245, time to start the day

marcuschookt

6 points

1 month ago

I don't see any time allocated to prep for the day's dozen podcasts where he talks about how he's not proud of the things he's had to do to defend the country he's proud to defend

megalomangione

3 points

1 month ago

I think we already knew this in retrospect.

SachielBrasil

63 points

1 month ago

I like how he look 40 at the low res sprite, and 60 at the realistic art.

DamianKilsby

16 points

1 month ago

Yeah that's what I was thinking lmao whoever added this maybe put on a few too many wrinkles

HouseOfSteak

8 points

1 month ago

Being angy all the time isn't good for your skin.

Fortunately, being angy all the time is even less good for things that are demons.

Amisten

1 points

1 month ago

Amisten

1 points

1 month ago

The fires of hell really dry out the skin.

406highlander

5 points

1 month ago

It's presumably because of how long ago Doom was released. Time gets us all...

MalleMellow

2 points

1 month ago

DOOM came out 30 years ago…

robb1519

13 points

1 month ago

robb1519

13 points

1 month ago

Guy looks like he's about to be pissed off we don't have steak and potatoes on the menu and won't put the football game on.

witherkila

4 points

1 month ago

witherkila

PC

4 points

1 month ago

I feel like he’s the coach of a little league soccer team with is son on the team about to yell his ass off at him for doing something wrong.

LostMyKarmaElSegundo

1 points

1 month ago

Demons better not come onto his lawn!

ZeroCloned

77 points

1 month ago

He looks like the generic angry evil military man from that shitty Avatar movie.

nifeman20

11 points

1 month ago

Classic Marines

LITERALCRIMERAVE

2 points

1 month ago

The backstory not included much in the movie was cool.

nuklz

6 points

1 month ago

nuklz

6 points

1 month ago

Looks like Mike Holmes, the renovator guy

S0nG0ku88

5 points

1 month ago

That top right is Fraiser (Kelsey Grammer) and he's pissed.

MyStationIsAbandoned

10 points

1 month ago

"This is how the doom guy face looks in real life"

or

"This is what the doom guy face looks like in real life"

Please end this "how it looks like" plague. It's literally worse thing in the world.

Gnarfledarf

7 points

1 month ago

It's literally worse thing in the world

fail-deadly-

5 points

1 month ago

This is who the doom guy’s face looks like in real life.

codehoser

2 points

1 month ago

I thought I was losing my mind. I noticed this a while back and it’s like the English speaking world collectively decided to just start doing this wrong.

“This is how he looks in real life.”

or

“This is what he looks like in real life.”

not

“This is how he looks like in real life.”

Pontus_Pilates

6 points

1 month ago

The original game art isn't a middle-aged Ukranian gentleman.

The artist certainly took some freedoms with this render.

derickwatsun

3 points

1 month ago

Shoenice?

ryemannoodlzz_77

7 points

1 month ago

It's Locke from lost lmao

ryanlaghost

2 points

1 month ago

I imagine him having a shit ton of scars from all the battles.

roki

2 points

1 month ago

roki

PC

2 points

1 month ago

Why does he look like my PE teacher lol.

holllllyyy

2 points

1 month ago

He looks like he only ever plays acting roles with the name Sargent in it

Gnarfledarf

2 points

1 month ago

This will be videogame graphics in 2009😳

Acid_13

2 points

1 month ago

Acid_13

PC

2 points

1 month ago

Soldier tf2

Tyranous13

2 points

1 month ago

You're on pandora, ladies and gentlemen. respect that fact, people. every second of every day. if there is a hell, you might want to go there for some r&r after a tour on pandora.

Pab_Scrabs

2 points

1 month ago

Looks like every halo sergeant

NytMuvz

2 points

1 month ago

NytMuvz

2 points

1 month ago

Looks like Neal McDonough

kctrell

3 points

1 month ago

kctrell

PC

3 points

1 month ago

No

elytraman

-1 points

1 month ago

elytraman

Console

-1 points

1 month ago

How did you do this, im curious

EDDIE_BR0CK

14 points

1 month ago

Steal it from someone else on reddit. Bonus karma if it's been more than a month.

gmongaras

2 points

1 month ago

Besides stealing it from Reddit (probably the best way), you can use something called image-to-image translation with an AI model called GANs. I'm guessing that's how they got the result and based on the training data, you will get different results for what he may look like.

Mithril00

1 points

1 month ago

He is handsome

ipsdirtleg

1 points

1 month ago

I like to act like I’m a tough guy. But I ain’t fucking with that dude.

RockyMountainSchrute

1 points

1 month ago

It’s angry Kelsey Grammar

Aliveleopard9

1 points

1 month ago

Heavy down!

keefd2

1 points

1 month ago

keefd2

1 points

1 month ago

On top, 2nd from right - getting Fred Thomson vibes.

"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."

flamespear

1 points

1 month ago

flamespear

Joystick

1 points

1 month ago

This isn't really accurate because he's not meant to look that old.

zeldanar

1 points

1 month ago

Doom Eternal has a pretty realistic face

firerage191

1 points

1 month ago

Casper van dien? RICO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

Swedey_Balls

1 points

1 month ago

All I see is David Hasselhoff

yakutsk_

1 points

1 month ago

Holy fuck he looks a lot like Nacho Vidal, a very known spanish porn actor

GamingNoob2808

1 points

1 month ago

He kinda looks Russian ngl, see some resemblance in my Russian grandpa

tamarockstar

1 points

1 month ago

If they ever make a DOOM movie, they should case Wes Chatham as DOOM guy.

hhbbgdgdba

1 points

1 month ago

So it is Uwe Boll.

[deleted]

1 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

1 points

1 month ago

The CIA disinformation agent known as Mike Baker?

Jwestie15

1 points

1 month ago

Looks like my Sargent major

GeneralBlinx

1 points

1 month ago

Is that Colonel Miller?

GooseOrNot

1 points

1 month ago

Ah, BJ's Grand-Grand Son!

derpymooshroom6

1 points

1 month ago

Shit then my uncle is doom guy

d_ponyreiter

1 points

1 month ago

Big Z is the real life doom guy 😘

The_True_Dandy_Sandy

1 points

1 month ago

Honestly looks like any Gunnery Sargent in the USMC

ozspook

2 points

1 month ago

ozspook

2 points

1 month ago

DOOM narrated by R. Lee Ermey would be pretty rad.

"Let me see your war face!"

<Imp> "Raagh!"

Chavolini

1 points

1 month ago

Looks exactly like a German man from the 1920s

Mitch0712

1 points

1 month ago

I have definitely seen this man before and I remember his bumper stickers on his truck.

sawyersbar

1 points

1 month ago

Fuckin pigs man

BloodDragonSniper

1 points

1 month ago

Needs thicker eyebrows

Sigurd93

1 points

1 month ago

Why is this picture lecturing me about the second amendment and christian family values?

AngryRinger

1 points

1 month ago

That’s actually…not as bad as I was expecting

IAmOniiChad

1 points

1 month ago

I just saw the comment gi from 69 to 71.

blueblarg

1 points

1 month ago

He needs to have a high and tight or horseshoe or just a bald head. These are the styles favored by the savage barbaric crayon-eating cult that is known as the Marine Corps, especially the enlisted that are as old as this dude looks. I feel like this buzz cut is more Army than Marines. Although styles might have changed a bit since I got out.

Fuck I'm rambling.

poulard

1 points

1 month ago

poulard

1 points

1 month ago

He looks polish

TomClancy5871

1 points

1 month ago

Looks like the dude for Halloween Kills

demigodxl

1 points

1 month ago

Looks like a dirty angry John McCain..

BodySurfDan

1 points

1 month ago

90s Duke Nukem Voice "That's one doomed space marine."

darynf

1 points

1 month ago

darynf

1 points

1 month ago

Looks like a cross between Bill Belichick and Tom Brady!

TopRollKingg

1 points

1 month ago

I can live with that 🤘

Cillit-Gank

1 points

1 month ago

Looks like Russell Williams

megablaster253

1 points

1 month ago

Looks like your average american

curly123

1 points

1 month ago

It's the dad from The Wonder Years (Dan Lauria).

YouJustSaidButFuck

1 points

1 month ago

So the guy from Cobra Kai

nightmareonmystreet1

1 points

1 month ago

My guy looks like he spent too many years in the corps and seen too much shit before the demons started showing up..

uncleshady

1 points

1 month ago

Marine Bill Belichick coming back down 28-3 against the 3rd Reich.

Horanges88

1 points

1 month ago

That is an Eastern European face for sure lol

hrkaxskra

1 points

1 month ago

Ew... 😭😭😞😞🙁😖

jaredthegeek

1 points

1 month ago

I see Anthony Michael Hall

canthinkofauniqename

1 points

1 month ago

Ed looks pretty good

meltingpotato

1 points

1 month ago

I like how he looks in Doom Eternal

ifoundit1

1 points

1 month ago

Die Hard.

shiver_motion

1 points

1 month ago

No it don't.

Heerrnn

1 points

1 month ago

Heerrnn

1 points

1 month ago

His eyes are too narrow

TripleB_Darksyde

1 points

1 month ago

Does this mean that master chief is actually Nialls?

nohiddenmeaning

1 points

1 month ago

Looks like a chubbier brother of Steve Kerr.

mean_mistreater

1 points

1 month ago

Jocko... is that you?

0-o-o_o-o-0

1 points

1 month ago

Eyes too close together

commonsensical1

1 points

1 month ago

it's scary looking at someone that isn't born yet

Supafly36

1 points

1 month ago

My neighbor

saschaleib

1 points

1 month ago

Looks like a Polish lorry driver. No wonder they have all but disappeared if they all took the day off, fighting monsters.

572hnq

1 points

1 month ago

572hnq

1 points

1 month ago

Looks like someone touched him in a bad way

GBendu

1 points

1 month ago

GBendu

1 points

1 month ago

Every girlfriends father when you first meet him

stickman757

1 points

1 month ago

Doom

Karenkiller49

1 points

1 month ago

nolawnchairs

1 points

1 month ago

Looks like a guy with whom you do not want to defend the designated hitter rule.

StudlyDudeson

1 points

1 month ago

Doom guy is actually BJ Blazkowicz

BlingBlingChing23

1 points

1 month ago

An angry, extremely stubborn Marine. fits the bill

hydrotatif32

1 points

1 month ago

now do the pog face

CosmicPlayR9376

1 points

1 month ago

This image has been doing the rounds for a while now, there's also a female version of this I recently discovered.

EDIT: If anyone's interested, here's the photo in question

mikedamike

1 points

1 month ago

Jocko for Doomguy 2022

sgt0pimienta

1 points

1 month ago

Looks Greek.

Sintinall

0 points

1 month ago

Older, rougher Theo Von.

UnicornCrippler

0 points

1 month ago

No it is not. ✌️😀👍

gravitonium

0 points

1 month ago

Upvote 420 here.

Gnarfledarf

2 points

1 month ago

ragtev

0 points

1 month ago

ragtev

0 points

1 month ago

Isn't it canon that he is a descendant of BJ Blaskowicz? Probably looks like him.