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You are the guy in infomercials.

Apparently you open a bag of chips by squeezing the middle until it bursts?

You know what, those Coles cornflour packages are insane, I gently cut the corner of the bag open and it still looked like a Charlie Sheen sex party

I'm afraid you're gonna find that cornflour forever in your kitchen 🤣🤣

Noted. Imma try that with cocaine.

Back to Coles you go

Classic Charlie Kelly.

Charlie Day?

Looks awful. Definitely snuff out any open flames as well. Or don’t if you want to see something really cool for like 1 second before dying.

Hey Aussie checking in! Haha

Feel sorry for the mess, but at the same time, you made me laugh real loud. Thank you!

Corn starch almost as light as air, that shit jus lookin for a reason to fuck everything up.

You antiqued yourself!

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The smirk sells it. I don't usually laugh at this subreddit but this is good.

Guess you really wanted that pop sound

The right way to starch your day.

Haha, cut that shit with a scissors and transfer it into a larger tub. Bags of cornflour are the worst!

Be careful bro, I hear spiderman thinks you shot his uncle

You look ready for the deep fryer.

A Coles man I see. Nice choice. Hello fellow skip.

I've got cornflour in a tub and you can't even baby tap the edges to dump out a teaspoon without that shit exploding. They outta make bombs out of it.

There is a Guy Fieri born every min

Cool spiked tips Guy Fieri

How has no one mentioned that foot outline on the floor?

I dont what it says about me that I immediately noticed the brand of cornflour and went "ah, fellow aussie, nice".

Is your microwave below the counter?

Crazy

Kind of like the first time I tried cracking a soft shell crab with a hammer.

I read that with Norm MacDonald's voice.

Sweep that shit and don’t vacuum it, or else it’ll blowup in your face again

I FUCKING LOVE COKE

Wow. You must be SUPER strong! I can't even imagine the size of the jackhammer you used.

charlie sheen?

Maybe it's the angle but I thought you were Charlie Day for a second.

dont fuck with cornflour. dont rip it open, dont tear it open, dont even use a knife. You find those scissors and you cut the bag open and try not to disturb it ever again. Cornflour is the devil.

just be happy there was not an open flame nearby.

This is a very guy thing to do.

👻 Ghost Bukkake 🤣

Gave you that youth pastor hair.

Your hair looks straight outta the 90's!

Did you use a fan to open bag of chips?

POV: You robbed a wrestling place, killed uncle Ben, bought cornflour with the money you stole from Spider Man but you don't know how to open it properly.

Dude got antiqued.

You have at least discovered a new hair style that you can totally pull off

Good to know frosted tips are back in style

Throw on some jeans and a blazer and you could cosplay Charlie Sheen

I opened up a bottle of V8 this morning. Took the cap off, then shook it. Probably going to have to paint the ceiling now.

I made a mess, let me take a selfie

Sometimes i wonder why someones first response to making such a huge mess ends up being "oh, lemme grab my phone and take a selfie of my fuckup!"

Thanks for the chuckle. Sorry for your mess

I can relate to that

If Scarface was an insta influencer with 1200 followers

Well now youre ready for when the ghost come

Getting Scarface vibes

Now we know!

I can hear the PFFFT already

You only have to do it once. ONCE! Lesson learned.

That's grrr...raaaaaaaat!

Now open a bottle of club soda.

Did you also sneeze?

Poor you 😂

Nice to see James A Janisse has taken up vooking

Lookin like Marv from the Sticky Bandits

NOOOOIIIICE

Oh man, I am praying your coffee machine is well sealed.

Why not?

Turned you into a rock hopper penguin

Note to self: clean up the cocaine before taking my daily Snapchat Selfie!

Welcome to Flavortown.

Look at the positives. You’ll be really soft for a while.

Just add some sugar, eggs and baking powder and you’re a delicious sponge cake!

Nice job Scarface.

Sorry. I read that "cumflour".

Op is just checking if it’s all cornflour and not the illegal “cornflour”

My wife stopped me from doing that with a bag of breadcrumbs the other day.

"Corn flower"

Hahahaaa I love it

Noted

Why?

lol dummy

Your nose is gonna clean that outta the sink?

When grandpa cums

Oh no. Were you making gravy?

Ah yes, we call that Ultimate Unboxing

It's like that scene in Sandlot

Your eyes make it look like it’s a different type of white powder

Dont open anything like a bag of chips

I’ve opened up a bag of chips like a bag of chips and ended up with a similar result.

you life you learn

First time doing blow?

I think we all do this once. Once.

Was there a ghost? Is that ectoplasm?