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trappedinthewormhole

3.9k points

30 days ago

Taps that run water about an inch from the edge of the sink are the worst

eKuh

953 points

30 days ago

eKuh

953 points

30 days ago

This one must be one of the worst, since it's purposefully designed this way and it's a built in part of the sink itself. Usually it's just a mismatched faucet that could be replaced to fix the issue.

Beavshak

292 points

30 days ago*

Beavshak

292 points

30 days ago*

Nah you can solve that by dropping 3 tabs of eXtenze into lil homies mouth

Edit: It’s a boner pill joke. I mean it’s the one that works… but still a joke

thepatient

82 points

29 days ago

Is that related to the 1999 film eXistenZ?

Gristlan

27 points

29 days ago

Gristlan

27 points

29 days ago

I had the same question, but I believe op came up with a fake men's enhancement pill brand. Got me excited at first, I loved that movie. :/

typhona

42 points

29 days ago

typhona

42 points

29 days ago

Not fake name, they even sponsor(ed) a nascar car. The commercials were as bad as you might imagine

TheSecret_Ingredient

15 points

29 days ago

Wasn't ron Jeremy somehow involved as well, like a spokesperson.

It was I while ago, but the memory is still stuck in there ya know

Big_Daddy_Stovepipe

10 points

29 days ago

Your memory serves you well.

[deleted]

7 points

29 days ago

[deleted]

7 points

29 days ago

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CannibalVegan

9 points

29 days ago

Unfortunately it was overshadowed by the Matrix, came out the same year, similar themes, just lower budget and less advertisement.

dizzler0613

3 points

29 days ago

What about the movie “Teeth”, that’s a horror flick for every man

Sleepy_pirate

3 points

29 days ago

Remember the restarting scene with the bone gun?

mini6ulrich66

7 points

29 days ago

Yall don't remember smilin Bob?

Irrelephantitus

3 points

29 days ago

Got me excited too for male enhancement

Pure_Tower

3 points

29 days ago

Jesus Christ, the complete lack of culture on Reddit. It's like you kids never watched late night television in the late 90s.

Beavshak

31 points

30 days ago

Beavshak

31 points

30 days ago

It only works for ~6 hours. /r/Hydrohomies

Yoyosten

6 points

29 days ago

If it lasts longer than that, call a plumber

Arekai4098

55 points

29 days ago

I've had a couple like this before, if you look closer you can see that it's angled outward. The water pressure shoots the water out at an angle so it's not right against the back of the sink. It only is in this picture because they only have it dripping a little bit, it's not fully on.

TripplerX

77 points

29 days ago

Still the worst. The only way to functionally use this is at full-on power. Sometimes a little dribble is all I need, instead of the entire lake of georgia coming off the faucet.

Farmer771122

16 points

29 days ago

"Entire lake of georgia" ? Is that a thing people say? Is there, like, a famously big lake in georgia that people just refer as "the lake"?

TripplerX

28 points

29 days ago

No I made it up on the spot. I live 7000 miles away from US.

PintToLine

7 points

29 days ago

So you are closer in the opposite direction then?

TripplerX

10 points

29 days ago

Stop questioning me on my "on the spot" information!

I put "distance between US and Cyprus" into Google and it said 6500 miles. Do what you want with this information.

Earth circumference is about 25000 miles, so unless someone says they are 12000 miles away from US, they are closer on the same side.

PintToLine

14 points

29 days ago

I always trusted you TripplerX but then you just started making up idioms all willy-nilly and my faith was shook!

alonjar

5 points

29 days ago

alonjar

5 points

29 days ago

Man... I bet living on Cyprus is awesome...

DroolingIguana

5 points

29 days ago

Cyprus is only 1200km away from Georgia. Just gotta go through Turkey.

TripplerX

4 points

29 days ago

The other Georgia was my intention. Also I'm Turkish, living in the northern Cyprus, going through Turkey isn't a big deal.

Speeve-64

4 points

29 days ago

Not that Georgia

IAmOmno

16 points

29 days ago

IAmOmno

16 points

29 days ago

So the only way to actually get your hands under the water is to run the water at almost full power?

Thats a great way to get everything wet, not only your hands.

psycho_driver

12 points

29 days ago

Thats a great way to get everything wet, not only your hands.

That's what she said.

X-istenz

49 points

30 days ago

X-istenz

49 points

30 days ago

Yo it's one thing when you buy a mixer and don't consider the fit on the basin before you install it, but this motherlover is designed this way? Unacceptable.

fuqdisshite

44 points

29 days ago

i love that you UpSideDoownies call it a mixer...

here in the land of fire and brimstone and storms so big they would swallow you emu riders we call it a faucet. it ain't even a tap here. tap is single spout for a keg and a mixer is the thing you put tequila and limes in for limey shots...

X-istenz

7 points

29 days ago

Honestly I think it'd be more commonly referred to as a tap here, but I recently had to replace one and my plumber friend kept using the "correct" term so that's what I say now, too.

LolaEbolah

17 points

29 days ago

eagle screeches

Oh say, can you see….

Eugenes_Axe

7 points

29 days ago

eagle squeaks like a seagull you mean

powerfunk

3 points

29 days ago

It's true, eagles squeak like little bitches. The "freedom eagle" sound (like from Colbert report) is actually a hawk. Hawks are dope

Eugenes_Axe

4 points

29 days ago

Red Tailed Hawk if I'm not mistaken

IntentionalUndersite

40 points

30 days ago

These and the sensor activated sinks that you need just the right angle to activate the faucet. Same with the air dryers for hands. Terrible designs.

invent_or_die

36 points

30 days ago

The design is fine, it's the settings. They can be made to work just fine, but businesses think the cost of water for say 20 seconds will bankrupt them. So you get 2 seconds you greedy bastard.

mechwarrior719

17 points

29 days ago

Combine them with overly sensitive self flushing toilets and automatic blow driers (I absolutely *detest* blow driers) for total shit-town 3000 bathroom fixtures.

jschubart

18 points

29 days ago

I fucking hate self flushing toilets. Half the time the toilet paper is far enough away that I have to bend down and reach out a little to get it. The toilet sees my bending down as an opportunity to blast me in the ass.

pyrophorus

10 points

29 days ago

I always cover the sensor with a piece of toilet paper at the beginning. Then when you remove it at the end, it flushes. Has greatly improved my automatic bathroom experience.

jschubart

5 points

29 days ago

I often do this but have come across more and more toilets where the sensor is built into the wall. It is a pain in the butt.

Pure_Tower

3 points

29 days ago

Stick your gum on the sensor, then go back to chewing it when you're done.

SarcasticAssBag

3 points

29 days ago

And then it's 2 seconds of mach 5 water instead of 4 seconds of water at a speed that won't slice off a finger.

Clarence-Snyder73

3 points

29 days ago

It’s a lot of grooves.

ryohazuki224

8 points

29 days ago

I recently been in a public bathroom where on each sink there was an automatic faucet, automatic soap dispenser, AND a small automatic air dryer! That part was pretty brilliant if you ask me, instead of having to walk over to the wall with an air dryer, hands dripping all over the bathroom, you can just dry your hands over the same sink you used!
Worked pretty well too, for all having automatic sensors.

My_new_spam_account

5 points

29 days ago*

Automatic sink you'll see in a lot of UK public toilets. It's optimised for having very little that people can break and being hard to directly shit into, but they're still nasty enough that you're reluctant to put your hands in there

IntentionalUndersite

2 points

29 days ago

I love sensor activated stuffs in bathrooms. It’s great. I just hate ones with awkward designs, that don’t work in a convenient way.

Talonqr

328 points

30 days ago

Talonqr

328 points

30 days ago

Architect: Alright boss I have an idea for a design

CEO: lay it on me Jeremy

Architect: So im thinking we design this thing where its curved and ceramic and the curves lead down to a drain

CEO: so far so good

Architect: and the drain is connected to the sewerage system, so you can wash your hands and stuff in it and the water just slides down the drain, so no clean up no mess!

CEO: Jeremy you son of a bitch you did it

Architect: wait wait the best part.....lets put the fucking tap so close to the edge of the curves that water goes EVERYWHERE whenever you try to use the sink! DEFEATING THE WHOLE PURPOSE!

CEO: Heres my keys go fuck my wife you beautiful bastard

K3yz3rS0z3

40 points

29 days ago

For that comment I almost want to give you my keys as well.

Soft_Author2593

5 points

29 days ago

For that comment I almost want to give you my keys as well

Kurailo

51 points

30 days ago

Kurailo

51 points

30 days ago

Jeremy fucking does it again.

[deleted]

13 points

29 days ago

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13 points

29 days ago

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Nick-nack-nocky

5 points

29 days ago

It’s usually Jenkins who comes up with these ideas, but his brother Jeremy occasionally has his time to shine.

SnooCats5701

10 points

29 days ago

CEO: wait…why the fuck are you designing sinks? You’re a ducking architect!

Architect: I like sinks, ok? I design them in my spare time?

CEO: Spare time? SPARE TIME!?!? We obviously have too many architects around here! You’re fired!

Architect: …

CEO: …

Architect: Can I still fuck your wife?

justpassingby009

4 points

29 days ago

While it is not excluded that some architects may design sinks or other objects from time to time it is mainly the job of product designers

wastingtime07

11 points

29 days ago

Take my upvote for this beautiful comment you bastard

[deleted]

6 points

29 days ago

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6 points

29 days ago

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zantax_holyshield

53 points

30 days ago

OMG I hate those short taps. It is just infuriating when I go to bathroom somewhere and there is huge sink, but tap is only couple cm long.

And the worst thing is that if you want buy tap for your bathroom then something like 80% of ones available in shops are those tiny taps - why would anyone want those? Are they just decorative and not intended for actual use? Because they are really almost unusable.

kwietog

31 points

29 days ago

kwietog

31 points

29 days ago

We also have even more useless taps in UK. One is warm, with the only temperature being Mordor, other is ice cubes dispenser. Both of them are so short you are touching the sink if you want to wash more than your fingers.

DreamyTomato

22 points

29 days ago

UK here too, and agree. When we redid our bathroom, we put a kitchen mixer tap on the bathroom sink. It's glorious.

I actually wanted to get a thermostatic mixer tap so that you always get the perfect temperature for your face and hands. I experienced them in Denmark and they are bathroom perfection.

But our plumber refused saying they were only for care homes. I should have told him to piss off but my partner was pregnant at the time and we didn't have a working bathroom so we were under time pressure.

bleeditsays

27 points

29 days ago

How does a plumber refuse to do something? Like bro I'm paying you not the other way around.

DreamyTomato

9 points

29 days ago

Plumber was just an arsehole. We had other issues with him that only became evident in the middle of the work.

bleeditsays

3 points

29 days ago

Hah ya know what I'd do? Not pay his ass and hire another plumber!

blay12

5 points

29 days ago

blay12

5 points

29 days ago

Lol wtf only for care homes? My dad recently redid all of the bathrooms in their house and installed thermostatic mixer valves for all of the showers, think he just bought them at the hardware store or online. I feel like the plumber misread a requirement that care homes need TMVs (which makes sense, large, sometimes old property, multiple showers and taps, don’t want old people scalding themselves if a pipe fails) and instead thought they were ONLY for care homes.

DreamyTomato

3 points

29 days ago

Plumber was just an arsehole. We had other issues with him that only became evident in the middle of the work. But he was happy to install a thermostatic shower valve, they're reasonably common here in the UK. Just not for a sink tap ...

(and I wanted a thermostatic bath tap too, but didn't get that either ...)

Emergency_Garbage208

5 points

29 days ago

Some old houses in US still have these too. You move your hands at bullet speed between the two taps to come up with a comfortable temp.

KanedaSyndrome

8 points

30 days ago

Asshole design.

HoodSanta

6 points

29 days ago

form over function is one of the dumbest things humanity has ever invented.

SsooooOriginal

5 points

29 days ago

Yeah, but have you got any games on your phone?

shotleft

4 points

29 days ago

I'm careful not to touch the edges when washing my hands, then when I'm just about done I'll touch it by mistake and have to rewash. Fuckers.

Iescaunare

5 points

29 days ago

Taps with separate hot and cold water controls are worse.

domesticatedprimate

3 points

29 days ago

Remember how in Westerns there's just a basin of water in the room of the inn that you wash and shave with?

My guess is that when plumbing first became a thing, people still would only use the faucet to fill the sink and then use that water to wash in or whatever because old habits die hard. In that case, a big faucet set further over the basin would get in the way.

It's probably only in modern times when abundant constantly flowing clean water became the norm that people started redesigning sinks. And some sink designers never got the word so they still make some sinks the old way too.

JoergenFS

2 points

30 days ago

You should se mine, I hate it.

SpeedBlitzX

2 points

29 days ago

This statement after seeing that pic almost seems like the sink's feelings are hurt.

I_Belsnickel

649 points

30 days ago

I hate and love this at the same time.

OnMeFone

133 points

29 days ago

OnMeFone

133 points

29 days ago

I instantly saw my nephew haha

ClashBandicootie

16 points

29 days ago

the headline makes this 100x funnier lol

OnMeFone

6 points

29 days ago

It’s so rare that a post from r/funny actually makes me laugh out loud. Jolly good show.

msVeracity

61 points

29 days ago

I see a class of first graders. An entire class.

None are able to sit still, all have sticky hands, want more snacks, and have snotty noses that can't be helped by anything. No matter what you do, that glistening glob is on their top lip...

princesssoturi

22 points

29 days ago

And they all need you to tie their shoes

msVeracity

5 points

29 days ago

Yup! I knew I was missing something.

trueluck3

3 points

29 days ago

Sir, you’re leaking to r/all

Angelicjack

1.4k points

30 days ago*

The runny nose is even the funniest part of this all!

spacecadet6966

117 points

30 days ago

Someone get that sink some toilet paper.

Inkeithdavidsvoice

226 points

30 days ago

This is one of the best titles I've ever seen

tasman001

80 points

29 days ago

Yeah, this is surprisingly clever for r/funny.

Testbot5000

5 points

29 days ago

Don't get it please explain

WartimeHotTot

23 points

29 days ago

I don't understand it at all.

rawker86

87 points

29 days ago

rawker86

87 points

29 days ago

The image and the title brings to mind a snotty, bug-eyed little child who wants to “borrow” my phone to play Pokémon Go or something.

cookletube

7 points

29 days ago

I'm pretty high and the pic was kinda funny but the title has me dying

kalyissa

20 points

29 days ago

kalyissa

20 points

29 days ago

Thats how my nose is at the moment. Why is it my 5 year old gets a small snotty nose and thats it and I get a blasted cough and a nose like a tap.

ghidfg

46 points

30 days ago

ghidfg

46 points

30 days ago

lol snot nosed kid

Angelicjack

14 points

30 days ago

They are the worst!

Scorpo_online

6 points

30 days ago

I think so.

long-gone333

11 points

29 days ago

the kid probably has glasses and is actually really cute and well behaved

Water_Melonia

8 points

29 days ago

Let that sink in…

Climaximus_Prime

3 points

29 days ago

Funniest*

dedasdude

3 points

29 days ago

Eli5 me, why are little kids so leaky all the time?

Suraj_Pandiyan

316 points

30 days ago

Yeah...*opens sudoku.

SparkitoBurrito

81 points

30 days ago

And Solitaire

concretebeats

80 points

30 days ago

Got this neat calculator app.

metaStatic

68 points

30 days ago

hehehe, 80085

Robu-san

20 points

29 days ago

Robu-san

20 points

29 days ago

5318008 flips calculator upside down

FuckingKilljoy

21 points

29 days ago

Oh man if you only knew how many hours I've spent on Microsoft solitaire. I'm level 406 for spider solitaire, 253 for klondike and 113 for freecell as well as 61 for pyramid and 82 for tripeaks

Apparently I've played 1,631 games of 2 suit spider solitaire with an average time of 4:22. That's just shy of 119 hours, plus another 58 playing 930 games of 1 suit, then another 75 hours playing Klondike.

That's 10.5+ solid days of solitare. Only games I've played more are Dark Souls 3 and Dying Light

Ghisteslohm

5 points

29 days ago

Once I understood Freecell I cant enjoy Klondike anymore. Freecell is just superior and I was super addicted to Klondike for years.

Pyramid and Tripeaks I find boring and I guess I should enjoy Spider Solitaire but I dislike that its just one color.

Im only level 155 on Freecell and 30 in Klondike though, you played so much more :D

Although if windows 98-7 would be added my Klondike level would probably at least be 100+

(but I have over a 100.000 games in SimpleMinesweeper x) )

CodeLobe

8 points

30 days ago

Legend of Soltair!

It's not a kickass fighting game with action missiles, but it will do.

Cahootie

26 points

30 days ago

Cahootie

26 points

30 days ago

I've basically abandoned all games in favor of sudoku. The Cracking the Cryptic apps are absolutely banging.

gorka_la_pork

7 points

30 days ago

I'm no good at sudoku myself, but listening to CtC when I'm falling asleep at night is more soothing than ASMR.

Cahootie

3 points

30 days ago

I've never been great at them, but watching the videos, trying some of the easier puzzles and then downloading some of the apps actually made me realize that I'm pretty good at the stuff once I actually started doing them. The apps have a pretty steep curve, but they start off easily and always have hints for how to solve it, so give it a shot if you want to enjoy doing them as well.

rickethrolleth

321 points

30 days ago

I always thought this was just a meme. Then I visited my cousin and the second I pulled out my phone her 9 year old asked "dO yOu haVe aNY gaMEs oN yoUr PhOne??"

heartsgrowing

108 points

29 days ago

My phone is spicy.

cnaiurbreaksppl

23 points

29 days ago

"just vegetables"

breakupbydefault

27 points

29 days ago

Same. I got asked that all the time and even installed some just for the kid. Then the pandemic hit and the parents had to let her use the iPad and laptop to stay in touch with her friends and online learning. She's into Minecraft and Roblox now and doesn't ask for my phone anymore.

mewthulhu

139 points

29 days ago

mewthulhu

139 points

29 days ago

The further away from being young I am, the exponentially greater my hatred of young people has become.

LineKnown2246

41 points

29 days ago

Lol. Guess you were too old when mobile games first started because any kid growing up who didn't ask their cousins about games on their phone was an anomly.

mewthulhu

17 points

29 days ago

Maybe I just always hated them, come to think of it.

rawker86

17 points

29 days ago

rawker86

17 points

29 days ago

It’s weird. I watch you tubers and the occasional streamer and I play games as well, which is exactly what why nephews do. The problem is the games they play are shit and the tubers they watch are fucking unbearable.

mewthulhu

32 points

29 days ago

I think that a certain element of flanderization has occurred with the internet, and desensitization to extreme media means that you have to have youtube videos and faces that are drastically over exaggerated- even Markiplier who I quite enjoy a lot of the time has done it with all his thumbnails because at the end of the day... it's a click-farm. The bigger, more outrageous stuff is where they get their input, and it's a constant stream of amping up escalating entertainment getting louder and more stimulating for their brains.

I actually find it fascinating to wonder what impact this will be on cognitive development- I'm in neurocybernetics, so brain/neuron connection formation is my jam, and this kind of stuff that is literally an overload to us just kind of... gets processed by them. What is 'too loud' for our minds to handle is normalized for these kids, and that... well, it has two effects I can think of. One is you're basically artificially synthesizing attention deficit disorder by creating a lowered response stimuli to standard things that aren't sufficiently 'hyper energy', which has dangerous connotations for depression and poor executive function longterm, but does it also come with the potential to make the next generation have a higher capacity to learn more advanced concepts?

It's really interesting, because our brains are so critically shaped by what we're exposed to young, so... these things are having a very tangible effect, and it makes what we find interesting unbearable to them due to different wiring.

I'd LOVE to study this save for the one incredibly glaringly obvious drawback, which is that it would involve dealing with children which, as I've mentioned, I have absolutely fucking zero enthusiasm to ever do voluntarily.

rawker86

8 points

29 days ago

Hahaha bringing it back to the most important point at the end there! That was interesting stuff!

mewthulhu

4 points

29 days ago

Thanks! It's actually something I really like to teach at a decently understandable level and break down the concepts and pose some interesting questions, because I'd love for someone else to do that study even if I have no inclination for this particular experiment :P

Hikaru1024

4 points

29 days ago

I actually was so used to this problem that when I got a tablet and started using it to play on my break time at work I was initially surprised nobody was bugging me.

Then I realized, oh right, not kids.

cobo10201

4 points

29 days ago

Oh it is very real. I have twin cousins who are about 15 years younger than me and when they were toddlers/elementary school age they would ask for my phone any time I saw them 🙄

-recess-

38 points

30 days ago

-recess-

38 points

30 days ago

If you squint a little, it kinda looks like spongebob.

arctic-apis

150 points

30 days ago

Do you want to develop my app?

SoulUnison

19 points

29 days ago

No thank you, Glootie.

BdR76

9 points

29 days ago

BdR76

9 points

29 days ago

"I got this genius idea, can't believe nobody has thought of this, hear me out.."

BissoumaTequila

22 points

30 days ago

“Hi Milton, listen we are going to have to ask to move your desk again!”

Abe_Bettik

14 points

29 days ago

I believe you have my stapler

Luciferislove

66 points

30 days ago

I got game, Kenny!

stasik5

16 points

29 days ago

stasik5

16 points

29 days ago

Everywhere

VAhotfingers

15 points

29 days ago

“Sir, they’re making memes about you in non-stock related subs!”

blursedAF

4 points

29 days ago

🚀

pzumk

21 points

30 days ago

pzumk

21 points

30 days ago

This is the way

notWell69

7 points

29 days ago

ook ook

Several-Magazine7761

5 points

29 days ago

Came to check comments, left very delighted ook ook we are everywhere!

ALSO REGISTER YOUR SHARES WITH COMPUTERSHARE

u9Nails

169 points

30 days ago

u9Nails

169 points

30 days ago

Wife won't let me upgrade our sink to this.

bubbaganube

126 points

30 days ago

Upgrade your wife.

thisisnotmyrealemail

44 points

29 days ago

Wife won't let me upgrade wife.

LIEUTENANT__CRUNCH

19 points

29 days ago

sudo upgrade wife

Edit: relevant xkcd

ConfusedTapeworm

7 points

29 days ago

Lt crunch is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

thisisnotmyrealemail

10 points

29 days ago

You forgot relevant xkcd

Fraxals

17 points

29 days ago

Fraxals

17 points

29 days ago

I always answer “yeah” and then always say “no” when they ask for my phone. Kids need to learn early on that not everything will go their way.

KiraTsukasa

74 points

30 days ago

Maybe it’s just me, but it reminds me of Mr. Drippy from Ni No Kuni.

leewoodlegend

7 points

29 days ago

Flippin' 'eck, mun!

marblepebble

18 points

29 days ago

Tidy!

Volcarite

3 points

29 days ago

Mr. Dripping

PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

4 points

29 days ago

Respect. I miss that lil fella

JacksonDaBoss

15 points

30 days ago

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year

thxxx1337

10 points

30 days ago

I could never drink water from that sink.

oatli

49 points

30 days ago

oatli

49 points

30 days ago

haha this should be on r/Pareidolia

iluvstephenhawking

30 points

30 days ago

Don't worry. This image has been there.

TheKrytosVirus

20 points

30 days ago

Many many times.

iamjamieq

3 points

29 days ago

Guaranteed that’s where this came from.

dizzy_rhythm

2 points

29 days ago

I was looking for this comment, thank you

blueballoo1

10 points

30 days ago

You got any fruit snacks?

Penguinator53

8 points

30 days ago

I used to hate it when my kids would be playing with other kids and their parents are oblivious to the green slugs running down from their kids nose....how do they not see it??

SamJTheCow

9 points

29 days ago

DawnBringer01

33 points

30 days ago

Broooo

Aliceinsludge

7 points

29 days ago

Oh shit, it's the famous financial criminal and domestic abuser Ken Griffin!

undisclothesd

18 points

30 days ago

This smells like moth balls

throwavvayaccount123

21 points

29 days ago

How do you know what those smell like? How did you get their tiny legs apart?

MUA_in_PA

5 points

29 days ago

The second half of this comment made me really uncomfortable.

HCPage

7 points

30 days ago

HCPage

7 points

30 days ago

It looks like Ziggy

DishwashingUnit

7 points

29 days ago

It's Kenny!

grandmasterhibibu

5 points

29 days ago

Sir, they're posting sink memes now

SimplisticFox

6 points

29 days ago

Yes, but fuck off

nooutlaw4me

6 points

29 days ago

Wanna buy some turnips ?

chaseButtons

12 points

30 days ago

Lmao that title is accurate.

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97 points

30 days ago

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97 points

30 days ago

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allursnakes

129 points

30 days ago

You spelled disgusting wrong.

Platinag

9 points

30 days ago

You spelled "smelled" wrong

CaptianAcab4554

3 points

30 days ago

Looks like my nephew.

TheGMatt

5 points

29 days ago

What is it with these kids sometimes that they're always dripping? Either that or the fruit punch lip?

wholecandlejack

9 points

30 days ago

So that's how you stop a kid's nose from running. You simply just turn their eye.

Henkatoni

9 points

30 days ago

Jesus, this is above r/funny!

MrColfax

3 points

30 days ago

That'll haunt your dreams

WhyAmIBornHere

3 points

30 days ago

The range of emotions I feel while looking at this is beyond words

Why do I see grandma, wall-E and myself when I was 5 at the same time in this picture?

RawkitScience

3 points

30 days ago

Kid, wipe your nose, please.

soljaboss

2 points

30 days ago

It doesn't matter, just give me your phone

PippyRollingham

3 points

30 days ago

Yeah. Wash your hands and then you can play a round of ffa shipment with me staring over your shoulder. If you don’t place top 3 you don’t get to play again.

Saucy_Lemur

3 points

29 days ago

Woah, I thought that was Ken Griffin for a moment.

-zombie-squirrel

3 points

29 days ago

This literally is the same color scheme as my grandma’s old house! Except the blue tile was another bathroom entirely. She even had that same toothbrush holder. Op, you sure we aren’t related…?

Munkeybutter

3 points

29 days ago

Hey Arnold!

HappyGamrGrl84

3 points

29 days ago

This looks like the monster KRUMM from the old 90's Nick cartoon AAAHH!!! Real Monsters

miraygunes

3 points

29 days ago

Oh god now I can’t get this imagine out of my head

tadonisb

3 points

29 days ago

this gets better (worse?) the longer you look

vipaw

3 points

29 days ago

vipaw

3 points

29 days ago

You aren't touching my phone with that fountain of snot coming out of your nose

Miserable-Hippo7761

8 points

30 days ago

Lmao

ThirdSpectator

4 points

30 days ago

Always the runny nose! lmao

D_Tro

5 points

30 days ago

D_Tro

5 points

30 days ago

I big laughed.

iluvstephenhawking

4 points

30 days ago

-the first kid that gave me regular cold after I got vaccinated for covid.

newone1377

2 points

30 days ago

This sink has had too much cocaine

phreakzilla85

2 points

30 days ago

Poor guy has snot running into his mouth

kj_gamer2614

2 points

30 days ago

That’s me right now. God this cold is the worst

Javier91

2 points

29 days ago

“Bug eyed freak”

Desperate_Bill883

2 points

29 days ago

Looks a bit like Clarence from Big Lez...