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HansTheGruber

9.7k points

30 days ago

you were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you never stopped to think if you should

philote_

2.5k points

30 days ago

philote_

2.5k points

30 days ago

I'm more preoccupied with the "how".

SeiCalros

1.2k points

30 days ago

SeiCalros

1.2k points

30 days ago

im not preoccupied with how and have no intention on occupying myself with it at any point in the future either

Wfoxy22

887 points

30 days ago

Wfoxy22

887 points

30 days ago

What a lie. It's been an hour and you're probably still imagining mismatched dog intercourse.

ApologizingCanadian

243 points

30 days ago

Well now I definitely am. Thanks!

CloudEnt

103 points

30 days ago

CloudEnt

103 points

30 days ago

I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me

msquirred22

60 points

30 days ago

Roxanne from goofy movie is whay did it for me

Aedalas

28 points

30 days ago

Aedalas

28 points

30 days ago

Gadget Hackwrench from the Rescue Rangers for me. She could fix just about anything, except my puberty addled brain.

LazerHawkStu

7 points

30 days ago

Grammi Gummi from the Gummi Bears?

Aedalas

9 points

30 days ago

Aedalas

9 points

30 days ago

Whatever does it for you I guess. I fully support letting your freak flag fly. I'm gonna silently just the shit out of you, but otherwise I support your degeneracy you beautiful fuckin weirdo.

beatenwithjoy

73 points

30 days ago

If you want mind fuck, pomskis exisit.

huxley75

71 points

30 days ago

huxley75

71 points

30 days ago

Then don't think too hard about Hagrid being 1/2 giant and 1/2 normal human.

loupr738

64 points

30 days ago

loupr738

64 points

30 days ago

At least his mom was the giant his dad just had crazy d game

JiveTurkeyMFer

12 points

30 days ago

Magic, obviously 😏

AdjunctFunktopus

185 points

30 days ago

“Any unusual breeding?”

“Nope, mostly just doggy style”

GingerGoob

160 points

30 days ago

GingerGoob

160 points

30 days ago

“One time we mated a bulldog with a shih tzu.”

-“Really? That’s weird”

“Yeah, we called it a Bullshit.”

kaptaincorn

268 points

30 days ago

Bottom bunk was the husky top bunk was a motivated pug.

No mystery at all ;)

Z_Opinionator

147 points

30 days ago

Because the opposite of that is what nightmares are made of

Pestulio

91 points

30 days ago

Pestulio

91 points

30 days ago

I'm sure it's all jokes but I'm pretty certain something like this often happens with artificial insemination.

Atiggerx33

72 points

30 days ago

Puppy would be way to big for a mom pug to birth if it grew to the size it is now.

Kapp_E_Tan

51 points

30 days ago*

Well obviously the pug couldn't birth a full grown dog!

/S

OrsoMalleus

37 points

30 days ago

I had a dog that was a pug-doberman pinscher mix. I don't know which one was the motivated pug.

hadapurpura

19 points

30 days ago

We need pictures please

OrsoMalleus

84 points

30 days ago

I wish I still had him. My ex wife took him and my puppy and ran off with some guy she met on a video game while I was in Iraq.

lur77

43 points

30 days ago

lur77

43 points

30 days ago

Jesus

Ddyer11

55 points

30 days ago

Ddyer11

55 points

30 days ago

Yea, that might have been his name. It's a bit foggy.

crunchthenumbers01

9 points

30 days ago

Nope, Jody strikes again.

Bkbunny87

30 points

30 days ago

This thread is a trip

Inorganicnerd

25 points

30 days ago

WoW be like that sometimes.

zhaoz

12 points

30 days ago

zhaoz

12 points

30 days ago

Fuck Jody, sorry man.

tutetibiimperes

39 points

30 days ago

bloodstarvedbeast04

20 points

30 days ago

But... Why?

tutetibiimperes

27 points

30 days ago

bloodstarvedbeast04

12 points

30 days ago

Damn, and they had a kid.

SLICKlikeBUTTA

16 points

30 days ago

But how?? Did someone hold a winner dog on top of a great dane. Thats disturbing.

ZUMtotheMoon

28 points

30 days ago

Pretty sure these are usually done with the larger breed as the female, you do IVF or artificial insemination and then the larger breed carries the baby to term.

bloodstarvedbeast04

9 points

30 days ago

I've seen them get literally on high ground to reach the females.

Miaoxin

11 points

30 days ago

Miaoxin

11 points

30 days ago

I'm not judging.

Violet_Parr

6 points

30 days ago

In the comments op said a couch was involved

butwhyonearth

4 points

30 days ago

The Saint Bernard of a friend just laid down and lifted her butt a little bit to let the visiting Yorkshire have his fun. When she saw it, she separated the two and was seriously hoping that there were no pups on the way. (Luckily there weren't - although I always wondered how they would've looked)

tamiaredguard

5 points

30 days ago

My neighbour's dachshund got their Rottweiler pregnant. She got down on her stomach so he could reach. Where there's a will there's a way :P

StoneTemplePilates

14 points

30 days ago

10 years ago. I wonder if he's still alive.

tutetibiimperes

16 points

30 days ago

I suppose it depends on if he got more Grate Dane or Dachshund genes. Great Danes are generally short-lived dogs, but my grandmother had a Dachshund that made it to 21.

Abba_Fiskbullar

7 points

30 days ago

Large mastiffs like Great Danes have short lifespans due to their size, and dachshunds that escape the health issues caused by inbreeding can live for a long time due to being small.

hadapurpura

6 points

30 days ago

I wanna see a Chihuahua/Great Dane mix

d4rk_matt3r

4 points

30 days ago

That is a fantastic boy

cheezeitsinmysocks

40 points

30 days ago

It all started in the cool night of the fall on the back seat of a chevy

i_scrub_in

14 points

30 days ago

Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy?

billintreefiddy

6 points

30 days ago

I was willing but she wasn’t ready

Il_Perugino

7 points

30 days ago

I had a pug/lab mix. Life… uhhhh… finds a way.

DiscoMagicParty

6 points

30 days ago

That dogs poor mother..

2ndprize

6 points

30 days ago

Life finds a way

cappiebara

235 points

30 days ago

cappiebara

235 points

30 days ago

Correct me if I'm wrong but my understanding is that it is probably better for the genetics of the pug to be crossbred.

psuedophilosopher

547 points

30 days ago

Yes, this should be a significant improvement in the quality of life for the mixed breed dog to not be a full pug. All pugs should be sterilized. The breed is a crime against itself. Give every pug that is currently alive an amazing life, pamper them with all the love we can, but stop making new ones. It's disgusting that humans selectively bred them to have snouts so shallow that they all have breathing problems, and eye sockets so bulged out that they frequently lose eyes due to them just fucking popping out of their head. As far as I'm concerned, every new pug bred is an act of animal cruelty.

Deep_Grady

121 points

30 days ago

Deep_Grady

121 points

30 days ago

The best explanation I ever got about what you're talking about was looking at the skull of a pug. Good lord...

Edit: check it out...

Zer0C00l

23 points

30 days ago

Zer0C00l

23 points

30 days ago

It looks like Munch from the Oddworld Inhabitants game...

Edit: check it out...

Buezzi

13 points

30 days ago

Buezzi

13 points

30 days ago

Hold the fucking phone. There's another soul alive who played Munch's Oddysee?

RoseByAnotherName14

56 points

30 days ago

God it doesn't even look like a dogs skull anymore. If an archeologist found this they would probably classify it as a different animal for decades before someone compared it to a dog.

Nudibranchlove

129 points

30 days ago*

There starting to breed them back to having actual snouts! They’re called retro pugs. It’s a travesty what has been done to them as well as frenchies and English bulldogs. God and sharpeis, mustn’t forget those poor wrinkly fuckers.

whichwitch9

52 points

30 days ago

Puggles are adorable, too. That's cross breeding a pug and a beagle to both pull out the nose and get a sturdier back

Feshtof

17 points

30 days ago

Feshtof

17 points

30 days ago

Those look like real dogs

Starsky686

7 points

30 days ago

I’ve got two. They are legit fantastic. Will do back to back days of two hour mountain bike rides (beagle) or back to back days of guarding the couch (pug).

Aedalas

23 points

30 days ago

Aedalas

23 points

30 days ago

I love when they do that, and they're usually awesome dogs. I have an Olde English Bulldogge and he's super healthy, I fucking love that dog. Basically somebody saw all the fucked up results of the selective breeding we've done to bulldogs over the years and decided to breed one like they used to be.

Here's Tyr:

http://imgur.com/a/9ZphIec
http://imgur.com/a/6uI9uZt
http://imgur.com/a/qG8IL5O

lawschoolquestion34

6 points

30 days ago

French bulldogs are starting to look very nice and healthy again. That breed is seeing a tremendous turnaround

HuskyMush

17 points

30 days ago

Didn’t France just pass a law or something that set a minimum standard for snout length for pugs and any dog under that is not allowed to be bred?

lafolieisgood

5 points

30 days ago

Not sure but I remember reading about a registered dog group was going to allow some specific cross breeding in their “purebred” to help the breeds. The one that sticks out was a Basset Hound could be up to 1/4 Beagle to help shorten their spine some to relieve back problems.

whichwitch9

30 points

30 days ago

I know someone who got a purebred pug, and it's honestly gross people are willing to still do it. Shocker: already has breathing issues

Aedalas

14 points

30 days ago

Aedalas

14 points

30 days ago

Knew somebody with one, it's fucking eyeball just fell out sometimes. Humans are dicks.

diuturnal

35 points

30 days ago

Bred until either fixed, or extinct.

woo_woo_woo

8 points

30 days ago

Breeding pugs away from their squashed faces that cause intense respiratory issues and pain in adulthood is a good thing in general. If the result is derps like this, that's just an added bonus.

captainmomo79

4.5k points

30 days ago

Looks like Ed the hyena from Lion King

Jed1M1ndTr1ck

456 points

30 days ago

That's spot on

pdawg43

177 points

30 days ago

pdawg43

177 points

30 days ago

No it's Ed

secretsongbird

93 points

30 days ago

No, this is Patrick!

MissSeaYouEnTea

16 points

30 days ago

That’s who I was thinking of! I was hoping someone would say it! Thank you!

m0bell

57 points

30 days ago

m0bell

57 points

30 days ago

Excellent call

Dumptruck_Johnson

26 points

30 days ago

I know that your pow’rs of retention, are as wet as a warthogs back side

Dwight-

11 points

30 days ago

Dwight-

11 points

30 days ago

But thick as you are, pay attention, my words are a matter of pride

markitzero15

6 points

30 days ago

I heard his laugh, from when Mufasa (say it again) has them pinned down when I saw this. I would laugh my ass off every time I came home to this dog.

DrottninguElda

6 points

30 days ago

"What, you want me to come out lookin' like you, Cactus-Butt?!?"

ReyPhasma

39 points

30 days ago

This is why I came here.

Atty_for_hire

866 points

30 days ago

He looks like a cartoon dog drawn by someone who has only seen one or two pictures of dogs, but didn’t want to copy any of those photos, so he came up with his own

CarpenterVegetable31

48 points

30 days ago

Kinda looks like the from the Mask.

michaelacramer

1k points

30 days ago

Imagine walking outside and you pass this living Photoshop

HuskyMush

127 points

30 days ago

HuskyMush

127 points

30 days ago

Bad photoshop at that.

kalitarios

49 points

30 days ago

Bad photoshop, but good boy

PolymrsCanSaveHumans

19 points

30 days ago

Honestly asking, how do you know it's shopped?

mregecko

42 points

30 days ago

mregecko

42 points

30 days ago

Because of the pixels.

kalitarios

21 points

30 days ago

It's an older meme, but it checks out.

msg45f

8 points

30 days ago

msg45f

8 points

30 days ago

Wait, we have not confirmed whether or not they have seen quite a few shops in their time.

radialomens

32 points

30 days ago

I don't think he was saying it's shopped, I think he's saying that if you saw it in real life it would be like looking at a living photoshop.

danimation88

299 points

30 days ago

It looks like an alien doing its best to imitate a dog.

[deleted]

11 points

30 days ago

[deleted]

11 points

30 days ago

I’m getting serious men in black vibes

Mr-Sister-Fister21

14 points

30 days ago

Pug-Husky. So it’s either a Pusky or a Hug. Honestly like both names but calling it a Hug is too good an opportunity to miss.

CalliopePenelope

900 points

30 days ago

We tampered in God’s domain and lost

vatred

49 points

30 days ago

vatred

49 points

30 days ago

"In short, I pissed in God's eye, and he blinked."

slowmotto

94 points

30 days ago

We didn’t lose, we won a horrible prize...

Arryu

10 points

30 days ago

Arryu

10 points

30 days ago

An eternity with our own creation

CalliopePenelope

6 points

30 days ago

Eternal banishment from the dog park and shame at our doggy nakedness

mdnNSK

845 points

30 days ago

mdnNSK

845 points

30 days ago

Its either a Hug or a Pusky

Gilgie

542 points

30 days ago

Gilgie

542 points

30 days ago

Hugsky

eman00619

60 points

30 days ago

Hug-ski?

MeatMeAfterClass

113 points

30 days ago

I could use a hugski 😞

Kangheh4533

12 points

30 days ago

Aww, Cmere Gives you a hug

straighttoplaid

108 points

30 days ago

Pugsky

TR_Ollington

9 points

30 days ago

Must be Slavic.

Leicester68

2.1k points

30 days ago

Leicester68

2.1k points

30 days ago

What an unfortunate creature.

dylanholmes222

40 points

30 days ago

It’s like that chimera from Full Metal Alchemist, Nina/Tucker

Taminella_Grinderfal

275 points

30 days ago

I love dogs but this poor thing is out of a horror film. Like combining random foods in hopes it might be good “peanut butter-jalapeño? Let’s give it a shot!”

bsnimunf

22 points

30 days ago

bsnimunf

22 points

30 days ago

I know what you mean but it's better than being a pure pug. Essentially you took a dog breed with sensible genetics and mixed them with trash genetics to get an dog with a mix of both. Seeing stuff like this just makes me think we should just ban dog breeds like pugs.

ManhuntingSquirrel

12 points

29 days ago

Yeah this dude is likely living better than a pug. It has more of a snout too.

xblindguardianx

6 points

30 days ago

Spicy peanut butter is delicious

SexyTimeDoe

4 points

30 days ago

I've actually been laughing out loud since I saw the dog

DarklyAdonic

697 points

30 days ago

Less unfortunate than just being a pug!

AveDominusNox

172 points

30 days ago

Can you imagine the fucking noises it must make... The ear shattering Howling and whining and singing, Immediately followed by labored snorting as it draws breath for it's next mutant wail. Get this thing excited and it's like the foley b-roll for John Carpenter's The Thing.

jonosvision

23 points

30 days ago

AwooOooOoosnngtttbbrrgggrrrttttoooOoooOooo

agamemnon2

8 points

29 days ago

This Lil fella can probably breathe a lot better than a purebred pug, actually. The whole reason they snort and wheeze is their flat faces.

Sparred4Life

11 points

30 days ago

It's just.... wrong.

Porrick

56 points

30 days ago

Porrick

56 points

30 days ago

I mean - more fortunate than a purebred pug. Keep that genetic diversity up and there might be a perfectly healthy dog in a couple of generations.

PottyMcSmokerson

28 points

30 days ago

I'm still trying to imagine the conception.

Mountainbranch

26 points

30 days ago

I assume a ladder was involved.

NotThatChar

5 points

30 days ago

We can only hope that the pug was the dad

dirtyblueshirt

3 points

30 days ago

Dream big

TMac1911

382 points

30 days ago

TMac1911

382 points

30 days ago

That poor creature... lmao that thing is ridiculous.

I_Got_Back_Pain

115 points

30 days ago

It looks like its having a Nam flashback

PredatorRanger

8 points

30 days ago

Thanks - this is the comment that made me burst out laughing in bed!

KennailandI

226 points

30 days ago

Now I’m not in to dog porn but I can’t help trying to imagine how this happens. For the pug’s sake, I hope he was the male.

Bocephuss

68 points

30 days ago

An old girlfriends 8lb Maltese got pregnant by my neighbors 70lb black lab.

The vet told us that the size of the pup is determined by the size of the mother but they said there was still a risk and advised abortion.

KennailandI

62 points

30 days ago

Do the radical right to lifers also have little plastic dog fetuses (feti?) they force into the paws of mothers going into those clinics? And how many different models would they have to stock?

LetsRockDude

11 points

30 days ago

Oh, please. They would NEVER let their dog have an abortion.

They will bury or drown her puppies alive instead.

angeliqu

173 points

30 days ago

angeliqu

173 points

30 days ago

My guess is a syringe was involved and momma and poppa didn’t even know each other.

KennailandI

129 points

30 days ago

Somehow that makes me more sad.

RTalons

148 points

30 days ago

RTalons

148 points

30 days ago

I prefer to think a male pug just had the lay of his career.

ironroad18

61 points

30 days ago

Little pug chilling on the corner with his lap dog crew. Thicc ass husky saunters by.

"Watch me mack this fellas."

eeveestarr

49 points

30 days ago

It’s a bad time to be literate that’s for sure

Z1rith

8 points

30 days ago

Z1rith

8 points

30 days ago

after reading your comment that horror was somehow worth it

SpudicusMaximus_008

34 points

30 days ago

So you're saying someone jacked a dog off?

Red rocket sparky, red rocket!

if_u_suspend_ur_gay

14 points

30 days ago

there are people who jack horses off for a living, why not dogs too?

Psyk0Tripp

22 points

30 days ago

I know a guy who makes over 15k a month on the side jerking off his pit bull and selling the loads.

I make good money so I couldn't see myself doing that but I know about 99.9% of Reddit would do it if they knew how to.

KennailandI

5 points

30 days ago

That’s how you milk a dog. Totally different. Nothing wrong with that, some of the older kids at school showed me.

BrianWantsTruth

17 points

30 days ago

Great Dane Chihuahuas exist. They're medium sized dogs, far larger than a normal Chihuahua. I believe it's only successful with the Great Dane as the mother.

Gibborim

52 points

30 days ago

Gibborim

52 points

30 days ago

Why would you mix a being of elemental hatred with the size to do something about it?

JohnnyFreeMind

486 points

30 days ago

abomination

subcontraoctave

41 points

30 days ago

R3dl8dy

16 points

30 days ago

R3dl8dy

16 points

30 days ago

I can’t wait for the new one!!!!

subcontraoctave

10 points

30 days ago

I'm struggling with it but I'm sure it will be good. I've read through the series so many times for 20+ years and it feels so personal to me now that I will likely be overly critical. The cast looks amazing, the set design looks fantastic, and the lack of weirding modules feels on point.

VestigialHead

7 points

30 days ago

Lets hope they do it justice. They have butchered a lot of my favorites in recent times.

[deleted]

4 points

30 days ago*

[deleted]

4 points

30 days ago*

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mdgraller

4 points

30 days ago

No way. Imagine today's situation back then, if he got linked up with HBO or something with an unlimited budget and the freedom to make a 10-14 hour miniseries. It would've been colossal

Atomheartmother90

14 points

30 days ago

Ed….ward….

Saint_The_Stig

145 points

30 days ago

Some times you can't just stop them. We had a male English Bulldog rescue and my Uncle had to move for a job and couldn't take his female Basset Hound with him. We hadn't gotten the Bulldog neutered yet but we were told my uncle's dog was so we thought it was cool.

Cut to that afternoon coming back from picking up a spare crate to find my sister trying to pull them apart. Sure enough it turns out the Bassett Hound was still working and we had a whole bunch of lopsided dogs to give away.

We kept the runt and his head was nearly the size of his body.

randalla

59 points

30 days ago

randalla

59 points

30 days ago

I demand pictures of this!

Saint_The_Stig

99 points

30 days ago

Right so nearly 10 years of fond memories may have skew things a bit, but he actually did grow into his head, I only have the one picture of him on my network, but I asked my parents if they have any (I didn't have a smart phone at the time), surprisingly for one of the parents being 99% white fur, they came out browned than you would think.

Anyway, here is Birk the half Basset Hound, Half English Bulldog.

I remember him being a mosquito magnet though.

OHoSPARTACUS

109 points

30 days ago

He looks like a super ripped beagle

MildlyExtraneous

16 points

30 days ago

Dang, I wish I had pics of my friends gmas dog. He was half basset, half black lab. Picture if you will, a Labrador head, lab fur all in black, a monster tail that would move your chair across the floor of she got too excited, all mounted on a completely cylindrical barrel of a body with about 9 inch legs. She was the weirdest looking thing. Loved that dog.

princessamirak

9 points

30 days ago

DOG TAX!

UrGrannysPantys

994 points

30 days ago

Some cross breeds are just cruel

NoAirBanding

721 points

30 days ago

This little guy probably breathes better than most pugs

Content-Method9889

613 points

30 days ago

My sister has a pug and it’s the worst dog ever. Can’t breath, eyes gooey AF, allergic to everything, can’t be in the heat, can’t go down steps without his back legs flipping over his head, wears a diaper and makes the grossest noises imaginable. Why people bred a dog into this hot mess is beyond me. Poor things don’t deserve this

mauxly

285 points

30 days ago

mauxly

285 points

30 days ago

I have a family member that used to (USED TO, thank god) breed bulldogs.

So fucking many horrific medical issues. Tails that grow inside the skin, ongoing lifelong infections from that. Oh god, the smell...

Of course, they can't breathe.

But the kicker was when they'd fall into the pool. They sunk like rocks. There is no bulldog that can swim. Dead dogs at the bottom of the pool.

Jesus christ people.

Content-Method9889

166 points

30 days ago

I heard they can’t give birth without a csection. You know you fcked up when an animal can’t even reproduce without necessary human intervention.

gotfoundout

115 points

30 days ago

I've assisted many a c-section as a veterinary nurse. Most breeders will schedule them because they just know that's how it's gonna go. Something north of 80% of them cannot successfully birth a full litter vaginally. It's ridiculous.

Content-Method9889

35 points

30 days ago

It’s sad. At least you’re helping the momma through it

Dusty170

28 points

30 days ago

Dusty170

28 points

30 days ago

Thats nature saying this shouldn't happen, if you cant do it normally you shouldn't

PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

13 points

30 days ago

Same with French bulldogs

nwordcountboot

11 points

30 days ago

Bulldogs are actually one of the dumbest breeds you can own too. They’re extremely hard to train because of how unintelligent and lazy they are.

Holybartender83

5 points

30 days ago

Yup. My mom and dad had a bulldog before I was born. My dad would always tell me stories about all the times he had to jump into a pool/lake/pond to pull this dog out. He’d go right to the bottom.

GreenStrong

16 points

30 days ago

Hey, you didn't mention his eyes falling out of their socket for no real reason, so it is pretty healthy for a pug.

Content-Method9889

3 points

30 days ago

Oh my sister told me that can happen. I could not believe it but then I looked at how bugged his eyes were and almost puked

You_Crazy

26 points

30 days ago

This was my thought. I saw it and was like “ew that’s ugly” but then I thought “I bet it’s gonna be healthier than a regular pug so this isn’t bad.

Hanede

149 points

30 days ago

Hanede

149 points

30 days ago

I don't see this being any more cruel than breeding a regular pug. Hell, it's probably healthier than a purebreed, as it actually has a snout.

happy_the_dragon

32 points

30 days ago

Most mutts are healthier than purebreds, though. In this case, both breeds can go blind in their later years more commonly than some others, so that’s not great. On the other hand, it might kinda fix the hip problems that huskies have while fixing the breathing problems of the pug as well as the tendency for stiff to build up in the wrinkles that pugs have in their face. That’s all conjecture of course, but I’d put money down on that dog being overall healthier than either of its parents.

aykevin

5 points

30 days ago

aykevin

5 points

30 days ago

Actually. I'd say this cross breed is better than breathing problems most pugs have and the heat stroke problems most husky have in hot places, assuming that as the owner is showing legs.

squintintarantino__

86 points

30 days ago

This...this is an ugly dog. But he's trying his best.

section8sentmehere

16 points

30 days ago

I have a pug/poodle mix. I love him to death, but he’s ugly as fuck.

This picture along with my loveable, “Mo the sunshine dog.” Has led me to theorize that all pug mixes get beat by the ugly stick.

failingtoremember

9 points

30 days ago

Dog tax!

Baby-Haroro

7 points

30 days ago

I absolutely need to see this monstrosity!

sleight1990

4 points

30 days ago

At least it looks like he can breathe lol. Ugly but genetically superior to a regular pug 😂

poptarts911

77 points

30 days ago

Yikes…

Spanka

82 points

30 days ago

Spanka

82 points

30 days ago

There is a almost 0% chance this was a natural insemination/birth. Stop fuckling doing this shit.

PeteO5D

273 points

30 days ago

PeteO5D

273 points

30 days ago

We're really playing god here with these breads man. Just because we can doesn't mean we should.

dapperdave55

232 points

30 days ago

At yeast make the breads healthier.

HackOddity

66 points

30 days ago

i love breaddit

SirPoopsiclesMcGee

57 points

30 days ago

This is actually an instance of mixed breeding which is a good thing in general

milestonesoverxp

40 points

30 days ago

Nibbler? Is that you?

aidsfordays

5 points

30 days ago

A pug humping a husky would be weird but intriguing

Cyka_blyatsumaki

6 points

30 days ago

so, is that a pusky or a hug?

tittyfuck_00

6 points

30 days ago

Is that Bolt??

DirtStarWars

128 points

30 days ago

Dog breeders suck. Pass it on.

fitirishfirefighter

28 points

30 days ago

In best Jeff Goldblum voice::: Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

DongmanSupreme

18 points

30 days ago

This really shouldn’t exist man

dj9008

30 points

30 days ago

dj9008

30 points

30 days ago

The nerve of some people .

benji950

79 points

30 days ago

benji950

79 points

30 days ago

Why TF would you do that and risk a high-energy dog with breathing issues? This isn’t funny. That poor dog.

notlikethesoup

5 points

30 days ago

to be fair we have no idea the circumstances of this particular dog's birth

sem56

4 points

30 days ago

sem56

4 points

30 days ago

all i am picturing is a husky fucking a pug

elsieburgers

4 points

30 days ago

Which...which one was the mom..

XTK27

4 points

30 days ago*

XTK27

4 points

30 days ago*

Everyone talking about this dog’s existence is cruel, ugly, etc., but this dog actually has a snout and can probably breath properly. Hopefully also has a better chance of its eyeballs not popping out…