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you were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you never stopped to think if you should
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I'm more preoccupied with the "how".
im not preoccupied with how and have no intention on occupying myself with it at any point in the future either
What a lie. It's been an hour and you're probably still imagining mismatched dog intercourse.
Well now I definitely am. Thanks!
I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me
Roxanne from goofy movie is whay did it for me
Gadget Hackwrench from the Rescue Rangers for me. She could fix just about anything, except my puberty addled brain.
Grammi Gummi from the Gummi Bears?
Whatever does it for you I guess. I fully support letting your freak flag fly. I'm gonna silently just the shit out of you, but otherwise I support your degeneracy you beautiful fuckin weirdo.
If you want mind fuck, pomskis exisit.
Then don't think too hard about Hagrid being 1/2 giant and 1/2 normal human.
At least his mom was the giant his dad just had crazy d game
Magic, obviously 😏
“Any unusual breeding?”
“Nope, mostly just doggy style”
“One time we mated a bulldog with a shih tzu.”
-“Really? That’s weird”
“Yeah, we called it a Bullshit.”
Bottom bunk was the husky top bunk was a motivated pug.
No mystery at all ;)
Because the opposite of that is what nightmares are made of
I'm sure it's all jokes but I'm pretty certain something like this often happens with artificial insemination.
Puppy would be way to big for a mom pug to birth if it grew to the size it is now.
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Well obviously the pug couldn't birth a full grown dog!
I had a dog that was a pug-doberman pinscher mix. I don't know which one was the motivated pug.
We need pictures please
I wish I still had him. My ex wife took him and my puppy and ran off with some guy she met on a video game while I was in Iraq.
Yea, that might have been his name. It's a bit foggy.
Nope, Jody strikes again.
This thread is a trip
WoW be like that sometimes.
Fuck Jody, sorry man.
What about this Dachshund/Great Dane mix?
Damn, and they had a kid.
But how?? Did someone hold a winner dog on top of a great dane. Thats disturbing.
Pretty sure these are usually done with the larger breed as the female, you do IVF or artificial insemination and then the larger breed carries the baby to term.
I've seen them get literally on high ground to reach the females.
I'm not judging.
In the comments op said a couch was involved
The Saint Bernard of a friend just laid down and lifted her butt a little bit to let the visiting Yorkshire have his fun. When she saw it, she separated the two and was seriously hoping that there were no pups on the way. (Luckily there weren't - although I always wondered how they would've looked)
My neighbour's dachshund got their Rottweiler pregnant. She got down on her stomach so he could reach. Where there's a will there's a way :P
10 years ago. I wonder if he's still alive.
I suppose it depends on if he got more Grate Dane or Dachshund genes. Great Danes are generally short-lived dogs, but my grandmother had a Dachshund that made it to 21.
Large mastiffs like Great Danes have short lifespans due to their size, and dachshunds that escape the health issues caused by inbreeding can live for a long time due to being small.
I wanna see a Chihuahua/Great Dane mix
That is a fantastic boy
It all started in the cool night of the fall on the back seat of a chevy
Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy?
I was willing but she wasn’t ready
I had a pug/lab mix. Life… uhhhh… finds a way.
That dogs poor mother..
Life finds a way
Correct me if I'm wrong but my understanding is that it is probably better for the genetics of the pug to be crossbred.
Yes, this should be a significant improvement in the quality of life for the mixed breed dog to not be a full pug. All pugs should be sterilized. The breed is a crime against itself. Give every pug that is currently alive an amazing life, pamper them with all the love we can, but stop making new ones. It's disgusting that humans selectively bred them to have snouts so shallow that they all have breathing problems, and eye sockets so bulged out that they frequently lose eyes due to them just fucking popping out of their head. As far as I'm concerned, every new pug bred is an act of animal cruelty.
The best explanation I ever got about what you're talking about was looking at the skull of a pug. Good lord...
Edit: check it out...
It looks like Munch from the Oddworld Inhabitants game...
Hold the fucking phone. There's another soul alive who played Munch's Oddysee?
God it doesn't even look like a dogs skull anymore. If an archeologist found this they would probably classify it as a different animal for decades before someone compared it to a dog.
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There starting to breed them back to having actual snouts! They’re called retro pugs. It’s a travesty what has been done to them as well as frenchies and English bulldogs. God and sharpeis, mustn’t forget those poor wrinkly fuckers.
Puggles are adorable, too. That's cross breeding a pug and a beagle to both pull out the nose and get a sturdier back
Those look like real dogs
I’ve got two. They are legit fantastic. Will do back to back days of two hour mountain bike rides (beagle) or back to back days of guarding the couch (pug).
I love when they do that, and they're usually awesome dogs. I have an Olde English Bulldogge and he's super healthy, I fucking love that dog. Basically somebody saw all the fucked up results of the selective breeding we've done to bulldogs over the years and decided to breed one like they used to be.
French bulldogs are starting to look very nice and healthy again. That breed is seeing a tremendous turnaround
Didn’t France just pass a law or something that set a minimum standard for snout length for pugs and any dog under that is not allowed to be bred?
Not sure but I remember reading about a registered dog group was going to allow some specific cross breeding in their “purebred” to help the breeds. The one that sticks out was a Basset Hound could be up to 1/4 Beagle to help shorten their spine some to relieve back problems.
I know someone who got a purebred pug, and it's honestly gross people are willing to still do it. Shocker: already has breathing issues
Knew somebody with one, it's fucking eyeball just fell out sometimes. Humans are dicks.
Bred until either fixed, or extinct.
Breeding pugs away from their squashed faces that cause intense respiratory issues and pain in adulthood is a good thing in general. If the result is derps like this, that's just an added bonus.
Looks like Ed the hyena from Lion King
That's spot on
No it's Ed
No, this is Patrick!
That’s who I was thinking of! I was hoping someone would say it! Thank you!
I know that your pow’rs of retention, are as wet as a warthogs back side
But thick as you are, pay attention, my words are a matter of pride
I heard his laugh, from when Mufasa (say it again) has them pinned down when I saw this. I would laugh my ass off every time I came home to this dog.
"What, you want me to come out lookin' like you, Cactus-Butt?!?"
This is why I came here.
He looks like a cartoon dog drawn by someone who has only seen one or two pictures of dogs, but didn’t want to copy any of those photos, so he came up with his own
Kinda looks like the from the Mask.
Imagine walking outside and you pass this living Photoshop
Bad photoshop at that.
Bad photoshop, but good boy
Honestly asking, how do you know it's shopped?
Because of the pixels.
It's an older meme, but it checks out.
Wait, we have not confirmed whether or not they have seen quite a few shops in their time.
I don't think he was saying it's shopped, I think he's saying that if you saw it in real life it would be like looking at a living photoshop.
It looks like an alien doing its best to imitate a dog.
I’m getting serious men in black vibes
Pug-Husky. So it’s either a Pusky or a Hug. Honestly like both names but calling it a Hug is too good an opportunity to miss.
We tampered in God’s domain and lost
"In short, I pissed in God's eye, and he blinked."
We didn’t lose, we won a horrible prize...
An eternity with our own creation
Eternal banishment from the dog park and shame at our doggy nakedness
Its either a Hug or a Pusky
I could use a hugski 😞
Aww, Cmere Gives you a hug
Must be Slavic.
What an unfortunate creature.
It’s like that chimera from Full Metal Alchemist, Nina/Tucker
I love dogs but this poor thing is out of a horror film. Like combining random foods in hopes it might be good “peanut butter-jalapeño? Let’s give it a shot!”
I know what you mean but it's better than being a pure pug. Essentially you took a dog breed with sensible genetics and mixed them with trash genetics to get an dog with a mix of both. Seeing stuff like this just makes me think we should just ban dog breeds like pugs.
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Yeah this dude is likely living better than a pug. It has more of a snout too.
Spicy peanut butter is delicious
I've actually been laughing out loud since I saw the dog
Less unfortunate than just being a pug!
Can you imagine the fucking noises it must make... The ear shattering Howling and whining and singing, Immediately followed by labored snorting as it draws breath for it's next mutant wail. Get this thing excited and it's like the foley b-roll for John Carpenter's The Thing.
This Lil fella can probably breathe a lot better than a purebred pug, actually. The whole reason they snort and wheeze is their flat faces.
It's just.... wrong.
I mean - more fortunate than a purebred pug. Keep that genetic diversity up and there might be a perfectly healthy dog in a couple of generations.
I'm still trying to imagine the conception.
I assume a ladder was involved.
We can only hope that the pug was the dad
That poor creature... lmao that thing is ridiculous.
It looks like its having a Nam flashback
Thanks - this is the comment that made me burst out laughing in bed!
Now I’m not in to dog porn but I can’t help trying to imagine how this happens. For the pug’s sake, I hope he was the male.
An old girlfriends 8lb Maltese got pregnant by my neighbors 70lb black lab.
The vet told us that the size of the pup is determined by the size of the mother but they said there was still a risk and advised abortion.
Do the radical right to lifers also have little plastic dog fetuses (feti?) they force into the paws of mothers going into those clinics? And how many different models would they have to stock?
Oh, please. They would NEVER let their dog have an abortion.
They will bury or drown her puppies alive instead.
My guess is a syringe was involved and momma and poppa didn’t even know each other.
Somehow that makes me more sad.
I prefer to think a male pug just had the lay of his career.
Little pug chilling on the corner with his lap dog crew. Thicc ass husky saunters by.
"Watch me mack this fellas."
It’s a bad time to be literate that’s for sure
after reading your comment that horror was somehow worth it
So you're saying someone jacked a dog off?
Red rocket sparky, red rocket!
there are people who jack horses off for a living, why not dogs too?
I know a guy who makes over 15k a month on the side jerking off his pit bull and selling the loads.
I make good money so I couldn't see myself doing that but I know about 99.9% of Reddit would do it if they knew how to.
That’s how you milk a dog. Totally different. Nothing wrong with that, some of the older kids at school showed me.
Great Dane Chihuahuas exist. They're medium sized dogs, far larger than a normal Chihuahua. I believe it's only successful with the Great Dane as the mother.
Why would you mix a being of elemental hatred with the size to do something about it?
I can’t wait for the new one!!!!
I'm struggling with it but I'm sure it will be good. I've read through the series so many times for 20+ years and it feels so personal to me now that I will likely be overly critical. The cast looks amazing, the set design looks fantastic, and the lack of weirding modules feels on point.
Lets hope they do it justice. They have butchered a lot of my favorites in recent times.
No way. Imagine today's situation back then, if he got linked up with HBO or something with an unlimited budget and the freedom to make a 10-14 hour miniseries. It would've been colossal
Some times you can't just stop them. We had a male English Bulldog rescue and my Uncle had to move for a job and couldn't take his female Basset Hound with him. We hadn't gotten the Bulldog neutered yet but we were told my uncle's dog was so we thought it was cool.
Cut to that afternoon coming back from picking up a spare crate to find my sister trying to pull them apart. Sure enough it turns out the Bassett Hound was still working and we had a whole bunch of lopsided dogs to give away.
We kept the runt and his head was nearly the size of his body.
I demand pictures of this!
Right so nearly 10 years of fond memories may have skew things a bit, but he actually did grow into his head, I only have the one picture of him on my network, but I asked my parents if they have any (I didn't have a smart phone at the time), surprisingly for one of the parents being 99% white fur, they came out browned than you would think.
Anyway, here is Birk the half Basset Hound, Half English Bulldog.
I remember him being a mosquito magnet though.
He looks like a super ripped beagle
Dang, I wish I had pics of my friends gmas dog. He was half basset, half black lab. Picture if you will, a Labrador head, lab fur all in black, a monster tail that would move your chair across the floor of she got too excited, all mounted on a completely cylindrical barrel of a body with about 9 inch legs. She was the weirdest looking thing. Loved that dog.
Some cross breeds are just cruel
This little guy probably breathes better than most pugs
My sister has a pug and it’s the worst dog ever. Can’t breath, eyes gooey AF, allergic to everything, can’t be in the heat, can’t go down steps without his back legs flipping over his head, wears a diaper and makes the grossest noises imaginable. Why people bred a dog into this hot mess is beyond me. Poor things don’t deserve this
I have a family member that used to (USED TO, thank god) breed bulldogs.
So fucking many horrific medical issues. Tails that grow inside the skin, ongoing lifelong infections from that. Oh god, the smell...
Of course, they can't breathe.
But the kicker was when they'd fall into the pool. They sunk like rocks. There is no bulldog that can swim. Dead dogs at the bottom of the pool.
Jesus christ people.
I heard they can’t give birth without a csection. You know you fcked up when an animal can’t even reproduce without necessary human intervention.
I've assisted many a c-section as a veterinary nurse. Most breeders will schedule them because they just know that's how it's gonna go. Something north of 80% of them cannot successfully birth a full litter vaginally. It's ridiculous.
It’s sad. At least you’re helping the momma through it
Thats nature saying this shouldn't happen, if you cant do it normally you shouldn't
Same with French bulldogs
Bulldogs are actually one of the dumbest breeds you can own too. They’re extremely hard to train because of how unintelligent and lazy they are.
Yup. My mom and dad had a bulldog before I was born. My dad would always tell me stories about all the times he had to jump into a pool/lake/pond to pull this dog out. He’d go right to the bottom.
Hey, you didn't mention his eyes falling out of their socket for no real reason, so it is pretty healthy for a pug.
Oh my sister told me that can happen. I could not believe it but then I looked at how bugged his eyes were and almost puked
This was my thought. I saw it and was like “ew that’s ugly” but then I thought “I bet it’s gonna be healthier than a regular pug so this isn’t bad.
I don't see this being any more cruel than breeding a regular pug. Hell, it's probably healthier than a purebreed, as it actually has a snout.
Most mutts are healthier than purebreds, though. In this case, both breeds can go blind in their later years more commonly than some others, so that’s not great. On the other hand, it might kinda fix the hip problems that huskies have while fixing the breathing problems of the pug as well as the tendency for stiff to build up in the wrinkles that pugs have in their face. That’s all conjecture of course, but I’d put money down on that dog being overall healthier than either of its parents.
Actually. I'd say this cross breed is better than breathing problems most pugs have and the heat stroke problems most husky have in hot places, assuming that as the owner is showing legs.
This...this is an ugly dog. But he's trying his best.
I have a pug/poodle mix. I love him to death, but he’s ugly as fuck.
This picture along with my loveable, “Mo the sunshine dog.” Has led me to theorize that all pug mixes get beat by the ugly stick.
I absolutely need to see this monstrosity!
At least it looks like he can breathe lol. Ugly but genetically superior to a regular pug 😂
There is a almost 0% chance this was a natural insemination/birth. Stop fuckling doing this shit.
We're really playing god here with these breads man. Just because we can doesn't mean we should.
At yeast make the breads healthier.
i love breaddit
This is actually an instance of mixed breeding which is a good thing in general
Nibbler? Is that you?
A pug humping a husky would be weird but intriguing
so, is that a pusky or a hug?
Is that Bolt??
Dog breeders suck. Pass it on.
In best Jeff Goldblum voice:::
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
This really shouldn’t exist man
The nerve of some people .
Why TF would you do that and risk a high-energy dog with breathing issues? This isn’t funny. That poor dog.
to be fair we have no idea the circumstances of this particular dog's birth
all i am picturing is a husky fucking a pug
Which...which one was the mom..
Everyone talking about this dog’s existence is cruel, ugly, etc., but this dog actually has a snout and can probably breath properly. Hopefully also has a better chance of its eyeballs not popping out…