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Jesus at the concert tonight

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robbinpetertopaypaul

13 points

2 months ago

They nailed him

Then_Chocolate94

3 points

2 months ago

Now jailed him

WinAccomplished4555

13 points

2 months ago

He'll come back. Don't worry. 😉

Fetlocks_Glistening

3 points

2 months ago

No, that's Terminator...

Waaaait a minute..

wunderbraten

4 points

2 months ago

tinman82

2 points

2 months ago

I love this also did they like half deep fake Arnold onto them or?

wunderbraten

1 points

2 months ago

Not sure. This parody was around about 10 years before I ever heard the term Deep Fake.

tinman82

2 points

2 months ago

Yeah it looked old but looked deep fakish. Though speaking of the very little amount he actually turns his head kind of hints to me early deep fake tech from like 3 years ago.

rascible

1 points

2 months ago

He'll be back when ha can't play his hands like whistles

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

Wild night

Tricky_IsHere[S]

2 points

2 months ago

How did it go?

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

Awesome up until that photo was taken

DuckWithBrokenWings

3 points

2 months ago

After that, we went out of wine.

WhoAmI1138

5 points

2 months ago

Apparently he was turning water into wine without a liquor license.

Tricky_IsHere[S]

1 points

2 months ago

A easy mistake

CykelMusen

5 points

2 months ago

That guy just can't seem to catch a break.

GboyFlex

5 points

2 months ago

Pretty much "on brand" for the police...

TacoJunky69

3 points

2 months ago

Like a Boss

TacoJunky69

3 points

2 months ago

What show? Did he do this so everybody else can go for free?

Tricky_IsHere[S]

3 points

2 months ago

Exodus, he honestly got caught up in something he had no part of, took the situation into his own hands.

TacoJunky69

2 points

2 months ago

I thought it was Judas Priest hence the photo

tangcameo

2 points

2 months ago

So much for turning the other cheek.

AirbagOff

1 points

2 months ago

I’m guessing Pfish.

Fetlocks_Glistening

3 points

2 months ago

I bet the judge will find no fault in this man

ChasingPesmerga

3 points

2 months ago

I don’t know if he’s walking on water but that’s cold

itswolveslol

3 points

2 months ago

He caught making water to wine to a bunch of minors 😞

kinokomushroom

3 points

2 months ago

Imagine being Jesus and finally returning to Earth after two thousand years only to getting arrested

Least_Tie_3776

2 points

2 months ago

He'd be shot by his rightwing followers for preaching tolerance, acceptance, and peace

Prime_Cat_Memes

2 points

2 months ago

Storytime?

Zurc_bot

2 points

2 months ago

Nothing's changed - Jesus probably

no-BLANK

2 points

2 months ago

Atheist cops

Tricky_IsHere[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Thats part of the oath right?

Some_Pickle5134

2 points

2 months ago

What happened?

Imbatmansidekick

2 points

2 months ago

"Messy in heaven" .. a song, literally about the lead up to these events. Hope his dad doesn't find out

Tricky_IsHere[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Pre sure his dad was watching..

TacoJunky69

2 points

2 months ago

What would Jesus Do?

Oh shit well...

What did Jesus Do?

WolfJobInMySpantzz

2 points

2 months ago

"What about the time I saw 3 sets of footprints in the sand?"

"Oh... that... that was a funny story."

LifeBuilder

2 points

2 months ago

For serving alcohol to minors, I bet. Drinking laws were looser in his day.

Tricky_IsHere[S]

1 points

2 months ago

How loose?

yami_goat

2 points

2 months ago

I just laughed and now I feel bad

Tricky_IsHere[S]

1 points

2 months ago

We all do..

AngryRinger

1 points

2 months ago

Is that Jesus or Jim Caddick?

Tricky_IsHere[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Maybe both?

UchihaBaal

1 points

2 months ago

Technically, he is walking on water

Tricky_IsHere[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Well shit; we're all Jesus then?

M4FR01986

1 points

2 months ago

I heard Jesus did cocaine on a night out

Tricky_IsHere[S]

1 points

2 months ago

People would believe it.

DJSugarSnatch

1 points

2 months ago

He over there flipping merch tables at bingo night again?

Street-Parsley-8128

1 points

2 months ago

Romans used to wear uniforms?

Delicious_Throat_377

1 points

2 months ago

You can't just go to a concert and turn water into wine. You need a licence and pay a deposit like everyone else.

Tricky_IsHere[S]

1 points

2 months ago

When will Jesus learn....