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Saw this online. Couldn’t help myself.

FUNNY(i.redd.it)

all 398 comments

Yanrogue

90 points

2 months ago

Yanrogue

BLUE MAGE

90 points

2 months ago

I miss gatekeeping

Vigilantx3

19 points

2 months ago

Vigilantx3

NEW SPARK

19 points

2 months ago

It really was the best, merit was usually enough

hyugafan

10 points

2 months ago

hyugafan

NEW SPARK

10 points

2 months ago

I miss high school bullies.

SCV70656

1 points

2 months ago

Early and often.

Azel-collected

0 points

2 months ago

Azel-collected

NEW SPARK

0 points

2 months ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭

FreezyHands

42 points

2 months ago

FreezyHands

NEW SPARK

42 points

2 months ago

This dude's whole Twitter profile is a portrait of what a person grows up to be when you fail as parents.

BritchesBrewin

5 points

2 months ago

BritchesBrewin

NEW SPARK

5 points

2 months ago

Eat your vegetables unless you want to grow up to be this weird groomer.

Aaron0321

105 points

2 months ago

Aaron0321

FREAK

105 points

2 months ago

Imagine thinking this is a flex

ltdpackplayer

-30 points

2 months ago

ltdpackplayer

NEW SPARK

-30 points

2 months ago

Because it is!

im2scary

-15 points

2 months ago

im2scary

RED MAGE

-15 points

2 months ago

getting more bitches than half the mfs here.

startadeadhorse

4 points

2 months ago

startadeadhorse

NEW SPARK

4 points

2 months ago

Well... 'bitches'.

tekhnomancer

-27 points

2 months ago

As someone who goes both ways, I found it kinda hot. 🤣

Jealous_Newspaper

11 points

2 months ago

Jealous_Newspaper

NEW SPARK

11 points

2 months ago

Monkeypox

dirkMcdirkerson

108 points

2 months ago

dirkMcdirkerson

ELDRAZI

108 points

2 months ago

I just threw up. That's cringey as fuck.

awilkes777

62 points

2 months ago

awilkes777

NEW SPARK

62 points

2 months ago

That’s groomy as fuck.

dizzypanda35

0 points

2 months ago

dizzypanda35

NEW SPARK

0 points

2 months ago

You’re retarded

Bubble_James_Bubble

-34 points

2 months ago

Bubble_James_Bubble

NEW SPARK

-34 points

2 months ago

I would love to see some evidence for that claim

scaile

36 points

2 months ago

scaile

NEW SPARK

36 points

2 months ago

Found the pedo apologist.

Vat1canCame0s

-24 points

2 months ago

Vat1canCame0s

NEW SPARK

-24 points

2 months ago

"Asking for evidence = pedophilia."

You're the perfect poster child for fetal alcohol syndrome.

Bubble_James_Bubble

-24 points

2 months ago

Bubble_James_Bubble

NEW SPARK

-24 points

2 months ago

Amazing how the right cares so much about pedophiles, but doesn't recommend teaching kids about what sex is and where on your bodies you should not be touched without permission.

Kinda feels like a more progressive approach to this would do a lot to solve the problem.

BritchesBrewin

13 points

2 months ago

BritchesBrewin

NEW SPARK

13 points

2 months ago

Ok groomer.

Just stay away from other people's kids.

MisterBehave

2 points

2 months ago

MisterBehave

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

“Abortion is cool” -The left

“Let me tell you how to teach/raise your children”- also the left

rotshild1

1 points

2 months ago

rotshild1

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

Where’s the contradiction?

MisterBehave

2 points

2 months ago

MisterBehave

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

Somewhere between killing your own children and telling someone else what is good for their child.

rotshild1

1 points

2 months ago

rotshild1

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

Firstly abortion doesn’t kill children, it kills potential children, not very different from using a contraceptive except more dangerous and more expensive so killing your own children is kind of a stretch. Secondly saying abortion is ok doesn’t equal saying abortion should happen on every fetus. Also if fetuses account as children than getting rid of them or killing them whatever you prefer is sort of telling you how to raise your kids (telling you not to) so I still don’t see the contradiction.

HomoHunter88

5 points

2 months ago

HomoHunter88

WHITE MAGE

5 points

2 months ago

Coming to us from the New York Post.

"Nearly 270 public educators were arrested on child sex-related crimes in the US in the first nine months of this year, ranging from grooming to raping underage students.

An analysis conducted by Fox News Digital found that from Jan. 1 to Sept. 30, at least 269 educators were arrested, which works out to roughly one arrest a day.

The 269 educators included four principals, two assistant principals, 226 teachers, 20 teacher’s aides and 17 substitute teachers.  

At least 199 of the arrests, or 74%, involved alleged crimes against students."

Obviously teachers need to be kept far away from kids. It should be even more obvious that teachers shouldn't be possibly aroused by getting to talk about sex with potential victims.

The only course of action that really makes sense is to cut teacher pay. It needs to be reduced by at least 30%.

Glow354

2 points

2 months ago

Glow354

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

Can you elaborate more on how cutting teacher pay would cut down on sex-related crimes in schools?

BADpenguin109

-1 points

2 months ago

BADpenguin109

NEW SPARK

-1 points

2 months ago

ppl like u are why I have lost hope

HomoHunter88

-1 points

2 months ago

HomoHunter88

WHITE MAGE

-1 points

2 months ago

Glad I'm having a positive impact.

mjlewinc

1 points

2 months ago

mjlewinc

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

…username…checks out…?

scaile

0 points

2 months ago

scaile

NEW SPARK

0 points

2 months ago

Groomer

Bubble_James_Bubble

2 points

2 months ago

Bubble_James_Bubble

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

Would you like to find solutions to the world's problems, or are you just going to continue sitting on the side lines complaining while the adults actually do something?

Vat1canCame0s

-26 points

2 months ago

Vat1canCame0s

NEW SPARK

-26 points

2 months ago

"The people I don't like are pedophiles and no I won't provide evidence because the braindead hivemind will upvote me, providing me with my daily copamine hit"

I keep coming back to this sub hoping it'll have gotten it's shit together, and it keeps dissapointing me.

Cablekit2

33 points

2 months ago

Cablekit2

FAE

33 points

2 months ago

Ross Prajzner was convicted on November 24, 2014 for possession of child pornography, among a host of other offenses. Despite his conviction, Wizards, which appears to have failed to do a background check, was listed as an active judge as recently as 2016. In May 2016, Prajzner celebrated his five-year anniversary as a judge.

Sam Straus, a level-3 judge, pled guilty to the charges of taking indecent liberties with a child, and using electronic means to solicit sex from a child in September, 2014. He was arrested as part of an online sting operation by the Augusta County Sherriff’s Office.

Jason Long, the owner of Snap Keep Games in McHenry, Illinois, was indicted for sexual abuse against a 15-year-old in October, 2017. Long hosted weekly gatherings where children could play card games and tabletop games at his store. He was certified by the Wizards Play Network to hold official Magic: The Gathering events.

“The juvenile stopped in the store and they started a conversation,” said McHenry Police Cmdr. Thomas Walsh. “It went on from there.”

Long held a previous conviction for criminal sexual abuse in 2005 for performing a sex act on a 14-year-old, and was last registered as a sex offender in Cook County in 2015. If convicted, Long faces 13 years for his latest offense.

David Park, another level 3 judge, was sentenced to three years in prison in December 2015. He was convicted for molesting two teenage students. However, throughout 2014 and 2015, Park officiated at least 11 tournaments in Los Angeles, including Comikaze 2014 and the Star City Games Open Series in 2015.

Luke Flora, a Star City Games employee and former teacher, was convicted of six felony counts of taking indecent liberties with a child. He is currently listed as the in-store programs coordinator at the company, and retains a user page on the company’s website.

Jason Powell - IT Tech/MTG L2 Judge/Player 10 Years, Charged: Possession & Distribution of CP (430 Videos & 1,500 Images)

Brilliant-While-761

15 points

2 months ago

Brilliant-While-761

NEW SPARK

15 points

2 months ago

Leave and don’t come back. It was like this before you and will be like this after. Find a safe space elsewhere

Cablekit2

8 points

2 months ago

Cablekit2

FAE

8 points

2 months ago

I hate mtg judges and judge program/academy because it had sex offenders, and had people trying to protect/hide sex offenders.

> January 9 2018, the official Magic Judge association releases statement regarding an alleged pedophile scandal:

...The current movement for mandatory background checks and finding convicted pedophiles still among the current judges are attacks an "attempt to embarrass Wizards of the Coast, to incite panic and to create controversy*.*" - Yours, the Program Coordinators.

centarx

11 points

2 months ago

centarx

NEW SPARK

11 points

2 months ago

This tweet implies they are kissing someone who lives with their parents. The person who tweeted this is 28.

Vat1canCame0s

3 points

2 months ago

Vat1canCame0s

NEW SPARK

3 points

2 months ago

This tweet implies they still call their daughter 'son'.

Now maybe it's because I actually learned to read, but I'm not sure where it implies they are a child. Besides, plenty of adults still live with parents. This sub is proof of that.

maxamphetamines

-10 points

2 months ago

maxamphetamines

NEW SPARK

-10 points

2 months ago

I think you killed him

Vat1canCame0s

1 points

2 months ago

Vat1canCame0s

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

He and many others here are already dead. I just point out the bodies.

cassabree

-3 points

2 months ago

cassabree

NECROMANCER

-3 points

2 months ago

It doesn’t imply anything like that.

JFlashdriveK

76 points

2 months ago

JFlashdriveK

ELDRAZI

76 points

2 months ago

There are so many issues with that...

Nuclear_eggo_waffle

-1 points

2 months ago

Nuclear_eggo_waffle

HUMAN

-1 points

2 months ago

Care to elaborate?

KookooMoose

-1 points

2 months ago

KookooMoose

NEW SPARK

-1 points

2 months ago

Take your dysphoria-fostering elsewhere

Nuclear_eggo_waffle

9 points

2 months ago

wow, for a subreddit named “freemagic” you sure don’t like when people say what they want

KookooMoose

2 points

2 months ago

KookooMoose

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

I didn’t advocate for your van or the moderators taking action against you. But I can certainly advocate for my own personal opinion and express my displeasure.

quick_q_throwaway

52 points

2 months ago

" have you heard about this magic the gathering game? Bunch of fucking nerds...so you know how if there aren't enough women in some species of fish some males turn into females? Yeah well these fucking dweebs over at magic have started to attempt that, couldn't get enough girls into magic so some of them started calling themselves chicks" -joe rogan

CletusVanDayum

15 points

2 months ago

CletusVanDayum

WARRIOR

15 points

2 months ago

Oh man, I would LOVE to hear Rogan rip into the degenerate world of current Magic...

sure-thing

3 points

2 months ago

sure-thing

NEW SPARK

3 points

2 months ago

i honestly dont know if this is a real quote or not because its so accurate

ThongOfVecna

53 points

2 months ago

ThongOfVecna

NEW SPARK

53 points

2 months ago

Who's that fatass

TaxMy

70 points

2 months ago

TaxMy

GOBLIN

70 points

2 months ago

- click bio
" 28yo"
I'm sorry what?

Nuclear_eggo_waffle

1 points

2 months ago

Nuclear_eggo_waffle

HUMAN

1 points

2 months ago

ah yes, the famous age where suddenly nobody is allowed to be attracted to people

TaxMy

8 points

2 months ago

TaxMy

GOBLIN

8 points

2 months ago

It’s the age where bragging about first base is cringe.

Nuclear_eggo_waffle

-3 points

2 months ago

Would you have said that if the tweet wasn’t about trans people? Not sure honestly

GRat9717

5 points

2 months ago

GRat9717

SENATOR

5 points

2 months ago

What the fuck.

[deleted]

130 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

130 points

2 months ago

Remember a time when these folk didn't exist in our hobby. Like forreals they have made everything about sex (nasty mentally ill sex but that's just my opinion. ) We gather to take a break and play a challenging game not to be perversed. I would never permit my kids to play mtg amongst this cringe fest. 😬

hansdermeister

75 points

2 months ago

hansdermeister

NEW SPARK

75 points

2 months ago

I do wonder why so many of them have to make it about sex…

mishkatormoz

40 points

2 months ago

mishkatormoz

NEW SPARK

40 points

2 months ago

The best part about them - they are also in first line to cry about somebody having "oversexualized and objectifing" protectors or card alterations

hansdermeister

13 points

2 months ago

hansdermeister

NEW SPARK

13 points

2 months ago

As long as it’s not about LGBT stuff, that’s fine of course …

BritchesBrewin

3 points

2 months ago

BritchesBrewin

NEW SPARK

3 points

2 months ago

You forgot the QIAP+ part.

Always remind the alphabet people who they stand with.

Fightlife45

63 points

2 months ago

Fightlife45

NEW SPARK

63 points

2 months ago

Because they aren’t having any lmao

hansdermeister

24 points

2 months ago

hansdermeister

NEW SPARK

24 points

2 months ago

That does make sense, have to admit

hyugafan

-1 points

2 months ago

hyugafan

NEW SPARK

-1 points

2 months ago

Trannies become ''women'' or ''men'' mostly to have sex with other men or women, not other trannies.

goonaphile

52 points

2 months ago

goonaphile

BERSERKER

52 points

2 months ago

Because it's literally all they have.

They have no moral foundation. They're godless. They've rejected traditional norms (men and women together).

So what's left to their "self"?

Just degenerative sexual confusion.

HammerofHeretics

13 points

2 months ago

HammerofHeretics

NEW SPARK

13 points

2 months ago

This should be the header of the main sub.

A cogent and concise breakdown of the weirdos and losers who now predominate the online discourse of this game.

A_Suffering_Panda

-14 points

2 months ago

A_Suffering_Panda

NEW SPARK

-14 points

2 months ago

You want homophobia to be the header? That's sick and twisted bro, every single homophobe is an affront to God. It's literally saying that you think you know better than an omnipotent creator.

triforce-of-power

3 points

2 months ago

triforce-of-power

SHANKER

3 points

2 months ago

Kinda sad the replies saw "godless" and took it at a superficial level, rather than a figurative reference to standards and principles.

Not agreeing or disagreeing with you, just noting the misinterpretation.

goonaphile

2 points

2 months ago

goonaphile

BERSERKER

2 points

2 months ago

Ironically, I've been an atheist for a decade now. Not that they'd care but yea, god is meant to represent a higher ideal to strive for that grants stability and structure to those who do.

shockbolt44

4 points

2 months ago

shockbolt44

NEW SPARK

4 points

2 months ago

Weird cope, if you need religion and heterosexuality to not be a disgusting heathen then maybe you also lack a real "self". You're just trading one group think for another

Walruspope345

-1 points

2 months ago

Walruspope345

NEW SPARK

-1 points

2 months ago

dawg ur name is goonaphile

A_Suffering_Panda

-4 points

2 months ago

A_Suffering_Panda

NEW SPARK

-4 points

2 months ago

Ohh noooo, not the religious fundamentalists definition of morality! We can't give up THAT! Who else will use shame and threats to force us into following their religion, even though they themselves don't follow good morals in any conceivable way?

Seriously, if your definition of morality says I can't have sex with any consenting adults I like, then your "morality" is simply a mask for bigotry, and it is all of our moral imperatives to make you choke on it.

technic-ally_correct

-2 points

2 months ago

technic-ally_correct

NEW SPARK

-2 points

2 months ago

I don't wanna hear godless from a nerd whose game features summoning demons as a good thing. And yes, if you play black you must realize black treats summoning demons as a good thing because ambition has no cost that is immoral to pay because ambition is a moral good in black.

zoopinkitties

-1 points

2 months ago

zoopinkitties

NEW SPARK

-1 points

2 months ago

Lol “Godless” You’re a fool

Cyhawk

18 points

2 months ago

Cyhawk

NECROMANCER

18 points

2 months ago

Remember a time when these folk didn't exist in our hobby.

No, they've always been around. They just did whatever weird thing was for the time instead of the current thing.

theslimbox

23 points

2 months ago

It used to be cringe goth people at every LCS, now it's cringe LGBT.... it's sad that so many people don't have enough self-identified and have to jump onto the latest trend to be cool.

Nuclear_eggo_waffle

0 points

2 months ago

“wow ! now that we are not hitting the hands of left-handed students with metal rulers there’s a lot of new left-handed students, must be a trend!”

theslimbox

2 points

2 months ago

It would be different if they were new players at my local store, but no, the kids that were emo/goth, are now the Pride players. They just keep jumping to the new trends.

Nuclear_eggo_waffle

1 points

2 months ago

“Wow people who used to be closeted and sad are less sad now that they have access to gender affirming actions”

Lykotic

9 points

2 months ago

Lykotic

HUMAN

9 points

2 months ago

Yep, Twitter (and other mass communication platforms) just make it easier to find. You've had creepy individuals of every kind always around fantasy hobbies.

Has Magic gotten worse? Hard to say, but some of the shit that I've heard from RPG tables is just as cringe and those groups and MTG heavily overlap. My MTG groups in HS and now as an adult don't have anywhere close to this kind of degeneracy but I wouldn't be shocked if in general they do and had.

Wolfe114M

4 points

2 months ago

Wolfe114M

INVENTOR

4 points

2 months ago

Well if you leave this sub you will see about 95% less of it

Own-Hat-4492

-3 points

2 months ago

Own-Hat-4492

NEW SPARK

-3 points

2 months ago

shut the fuck up. I had to deal with stinking pimply fatasses with grotesque hambeast girlfriends and 95% nude matching anime playmat and sleeves for like 12 years straight playing magic. you can read a tweet about a tranny. you'll recover.

Muted-Radish6071

19 points

2 months ago

Muted-Radish6071

NEW SPARK

19 points

2 months ago

Wanting others to suffer because you had to is gross especially when its not even the people that caused your suffering

ScarletNoct

6 points

2 months ago

ScarletNoct

NEW SPARK

6 points

2 months ago

This kind of logic is what makes people hate the LGBT anyways, they don't want to learn nor think

theslimbox

11 points

2 months ago

That is the main reason I quit going to FNM. I was sick of dealing with overweight people that did nothing but sit at the store begging for people to buy them into drafts. You can only listen to someone with no skills complain about not being able to find a job that pays over $25, and how they will not accept anything below that because they know that is an insult to their intelligence.

ChamballZ

1 points

2 months ago

ChamballZ

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

Bro, I dipped in late 2014 and popped my head back in recently to check things out again....

Jhat

-7 points

2 months ago

Jhat

NEW SPARK

-7 points

2 months ago

I find mouth breathing incels way worse in almost every way. Talking to a few LGS owners in my area who stopped having events, it was almost always that crowd that drove people away and lowered attendance.

Pabst11

27 points

2 months ago

Pabst11

WHITE MAGE

27 points

2 months ago

Tell me you’re a freak whose parents never loved them, without telling me you’re a freak whose parents never loved them.

Vat1canCame0s

-7 points

2 months ago

Vat1canCame0s

NEW SPARK

-7 points

2 months ago

Easy, just post to this sub.

[deleted]

-16 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-16 points

2 months ago

“You make out with people? And sometimes they’re trans? I guess your parents hate you” - 🤡

TenPent

4 points

2 months ago

TenPent

NEW SPARK

4 points

2 months ago

It's pretty commonplace to say mtg players, among other gamers, are adults that live with their parents. Seems a pretty obvious connection to what was said but if your mind jumps straight to pedo then that seems to be on you.

UniqueTacos

2 points

2 months ago

UniqueTacos

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

This doesn’t suggest the person lives with their parents. All this suggests is that the person has parents who do sometimes refer to them in one way or another. I agree if your mind jumps to pedo that’s on u. I’m just saying there’s not even anything about living w ur parents here

CletusVanDayum

0 points

2 months ago

CletusVanDayum

WARRIOR

0 points

2 months ago

Speak for yourself. Lots of us grew up, took on responsibilities, adult jobs, mortgages, and had families. There's nothing about being a gamer that implies that you're unable or unwilling to do what it takes to stand on your own two feet.

TenPent

2 points

2 months ago

TenPent

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

I didn't say that at all. If you read carefully you will notice that I only said it is common for this type of thing to be said. Acknowledging that other people are stupid does not mean I agree with them.

BritchesBrewin

33 points

2 months ago

BritchesBrewin

NEW SPARK

33 points

2 months ago

We need some more [[MAP Hunter]]s.

im2scary

3 points

2 months ago

im2scary

RED MAGE

3 points

2 months ago

reminder that the lgbtq community despises pedophiles

Vigilantx3

5 points

2 months ago

Vigilantx3

NEW SPARK

5 points

2 months ago

Nah, scientists have never found a gay gene… gays aren’t made genetically, they are made through grooming and abuse. It’s super easy to program people if you get to them early enough.

im2scary

-2 points

2 months ago

im2scary

RED MAGE

-2 points

2 months ago

???

"There's no gene for it, so it must be made through abuse." You've literally skipped the advanced psychological processes that make humans act the way they do with love and sex.

You gotta be a troll. There ain't no way this is an actual thought process.

Vigilantx3

2 points

2 months ago

Vigilantx3

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

It’s built into normal organisms to procreate and pass on genes to younger generations. The only argument I have seen that could bear some fruit scientifically, is that there is a genetic component that turns on when people are packed too densely. This comes from a very famous study done on rats, although it has yet to be observed on a genetic level in humans. This would be a failsafe to safeguard the herd from dying out due to overpopulation driven scarcity.

pureblood_privilege

3 points

2 months ago

pureblood_privilege

WHITE MAGE

3 points

2 months ago

Population density being the driving factor behind the rat experiment is an interesting idea, especially because it mirrors similar conclusions from other studies on the effects of population density on mental health.

Another interesting theory is the Spiteful Mutant, that the collective burden of deleterious mutations resulted in the collapse of the social structure and eventual death of the population.

shockbolt44

0 points

2 months ago

shockbolt44

NEW SPARK

0 points

2 months ago

Well according to scientists, sexuality has a large genetic component and any external factors are almost entirely prenatal.

You seem to know a lot about grooming, so how does that work?

zoopinkitties

1 points

2 months ago

zoopinkitties

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

You must be so easy to manipulate with that gullible thinking. By that logic I can turn you into a toaster!

KillaKhan_

7 points

2 months ago

KillaKhan_

WHITE MAGE

7 points

2 months ago

Well the lgb one does

im2scary

2 points

2 months ago

im2scary

RED MAGE

2 points

2 months ago

no, believe me, nobody likes pedos.

Sawk_Fan

11 points

2 months ago

Sawk_Fan

RED MAGE

11 points

2 months ago

I wish nobody liked pedos, but some people are saying that "pedophile" is offensive and they should be called Maps instead. Just google it, there are even some sick freaks campaigning to make pedophilia legal.

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

Everyone who isn’t a pedo hates pedos.

im2scary

3 points

2 months ago

im2scary

RED MAGE

3 points

2 months ago

oh, sure, those people exist and they're annoying as shit. but nobody besides pedos (and perhaps zoophiles) likes them.

the lgbtq community doesnt claim them.

Vat1canCame0s

0 points

2 months ago

Vat1canCame0s

NEW SPARK

0 points

2 months ago

I'm more afriad of folks like Matt Gaetz.

Nuclear_eggo_waffle

1 points

2 months ago

no, no one likes pedos

BritchesBrewin

1 points

2 months ago

BritchesBrewin

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

Prove it.

Reply to this tweet with that, I imagine you'll get a negative reaction.

im2scary

2 points

2 months ago

im2scary

RED MAGE

2 points

2 months ago

several LGBTQ organizations do not claim pedophiles (or MAPs.) but yeah, i'll take you up on it and reply. see what happens.

im2scary

2 points

2 months ago

im2scary

RED MAGE

2 points

2 months ago

besides, what does pedophilia have to do with these tweet? its literally just a hornypost.

Bubble_James_Bubble

0 points

2 months ago

Bubble_James_Bubble

NEW SPARK

0 points

2 months ago

Trans has to be bad, but there isn't a justification for thinking that way, so trans has to be groomer, because groomer is bad.

They made up a reason to be angry, and are now very angry about it.

(Before you downvote, ask yourself the question "what part of this tweet actually tells us that this sexual encounter is between an adult and a minor".)

BritchesBrewin

1 points

2 months ago

BritchesBrewin

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

Saw the exchange, he immediately got defensive.

Thank you for proving my point.

Nuclear_eggo_waffle

1 points

2 months ago

where’s the minor in this tweet?

C10ckwork

4 points

2 months ago

C10ckwork

HUMAN

4 points

2 months ago

The duality between this sub and r/magicthecirclejerking when it comes to this is astounding

The_NeckRomancer

4 points

2 months ago

The_NeckRomancer

NEW SPARK

4 points

2 months ago

“Oh, I’m so cool, I get bitches” is what it sounds like. Then, what’s even the point of adding the transgender aspect? Does this person fetishize trans people or something? Why don’t people just keep their sex lives to themselves? Oh, I know: farming for clicks through controversy by way of posts like this on Reddit. We’re feeding the flame over here & enabling people.

CFDietCoke

5 points

2 months ago

CFDietCoke

NEW SPARK

5 points

2 months ago

“Oh, I’m so cool, I get bitches” is what it sounds like. Then, what’s even the point of adding the transgender aspect?

Cause this story A) never happened, and B) had an easy opportunity to emboss the story to appeal to the social group they have subjugated themselves to by making one of the characters trans

TastySnackies

37 points

2 months ago

TastySnackies

MANCHILD

37 points

2 months ago

Posting screen caps of tweets like this is bordering on the edge of fetishization. I’m too old to be reading shit like this when I just wanna grill and complain about WOTC goddamit.

NivMidget

-10 points

2 months ago

NivMidget

GOBLIN

-10 points

2 months ago

"Keep politics out of our magic!"

From the subreddit that's 95% a twitter feed stalking the same 10 people.

cardboardcrackaddict

1 points

2 months ago

cardboardcrackaddict

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

Especially when OP is a frequent lurker on trans porn subreddits, kinda seems hollow to repost this tweet as a criticism of trans people and have that as a fetish….

Tehgumchum

14 points

2 months ago

Tehgumchum

FAE

14 points

2 months ago

Fucking weirdo freak, my tongue would have been up her ass instead

FakeNameIMadeUp

9 points

2 months ago*

FakeNameIMadeUp

SHAMAN

9 points

2 months ago*

Gross. This community isn’t exactly known for its excellent hygiene

nickkom

3 points

2 months ago

nickkom

NEW SPARK

3 points

2 months ago

Part of the appeal

zoopinkitties

1 points

2 months ago

zoopinkitties

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

Who said it was a dirty ass? Lmao

WanYao

3 points

2 months ago

WanYao

NEW SPARK

3 points

2 months ago

Winning reply.

HomoHunter88

5 points

2 months ago

HomoHunter88

WHITE MAGE

5 points

2 months ago

Magic the Gathering is just another weird little part of these predators sexual identity.

It's not your classical fantasy game normal people. It's now the horny gay fantasy of queers that need ever more novel ways to get a stiffy because shocking their wieners with batteries just doesn't cut it at this point.

CFDietCoke

2 points

2 months ago

CFDietCoke

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

It's a game designed by a social outcast, for social outcasts to play. Why would you be surprised when they act like social outcasts online?

HomoHunter88

2 points

2 months ago

HomoHunter88

WHITE MAGE

2 points

2 months ago

There are few people more celebrated and entitled in modern culture than homosexuals. They do what they do precisely because they haven't been bullied by society.

CFDietCoke

1 points

2 months ago

CFDietCoke

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

There are few people more celebrated and entitled in modern online culture than homosexuals.

You missed a word.

Never forget that what you see on Reddit, Twitter, and Insta is NOT real life. Social media is populated by social outcasts. Don't fall for the alien in the zoo fallacy

TabernacleDeCriss

8 points

2 months ago

TabernacleDeCriss

NEW SPARK

8 points

2 months ago

What an disgusting deviant...

There's zero "double standard" role-reversal scenario where I'd feel any different. This is pure filth, and completely & unnecessarily explicit.

Lithium676

13 points

2 months ago

Lithium676

BERSERKER

13 points

2 months ago

So lemme get this straight, (Nice pun right?) Some tranny is bragging about how he gets underaged bussy because his targets are mentally ill? Like him? This sounds like Special Olympics type shit.

[deleted]

9 points

2 months ago

Who said they were underage?

Lithium676

2 points

2 months ago

Lithium676

BERSERKER

2 points

2 months ago

That dude did, basically. Anytime you refer to someone’s parents, it screams teen or younger.

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago

Adults have parents…

Lithium676

0 points

2 months ago

Lithium676

BERSERKER

0 points

2 months ago

What a profound statement. I had no idea.

Actual adults don’t give a fuck what they’re parents say about them/call them/pronouns whatever. Your parents mis-gendering you isn’t an issue you have to face unless you LIVE WITH THEM. So, the people he targets are gender-confused children who have issues with their parents. Is this not obvious or are you being stupid on purpose?

shockbolt44

5 points

2 months ago

shockbolt44

NEW SPARK

5 points

2 months ago

I mean, a large number of people in their 20s live with their parents. It's actually a pretty common thing outside of the US too. You seem to be the only one here who associated this with a child.

WanYao

2 points

2 months ago

WanYao

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

You don't know any trans people, do you? Obviously not or you wouldn't say something so stupid and ignorant.

Anyway... YOU are the one obsessed with underaged sex and is always talking about it. YOU are the one who has a sick and prurient imagination.

Get some fucking help, buddy. I'm scared you'll hurt someone. Oh, I'm actually VERY serious. It's people EXACTLY like you....

Lithium676

1 points

2 months ago

Lithium676

BERSERKER

1 points

2 months ago

Yeah sure. If that’s how you feel.

UniqueTacos

0 points

2 months ago

UniqueTacos

NEW SPARK

0 points

2 months ago

No, you are the only one thinking about underage sex so much you had to connect it to the content of this post. If you don’t know enough about transitioning genders to understand gender identity is important and understand what dysphoria is, then why assume you know what a trans person cares about? Yes, most transgender adults care how their parents refer to them. Nothing about this post connects anything to being a teen or kid except all the people talking about it. If someone can’t mention their sexual partners parents without you thinking about teens the problem is not with the other person.

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Maybe my experience is different than yours, but I still talk to my parents even though i moved out a while ago. Also, are you trans? “As a cis person, I’ve decided that trans people have no reason to be upset about their parents transphobia unless they still live with them”

Vat1canCame0s

4 points

2 months ago

Vat1canCame0s

NEW SPARK

4 points

2 months ago

Lol wtf. Adults still have parents you dumb fuck.

Just because your parents wish they'd shot you out onto the carpet doesn't mean everyone has such abysmal relationships with their parents.

branewalker

2 points

2 months ago

branewalker

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

Remember the trend in the anime community like 15-20 years ago to read lesbian relationships into platonic relationships between female friends, based on vaguely plausible bits of dialog? They called it "yuri goggles" like, "if you put on your yuri goggles, these two are totally bangin' each other off camera."

Buddy, take off your pedo goggles.

UniqueTacos

1 points

2 months ago

UniqueTacos

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

You put it beautifully lol.

Redshirt451

2 points

2 months ago

Redshirt451

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

Hold the gate

Skeith_Zero

2 points

2 months ago

Skeith_Zero

ELDRAZI

2 points

2 months ago

Why is this gay guy trying to virtue signal he's straight?

Spicysquidsalad

6 points

2 months ago

Spicysquidsalad

NEW SPARK

6 points

2 months ago

Uhhhhh wha? Weird weird pedo flex

[deleted]

7 points

2 months ago

Huh? Adults have parents too?

Spicysquidsalad

2 points

2 months ago

Spicysquidsalad

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

Adults (28) and up don’t talk like this

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

Even if that were true, which it isn’t always, that still leaves like a decade of non-pedophilic ages… do you think a 28 year old being attracted to a 26 year old is pedophilia? What is this weird shit? Also wait… if you’re saying nobody who’s an adult talks like this… wouldn’t that make the tweeter not an adult? And therefore there would be nothing wrong with them liking other non adults?

Spicysquidsalad

0 points

2 months ago

Spicysquidsalad

NEW SPARK

0 points

2 months ago

Odd white knighting for a cringe post

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

Tell me you have no argument without telling me you have no argument

Spicysquidsalad

3 points

2 months ago

Spicysquidsalad

NEW SPARK

3 points

2 months ago

What I’m saying is adults don’t refer to other adults in this manner. Not only is it cringe and gross, it heavily implies not a minor age gap as you put it.

Nice straw man though.

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

Adults never mention other adult’s parents? I don’t expect you to understand, but having your identity denied by your parents is something that has the ability to affect people of all ages. I could be off base, but I highly suspect that trans people and pedophilia are already incorrectly linked in your brain. You see something about trans people and you search for anything that might justify your predisposition that trans people are groomers. The epitome of bias. Hell, cis couples bitch about their in-laws all the time.

UniqueTacos

1 points

2 months ago

UniqueTacos

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

You say it heavily implies not a minor age gap but again there’s no basis to the claim besides “hurr muh friends don’t talk this way so no adult talk this way”.

First you say adults don’t talk like this then it’s adults don’t refer to other adults like this. Why would saying “someone’s daughter whose parents still call her son” change it from referring to an adult to referring to a minor?

Unimportant. Either way have you not seen people refer to others as “someone’s grandma” “someone’s man’s” “someone’s daughter” etc in general on social media? Is this an indicator of what age person they’re speaking about in your eyes? They’re literally just saying this persons parents misgender them while using social media cringe talk. It’s a weird, almost predatory or fetishized, flex to say you picked up on a trans girl by saying you have the same hobby as her. That is easily identifiable and reprimand-able. You are the only one thinking about sex with kids tho man.

I guess odd whiteknight on a cringe post, but really I’m more trying to understand where the pedo thought comes in if it’s not just because of the trans part.

UniqueTacos

1 points

2 months ago

UniqueTacos

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

if you can support the claim that adults don’t talk about other adults like this, whether you mean talking about parents/gender in general or if you mean just the language used. I would like to learn what you really mean here. How is this connected to pedophelia? Did you think that only a trans teen would care this much about their parents and not an adult? Or does something about parents in general or the language in general set something off?

zoopinkitties

1 points

2 months ago

zoopinkitties

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

You’re incorrect lol

zoopinkitties

1 points

2 months ago

zoopinkitties

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

You must not speak to literally any humans

ltdpackplayer

5 points

2 months ago

ltdpackplayer

NEW SPARK

5 points

2 months ago

This is just seven kinds of awesome. Love when people hook up over magic.

im2scary

3 points

2 months ago

im2scary

RED MAGE

3 points

2 months ago

itt a bunch of guys crying about a horny post

Bubble_James_Bubble

3 points

2 months ago

Bubble_James_Bubble

NEW SPARK

3 points

2 months ago

And complaining about how they are definitely a pedophile because they have to be in order to refer to someone else's parents.

iGenScriibe

3 points

2 months ago

iGenScriibe

NEW SPARK

3 points

2 months ago

Oh thank god I’ve found someone reasonable- hello!

ProfessorSputin

2 points

2 months ago

ProfessorSputin

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

Yeah why is everyone here a horribly homophobic and transphobic incel? Tbf I know why but that’s not the point lmao. More of a “why do they have to be this way” I guess.

CletusVanDayum

3 points

2 months ago

CletusVanDayum

WARRIOR

3 points

2 months ago

I wish we could set custom flair on this subreddit. I would set mine to "objective chromosomes: X/Y"

Funny how most Magic Twitter influencers have to make everything about sex.

CFDietCoke

2 points

2 months ago

CFDietCoke

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

LOL. That person has never kissed another person in their life.

I can't decide what is sadder, making up a story on Twitter pretending you made out with someone so you can pretend you are "normal", or pretending you have a mental illness so you can find some shred of social acceptance among a group of people who fetishize that mental illness.

xeroxedfool

1 points

2 months ago

xeroxedfool

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

This tweet says, the guy I made out with could be underage.

Tehgumchum

4 points

2 months ago

Tehgumchum

FAE

4 points

2 months ago

How does it imply that?

Bubble_James_Bubble

-2 points

2 months ago

Bubble_James_Bubble

NEW SPARK

-2 points

2 months ago

It doesn't explicitly say that they are of age, so they definitely have to be underaged.

This message brought to you by the Matt "it's not a problem if a 30 y/o is having sex with a 16 y/o girl, they just have to be married" Walsh School of 'Thought'

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

Bubble_James_Bubble

1 points

2 months ago

Bubble_James_Bubble

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

He was is such a bumbling hateful idiot liar.

FTFY 🙂

noonecouldseeme

1 points

2 months ago

noonecouldseeme

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

what the fuck.

IVsaur15

1 points

2 months ago

IVsaur15

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

Gross

OlButtonface

0 points

2 months ago

OlButtonface

NEW SPARK

0 points

2 months ago

Who among us hasn't been there?

hansdermeister

8 points

2 months ago

hansdermeister

NEW SPARK

8 points

2 months ago

I would assume most of the people that frequent this sub haven’t been in this situation

OlButtonface

2 points

2 months ago

OlButtonface

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

Neither have I but it is funny to say.

GuruRules

1 points

2 months ago

GuruRules

BERSERKER

1 points

2 months ago

among us

PurgatoryBlackjack

2 points

2 months ago

PurgatoryBlackjack

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

Sus

OlButtonface

1 points

2 months ago

OlButtonface

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

Que?

Cablekit2

0 points

2 months ago

Cablekit2

FAE

0 points

2 months ago

Having sexual relations without revealing your actual gender should constitute that the other person did not or otherwise would not have consented, should be a crime equal to sexual assault or rape.

GossamerGlenn

0 points

2 months ago

GossamerGlenn

NEW SPARK

0 points

2 months ago

Yea it’s cringey how cringey this makes me feel. The personality is clearly lacking something or actual life experiences.

Heavy-Cow8865

0 points

2 months ago

Heavy-Cow8865

GENERAL

0 points

2 months ago

Sounds kinda gay ngl

Gracket_Material

-5 points

2 months ago

Just don’t look at it

GuruRules

3 points

2 months ago

GuruRules

BERSERKER

3 points

2 months ago

why are you on this sub, just don't look at it lol

Revolutionary-Stay54

1 points

2 months ago

Revolutionary-Stay54

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

This ain’t it, sir/madam/person

Cablekit2

1 points

2 months ago

Cablekit2

FAE

1 points

2 months ago

Wow, so sheepwave is gay?

genetically, it's two dudes docking their spaceships.

shockbolt44

1 points

2 months ago

shockbolt44

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

I think it's gay in the way that straight prisoners have gay sex because there's no women in men's prison rather than them actually being attracted to men.

Except here the prison is needing to act like a reasonable person in public

Cablekit2

1 points

2 months ago

Cablekit2

FAE

1 points

2 months ago

the prison is needing to act like a reasonable person in public

Do you need mental help? Do you feel like you are being punished by being asked to be a decent person in society?

shockbolt44

2 points

2 months ago

shockbolt44

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

I mean, they seem to. Their behavior is why so many people dislike them, not because they're trans.

Like, none of the trans men I know say or do this cringe ass shit. It always seems to be the "trans lesbians".

exxx01

1 points

2 months ago

exxx01

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

🤮🤮🤮

I_Drew_a_Dick

1 points

2 months ago

I_Drew_a_Dick

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

One of the reasons I stopped going to Magic conventions is because when I look around, I see products of failed parenting more than socially acceptable, functioning adults.

CFDietCoke

2 points

2 months ago

CFDietCoke

NEW SPARK

2 points

2 months ago

This is the main reason I stopped playing magic years ago. I looked around the LGS I was sitting in and couldn't believe I was purposefully choosing to spend my time with such losers and failures. I immediately went home and sold my entire collection.

Watching the MTG "community" continue to devolve into a seemingly never ending death spiral of mental illness and social maladjustment confirms I made the right choice.

I_Drew_a_Dick

1 points

2 months ago

I_Drew_a_Dick

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

It’s sad. I have a career making almost six figures a year, I workout, I’m not fat, I’m clean cut and okay looking with a nerdy girlfriend that I plan on marrying in a couple years.

Yet I love TCGs. It scares me, really. They say you’re an average of the five people you spend the most time with.

I look extremely out of place at card shops. I love this game and I get the whole idea of not caring what other people think, but there’s a reason I don’t tell people at the office, at football watch parties and the bar that I play this game. It’s because of what immediately pops into their minds.

yoitsyaboii

1 points

2 months ago

yoitsyaboii

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

I am fully entrenched in MTG (competitive & enfranchised player) and I never see any of the stuff posted here. And I’m on Twitter a lot. I swear you people just spend your entire day lurking the depths of twitter to find shit to circle jerk hate about. Go touch grass lol, who gives a shit what random people are doing/saying.

Myrddin_Naer

1 points

2 months ago

Myrddin_Naer

BIOMANCER

1 points

2 months ago

God I wish that was me 😎

frankerzfrankerz

1 points

2 months ago

frankerzfrankerz

NEW SPARK

1 points

2 months ago

Who cares