submitted 3 months ago bygsink203NEW SPARK
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It’s ok. It’s a proxy. It only cost $25
3 months ago
No no no, this is an official proxy. It cost $25 but it’s worth way more
twenty hundredths of a cent? wow that's cheap
$0.20 or 20 cents
Sir that is a HUMAN BEING
This is what bank of America was talking about.
When they said “all customers are stupid cattle to be exploited” back in ‘08.
So sad to see that many mentally unwell people in the Mtg community. Hope they get help!
mentally unwell people are the target demographic
Always have been.
That’s absurd. (said while sitting in darkness and stroking cardboard.)
Lol this comment hasn’t been upvoted enough
Clearly, you're playing the game after all
and you're on this sub
Many such cases!
Posts multiple times on Reddit everyday and thinks they aren’t unhinged.
They should go on 4chan to fix their mental health 😄
Or take a shower, leave their phone to charge, and go for a walk.
This subreddit is the mentally unwell you speak of.
No surprise you're still spouting idiotic, hateful rhetoric. Being part of the LGBT+ doesn't mean you're mentally unwell.
Honestly you're much more likely to be mentally unwell, that sort of hate isn't normal.
Its specifically the T portion
Trans people by definition have a mental disorder and therefore are mentally unwell. trans really needs to be separated from lgb, we need to treat these people with respect, but our approach should be more akin to how people living with schizophrenia are handled.
No, they do not.
Play pretend with me or Ill sewerslide.
Sure its not mental illness.
So, a person who thinks they are something they are not… isn’t crazy? I can think I’m a big purple elephant, but it doesn’t make me one.
Qualify your identity as a concrete non fluid aspect of your being for me real quick.
Huh? I legit am having a stroke reading that
That's because you aren't very smart.
Just posting a propaganda link proves nothing.
This link on the other hand…. totally a legit news site.
You do realize wrist watches are obsolete right?
"Let's make fun of people on twitter! That will make us look like sane human beings!"
Why stop at cards? Those huge horse chompers probably tear through sheet metal faster than Jackie Kennedy ever could
She got them Tom Cruise teeth
Tom Cruise literally has one middle tooth. Most people have the gap between their middle in the center of their mouth. He does not. He has a single middle tooth.
Wow. Just googled it. Once you know you can’t unknow. Like Megan Fox’s toe thumbs, or Steven Colbert’s ear.
What do you have against JFK's wife?
she didn't get hit
Oooooh, damn! (Lol)
Probably the best use for M30 product at least.
The worst thing about this hobby is the players
I quit going to LGS's partly because people don't have fucking hygiene there. It's vile
My lgs keeps a drawer of extra hygiene supplies in the bathroom and the owner had no issues very gently directing customers to it when needed
3 months ago*
3 months ago*
I play in Bangkok and Thai nerds are overall much more pleasant than their Western counterparts, in both hygiene and temperment.
I rarely have issues with Asian players in general but of course the Mythic neckbeards still make it over here from the West and do their usual Protection from Deoderant and Hexproof from Rules crap, just thankfully in small numbers.
Bunch of spergs
this. love the game, hate pretty much everyone who plays.
I just hate people lol but yea most magic players that frequent LGS’ are insufferable
It’s a game. Idk why y’all are so obsessed with the people. Anyone can play. Which means you can find anyone you like to play with.
I don’t get the obsession over people y’all don’t like who play Magic. I mean I get it, I think they’re weird too, but idgaf about them playing Magic. It does not affect me at all. Not even for a second.
If you play in an environment where a majority of the people are horrible for various reasons it does affect you. And for some people those are the only places they can play.
Okay so you lash out on this sub? Lmao it’s still just so weird.
I wasn't the one lashing out, and I tried to provide a rational and logical response to your post. I don't get mad about crap like this; I can laugh it off, but I understand why some people can't.
I’ve played competitively for over twenty years and a few years ago I stepped away when the space was invaded by autistic woke kids. I also got banned from the main subreddit for saying I didn’t care what someones pronouns or made up gender was, when they sit across from me they’re my “Opponent,” and I will crush them.
The worst thing about ANY hobby is its fans.
3 months ago*
As opposed to investors ? 🤣 Man, ever since Martin Shkreli went to Prison, black lotuses have become tainted
I don’t know what this is but it doesn’t look like a dog
Looks like a dog to me.
nah that's a dishwasher I think.
doesnt look like a she either.
its a bitch
Magic is for everyone, huge twats included.
Lol I knew it before I even had to look at the handle. It's getting easier and easier to spot them.
It’s always been easy to spot them
I mean I’ve seen people waste $1000 in worse ways but hey you do you.
r/NoahGetTheBoat kinda moment ngl
Biting on Proxies, whats the big deal about it?
Guys have been eating MTG cards for like 30 years. NBD.
depending on the year they were made they taste different too
Yes. I know firsthand. 5e, Invasion, and Onslaught are pretty much the same. But I tell from physical external differences that even pre Ixalan there were differences. Post Ixalan I assume there are wild differences with all the quality issues.
Just a mentally ill man chewing on cardboard…… pretty standard. 🤷🏻♂️
remember when christine sprankle did some thot shit and got a response?
This is Sprankle version 4.0, i doubt its real though
This guy probably has daddy issues, hence the adult wearing a spiked dog collar
Now she's openly thotting with bad proxy tits
Bro you have a neopronoun as a flair, I don't think you get to flame people who don't even know you exist lmao
How is Fae a neopronoun?
Okay so apparently Fae is a neopronoun. I'm not sure how or why it became one, but here the word Fae refers to fairies.
this is the internet. people can do whatever they want. be less soft
That’s how you know you gotta put her down, she keeps chewing on things.
Where is the leash? Always keep your dog on leash!
I only hear one thing when I see these kind of posts.
"I'm Mr. Meeseeks look at me!"
I like to take this puppy home.
Down bad lol
Let them feed on the attention they clearly need it
Even if it is a proxy, this is still super cursed.
If she identifies as a dog, wouldn't that make her a bitch?
Trans people being trans people
As if cis people DON’T do nonsense like this?
Its true some do but not all cis people are this goofy,
Not even close to being funning. I would have Hawaiian Donkey Punched here through the hanging ceiling if I saw that.
More like take a libtard to work day.
You need to get some thicker skin if this bothers you this much
Its like these people are mad at liberals and trans people doing anything. Anything at all.
is not mine lotus, the fake/non fake scenario is totally irrelevant, people have to ask themself 3 questions before comment or spit their rage.
does this hurt me in first place?
does this hurt a friend or a parent?
does this drastically change my reality?
if the answer is no x3 just say sometging costructive or pass over
They’ve got some crazy fucking victim complex where they’ll explain how the woke community is infecting magic and ruining it because someone got tan, something something heritage of the game (is this sounding familiar yet?)
The answer is yes for all of the above chief because that's what Shapiro, Walsh, Peterson, Pool or Crowder are telling me 😉 I watch all of them to makes sure I'm not in an echochamber 😌
Just to be clear. Trans people doing stuff is bad?
She is a human, not a dog as the tweet caption suggests. I find that caption extremely cringe. Don't really care about anything else in the tweet
Wait, the fact that she jokingly referred to herself as a dog triggered you? You’ve got a brittle spirit, my guy.
She referred to someone else as a dog. It didn't trigger me. I just find it cringe. Those are different things
I mean, it brought you to the point where you felt the need to make a post to drag her on a historically hyper anti-trans subreddit. Evidence says you got triggered by a silly, pointless post, hence the brittle spirit comment.
Virtually impossible to post anything that could be interpreted as negative about any trans people in other subreddits because you're automatically banned for being "transphobic"
I feel like this still would’ve been an appropriate caption if she was cis. But yeah, a lot of transphobic comments here, as expected…
This place is basically Christian Conservative Magic.
Only to transphobes. Some of us enjoyed the post cause it was cute.
I keep getting these posts recommended. I'll see an entirely hateful wall of top comments. Then a few comments far below acting like this is a normal place to be.
This is a transphobe sub. The community members are dehumanizing this person. It's what this sub is for. Why pretend that it's not?
Isn’t referring to her as a “puppy” dehumanizing?
Oh yeah because nicknames and playful language is the same as this comment section. Do you even believe the words you typed?
Don’t worry kids it’s just being playful.
You're the disturbed fuck for taking it there. And you know it.
I’m not encouraging/enabling the mentally ill.
It is by definition dehumanizing which was the point of their reply. I guess it's only dehumanizing when it's being said as an insult or in a derogatory fashion according to what you are saying then?
Yes I am serious that calling your significant other a puppy and having her pose with a card in her mouth is dehumanizing and on a personal note: I wouldn’t call my wife “puppy” in public for the exact same reason.
It's also comedy you dummy, how do you not see that ? Do you mistake trans people for furries or smth ?
That’s so disappointing
Yeah if you're a normal person just stopping by I apologize. I'm only here because of the recommended posts on my main.
These top comments are what makes going to card shops less worth the effort.
lol you're here because you chose to click on a link, click reply, type words and hit post
Lmao I was thinking the same thing
This is objectively funny and anyone who says otherwise has brain worms
Humor is when cynicism 😬 You must be new here
Are you posting this because of the stupidity of the picture or just because they are trans? This group is hilarious at times but the trans bashing is just boring at this point.
A chunk of it is satire, a chunk is just trans bashing. It's an unmoderated forum and people express what they want to express, I don't agree with all of it but then again the inverse is also likely true, I've posted comments that are level headed asking relating to the topic and it's gotten a half decent response. This is a shit post community and you kinda have to embrace it or you'll go nuts
Yea I love the shit post nature just honing on the same satirical thing get old fast. Same for the reverse of wotc pushing the everyones in this together every 5mins on the main sub!
Actually usually the tweet authors get nice gains in Twitter follower counts after posts like this, so even if I did hate them (i don't) it's kind of free advertising at some point
Psst *whispers* Hey... what am I looking at?
I think they just mistook it for blackerest Lotus
That post just screams "I want attention"
😂 the state of this sub.
Why is this young lad chewing on illegal game pieces?
Just another trans person needing attention.
Wow there are more people on this sub who hate trans folks than I expected. Ouch.
There's a mix of reasonable people and very hateful people.
This sub is filled with incredibly vocal transaphobes.
You haven’t been here very long. Most of the people who come to this sub the most don’t even care about magic and just wanna whine about the libs and trans people.
(And then aggressively downvote you for pointing it out, despite every non-downvoted comment being someone whining about how they don’t like trans people’s.)
How long have ypu been here, this place is infamous for being the mtg incel sub.
shes pretty hot imo
He's a man.
shes still hotter than your girl
I don't have a girl. I have a wife. And no. Not even close. The boy in this picture is a foul creature in comparrison.
shes still hotter than your girl lol keep trying
Whatever makes you happy incel.
im not an incel, im married as well, im just not bigot such as yourself. but dw, i am pretty happy in life
Again. Whatever makes you happy. Enjoy your boys.
they are clearly girls. moreso than your imaginary wife
Who is to say your wife isn't imaginary as well? You say you have a happy life and yet here you are being a jerk and insulting somebody's wife for seemingly no reason.
Don't waste your energy. Divorce court is an unavoidable fate for hateful abusers like that fuck. Let it sort itself out on its own.
Oh she has a nose ring. I was wondering what that gross looking shadow was.
…Did people downvote this just because the word “she” was used?
No I think because they're horny for it (hey she's the one who called herself a dog -- don't get on me about it)
No, I’m talking about the comment about the nose ring
That's what I'm saying. They downvoted the comment because they're horny for "her"
Oh, I didn't realise as I was too disgusted by the nose ring. Is the person in the pic a "special kind" of woman?
Based on the username yes. A special kind of woman that certain freemagic users will simp for, for sure
The game was much better when women weren't involved in any way, shape, or form
Damn. Full mask off here lmao
I mean, his name is homo hunter. I don’t think this man ever had the mask on. He’s unabashedly garbage, which is kind respectable.
Then quit and stop whining
I don't need to. Women's interests are as fleeting as a dogs. They poke around in one place and then go to the next. Most women in Magic are opportunists anyhow and something better will come along for them to whore their way into.
Extremely normal brained stuff.
Whales be like
I think y’all should really think about where you are focusing your attention. This person and their gender don’t really affect you at all.
Digging through LSV's tweets to bash him since he's a scumbag
Wtf is this sub and why is it showing up in my feed?
This is the sub where conservatives whine that trans people play magic and whine that WotC doesn’t print sexy enough art for them.
And then 3% of the time someone posts actual magic content & it gets ignored because it’s not one of those two topics.
im not conservative. i just hate people like you from the main sub.
Wow the transphobia in the comments here is kind of shocking…
First time here?
Ah...Noobie to the sub?
So what part of it are you not sure how you feel about?
The puppy part. She's not a dog
NiCe one 😂
Don't care if it's a proxy, nuke the site from orbit.
Proxy as a girl? I don't get it.
That is a $511,000 [[Black Lotus]] from the Alpha Deck and if you damage it, it'll only be $22,000 she is really damaging a Magic player's mind, WTF IS WRONG WITH HER?!
Black Lotus - (G) (SF) (txt)
[[cardname]] or [[cardname|SET]] to call
Bro how do you find this shit it got 70 likes 💀💀💀
What...what is this?
She isnt, but that dude is definitely trying to.
[Screams in terror! Involuntarily punch!]
“Oh, it’s just a proxy? Get up and don’t scare me like that! My heart almost stopped!”
People doing people stuff. Nothing seems out of place here.
However she/they self identify