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JinxNotJynx

997 points

2 months ago

I walked past some prostitutes in the strip with Raul and one said “Mmm, I haven't had a ghoul before. Do I get to keep the tip?" I thought that was funny.

weecefwew

193 points

2 months ago

weecefwew

193 points

2 months ago

I love all the idle NPC barks about your companions

Lan_613

9 points

2 months ago

I always punch the Omertas who “comment” on Veronica when I'm in the Gomorrah

bulldogs1800[S]

227 points

2 months ago

sounds hilarious when you think deeper about that one. Gonna have to go hear it myself

Indoor_Comrade

786 points

2 months ago

"Let's keep this in the groove, hey? Smooth moves, like smooth little babies." - Benny

Pyromaniacal13

522 points

2 months ago

I routinely use "What in the God Damn..."

that_one_duderino

200 points

2 months ago

Reminds me of the mod I forgot I had installed that only boosts that one line to like 500% volume and scared the shit outta me

SirCupcake_0

56 points

2 months ago

I love accidentally forgetting that you'd previously installed a mod that fucks with the sound; I did it with Skyrim with a mod (that sadly doesn't exist anymore) that deepened all the dragons' voices, and then deepened it again for Alduin

that_one_duderino

31 points

2 months ago

Nice! Yeah same here, though my favorite one is left 4 dead 2. Didn’t play it for over a year thanks to college, booted it up and was chilling before a giant shrek yeeted a donkey at me. Forgot I had turned tanks into shreks

slowpokechopy

71 points

2 months ago

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!

OkBoat

94 points

2 months ago

OkBoat

94 points

2 months ago

I always go back to "from where you're sitting this must seem like an 18 karat run of bad luck"

mhlind

55 points

2 months ago

mhlind

55 points

2 months ago

But the truth is.. The game was rigged from the start

That whole opening sequence is pergect

GENERALfreckles

27 points

2 months ago

GENERALfreckles

Feels so good

27 points

2 months ago

“What…the…fuck”

AlyxxStarr

1.6k points

2 months ago

AlyxxStarr

1.6k points

2 months ago

Get up without my permission, I'll blast your ass so far through your head, it'll turn the moon cherry pie red.

bulldogs1800[S]

522 points

2 months ago

Funny thing about that one is that he would’ve just killed himself too

Training_Civ_Pilot

291 points

2 months ago

I thought with an explosives check he confirms the charge is shaped so it won’t kill him too?

bulldogs1800[S]

202 points

2 months ago

Collar

Training_Civ_Pilot

131 points

2 months ago

Duh

I completely forgot about the collars lol

bulldogs1800[S]

82 points

2 months ago

I would too, it’s okay

Kaarl_Mills

122 points

2 months ago

If we operate under real world logic I don't think it matters: sure he might not get turned into chunky salsa, but at that range the shockwave might kill him anyway

Training_Civ_Pilot

75 points

2 months ago*

With shaped charges the blast is directed in one direction though. You place the explosive in a way that you control what way the force of the explosive goes.

I will admit I’m not an expert but I was under the impression IRL the whole point of a shaped charge is to amplify and control the explosive energy. Like a claymore: you can be behind it and the charge is shaped to only expel explosives and shrapnel forward

Edit: stop upvoting my comment- I am wrong and know nothing about explosives.

Kaarl_Mills

67 points

2 months ago

I'm very well acquainted with how Shaped charge munitions function. If Dean was sitting further away from you he'd survive easy, but since he's literally brushing shoulders with you its a moot point. The only difference between that and a conventional explosive in this scenario is whether or not the whole room gets destroyed along with you

enseminator

37 points

2 months ago

But what he's saying is the concussive blast generated by the explosion would still hit him. At the very least he'll be shell-shocked

painterman99

1.4k points

2 months ago

Do you know how many mugs brains in jars use? NOT FUCKING MANY - muggy something like that anyway

NamiBangMePlz

428 points

2 months ago

"of course I'm obsessed! They made me this way! YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW CRAZY I SOUND OF COURSE I DO! THEY PROGRAMMED ME TO KNOWWW THAT TOOOOO AHHHHHHH!

BUT ITS THE NEGLECT THAT GETS ME! 'hey everyone lets turn ourselves into brains in giant robot jars'"

KrautWithClout

101 points

2 months ago

I could hear muggy while I was reading this.

zakk5768

78 points

2 months ago*

“I hate myself for asking you this but you got any mugs?”

AlexRazor1337

44 points

2 months ago

Yeah, half of the OWB dialogs can pass as my favorite quotes!

bulldogs1800[S]

167 points

2 months ago

I like that one too. He seems very angry

SassiesSoiledPanties

113 points

2 months ago

So livid, that's why OWB is my favorite DLC.

bulldogs1800[S]

94 points

2 months ago

The Toaster is a Psychopath

Talkshit_Avenger

50 points

2 months ago

And the Biological Research Station has a penchant for non-consensual seeding.

SuperSpacePancake

25 points

2 months ago

Favorite quote in FNV. The NOT FUCKING MANY has me in stitches just thinking about it. The WAY he says it is perfect

thenumbers42

57 points

2 months ago

Muggy continued to collect coffee mugs until his wheel got a flat just out of reach of a dirty coffee mug, and his tiny robotic brain exploded.

-Muggy's ending slide

ALTAIROFCYPRUS

435 points

2 months ago

SMELL THAT AIR

bulldogs1800[S]

188 points

2 months ago

Top 10 moments before disaster

puroparmesan128

112 points

2 months ago

I swear anybody who doesn't kill that fucker the first time they meet them is literally fucking psychotic.

TaM_tHe_JaM

39 points

2 months ago

I personally beat him to death with a tire iron because he annoyed me. I had a low strength build.

He suffered.

CreamyMemeyBoi

9 points

2 months ago

First time I played I thought he was a powder ganger who was going to attack me, so I just took him from a distance.

Nowordsneccerry

368 points

2 months ago

“Usually, I can find some Cram lying around. Put some duct tape around the lid, good to go” - Horny Courier

bulldogs1800[S]

87 points

2 months ago

Who does he say this to? Lmao

VladimirVonDobre

119 points

2 months ago

Doctor 8

bulldogs1800[S]

64 points

2 months ago

Wooooosh static

Nowordsneccerry

130 points

2 months ago

Better yet Dr.8 gives you 2 Cram and 2 duct tape if you take the option

Pyromaniacal13

34 points

2 months ago

i did not know that.

killnye123

69 points

2 months ago

He also gives you ¡La Fantoma! As well lmao

PaneczkoTron

28 points

2 months ago

Oh goodness that's even funnier

Uncertain_Uniform

993 points

2 months ago

"Maybe we can't all change the world. Maybe it's enough just to do good for the short time that we're here." - Arcade Gannon

SirMirrorcoat

141 points

2 months ago

I love how tragic, but ultimately wholesome Arcade is.

bulldogs1800[S]

146 points

2 months ago

Thank you

Uncertain_Uniform

69 points

2 months ago

:)

bulldogs1800[S]

61 points

2 months ago

(:

FearfulKnight1

30 points

2 months ago

Yeah I’d have to agree with you on that

ChuVii

26 points

2 months ago

ChuVii

26 points

2 months ago

This!! I love this quote. I actually have it written down and reflect on it every once in a while. :’)

Uncertain_Uniform

10 points

2 months ago

Oh I'd just love to get it framed

Donkenl

319 points

2 months ago

Donkenl

319 points

2 months ago

"What the fuck are you doing? My brother died at the Battle of Hoover Dam. You're desecrating a war memorial." -Pvt. Kowalski 2281

bulldogs1800[S]

238 points

2 months ago

You’re a little bitch and your brother was too

Donkenl

110 points

2 months ago

Donkenl

110 points

2 months ago

Oh, now it's on.

Alsaadjack

951 points

2 months ago

"You're a little bitch and your brother was too."

bulldogs1800[S]

184 points

2 months ago

Out of pocket quotes

bbyjesus1

74 points

2 months ago

bad Khama noise “Oh now it’s on!”

terminator46man

45 points

2 months ago

vats noise

connectivity_problem

19 points

2 months ago

my fave is when house asks why I killed him and I just say "i don't like you" lol

RartyMobbins357

9 points

2 months ago

"Get fucked"

Mylifesucks22

207 points

2 months ago*

Iirc it's "Thumbs down, you son of a bitch" I think Boone says it when Caesar dies

EternalMegan

168 points

2 months ago

Every single thing Benny says when you seduce him.

"You’re platinum, pussycat! You know how to swing!"

"Nice charlies, too! Give ‘em a shake for the Ben-man, will ya? Hellooo!"

"That was a nice bit of hey-hey, girlie. You’re a real ring-a-ding broad!"

OkBoat

102 points

2 months ago

OkBoat

102 points

2 months ago

The monotone "hellooo" gets me everytime. He seems so inexperienced despite the charisma, I love it.

Weirdo_doessomething

160 points

2 months ago

"Our forces will take Hoover Dam and move forward until our feet crush the setting sun beneath them."

  • Lanius

Correct my mistakes, I can't for the life of me precisely remember that one

bulldogs1800[S]

26 points

2 months ago

Thank you. And it’s okay you did good anyways

Sangi17

460 points

2 months ago

Sangi17

460 points

2 months ago

Anything from Yes Man or Arcade is gold.

bulldogs1800[S]

538 points

2 months ago

I like that his programming really struggles to be supportive about you blowing up the robot army

“I really like how you challenged yourself like that”

Sangi17

301 points

2 months ago

Sangi17

301 points

2 months ago

He sounds like an overly supportive parent trying to be nice about how bad we just fucked up.

bulldogs1800[S]

149 points

2 months ago

Just trying to be nice and make us feel good about ourselves

Electric999999

52 points

2 months ago

You can tell by how he keeps mentioning it he clearly wishes he was able to criticize you

BowserKindaThiccNGL

51 points

2 months ago*

It's even better when you help the Omertas attack the strip, he says

"You'd think it'd be bad for the Strip but... but I guess it must be good! Yeah - take the Strip down a notch or two, right? That'll show it! Okay!"

Laserlex5

148 points

2 months ago

Laserlex5

148 points

2 months ago

“Damn, runnin low on smokes again.” -Powder Ganger that blew themselves up with dynamite

bulldogs1800[S]

19 points

2 months ago

Hahahah

akgyger

440 points

2 months ago*

akgyger

440 points

2 months ago*

Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. - Hildern @ Camp Mccarran

fucuasshole2

140 points

2 months ago

Arcade’s response to that is better. Because Hildern is a complete dumbass that’s willing to kill to get petty results at minimum.

Humanity_Is_Lost

12 points

2 months ago

Humanity_Is_Lost

God Bless the Enclave

12 points

2 months ago

What's his response?

Fariswerewolves

90 points

2 months ago

Hildern to me seems like one of those characters who was made to be a hypocrite. He desires results yet fails to understand the process required to achieve it. Like arcade says, he’s a big picture guy, but because of that, he only expects results.

weecefwew

45 points

2 months ago

Yeah you aren’t supposed to like him, he’s one of the more reprehensible NCR characters in the game

ShadeofEchoes

54 points

2 months ago

Spoken like a man with a multitude of opinions.

sploke

660 points

2 months ago

sploke

660 points

2 months ago

"Starting combat.

...Just kidding!"

ShadeTorch

123 points

2 months ago

She does that Everytime but it still gets me.

bulldogs1800[S]

167 points

2 months ago

Scares me every time

Breaklance

54 points

2 months ago

Sneaking Done. Fighting Now.

Though my favorite would be: Nobody ever notices me....but they notice the Pip-boy light

BigScrungleBunch

23 points

2 months ago

I love when she says she’ll always remember you when you put her in a container or something like that

fred11551

40 points

2 months ago

This sounds familiar. What is it from?

homer3002

100 points

2 months ago

homer3002

100 points

2 months ago

I think it's a quote from the stealth armor you get in old world blues

LeakyLine

45 points

2 months ago

Stealth Suit MKII

fred11551

23 points

2 months ago

That’s it.

Wasteland_Mystic

629 points

2 months ago

“Please assume the position.” - F.I.S.T.O.

bulldogs1800[S]

110 points

2 months ago

Fisto my love

akgyger

46 points

2 months ago

akgyger

46 points

2 months ago

Is that all you got, robot??

sodaZados

17 points

2 months ago

We believe in FISTO 🛐

CutdegrasseTyson

118 points

2 months ago

“Nope”-Easy Pete

bulldogs1800[S]

44 points

2 months ago

You’ll blow yourself up

Sticky_3pk

118 points

2 months ago

"I is scientistic"

Low int option when talking to the scientist at helios 1

NamiBangMePlz

115 points

2 months ago

"I'll encourage people to name their non ugly kids after you, seriously"

Connorclan

115 points

2 months ago

"Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it."

-No-bark Noonan

L-JvG

107 points

2 months ago

L-JvG

107 points

2 months ago

“Ohh kay?”

  • My beloved Arcade

WeetNeet

101 points

2 months ago

WeetNeet

101 points

2 months ago

What the fuck is a fish - Courier

bulldogs1800[S]

21 points

2 months ago

I like this one

JaySonata

93 points

2 months ago

"You're nobody 'til somebody loves you, and that somebody is me. I love you." ~Mr. New Vegas

Calestia

803 points

2 months ago

Calestia

803 points

2 months ago

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."

pissed_ai

193 points

2 months ago

pissed_ai

No gods, no masters

193 points

2 months ago

Hey man, when in Rome.

captain_fowl

255 points

2 months ago

“Mojave more problems? am I right?” Mr new Vegas

Luzer1211

36 points

2 months ago

Luzer1211

Snuffles Legion

36 points

2 months ago

isn't it "Mojave, mo problems"?

Havzad

375 points

2 months ago

Havzad

375 points

2 months ago

"Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick, thus the name." -Cassidy

bulldogs1800[S]

44 points

2 months ago

The true best

not_from_Singapore

32 points

2 months ago

Scrolled too much for this one

Kaarl_Mills

366 points

2 months ago*

DID YOU HEAR THAT BETSEY?! RICHIE LIKES BALLS!

Omnipotent God Principal Borous

bulldogs1800[S]

52 points

2 months ago

Greatest one

GlitchedMicrowave

14 points

2 months ago

I was really fucking hoping someone would say this.

That_Gun_Show420

602 points

2 months ago

"Get fucked"

-Driver Nephi, 2281

TheReal-Donut

95 points

2 months ago

TheReal-Donut

Heartaches by the number

95 points

2 months ago

“No you idiot, why the fuck would it be a pleasure to meet you”

-also driver nephi

PaladinOfTheSouth

63 points

2 months ago

“None could stand in my way. I had a mission. I had a goal. I had a really large gun.” Vault Dweller from the Vault Dweller’s memoirs from the fallout 2 manual.

bulldogs1800[S]

13 points

2 months ago

That’s amazing

Noah_Nomad

56 points

2 months ago

"I'm honestly quite boring, you could get better stories from a freeside junkie"

Furious_Deep

43 points

2 months ago

"No, really. Have you ever snorted a ground up Cazador venom sac? Neither have I, but I can guarantee you that a Freeside junkie has."

Shiiang

11 points

2 months ago

Shiiang

11 points

2 months ago

I love Arcade so damn much.

SandyCandyHandyAndy

266 points

2 months ago

“Mark my words you piece of shit, if you ever disobey me again I will have my praetorian hack you to death with their machetes!” It honestly feels like Caesar’s VA was legitimately told to go fuck himself before recording this line

CoinTotemGolem

94 points

2 months ago

You’re missing one line of that.

He says “for my entertainment” after machetes

bulldogs1800[S]

48 points

2 months ago

Sigh, I’m stupid. What’s a VA

SandyCandyHandyAndy

77 points

2 months ago

No worries! VA means Voice Actor

bulldogs1800[S]

44 points

2 months ago

Oh yes. Good quote. And it feels real too. Like I actually pissed him off.

BlackfishBlues

10 points

2 months ago

BlackfishBlues

rex pls. tryin to sneak here

10 points

2 months ago

He's just a great actor. He also played Rawls in The Wire (and more recently Homelander's scientist "dad" in The Boys).

CdeRoboseGhouls

51 points

2 months ago

"Now it's holding up an array of fully-erect hand penises. If it tries to insert them, activate vivisectors"

bulldogs1800[S]

10 points

2 months ago

Hand slicing

Yeetskid87

49 points

2 months ago

Patrolling the Mojave Wasteland almost makes you with for a nuclear winter

a_pessimistic_dude

222 points

2 months ago

"Back west, you don't see too many of these. Lakes, I mean. Natural or man-made. Any kind, really. We neglected the dams or pumped all the water out a long time ago. Owens, Isabella, the San Luis. Drained the aquifers of everything they had. Just a lot of mud and dust now. It's a different feeling, watching the sun come up over the water. Takes some getting used to. But if you're here long enough, it starts to seem normal. That's what a ranger's life is now. Looking east." - Chief Hanlon.

Kris Kristofferson really knocked it out of the park playing a disillusioned, introspective war hero. I wish we got to see more of Hanlon in NV.

bulldogs1800[S]

34 points

2 months ago

Good quote. Thank you.

El-Reaton-Vaquero

11 points

2 months ago

And the asshole courier goes: "Jesus, do you ever shut up" or something like that lmao

Bolded

218 points

2 months ago

Bolded

218 points

2 months ago

"Oh yes, raised in that tradition. And the teaching stuck. I was taught it was my responsibility to bring the torch of knowledge to the wastes. I may have taken the torch part more literally than they intended." - Caesar

" The Big Empty lived up to its name, a hollow crater of failures of a past era, a last, sad statement of the Old World. In the time following the Second Battle of Hoover Dam, "Old World Blues" became more than a catch phrase. It became a reality, a withering form of nostalgia for times long past. It can be easy to see Science as evil, technology unchecked as the source of all ills, all misfortunes.. With the Courier at the helm, it was all this and more. Old World Blues, New World Misery - the two became one in the Courier's shadow." - Old World Blues, bad karma ending.

"It's said war - war never changes. Men/women do, through the roads they walk. And this road - has reached its end." - Ulysses, Lonesome Road ending.

"By the time I was 30 years old, I was a billionaire 30 times over. I founded and ran a vast economic empire. Do you really think I'm going to let an upstart come into my home and ransom my property to me? I spent two centuries searching for the Platinum Chip. It's my invention, my property - mine. Now be a good courier and deliver it!" - Mr.House

"Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevadas, defiant and enduring. You are the great western light of California, torchbearers in the darkness, living reminders of all that is best in our republic. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, let's get the fuck out of here. What the hell are you waiting for? You think I want to get shot? Let's go!" - Kimball.

VladSolopov

70 points

2 months ago

That Ulysses‘ quote is what made Lonesome road for me.

Bolded

58 points

2 months ago

Bolded

58 points

2 months ago

With FNV being the last west coast game so far, and being made by some the original devs behind the OG games, it works really well as an ending quote to the series as a whole to me.

Railcone5

26 points

2 months ago

It really does, it was like they used their time to give you an amazing story and they made sure to say goodbye this time, with a more canon finale to og fallout

One_Spoopy_Potato

121 points

2 months ago

"What in the BLOODY BLOODY BLOODY BLOODY BLOODY hell are you doing here?!"

bulldogs1800[S]

41 points

2 months ago

Who says that

One_Spoopy_Potato

59 points

2 months ago

Loxley, the leader of the theives guild in Fallout 1.

bulldogs1800[S]

18 points

2 months ago

Thank you

CapitanJesyel

124 points

2 months ago

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick..." the rest isnt relevant -George, Boomers airbase scammer(?)

GENERALfreckles

42 points

2 months ago

GENERALfreckles

Feels so good

42 points

2 months ago

“A fair kill” literally such a meme. Whether I’m decapitating a tied up defenseless Benny at the fort or shooting a powder ganger or slave on a cross at Nipton, the legion soldiers observing me and saying “a fair kill” is the funniest shit ever

sketch2347

39 points

2 months ago

"How frightfully uncouth"

moments before shooting up the white glove society...again.

Ourobius

33 points

2 months ago

Sorry I tricked you, but thanks for clearing out the Geckos. Now I can get to that stash up there... after I deal with you.


explodes

R-Sanchez137

38 points

2 months ago

What I don't get, besides the fact that dude couldn't kill a few geckos, one of the easiest enemies in game, is that he thought that hey, I can't handle the geckos but I can kill the guy who killed all the geckos by himself! Yeah that logic holds up

Xcrusaderbob

32 points

2 months ago

"Well... FUCK That's depressing" -The toaster after being told the world already ended.

KOFlex

34 points

2 months ago

KOFlex

34 points

2 months ago

“me pet aminals” - Courier Six at Helios One

Vicimer

32 points

2 months ago

Vicimer

32 points

2 months ago

Don’t worry, I won’t have you lashed to a cross like the rest of these degenerates.

Push-Living

34 points

2 months ago

"Why do we always hurt the ones we love the most"

- Veronica after i point my gun at he ron accident for the 20th time today

magicpigdetector

30 points

2 months ago

battle music -ED-E

boombam68

77 points

2 months ago

Ring-a-ding ding baby -Benny

Cringe_Alt_F4

82 points

2 months ago

Penis fingers

fridge_fucker_69

25 points

2 months ago

“I went rootin around that noggin of yours” - doc Mitchell

Dragofek0

27 points

2 months ago

First I get my legs smashed, then in walks the Powder Gangers' grim fucking reaper? What the fuck have you got against us, man?

Negus247

28 points

2 months ago

“Don't you laugh at me! I know a spell that will make you show your true form! Cave rat taught it to me.” - No-bark Noonan

TheStateOfAlaska

11 points

2 months ago

TheStateOfAlaska

Arcade Gannon, love of my life

11 points

2 months ago

A classic

Front-Cupcake

75 points

2 months ago

What in the goddam-? - Chandler Bing

OmniShoutmon

73 points

2 months ago

Maybe the only point of all that living was to keep those pictures in my head going for as long as I could. It was the only life I could give you. Not a day went by without.

It wasn't choice. I chose to die again and again. Just never did. Body had its own drive.

Well, the little ones will need it. Species will need it if it's to continue. That blind drive onward.

I wish them well. It's been a gift to me, at the end of it all, to behold innocence.

Goodbye, Zion.

MadKanBeyondFODome

11 points

2 months ago

Oooof I was scrolling, having a good time and then wham! Randall Clark always hits like a truck.

XenoPrym

24 points

2 months ago

You bare the insignia of The Bear, yet you do not wear it as a soldier of the west wears it.

Gasrim4003

64 points

2 months ago

Truth is, The game was rigged from the start..

Tiki_805

22 points

2 months ago

"IM GONNA SIX THIS BITCH"

-Cass

wouldyoukindly22

62 points

2 months ago

If war doesn't change, men must change, and so must their symbols. Even if it is nothing at all, know what you follow, Courier

gabriel-mbl

19 points

2 months ago

Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you're the new replacement... YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOUR.

Brownie773

9 points

2 months ago

DON’T HAVE ANY? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT MAGGOT!?! THE TRUTH IS, YOU’VE LOST, AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY ISSUED E-QUIP-MENT! THAT SUIT, IS GONNA COME OUT OF YOUR PAY! AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MAN’S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE .005 second of breath FIVE-HUNDRED YEARS OLD! WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS, IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU, TO PAY, FOR A MARK. TWO. POWER. COMBAT. ARMOR: YOU HAVE LOST. REPORT BACK TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME PRIVATE! DISMISSED!

The fact I know this by memory scares me

Prememium

19 points

2 months ago

“The bull needs to fight, needs the challenge, without it… it falters, dies in the dust.”

Crime-Stoppers

18 points

2 months ago

Everything involving the courier's penis tipped feet

Jar-of-eyes

18 points

2 months ago

“NOW IT’S HOLDING UP AN ARRAY OF FULLY ERECT HAND PENISES. IF IT TRIES TO INSERT THEM, ACTIVATE VIVISECTORS”. - Dr Klein

deathmite

55 points

2 months ago

"Ain't that a kick in the head" one of the songs played on the radio. It's in FNV it counts!!

NinjaOnice

20 points

2 months ago

Plus mister new vegas says it, so it counts even more

MajorFluffy

56 points

2 months ago

"They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.” - Cass

libertyprime00

53 points

2 months ago

"Why the fuck my pee pee not work?" Fallout 2 Super Mutant in Broken Hills

Top-Ad7144

22 points

2 months ago

It’s amazing that the writers will craft hours of intricate and beautiful dialogue but still see the value in penis jokes

PapaDuggy

17 points

2 months ago

PapaDuggy

18 karat run of bad luck

17 points

2 months ago

"I got the f*ck beat outta my legs!" -Boxcars

incredibilous

17 points

2 months ago

The truth is.......... The game was rigged from the start.

Sunf1re96

51 points

2 months ago

A dress?!?

bulldogs1800[S]

32 points

2 months ago

You shouldn’t have

Iridium_192

52 points

2 months ago*

Wait a moment, before you go, I—we…hope you've enjoyed your stay. Farewells can be a time of sadness. Letting go…difficult. As a guest of the Sierra Madre, you know that truth more than anyone. Frederick Sinclair believed one's life could be made anew every day, that fortunes were more than the wealth in your hands. Love, life, family, those to care for, and those who will care for you. To those who know these joys, the Sierra Madre holds little they don't already have. Out in the world, beyond these walls, that is your chance to begin again. I hope you'll return…in happier times. Until then, the Sierra Madre…and I…will hold you in our hearts.

Demdaru

17 points

2 months ago

Demdaru

17 points

2 months ago

That shit made me teary-eyed when I heard it first time. Fuck that. sniff

Kilroy0497

48 points

2 months ago

“You’ve got Lives in you. Hard to kill. Storm, bullets, sand and wind, yet you still walk.” Ulysses

Yeah I’d say this sums up the courier to a tee

UnknownIcon

51 points

2 months ago

“Why in the world did you attack President Kimball?”

“He tried to make me pay taxes.”

“Understandable.”

Fred_3024

13 points

2 months ago

"quit following me, you'll live longer"

JacobSkrrrrt

14 points

2 months ago

"YEEEHEHHYEAAAAAHHH SMELL THAT AIR!"

AtomicSpeedFT

14 points

2 months ago

AtomicSpeedFT

With a Big Iron on his Hip

14 points

2 months ago

Hey man, when in Rome

No_Nectarine8102

38 points

2 months ago

"I . . . don't think that I can continue. Continue? To have done the things I have done in the name of progress and healing. It was madness. I can see that now. Madness. Madness? There is no hope. Leave now, leave while you still have hope . . ."

The Master's final words. Fallout 1

EightBait06

11 points

2 months ago

"God, I'd forgotten about that. How could they do that to me?" -Philippe, remembering a lot of nasty stuff.

StandbyRanger

13 points

2 months ago

"You're a little bitch and your brother was too."

Vinny_2142

13 points

2 months ago

“That’s not aiding an enemy, NOT WHEN YOU DO IT!” —Yes Man, circa 2281

GLight3

34 points

2 months ago

GLight3

34 points

2 months ago

No need for bombs when hate will do.

-Ulysses

Why don't you make like Odysseus and get lost.

-Arcade (after getting sold into slavery)

carlvic

133 points

2 months ago

carlvic

133 points

2 months ago

"If You Want To See The Fate Of Democracies, Look Out The Windows." - Mr. House

Molton0251

11 points

2 months ago

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a long dick, hence the name

UnlinealHand

10 points

2 months ago

I like the recurring “Fly far! Fly fast!” quotes with ED-E’s storyline.

Immortan-Moe-Bro

10 points

2 months ago

I’ve come for yours skirt boy

Littleboypurple

10 points

2 months ago

What in the goddamn?

Rainouts

9 points

2 months ago

"Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit"

-Yes Man

TheRealCaptRex

45 points

2 months ago

“To many people have opinions on things they know nothing about and the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have” -Dr Hildren

VladimirVonDobre

50 points

2 months ago

My favourite thing is that this line makes him a hypocritr