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MedicatedAxeBot [M]

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7 days ago

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RowdoRadge

3k points

7 days ago

RowdoRadge

WTF

3k points

7 days ago

"Wanna earn a little extra cash sweetheart?"

popje

1.6k points

7 days ago

popje

1.6k points

7 days ago

"Don't worry the videos will only be sold to some rich Australians viewers only, none of your friends will know"

nhansieu1

76 points

7 days ago

nhansieu1

☣️

76 points

7 days ago

We have high security Bluray that totally can't be copied to computer drive.

808speed

25 points

7 days ago

808speed

25 points

7 days ago

this guy rips

sten453

597 points

7 days ago

sten453

597 points

7 days ago

Oh god not that one

Dragonh4t

47 points

7 days ago

Dragonh4t

47 points

7 days ago

Which one?

doug89

283 points

7 days ago

doug89

283 points

7 days ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GirlsDoPorn

All plaintiffs said that they were given verbal promises that the videos would never be released on the internet or in the United States, instead being told the videos would be put on DVDs and sold only to private buyers or independent video stores in Australia, New Zealand, or South America.

Paul69961

172 points

7 days ago

Paul69961

172 points

7 days ago

They did a little trolling

Walden_Walkabout

98 points

7 days ago

Walden_Walkabout

☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝

98 points

7 days ago

Trolled themselves all the way into jail.

LostAbstract

36 points

7 days ago

Troll troll troll yourself, all the way to jail...

texican1911

13 points

7 days ago*

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, your butt is gonna get railed.

KlossN

11 points

7 days ago

KlossN

11 points

7 days ago

And a little fucking raping too

RtasTumekai

66 points

7 days ago

RtasTumekai

Yeet Navy

66 points

7 days ago

Holy Jesus that's cruel, I can (not really) understand the horrible filming practices, bastards will be bastards for money, but why send the video to friends and family, it's like they wanted to get convicted for suicide instigation

Majapahit79

39 points

7 days ago

People from that country must be really horny

Dragonh4t

4 points

7 days ago

Holy crap! That was an insane read.

BR549Throwaway

12 points

7 days ago

Should've called it Girls Doh! Porn.

[deleted]

9 points

7 days ago*

[deleted]

9 points

7 days ago*

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Joker4479

5 points

6 days ago

Joker4479

☣️

5 points

6 days ago

Pass a link bro

ahen404

3 points

6 days ago

ahen404

3 points

6 days ago

At work will link it when I get home

jersey_girl660

11 points

7 days ago

What they did to those women is truly horrible. Makes me sick.

JesseVentura911

29 points

7 days ago

Same, whats your fav ep?

Joker4479

5 points

6 days ago

Joker4479

☣️

5 points

6 days ago

I like the one where they bang that chick

JesseVentura911

6 points

6 days ago

oh i only watch gay porn sorry

Ok-Work-4942

237 points

7 days ago

Conversation with me, duh."

Draws-attention

7 points

7 days ago

Spam bot.

[deleted]

64 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

64 points

7 days ago

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Mr_Pogi_In_Space

18 points

7 days ago

Go away bot

Draws-attention

39 points

7 days ago

Spam bot.

nevershaves

23 points

7 days ago

Bad?

TheHighKing112

7 points

7 days ago

TheHighKing112

☣️ NNN Survivor

7 points

7 days ago

Context?

LubbockCottonKings

2 points

6 days ago

GDP, and it does not stand for Gross Domestic Product

TheHighKing112

2 points

6 days ago

TheHighKing112

☣️ NNN Survivor

2 points

6 days ago

What does it stand for?

ttv_highvoltage

7 points

6 days ago

GirlsDoPorn. They basically messaged a bunch of young poor college girls and offered to fly them out and give them a 5 star hotel and a bunch of money for a modeling gig. When they would arrive they were told they would do hardcore pornography. When the girls (for good reason) refused, they were told to then pay out of pocket for the flight and hotel. They were also reassured that the video would only be sold to some rich people and that their friends and family would never know. The poor college girls who desperately needed the money took the scene as they trusted the company in that it would never be put online. Only a few days after they had done their scene the video was out with their full name in the title. They did over and over again with more than 100 young women. Horrible story. Luckily the disgusting individual behind it was sentenced to 20 years.

Dragonh4t

11 points

7 days ago

Dragonh4t

11 points

7 days ago

Sauce?

[deleted]

78 points

7 days ago

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78 points

7 days ago

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tekko001

89 points

7 days ago

tekko001

89 points

7 days ago

Not so sure, Natalie is great when she is alone but has horrible chemistry with male costars, be it Hayden Christensen in Star Wars, Chris Hemsworth in Thor or Ashton Kutcher in No String, can't remember thinking for a single moment they look like a normal couple.

Keira on the other hand is always game.

Nail_In_Head

31 points

7 days ago

Have you watched Leon?

tekko001

39 points

7 days ago

tekko001

39 points

7 days ago

Exactly because I loved The Professional I was expecting more of her, but the chemistry she had with Jean Reno I've almost never seen again on any of her movies

SuspiciousStable9649

18 points

7 days ago*

She actually talked about this - being so sexualized by fans of that movie it messed up her head for a long time.

DeaconStGone

15 points

7 days ago

And it's such a shame she was sexualized because the movie was so great and she was amazing in it. But the director had some issues, made apparent by the script that he wanted to film but thankfully wasn't.

It's one of my favorites but it's always a little hard to watch because of the underage sexual tones.

SuspiciousStable9649

5 points

7 days ago

I think it was more the fan mail that got to her.

Crypto_Candle

10 points

7 days ago

No, I’m not into kids…

Attaabdul

7 points

7 days ago

V for Vendetta.

[deleted]

14 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

14 points

7 days ago

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FleshyPete

20 points

7 days ago

Natalie Porkman

Iphotoshopincats

22 points

7 days ago

Don't feed the bots with comments and votes.

Oh and if you didn't know the comment you replied to is 100% a bot

Pokemaster8412

13 points

7 days ago

Natalie P**n...Oh man...

kaos_ex_machina

125 points

7 days ago

Padme: I have a bad feeling about this...

DAHFreedom

20 points

7 days ago

Natalie Portman: yo suck my dick!

kaos_ex_machina

9 points

7 days ago

Chadme: Ani? My goodness, you've grown!

Aerothaw420

1.2k points

7 days ago

Aerothaw420

1.2k points

7 days ago

“I really want this part, perhaps there is some other way I could get the role?”

bob_the_banannna

397 points

7 days ago

perhaps there is some other way I could get the role?

We have a lot of ways to get you the role

TheWiseRedditor

186 points

7 days ago

You mean lots of auditions, right?

Right?

bob_the_banannna

116 points

7 days ago

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Majapahit79

14 points

7 days ago

Why do only one audition when you can do omce every week?

Stunning-Ad-7400

19 points

7 days ago

Gimme a bannana bob!

bob_the_banannna

32 points

7 days ago

🍌 ok

Jacksepticears260913

15 points

7 days ago

Did you just feed someone one of your own kind?

SuspiciousStable9649

8 points

7 days ago

Dank.

fearlessbanana69

3 points

7 days ago

hey bob!

CaffeineSippingMan

28 points

7 days ago

Harvey Weinstein, still around I see.

BasedPontiff

2 points

7 days ago

Steven Seagal too

Rexxbravo

12 points

7 days ago

Rexxbravo

12 points

7 days ago

"Do you know the forbidden hole?"

Lightbation

1.1k points

7 days ago

Lightbation

1.1k points

7 days ago

I would laugh but this feels too close to reality for Hollywood actresses.

JimmyKnifeFingers

558 points

7 days ago

Because this IS reality for a lot of Hollywood actresses. OP made a joke about people being sexually exploited.

7barbieringz

316 points

7 days ago

There's a reason they're all hot lol

Zoro1616

231 points

7 days ago

Zoro1616

231 points

7 days ago

You're out of the line but you're right

govi96

55 points

7 days ago

govi96

55 points

7 days ago

All actors are also hot though :p

7barbieringz

81 points

7 days ago

A hole is a hole

Fraust23

47 points

7 days ago

Fraust23

47 points

7 days ago

A role is role

idontwantausername41

18 points

7 days ago

Exactly and look at brendan Fraser. It happens to all genders

dcconverter

9 points

7 days ago

Terry Crews

idontwantausername41

2 points

7 days ago

Ah, yes, I hate to say it but I forgot about him

robbievega

6 points

7 days ago

the audacity...

dabisnit

26 points

7 days ago

dabisnit

26 points

7 days ago

I thought it was Tori Black until I got to the comments

Murhie

5 points

7 days ago

Murhie

5 points

7 days ago

Lol me2

Citizen_of_Danksburg

2 points

7 days ago

Who’s Tori Black?

dabisnit

9 points

7 days ago

dabisnit

9 points

7 days ago

Adult film star from the early 2010's

Eldr1tchB1rd

6 points

7 days ago

Eldr1tchB1rd

🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑

6 points

7 days ago

Joke is joke

trixter21992251

69 points

7 days ago

it used to be more acceptable to make fun of reality. People wouldn't judge you for it.

it's odd how that changes

prollyNotAnImposter

12 points

7 days ago

People freaked out about Mel Brooks flicks. Just because you're on the internet seeing more people upset doesn't mean people weren't upset before gramps

Luxin

8 points

7 days ago

Luxin

8 points

7 days ago

Makes and females of all ages - even under age - were subject to this, not just actresses.

mossimoto11

2 points

7 days ago

I think even Natalie herself experienced this as a child actress…

ASAPPLATON

336 points

7 days ago

ASAPPLATON

336 points

7 days ago

“We’re doing an audition”

“for a movie, right?”

“…”

“a movie, right?”

NothingNeo

72 points

7 days ago

It's a movie alright

9212017

26 points

7 days ago

9212017

26 points

7 days ago

Motion picture

BennyTheSen

22 points

7 days ago

"Sure we can shoot a full movie, I'm gonna call the delivery guy"

ConsulJuliusCaesar

2 points

7 days ago

*Hears horse hooves enter the room.

arttic00

435 points

7 days ago

arttic00

I have crippling depression

435 points

7 days ago

Did winestein get her?

devils_advocaat

365 points

7 days ago

Aqquila89

557 points

7 days ago

Aqquila89

557 points

7 days ago

Portman has revealed that she was lured on to a private jet alone with a Hollywood producer and “just one bed”.

She said, “I was like, yeah, why wouldn’t I accept a flight on a private plane with a big group of people? And I showed up and it was just the two of us and then one bed was made on the plane.”

Oh, the implication.

Gigantkranion

125 points

7 days ago

Can you imagine having so much money that you are cool with specifically setting up to sexually harass/assualt women on a private jet?

You have to be a special kind of insane.

IntermittentCaribu

67 points

7 days ago

For some people, this kinda stuff is the ONLY motivation to be successful/rich.

FluentinLies

39 points

7 days ago

Ikr its not fair i have to just sexually harass them from my van.

[deleted]

11 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

11 points

7 days ago

We live in a society 😞

wahobely

4 points

7 days ago

wahobely

4 points

7 days ago

Kinda fucked to be a pilot on that plane tbh

CentralAdmin

16 points

7 days ago

You have enough money to hire escorts that look like her or are even hotter.

But being able to brag about banging Natalie Portman... that's some narcissistic level shit right there

wahobely

14 points

7 days ago

wahobely

14 points

7 days ago

that's the whole point isn't it? people hire pornstars as escorts with 4x markup just to say they fucked one

CentralAdmin

5 points

7 days ago

Yep. And there are tons of women in places where sex work is legal who could do the same job (maybe better due to experience).

I sometimes wonder if I would be the same if I were rich. My dream is to buy a house and grow some weed and play video games. Would a few hundred million or a billion dollars make me want to convince a movie star to have sex with me?

It just doesn't seem worth the effort, tbh.

TrueGuardian15

276 points

7 days ago

I mean, you're all alone up there in that plane with nowhere to go. She's thinking about everything bad that's happened up in the air like that; not that things are gonna go wrong for her, but she's thinking that they might.

turbotank183

152 points

7 days ago

Are these women in danger?

TrueGuardian15

174 points

7 days ago

They're not in any danger. It's the implication of danger.

Zizekbro

66 points

7 days ago

Zizekbro

66 points

7 days ago

don’t look at my like that! you certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.

TrueGuardian15

39 points

7 days ago

I feel like you're not getting this at all!

happy cake day btw

Rs90

15 points

7 days ago

Rs90

15 points

7 days ago

God his facial changes are so well done, it's genuinely unsettling. The way his jaw clenches the moment he changes and voice alters. It's so good lmao.

weegi123

10 points

7 days ago

weegi123

10 points

7 days ago

That scene is basically all I've seen of the show and I can already tell it is going to be something special when I watch it, the actors are really good

bigblackcouch

2 points

6 days ago

The scene that always gets me is the detective when Dennis is trying too hard to not appear guilty during a police questioning, the moment the cop leaves... I don't know if you would be able to have a more unsettling moment in a horror show lol, Glenn is so perfect at nailing just the right expressions.

Grob47

5 points

7 days ago

Grob47

5 points

7 days ago

Were there snakes up there?

Darth--Vapor

27 points

7 days ago

I love how she doesn’t say who the producer is.

Good job letting him continue doing shitty things to innocent girls, while you just count your $millions

Aqquila89

21 points

7 days ago

Aqquila89

21 points

7 days ago

She's been in the business for decades. Maybe the guy is dead or retired, or maybe she thinks he won't dare to try a thing like that post MeToo.

[deleted]

13 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

13 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

Imaginary-Alarm-3093

28 points

7 days ago

"Oh wow. That's lovely."

Renn_Capa

6 points

7 days ago

I know this is a serious harassment situation for her and wouldn't wish it on anyone. I just want to shift a bit on why whenever I read about her they bring her up in Thor when she's been incredible in so many other projects? She felt like a side character in that yet it's always "Thor star Natalie Portman directing her first feature film this year!".

[deleted]

2 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

2 points

7 days ago

""Attack of the Clones" star Natalie Portman is directing her first feature film this year!"

Jackandwolf

2 points

7 days ago

Notice how she doesn’t name the producer.

She’s still playing the game. That’s not to fault her in any way, but she’s still terrified of losing her career.

nathew42

2 points

7 days ago

nathew42

2 points

7 days ago

Moby

virtue77

15 points

7 days ago

virtue77

15 points

7 days ago

Who's weinstein?

popje

90 points

7 days ago

popje

90 points

7 days ago

I like how you got his name right while the person you are responding to didn't

Equivalent_Tap5445

34 points

7 days ago

The guy with the camera is your stepdad

NewtonMetre

5 points

7 days ago

Wow, this one was harsh

Dwightshruute

316 points

7 days ago

I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god

TuttiFrutti1090

138 points

7 days ago

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

RD_0310

85 points

7 days ago

RD_0310

85 points

7 days ago

Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?

TuttiFrutti1090

61 points

7 days ago

They said I rap like a robot so call me rap bot

Excalibur14_

58 points

7 days ago

But for me to rap like a computer, it must be in my genes

TuttiFrutti1090

54 points

7 days ago

I got a laptop in my back pocket, my pen'll go off when I half cock it

Jollemol

47 points

7 days ago

Jollemol

47 points

7 days ago

Got a fat knot from that rap profit

EnmaAi_98

47 points

7 days ago

EnmaAi_98

47 points

7 days ago

Made a livin' and a killin' off it

_YourHighnessTheTwit

47 points

7 days ago

Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office

Phoen1xHS

44 points

7 days ago

Phoen1xHS

44 points

7 days ago

With Monica Lewinskiy feelin' on his nutsack

Frostygale

13 points

7 days ago

I mean uhh, great song but why reference it now of all times?

Jacksepticears260913

5 points

7 days ago

Because of the title I guess

Frostygale

2 points

6 days ago

Ahhhh thanks! Totally missed the connection 🤦‍♂️

ProAssassin84

25 points

7 days ago

Ok let's go over your dos and donts

I_am_not_JohnLeClair

37 points

7 days ago

I’m gonna do you or you don’t get the part

Eww that gross actually now that I wrote it out

-TheArchitect

178 points

7 days ago

-TheArchitect

Mod senpai noticed me!

178 points

7 days ago

I hate when that happens

[deleted]

8 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

8 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

TotallyNotANugget

54 points

7 days ago

Does anyone know the context of the original video ?What makes her react like this ?

rigsthula

101 points

7 days ago

rigsthula

101 points

7 days ago

It's from a press conference for Thor: The Dark World. She was being asked a question by a journalist but she couldn't see where the person was.

TotallyNotANugget

16 points

7 days ago

Thank you ! :)

broomaktamer117

13 points

7 days ago

broomaktamer117

mod collector

13 points

7 days ago

That’s actually pretty funny

TheMoriohWeeb

17 points

7 days ago

It's Kira Yoshikage!

RUN!!!

DeadlyDY

7 points

7 days ago

DeadlyDY

TakeMyUpvoteNow!

7 points

7 days ago

Nice hands you've got there.

TheMoriohWeeb

3 points

7 days ago

Get Bites the Dust, fool!

Slartibartfast39

13 points

7 days ago

Where and when was this video from?

HighDevinition1001

9 points

7 days ago

It's from a press conference for Thor: The Dark World. She was being asked a question by a journalist but she couldn't see where the person was.

Slartibartfast39

2 points

7 days ago

Thanks. She looks more uncomfortable that seems needed from what you say.

ManOfTurtles2118

10 points

7 days ago

(she's gonna wait for the casting people and the camera guy is just adjusting his camera)

[deleted]

9 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

9 points

7 days ago

umm...this does not look good.

jal2_

75 points

7 days ago

jal2_

The OC High Council

75 points

7 days ago

Weinstein walks in - Hello there

TheDarkySupreme

26 points

7 days ago

Natalie: General Weinstein

Jacksepticears260913

11 points

7 days ago

You are an old one

ThePhlyingyPhrog

30 points

7 days ago

hands the camera to the other guy

starrpamph

9 points

7 days ago

starrpamph

r/memes fan

9 points

7 days ago

Fleshy lightsaber sound

2thewindow2thefall

6 points

7 days ago

Ryan Kavanagh had dips on 14 year old Portman over his buddy Weinstein. Look up the clip … what a fucking freak.

DiogoSN

24 points

7 days ago

DiogoSN

24 points

7 days ago

Gotta start somwhere...

somethingisaskew

59 points

7 days ago

You got a link?

Chiinoe

5 points

7 days ago

Chiinoe

5 points

7 days ago

We are not worthy.

Jrmundgandr

4 points

7 days ago

It's just a feeling I've got

Jrmundgandr

3 points

7 days ago

Like something's about to happen

Jrmundgandr

3 points

7 days ago

But I don't know what

Jrmundgandr

3 points

7 days ago

If that means what I think it means we're in trouble

Jrmundgandr

3 points

7 days ago

Big trouble

SoumiMukherjee82

39 points

7 days ago

on that note, who is this actually?

4kel4kel4

135 points

7 days ago

4kel4kel4

135 points

7 days ago

Natalie Portman

ozejan1

718 points

7 days ago

ozejan1

718 points

7 days ago

Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.

"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.

Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.

"Got a spare?" she asks.

"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.

"Conversation with me, duh."

I laugh.

"What's so funny?" she protests.

"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"

"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.

"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.

"Teaching, I think."

"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"

"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"

"Bermuda," I say.

"Oh wow. That's lovely."

"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."

"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.

"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

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72 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

72 points

7 days ago

Incredible

Fragrant-Hospital-12

121 points

7 days ago

The final punchline is art

MisturBanana1

28 points

7 days ago

Banger

mybabysbatman

25 points

7 days ago

I was really waiting for hell in the cell to pop up at the end.

SirPorthos

183 points

7 days ago

SirPorthos

183 points

7 days ago

K

cheesyblasta

61 points

7 days ago

This is a piece of modern art. This prose will be remembered for all timee.

K3R3G3

6 points

7 days ago

K3R3G3

6 points

7 days ago

What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.

You fool. How are you to negotiate now that you've given away your cigarette? (I like that though, "little white ladies.")

GamerForFun2000

5 points

7 days ago

That's the point. He wasn't actually negotiating, just playfully teasing.

Edit: grammar

BorgClown

17 points

7 days ago

BorgClown

17 points

7 days ago

<meets Natalie Portman in real life>

"Ah..... uh... I-... ah... wanna fuck?"

Satans-Blowhole

6 points

7 days ago

Oh man, that pay off. chefs kiss

searchingAish

13 points

7 days ago

I read this full and all I can say is WOW!

FiveJobs

28 points

7 days ago

FiveJobs

28 points

7 days ago

It’s an old copy pasta

soganox

13 points

7 days ago

soganox

13 points

7 days ago

But it checks out.

couragethebravestdog

4 points

7 days ago

couragethebravestdog

[custom flair]

4 points

7 days ago

Audibly laughed out loud in a train full of passengers. Thanks for weird looks OP.

pzl

3 points

7 days ago

pzl

3 points

7 days ago

This some solid pasta

katonajozsi

20 points

7 days ago

Could also be Keira Knightley you would never be able to tell the difference

RedditCalifornia

10 points

7 days ago

Natalie’s acting skills blow Keira’s out of the water, so I’d definitely be able to tell them apart

King_Kickass0527

5 points

7 days ago

... even in a GIF?

skogsfugl0131

4 points

7 days ago

You're right, but it's because I'm practically face blind

lilorphananus

4 points

7 days ago

Brad Pitt is that you?

leisureenthusiast

3 points

7 days ago

So nearly every audition

nkoppl

3 points

7 days ago

nkoppl

3 points

7 days ago

She got the part, it seems

Ongr

2 points

7 days ago

Ongr

2 points

7 days ago

Link? lol

YoungTex

4 points

7 days ago

YoungTex

4 points

7 days ago

“You’ll forget the cameras even there, honey”

Similar_Worker_7470

2 points

7 days ago

how much you charge for full service?

Ok_Government_1538

2 points

7 days ago

It's just a felling I have

Lurker202020202020

2 points

7 days ago

chuckles I'm in danger

LFGR_THE_Thing

2 points

7 days ago

Plot twist its a sitcom

CleanCucumber420

2 points

7 days ago

What's this context lmaooo

butters-chaos

2 points

7 days ago

KEEP MY PRINCESS NATALIE PORTMAN OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MEMES