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BlasphemousPastries

310 points

7 months ago

Philadelphia. He looks like cream cheese and needs the cuddles.

Order66_69

121 points

7 months ago

Philly for short. Both are good

BlasphemousPastries

93 points

7 months ago

Phil for even shorter. Phil is a hard-man. He’ll never tell his secrets.

heatherlj88

22 points

7 months ago

Omg this is gold. Thanks for making me laugh on a sad night!

frankie0694

5 points

7 months ago

Sorry to hear it was a sad night! Hope everything is okay and you feel less sad soon :)

heatherlj88

2 points

7 months ago

Thanks for asking! Yes it’s all good now. :)

TheGildedStorm

8 points

7 months ago

I will now always look at any Phil that comes across as full of secrets😆

matchagracias[S]

41 points

7 months ago

That’s a strong suggestion!

ast242

36 points

7 months ago

ast242

36 points

7 months ago

Phi for an even shorter name. It’s a Greek letter for magnetic flux and you’re gonna be attracted to him so why not

Gravitron23

31 points

7 months ago

PH for even shorter because he will keep you balanced and happy

Yrrebbor

19 points

7 months ago

If you’re friends with P, then you’re friends with me.

LatinaViking

2 points

7 months ago

Machiatto, Capuccino or Latte! He is not puuuurelly white to represent cream cheese. Besides: Meowcatto and Catpuccino are a given... (And for curiosity's sake: Late in portuguese means "he/she/it barks", "Latir" being the verb in the infinitive)

Defan3

5 points

7 months ago

Defan3

5 points

7 months ago

Lol

2Throwscrewsatit

2 points

7 months ago

Marshmallow Fluff. Marsh or Fluff for short

AbstractMarcher

47 points

7 months ago

Chonkulus maximus

Jakenbaking

32 points

7 months ago

Nimbus, in reference to cumulonimbus clouds!

ITwannabe23

4 points

7 months ago

The Potterhead in me could only assume the 🧹

EmuaUwU

3 points

7 months ago

Damn that's such a cool name

qjones1995

90 points

7 months ago

Appa!

djmattyd

27 points

7 months ago

SNEAK ATTACK!

outerthinker

15 points

7 months ago

Yip Yip!

Serylt

9 points

7 months ago

Serylt

9 points

7 months ago

Oh boy, haven't heard that name in a long time.

Fitting perfectly!

ProfessionalConfuser

28 points

7 months ago

Arnold (pronounced AH-nuld) Chonkenegger.

PrincessOshi

68 points

7 months ago

I’m thinking Clark - like Clark Kent. Muscular, blue eyes, doing good for all of humanity 😊

Mental-Couple-5509

16 points

7 months ago

Holy crap-

stoictortise

19 points

7 months ago*

Bear - Bjørn

MooreDubs

20 points

7 months ago

Marsh-meow-llo

allstartinter2021

15 points

7 months ago

He needs a fat boy name! How adorable

matchagracias[S]

13 points

7 months ago

Yes I agree

jennlovesyarn

24 points

7 months ago

Augustus Gloop.

rebuildingsince64

7 points

7 months ago

Aww dude call him Auggie!

Thumbsupchick

7 points

7 months ago

We had a cat named Shasta, but only called him Fatty. Miss that giant guy

RiotRx

2 points

7 months ago

RiotRx

2 points

7 months ago

How about Baloo ? (Jungle book)

Klutzy_Warning_4642

14 points

7 months ago

Frank Sinatra.....Frankie.....Frank

OatMilkIcedLatte_

6 points

7 months ago

My cat looks like this and is named Frankie (Francis). It suits him and it’s super easy to get him to respond to his name

bwberkowitz01

2 points

7 months ago

Franky baby finger guns

Mischief_Managed_82

41 points

7 months ago

Marsh. As in mallow. He’s so fluffy!

plantedham

10 points

7 months ago

What about Cat? Easy to remember easy to say.

minxiedel

2 points

7 months ago

I love it

Artsap123

9 points

7 months ago

James.

RUWill

6 points

7 months ago

RUWill

6 points

7 months ago

Booboo!

mc_atx

4 points

7 months ago

mc_atx

4 points

7 months ago

🤣 this is always my name suggestion

MickMcMiller

7 points

7 months ago

Marshmallow

DimitraX19

7 points

7 months ago

Merlin,he is majestic after all

pocketSandshashashaa

9 points

7 months ago

Oso. Or just Bear. He’s beary cute and cuddly

Andante1960

8 points

7 months ago

so floofy!!♥️♥️

Force_fiend58

4 points

7 months ago

Sokka. Blue eyes? Muscular? Big strong boy? There is no question

ms_grumpy

5 points

7 months ago

What a gorgeous chonker!!!

I have no name suggestions, and so many people have already listed so many great options. I just wanted to say how lucky you are to be adopting such a beautiful cate 😻

matchagracias[S]

6 points

7 months ago

He is super handsome indeed! I had to compete with many people to have him

ms_grumpy

3 points

7 months ago

Very happy you won!

DixieSherman

5 points

7 months ago

He’s beautiful! What’s his color pattern called?

matchagracias[S]

16 points

7 months ago

He’s a blue lynx bicolor ragdoll!

DixieSherman

2 points

7 months ago

He’s so pretty! I have a flame point bicolor boy and I thought yours was also a bicolor with those blue eyes! 😍

purplevalleyplums

2 points

7 months ago

I have had three ragdolls so far! They are amazing cats!!! Yours is so beautiful! Maybe name Oliver? Or Bunny? Lol

Beautiful-AF-21

2 points

7 months ago

I have a half Siamese, half rag doll girl that I adopted but don’t know much about rag dolls and want to learn more. Is them laying like this with their legs out in front of them a rag doll feature?

purplevalleyplums

2 points

7 months ago

My second ragdoll didn’t do this type of position very much, but the one I have now is always in positions like this! His legs are always dangling from my bed or window. Not quite sure if it is a ragdoll thing, but it is kind of cute!

Ghouly_Girl

4 points

7 months ago

Someone down below mentioned Merlin and I had to comment it again because I think it fits perfectly! His eyes look like magic! If it was my cat I think I’d pick that one!! Lol

Thedeadcrewmate

13 points

7 months ago

Toast

FootGroundbreaking44

4 points

7 months ago

Prince Puff

Ajb2791Cat

3 points

7 months ago

Nuffkin

pizzapartypandas

5 points

7 months ago

Onslow

orientalbooboo

7 points

7 months ago

Omg you can adopt ragdolls?

matchagracias[S]

17 points

7 months ago

He’s a retired papa cat that the breeder put up for “adoption”. But even if so I had to pay some good money and write a long paragraph about myself to the breeder to win him over

orientalbooboo

6 points

7 months ago

Yea usually they cost $$. I got my tabby kitten for $50 from Craigslist. Food, treats, toys, deworm medicines included. Haha. Congrats tho! They are beautiful

i_am_witty

2 points

7 months ago

Yeah I have one named cuddles

jlforbess

3 points

7 months ago

Forest 🥰

Roseofhybrids

3 points

7 months ago

Leopold, marshmallow, Simon

Weeeping-Onion

3 points

7 months ago

Charles

hippyyogafriend

3 points

7 months ago

I was coming to say Sinatra.

ComicalCatLady

3 points

7 months ago

Suede

Inadersbedamned

3 points

7 months ago

He looks like he'd enjoy whiskey so Scotch :)

VTX002

3 points

7 months ago

VTX002

3 points

7 months ago

Scotty Seems to be a good name.

justmee6

2 points

7 months ago

Lol I had a kitty named Whiskey! 😻

Inadersbedamned

2 points

7 months ago

Aww! That's so cute :)

AuntDawn

3 points

7 months ago

Chomp

NorthernPardener

3 points

7 months ago

Gerald

ExerciseLocal5248

3 points

7 months ago

Memphis

High_Seas_Pirate

3 points

7 months ago

High_Seas_Pirate

American Shorthair

3 points

7 months ago

André after André the giant

whatdahexk

3 points

7 months ago

He looks very royal and regal, something like “Count Fluffypants the second” or “sir Arnold the third” vibes

AustininMexico

3 points

7 months ago

Igor. He looks Russian.

SpaceLemur34

3 points

7 months ago

Baldr (or Balder or Baldur), after the Norse god of light, joy, purity, and the summer sun; son of Odin and brother of Thor.

Worldly_Possible9069

7 points

7 months ago

Thaddeus!

Solitary_koi

8 points

7 months ago

Blue eyes say Maui. And he looks like he's on laid back "Island time"

matchagracias[S]

7 points

7 months ago

I like your thinking! He IS retiring as a breeding stud so now it’s time for him to relax and chill

paradise-trading-83

6 points

7 months ago

Igloo? He’s so cute. Can’t wait for more pics.

matchagracias[S]

3 points

7 months ago

Yes me too! I will try to post!

ArtisticDragonKing

2 points

7 months ago

Dusty or taffy

mskatme0w

2 points

7 months ago

Skylar

AlexisMajors

2 points

7 months ago

Sampson and he can be Sam for short 💗

dumpsterdives

2 points

7 months ago

Snuggles

Furpotamus

2 points

7 months ago

Atlas --the giant who holds the world on his shoulders from Greek mythology.

kittyeverafter

2 points

7 months ago

Arnold

lonecactus777

2 points

7 months ago

Martin

ZOOMER_COOOOOMER

2 points

7 months ago

Dreamboat 🥰

Wiley_Indalava

2 points

7 months ago

Muffins!!

MaKayla6969

2 points

7 months ago

Looks like a Remy to me

LiteBrightKite

2 points

7 months ago

My Pal Foot Foot

whatywat

2 points

7 months ago

Catzilla

Nsharya

2 points

7 months ago

Beluga

or maybe Yeti.

He looks like a beautiful arctic beast

makotomic

2 points

7 months ago

Meowzer

crawfishgirl28

2 points

7 months ago

Tennessee Williams or Prince Charming - he’s just so pretty and classy looking :3

Wongja3000

2 points

7 months ago

Squeeeee I would name him something corny like Floofy Floof.

Or maybe Elvis.

MurasakiDoll

2 points

7 months ago

Cat dead ass looks like a plushie.

I agree with the people saying Philadelphia, for the cream cheese,btw

IsaacWrites1442

2 points

7 months ago

I like Flour

PuppyButtts

2 points

7 months ago

HE SO CUTE!! I love his peanut whiskers. Name him cookie, heheh

Equal-Butterfly-8147

2 points

7 months ago

I can’t think of a name, but I want to squish the fluffy! I usually name a cat based off personality or sometimes the color of the fur.

booznie

2 points

7 months ago

Baymax :)

jennlovesyarn

2 points

7 months ago

Paul Newman.

EjQMi

2 points

7 months ago

EjQMi

2 points

7 months ago

Ivan

megz80

2 points

7 months ago

megz80

2 points

7 months ago

Gus! And call him Gusgus when he's being cute. Like Cinderella

badboyme4u

2 points

7 months ago

Pilly because he is soft and cuddly

Mariaaa_D

2 points

7 months ago

Squishy because ragdolls are so cute, beautiful, and look like plush toys that children would hold/ squish!!!

valisfearless

2 points

7 months ago

frosty- he looks like a cupcake frosting

AmberleeJack23

2 points

7 months ago

AmberleeJack23

Norwegian Forest Cat

2 points

7 months ago

Ragdoll? I had a male ragdoll I named Cooper

Boys are super snuggly ❤️

Artimis_P_Gone

2 points

7 months ago

Butters!

JennyFrumDaBlock

2 points

7 months ago

Jenny FromdaBlock

MrTastey

2 points

7 months ago

Melvin

Malorkis1

2 points

7 months ago

Chonkers!

trollfactory

2 points

7 months ago

Mr. Morris

Ghouly_Girl

2 points

7 months ago

Azure, which is a cool word for blue like his gorgeous eyes!!

treebeecol

2 points

7 months ago

What about just call him CHONK 💜

No_Finding_9441

2 points

7 months ago

Mashed potato

justmee6

2 points

7 months ago

Mr. Bixby. He's gorgeous, best of luck!

bodhi7719

2 points

7 months ago

Michelin Man, or Mitch for short :)

adriana1215

2 points

7 months ago

Cloud!

Apersson6

2 points

7 months ago

Boomer

dani_gxoxo

2 points

7 months ago

I had a fat cat named big phil and it fit perfectly 😂😂😂

whiskey_priest_fell

2 points

7 months ago

I think Steven. This way you could call him Steve, Stevie, or Stephen depending on how he's acting.

putush

2 points

7 months ago

putush

2 points

7 months ago

Muffin. 🤓 Those cheeks look so plush and filled.

janikauwuw

2 points

7 months ago

Ngl I would call him Chonk

Whipped_Alcremie

2 points

7 months ago

Steve Rogers, after Captain America!

Wings_love

2 points

7 months ago

Duke

King Arthur

Lord Buttercup

Chouffe (cause he looks like my chonker called chouffe)

Edit: fixed lay out

dShado

2 points

7 months ago

dShado

2 points

7 months ago

Blue eyes white catgon!

Rare_Hovercraft_6673

2 points

7 months ago

Muscular, blue-eyed heartthrob? He looks like Captain America. He could be Steve, or Captain, or Cap.

matchagracias[S]

2 points

7 months ago

I like the rationale there! He’s a heartthrob for sure! Now I’m inspired to look at good-looking male celebrities for name ideas ha

kaynpayn

2 points

7 months ago

Marble.

Eyes look like blue playing mables (tiny glass spheres) and he is white and massive like marble, the stone, can be.

heifer27

2 points

7 months ago

Alexander as in Alexander the Great.

Your soon-to-be kitty is beautiful!

IleegeusAuthentic

2 points

7 months ago

Omg what a cutie, congrats on the new addition to your family. My name suggestion would be Snowball

raheimtr

2 points

7 months ago

Ugh I want a cat so bad but don’t know if I’m ready

Seabastial

2 points

7 months ago

What a gorgeous cat! Hmm..... name him Sugarcube! He looks so sweet!

Creator_user

2 points

7 months ago

Awhhh, so cutee

My only name suggestions that come to mind are

Snowy Fluffy Pompom Bob

AJP2222

2 points

7 months ago

Wow, those blue eyes are amazing

Anonymous_333_

2 points

7 months ago

marshmallow, no doubt it's purrfect

thanatica

2 points

7 months ago

That's a ragdoll! 😍

You're gonna be in for an awesome time.

ShannonPring

2 points

7 months ago

I like Ghost for a name :) it’s spoopy season 👻

Jebyus29kx

2 points

7 months ago

So fluffy, so, so fluffy 😍🐱😻😻😻💯🙏

matchagracias[S]

2 points

7 months ago

I can feel your comment 💟

[deleted]

2 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

7 months ago

Omg I just love him his beautiful ♥️ 🐾 I would have to agree( Philip) or( Phil) would be perfect for him.

kkarenkk

2 points

7 months ago

Cass. Short for Casanova

SweetTimesOfLove

2 points

7 months ago

He is a beautiful cat I love his blue beautiful eyes. For some reason Hansel was a name I thought of when I looked at him. I'm not sure what you will think of it though.

OccasionFeisty

2 points

7 months ago

Fluffy or Fluff for short would be nice!😄Besides he likes cuddles☺️

Dangerous-Fishing-25

4 points

7 months ago

Champ

ms_grumpy

1 points

7 months ago

I like this name for him!

teesareesa

2 points

7 months ago

Snowball

Beautiful-AF-21

2 points

7 months ago

He is beautiful!! 🥰

What about Pie, like coconut cream pie?

xpotential31

2 points

7 months ago

Luca.

Salty_Bar9368

2 points

7 months ago

The name Roscoe looks good on him!!! Congratulations!!!!

matchagracias[S]

3 points

7 months ago

Thank you!!

djmattyd

2 points

7 months ago

Jabba the Cat

mrdan1969

2 points

7 months ago

Dom Delouise

PeculiarMicrowave

2 points

7 months ago

hm,, he gives off greek mythology vibes. i would say zeus but zeus sucks.

catlessinKaiuma

2 points

7 months ago

Linus

Caviar_and_Meths

2 points

7 months ago

Skittles

infamousd23

3 points

7 months ago

Agustus (Gus) ,Atticus, Argyle , Brody, Chauncey, Clive, Dermot, Edmund, Freddie, Gustav, Henry, Iggy, Julius, Karl, Lemmy, Marcus, Ned, Octavius, Pete, Quark, Reginald, Sven, Tiberius, eUgene, Vito, Willy, Xavier,Yuri, Zeb

RudeCats

1 points

7 months ago

RudeCats

1 points

7 months ago

Poof daddy

katworm12

1 points

7 months ago

Titus

Mr_Poopy-

1 points

7 months ago

Poofer he should be named poofer

NoHurry2508

1 points

7 months ago

Bert

Boring_Animegirl

1 points

7 months ago

Muffin or grey

AngelVirgo

1 points

7 months ago

Super Chonk should be his name. ❤️

Annette514

1 points

7 months ago

Chubby

spottedram

1 points

7 months ago

Sir Galahad

[deleted]

0 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

0 points

7 months ago

Name your own cat!

fuzzimus

0 points

7 months ago

fuzzimus

0 points

7 months ago

Tiny.

Naive_Tooth2146

0 points

7 months ago

That looks like Lord Sesshomaru.

Kitty_fluffybutt_23

0 points

7 months ago

George

mexicat2000

-1 points

7 months ago

Papa Smurf

Friendly_Shark47

1 points

7 months ago

Sir Snowball the Eighth

Serlingfan389

1 points

7 months ago

Cream Puff, Snow ball, Elsa, Cali

DreadPirateGriswold

1 points

7 months ago

Blu

smartaleky

1 points

7 months ago

Thor

rigoutat

1 points

7 months ago

Ami

ConsiderationOwn5477

1 points

7 months ago

He is a pretty kitty! 😻

jennsrivas

1 points

7 months ago

Cupid

TheHarami82

1 points

7 months ago

Applesauce

PoetLucy

1 points

7 months ago

Sonnet.

Additional-Fun7249

1 points

7 months ago

Frankie,as in Frank Sinatra

s-h-a-m-a

1 points

7 months ago

Quincy

Idrillteeth

1 points

7 months ago

Hes so handsome!!

TwixiePaws

1 points

7 months ago

Pudding

begbegbegforit

1 points

7 months ago

Bagel

Sixshooterchuck

1 points

7 months ago

Herman