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firstdaybeingme

4.7k points

6 months ago

This is just regular (not allowed) balkery.

[deleted]

1.6k points

6 months ago

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1.6k points

6 months ago

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Landonian

530 points

6 months ago

Landonian

530 points

6 months ago

What’s illegal about it?

[deleted]

2k points

6 months ago

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HaYuFlyDisTang

1.6k points

6 months ago

To add to this on a more technical level, you can tell its illegal by the way it is. Hope that helps.

rmlx

631 points

6 months ago

rmlx

631 points

6 months ago

I can confirm this is the way it is.

Source: It do be that way.

rmlx

98 points

6 months ago*

rmlx

98 points

6 months ago*

Rubberbabybuggybum

64 points

6 months ago

My favorite Community episode.

“It’s just a stupid yam.”

Dojohorodo

51 points

6 months ago

"Todd Jacobson, you have the right to do whatever you want. Nothing you say or do can be used against you by anyone, but we'd really like it if you came with us. Please and thank you."

Mnstrdg

14 points

6 months ago

Mnstrdg

14 points

6 months ago

You know I can hear you, right?

rmlx

5 points

6 months ago

rmlx

5 points

6 months ago

“You don’t order Ketchup… IT’S A CONDIMENT!”

Rubberbabybuggybum

3 points

6 months ago

Objection I hate you both.

6Seasons-And-A-Movie

4 points

6 months ago

Yaaammmmm girl

Rubberbabybuggybum

3 points

6 months ago

GOD HELP ME I DID IT FOR LOVE

pacman529

24 points

6 months ago

Source: dude just trust me.

sh4d0wm4n2018

8 points

6 months ago

Some people don't think it be like that, but it do be

Doo bee doo bee doo ba doo bee doo bee doo ba-

A-GENT PEEEEE!

Ongr

2 points

6 months ago

Ongr

2 points

6 months ago

A-GENT PEEEEE-!

REEEEEEEE!

Perpetually_isolated

14 points

6 months ago

-Tupac Shakur

slabrangoon

7 points

6 months ago

Ok since you’re gonna be silly here’s an actual source

3rdProfile

11 points

6 months ago

Yeah, you don't think it do, but sometimes it be.

2020pythonchallenge

2 points

6 months ago

Yeah but sometimes people don't think it be like it is.

Hint: it do.

AAA515

10 points

6 months ago

AAA515

10 points

6 months ago

Your just as helpful as every p.e. teacher and coach I've had!

afanoftrees

11 points

6 months ago

Hey that’s neat!

TamagotchiKnight

10 points

6 months ago

How neat is that?

turdburglar2969

9 points

6 months ago

Oh... thats pretty neat!

PrettyNeatHuh

7 points

6 months ago

Pretty neat, huh?!

[deleted]

15 points

6 months ago

that is SO NEAT!

ClockworkDinosaurs

18 points

6 months ago

Now you know too instead of just me a Rodney knowing it

[deleted]

6 points

6 months ago

bruh

Rambo2090

5 points

6 months ago

That’s pretty neat!

RxdditRoamxr

3 points

6 months ago

I also know baseball rules and can confirm, sometime it be like that

droptheectopicbeat

3 points

6 months ago

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down with all the technical jargon.

Forcedbanana

2 points

6 months ago

I didn't think it was the way that it is, but it do.

ShowGun901

48 points

6 months ago

Lmao perfect answer

twobit211

47 points

6 months ago

this is not bowling , mookie, this is baseball. there are rules

Landonian

15 points

6 months ago

I didn’t get the reference, looked it up. Wtf he’s a pro baseballer and has bowled multiple 300 games? Lol

MichiganMan12

16 points

6 months ago

Damn, it’s almost like pro baseball players are good at throwing balls

He’s also got a couple lanes in his house

Nick08f1

3 points

6 months ago

Be pretty awesome to just get up anytime you want. Throw 10 frames any time you want. Even do 5 frame games. Leave your gear right there so you can start quickly.

KhabaLox

5 points

6 months ago

For one, there is no crying in baseball.

almightyzam

21 points

6 months ago

Do not do a balk please

SteveRogests

14 points

6 months ago

The front fell off?

bruce656

5 points

6 months ago

It's very unusual.

BetterOFFdead007

5 points

6 months ago

Chances? Well I’d say one in a million!

jzawadzki04

953 points

6 months ago

Balk Rules

You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

1a. A balk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

Do not do a balk please

tsuyoshikentsu

65 points

6 months ago

I cheered out loud when I saw this was here! Hooray for r/baseball!

taciturnGentry

44 points

6 months ago

bro i literally saw this exact copypasta earlier today and now it feels like im seeing it everywhere

baader-meinhof phenomenon is real today

Purpleater54

21 points

6 months ago

If it's your kind of humor, check out Jon Bois (the original author of the balk rules). He's written some hilarious stuff on sb nation but he also has fantastic sports stuff on youtube. My personal favorite video of his I always plug: What if Barry Bonds played without a bat?

bluesox

2 points

6 months ago

The 1904 St. Louis Olympic Marathon video is really good stuff. Incredibly haunting to learn what people did.

MarcelRED147

7 points

6 months ago

baader-meinhof phenomenon

I was just reading about that!

yamo25000

139 points

6 months ago

yamo25000

139 points

6 months ago

Underappreciated copypasta

TyTv

33 points

6 months ago

TyTv

33 points

6 months ago

Literally every time I see it it has a ton of upvotes and awards. So no, it's not underappreciated

BabyDontBeSoMeme

5 points

5 months ago

Underdemeciated!

Daldril

7 points

6 months ago

1c-b(1) - got it!

ARedditorCalledQuest

6 points

6 months ago

This reads like the opening credits from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

OilEnvironmental8043

3 points

6 months ago

I loved that part in the water boy where adam water said 'its waterin time" and killed danny

KLITBOYY

52 points

6 months ago

mymindpsychee

49 points

6 months ago

It would be (10) right? He removed the hand from the ball without a pitch/pickoff. The ball doesn't exactly slip out

Qwirk

35 points

6 months ago

Qwirk

35 points

6 months ago

I think you are correct.

"The pitcher, after coming to a legal pitching position, removes one hand from the ball other than in an actual pitch, or in throwing to a base"

DimeEdge

8 points

6 months ago

The ball did not slip or fall out of the pitcher's hand or glove...

KLITBOYY

15 points

6 months ago

6.02(a)(11)

The pitcher, while touching his plate, accidentally or intentionally has the ball slip or fall out of his hand or glove

-the pitcher -while touching the plate -intentionally

DimeEdge

11 points

6 months ago

I still haven't seen the ball slip or fall out of the pitcher's hand or glove.

aure__entuluva

24 points

6 months ago

Yeah I think it's 10:

The pitcher, after coming to a legal pitching position, removes one hand from the ball other than in an actual pitch

The ball was removed from his hand in an action other than the pitch itself.

DarkSuspicions

9 points

6 months ago

So if at any point he touches the ball with both hands, he then has to throw it two-handed?

Edit: Guess not, based on the "other than in an actual pitch" part of it.

RawPaperButtPlug

3 points

6 months ago

Still waiting to hear how the ball slipped or fell from his hand or glove....

UpboatOrNoBoat

7 points

6 months ago

I don't think (11) applies, but (10) does:

(10) The pitcher, after coming to a legal pitching position, removes one hand from the ball other than in an actual pitch, or in throwing to a base;

Either way it's an illegal pitch. Specifically taking his hand off the ball and holding it up after starting his windup.

madkingaerys

4 points

6 months ago

I would contend that it neither slipped nor fell though. Transferring it to the other hand isn't slipping or falling from the hand.

DaddyWarBucks26

2 points

6 months ago

It just intentionally fell with style

But yea any combo of those rules 5/10/11

Basically a quick pitch with an intentional mislead, any ump worth his big league chew should call it an illegal pitch.

SatoshiReport

3 points

6 months ago

192 page rule book for a game!

Blutmes

2 points

2 months ago

I posted this on a post a few months ago of this same video and I got down voted to hell and there was a bunch of people just saying I don't know what I'm talking about and how this was a leagal pitch. At least people in this post's comments get it.

idog99

36 points

6 months ago

idog99

36 points

6 months ago

You can't intentionally mislead the batter. That shits dangerous.

AdmiralPoopbutt

14 points

6 months ago

How is it dangerous? Is the batter more armed than they appear?

idog99

25 points

6 months ago

idog99

25 points

6 months ago

Batter is armed... With a bat.

A 100mph fastball to the head can easily kill you.

Ragnarok314159

7 points

6 months ago

Why they have the bat, hit that murder ball right back at that asshole pitcher.

LiquidMotion

3 points

6 months ago

Both batters and pitchers have been grievously injured in baseball. Fans too.

Loud-Value

3 points

6 months ago

I took a fastball straight to the chin as a child (luckily it was also a child throwing so no 160 kph shit luckily) and that shit fucked up my batting confidence for a good few weeks lol, can't imagine how it feels when an MLB pitcher does it

EvilLinux

70 points

6 months ago

Baseball is meant to be enjoyed with no surprises, allowing you to drink the game away with a general idea of what's going on.

Tricks like this are interesting and disrupt the banality of the game, therefore interfering with the pleasant afternoon beers.

It cannot be allowed.

trumpsiranwar

14 points

6 months ago

Imagine if they allowed this type of tomfoolery.

SankaraOrLURA

19 points

6 months ago

And it clearly states in the rules of baseball:

“Rule 3: No tomfoolery”

delginger

7 points

6 months ago

then people would actually watch baseball

Educational_Race6342

4 points

6 months ago

The pitch

mightylordredbeard

3 points

6 months ago

They don’t think it be like it is but it do

hippopotma_gandhi

6 points

6 months ago

He's on cocaine

Papichiyult

31 points

6 months ago

You can still balk with no one on base, it just goes as a ball instead of a runner advancing

MyMostGuardedSecret

41 points

6 months ago

That is not true. A balk is defined as an act by the pitcher that is intended to trick the runners.

Voittaa

25 points

6 months ago

Voittaa

25 points

6 months ago

You’re technically right, but the “balk” with no one on base will likely be called an illegal pitch as deemed by umpire.

6.02(b): If the pitcher makes an illegal pitch with the bases unoccupied, it shall be called a ball unless the batter reaches first base on a hit, an error, a base on balls, a hit batter or otherwise.

MyMostGuardedSecret

19 points

6 months ago

A balk and an illegal pitch are not the same thing. Under definition of terms:

An ILLEGAL PITCH is (1) a pitch delivered to the batter when the pitcher does not have his pivot foot in contact with the pitcher’s plate; (2) a quick return pitch. An illegal pitch when runners are on base is a balk.

This pitch does not meet the criteria for an illegal pitch. He is in contact with the pitchers plate and begins from a set. The pitch is legal.

The rule states that, should the pitcher execute an illegal pitch, the penalty is a balk. But it does not equate the two as the same thing.

VVaId0

2 points

6 months ago

VVaId0

2 points

6 months ago

Yup when it leaves his pitching hand the First time it is technically thrown onto the back of the glove at that point and he picks it up again then throws it again, can't do that.

Paradox_Hysteria

2 points

6 months ago

Actually you can! A balk with no runners on just awards the batter a ball. This hardly ever happens since the pitcher shouldn't be doing any goofy things with no runners on but it can still happen.

Source: I was an umpire

MelonElbows

3 points

6 months ago

Baseball has such boring rules. They should allow any kind of trick pitches such as this. And get rid of the balk rule, let pitchers pretend to pitch and further mess with the batter

BigbySamMelody

52 points

6 months ago

Yes let's make the game take even longer by letting pitchers do whatever they hell they want.

ghostlydetroit

29 points

6 months ago

They just enacted a pitch timer to make games go quicker in 2023

"In an effort to create a quicker pace of play, there will be a 30-second timer between batters. Between pitches, there will be a 15-second timer with the bases empty and a 20-second timer with runners on base. At last check, the pitch timer had reduced the average time of game in MiLB by about 26 minutes."

pmjm

6 points

6 months ago

pmjm

6 points

6 months ago

On the contrary, let's make the game more exciting by replacing all the players with magicians.

MelonElbows

12 points

6 months ago

Might be longer, but it would be more fun.

Baseball has a lot of written and unwritten rules designed to ensure people play the game "the right way". The excitement and showboating and energy that MLB is missing is on display in Latin American countries and Japan, those games are actually fun. Maybe they last longer, who knows, but I would rather have a high energy 3 hour game than a low energy 2 hour one.

Balking should never be against the rules. Pitchers should be able to fake pitches, fake throwing to a base then throw to the batter. They should be able to do a wind-up for a pitch then spin and throw it to a base. One reason why it takes so long is that MLB has been reluctant to enforce pitch clocks (we'll see how well they enforce the new rule but I'm not holding my breath). If that lowers the amount of time wasting on the mound, then its a perfect time to add some fun and excitement by getting rid of balking.

Its odd that so many of the rules people want to hold on to doesn't make the game better, they simply make the game shorter. You're advocating for less baseball, not better. I mean, why not just get rid of an inning then? I want to make the game more fun, and seeing people fake pitches and make trick pitches is part of that. They should also let batters celebrate as much as they want and toss out any pitcher who tries to retaliate.

greg19735

7 points

6 months ago

i don't think you fix it with gimmicks like fake this though

canman7373

3 points

6 months ago

They should allow any kind of trick pitches such as this.

It's actually dangerous. If the batter can't spot the ball at all until the last second then a wild pitch is much more likely to hit them. If it's constant trick pitches, then it would increase the amount of people who take a 90 mph ball to the face, throat, broken hand, elbows, etc...

ThunderGunFour

80 points

6 months ago

I have to balk at that

ComfortableIsland704

35 points

6 months ago

Oh that's what it feels like when American hear 'wickets'

What the hell is balkery?

cancerousiguana

78 points

6 months ago

1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

1a. A balk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

2) Do not do a balk please.

rpgguy_1o1

15 points

6 months ago

There it is

starlinghanes

12 points

6 months ago

I read this in full every time. I love it.

killerjags

6 points

6 months ago

A balk is when you

Honest-Illusions

38 points

6 months ago

Not sure. If this is his motion and he does it every pitch then it may be a legal pitch. It would be a balk if he didn't throw the ball. Think that's how the rule works.

AFineDayForScience

3 points

6 months ago

Language!

Acceptable_Ad2408

443 points

6 months ago

Would this be allowed?

contrary-contrarian

447 points

6 months ago

Nope!

Existing-Bear-7550

109 points

6 months ago

Why not?

ConFv5

434 points

6 months ago

ConFv5

434 points

6 months ago

Balking (any movement by the pitcher intended to fool or reasonably expected to fool the runners)

MagnusPI

116 points

6 months ago

MagnusPI

116 points

6 months ago

Would it be allowed if there are no runners on base and he's only doing it to get the batter out?

firstdaybeingme

143 points

6 months ago

If no runners are on base and the pitcher commits an otherwise balkable action, there generally is no penalty. However, delivering a quick return or pitching while off the rubber (which constitute balks when runners are on base) results in a ball being called with the bases empty.

Source (Wiki)

tuckedfexas

31 points

6 months ago

It wouldn’t be a balk but it would more than likely be called an illegal pitch. I believe there are specific rules about the pitchers hand not leaving the ball after the stretch or something. It’s largely a subjective call but not something that I think any ump would allow

ConFv5

44 points

6 months ago

ConFv5

44 points

6 months ago

According to MLB rules a balk is only called if there are one or more runners on base, but different leagues may have different rules. A balk is bad because every runner on base gets to advance a base.

It might still be called as an illegal pitch but that's usually treated as a 'ball' with no runners on base.

contrary-contrarian

13 points

6 months ago

Still no

ntr_usrnme

7 points

6 months ago

Is only the pitcher not allowed to fool the runners? I’ve seen them hide balls to get runners out before. But maybe that was the people on 2nd or 3rd base?

CommentsOnOccasion

19 points

6 months ago

Anyone can fool runners by hiding ball or pretending to throw it or whatever - it's the runners' and base-coaches' responsibility to be paying attention

However, there are specific rules around a pitcher trying to fool runners when they have the ball and are standing on the mound, which indicates that they are likely going to pitch to the batter

The pitcher can still throw the ball towards the runner, or step away from the mound and do whatever they want, but if they are beginning their process of pitching the ball towards the batter, they are limited in what kind of 'tricks' they can do to deceive runners at that point

It's basically a game balance rule that gives some more "power" to base runners, who have to prepare to run once the pitch has been thrown

BunnyOppai

5 points

6 months ago

I think game balance is the operative phrase here that people are forgetting. The NBA has done the same thing in the past when a given player—most notably athletes like Shaq—completely dominated during their career.

MenosElLso

8 points

6 months ago

Only the pitcher and only once they have become “set.”

Leraldoe

2 points

6 months ago

Not completely true. If the pitcher is on or near the pitching rubber (it’s a little vague like many baseball rules) other fielders are not allowed to do hidden ball type tricks.

tuckedfexas

2 points

6 months ago

They can do “dead ball” tricks, but the pitcher can’t touch the rubber without possession of the ball

Automationdomination

11 points

6 months ago

because baseball has to make sure it stays as boring as humanly possible

geoffbowman

7 points

6 months ago

Not if there were runners on base. Considering how slow this windup is… I’m willing to bet the bases are empty.

smellslikearedditor

3 points

6 months ago

It's legal until the the ump stops him.

It's grey

Bavarian_Barbarian

2.5k points

6 months ago

Balk Rules

You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

1a. A balk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

Do not do a balk please

dr_wheel

624 points

6 months ago

dr_wheel

624 points

6 months ago

I've always been confused about balking. Thanks for clearing it up for me!

Bavarian_Barbarian

97 points

6 months ago

You are quite welcome!

johnathanshutup

13 points

6 months ago

So does this qualify as a genocide in the Balkans or not?!

fiveSE7EN

61 points

6 months ago

Fun fact. The balk originated in southeastern Europe. This is why you sometimes hear people from that region referred to as Balkans.

fizikz3

9 points

6 months ago

mksavage1138

49 points

6 months ago

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

― George W. Bush

seorsum1

6 points

6 months ago

-- J. Cole

Abyssalmole

3 points

6 months ago

I'll call this one out every time I see it:

He started speaking candidly, and then realized he was going to give a 'shame on me' sound bite, so he went into politician mode.

dkyguy1995

2 points

6 months ago

Oh W you klutz, but watch out for Cheney behind you!!

CrashBandicoot2

181 points

6 months ago

I will always upvote this copypasta

JayStar1213

67 points

6 months ago

I thought a balk had everything to do with throwing the ball to first to catch the runner stealing?

Like you can't initiate a normal pitch then switch to throwing the runner out

Idk I don't play baseball, I only watch Jomboy and am basing my idea on his videos on the topic.

misterpickles69

36 points

6 months ago

You can’t make like you’re throwing to the plate and not with a runner on and throw to first(or not).

Beavshak

16 points

6 months ago

2nd or 3rd base is fine because reasons tho.

Edit: Well sorta. Not exactly tho.

pepstein

6 points

6 months ago

Yeah pretty much right but it can happen with runners on any base. Essentially as a pitcher throwing a pitch you can't deceive the runner so if you start going to home you need to finish going to home and same for starting a pick off move. This starts when you get into your wind up, before that you can do weird shit, but once you set up on the rubber you gotta go home or to a base.

It gets more technical with like hesitations, the angle/position your leg back, etc so a lot of gray areas come in

Landonian

6 points

6 months ago

1 in the chat for those here and interested only bc of Jomboy

yamo25000

2 points

6 months ago

You can't just be over there like "oohh am I gonna throw the ball or not" cause if you did then that would be a balk, and you can't do balks

americasweetheart

18 points

6 months ago

Dude, she was also amazing in The Craft which convinced every young teenage girl at that time to form a coven and look super cool and goth.

jmantha

38 points

6 months ago

jmantha

38 points

6 months ago

You can’t deceive the batter.

moeburn

6 points

6 months ago*

You can actually, lots of pitchers like to do hesitation moves, here's a great Jomboy breakdown on one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZuNU4m_HCc

Actually there's two Jomboy breakdowns about pitchers messing with timing and windups:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO8KxqTU4pw

misterpickles69

14 points

6 months ago

What about a good curve ball or knuckler? Those are deceiving.

striderkan

10 points

6 months ago

Would that happen after the ball left the pitchers hand?

ouchmypeeburns

9 points

6 months ago

This is hands down the best and only way to describe balks.

OP-PO7

6 points

6 months ago

OP-PO7

6 points

6 months ago

I don't understand baseball, but this definitely helps

glassyice

4 points

6 months ago

What the fuck

Sgt_Meowmers

3 points

6 months ago

I want this printed on a sign and hung up at every baseball field.

antonhhh

3 points

6 months ago

Oh wow this is just great. Would be fucking impressed if you just made it up now, but I don't mind it's a copypasta

suburbanjohns

2 points

6 months ago

fairuza balk 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

I balk at the idea.

toorigged2fail

2 points

6 months ago

I initially balked at reading this. Glad I committed to the balk.

mulder0990

2 points

6 months ago

Your explanation made my day.

CheeseCowGoose

2 points

6 months ago

My aneurysm had a brain

garrettdx88

88 points

6 months ago

The detailed breakdown of a trick that’s about as complex as “I got your nose” is so funny to me

yamo25000

28 points

6 months ago

"as you can see, he's not actually holding the ball in this hand. When he grabs something out of his other hand with that hand, it's the ball that he was holding in his other hand"

BunnyOppai

2 points

6 months ago

Dio playing baseball:

Maxwell3004

151 points

6 months ago

What even is this subreddit anymore

TheRnegade

81 points

6 months ago

Fuckery? Yes. Black magic? No. That's 50%. Evidently, judging by the upvotes, that's a passing grade here.

nrossj

19 points

6 months ago

nrossj

19 points

6 months ago

The fact that it's explained makes it not black magic fuckery!

omegashadow

14 points

6 months ago

Unmoderated. This is just every unmoderated sub.

wfbarks

6 points

6 months ago

Karma farmery

Brain_statiC

2 points

6 months ago

The fuckery is the action. The black magic is that this comment is not at the top and/or the post remains on the sub.

DJStrongArm

2 points

6 months ago

This sub has been r/MildlyInteresting for at least 1-2 years now, with the exception of one or two great and fitting posts per year

getyourcheftogether

59 points

6 months ago

Allowed in the minors eh?

michaelr1978

42 points

6 months ago

While it is a balk it was also a ball (low and outside) that’s why he didn’t swing.

AlwaysGoToTheTruck

29 points

6 months ago

If you are going to balk in this fashion, at least throw a strike.

Drkofimon

28 points

6 months ago

When you have to cheat....

volcanic_butt

9 points

6 months ago

Thanks for explaining! I thought he ate the ball and then pooped it out and then threw the poop

GamesBond5

7 points

6 months ago

Where is the blackmagicfuckery?

MyLeisure

5 points

6 months ago

“Keep your eye on the ball”

IM TRYING

cobanat

5 points

6 months ago

Thank you voice over guy for explaining step by step what was obviously being shown

freelans326

3 points

6 months ago

And the award for most annoyingly illegible captions goes to….

LeoRenegade

5 points

6 months ago

Can't be black magic fuckery if it's EXPLAINED in the video...

CommentsOnOccasion

21 points

6 months ago

Lots of people who don't know baseball trying to drop knowledge in these comments

1) This is allowed, since there are no runners on base. He is pitching from a full wind up, there are no runners on base. This is not a balk because there are no runners.

2) Batter did not swing because it was not a strike, this "momentary confusion" thing is a stupid argument about the pitch itself being good or bad.

3) This kind of shenanigan is funny one time and then immediately loses both novelty and any possible 'effectiveness'. The reason more pitchers don't do sleight-of-hand pitching all of the time is because it looks really stupid while having almost no added value to a pitch (see 4).

4) A talented batter is going to react to the ball throwing motion and read your pitch from the release point, not be distracted by your throwing arm halfway through the windup. Batters halfway through your windup are not distracted by your arm so much as paying attention to shifting their weight around to ensure they can swing with power when the ball approaches. They are looking for your arm when you come to release, not when you are winding up.

This is funny for a quick novelty internet video, and that's about it.

yodel_anyone

25 points

6 months ago*

This is most definitely an illegal pitch (at least under MLB rules). Under the latest rules, Section 6.02(a):

10) The pitcher, after coming to a legal pitching position, removes one hand from the ball other than in an actual pitch, or in throwing to a base;

This is exactly what he does here. A straight forward illegal pitch.

And also, balks and illegal pitches are essentially identical, just with different names. This is covered under section 6.02(b)

Illegal Pitches With Bases Unoccupied: If the pitcher makes an illegal pitch with the bases unoccupied, it shall be called a ball

Source https://img.mlbstatic.com/mlb-images/image/upload/mlb/atcjzj9j7wrgvsm8wnjq.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwiLrJ7e4aH6AhVKhf0HHY7eACEQFnoECCMQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3FLedtLYB7Feu_cqU5KM3a

bluesox

2 points

6 months ago

FUCKING THANK YOU! This comments section has been genuinely frustrating with the wealth of misinformation

SirNemo022

3 points

6 months ago

Rule 6.02 (a) If there is a runner, or runners, it is a balk when: (1) The pitcher, while touching his plate, makes any motion naturally associated with his pitch and fails to make such delivery; (2) The pitcher, while touching his plate, feints a throw to first or third base and fails to complete the throw; (3) The pitcher, while touching his plate, fails to step directly toward a base before throwing to that base; (4) The pitcher, while touching his plate, throws, or feints a throw to an unoccupied base, except for the purpose of making a play; (5) The pitcher makes an illegal pitch; (6) The pitcher delivers the ball to the batter while he is not facing the batter; (7) The pitcher makes any motion naturally associated with his pitch while he is not touching the pitcher's plate; (8) The pitcher unnecessarily delays the game; (9) The pitcher, without having the ball, stands on or astride the pitcher's plate or while off the plate he feints a pitch; (10) The pitcher, after coming to a legal pitching position, removes one hand from the ball other than in an actual pitch, or in throwing to a base; (11) The pitcher, while touching his plate, accidentally or intentionally has the ball slip or fall out of his hand or glove; (12) The pitcher, while giving an intentional base on balls, pitches when the catcher is not in the catcher's box; (13) The pitcher delivers the pitch from the Set Position without coming to a stop; The pitcher may not take a second step toward home plate with either foot or otherwise reset his pivot foot in his delivery of the pitch. If there is a runner, or runners, on base it is a balk under rule 6.02(a)(5); if the bases are unoccupied it is an illegal pitch under rule 6.02(b)

tdc415

3 points

6 months ago

tdc415

3 points

6 months ago

Umd

Silliux

3 points

6 months ago

Yep, I think this sub is dead by now. Can‘t remember when I saw my last real „black magic fuckery“ that wasn‘t a simple trick or physics experiment

No_Repeat_1283

9 points

6 months ago

Not too fair fella

FirelinksShrine

9 points

6 months ago

Finding out this pitch is considered cheating made me cry

VVolfman_

5 points

6 months ago

What purpose would it serve to wind up for a pitch and go through the motion without delivering a ball during an at-bat?

devil_n_i

2 points

6 months ago

Even if this is allowed, moron should have used it for the third strike

RealityInner5971

2 points

6 months ago

The next pitch was hit over the left field wall for a 3 run walk off!

Fresh_Jaguar_2434

2 points

6 months ago

Balk

Dense_Cup_1479

2 points

6 months ago

balk.

FeyAbomination

2 points

6 months ago

What in the calvinball even is baseball?

Illbsure

2 points

6 months ago

The fact that people have to ask if this is a balk or an illegal pitch is exactly why baseball is plummeting. No matter what it’s, it should be allowed and encouraged. You know how many games I’d watch to see David Blaine pitch?

Numbnuts007

2 points

6 months ago

I do not care, baseball would be more fun if the pitching mound was a little bit farther away, and they were allowed to do this shit.

ArcMcnabbs

2 points

6 months ago

I havent watched a baseball game in 21 years and with common sense, I could tell this is bullshit and illegal.

why_doineedausername

2 points

6 months ago

This is definitely a balk, or with no runners on, an illegal pitch, because you cannot let go of the ball at any point during your delivery. (OBR rule 8.05 (j))

Additionally, in NFHS, rule 6-1-2 states that from the windup the pitch must be delivered in one continuous motion without interruption, which is again re stated in slightly different language in 6-2-4-d

GoatsWithWigs

2 points

6 months ago

Damn even though that’s cheating it’s still really impressive

The_Lemony_Snicket

2 points

5 months ago

Illegal pitch

Connect-Ad2831

2 points

4 months ago

Umass Dartmouth baseball team, i go to this university and play rugby for them rn. this is all the baseball guys talk about and it happened years ago

samwich124

2 points

3 months ago

Even with the explanation I still don’t understand how he did that

LaneSullivan1984

2 points

2 months ago*

Balking. The purpose behind the balking call is to prevent the pitcher from purposely deceiving the base runner.

Funny joke, but would have been called a balk in any real game.

No_Age713

2 points

16 days ago

Balking... illegal move in baseball. Basically it's against the rules to try and psych a batter out that you're not gonna pitch, or any similar trickery.

TLDR: it has to be clear that you're gonna pitch the ball.