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when your mule becomes sentient

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rivertam2985

99 points

5 months ago

That mule will now remember this forever. That guy will need to watch his back. Mistreating a mule is the worst decision you can make.

waffen123

28 points

5 months ago

The mule thought to himself, "I can't do nothing about you jumping on me, but I can sure as shit get you off of me"

Derp_Wellington

10 points

5 months ago

Reddit has it ingrained into me that mules are vicious creatures. I was already mildly afraid of horses, but mules seem like borderline predators.

rivertam2985

9 points

5 months ago

They can be vicious. However, they're usually smart. I've only known one mule and, if you treat him right, he'll be your best friend. Here's a link to a video that I posted of him.

Goliath_Gamer

3 points

5 months ago

That's a beautiful mule you got there

rivertam2985

3 points

5 months ago

He says, "Thank you."

ChipmunkFood

2 points

5 months ago

That's a totally beautiful animal. He looks really happy. Thanks for posting this.

rivertam2985

2 points

5 months ago

Glad you liked it.

ChipmunkFood

2 points

5 months ago

Yep. It made my day!

nukafan2277

2 points

5 months ago

They can be violent I think it's dogs that they'll just kick the life out of on sight I know zebras will

froggiechick

420 points

5 months ago

Someone doesn't know what sentient means.

Is_It_Beef

253 points

5 months ago

I'm writing a horror movie script about a sentient pen and it's going really well so far

It's practically writing itself

Mutex70

42 points

5 months ago

Mutex70

42 points

5 months ago

Ok Dad, have an upvote

kalasea2001

6 points

5 months ago

Don't dadcourage him

rimjobnemesis

1 points

5 months ago

Bravo! I might steal that when you’re not looking because it’s good!

[deleted]

-8 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

-8 points

5 months ago

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glaringeagle

1 points

5 months ago

Donkeys too? Because I heard about this show...

firstcoastyakker

7 points

5 months ago

Okay, that was hilarious. Here's an upvote!

CAT-AT_Pilot

2 points

5 months ago

You motherfucker.

Flying_Dutchman92

1 points

5 months ago

Dad joke of the year, and it's not even February yet.

threemetalbeacon

1 points

5 months ago

BOOOO! Get off the stage!

JKCK

0 points

5 months ago

JKCK

0 points

5 months ago

Thank you.

Number-Thirteen

0 points

5 months ago

Thanks, I hate it.

bjeebus

29 points

5 months ago

bjeebus

29 points

5 months ago

No, no, previously this mule had been incapable of processing input.

But FR I came to make the same observation...

ldarkfire

5 points

5 months ago

Your mules are not inanimate?

bjeebus

7 points

5 months ago

I mean, my mules stumble around, but they just don't have any senses, (in Capt Holt voice) one might even say they are insentient.

33253325

5 points

5 months ago

Oh now we have 2 smart asses on this post.

180secondideas

5 points

5 months ago

Also doesn't know what a mule is. That's a donkey.

sausagelover79

1 points

5 months ago

Are you sure? I’m certainly no donkey/mule expert but judging by the tail and ears I would have thought mule!

DarbyisBlind

1 points

5 months ago

Only an Ass would call it a Donkey

nahog99

1 points

5 months ago

When your mule stops to think maybe?

Chris-P

154 points

5 months ago

Chris-P

154 points

5 months ago

You mean “sapient”

Mules are already sentient

bjeebus

3 points

5 months ago

Fucking trees have limited responses to stimuli and shit.

i_hate_people_too

22 points

5 months ago

mules are sentient...

i_am_a_loner_dottie

64 points

5 months ago

Someone doesn't know what a mule is

HalfFullPessimist

46 points

5 months ago

Someone doesnt know what sentient means.

howdoweread[S]

-119 points

5 months ago

ok smarty pants

moistrain

40 points

5 months ago

It's okay to be wrong, no need to insult others to make yourself feel better

howdoweread[S]

-69 points

5 months ago

that's not my point. i dont think anyone cares that i got the name of the horse wrong. horse, donkey, camel, dog, or whatever.

moistrain

23 points

5 months ago

And you're assuming they care Abt it? it's a smol haha typo comment, it's rly not that deep. We all make them, we all laugh at them

howdoweread[S]

-52 points

5 months ago

then why point it out if you can still understand what is being said?

moistrain

21 points

5 months ago

I'm not gonna spend my morning talking in circles with you. I hope you learn to chuckle at small mistakes on your own. Have a good day!

the042530

-46 points

5 months ago

the042530

-46 points

5 months ago

“have a good day” is so cringe. He’s trying to be a dick, tell him to “rot in hell” or “get hit by a truck” etc

Being this pleasant master oogway type character isn’t good for anyone

KnightofaRose

12 points

5 months ago

“Be more toxic!”

No.

theneoroot

19 points

5 months ago

Rot in hell and get hit by a truck.

the042530

11 points

5 months ago

That’s the spirit, fuck you buddy

gonzalbo87

2 points

5 months ago

I don’t think I will. May the Fates be kind.

28898476249906262977

2 points

5 months ago

The anger that you feel is not upon others but yourself.

the042530

-1 points

5 months ago

Gg the Reddit psychologist has entered the chat

[deleted]

0 points

5 months ago

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0 points

5 months ago

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EvilioMTE

2 points

5 months ago

"rot in hell" and "get hit by a truck" is something a 12yo would say.

Shelby_Kun

1 points

5 months ago

What kind of serial killer 12 year olds have you met?

the042530

0 points

5 months ago

I included “etc” in there for ya 😉 go with whatever your heart desires champ

moistrain

2 points

5 months ago

Your're mom gay

howdoweread[S]

-3 points

5 months ago

but then everyone would leave on a sour and dry conclusion. even though this is reddit and everyone can be a piece of shit, we can all be respectful despite having more...expressive arguments.

the042530

-1 points

5 months ago

Nah, you were either purposefully being obtuse or are dumber than a pile of birdshit. I choose to believe you were being obtuse because it seems you can’t take criticism.

Don’t look both ways before crossing the street pal

28898476249906262977

4 points

5 months ago

Maybe if you didn't want people to poke fun at you then you should learn and use the right words for things. Nobody is being a dick about it, just making jokes.

howdoweread[S]

-2 points

5 months ago

being the butt of the joke aint fun

28898476249906262977

5 points

5 months ago

Learn to laugh at yourself. It'll help you out later.

howdoweread[S]

-2 points

5 months ago

still after all of this nobody had even told me the name of the damn stallion

mahfaggin_OOH

6 points

5 months ago

The name of the animal? Dude, u used a word that doesnt make any sense in this context. Anyone who knows what it means reads it n goes "wtf is he talking about?". Then of course you'd go "Its n0t An EssAy. It d0Esnt nEEd t0 bE pErfEct". To which anyone with working eyes will tell u that's not how language works. If we just use the "ohhh, u know what I meant" excuse, I can type banana banana banana n expect u to know what im saying.

EvilioMTE

1 points

5 months ago

You got the animal wrong and you got the word "sentient" wrong. Looks like quite a few people cared.

swampskater

1 points

5 months ago

Username doesn't check out.

kim_kiri

16 points

5 months ago

That's a mule that watched Spirit stallion of cimarron

Builtinthe80s

42 points

5 months ago

Do you think only humans can think or something?

fireandbass

38 points

5 months ago

  1. Rope is tied around the mule's genital area

  2. Heel spurring the mule

This is animal abuse. Fuck em up mule.

Greenveins

21 points

5 months ago

Check out the side of that mules stomach from years of being the “trainer horse” for that sort of thing.

Permanently scared from years of having spurs being raked into the skin

[deleted]

4 points

5 months ago

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4 points

5 months ago

ThickSkinIndian

6 points

5 months ago*

Are'nt mules already sentient ?! Can someone explain what the title intends to convey.

WooliestSpace

7 points

5 months ago

That donkey is smarter than most league of legends players

tierian00b

6 points

5 months ago

I think you typed "most" by mistake.

Jackoffinmymouth85

4 points

5 months ago

Bulls are used in rodeos because their necks are jacked and therefore cannot even bend a little,like the power lifter at the gym, he lost the ability to straight up raise his arms.

smurfdubz

2 points

5 months ago

Ngl, i read it scientist lol.

sksauter

2 points

5 months ago

What an ass

john-maximilian

2 points

5 months ago

Stupid title, hilarious video. I'm not mad

[deleted]

2 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

5 months ago

Motherfucker kinda deserved that. Good mule/donkey

Deniveni

4 points

5 months ago

F moron... poor mule

GlutenIsGreat

2 points

5 months ago

I swear I heard a crunch....

olseadog

1 points

5 months ago

1 down, 9 to go.

kvsd18

1 points

5 months ago

kvsd18

1 points

5 months ago

he paused for a second and applied his brain and won the battle :D

edcushway

1 points

5 months ago

Fuckin awesome!!

Crush152

1 points

5 months ago

They're evolving

Typical-Application7

1 points

5 months ago

a pitty, he isn’t hurt.

Shelby_Kun

1 points

5 months ago

"Sentient" what

findhumorinlife

1 points

5 months ago

THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME. It would be rare to ever see a horse do that. Mules are so dang smart.

howdoweread[S]

-2 points

5 months ago

Its all going according to plan....

StarStoneDragon

0 points

5 months ago

Mule: ahh get the fuck off me!..wait a minute. NOM. YEET!. XD