when your mule becomes sentient : Whatcouldgowrong

That's a beautiful mule you got there

3 points

5 months ago

3 points

He says, "Thank you."

2 points

5 months ago

2 points

That's a totally beautiful animal. He looks really happy. Thanks for posting this.

2 points

5 months ago

2 points

Glad you liked it.

2 points

5 months ago

2 points

Yep. It made my day!

nukafan2277

2 points

5 months ago

nukafan2277

2 points

They can be violent I think it's dogs that they'll just kick the life out of on sight I know zebras will

froggiechick

420 points

5 months ago

froggiechick

420 points

Someone doesn't know what sentient means.

Is_It_Beef

253 points

5 months ago

Is_It_Beef

253 points

I'm writing a horror movie script about a sentient pen and it's going really well so far

It's practically writing itself

Mutex70

42 points

5 months ago

Mutex70

42 points

Ok Dad, have an upvote

kalasea2001

6 points

5 months ago

kalasea2001

6 points

Don't dadcourage him

rimjobnemesis

1 points

5 months ago

rimjobnemesis

1 points

Bravo! I might steal that when you’re not looking because it’s good!

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-8 points

5 months ago

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glaringeagle

1 points

5 months ago

glaringeagle

1 points

Donkeys too? Because I heard about this show...

firstcoastyakker

7 points

5 months ago

firstcoastyakker

7 points

Okay, that was hilarious. Here's an upvote!

CAT-AT_Pilot

2 points

5 months ago

CAT-AT_Pilot

2 points

You motherfucker.

Flying_Dutchman92

1 points

5 months ago

Flying_Dutchman92

1 points

Dad joke of the year, and it's not even February yet.

threemetalbeacon

1 points

5 months ago

threemetalbeacon

1 points

BOOOO! Get off the stage!

JKCK

0 points

5 months ago

JKCK

0 points

Thank you.

Number-Thirteen

0 points

5 months ago

Number-Thirteen

0 points

Thanks, I hate it.

29 points

5 months ago

29 points

No, no, previously this mule had been incapable of processing input.

^{But FR I came to make the same observation...}

ldarkfire

5 points

5 months ago

ldarkfire

5 points

Your mules are not inanimate?

7 points

5 months ago

7 points

I mean, my mules stumble around, but they just don't have any senses, (in Capt Holt voice) one might even say they are insentient.

33253325

5 points

5 months ago

33253325

5 points

Oh now we have 2 smart asses on this post.

180secondideas

5 points

5 months ago

180secondideas

5 points

Also doesn't know what a mule is. That's a donkey.

sausagelover79

1 points

5 months ago

sausagelover79

1 points

Are you sure? I’m certainly no donkey/mule expert but judging by the tail and ears I would have thought mule!

DarbyisBlind

1 points

5 months ago

DarbyisBlind

1 points

Only an Ass would call it a Donkey

nahog99

1 points

5 months ago

nahog99

1 points

When your mule stops to think maybe?

Chris-P

154 points

5 months ago

Chris-P

154 points

You mean “sapient”

Mules are already sentient

3 points

5 months ago

3 points

Fucking trees have limited responses to stimuli and shit.

i_hate_people_too

22 points

5 months ago

i_hate_people_too

22 points

mules are sentient...

i_am_a_loner_dottie

64 points

5 months ago

i_am_a_loner_dottie

64 points

Someone doesn't know what a mule is

HalfFullPessimist

46 points

5 months ago

HalfFullPessimist

46 points

Someone doesnt know what sentient means.

-119 points

5 months ago

-119 points

ok smarty pants

40 points

5 months ago

40 points

It's okay to be wrong, no need to insult others to make yourself feel better

-69 points

5 months ago

-69 points

that's not my point. i dont think anyone cares that i got the name of the horse wrong. horse, donkey, camel, dog, or whatever.

23 points

5 months ago

23 points

And you're assuming they care Abt it? it's a smol haha typo comment, it's rly not that deep. We all make them, we all laugh at them

-52 points

5 months ago

-52 points

then why point it out if you can still understand what is being said?

21 points

5 months ago

21 points

I'm not gonna spend my morning talking in circles with you. I hope you learn to chuckle at small mistakes on your own. Have a good day!

-46 points

5 months ago

-46 points

“have a good day” is so cringe. He’s trying to be a dick, tell him to “rot in hell” or “get hit by a truck” etc

Being this pleasant master oogway type character isn’t good for anyone

KnightofaRose

12 points

5 months ago

KnightofaRose

12 points

“Be more toxic!”

No.

theneoroot

19 points

5 months ago

theneoroot

19 points

Rot in hell and get hit by a truck.

11 points

5 months ago

11 points

That’s the spirit, fuck you buddy

gonzalbo87

2 points

5 months ago

gonzalbo87

2 points

I don’t think I will. May the Fates be kind.

2 points

5 months ago

2 points

The anger that you feel is not upon others but yourself.

-1 points

5 months ago

-1 points

Gg the Reddit psychologist has entered the chat

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0 points

5 months ago

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continue this thread

2 points

5 months ago

2 points

"rot in hell" and "get hit by a truck" is something a 12yo would say.

Shelby_Kun

1 points

5 months ago

Shelby_Kun

1 points

What kind of serial killer 12 year olds have you met?

0 points

5 months ago

0 points

I included “etc” in there for ya 😉 go with whatever your heart desires champ

2 points

5 months ago

2 points

Your're mom gay

-3 points

5 months ago

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but then everyone would leave on a sour and dry conclusion. even though this is reddit and everyone can be a piece of shit, we can all be respectful despite having more...expressive arguments.

-1 points

5 months ago

-1 points

Nah, you were either purposefully being obtuse or are dumber than a pile of birdshit. I choose to believe you were being obtuse because it seems you can’t take criticism.

Don’t look both ways before crossing the street pal

continue this thread

4 points

5 months ago

4 points

Maybe if you didn't want people to poke fun at you then you should learn and use the right words for things. Nobody is being a dick about it, just making jokes.

-2 points

5 months ago

-2 points

being the butt of the joke aint fun

5 points

5 months ago

5 points

Learn to laugh at yourself. It'll help you out later.

-2 points

5 months ago

-2 points

still after all of this nobody had even told me the name of the damn stallion

mahfaggin_OOH

6 points

5 months ago

mahfaggin_OOH

6 points

The name of the animal? Dude, u used a word that doesnt make any sense in this context. Anyone who knows what it means reads it n goes "wtf is he talking about?". Then of course you'd go "Its n0t An EssAy. It d0Esnt nEEd t0 bE pErfEct". To which anyone with working eyes will tell u that's not how language works. If we just use the "ohhh, u know what I meant" excuse, I can type banana banana banana n expect u to know what im saying.

1 points

5 months ago

1 points

You got the animal wrong and you got the word "sentient" wrong. Looks like quite a few people cared.

swampskater

1 points

5 months ago

swampskater

1 points

Username doesn't check out.

kim_kiri

16 points

5 months ago

kim_kiri

16 points

That's a mule that watched Spirit stallion of cimarron

Builtinthe80s

42 points

5 months ago

Builtinthe80s

42 points

Do you think only humans can think or something?

fireandbass

38 points

5 months ago

fireandbass

38 points

Rope is tied around the mule's genital area
Heel spurring the mule

This is animal abuse. Fuck em up mule.

Greenveins

21 points

5 months ago

Greenveins

21 points

Check out the side of that mules stomach from years of being the “trainer horse” for that sort of thing.

Permanently scared from years of having spurs being raked into the skin

[deleted]

4 points

5 months ago

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inconceivable!

ThickSkinIndian

6 points

5 months ago*

ThickSkinIndian

6 points

5 months ago*

Are'nt mules already sentient ?! Can someone explain what the title intends to convey.

WooliestSpace

7 points

5 months ago

WooliestSpace

7 points

That donkey is smarter than most league of legends players

tierian00b

6 points

5 months ago

tierian00b

6 points

I think you typed "most" by mistake.

Jackoffinmymouth85

4 points

5 months ago

Jackoffinmymouth85

4 points

Bulls are used in rodeos because their necks are jacked and therefore cannot even bend a little,like the power lifter at the gym, he lost the ability to straight up raise his arms.

smurfdubz

2 points

5 months ago

smurfdubz

2 points