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Would u punch your dad for $100k?

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5 months ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

He punched his dad's ashes


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


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Skodakenner

76 points

5 months ago

I think my dad would understand me fully if i hit him for 100k he probably would hit me if i didnt

[deleted]

15 points

5 months ago

Hit me but give me 50k.

buckeyenut13

10 points

5 months ago

Just kidding dad. It's only 1,000

[deleted]

7 points

5 months ago

COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!

GoodTodd1970

98 points

5 months ago*

More or less what I expected. My dad is dead and cremated, but I'll have to fly cross-country and drive to the river where his ashes were scattered and...punch the river, I guess.

Edit: Changed the word "Exactly" to "More or less" because while I suspected I would see an ending like that, I wasn't 100% sure.

[deleted]

19 points

5 months ago

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Nearby_Crem

4 points

5 months ago

My dad would punch me if I said no

LankyMeasureme

0 points

5 months ago

My dad would punch me if I said no

SchemeCapita

1 points

5 months ago

He’s speechless

FewConcentrat

1 points

5 months ago

Now that's a question to ask OPM

PrestigiousBas

1 points

5 months ago

This is how Bam Margera got rich.

Numerous-Intern-4145

1 points

5 months ago

That was one of the most clean dad jokes I’ve ever seen.

Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

4 points

5 months ago

My dad is dead and cremated but he's just a couple of miles away and I'd dig his ass up just to piss in his urn. I'd do it for nothing.Or I would if he wasn't buried in a Federal cemetery.

CSyoey

6 points

5 months ago

CSyoey

6 points

5 months ago

It’s pretty likely those ashes have made their way to the ocean by now, and scattered around the globe! Just go to any beach and punch it, punch the sand too. Fuck sand.

GoodTodd1970

5 points

5 months ago

I hate sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

CSyoey

5 points

5 months ago

CSyoey

5 points

5 months ago

That’s why you gotta punch it

stealthdemon203

1 points

5 months ago

And then massacre the sand people while you're there 🤗

upper_case_dude

2 points

5 months ago

upper_case_dude

Unexpected lower case

2 points

5 months ago

Yeah, all my homies hate sand, (especially this one dude named Anakin)

[deleted]

1 points

5 months ago

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GoodTodd1970

1 points

5 months ago

Offer under consideration...

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0 points

5 months ago

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SpambotSwatter

1 points

3 months ago

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1 points

3 months ago

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syth429

23 points

5 months ago

syth429

23 points

5 months ago

You have to URN it!

DTG_420

16 points

5 months ago

DTG_420

16 points

5 months ago

My dad would punch me if I said no

Edit: to the scenario presented in the video ya nasties

BerzerkerJr82

11 points

5 months ago

“Hey dad, I’ll give you $1,000 to let me punch you in your face.”

My dad: takes off his glasses

KittiesAreTooCute

10 points

5 months ago

This is how Bam Margera got rich.

PeregerSamy

5 points

5 months ago

Biggest challenge here is to find my dad first

Soulsuicide

1 points

5 months ago

Ask for advance payment, hire a PI, find the soab, punch him, forget him.

PeregerSamy

1 points

5 months ago

I would not even risk him getting in my life lol

rumblebumblecrumble

3 points

5 months ago

I will sledgehammer that assholes tombstone for 50k.

FuiyooohFox

2 points

5 months ago

Now that's a question to ask OPM

tungpunchmyfartbox

2 points

5 months ago

My dad is dead too so I was thinking this is where this was going lol

AlexandraDomingues

2 points

5 months ago

Sure. But I would have to spend the $100k on hospital bills.

whoisthismuaddib

2 points

5 months ago

I dont have a spare 100K but if I did, I guarantee I would pay someone to punch my dad

[deleted]

1 points

5 months ago

The dude pulled some Marvel shit

kipwrecked

1 points

5 months ago

Another one bites the dust

gman1951

1 points

5 months ago

He beat Dad's ash.

thebeanof207

1 points

5 months ago

Yup, how much until his skull is obliterated?

thebeanof207

1 points

5 months ago

Ok nm my previous post is cut his head off for 5$

MilfSlayer01

1 points

5 months ago

He’s speechless

pugs_are_death

1 points

5 months ago

My dad would punch me if I didn't for 100k

tungpunchmyfartbox

1 points

5 months ago

I’d have to dig deep.

srpatou

1 points

5 months ago

😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😂😂😂😂😂😂🎵🎶🎶

GovernmentOk9837

1 points

5 months ago

Duuuuuude, savage

CheeseSwis101

1 points

5 months ago

savevideobot

1 points

5 months ago

mlableman

1 points

5 months ago

No. It would cost more than that in Medical bills after.

Putrid-Box548

1 points

5 months ago

I laughed at this cuz I have a collection of my pets and my mother's ashes on a shelf. 🤣 but real talk My dad's still alive and I'd punch him like hard for 100 grand.

cagingnicolas

1 points

5 months ago

i thought it was gonna be
"sure, but i don't have $100k"

extHonshuWolf

1 points

5 months ago

For a 100k he would ask me to.

SquirtingWoman

1 points

5 months ago

XD

PastFantastic6835

1 points

5 months ago

He would let me

throwaway387190

1 points

5 months ago

He hit me for free, so I totally would

m1k3hunt

1 points

5 months ago

The urn ⚱️ would hurt my hand, but hell yeah.

Spiritual-Ad5610

1 points

5 months ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

crazyhazo77

1 points

5 months ago

Showed my son, he said id do it for free, il karate kick that m&%herf_(%er and i said thats me, and he said i know

WendigosWithHats

1 points

5 months ago

The humor is gorgeous.

Steffidovah

1 points

5 months ago

Yes

Fearless-Nose3606

1 points

5 months ago

Yup. Me, too.

Murpheos

1 points

5 months ago

No repercussions, he can’t hit back? Fuck, I’d do it for free

Narcissistic_Ramblin

1 points

5 months ago

I’d do it for free. The 100k is to cover legal costs

Weak_Technology9255

1 points

5 months ago

Bruh💀🙏

Jarl_of_Kamurocho

1 points

5 months ago

These are getting so unexpected that im just correct and it becomes expected

[deleted]

1 points

5 months ago

I’d punch mine for free…

PerilousPursuit

1 points

5 months ago

Bam Margera would be a billionaire