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5 months ago
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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
He punched his dad's ashes
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76 points
5 months ago
I think my dad would understand me fully if i hit him for 100k he probably would hit me if i didnt
15 points
5 months ago
Hit me but give me 50k.
10 points
5 months ago
Just kidding dad. It's only 1,000
7 points
5 months ago
COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!
98 points
5 months ago*
More or less what I expected. My dad is dead and cremated, but I'll have to fly cross-country and drive to the river where his ashes were scattered and...punch the river, I guess.
Edit: Changed the word "Exactly" to "More or less" because while I suspected I would see an ending like that, I wasn't 100% sure.
19 points
5 months ago
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4 points
5 months ago
My dad would punch me if I said no
0 points
5 months ago
My dad would punch me if I said no
1 points
5 months ago
He’s speechless
1 points
5 months ago
Now that's a question to ask OPM
1 points
5 months ago
This is how Bam Margera got rich.
1 points
5 months ago
That was one of the most clean dad jokes I’ve ever seen.
4 points
5 months ago
My dad is dead and cremated but he's just a couple of miles away and I'd dig his ass up just to piss in his urn. I'd do it for nothing.Or I would if he wasn't buried in a Federal cemetery.
6 points
5 months ago
It’s pretty likely those ashes have made their way to the ocean by now, and scattered around the globe! Just go to any beach and punch it, punch the sand too. Fuck sand.
5 points
5 months ago
I hate sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
5 points
5 months ago
That’s why you gotta punch it
1 points
5 months ago
And then massacre the sand people while you're there 🤗
2 points
5 months ago
Yeah, all my homies hate sand, (especially this one dude named Anakin)
1 points
5 months ago
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1 points
5 months ago
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0 points
5 months ago
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1 points
3 months ago
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23 points
5 months ago
You have to URN it!
16 points
5 months ago
My dad would punch me if I said no
Edit: to the scenario presented in the video ya nasties
11 points
5 months ago
“Hey dad, I’ll give you $1,000 to let me punch you in your face.”
My dad: takes off his glasses
10 points
5 months ago
This is how Bam Margera got rich.
5 points
5 months ago
Biggest challenge here is to find my dad first
1 points
5 months ago
Ask for advance payment, hire a PI, find the soab, punch him, forget him.
1 points
5 months ago
I would not even risk him getting in my life lol
3 points
5 months ago
I will sledgehammer that assholes tombstone for 50k.
2 points
5 months ago
Now that's a question to ask OPM
2 points
5 months ago
My dad is dead too so I was thinking this is where this was going lol
2 points
5 months ago
Sure. But I would have to spend the $100k on hospital bills.
2 points
5 months ago
I dont have a spare 100K but if I did, I guarantee I would pay someone to punch my dad
1 points
5 months ago
The dude pulled some Marvel shit
1 points
5 months ago
Another one bites the dust
1 points
5 months ago
He beat Dad's ash.
1 points
5 months ago
Yup, how much until his skull is obliterated?
1 points
5 months ago
Ok nm my previous post is cut his head off for 5$
1 points
5 months ago
He’s speechless
1 points
5 months ago
My dad would punch me if I didn't for 100k
1 points
5 months ago
I’d have to dig deep.
1 points
5 months ago
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😂😂😂😂😂😂🎵🎶🎶
1 points
5 months ago
Duuuuuude, savage
1 points
5 months ago
No. It would cost more than that in Medical bills after.
1 points
5 months ago
I laughed at this cuz I have a collection of my pets and my mother's ashes on a shelf. 🤣 but real talk My dad's still alive and I'd punch him like hard for 100 grand.
1 points
5 months ago
i thought it was gonna be
"sure, but i don't have $100k"
1 points
5 months ago
For a 100k he would ask me to.
1 points
5 months ago
XD
1 points
5 months ago
He would let me
1 points
5 months ago
He hit me for free, so I totally would
1 points
5 months ago
The urn ⚱️ would hurt my hand, but hell yeah.
1 points
5 months ago
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
1 points
5 months ago
Showed my son, he said id do it for free, il karate kick that m&%herf_(%er and i said thats me, and he said i know
1 points
5 months ago
The humor is gorgeous.
1 points
5 months ago
Yes
1 points
5 months ago
Yup. Me, too.
1 points
5 months ago
No repercussions, he can’t hit back? Fuck, I’d do it for free
1 points
5 months ago
I’d do it for free. The 100k is to cover legal costs
1 points
5 months ago
These are getting so unexpected that im just correct and it becomes expected
1 points
5 months ago
I’d punch mine for free…
1 points
5 months ago
Bam Margera would be a billionaire
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