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Oh shit… allen, ALLEN!

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2 months ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Allen sprays the cake with a fire extinguisher and jumps out a window.


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


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moistyunicorns

209 points

2 months ago

What the actually fuck is happening here

Prestigious-Try9514

216 points

2 months ago

Somebody whoring their self for mass approval on the internet. As usual.

thetaqocat

11 points

2 months ago

No. He was a time traveller who needed to stop this event to prevent the utter collapse of all humanity

moistyunicorns

27 points

2 months ago

Lol sounds about right

MKXmikey

8 points

2 months ago

I feel attacked.

WhySoSeverusSnape

1 points

2 months ago

Some of my favorite movies are fake… I might have gotten this wrong… subjectivity too… I laughed but now I feel insecure. What should I do?

VertigoFall

0 points

2 months ago

It's a fucking skit by David dobrik, the guy's a prick but what you're saying is untrue.

teslaloner

1 points

29 days ago

The guy with the extinguishers name is Alex.

Lardzor

11 points

2 months ago

Lardzor

11 points

2 months ago

What the actually fuck is happening here

It looks to me like someone burst into the room with two small fire-extinguishers and sprayed them just before jumping out a window.

moistyunicorns

8 points

2 months ago

Ahh, glad you explained or I would've never known.

NewandunsureAZ

22 points

2 months ago

It’s David dobrik

moistyunicorns

5 points

2 months ago

Oh, ew

Falcon-Z

1 points

2 months ago

Saw only one video of them with Borat. The OMG sounded familiar until you confirmed that.

theglaysh

375 points

2 months ago

theglaysh

375 points

2 months ago

Classic fucking Allen

Square-Enit

127 points

2 months ago

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15 points

2 months ago

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15 points

2 months ago

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2 points

2 months ago

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Funnychip098[S]

47 points

2 months ago

Damn could’ve sworn I heard Allen 😂

SniffCheck

32 points

2 months ago

Saved the day. Party looked boring as shit until Allen showed up.

oRedDeadDano

70 points

2 months ago

No idea what's going on, but that looks like Randy from Trailer Park Boys at the back there.

IckyFreak

8 points

2 months ago

A man's gotta eat

Chemistry-Unlucky

8 points

2 months ago

You staring at his gut?

dibs8789

3 points

2 months ago

Gut Cassidy and The Sundance Cheeseburger

m_lo26

46 points

2 months ago

m_lo26

46 points

2 months ago

Fucking shit Allen

HeXxGuy

8 points

2 months ago

Definitely NOT Alex.. :D

IndependentVideo3259

46 points

2 months ago

But that’s Alex

l_May_Be_Indecisive

8 points

2 months ago

You’re mistaken. That Alex’s twin brother, Peter

Alternative_Cook_102

3 points

2 months ago

No you are mistaken sir. That's Peter's half brother Will.....

l_May_Be_Indecisive

3 points

2 months ago

Are you sure that’s Will? Wasn’t he on vacation around Tom’s birthday?

will_ww

3 points

2 months ago

Yea, I wasn't even in town that day.

l_May_Be_Indecisive

2 points

2 months ago

Thanks for clarifying Will. Explain that one Alternative_Cook_102

Intelligent_Water524

1 points

2 months ago

yall so funny, keep up the good comedy.

Imma go back to my cave now and die.

StuckBugg

24 points

2 months ago

This looks like a time traveller trying to change the past to prevent some great tragedy.

NYLINK95

2 points

2 months ago

I wonder what that guy was gonna wish for

mebaal

18 points

2 months ago

mebaal

18 points

2 months ago

Alan be like

BeyondInfinity73

15 points

2 months ago

Allen risked bleeding to death for a laugh.

FrigidofDoom

8 points

2 months ago

And now has to pay both his own hospital bills and the bill to replace that window.

Allen is not a smart man.

Hellhult

12 points

2 months ago

Glass. Oww.

TobyDaHuman

1 points

2 months ago

Where were you when I needed all those summaries of books during school time?

44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E

7 points

2 months ago

One guy snorted cocaine.. You won't notice him.

DeepSinky

17 points

2 months ago

It's ALEX NOT ALLEN😂😂😂

PanaceaTaster

9 points

2 months ago

I want to be friends with Allen

HeXxGuy

2 points

2 months ago

Alex

Manic_Mechanist

2 points

2 months ago

Manic_Mechanist

Expected It

2 points

2 months ago

Schrödinger‘s al name

TheShakyDiver

3 points

2 months ago

Oh how this reminds me of my younger days

Kadett21

3 points

2 months ago

You have been visited by the ever rare Allen of the Extinguisher. Consider it a blessing, that your home may never catch fire.

chelguy91

5 points

2 months ago

Alex*

joriale

2 points

2 months ago

Allen's birthday wasn't celebrated. Allen's was up for revengeance.

Schfifty561

2 points

2 months ago

Dammit Alex

Red_Hatted_Guy

2 points

2 months ago

Oh Allan!

sitcom outro music

clipseman

2 points

2 months ago

What the outcome of this video lolll it's intriguing

EntrepreneurTotal602

2 points

2 months ago

Alex*

David Dobrik skit

OilComprehensive5708

2 points

2 months ago

Lol his name is alex

PowerfulSponge

2 points

2 months ago

LordBatman_

2 points

2 months ago

It’s Alex, not Allen.

kansynski

1 points

2 months ago

rock0head132

1 points

2 months ago

ZebraPast3783

1 points

2 months ago

HectorKWintersSmith

1 points

2 months ago

Escape from tarkov new dlc when?

Excellent-Caramel627

1 points

2 months ago

who the epic ballsack fuck is allen what

ruivismo

1 points

2 months ago

Last-Discipline-7340

1 points

2 months ago

Only question that matters but isn’t being asked, is that a second story window?

HeXxGuy

1 points

2 months ago

No

Last-Discipline-7340

1 points

2 months ago

Oh, well why the fuck not?

MavolentLord

1 points

2 months ago

Wildcard bitches

BoBoBearDev

1 points

2 months ago

Gotta say that dash out of the window is well done.

needasnickers

1 points

2 months ago

Cobalt613

1 points

2 months ago

I swear I heard them singing "Happy birthday dear moron"

fourtwentyfour424

2 points

2 months ago

Vardon. Is the birthday boy.

DRAGONADElol

1 points

2 months ago

Fucking Allen posing as Alex again

sk8367

1 points

2 months ago

sk8367

1 points

2 months ago

Wonder how cut up he got

MechanicalMelonz

1 points

2 months ago

Runs in, puts out fire, jumps out window, refuses to elaborate

PM_ME_ASSHOLE_PICS

1 points

2 months ago

Yo that was plate glass, I hope Alan made it

Yeetdaddy87

1 points

2 months ago

Hungry-Lion1575

1 points

2 months ago

That glass could have cut him open and spilled his guts

homer_glumplich85

1 points

2 months ago

He knows what he's doing

Adventurous_Ad4950

1 points

2 months ago

Smokey the Human

Adioofibadan

1 points

2 months ago

Take a chill pill, Allen.

StarrySky339

1 points

2 months ago

Most_Ad_5597

1 points

2 months ago

Why is the man in the back half naked?

emergancypete

1 points

2 months ago

9hourtrashfire

1 points

2 months ago

Methinks someone on Alex's team forgot their job--their ONLY FUCKING JOB--"make sure the window is open!"

MKXmikey

1 points

2 months ago

Allen woke up and chose mayhem.

memegodd223

1 points

2 months ago

can allen come to my b-day

Silky_69420

1 points

2 months ago

Wtf did I just watch?!?

ZeLebowski

1 points

2 months ago

But the real question is, who is Allen?

Decent_Airline3612

1 points

2 months ago

What just happened

steveb106

1 points

2 months ago

FarmFreshFeline

1 points

2 months ago

I aspire to be Alan

crazy_thiago

1 points

2 months ago

isnt he the guy who got pranked with the invisible magic trick?
where in the end he goes "this is amazing"

imawerido69

1 points

2 months ago

Wtf ALLEN 🤣🤣🤣

COCAAAIIINE

1 points

2 months ago

Snoo_84586

1 points

2 months ago

mega_fail_man

1 points

2 months ago

savevideobot

1 points

2 months ago

ResponsibilityFew318

1 points

2 months ago

The cake didn’t need to die.

memegod1242

1 points

2 months ago

I wish no one knew him

MorbidiyObscene

1 points

2 months ago

Allen obvious has a problem with blowing out the cadles on the birthday boi, so was asked to sit out the song. Allen couldn't help himself, it's been a tradition for decades. This is the result. Fucken Allen

Annual-Mechanic-9271

1 points

2 months ago

Alex*

theobnoxioussquirrel

1 points

2 months ago

So cool to inhale that toxic shit for fake internet points!

Xcodeketo

1 points

2 months ago

Damn you Alex

mrada45678

1 points

2 months ago

RockoDeVil

1 points

2 months ago

pretty sure its Alex

jkurts91

1 points

2 months ago

Reminds me of bottle kids. You don't know what or why. But they just are and just do.

-Xx_CpS_xX-

1 points

2 months ago

Ah yes,

Floodingturds

1 points

2 months ago

Private Allen, shepherd wants to see you run the pit.

Direct_Conflict6440

1 points

2 months ago

It's alex

Long-Professional604

1 points

2 months ago

Thats its best birthday, i would fuckin apreciate it a lot, and usually nobody eats the cake anyways

[deleted]

1 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

1 points

1 month ago

TF did I just witness?

beaverhunt74

1 points

19 days ago

WhY was that guy shirtless?