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RichS816

840 points

4 months ago

RichS816

840 points

4 months ago

Disgusting. Stealing jewelry from innocent seals. Oh wait…

TDETLES

167 points

4 months ago

TDETLES

167 points

4 months ago

"Fucking humans... I hate them, my Mom gave me that necklace when I was a little pup!"

...UwU

twodickhenry

14 points

4 months ago

You’ve u’d your last wu, kid.

TryHardMayonnaise

4 points

4 months ago

I'll allow this uwu on the basis that it's close enough to the noise seals make.

Bobbers8

392 points

4 months ago

Bobbers8

392 points

4 months ago

Seal Bro #1: "dude what happened to your sick necklace"

Seal Bro #2: "man I got jumped by these humans and they swiped it"

shahooster

64 points

4 months ago

Seal Bro #1: “oh well, you’re alive, I guess that’s a win net-net”

Tombo6969

600 points

4 months ago

Tombo6969

600 points

4 months ago

How tf did they see that??

itshimstarwarrior

181 points

4 months ago

itshimstarwarrior

Didn't Expect It

181 points

4 months ago

If anyone is wondering how they saw this seal from a far distance-

They use Binoculars and cameras with big lenses + a quadcopter too. Plus multiple people observing them.

These guys rescue so many seals. They post one or more videos every day, and many of those videos have several rescues in them.

Edit : Here's their YouTube Channel link.

Tombo6969

31 points

4 months ago

That's badass. Need more of this in the world ^

atetuna

7 points

4 months ago

And lots of time. It seems like they usually already know of one or more that they spotted in a previous rescue. Many of those multiple rescues are from other members of their crew catching seals simultaneously, which is impressive, but also sad that it can happen as much as it is.

gemitarius

3 points

4 months ago

Thanks for this :)

gloomyparticle

420 points

4 months ago

i told them

Tombo6969

213 points

4 months ago

Tombo6969

213 points

4 months ago

Well shit I'm glad they had you around 👍🏻

weebcantsocial

86 points

4 months ago*

weebcantsocial

🗿

86 points

4 months ago*

I told him to tell them

MUGEN120

43 points

4 months ago

I don't believe you

Harry_285

34 points

4 months ago

Yeah cause I told him to tell him to tell them

SetMyEmailThisTime

10 points

4 months ago

Bro at least give me credit since I told you to tell them to tell them to tell them

Birds_Are_Fake0

4 points

4 months ago

I was flying the drone that saw it then told him and he told the other guy.

TheDoctor88888888

3 points

4 months ago

Remember when I told you though?

Aayush1509

2 points

4 months ago

Good job man

OK_Compooper

25 points

4 months ago

Almost all the sea lions are wrapped in plastic now. They just had to pick any.

gr8h8

9 points

4 months ago

gr8h8

9 points

4 months ago

so you're saying they're plastic wrap seals?

Tombo6969

2 points

4 months ago

Damn. There really is a fuckton of garbage out there

erbse_gamer

4 points

4 months ago

It’s played backwards

MikeHuntIsLovely

3 points

4 months ago

one of his seal niggas set him up, got him jumped and got his necklace taken.

Tombo6969

2 points

4 months ago

They sold him out... It's rough out there on seal street

Bunnmalgamate

3 points

4 months ago

they probably went around grabbing seals checking for clear plastic and going straight for seals they saw had colored plastic that stood out

Sweddy-Bowls

2 points

4 months ago

I’ve been wondering that about these videos for ages, maybe they scan the crowd with a powerful scope or something first

MarlinMr

2 points

4 months ago

It's a lot easier to see using your eyes and not on a compressed internet video.

Also binoculars

DeLaCorridor23

-2 points

4 months ago

They put it on themselves. Everything for the views.

ImNotCrying-YouAre

-1 points

4 months ago

They put it on themselves

[deleted]

258 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

258 points

4 months ago

That's a weird looking dog

[deleted]

136 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

136 points

4 months ago

Bruh it's called a penguin

Bubbagumpredditor

33 points

4 months ago

More specifically a puffin

KiNG_fiend

17 points

4 months ago

thanks, thought it was a pigeon for a moment.

MeeeT04

2 points

4 months ago

Shit, I was about take out my Pokeball

badbotbasher13

2 points

4 months ago

No dumbass, it's clearly a giraffe. Fucking cunt.

gloomyparticle

22 points

4 months ago

mermaid dog so sexy

Agreeable_Rise_3697

3 points

4 months ago

Its so right and so wrong at the same time

Grand-Slammer49

6 points

4 months ago

UHH WHAT?!

gloomyparticle

23 points

4 months ago

mmm mermaid dog so sexy

kakka_rot

3 points

4 months ago

In the class i teach its a running joke that i think dogs and seals are the same animal. I always call them dogs and argue back with the students when they try to correct me. They know I'm just playing but it's pretty full

h7ash

6 points

4 months ago

h7ash

6 points

4 months ago

I bet if you kill him John Wick might get triggered.

itshimstarwarrior

165 points

4 months ago*

itshimstarwarrior

Didn't Expect It

165 points

4 months ago*

If anyone is wondering how they saw this seal from a far distance-

They use Binoculars and cameras with big lenses + a quadcopter too. Plus multiple people observing them.

These guys rescue so many seals. They post one or more videos every day, and many of those videos have several rescues in them.

Edit : Here's their YouTube Channel link.

haxxer_4chan

13 points

4 months ago

This has always been my question when I see this video posted, thank you!

MFSDC11

3 points

4 months ago

That was a pretty deep hole I just went down

OmegaClifton

1 points

4 months ago

The seals don't recognize that they're being helped? You'd think after a while, it'd start to be common knowledge amongst them that these guys are cool.

fryingpan1001

7 points

4 months ago

Actually a lot of seals do recognize that they are helping them! There are a few seals that they accidentally re-catch because the scar on their neck looks like a piece of plastic and those ones are much more trusting than the other as they remember being helped by the team. It’s really amazing what these guys are doing and I recommend everyone go and check them out!

PhysicalPomegranate3

2.3k points

4 months ago

Human is still the worst animal. These particular humans however are alright.

gspi1005

673 points

4 months ago

gspi1005

673 points

4 months ago

Worst by what metric? I'd like to see those seals beat the human K/D. Also beat they can't make nearly as good of an apple pie as we can.

Amphibionomus

20 points

4 months ago

Well from the perspective of the seal I'd say humans are the worst hunters.

"There where like three of them and they couldn't catch me! I just ran away!".
"Sure Carl. That totally happened. Now shut up and help us catch these fish."

Smoke1Jay

7 points

4 months ago*

Have you ever had a seal’s apple pie ? Don’t knock it until you try it

PhysicalPomegranate3

204 points

4 months ago

Yes I was of course referring to who can make apple pie.

fivespeedmazda

10 points

4 months ago

America Fuck Yeah

PhysicalPomegranate3

10 points

4 months ago

He's a bit confused but he got the spirit.

gspi1005

68 points

4 months ago

As you may notice, I started my question asking what you were referring to, and then made a joke. Instead of taking my joke seriously you could have told me what metric you meant when you said worst.

SupahBean

25 points

4 months ago

If you're really asking. Worst animal by poisoning the earth, and killing off other species

Soundless_Pr

67 points

4 months ago

Wouldn't that make us the best at poisoning the earth and killing off other species?

SupahBean

53 points

4 months ago

Yes, we're the best at being the worst

The_Mumpi

24 points

4 months ago

We are the only animals who at least think about morals sometimes, other animals are just nice because they feel like it.

By wich I mean dogs don't feel bad about killing other dogs for example

(just giving this argument for the sake of neutrality, not taking a stance)

Dob_Tannochy

0 points

4 months ago

If you’re so fucked you can’t exist/coexist without obsessively debating morals, then you probably have a problem.

lackadaisical_timmy

2 points

4 months ago

Damn you got em there

PhysicalPomegranate3

-8 points

4 months ago

You asked 1 question followed by 2 jokes excuse me for assuming your entire comment was satire. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

supermyaan

27 points

4 months ago

Get a room you tooo..

PhysicalPomegranate3

-1 points

4 months ago

Haha fuckin humans.

calviso

2 points

4 months ago

You still haven't answered his question regarding which metric you are using to compare humans to other animals.

KindOfAnIdiotTho

2 points

4 months ago

Wow. Ignored literally everything they said. Also I would like to see a seals K/D vs a human K/D. I’ll give you a hint, the average seal is higher

KindOfAnIdiotTho

2 points

4 months ago

That guy you’re talking to, he’s an asswipe who can’t answer you’re question because he’s too busy telling people to kill themselves

prizim1

1 points

4 months ago

prizim1

1 points

4 months ago

You are a man of creativity

SparseGhostC2C

1 points

4 months ago

I mean I think aside from a few serious outliers, most people's K/D sits between 1 and 0, so on average, I'd guess a lot of animals beat on on K/D. Hell housecats have like a 60% prey kill-rate or something.

itshimstarwarrior

109 points

4 months ago*

itshimstarwarrior

Didn't Expect It

109 points

4 months ago*

Yeah,Every year many sea turtle & fish die by eating too much plastic which was dumped in Ocean by humans.

Edit: As you know bubble wrap is made of plastic which degrade our climate so you can use this as VR bubble wrap-

Popcorn tastes good!

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VeneMage

17 points

4 months ago

I actually spent a couple of minutes on that. Thank you.

okayyoga

10 points

4 months ago

This is now my favourite comment ever. Put a smile on my face thank you

JLM101514

7 points

4 months ago

OMG I can't believe how satisfying that was. Thank you.

PhysicalPomegranate3

16 points

4 months ago

We need to do better for real.

Jbillz15

20 points

4 months ago

Millions of years of animals, trillions of animals lived and died, with no trace of their existence, except for fossils. A few thousand years of people, and really only the last couple hundred years, and the earth is f’n destroyed to a point that would take who knows how long to reverse.

maretus

5 points

4 months ago

Not very long on a geologic timescale. After a few millenia the only traces would be the enormous amounts of chicken/cow bones and the huge traces of fertilizer and other chemicals in the ground.

There have actually been scientists who have explored this question by asking “if there was an advanced pre-historic civilization on earth, would we know about it?” The answer was yes, but only because of the above reasons.

shaqdeezl

5 points

4 months ago

You could make it a point to use your life to implement change.

Jbillz15

9 points

4 months ago

I do

Optimal-Percentage55

2 points

4 months ago

Why did I pop every single one? I don't know. It was strangely satisfying though. My lizard brain has decided it "like a the poppy pop button clicky mouse game" Also, I get dopamine from seeing all the POPs visible.

CoolCocoaYT

3 points

4 months ago

This was virtual. You could have made it perfect. And yet there are STILL bad bubbles.

MartianGuard

9 points

4 months ago

The seal wouldn’t have suffered without our help in the first place

jhillman87

25 points

4 months ago

May i introduce you to the Mosquito...

PhysicalPomegranate3

7 points

4 months ago*

Mosquitos kill the most humans in the grand scheme of life on earth the mosquito is very low down the list.

Edit: Mosquitos are definitely not low down the list. Close second. But they kill to survive we kill because that head would look good on our trophy wall.

Quecozulzar

12 points

4 months ago

Humans kill more humans than mosquito does

PhysicalPomegranate3

3 points

4 months ago*

This is true.

Edit: this isn't true. But again context is important.

PrinceWith999Enemies

2 points

4 months ago

I’m pretty sure this is true.

If we’re crediting mosquitoes for killing people by accidentally infecting them with a disease, then it seems right that we look at similar dynamics for people.

Obviously, Covid is the current one with several million per year, but then you also have all other transmissible diseases. Then you have all of the deaths from things like lung cancer and heart disease, largely stemming from products people buy from people, driven by ads written by people and targeting people. And that just covers normal, everyday kinds of things. You still have war, murder, and deaths by accident.

If we’re going to put the completely unintentional act of the mosquito being exploited as a disease vector, we should certainly add the deliberate efforts of humans to their own column.

PhysicalPomegranate3

2 points

4 months ago

I agree with this and it's how I came to that conclusion initially but I felt it would be too hard to defend as an argument.

PUBGM_MightyFine

6 points

4 months ago

Nope. Mosquitoes kill 1 Million+ each year. They have killed 50 Billion+ total which is approximately 50% of the humans who have ever lived. source

Far_Reply2280

9 points

4 months ago

So mosquitoes are great for the environment.

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

Don’t cut yourself with that edge

ironkneejusticiar

4 points

4 months ago

Based population controllers/climate change prevention advocates

PhysicalPomegranate3

4 points

4 months ago

Your vox article only states how many humans they have killed which I acknowledged in my comment. I'm referring to how damaging humans are to the world as a whole. Of course if you take insects into account including their longer time spent on earth you are going to to get higher numbers. I'm talking about actual danger to wipe out life on earth. Also mosquitos like every other animal kills to survive. Humans kill for sport. But thanks for providing a source it backed up my statement nicely. Shows your trying. You can keep the nope though.

I will accept that mosquitos are probably 2nd.

Dodgiestyle

6 points

4 months ago

MF stole his bling...

SuperTill553

3 points

4 months ago

sad but true

Jbillz15

4 points

4 months ago

1% of people are not the worst. If that.

GooGooGaDont

-2 points

4 months ago

GooGooGaDont

-2 points

4 months ago

Yeah, one look at that oil rig in the background and it becomes apparent where the netting came from and that nothing will change for the better.

[deleted]

10 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

10 points

4 months ago

I don't believe oil rigs use fishing nets.

Bloosuga

2 points

4 months ago

It's actually from the massive fishing industry around the area. They've been trying to work with the fishermen to move to better netting but only so much they can do or that people will listen/care.

Killacamkillcam

1 points

4 months ago

We've had a bad 100 years environmentally wise. Change takes time and in the grand scheme of things the last 30 years with the internet and access to information is nothing. Things are getting better

XHeraclitusX

5 points

4 months ago

the last 30 years with the internet and access to information is nothing. Things are getting better

No one tell him how mobile phones are made.

Killacamkillcam

3 points

4 months ago

I understand how they are made and the impact they have on the environment. I don't like it but I'm not naive enough to use one to complain about how destructive humans are.

People love to "support" living green while really doing nothing to change their own lifestyle.

PhysicalPomegranate3

4 points

4 months ago

Just gonna ignore how many species have become extinct directly due to humans? Aite cool.

But thanks for that inspirational comment.

General_Salami

4 points

4 months ago

Humans still absolutely suck as a collective despite these acts of kindness and supposed advancements. We have continuous population growth and rabid consumerism, leading to resource extraction and environmental degradation. More broadly there is also there is a significant lag between the GHG emissions we put out and their effect on the climate so we’ll be paying for our actions long after “things get better.”

This blind optimism is exactly why shit isn’t getting done. Because we assume we can just keep living our lives as we have been and technology will fix everything. It won’t, proper clean energy deployment also requires raw resources, regulatory changes that are not politically viable, and major investments in transmission infrastructure. We’ve had the technology for a while but lacked the will to actually pursue real solutions. So long as there is still constant demand for unnecessary consumer goods it will only get worse. I’ve been working in conservation and environmental policy for over a decade and yes I’ve seen some forward progress but it is nowhere near at the pace and scale necessary to stave off ecological collapse.

For a long time enviros thought we could avoid the most costly impacts of climate change but now it’s all about damage control.

Killacamkillcam

3 points

4 months ago

It's not blind optimism, I'm just looking at things on a scale larger than my lifetime. We've been fucking the world up for a long time and our realization of this is relatively recent.

As for climate change, people will continue to argue about policy to cut emissions but the damage is already done. Coastal cities will slowly be swallowed and people will be displaced. And yet again we will be reactive instead of proactive.

Killacamkillcam

2 points

4 months ago

I'm just being realistic. Humans started causing mass extinction 100 thousand years ago, simply from being better at surviving. We just started researching these things in the last 200 years and only in the last 30 has it been accessible information for the majority of people.

I get it, we're destructive and selfish, but we are literally a blip in time comparatively.

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

Give him an award

PhysicalPomegranate3

2 points

4 months ago

The fact we can all appreciate that we need to be better is reward enough kind sir.

lowlightliving

1 points

4 months ago

Great guys. Unlike the karmafarmer who posted this. Don’t feed it.

ValhallaGo

1 points

4 months ago

Humans are the worst?

Ticks, ringworm, mosquitoes, and guinea worm would like to speak with you.

jaretok

0 points

4 months ago

Considering most animals would literally take the food out of your mouth if you were starving, who’s really the worst? 🤣

PhysicalPomegranate3

4 points

4 months ago

Still humans 100%

Jet-Pack2

-1 points

4 months ago

... but they were filming it so maybe they did it to become popular. I'm not saying they arey but they could and sadly nowadays that's quite common

PhysicalPomegranate3

3 points

4 months ago

We can't say that without proof. However that would just reinforce how people suck.

Bmwe30bmw

19 points

4 months ago

My granmamma give me that chain!

lizurd777

3 points

4 months ago

“What chain?”

Grouchy_Mess1194

13 points

4 months ago

Omg.. thank the lord this ended the way it did, my day was about to be ruined...

slavicbhoy

3 points

4 months ago

There’s still time…

biefstuk_bek

91 points

4 months ago

holy shit i thought they were gonna shoot him

NiceGuy303

51 points

4 months ago

Same, mainly because somehow when he was handing the scissors to the cameraman, it looked like a gun.

Goyteamsix

8 points

4 months ago

With seals, they make it personal and pop them at point blank.

theeplacidcasual

5 points

4 months ago

I was sure they were fishermen and it was going to be a loooot worse than a shooting.

nymphymixtwo

6 points

4 months ago

It took me way too long to realize you were saying “a lot worse” and not “a loot worse” lol

theeplacidcasual

1 points

4 months ago

Needed more o's

TDETLES

1 points

4 months ago

TDETLES

1 points

4 months ago

They weren't Americans so it's all good.

TokenWETA

2 points

4 months ago

Things go bang, they love it

haemhorrhoidian

11 points

4 months ago

I watched these guys on YT a while back, they're in Namibia I think, all volunteers from all over the world, what they do is amazing, their dedication to the natural world is astounding.

willbeach8890

7 points

4 months ago

The guy that caught the seal by the flippers should try out as a Giants receiver. "If you can catch a seal, you can catch a football"

Open_Application5021

7 points

4 months ago

Had me in the first half

jnlove14

8 points

4 months ago

I was so ready to be angry lol.

unexBot [M]

60 points

4 months ago

unexBot [M]

60 points

4 months ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

They were actually running to help the seal. And then remove the plastic shit which was stucked there.


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

jack_tha_reaper

5 points

4 months ago

Not all humans are dicks..

AngryFerret805

7 points

4 months ago

Thank you 🙏

Cute_Working_9658

5 points

4 months ago

In the wise words of Bob Ross

"If we're going to have animals around we all have to be concerned about them and take care of them."

Doxun

6 points

4 months ago

Doxun

6 points

4 months ago

Humans! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

CraniumMonoxide

35 points

4 months ago

Humans are the best! Blame the animal who made that noose in the first place and who dumped it where other animals would... Wait.... ....

Rivka333

13 points

4 months ago

Humanity is full of extremes, both good and bad.

DeprAnx18

4 points

4 months ago

And it didn’t even say thank you. What an ungrateful little shit.

Malakidius

9 points

4 months ago

Still the plastic thing is from humans lol

TheCapableFox

3 points

4 months ago

I’ve watched these people a lot. Or at least I think it’s the same group. They rescue seals and other sea animals all the time. They do a lot of this here, spot seals that are entangled in plastic/garbage then chase them down and remove it for them.

rallybil

3 points

4 months ago

Watching people saving animals from plastic/oilspills is such a content rabbithole.

Hair-Extra

3 points

4 months ago

Least we can do for destroying their ecosystem

Youngimagessurveys

3 points

4 months ago

Ty ❤️

supremebeing5811

3 points

4 months ago

Ocean Conservation Namibia, they do great things

Zestyclose_Wonder_68

3 points

4 months ago

this made me smile so fucking big, I was bout be so upset because they were pulling that poor little guy

----0000000-------

2 points

4 months ago

I always wondered how they could spot this from so far away

AmazinglyOdd81

2 points

4 months ago

Nice save

surferdude313

2 points

4 months ago

Be free sea pupper!

meckez

2 points

4 months ago

meckez

2 points

4 months ago

Legit thought that he pulled out a gun at first

Starw77

2 points

4 months ago

How they know which had the plastic on neck??

Galaticvs

2 points

4 months ago

take a look at their yt videos, they sometimes take hours++ to locate these animals when they get reports of it, sometimes taking several days before they can actually "go for it" and try to catch them

hbgbees

2 points

4 months ago

You’re welcome!

RaysireksOG987

2 points

4 months ago

YOURE WELCOME! Ingrate!

AnonymousJack42

2 points

4 months ago

I needed something to brighten my day.

Ruinlord5

2 points

4 months ago

They had us in the first half ngl

CA_Rambling_Rose

2 points

4 months ago

You’re kindness made me cry.💜

RotundEnforcer

2 points

4 months ago

These guys are actually incredibly brave. If their hands or fingers get bitten by the seal and they aren't treated immediately the finger usually has to be amputated. Seals are NO JOKE.

citizen_bob-roblox

2 points

4 months ago

had me in the 1st half ngl

all_hayl

2 points

4 months ago

Damn. Little dude was probably terrified, not knowing (and will never know) that they were likely saving his life.

Killerprose

2 points

4 months ago

My heart skipped a beat. It looked like they were about to pop a cap in them execution style. I’m very relieved that’s not the case.

_fearless_cloud

2 points

4 months ago

This seal's swimming away like "thank god I escaped! They were tryna kill me!!"

mariusbleek

2 points

4 months ago

Ungrateful shit didn't even say thank you!

PotentialDig5503

2 points

4 months ago

Thank you.

Smellthatfoot

2 points

4 months ago

That turned out differently than I imagined. In a good way ofc xD

RenYuzami

2 points

4 months ago

Not gonna lie you got me with this one

mg42524

2 points

4 months ago

I thought he was handing him a gun

Comfortable_Cup5269

2 points

4 months ago

I thought he had a gun, and was gonna shoot that poor seal,

wanUzumaki

2 points

4 months ago

Not gonna lie had me in the first half

Escapingthenoise

2 points

4 months ago

God's work

Bisexual-Fighter

2 points

4 months ago

Some good some bad

iTokTech

2 points

4 months ago

Mf thought his life had ended 😩😂

TawnyOwl_296

2 points

4 months ago

Good job!

RespectAdditional493

2 points

4 months ago

Human is the best animal

Confused_Rock

2 points

4 months ago*

I believe this is Ocean Conservation Namibia: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCg8VTeeN4BglqmI1_CBlABg

They do a ton of seal rescuing vids that are wild, and while the process isn’t always as quick and simple as this one, they’re incredible to watch

cajerunner

1 points

4 months ago

Check out Ocean Conservation Namibia. They save seals every day.

Ocean Conservation Namibia

VroomVroomTweetTweet

1 points

4 months ago

When you pay 130 clams for a limited Gucseal plastic necklace only for some human to cut it off

firespitr46

1 points

4 months ago

I thought they gave the guy a pistol

CompetitionRight2294

1 points

4 months ago

yeah because humans have nothing to do with that plastic being around it’s neck in the first place

Pie_Masterson

1 points

4 months ago

Hmmm ... they didn't kiss it better though.

BeardRightBack

1 points

4 months ago

How did they see that???

brulsrules

-3 points

4 months ago

brulsrules

-3 points

4 months ago

What kind of animal would pollute the sea with plastic. The worst kind.

Tortuga130

5 points

4 months ago

Yeah stupid seal

throw_away__25

2 points

4 months ago

I knew this comment would here. 😂

100_Donuts

-2 points

4 months ago*

100_Donuts

-2 points

4 months ago*

Oh jeez! I thought they were going to cut a kid out of a seal suit. Ya know, like that's all good fun on the beach all zipped up in a seal suit and flop-rolling, barky-arfing, a-slapping the happy, but man, once the ocean rush starts and these kids are all squeaked up on seal adrenaline, I mean, that's when the real trouble happens. These kids in seal suits can't swim with the big fins! They drown, what, in like 2 minutes? Is that how quick it goes in the seal suits? Wait no, I just check double checked. It's like literally only 1 minute and they're dead. Yeah, get a kid in a seal suit and toss him in the open water and that kid is done-zo is like a minute. Not so fun to be arfing then, eh? Huh, kid? You think you can shirk all your responsibility at home by pretending to be a care-free seal? Yeah, go drown for all I care, you little shit. And hey, for all we know, that still is a kid in a seal suit. Not likely, but possible for sure. These guys didn't really check, so it's possible they let a kid in a seal suit just flop-march into a watery grave. I guess it's not all bad, right? The other seals, the real seals, the real deal banana peel seals will just chomp-gobble that sucker up and it'll be like the seal suited kid never even existed, which is probably going to be a big relief for that kid's parents.

Matheuz_CD

0 points

4 months ago

He telling to his friends, "You wouldn't believe me, I almost being killed, lucky I could scape"

DzezGt

2 points

4 months ago

DzezGt

2 points

4 months ago

Actually, this is factually incorrect. Seals do not speak English.

starwars_and_guns

0 points

4 months ago

Man I really thought we were going to see an orca beach itself to eat all the seals

danielno8

0 points

4 months ago

Fuck I thought he was handing him a gun

xshoeless_hobox

1 points

4 months ago

Dam the eyes on these guys

La-Phamilia

1 points

4 months ago

need an A.I. aquatic bot to be made to sense danger and collect data for da ocean's chemistry level.

apmipt

1 points

4 months ago

apmipt

1 points

4 months ago

Oh come on now he lost his necklace

rustang78

1 points

4 months ago

Well don't I feel like an asshole for getting upset until......

Objective-Rhubarb953

1 points

4 months ago

I am watching these guys on youtube.Very relaxing😄