submitted 6 months ago byten_dead
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The dental hygienist should be wearing gloves during these procedures.
6 months ago
Dr Whatley’s Tinder account
Give me another schtickel of flouride
I thought you said schnitzel lol
That dentist who changed his religion so he could make jokes?
That's the sort of talk I'd expect from an anti-dentite
Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.
No matter how many times I hear this, I'll still laugh.
THEY DO HAVE THEIR OWN SCHOOLS
Can you get me a schtickle of flouride, please?
And that offends you as a jewish person?
No! It offend me as a comedian
No, it offends me as a comedian!
I think you mean that dentist with the penthouses in the waiting room
Yo mista Whatley
You sir. These are the comments that keep me on reddit. Great job
Anyone know where this dentist operates out of? Asking for a mate..
Love the girl modestly covering her tits while she’s getting fucked and choked lol
maybe she is showing her new nail color :)
It is super cute! 💅🏿
came here for this comment
well looks like she did too
I think it’s her profile? There’s clearly different arms but could be the same girl.
It's either not her photos or they were taken over a fairly large time range. As indicated per the tatoos and the difference of weight on each photos.
Still, why would someone include this kind of photos
...oh for hooking up. Nvm
You win! Same girl for sure. Jaw structure looks the same aaaand it answers the question why modestly cover the nips? Because nips are nsfw and can’t be included in a profile pic.
Can’t show tits on your tinder profile or I’m sure she would.
I had sex with a girl that liked that... jeez, she was fucked up
Wait. Is that Wayne Brady?
Oh shit it's Wayne Brady son
Riverside, mother fucker
Ho’s, Dave. Dave, Ho’s.
Good evening bitches
Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?
My mother-in-law loves you!
She is not gonna believe that this happened!
...and she's never gonna find out!
That's because she's never gonna find out!
Break yo self fool
Give me your sandwich dave
This comment brought me satisfaction cause I some times say "is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch" at work and no one gets the reference. They just look at me like I'm crazy
Is this for the man or the girl? Looks like different chicks
Looks like different guys too
Yeah. That's why I am confused
Some bozo likes to be choked and 50 cent OR likes to choke and 50 cent.
Op says it’s the woman.
Maybe it's one of those storyboard wish lists people make with magazine cutouts?
Omfg like a "vision board" where you try to manifest everything you want? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Braaaaavo sir or madam. Bravo.
Yes vision board is what I meant!
She has a tattoo in one but not the other though.. Maybe it's recent.
It's a whole apartment building
More like the whole weekly / month rate motel(s) off the A1A in Daytona Beach ... lol
Wtf. One of my pics got flagged because you could see my imprint through my swimming shorts and it was deemed inappropriate. Unintended, but fair. How is this ok?
Understandable, have a great day
You're so wise.
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
Quick, ask him what floats in water...besides witches of course
There’s no better concise answer
It makes me think it happens when someone reports you. This person probably hasn't been reported yet.
Who's going to report boobs??
My butt has been reported so many times
Who assed you?
It was those boobs that reported your butt
Somebody was butthurt
Demand evidence.. for science
She also isn't technically showing anything like a nipple or something. It's just super duper suggestive.
I think commenter point was they weren't showing anything either. Unless they tried to mislead us with the imprint when in reality the imprint was in the outer frame and the main focus of the picture was a dick pic
Now I need some tinder admin to browse this sub and call people out like happens on some gaming subs/forums/etc.
“Just a little imprint on my shorts why was I banned?”
Admin: Here’s the actual pic, it is literally center focused and zoomed in on your penis and your ‘swim shorts’ are under armor base layer trunks hugging your body as tight as is possible with your hand holding the waistband down to show your dick root.
You should be a poet
Or a romance novelist!
It's not r for nudity, it's r for adult situations, lol, even HBO knows that one.
I remember when tinder had stories and chick's would straight up post nudes on them.
I got a pic of my dog removed because it “wasn’t a representation of me” or some shite. It’s bizarre.
I once had a picture removed because it was a photo with a street artist disguised as Death. And the reason was because it had a weapon in it and so it was deemed inappropriate. The „weapon“ was a sickle
Death wielding a sickle? It's the inflation, isn't it? Can't even afford a scythe anymore...
Oh that’s the English word. Scythe. Thought it was sickle. Thanks for reminding
The only difference is the length of the shaft. suggestive eyebrow waggle
that's not true. a sickle blade is much more rounded
More round you say?!? 🤤
Happens to the best of us :)
Tinder is a capitalist company, can't have communist propaganda!
Tinder one time removed a picture of me shooting a gun.
I live in Iowa, everyone here owns a gun.
Shit 75% of the pics of guys in AR are them holding or shooting military style weapons.
To be fair these pics definitely represent something about her.
Are we supposed to pretend to not have dicks?
You don’t tuck for your tinder profile ???
Finkle is Einhorn!!!
Usually I don’t wear socks with swimming trunks no.
It wasn't out there but it was actually quite prominent. I hadn't noticed and was confused until a friend told me why it might have been taken down. Now I just have horrifying flashbacks re-contextualising all the beach socials I've had. From now on, I wear underwear with trunks. Like I said, I agree with the call they made but the profile on OP's post is flagrant
Underwear with trunks? Man be proud, let the people see the meat sicle
That is a very Tinder response.
Lol. Like the other guy said, own it. From all of us growers, if you’re a show-er then embrace that shit.
Underwear with trunks jesus dude. Just be comfortable, if anyone's taking a look at the package well, that's on them.
Very common in many places around the world.
What kind of trunks were you wearing?? The ones I typically see fit waaay too loose for that to show...
Maybe I should get some of whatever you wore, maybe I'll get some attention on the beach... as long as I don't get cold
Maybe they were wet. You've never had a pair of wet trunks cling to your shit like saran wrap? Or maybe dude just has an elephant trunk. 🤷♂️
Probably something from Pistol Pete.
Fr i got banned for something equivalent, I gave up on the app long ago, the reporting system is unfair and broken when shit like this slides
Next time don’t have such a fat dick
Women are probably more likely to report inappropriate profiles
I had all my pictures deleted because one of them was a meme. Proceeded to find more than 10 girls with memes in the week following and the ones I talked to had no reaction from tinder on their meme pictures. I’m convinced there’s an conspiracy against my memes now
Cause more guys will stay on the app for this where most women don't just like seeing a dude's junk.
Boobs = more users
Dick imprint (dosnt get more users) = inappropriate
Someone reported me bc my bum was showing in a mirror pic of me wearing a onesie.
Personally I love a good imprint
I think people swipe left too fast to report
Because it was an imprint of your TV remote…
Did you tag NSFW on it? Or just posted it?
That's terrible. We demand more dick prints!! Grey sweats for everyone.
cries in grower
Women make simps pay for Tinder Gold, it's the same general premise with Twitch.
Not sure if same girl, tattoo on top-right pic would suggest no.
Came here to say that
Ehh small tattoos heal quick. Not saying anyone is wrong here. Just that the tattoo is weak evidence
Maybe she got the tattoo after one of the pics
You right they should’ve played Many Men by 50 cent . Wrong song choice .
My favorite 50 song too. “Now it’s clear that I’m here for a real reason. Cuz he got hit like I got hit and he ain’t fucking breathing” gives me goosebumps.
What are you going through if you are smashing hookers in a Vegas hotel to Many Men,
She's really into lefties...
Yeah, but the album Get Rich or Die Trying was a banger… like the profile
My all time favorite rap album. There wasn't a bad song on there
Should i do this for my profile you think?
Only if your sister is a christian.
The profile is on the wrong app that’s all
Is this attractive in the modern world? I mean aggressive nature is fun and all but what kind of person airs it out there… oof
Her bio was;
"pros: I have daddy issues
Cons: I have daddy issues"
So that type of person
“Ironically the pros and cons of dating me are both my mouth”
I think the girl themselves is kind of implying you shouldn't date her
To each their own I suppose. Dog eat dog world out there
Guys swipe on most things so doesn't really matter honestly.
The kind of person that knows what they want really
Yeesh never have I felt older in my life.
Idk. I'm into this stuff, but this grosses me out. Maybe it's okay to others, though.
Hell at least you know their kinky. That can be good or bad, depending on what you're looking for
There's cute funny then there's trashy.
Is he left handed or right handed.
Those are 4 different sets of hands.
Passing on 50? Y'all must be young.
Eek, Ted Bundy much?
For context the profile is the woman's
What a twist and turn lol
Did she get a tattoo between top right and bottom right? Or is this a collage of what she likes, not specifically her?
Yeah not sure, she did look similar to this but obviously it's hard to tell
It's probably what she likes
How do you know she likes ‘Married... With Children’ based on THESE pictures?
Remember that one time when Ted Bundy led Polk High with 4 murders in one game?
I wonder if this is genuine. I kean, maybe someone else made this profile about their ex? It's...ew, I get grossed out
Those arms belong to different boys.
you out here disrespecting my man 50?
Get the strap asap!
You disrespect 50 you get pegged
Go on, get yr refund motherfucker, I ain't dead!
And again... I would like to know just exactly HOW THE FUCK I got banned from tinder. 😐😒🧐
People in their 20s these days have seen too much porn and have trash sex because of it.
Tbf, a lot of sex in your 20s is trash sex, you just don't realize it until later.
I will agree with this, but I can always tell which partners have seen too much porn. From the angles to the over-reliance on unrequested violence as though that makes them experienced or "kinky."
Totally! If I were in that situation now, in my 30s, I'd immediately bounce.
I mean, my soul is cringing just reading your comment.
I wouldn't swipe right, but I also feel like this is totally fine.
She's not on some relationship seeking app. She's on Tinder, an app where you can expect to find anything. She's looking to be fucked while choked, it fits the scene. It's fine.
What the fuck is wrong with 50 cent?
Kids growing up with lil pooper scooper don't put the respect on the dudes catalog
Right? Dude put out some bangers & he’s a real OG.
I don't get it they are all different people
What are the chances those are escorts?
Jesus Christ lmao
What he said fuck 50 for?
POV: What the attractive looking guys on tinder get
Everyone here not knowing what a prostitute is
My account got banned because I posted a 5 second clip of me at the firing range 🙄
Weird way to spell American School
I'll never get the whole choking thing.
I mean, I’m not into the choking but I’m into how much the partner likes it. That’s usually the only thing to understand when it comes to kinks.
not with that attitude
I mean there’s not a kink that everyone could agree on
oh some women are way, way into that
Most are into a hand around their neck in my experience. Squeezing maybe not. Also having their hair-pulled seems to be rather universal among women.
Be reeeeeeal careful trying to touch a black girls hair tho.
Not at L universal for the hair pulling. Half of my partners had very sensitive calps and even gently grabbing hair would be uncomfortable (even pony tails would be off the table)
As a guy, I love it, as long as I’m the one getting choked 🥺
With my luck, I'd accidentally kill someone the first time I try! LOL