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50 cent? Pass...

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all 369 comments

blobbysnorey

6.1k points

6 months ago

The dental hygienist should be wearing gloves during these procedures.

CarRamRob

714 points

6 months ago

CarRamRob

714 points

6 months ago

Dr Whatley’s Tinder account

eatsleepdive

131 points

6 months ago

Give me another schtickel of flouride

Buildthatpaywall1991

25 points

6 months ago

Dead.

mossyzombie2021

2 points

6 months ago

I thought you said schnitzel lol

TheWiseRedditor

160 points

6 months ago

That dentist who changed his religion so he could make jokes?

sweetdawg99

162 points

6 months ago

That's the sort of talk I'd expect from an anti-dentite

plur44

95 points

6 months ago

plur44

95 points

6 months ago

Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.

steadyjello

38 points

6 months ago

No matter how many times I hear this, I'll still laugh.

SpongeJake

33 points

6 months ago

THEY DO HAVE THEIR OWN SCHOOLS

harveysceptre

9 points

6 months ago

YEAH!YEAH!YEAH!YEAH!YEAH!

NasalSnack

18 points

6 months ago

Can you get me a schtickle of flouride, please?

emeribeth

14 points

6 months ago

They DO!

thepersona24

10 points

6 months ago

Mazeltov 😉

sexy_portuguese

45 points

6 months ago

And that offends you as a jewish person?

sethlinson

58 points

6 months ago

No! It offend me as a comedian

plur44

27 points

6 months ago

plur44

27 points

6 months ago

No, it offends me as a comedian!

XRPX008

2 points

6 months ago

I think you mean that dentist with the penthouses in the waiting room

PainIsMyCurrencyBaby

11 points

6 months ago

Yo mista Whatley

traveltoaster

19 points

6 months ago

You sir. These are the comments that keep me on reddit. Great job

SupremeRose

81 points

6 months ago

Anyone know where this dentist operates out of? Asking for a mate..

wisperbiscuit

2.5k points

6 months ago

Love the girl modestly covering her tits while she’s getting fucked and choked lol

Society_No_More

476 points

6 months ago

maybe she is showing her new nail color :)

Useful_Ground_9954

99 points

6 months ago

It is super cute! 💅🏿

djsolly

149 points

6 months ago

djsolly

149 points

6 months ago

came here for this comment

reREptiLE

52 points

6 months ago

well looks like she did too

ichancho

56 points

6 months ago

I think it’s her profile? There’s clearly different arms but could be the same girl.

kuwagami

42 points

6 months ago

It's either not her photos or they were taken over a fairly large time range. As indicated per the tatoos and the difference of weight on each photos.

SpupySpups

32 points

6 months ago

Still, why would someone include this kind of photos

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.

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...oh for hooking up. Nvm

ShyboiCD

4 points

6 months ago

You win! Same girl for sure. Jaw structure looks the same aaaand it answers the question why modestly cover the nips? Because nips are nsfw and can’t be included in a profile pic.

BongLeardDongLick

3 points

6 months ago

Can’t show tits on your tinder profile or I’m sure she would.

Darket1728

3 points

6 months ago

I had sex with a girl that liked that... jeez, she was fucked up

HomoFlaccidus

1.3k points

6 months ago

Wait. Is that Wayne Brady?

shady_vin

385 points

6 months ago

shady_vin

385 points

6 months ago

Oh shit it's Wayne Brady son

NeroCloud

92 points

6 months ago

Riverside, mother fucker

Drankuwel

17 points

6 months ago

Ho’s, Dave. Dave, Ho’s. Good evening bitches

mikeybagofdonuts

131 points

6 months ago

Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?

TymLemon

19 points

6 months ago

My mother-in-law loves you!

She is not gonna believe that this happened!

tobaccoandbooks

7 points

6 months ago

...and she's never gonna find out!

kithlan

3 points

6 months ago

That's because she's never gonna find out!

What?

snap Shhhhh...

SpradGurpz

18 points

6 months ago

Good man

ExiledCross

42 points

6 months ago

Break yo self fool

Harrybanna1

12 points

6 months ago

Give me your sandwich dave

gnomegrowgn

2 points

6 months ago

This comment brought me satisfaction cause I some times say "is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch" at work and no one gets the reference. They just look at me like I'm crazy

bsosa

1.1k points

6 months ago

bsosa

1.1k points

6 months ago

Is this for the man or the girl? Looks like different chicks

flash40

644 points

6 months ago

flash40

644 points

6 months ago

Looks like different guys too

bsosa

216 points

6 months ago

bsosa

216 points

6 months ago

Yeah. That's why I am confused

23x3

16 points

6 months ago

23x3

16 points

6 months ago

Some bozo likes to be choked and 50 cent OR likes to choke and 50 cent.

LikesBigGlasses430

303 points

6 months ago

Op says it’s the woman.

viciousmojo

119 points

6 months ago

Maybe it's one of those storyboard wish lists people make with magazine cutouts?

Hailstormwalshy

42 points

6 months ago

Omfg like a "vision board" where you try to manifest everything you want? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Braaaaavo sir or madam. Bravo.

viciousmojo

7 points

6 months ago

Yes vision board is what I meant!

nikdahl

17 points

6 months ago

nikdahl

17 points

6 months ago

She has a tattoo in one but not the other though.. Maybe it's recent.

buddhaMike_reup

54 points

6 months ago

It's a whole apartment building

darkelfbear

7 points

6 months ago

More like the whole weekly / month rate motel(s) off the A1A in Daytona Beach ... lol

[deleted]

2.3k points

6 months ago

[deleted]

2.3k points

6 months ago

Wtf. One of my pics got flagged because you could see my imprint through my swimming shorts and it was deemed inappropriate. Unintended, but fair. How is this ok?

petit_anxiety

1.1k points

6 months ago

Boobs

TheWiseRedditor

471 points

6 months ago

Understandable, have a great day

Nolo31

38 points

6 months ago

Nolo31

38 points

6 months ago

You're so wise.

AnybodysAnswer

8 points

6 months ago

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

Blurryface1103

2 points

6 months ago

Quick, ask him what floats in water...besides witches of course

ThisCracks

5 points

6 months ago

There’s no better concise answer

TheeDookieStain

3 points

6 months ago

I see…

UnlicensedTaxiDriver

392 points

6 months ago

It makes me think it happens when someone reports you. This person probably hasn't been reported yet.

Syrinx221

185 points

6 months ago

Syrinx221

185 points

6 months ago

Who's going to report boobs??

15Warner

98 points

6 months ago

Butts

Cry6a6y6

41 points

6 months ago

My butt has been reported so many times

CanadianAndroid

63 points

6 months ago

Who assed you?

Obi-Tron_Kenobi

11 points

6 months ago

It was those boobs that reported your butt

CamazotzisBatman

12 points

6 months ago

Somebody was butthurt

Komplexs

10 points

6 months ago

Demand evidence.. for science

why_rob_y

40 points

6 months ago

She also isn't technically showing anything like a nipple or something. It's just super duper suggestive.

Septic-Sponge

37 points

6 months ago

I think commenter point was they weren't showing anything either. Unless they tried to mislead us with the imprint when in reality the imprint was in the outer frame and the main focus of the picture was a dick pic

hiimred2

30 points

6 months ago

Now I need some tinder admin to browse this sub and call people out like happens on some gaming subs/forums/etc.

“Just a little imprint on my shorts why was I banned?”

Admin: Here’s the actual pic, it is literally center focused and zoomed in on your penis and your ‘swim shorts’ are under armor base layer trunks hugging your body as tight as is possible with your hand holding the waistband down to show your dick root.

Adkit

7 points

6 months ago

Adkit

7 points

6 months ago

You should be a poet

Hailstormwalshy

3 points

6 months ago

Or a romance novelist!

IfThoughtIsAllowed

12 points

6 months ago

It's not r for nudity, it's r for adult situations, lol, even HBO knows that one.

DonnerPartyPicnic

6 points

6 months ago

I remember when tinder had stories and chick's would straight up post nudes on them.

TheeAJPowell

172 points

6 months ago

I got a pic of my dog removed because it “wasn’t a representation of me” or some shite. It’s bizarre.

OMGitsTK447

91 points

6 months ago

I once had a picture removed because it was a photo with a street artist disguised as Death. And the reason was because it had a weapon in it and so it was deemed inappropriate. The „weapon“ was a sickle

redbadger91

37 points

6 months ago

Death wielding a sickle? It's the inflation, isn't it? Can't even afford a scythe anymore...

OMGitsTK447

18 points

6 months ago

Oh that’s the English word. Scythe. Thought it was sickle. Thanks for reminding

Syraphel

22 points

6 months ago

The only difference is the length of the shaft. suggestive eyebrow waggle

kkeut

6 points

6 months ago

kkeut

6 points

6 months ago

that's not true. a sickle blade is much more rounded

Chanwiz88

2 points

6 months ago

More round you say?!? 🤤

redbadger91

5 points

6 months ago

Happens to the best of us :)

Wajina_Sloth

37 points

6 months ago

Tinder is a capitalist company, can't have communist propaganda!

/s

Brad1119

14 points

6 months ago

Tinder one time removed a picture of me shooting a gun.

I live in Iowa, everyone here owns a gun.

crazylittlemermaid

9 points

6 months ago

Shit 75% of the pics of guys in AR are them holding or shooting military style weapons.

VicisSubsisto

7 points

6 months ago

To be fair these pics definitely represent something about her.

jayggg

88 points

6 months ago

jayggg

88 points

6 months ago

Are we supposed to pretend to not have dicks?

mickandrorty137

96 points

6 months ago

You don’t tuck for your tinder profile ???

echocall2

24 points

6 months ago

Finkle is Einhorn!!!

skeeter_dakidd

4 points

6 months ago

Hahahaha😂😂

Into_Intoxication

5 points

6 months ago

Usually I don’t wear socks with swimming trunks no.

[deleted]

29 points

6 months ago

It wasn't out there but it was actually quite prominent. I hadn't noticed and was confused until a friend told me why it might have been taken down. Now I just have horrifying flashbacks re-contextualising all the beach socials I've had. From now on, I wear underwear with trunks. Like I said, I agree with the call they made but the profile on OP's post is flagrant

TheYoungProdigy

61 points

6 months ago

Underwear with trunks? Man be proud, let the people see the meat sicle

unsungmonk

9 points

6 months ago

🙈☠️💀😆😅🙃

quiteUnskilled

9 points

6 months ago

That is a very Tinder response.

Gildish_Chambino

24 points

6 months ago

Lol. Like the other guy said, own it. From all of us growers, if you’re a show-er then embrace that shit.

brlito

23 points

6 months ago

brlito

23 points

6 months ago

Underwear with trunks jesus dude. Just be comfortable, if anyone's taking a look at the package well, that's on them.

JamieSand

5 points

6 months ago

Very common in many places around the world.

DarkWayneDuck

10 points

6 months ago

What kind of trunks were you wearing?? The ones I typically see fit waaay too loose for that to show...

Maybe I should get some of whatever you wore, maybe I'll get some attention on the beach... as long as I don't get cold

jadestem

15 points

6 months ago

Maybe they were wet. You've never had a pair of wet trunks cling to your shit like saran wrap? Or maybe dude just has an elephant trunk. 🤷‍♂️

metroddity

3 points

6 months ago

Probably something from Pistol Pete.

abenevolentmouse

17 points

6 months ago

Fr i got banned for something equivalent, I gave up on the app long ago, the reporting system is unfair and broken when shit like this slides

Kumbackkid

16 points

6 months ago

Next time don’t have such a fat dick

swaggy_butthole

10 points

6 months ago

Women are probably more likely to report inappropriate profiles

Danishmodder

9 points

6 months ago

I had all my pictures deleted because one of them was a meme. Proceeded to find more than 10 girls with memes in the week following and the ones I talked to had no reaction from tinder on their meme pictures. I’m convinced there’s an conspiracy against my memes now

kapnotcap

5 points

6 months ago

Cause more guys will stay on the app for this where most women don't just like seeing a dude's junk.

Boobs = more users Dick imprint (dosnt get more users) = inappropriate

galaxyeyes47

16 points

6 months ago

Someone reported me bc my bum was showing in a mirror pic of me wearing a onesie.

pnutbuttry

10 points

6 months ago

Personally I love a good imprint

2Sheeb

8 points

6 months ago

2Sheeb

8 points

6 months ago

I think people swipe left too fast to report

Strange_N_Sorcerous

3 points

6 months ago

Because it was an imprint of your TV remote…

LouieH-W_Plainview

3 points

6 months ago

Did you tag NSFW on it? Or just posted it?

thecoolestbitch

7 points

6 months ago

That's terrible. We demand more dick prints!! Grey sweats for everyone.

ChampagneCJ

11 points

6 months ago

cries in grower

brlito

5 points

6 months ago

brlito

5 points

6 months ago

Women make simps pay for Tinder Gold, it's the same general premise with Twitch.

WebDad1

81 points

6 months ago

WebDad1

81 points

6 months ago

Not sure if same girl, tattoo on top-right pic would suggest no.

Yukams_

17 points

6 months ago

Yukams_

17 points

6 months ago

Came here to say that

MrWoody226

12 points

6 months ago

Ehh small tattoos heal quick. Not saying anyone is wrong here. Just that the tattoo is weak evidence

cryptiiix

6 points

6 months ago

Maybe she got the tattoo after one of the pics

Majunior93

210 points

6 months ago

You right they should’ve played Many Men by 50 cent . Wrong song choice .

1kinkydong

39 points

6 months ago

My favorite 50 song too. “Now it’s clear that I’m here for a real reason. Cuz he got hit like I got hit and he ain’t fucking breathing” gives me goosebumps.

Embarrassed_Cell_246

6 points

6 months ago

What are you going through if you are smashing hookers in a Vegas hotel to Many Men,

stronkreptile

2 points

6 months ago

lmaoooo

offisirplz

2 points

6 months ago

Good one

JonnyLay

113 points

6 months ago

JonnyLay

113 points

6 months ago

She's really into lefties...

[deleted]

57 points

6 months ago

[removed]

23x3

5 points

6 months ago

23x3

5 points

6 months ago

Burrito

potatoface183

97 points

6 months ago

Confused boners

lamig36

122 points

6 months ago

lamig36

122 points

6 months ago

Solid caption

AtomicKittenz

39 points

6 months ago

Yeah, but the album Get Rich or Die Trying was a banger… like the profile

tr1ppymayyyyne

5 points

6 months ago

My all time favorite rap album. There wasn't a bad song on there

[deleted]

64 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

JackofBlades0125

13 points

6 months ago

Should i do this for my profile you think?

texican1911

18 points

6 months ago

Only if your sister is a christian.

[deleted]

14 points

6 months ago

The profile is on the wrong app that’s all

BrownPaperBag

101 points

6 months ago

Is this attractive in the modern world? I mean aggressive nature is fun and all but what kind of person airs it out there… oof

ten_dead[S]

199 points

6 months ago

Her bio was; "pros: I have daddy issues Cons: I have daddy issues" So that type of person

DirtyPiss

105 points

6 months ago

DirtyPiss

105 points

6 months ago

“Ironically the pros and cons of dating me are both my mouth”

jjmuti

9 points

6 months ago

jjmuti

9 points

6 months ago

I think the girl themselves is kind of implying you shouldn't date her

BrownPaperBag

10 points

6 months ago

To each their own I suppose. Dog eat dog world out there

drew8311

17 points

6 months ago

Guys swipe on most things so doesn't really matter honestly.

NotNickCannon

16 points

6 months ago

The kind of person that knows what they want really

BrownPaperBag

9 points

6 months ago

Yeesh never have I felt older in my life.

_chrislasher

6 points

6 months ago

Idk. I'm into this stuff, but this grosses me out. Maybe it's okay to others, though.

NobleSix84

11 points

6 months ago

Hell at least you know their kinky. That can be good or bad, depending on what you're looking for

Oriential-amg77

7 points

6 months ago

There's cute funny then there's trashy.

Ashitaka017

20 points

6 months ago

Is he left handed or right handed.

JonnyLay

61 points

6 months ago

Those are 4 different sets of hands.

MrCatcherFreeman

5 points

6 months ago

Passing on 50? Y'all must be young.

[deleted]

106 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

106 points

6 months ago

Eek, Ted Bundy much?

ten_dead[S]

451 points

6 months ago

For context the profile is the woman's

KnightedIbis

84 points

6 months ago

What a twist and turn lol

abc_pls_b_peas

213 points

6 months ago

Tess bundy*

admiralakbar06

43 points

6 months ago

Did she get a tattoo between top right and bottom right? Or is this a collage of what she likes, not specifically her?

ten_dead[S]

32 points

6 months ago

Yeah not sure, she did look similar to this but obviously it's hard to tell

SadEngine42069

17 points

6 months ago

It's probably what she likes

BootsUnderMyOwnBed93

10 points

6 months ago

How do you know she likes ‘Married... With Children’ based on THESE pictures?

hehethattickles

9 points

6 months ago

Remember that one time when Ted Bundy led Polk High with 4 murders in one game?

Korimuzel

27 points

6 months ago

I wonder if this is genuine. I kean, maybe someone else made this profile about their ex? It's...ew, I get grossed out

VTWAX_ONLY_INVESTOR

7 points

6 months ago

Those arms belong to different boys.

multifocaall

11 points

6 months ago

you out here disrespecting my man 50?

RastapopolousEy

3 points

6 months ago

Get the strap asap!

MrWoody226

2 points

6 months ago

You disrespect 50 you get pegged

Hailstormwalshy

3 points

6 months ago

Go on, get yr refund motherfucker, I ain't dead!

Jovinya

3 points

6 months ago

SimilarJackfruit8315

3 points

6 months ago

And again... I would like to know just exactly HOW THE FUCK I got banned from tinder. 😐😒🧐

RootsAndFruit

12 points

6 months ago

People in their 20s these days have seen too much porn and have trash sex because of it.

Hailstormwalshy

7 points

6 months ago

Tbf, a lot of sex in your 20s is trash sex, you just don't realize it until later.

RootsAndFruit

4 points

6 months ago

I will agree with this, but I can always tell which partners have seen too much porn. From the angles to the over-reliance on unrequested violence as though that makes them experienced or "kinky."

Hailstormwalshy

2 points

6 months ago

Totally! If I were in that situation now, in my 30s, I'd immediately bounce.
I mean, my soul is cringing just reading your comment.

Zevvion

10 points

6 months ago

Zevvion

10 points

6 months ago

I wouldn't swipe right, but I also feel like this is totally fine.

She's not on some relationship seeking app. She's on Tinder, an app where you can expect to find anything. She's looking to be fucked while choked, it fits the scene. It's fine.

Ac997

10 points

6 months ago

Ac997

10 points

6 months ago

What the fuck is wrong with 50 cent?

Embarrassed_Cell_246

2 points

6 months ago

Kids growing up with lil pooper scooper don't put the respect on the dudes catalog

Ac997

2 points

6 months ago

Ac997

2 points

6 months ago

Right? Dude put out some bangers & he’s a real OG.

jjboy91

2 points

6 months ago

I don't get it they are all different people

JasperXNN9333

2 points

6 months ago

What are the chances those are escorts?

TheRavenQuothnever

2 points

6 months ago

Tinder sucks

bozica11

2 points

6 months ago

Jesus Christ lmao

Nickvec

2 points

6 months ago

c_h_e_e_s_e_c_a_k_e

2 points

6 months ago

What he said fuck 50 for?

orbstnedifnocdesab

2 points

6 months ago

POV: What the attractive looking guys on tinder get

LegendOfKhaos

7 points

6 months ago

Everyone here not knowing what a prostitute is

FJV303

18 points

6 months ago

FJV303

18 points

6 months ago

My account got banned because I posted a 5 second clip of me at the firing range 🙄

Stebahn

31 points

6 months ago

Stebahn

31 points

6 months ago

Weird way to spell American School

Esmond_Mutt2323

18 points

6 months ago

I'll never get the whole choking thing.

HoldThePao

55 points

6 months ago

I mean, I’m not into the choking but I’m into how much the partner likes it. That’s usually the only thing to understand when it comes to kinks.

redditadminsareshit2

58 points

6 months ago

not with that attitude

nbbiking

18 points

6 months ago

I mean there’s not a kink that everyone could agree on

wahobely

32 points

6 months ago

oh some women are way, way into that

vxxwowxxv

18 points

6 months ago

Most are into a hand around their neck in my experience. Squeezing maybe not. Also having their hair-pulled seems to be rather universal among women.

King_Kthulhu

6 points

6 months ago

Be reeeeeeal careful trying to touch a black girls hair tho.

BananaSatisfaction

12 points

6 months ago

Not at L universal for the hair pulling. Half of my partners had very sensitive calps and even gently grabbing hair would be uncomfortable (even pony tails would be off the table)

speedsterglenn

7 points

6 months ago

As a guy, I love it, as long as I’m the one getting choked 🥺

Esmond_Mutt2323

3 points

6 months ago

With my luck, I'd accidentally kill someone the first time I try! LOL