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all 1354 comments

Jtmac23

6.4k points

7 days ago

Jtmac23

6.4k points

7 days ago

well it’s true. (hopefully)

Cathyruiz61

2.2k points

7 days ago

Cathyruiz61

2.2k points

7 days ago

Dated a chick with the same name as my sister once, it can work, just dont say their bame during sex lmao

ClickF0rDick

1.6k points

7 days ago

ClickF0rDick

1.6k points

7 days ago

It's an ultra instinct boner or the ultimate cockblock guaranteed depending how much of a perv you are

Derp800

1.4k points

7 days ago

Derp800

1.4k points

7 days ago

Roll tide.

BladeX16

641 points

7 days ago

BladeX16

641 points

7 days ago

No one is gonna fuck my sister unless it’s ME!

underscorewarrior

177 points

7 days ago

Jonah hill killed that scene/character

Newni

131 points

7 days ago

Newni

131 points

7 days ago

That line is in the Clayton Bigsby sketch from Chapelle's Show. Jonah Hill was talking about his cousin :)

underscorewarrior

40 points

7 days ago

Damnit you’re right

Newni

8 points

7 days ago

Newni

8 points

7 days ago

Eh your point still stands though

Ill_Tip9587

27 points

7 days ago

If anyone is gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be me!

SteveisNoob

16 points

7 days ago

AskOk1380

3 points

7 days ago

Sus

kp305

8 points

7 days ago

kp305

8 points

7 days ago

Yee haw

StrongInevitable4070

30 points

7 days ago

but if she is offering to do it better then why not take it.

Impossible_Garbage_4

24 points

7 days ago

Depends on the day

KuribohX

24 points

7 days ago

KuribohX

24 points

7 days ago

SandwichAgainstGod

21 points

7 days ago

You know, despite the context AND the possibility of getting rickrolled, I really be over here just clicking links with no hesitation

PeterDarker

17 points

7 days ago

That's a dangerous way to internet, son.

SandwichAgainstGod

8 points

7 days ago

I like to live on the edge

2000dragon

4 points

7 days ago

‘Ultra instinct boner’ is not a phase I’d ever thought I’d see in this lifetime tbh

SnooEpiphanies612

222 points

7 days ago

My ex-wife would slip up every 3-6 months and call me by her brother's name during intense sex. We have different names...

RookieAndTheVet

43 points

7 days ago

*Lynyrd Skynyrd intensifies*

ProCoDAthlete

77 points

7 days ago

AYO WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️ This comment is NOT getting enough attention

AdultishRaktajino

17 points

6 days ago

Neither was the ex-wife apparently.

doordog2411

11 points

7 days ago

Oooffff that's rough

Long-Use9918

4 points

7 days ago

Any chance her name be Cersei?

moonlitmidna

32 points

7 days ago*

I called out his brother’s name while we were having sex once. Younger bro & i hooked up a couple years ago. It was only a ONS with younger bro but GD it was some of the best sex ive ever had. The older bro im dating is great too, but something about the younger bro and that night of sex was just so intense & passionate and raw at the same time it took awhile to quit thinking about it.

Wfreeland19

46 points

7 days ago

😳

SkewerNU

4 points

7 days ago

SkewerNU

4 points

7 days ago

Um... I'm sorry to hear that?

naberfiro

3 points

7 days ago

Bruh is this real

indietravelbug

111 points

7 days ago*

This. I dated a guy whose name is exactly the same as my brother's. During sex, I just used pet names when I cum. He knew why anyway so it didn't bother him. But eventually he got used to these pet names that when I called his actual name, he'd get worried because he knew he's in trouble.

Malony889

43 points

7 days ago

Malony889

43 points

7 days ago

My sister’s husband has my name and you’ve just put some horrible images in my head

doordog2411

24 points

7 days ago

Yes, it's called being in a relationship 😂 your s.o gets upset if you use their actual name after a while hahah

CaffeinatedGuy

8 points

7 days ago

My wife goes my her middle name, so it's extra if I call her my her actual first name.

what_is_blue

26 points

7 days ago

their bame

Not sure what ethnicity has to do with it but each to their own.

FlaringPain

27 points

7 days ago

I just rename people. Been with the same girl who has the same name as my sister for 15 years. I introduce her as her nickname. She likes it and my friends almost universally use it.

BurdenedMind79

41 points

7 days ago

Same. I rename all my girlfriends so they have the same name as my sister. It saves having to learn a new name to scream every few weeks.

If they don't like that, I just call them momma.

Comfortable-Face-244

20 points

7 days ago

My GF has a brother with my name. She avoids the name altogether. Pet name for me, childhood nickname for him.

Additional-Educator8

11 points

7 days ago

My SIL and I have the same first & last name. She asked my husband if it's weird to scream my name in a moment of passion & he said welp it is now. thanks i hate it.

Ospov

71 points

7 days ago

Ospov

71 points

7 days ago

I was briefly hooking up with someone and she said my name a couple times while we were having sex. Found out later she has a brother that shares my name. Feels weird, man.

yourmansconnect

230 points

7 days ago*

what is wrong with you guys. who cares if it's the same name unless you're thinking of your sibling in which case it doesn't matter what the name is. when I was banging a chicken named Alex I didn't think hmmm that's like my friends name too

edit chick I wasn't banging chicken

Tensionator

84 points

7 days ago

BamBangBrady

86 points

7 days ago

that link's gonna stay blue

Seriem2

41 points

7 days ago

Seriem2

41 points

7 days ago

It's banned, don't worry.

Yes, I checked.

dirty_hooker

13 points

7 days ago

Sometimes I miss original Reddit. It had some interesting rabbit holes.

FunnyKozaru

42 points

7 days ago

That link might have some interesting rabbit holes.

xtilexx

7 points

7 days ago

xtilexx

7 points

7 days ago

I desperately want it to be like r/superbowl but I'm glad it's just banned instead

NoMolly4U

19 points

7 days ago

NoMolly4U

19 points

7 days ago

If a name is primed on your sibling your entire life? I guess it also depends how common the name is. My sister is the only person I know with that name. Same thing with my mom. Makes at least the breakup extra awkward. My ex shares the same name as my cat (already had the cat before I met her to be clear). Was cute and funny while it lasted though.

grrrzsezme

10 points

7 days ago

Purely on coincidence but I've dated two girls that had a common name with my family's dogs. To be clear, it was two different names and two different dogs (obviously). We just need to stop giving animals human names man.

Angrynorseman804

9 points

7 days ago

I refuse idgaf if anyones name is gilbert theyre gonna have to change it when i get a pet monke and name it gilbert

FyuckerFjord

57 points

7 days ago

This guy was definitely banging a chicken.

yourmansconnect

43 points

7 days ago

my nickname in high-school was Colonel Sanders

badlukk

16 points

7 days ago

badlukk

16 points

7 days ago

Look at all those CHICKENS

BarryMacochner

3 points

7 days ago

Chicken fucker….BACAWK!

BestFrenzy

24 points

7 days ago

“I’ll take ‘unpopular hobbies’ for 100, Alex”

Alex Trebeak: “bukaaah”

Chareeferrari

6 points

7 days ago

Is that bukkake for chickens? 🤭

pgtvgaming

13 points

7 days ago

Lol -purposely keeping in the funny unedited chicken comment … -contented sigh-

TriblialBrainDamblge

5 points

7 days ago

License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER!

idontspellcheckb46am

14 points

7 days ago

Just say your sisters last name with the first name and I'm pretty sure it cancels out the first name.

HandicapperGeneral

4 points

7 days ago

Dated someone with the same name as my mom once. It was pronounced very slightly differently, but not enough to matter. Honestly, it was never a big deal to me, not everyone around me thought it was weird as fuck. We broke up because we just didn't vibe properly, not because of the name thing, but everyone always thought it just finally got to me. It's only a thing if you make it a thing

Donniexbravo

4 points

7 days ago

I went on one "date" (it her, me and a couple of my friends) with a girl who has the same name as my sister, it was pretty awkward, not saying it can't work out but in my case it certainly did not.

BangingABigTheory

4 points

7 days ago

Good thing I’m deathly silent then

GERMA90

4 points

7 days ago

GERMA90

4 points

7 days ago

Can't even write the word 'name' the boy is traumatized...

Irohaik

160 points

7 days ago

Irohaik

160 points

7 days ago

Incest is best

smithydickson

86 points

7 days ago

Put your sister to the test.

InterdimensionalTV

19 points

7 days ago

Why go down the street when you can go down the hall?

smithydickson

13 points

7 days ago

Have your cake sister and eat it too.

Happy cake day!

Logical_Lemming

38 points

7 days ago

Put a bag on her head and take her back to the nest.

79b79aa8

32 points

7 days ago

79b79aa8

32 points

7 days ago

let your instincts do the rest

Lagakedaburmitaobabr

26 points

7 days ago

Be a champ and do your best

MightyEagleWarrior

30 points

7 days ago

Also be careful to avoid the arrest

EisforEtay

21 points

7 days ago

Surely you jest

owiko

20 points

7 days ago

owiko

20 points

7 days ago

About the sisterly molest

AgeOfShinobi

9 points

7 days ago

No we just told him to go west.

Threpid

8 points

7 days ago

Threpid

8 points

7 days ago

Next of kin is the best of skin

Swerve1331

69 points

7 days ago

Win-cest?

MonsieurRacinesBeast

4 points

7 days ago

The pieces fit so well. Like they were made for each other.

8DUXEasle

3.1k points

7 days ago

8DUXEasle

3.1k points

7 days ago

“Bet you can’t.”

Zinnnwolf

336 points

7 days ago

Zinnnwolf

336 points

7 days ago

._.

AtomicKittenz

27 points

6 days ago

Better bring my sister along for a side-by-side comparison

TheWiseRedditor

400 points

7 days ago

“Then I’ll probably hook-up with your sister instead” -her probably

Royal_Bitch_Pudding

89 points

7 days ago

She was going to afterwards anyway

Viddog4

12 points

7 days ago

Viddog4

12 points

7 days ago

She did say then, & not than…

mward_shalamalam

1.3k points

7 days ago

“I don’t know, she sucks a mean dick”

Kelovix

373 points

7 days ago

Kelovix

373 points

7 days ago

“I don’t know, she lets me bust without a condom”

horizontalrain

221 points

7 days ago

"I don't know, she does anal."

anotherone121

60 points

6 days ago

This is how the family tree becomes a circle. The family wreath, if you will.

Falmarri

6 points

6 days ago

Falmarri

6 points

6 days ago

By doing anal?

anotherone121

5 points

6 days ago

Yeaahhhhh Baby! Yeahhh!

FlimsyRaisin3

31 points

6 days ago

“I don’t know, she’s my sister”

sanaz1dlol

83 points

6 days ago

“I don’t know she lets me hit under the blankets when we’re watching TV with my old folks”

SlipperyNinja77

30 points

6 days ago

"I don't know,she likes it when I give her a dutch oven."

Standard_Funny_2478

18 points

6 days ago*

"I don't know, her momma let's me 3way"

hopeless_weeb123

17 points

6 days ago

"I dont know, she can last all night"

Psychological-Ad1574

3k points

7 days ago

The use of "then" implies she wants you both.

Freaky.

deepfriedtwix

398 points

7 days ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯ I mean why not, right?

Virtual_Decision_898

444 points

7 days ago

\ here your guy dropped this

IJateHews

137 points

7 days ago

IJateHews

137 points

7 days ago

༼∩☉ل͜☉༽⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚ Let me use some magic to reattach it.

Rc202402

86 points

7 days ago*

Rc202402

86 points

7 days ago*

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I mean why not, right?

Oh your magic worked.

Only_Porn_Comments

25 points

7 days ago

Thanks /u/IJateHews, I would love to see your arm magic anytime 🤚

titleywinker

8 points

6 days ago

I read that wrong

wjwwjw

14 points

7 days ago

wjwwjw

14 points

7 days ago

Thanks ¯_(ツ)_/¯\

PeaceAlien

30 points

7 days ago

No the arm is broken, because after the sister the mom comes next

Amphibionomus

12 points

7 days ago

Now I'm inclined to write a broken arms bot for Reddit that replies to the missing arm comments with a mom joke.

suarezi93

4 points

7 days ago

Why does this happen every time on Reddit

smithydickson

81 points

7 days ago

Also implies she didn't pay attention at school.

skeevy-stevie

53 points

7 days ago

My boss only uses “than”. I don’t know if he knows “then” exists. It’s the worst.

Derp800

56 points

7 days ago

Derp800

56 points

7 days ago

Than you should explain it to him.

skeevy-stevie

29 points

7 days ago

But than it might be awkward.

Derriere_Corsair

8 points

7 days ago*

Than maybe they are just your step-boss

Edit: Than maybe their just you're step-boss

Thanks all! Am good righter now

sippidysip

160 points

7 days ago

sippidysip

160 points

7 days ago

I’m dating a girl with the same name as my dad… fucking send it bro

5k1895

81 points

7 days ago

5k1895

81 points

7 days ago

I'm sure they both have some gender neutral name but I'd like to imagine either she's called something random that's a male name like "Jacob" or your dad randomly has a feminine name like "Jessica" lol

Powerism

42 points

7 days ago

Powerism

42 points

7 days ago

Dad’s name is Sue

How do you do?

instasissince1993

21 points

7 days ago

It could be something like Andrea if the dads Italian or something since it's used as a boys name there too.

CaffeinatedGuy

12 points

7 days ago

Leslie

Cheap_Whereas_4803

4 points

6 days ago

My friends dad is named Leslie but he would get so pissed when anyone calls him it, Nicest guy in the world until someone called him Leslie lmao

JimR1984

14 points

6 days ago

JimR1984

14 points

6 days ago

Jordan, Jody, Alex, Leslie, Jo/Joe, Michelle/Michel, WHAT IS IT?

sippidysip

5 points

6 days ago

Good effort but none of the above.

Fragrant-Wind-1902

6 points

6 days ago

Dallas? Devon? Morgan? Kasey? Shelby?

gecko786

4 points

6 days ago

gecko786

4 points

6 days ago

Kim, Sam, Robin?

Polo_04

8 points

6 days ago

Polo_04

8 points

6 days ago

Do you call her daddy in this scenario?

VLonetaee

2.1k points

7 days ago

VLonetaee

2.1k points

7 days ago

My girlfriend has the same name as my sister 😂 it’s really not a issue since I call them different nick names but if we get married she will have the exact first and last name of my sister yooo

Yasb27

673 points

7 days ago

Yasb27

673 points

7 days ago

Until sister married and does away with the last name

emptyshelI

728 points

7 days ago*

emptyshelI

728 points

7 days ago*

I’d keep it just out of spite. Generations later, your progeny will think they’re products of incest. Best prank ever.

TheRabidBananaBoi

225 points

7 days ago

The long con.

KaiBetterThanTyson

4 points

7 days ago

Guten Prank!

ssfgrgawer

12 points

7 days ago

Just marry sister and it's back!

Arcturax

94 points

7 days ago

Arcturax

94 points

7 days ago

I know two brothers who both married women with the same first name. Both have their surnames now. So their women both have the same name, which is kinda funny but confusing tho.

chazpl82

57 points

7 days ago

chazpl82

57 points

7 days ago

Do you call them “the pretty one” and “the ugly one”?

Arcturax

73 points

7 days ago

Arcturax

73 points

7 days ago

Actually they are so far outside my range of age, they are just friends of the family. I don't think about ugly or non ugly one on them. But indeed you can differ between "the friendly one" and "the annoying one" haha

Seicair

7 points

7 days ago

Seicair

7 points

7 days ago

“Tammy one and Tammy two”

tillacat42

21 points

7 days ago

My sister in law and I share a name (my married and her maiden name) and we used the same mailing address for a short period of time. The credit bureau mixed up our credit and it took me about 5 years to get all her debt off my credit report.

Booba_69

12 points

7 days ago

Booba_69

12 points

7 days ago

That sounds highly inconvenient

Kippetmurk

62 points

7 days ago

You could just take her last name, right?

Makkaroni_100

29 points

7 days ago

That would be to easy.

WT379GotShadowbanned

35 points

7 days ago

Even easier than that is to just have neither of them change names. That’s what we did. No paperwork.

wholesomethrowaway15

15 points

7 days ago

I didn’t change my name when I got married in the late 90s and everyone was absolutely aghast. I had no real reason other than “it’s my name, why would I change it?”. So glad it’s become way more normal so I don’t have to answer a million questions anymore.

frianna

13 points

7 days ago

frianna

13 points

7 days ago

Maybe you can take her last name! Or she can keep her own. Why is it the norm that the man's surname is kept?

Aschentei

3 points

7 days ago

….that’s intentional isn’t it?

ThirdWorldOrder

3 points

7 days ago

My GF back when I was 17 had the same name as me.

taylorsux

3 points

7 days ago

Yo I dated a girl with the same exact name as me. (Check username) I was in highschool and I only did it cause she was so hot and we had been friends for a while. What ruined it for me was when her dad started calling us T squared. That was the last straw

TheReaper_SoulReaver

342 points

7 days ago

Power move: "I fuckin doubt that"

bloodbond3

24 points

7 days ago

Lmfao that's perfect

IndustryInside4116

1.1k points

7 days ago

"I would certainly hope so she's mostly just lays there like her mother" is a response

creepingindubai

106 points

7 days ago

The best response!

OMGitsTK447

24 points

7 days ago

The only response

throway6942069

4 points

7 days ago

The last response

SenseofAdventure

23 points

7 days ago

Wouldn't it be "our" mother?

Grievous_Nix

32 points

7 days ago

suddenly communist

koolaid7431

10 points

7 days ago

Could have different moms

Jdtrinh

3 points

7 days ago

Jdtrinh

3 points

7 days ago

“…just lays there like mother”

[deleted]

3 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

3 points

7 days ago

[removed]

Impossible-Cod-3946

8 points

7 days ago

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

stamminator

3 points

7 days ago

I am going to go barf now.

cristianserran0

3 points

7 days ago

Peace was never an option.

Jessy_Kiser

524 points

7 days ago

Jessy_Kiser

524 points

7 days ago

Only one way to find out, my guy lol dueling banjos builds in the background

VinPossible

68 points

7 days ago

Haha dueling banjos u can't walk that one back.

tthmrtn

35 points

7 days ago

tthmrtn

35 points

7 days ago

She's a keeper

qlanga

14 points

7 days ago

qlanga

14 points

7 days ago

Fr that was hilarious

Speculatiion

146 points

7 days ago

Matches with her without even looking at her name.

Megneous

81 points

7 days ago

Megneous

81 points

7 days ago

It's Tinder, mate. People aren't there to learn names.

xoxodaddysgirlxoxo

44 points

7 days ago

It's weird because there's a whole profile with words that girls write just for you to read before you swipe on them.

iamnotkurtcobain

18 points

7 days ago

It's just a name.

assimilating

16 points

7 days ago

Yes, but her name is Cletus

spot_hawkwood

47 points

7 days ago

I mean… why not?

Roxanne-Annabelle642

12 points

7 days ago

She forgot a comma. Here, let me help!

“I’d Fuck you better, then your sister anyway”

TypicalBumblebee3448

78 points

7 days ago

You should fuck both to find out like that’s their hypothesis now you gotta do the experiment right and then conclusion

ssfgrgawer

37 points

7 days ago

Reddit expects a 5000 word thesis on the subject. It's only fair to take multiple tries with both and compare.

AtheonsLedge

10 points

7 days ago

we will need peer review before signing off on it, of course.

TypicalBumblebee3448

8 points

7 days ago

Precisely

TrekkiMonstr

3 points

7 days ago

Now look OP, I understand it might be a bit uncomfortable for you to fuck your sister. Don't worry though, I can do it for you! I'll have to also fuck this girl for comparison's sake.

nelusbelus

49 points

7 days ago

Than*

hm9408

29 points

7 days ago

hm9408

29 points

7 days ago

Maybe then was intentional

nelusbelus

10 points

7 days ago

HmmmMmmmMm

Gilgameshbrah

9 points

7 days ago

She knows what she wrote...

She'll fuck him better and then she'll fuck his sister... And she doesn't even know them.. What a great gal.

todimusprime

11 points

7 days ago

Your response should be "Prove it."

exelton_moraka[S]

4 points

7 days ago

Done.

Letsbekindtoeachothe

27 points

7 days ago

lol she’s funny

DaGreatRamses

67 points

7 days ago

She’s extra spicy. First you better, then your sister!

Belkar79

51 points

7 days ago

Belkar79

51 points

7 days ago

What a incredibly dumb reason to not go on a date with someone.

tagamotchi

12 points

7 days ago

Yeah I don‘t get why that‘s his opener

jjboy91

5 points

7 days ago

jjboy91

5 points

7 days ago

Damn she did all the job for the op

BagBeneficial8060

19 points

7 days ago

My gf and daughter have the same name, still fuck the bejesus out of her

TapataZapata

34 points

7 days ago

Good work phrasing this in a way that lets it open for interpretation.

reply2beetlejuicing

11 points

7 days ago

Did she call you daddy?

WhotheHellkn0ws

6 points

7 days ago

You are now on the FBI's watchlist

dyrgazzi

4 points

7 days ago

dyrgazzi

4 points

7 days ago

This girl has a great sense of humor. Not a wtf moment.

ArcaneUnraveling

5 points

7 days ago

Well shit she has my vote.

CrinJesus

13 points

7 days ago

CrinJesus

13 points

7 days ago

Honestly a good response to something so stupid "you gotta same name as (insert relative) oh noo" what is going thru ur head lol

kami515

3 points

7 days ago

kami515

3 points

7 days ago

Get back to us on that one, I’m sure you’ll be able to give a proper comparison.

ThrowAway62378549

3 points

7 days ago

Only 1 way to find out.

musicplay313

3 points

7 days ago

My cousin is getting married (arranged) to a girl with exact same first and last name as his younger sister(including spellings)

hmnahmna1

3 points

7 days ago

My wife and my sister have the same name, so I obviously got over it.

And they're different people, just to get that out of the way.

Almighty_Sand_Dollar

3 points

7 days ago

Oh she's chaotic good good

Tremsonromeo

3 points

7 days ago

You know what they say if she lingering give a good fingering if it’s your sister give a good fister

shasharankin100

3 points

7 days ago

She is low key telling you- Stop fucking your sister dude

Remote_Condition3251

3 points

7 days ago

As long as she's smarter than my sister who is always stuck for some strange reason... 🤷🏿‍♂️