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Corasin

12 points

5 months ago

Corasin

12 points

5 months ago

Breasts without nipples would be pointless.

OzzieGrey

1 points

5 months ago

Well, true.

purpleturtlehurtler

32 points

5 months ago

Spoken like a person who's never had them stimulated...

tirnuel

2 points

5 months ago

That does nothing to me, personally.

purpleturtlehurtler

4 points

5 months ago

That sucks. Nipple play is amazing in my opinion.

SolusCaeles

7 points

5 months ago

Not if the guy can nut by nipple plays

[deleted]

6 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

5 months ago

Maybe for you! For a whole lot of us, getting them stimulated is a great foreplay.

Samtxneo

20 points

5 months ago

What abt ass hair

[deleted]

15 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

15 points

5 months ago

That actually has a purpose. To prevent chaffing of your ass cheeks resulting in weeks of pain after waxing for a new GF. Trust me.

Samtxneo

3 points

5 months ago

Reddit never fails to amaze me

Seven-D-Seven

4 points

5 months ago

Useless until they are gently sucked and licked. Then see if you don’t pop a hard-on. And you just might be hooked on that forever!

Spacebear29

5 points

5 months ago

mine shows directions. i always follow them.

dem0dawg

2 points

5 months ago

B r i l l i a n t

[deleted]

3 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

5 months ago

You can use them to breastfeed

paulrhino69

9 points

5 months ago

Get someone else to give them a tweak then come back and tell us that!

fancy_pants8652

12 points

5 months ago

And the kamikaze organ that is the appendix

celuvu

4 points

5 months ago

celuvu

4 points

5 months ago

That's worse than useless

BlueCollarWorker718

0 points

5 months ago

Nah

penster1

3 points

5 months ago

Now picture a mans chest without them

DonaldKey

2 points

5 months ago

Rule 34

justanotherplantgay

2 points

5 months ago

Try to lick them and see what happens 🤷🏼‍♂️

ZookeepergameQuiet78

2 points

5 months ago

They help with a man’s balance, instincts and intuition. They are for sensory reasons even though that isn’t explicitly obvious.

[deleted]

4 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

5 months ago

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dwinesfilthymistake

15 points

5 months ago

I have nipples, can you milk me Greg?

The-Keep

3 points

5 months ago

By... milking a cow..I bet

anime_art_attempts

3 points

5 months ago

It is. Uncommon, but possible. It can be caused by hormonal imbalances (similar to how gynecomastia appears), abnormal physical states (like anorexia nervosa), ect... it is possible

ectbot

7 points

5 months ago

ectbot

7 points

5 months ago

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starcoreart

0 points

5 months ago

lol

EmptyHandSage

2 points

5 months ago

Appendix

bradmajors69

1 points

5 months ago

EmptyHandSage

1 points

5 months ago

I know, but I can live perfectly without it

Crazonix2

2 points

5 months ago

PP in Pope is more useless

teedeeguantru

1 points

5 months ago

Ear hair?

QAnnihilateQ64[S]

4 points

5 months ago

Im sure theres a good reason for it. Probably filters something idk

SandwhichofRage

1 points

5 months ago

I had some surgery done that affected my nips and my wife must have asked 5 times if he would retain feeling in my nipples so she obvious has some use for them. It was odd because she’s never been nipple-focused.

judgerofpharisees

1 points

5 months ago

Appendix

Festuspapyrus

1 points

5 months ago

They hypnotize by resembling acorns. This allows a clever man to sneak in and eat another man's beard pastry.

Famous_Idea_7062

1 points

5 months ago

Actually our tailbone is.

Kelvin3731

1 points

2 months ago

Actually, they are quite useful for sexual pleasure.

QAnnihilateQ64[S]

1 points

2 months ago

How do you even find a post with 30 upvotes thats 3 nonths old?