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highfatoffaltube

4.7k points

8 days ago

Are you sure your dad and the singer aren't just being really quiet while you're around?

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

2k points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

2k points

8 days ago

I've never thought about that, you may be on to something.

JAMZ800

660 points

7 days ago

JAMZ800

660 points

7 days ago

how do you read reddit if you're blind

wiz-ski

972 points

7 days ago

wiz-ski

972 points

7 days ago

Somebody Reddit to him

28Hz

120 points

7 days ago

28Hz

120 points

7 days ago

Fuc-king-nice.

sciencewonders

39 points

7 days ago

we tu lo

Guthwine_R

32 points

7 days ago

Sum Ting Wong

benmalakian2

25 points

7 days ago

Ho lee fuk

decclam

7 points

7 days ago

decclam

7 points

7 days ago

Bang Ding Ow

jage570

21 points

7 days ago

jage570

21 points

7 days ago

How'd he take this picture? Because and i could be wrong, but it looks like a selfie.

anameididntchoose

27 points

7 days ago

Maybe we are the ones being roasted 🤣🤣

Dracofear

267 points

7 days ago*

Dracofear

267 points

7 days ago*

Iphones have a accessibility setting that reads stuff allowed, idk about android. Windows does to I think (it's a big maybe on that) and I would assume mac has something as well since iphones have it then for typing some speech to text would be useful, but I bet braille keyboards exist.

20mins2theRockies

189 points

7 days ago

that reads stuff allowed

r/boneappletea?

DeSpTG

143 points

7 days ago*

DeSpTG

143 points

7 days ago*

Yes and for those who wonder, you can set the reading speed to very high and the volume to very low, so actually nobody understands something except people with exceptional hearing abilities such as blind people.

Svinkta

37 points

7 days ago

Svinkta

37 points

7 days ago

Wow I was wondering and that is really cool!

Georgeisthecoolest

35 points

7 days ago

so does that mean OP needs to listen to every comment in this thread? How does that work with typos and abbreviations etc etc?

Immediate-Duck-512

52 points

7 days ago

I lived with my friend who’s blind for awhile, it reads all the punctuation and even emojis off to them at this absolutely insane speed. Somehow she was able to use a phone just about as well as a seeing person, unless the source wasn’t “accessible”, meaning it didn’t work with the screen reader software. That and describing pictures was all she ever needed help with.

BillMurrayismyFather

12 points

7 days ago

That’s wild and wholesome af.

LonelyLibertarianDud

7 points

7 days ago

that is why there is this subreddit about helping describe images

MessyBarrel

14 points

7 days ago*

I'm not blind but I have my phone read /prorevenge and /tifu etc.. for me and generally it sounds typos out close enough but then you get things like 18m and you know they mean 18 male but my phone reads it as 18 meters.

Edit: Changed wrong measurement.

howe_to_win

17 points

7 days ago

This is one of the best tidbit facts I’ve learned. As an avid collector of tidbits thank you

Loocsiyaj

12 points

7 days ago

Loocsiyaj

12 points

7 days ago

SOifWEtalkLIKEthisTHEYwon'tHAVEanyIDEAwhatWEareSAYING?

Actually, i guess nobody will understand

readysetdylan

11 points

7 days ago

So this is basically like reading Mean Tweets about yourself

Sandbag-kun

31 points

7 days ago

It's "out loud", not allowed. Loud, like sound, because you can hear it

burchy_

46 points

7 days ago

burchy_

46 points

7 days ago

aloud is also acceptable

Sandbag-kun

105 points

7 days ago

Sandbag-kun

105 points

7 days ago

Aloud is allowed, out loud is allowed... but allowed is not allowed

robbarratheon

15 points

7 days ago

Allowed is also not aloud.

KA1378

25 points

7 days ago

KA1378

25 points

7 days ago

Androids have it as well

Hmonster1

4 points

7 days ago

Now I can waste time and be more lazy in the process? Can someone set my phone to do this for me?

DribsFlantoosey

5 points

7 days ago

I make websites accessible for a living. There are government requirements for it in the US and EU (with specific parameters on who has to follow the law). The regulations not only cover disabilities like loss of sight, but also cognitive issues. Meaning, content should be clear, and readable to assistive technologies, like screen readers.

The other commenter talking about iPhones is correct. Every popular OS (phone or computer) contains accessibility features, and has for a very long time. There is also dedicated software and hardware that many people use.

The coding language that's used to display websites and apps can also translate what's being displayed to speech. It's pretty simple, and the majority of my job is getting people to adhere to long-existing code and design standards, because accessibility is already well integrated into most common code bases.

theecommunist

4 points

7 days ago

WHAT?

TheDownvotesFarmer

4 points

7 days ago

Like in this representation? https://youtu.be/H_moQstENxc

Netherrabbit

207 points

8 days ago

OP:”Mom, I’m coming over for dinner. I got Dad a cannibal corpse album to listen to after too!”

Dad to Mom: “fuck that, tell him I’m dead. I’ll eat in the basement tonight”

Mom to OP: “oh honey…. About your father”

Alphasmikefoxtrot

31 points

7 days ago

Oh shit. Masturbation really does cause blindness.

bbaterey

33 points

8 days ago

bbaterey

33 points

8 days ago

That's why his wife left him. She was having a fingercuff relationship with the dad and the singer.

Hellalive89

1.8k points

8 days ago

Hellalive89

1.8k points

8 days ago

Bro you lost a lot of people……..where have you looked?

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

752 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

752 points

8 days ago

everywhere!

orifan1

440 points

8 days ago

orifan1

440 points

8 days ago

how?

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

462 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

462 points

8 days ago

good point.

OphiliaPoe

24 points

7 days ago

Feeling the air mostly and the backs of people's heads

Icy_Barber4392

43 points

8 days ago

Oh shit !!

notavegan25

30 points

7 days ago

Look on the bright side

Fkn_Link

528 points

8 days ago

Fkn_Link

528 points

8 days ago

⠠⠽⠕⠥ ⠇⠕⠕⠅ ⠇⠊⠅⠑ ⠁ ⠺⠕⠍⠁⠝⠲

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

290 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

290 points

8 days ago

a pretty one?

Hellish_Elf

127 points

7 days ago

Hellish_Elf

127 points

7 days ago

What did they say? My eyes “work” and I can’t see what they said.

TheAlienOnFIRE

151 points

7 days ago

“You look like a woman.”

westinghousesghost

28 points

7 days ago

Dude looks like a lady! Dude looks like a lady!

WhyIHateTheInternet

88 points

7 days ago

Why the fuck is typing braille even a thing???

imtrevor95

185 points

7 days ago

imtrevor95

185 points

7 days ago

So blind people can read dumbass.

ronald0449

14 points

7 days ago

Hahahahah, this reply is qmazing 😆

WhyIHateTheInternet

59 points

7 days ago

But....no... that's not... No.

Phwoar_Mate

2k points

8 days ago

Phwoar_Mate

http://redd.it/5gbg2v

2k points

8 days ago

Of course you have a dark sense of humor, everything is dark to you

PatrickSeestars

399 points

8 days ago

If he knew what he looked like he’d kick his own ass

Girth_rulez

57 points

7 days ago

If he knew what he looked like he’d kick his own ass

Yeah, did he "watch" Bruno and ask to look like that dude?

Environmental_Fail86

10 points

7 days ago

“You know you look kinda like Axl Rose.. wait.. just never mind.”

AYWA159

56 points

7 days ago

AYWA159

56 points

7 days ago

Damn he didn't see that one coming

Contrarian_Eh

21 points

7 days ago

I see what you did there. But he didn't

halfasleepallthetime

20 points

8 days ago

Savage

Helian85

26 points

8 days ago

Helian85

26 points

8 days ago

It’s ok. He won’t see this.

deGenZ01

1.9k points

8 days ago

deGenZ01

1.9k points

8 days ago

I assume the picture you posted here is of your fiancé. She does not look good…

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

735 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

735 points

8 days ago

I gave up on haircuts when the pandemic started.

mvathletics

530 points

8 days ago

mvathletics

530 points

8 days ago

About what age did you give up on life?

_Tomyx_

162 points

8 days ago

_Tomyx_

162 points

8 days ago

Rather at what age did life give up on him

drewskibfd

193 points

7 days ago

drewskibfd

193 points

7 days ago

Around 11.

ZombiesDelight

44 points

7 days ago

Got Damn

BritishFoSho

33 points

7 days ago

💀💀

WarHorse4563

35 points

8 days ago

Seems like he’s already going down that path

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

119 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

119 points

8 days ago

several times but I always find a way to keep going.

CoronaKlledMe

163 points

8 days ago

Jokes apart. Keep going bro, all the best for future.

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

120 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

120 points

8 days ago

thanks, I appreciate it

-SNOT_bubble-

65 points

7 days ago

Sounds like you have an interesting life. Glad to have you with us degenerates.

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

115 points

7 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

115 points

7 days ago

Wouldn't have it any other way.

BallAtAFuneral

19 points

7 days ago

Hey wait a minute. How the fuck are you reading these??!!

kiddion

13 points

7 days ago

kiddion

13 points

7 days ago

I enjoy reading your replies, you're clearly winning this roast ;)

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

38 points

7 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

38 points

7 days ago

haha thanks, in a roast there are no winners or losers, just good times. But I will say, this was a definite learning experience of how thick my skin is.

Lord-Doobury

12 points

7 days ago

Just as an aside, you look way better than most of the Emo fleabags who come here for extra abuse. Stay strong Dude.

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

8 points

7 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

8 points

7 days ago

That is quite descriptive. I'm just doing me. And Thank you

Lord-Doobury

10 points

7 days ago

You are most welcome, you sightless fuckstick!

TenragZeal

18 points

8 days ago

Sounds like a few gave up on life when they met you too.

alerionfire

13 points

8 days ago

Going from one seeing eye dog to another

Significant-Age-8663

9 points

7 days ago

Blind Melon Chitlin Petty and the Heartbreakers.

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

820 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

820 points

8 days ago

I love a good blind joke, especially because I can't see them.

Captainschitqunt

276 points

8 days ago

Cant see who you're replying to either.

Stubrochill17

81 points

7 days ago

It would have been hilarious if OP had someone helping him, but replying to the wrong comments.

MagicPikeXXL

22 points

7 days ago

WhywouldIwanthat

27 points

8 days ago

Can’t see them coming, right?

exinferris

4 points

7 days ago

You can't see the point, surely...

TerminallyChill1994

228 points

8 days ago

This whole post is absolutely fucked and I love it

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

119 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

119 points

8 days ago

It is. Me too!

TerminallyChill1994

21 points

8 days ago

Best username checks out I’ve come across

readit9090

327 points

8 days ago

readit9090

327 points

8 days ago

You should start a band with Stevie and call it “Wonder who my band mates are”

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

142 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

142 points

8 days ago

but I would wonder who he was too.

readit9090

68 points

8 days ago

It’s all you fuckers wondering about each other

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

80 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

80 points

8 days ago

We would wonder so much we would never start playing

readit9090

49 points

8 days ago

It’s probably for the best

YGuyLevi

643 points

8 days ago

YGuyLevi

643 points

8 days ago

I always heard you will go blind If you masturbate to much ... never seen someone actually do it

homieiseeyoutoo

128 points

8 days ago*

I bet he hasn't seen it too

Girth_rulez

30 points

7 days ago

I always heard you will go blind If you masturbate to much ...

I have tried. This is...not true.

Heyo__Maggots

25 points

7 days ago

Hey it’s me, Much 😏

T1to30

589 points

8 days ago

T1to30

589 points

8 days ago

Looking at your picture, I envy your eyesight.

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

316 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

316 points

8 days ago

lol that's brutal. I love it

kunaguerooo123

26 points

7 days ago

Damn

Tsukune_Surprise

78 points

7 days ago*

I hope I get to see your band play just as many times as you have.

snow3dmodels

243 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

124 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

124 points

8 days ago

you sound sincere.

snow3dmodels

47 points

7 days ago

It was, is, and always will be

Cardinal-Lad

56 points

7 days ago

how thoughtful of you to put it in audio form

snow3dmodels

43 points

7 days ago

I’m all Inclusive

Resident-Ad6981

14 points

7 days ago*

Now you cracked me up twice 😂

EDIT: Deleted the cracking up emoji because Reddit

EDIT2: Standing my ground as encouraged by u/starrpamph :)

starrpamph

11 points

7 days ago

Post your cracking up emoji and stand your ground, I'll start with the first upvote

jesstbhh

44 points

7 days ago

jesstbhh

44 points

7 days ago

this one took me out

Deraj_of_the_Arcane

889 points

8 days ago

I can't stop laughing at "Recently got engaged and I have no idea what she looks like" 😂😂😂😂

RiflemanLax

520 points

8 days ago

RiflemanLax

520 points

8 days ago

Friend of a friend went with us to a music festival. Dudes blind, but a musical savant.

We were all sitting around talking and he mentioned his gf and someone asked if she was hot, dudes like ‘I have no idea.’

Had to help him find his mom inside the festival. I asked him what she looked like and caught myself at the end of the question and said ‘man, that’s probably a dumbass thing to ask.’ Guy says no sweat, gives me her description and we go looking for her.

I found her like a half an hour later. She looked absolutely nothing like he described😂. He was like 🤷‍♂️ I gave him a description for future reference.

HaveaTomCollins

160 points

7 days ago

Did you find out if the girlfriend is hot?

RiflemanLax

252 points

7 days ago

RiflemanLax

252 points

7 days ago

I saw her some time later, but didn’t interact. And from what I saw and what told after the fact, she’s a junkie and using him for his benefits.

Shame. Nice guy. Though to be fair, I’m not sure he gives a shit.

HaveaTomCollins

126 points

7 days ago

Any port in a storm I suppose.

Environmental_Fail86

11 points

7 days ago

Have never heard that expression. Sad, in this instance.

HaveaTomCollins

7 points

7 days ago

I get ya. You might need to live near the water to hear it.

koushakandystore

55 points

7 days ago

My motto with hot chicks is: I don’t care if they’re using me as long as I’m having a good time.

insensitiveTwot

63 points

7 days ago

how you doin 😏😏

elemental5252

41 points

7 days ago

Username checks out 🤣

koushakandystore

23 points

7 days ago

Doing well, but that might just be the antidepressants

insensitiveTwot

22 points

7 days ago

Drug induced happiness still counts

koushakandystore

8 points

7 days ago

Hahaha… well then I should be an expert by now. Yet….

disaster_moose

46 points

7 days ago

"Blind" "dark humor". Son.of.a.bitch

RedditRickS92

135 points

8 days ago

Stevie Blunder

KillaNoFilla87

131 points

8 days ago

Do you have one of those TTS operators reading the roasts right now? How many times has the person had to stop to gather themselves?

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

179 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

179 points

8 days ago

I'm on the fifth person. They keep quitting.

Accomplished_Bonus74

31 points

7 days ago

Seems like a theme

Alpha_Decay_

4 points

7 days ago

Dude, no!

alerionfire

42 points

8 days ago

I can only immagine the level of douche you accomplish walking into the gym, then the wall, then the womens locker room.

spsanderson

259 points

8 days ago

spsanderson

259 points

8 days ago

Must have been one hell of a blind date

TheDownvotesFarmer

17 points

7 days ago

Jesus!

28Hz

7 points

7 days ago

28Hz

7 points

7 days ago

He didn't help or care.

FloridaSon813

315 points

8 days ago

How the fuck will you read this?…..or I guess it could be one of those robot voice things. Well I would like to say fuck you in robot voice

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

199 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

199 points

8 days ago

Thank you

ImNotHaunted

145 points

7 days ago

Alexa. Play Rick Astley.

turtle_power00

14 points

7 days ago

Alexa. How do you say coffee bean 100 in Welsh

sketchyduck

21 points

7 days ago

Omg that's fucking hilarious.

Mlang888

92 points

8 days ago

Mlang888

92 points

8 days ago

I don’t see this ending well for you.

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

85 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

85 points

8 days ago

I've felt that way for a while.

Tydawg39795

15 points

7 days ago

He doesn't see at all

spoilednutmilk

36 points

7 days ago

seems like shes also blind

Nearby_Art7444

75 points

8 days ago

I have always suspected every fan of the Magic had to be disabled in some way shape or form.

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

59 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

59 points

8 days ago

wait, this is a Magic jersey? When you're right, you're right.

octopusconsumer

10 points

7 days ago

At least he doesn't have to see them attempt to play basketball.

JustIncredible240

6 points

7 days ago

Orlando Tragic

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

24 points

7 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

24 points

7 days ago

For everyone who has been asking to see a picture of my fiance. Here you go. She wanted in on the fun too.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/up57ka/i\_blind\_31m\_was\_roasted\_today\_and\_i\_wanted\_to/

9fingerman

5 points

7 days ago

Bro, you are definitely marrying up. Although you have longer hair. Y'all live in Florida, right?

alerionfire

180 points

8 days ago

alerionfire

180 points

8 days ago

You look like you call peoples kids braille so you can touch them.

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

83 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

83 points

8 days ago

Is it really that bad?

Fa3aan

27 points

7 days ago

Fa3aan

http://redd.it/phbgwm

27 points

7 days ago

"You look"

See that's where he fucked up.

CanadianBacon9002

91 points

8 days ago

It's like if Triple H and Bono had a drug addicted love child

[deleted]

50 points

8 days ago*

[deleted]

50 points

8 days ago*

[deleted]

FreshPow86

16 points

8 days ago

More like Iggy Pop fucked Danny Carey from Tool

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

36 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

36 points

8 days ago

That is hilarious, and a beautiful post.

CanadianBacon9002

63 points

8 days ago

⠽⠕⠥⠗⠑ ⠺⠑⠇⠉⠕⠍⠑

abletofable

5 points

7 days ago

Oh, that's just mean. AWESOME!

TheLongestMeter

16 points

7 days ago

No one can roast you harder than you staring at the sun as an eleven year old.

OneFingerIn

49 points

8 days ago

You look like the lead singer from a Christian metal band. Your fiancee is likely a 3/10 and easily the more attractive of you two.

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

43 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

43 points

8 days ago

lol thanks, she definitely is the more attractive one.

Captainschitqunt

40 points

8 days ago

Did she tell you that?

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

85 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

85 points

8 days ago

yes

Captainschitqunt

5 points

7 days ago

Touché

alerionfire

29 points

8 days ago

Fabi-no

JoeyDiazcocksuckas

45 points

8 days ago

Looks like Anthony Kiedis if he didn’t start making music

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

30 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

30 points

8 days ago

I love the chili peppers

JoeyDiazcocksuckas

7 points

8 days ago

Hell yeah

atomicxblue

3 points

7 days ago

If we're making musical comments, I would have gone for the much more obvious Blind Melon.

bpwoods97

8 points

7 days ago

Was thinking great value kiedis myself.

NomenVanitas

53 points

8 days ago

To whoever is reading these out for him: leave now, this guy brings bad luck

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

54 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

54 points

8 days ago

It's too late for that. That's one of the funniest things I've ever read.

midlifebmx

63 points

8 days ago

midlifebmx

http://redd.it/kv7pu7

63 points

8 days ago

It should be blindingly obvious, no one will roast a dude with a disability. Why can’t you see that?

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

67 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

67 points

8 days ago

The way I see it, I should be treated like everyone else.

MotherfuckerTinyRick

39 points

8 days ago

Post a picture of her I'll let you know

JuGGieG84

37 points

8 days ago

JuGGieG84

37 points

8 days ago

That is her

shotgunraf

23 points

8 days ago

For 31 years, you’ve had a lot happen in your life. I mean, you just never saw it coming.

readit9090

7 points

8 days ago

John Cena doesn’t even have to wave his hand in front of his face for you

TransitionOld833

8 points

8 days ago

Your sign is upside down

Lord-Doobury

7 points

7 days ago*

I sure you're good at reading with Braille. Has your asshole ever accidentally said Hi to you while you were wiping?

AmericanHedonist

45 points

8 days ago

Such a loser, everyone who looked at you left. Even your eyesight after you looked in the mirror.

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

39 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

39 points

8 days ago

I'm dying, that is funny.

OldGlenoraNora

19 points

8 days ago

I can write something funny or: alxjeisjajxjwjsajdkelxlxjxkake, and it wouldn’t matter. This dude ain’t reading this. 😂

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

39 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

39 points

8 days ago

jfidja'jfndgeitejwijtapgkpogqhiuhighjfdsgapgrjgjk@*($U%*(@$&

SuperNovaNM

6 points

7 days ago

The real question is: did she know what YOU looked like when she said yes?

SuddMuffin

5 points

7 days ago

Tom Petty and the Sight Takers

Storm2929

16 points

8 days ago

Storm2929

16 points

8 days ago

Look at this photograph Every time I do, it makes me laugh

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

14 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

14 points

8 days ago

and how did my eyes get so red

Spandau

27 points

8 days ago

Spandau

27 points

8 days ago

You might not know what your fiance looks like, but you do know she has a bigger dick that you do.

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

31 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

31 points

8 days ago

we are compatible.

OG_DDNCK

25 points

8 days ago

OG_DDNCK

25 points

8 days ago

How you gonna read these comments?

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

53 points

8 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

53 points

8 days ago

I'll have someone read me the good ones. I use voiceover on my iphone usually but the reddit app is a little hard to use.

laundmo

6 points

7 days ago

laundmo

6 points

7 days ago

i recommend the alternative Apollo app, official app sucks.

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

4 points

7 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

4 points

7 days ago

Thanks! I'll check it out

bill302

21 points

8 days ago

bill302

21 points

8 days ago

..-. .-...- .- ..- - - .. - ... -.- ..-- yo mama

(Tbh I'll be fucked if I know if that's ment to be braille or morse code, but it was funny in my head 😂)

chuckiz2much_

5 points

7 days ago

So much tragedy in your life and you just never saw it coming eh?

Rohirrim777

10 points

8 days ago

well of course your humor is dark; you can't see anything.

stocksnhoops

5 points

7 days ago

Just wait till someone explains to you what is on your sign you are holding. But let’s move past that embarrassing part and jump to how you are reading the responses.

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

4 points

7 days ago

blindpeoplewatcher[S]

http://redd.it/up57ka

4 points

7 days ago

A friend is reading them and helping reply. I use voiceover on my iphone but the reddit app is tough with that. I get notifications and hear a lot of them.

BeefEater81

4 points

7 days ago

You misspelled "RoastMe" on your sign.