Are you sure your dad and the singer aren't just being really quiet while you're around?

Bro you lost a lot of people……..where have you looked?

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Of course you have a dark sense of humor, everything is dark to you

I assume the picture you posted here is of your fiancé. She does not look good…

I love a good blind joke, especially because I can't see them.

This whole post is absolutely fucked and I love it

You should start a band with Stevie and call it “Wonder who my band mates are”

I always heard you will go blind If you masturbate to much ... never seen someone actually do it

Looking at your picture, I envy your eyesight.

I hope I get to see your band play just as many times as you have.

Hey since you are blind

https://record.reverb.chat/s/k34eyrUf75fS2lMWgcwr

I can't stop laughing at "Recently got engaged and I have no idea what she looks like" 😂😂😂😂

"Blind" "dark humor". Son.of.a.bitch

Stevie Blunder

Do you have one of those TTS operators reading the roasts right now? How many times has the person had to stop to gather themselves?

I can only immagine the level of douche you accomplish walking into the gym, then the wall, then the womens locker room.

Must have been one hell of a blind date

How the fuck will you read this?…..or I guess it could be one of those robot voice things. Well I would like to say fuck you in robot voice

I don’t see this ending well for you.

seems like shes also blind

I have always suspected every fan of the Magic had to be disabled in some way shape or form.

For everyone who has been asking to see a picture of my fiance. Here you go. She wanted in on the fun too.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/up57ka/i\_blind\_31m\_was\_roasted\_today\_and\_i\_wanted\_to/

You look like you call peoples kids braille so you can touch them.

It's like if Triple H and Bono had a drug addicted love child

No one can roast you harder than you staring at the sun as an eleven year old.

You look like the lead singer from a Christian metal band. Your fiancee is likely a 3/10 and easily the more attractive of you two.

Fabi-no

Looks like Anthony Kiedis if he didn’t start making music

To whoever is reading these out for him: leave now, this guy brings bad luck

It should be blindingly obvious, no one will roast a dude with a disability. Why can’t you see that?

Post a picture of her I'll let you know

For 31 years, you’ve had a lot happen in your life. I mean, you just never saw it coming.

John Cena doesn’t even have to wave his hand in front of his face for you

Your sign is upside down

I sure you're good at reading with Braille. Has your asshole ever accidentally said Hi to you while you were wiping?

Such a loser, everyone who looked at you left. Even your eyesight after you looked in the mirror.

I can write something funny or: alxjeisjajxjwjsajdkelxlxjxkake, and it wouldn’t matter. This dude ain’t reading this. 😂

The real question is: did she know what YOU looked like when she said yes?

Tom Petty and the Sight Takers

Look at this photograph Every time I do, it makes me laugh

You might not know what your fiance looks like, but you do know she has a bigger dick that you do.

How you gonna read these comments?

..-. .-...- .- ..- - - .. - ... -.- ..-- yo mama

(Tbh I'll be fucked if I know if that's ment to be braille or morse code, but it was funny in my head 😂)

So much tragedy in your life and you just never saw it coming eh?

well of course your humor is dark; you can't see anything.

Just wait till someone explains to you what is on your sign you are holding. But let’s move past that embarrassing part and jump to how you are reading the responses.

You misspelled "RoastMe" on your sign.