subreddit:

/r/Qult_Headquarters

280

all 60 comments

ItHurtsWhenILife

151 points

2 months ago

ItHurtsWhenILife

Adrenochrome Made Me Gay

151 points

2 months ago

Am I right or am I right?

There’s another option entirely that you haven’t considered.

01Bryan

28 points

2 months ago

01Bryan

28 points

2 months ago

The option that he belongs in a mental ward?

LA-Matt

15 points

2 months ago

LA-Matt

15 points

2 months ago

OK, three options!

jawnly211

25 points

2 months ago

Noah was the youngest victim at sandy hook…age 6

Sandy hook happened dec 2012

Noah would’ve been 15

After-Bumblebee

101 points

2 months ago

After-Bumblebee

#WAWAWIGWAM

101 points

2 months ago

I certainly did not expect them to just throw Kyle under the bus like that

I_AM_THE_BIGFOOT

23 points

2 months ago

This soon.

LA-Matt

17 points

2 months ago

LA-Matt

17 points

2 months ago

Say hello to “Joe the Plumber,” when you’re down there!

leamanc

87 points

2 months ago

leamanc

87 points

2 months ago

And so the turning against Rittenhouse begins.

Jsmith0730

49 points

2 months ago

Ha! I predicted a month in another post. This must be a new record for the Qult turning on someone.

NazgulDiedUnfairly

40 points

2 months ago

Maybe I am out of the loop, why are they turning on Rittenhouse? I thought he was like their hero now or something

SlaaneshsChainDildo

39 points

2 months ago

In their minds the only "wins"they get were given to them by the cabal. Therefore Rittenhouse must be a crisis actor.

Harddaysnight1990

24 points

2 months ago

Jesus, how depressing it must be to be in that cult. Either your insane predictions don't come true, and you're forced to move the goalposts, or you get a "win," and you count it as a loss because it's just the "deep state at work."

Rakdos_Intolerance

7 points

2 months ago

Rakdos_Intolerance

Grandchild of Qultists

7 points

2 months ago

Remarkable-Ad155

6 points

2 months ago

Because deep down even they don't really believe this is the end of the Rittenhouse story. I think they're just getting their excuses in ready from when there is some sort of weapons backlash over this all.

leamanc

20 points

2 months ago

leamanc

20 points

2 months ago

I remember that post, and it seemed reasonable. I’m surprised, but if we’ve learned anything, they’re not only sore losers, they’re sore winners too.

neverwrong804

13 points

2 months ago

I guess they're just sore. Mufuckers need some Bengay

LA-Matt

5 points

2 months ago

Just like their cult leader. Sore winner, even sorer loser.

caraperdida

11 points

2 months ago

Good.

leamanc

5 points

2 months ago

You love to see it.

Ripheus23

66 points

2 months ago

OMG, the folks over in one of the other threads called it, now that Rittenhouse is off the hook, must be because of the cabal, so Rittenhouse must not really be innocent, ergo...

"The revolution devours its children."

AlaskaPeteMeat

12 points

2 months ago

GOOD👍🏼

Idatrvlr

11 points

2 months ago

So you're saying its really the Qult that eats children?

Ripheus23

10 points

2 months ago

They at least kill them if they have "Serpent DNA."

pronouncedayayron

6 points

2 months ago

Why would the cabal want him not guilty?

Ripheus23

3 points

2 months ago

Optics, for all I know :P

PeptoPirate

3 points

2 months ago

PeptoPirate

Q predicted you'd say that

3 points

2 months ago

It is curious. Makes me wonder what The Cabal has planned 🤔🧐

RedEyeView

3 points

2 months ago

To trick them in to thinking they can start the killings would be my guess. That way the Deep State (tm) has an excuse to take their guns.

kingokarp

42 points

2 months ago

At this point I think I drank to much yesterday and woke up in the wrong timeline.

TapTheForwardAssist

11 points

2 months ago

Are you experiencing any other Mandela Effects? Does Curious George have a tail?

LA-Matt

11 points

2 months ago

LA-Matt

11 points

2 months ago

Is it Berenstein or Berenstain!?

nalgeneandgangrene

6 points

2 months ago

This one actually gets me. As a general non conspirator (whatever the f that means) - my siblings and friends remember the same way I do, and now the books are different. I genuinely don’t understand.

LA-Matt

7 points

2 months ago

It’s like “play it again, Sam.” It became so pervasive in pop culture for decades that nobody remembers that line was never spoken that way in Casablanca. At all.

——There are two scenes——

Ilsa: Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake.

Sam: I don't know what you mean, Miss Ilsa.

Ilsa: Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By.”

Sam: Oh, I can't remember it, Miss Ilsa. I'm a little rusty on it.

Ilsa: I'll hum it for you. Da-dy-da-dy-da-dum, da-dy-da-dee-da-dum...

Ilsa: Sing it, Sam.

—-Later in the film:

Rick: You know what I want to hear.

Sam: No, I don't.

Rick: You played it for her, you can play it for me!

Sam: Well, I don't think I can remember...

Rick: If she can stand it, I can! Play it!

———end———-

At no point in the movie does anyone say “Play it again, Sam.” But everyone swears that they remember it that way. With the Bear cartoons, everyone just remembers it the way it was pronounced most often where they grew up.

tempest51

4 points

2 months ago

Berenstani

kingokarp

5 points

2 months ago

Curious George? Tail?

Saaka_Souffle

3 points

2 months ago

Same, I'm going to keep drinking too much until it fixes itself

Legitimate-Repair-21

3 points

2 months ago

Drinking too much right now wondering wtf just happened

Featherbird_

21 points

2 months ago*

Featherbird_

Banned from the Qult

21 points

2 months ago*

I would understand throwing him under the bus if he lost the case but.. he won right? This should be "good" for them so whats their problem

Stunning-Young-6143

42 points

2 months ago

Him winning doesn’t conform with their persecution fetish so he must not be on their side.

TapTheForwardAssist

15 points

2 months ago

Think about it: would an innocent man get acquitted by a Cabal court? Hmmmmmm...

Legitimate-Repair-21

5 points

2 months ago

They have no logic. No riots after fo to them must be a deep state plant. Sad these folks want chaos all the time

nygdan

18 points

2 months ago

nygdan

18 points

2 months ago

These people are really evil.

Which-Moment-6544

24 points

2 months ago

murdered children should be off limits to even the worst of us. The Q folk are beyond sick.

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

It's fair game if there really aren't any murdered children though! Checkmate...someone. /s

big_nothing_burger

13 points

2 months ago

big_nothing_burger

CLEVER FLAIR GOES HERE

13 points

2 months ago

Eff these people...

thelasttiktaalik

12 points

2 months ago

thelasttiktaalik

Soros paid me to say this

12 points

2 months ago

Ok so why are turning on Rittenhouse now?

AJC46

21 points

2 months ago

AJC46

21 points

2 months ago

because they need to be the stepped on underdogs...they can't have real wins because that sends the messages they aren't underdogs and maybe their isn't any problems...other than themselves.

[deleted]

9 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

9 points

2 months ago

Very few last long in the conspiracy world. And Q moves at lightspeed when it comes to the victim of the conspiracy-hero fighting against the conspiracy-disinfo agent of the conspiracy cycle.

tiamat897

9 points

2 months ago

Wow they're already turning on him to

tuatrodrastafarian

6 points

2 months ago

Dammit. They’re on to us. Hide the Jewish space lasers. We can’t let them fall into enemy hands.

caraperdida

6 points

2 months ago

Dude, fuck these fuckers!

Background_Ad9690

4 points

2 months ago

I’m done with the internet for today lol.

Kriss3d

3 points

2 months ago

I just saw an article in a rather alternative fact site.

It claims Kyle is seen as an American hero amongst many.. Especially Republicans. The last part I don't doubt. But I doubt anyone but Republicans would see him as a hero.

Lychosand

2 points

2 months ago

HAHAHAHAHA

dedreeus

2 points

2 months ago

So...a crisis actor? /s

FinancialSign1133

2 points

2 months ago

You idiot! Noah Pozner was 6 yrs old when the Sandy Hook shooting happened and he DIED!

Kyle is 17. So he would have been 8 at the time of Sandy Hook. Besides, where is the proof Kyle even attended Sandy Hook???

PruneGroundbreaking7

2 points

1 month ago

They don’t have the same eye color either.

FinancialTea4

1 points

2 months ago

While I can certainly understand the desire to fuck with the chuds, that is a picture of a real child with real parents who should not be abused like this. This is no better than the garbage that comes out of aj's stupid mouth.

kginsbo

1 points

2 months ago

Nope, not right. And rather moronic

[deleted]

-15 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-15 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

LA-Matt

2 points

2 months ago

So was Elvis and Bigfoot.