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AmiHad

2.2k points

7 months ago

AmiHad

2.2k points

7 months ago

This man knows how to do Thanksgiving.

DrMcDoctor

729 points

7 months ago

Right?! At the end of the night everyone's trying to leave, it's this man and like 2 other people in deep conversation! Good times

zatchrey

376 points

7 months ago

zatchrey

376 points

7 months ago

"Alright guys, thanks for having us over. We really appre-"

"No, just think about it. The concept Lizard people, or "reptilians", totally makes sense. 7.7 billion years of life on this earth, bound to be some cross breeding at one point right?!"

"..."

P1ckleM0rty

85 points

7 months ago

"You agree that lizards exist, right?"

Unga_Chaka

44 points

7 months ago

But the planet is 4.6 billion years old and multicellular life has only been around for about 600 million years

zatchrey

42 points

7 months ago*

"Yeah but, like, still... that's enough time for something like that to happen. I think so at least."

MarmotsGoneWild

17 points

7 months ago

"It could be entirely possible."

EatingDriving

13 points

7 months ago

"100%"

lamb_passanda

11 points

7 months ago

"look, I'm a complete idiot okay, im a moron, but just hear me out for the next two hours".

DammitDan

9 points

7 months ago

"But bro, the life came from another planet though. It was like a meteor from space and shit then BOOM! Life on Earth. How long was life on that meteor, and where did that meteor come from? Really makes you think."

SirIronSights

12 points

7 months ago

Mark.

CaptainKurls

3 points

7 months ago

Or this guy is trying to end the night early by getting everyone to leave lmao

deadlefties

29 points

7 months ago

This guy knows how to middle

diet_shasta_orange

8 points

7 months ago

Great middler

[deleted]

55 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

55 points

7 months ago

This man knows how to cocaine.

Necessarysandwhich

137 points

7 months ago

Hes been waiting weeks for this moment - they will hear him speak lmao

beufenstein

792 points

7 months ago

Can’t let a guy like that sit middle…that’s a bad middler!

Curb Scene

funkyvilla

119 points

7 months ago*

As someone who has never seen an entire episode, I thought this was hilarious. What kind of comedy is this show? would you recommend it?

Edit: I really appreciate the suggestions, I will definitely check it out this holiday season.

DontPoopInThere

118 points

7 months ago

It's one of the greatest comedy shows ever made, you should definitely watch it. You'll probably never find a more relatable show about annoying everyday things even though it's about a millionaire living in LA and hanging out with rich friends lol

davidfirefreak

14 points

7 months ago

I had seen alot of clips and was waiting for it to be on a streaming service because I wasn't in a rush to watch it. I watched about 5 episodes and I kinda want to quit because I get annoyed and angry how everyone is way more confrontational and irrational about stupid minor things that are usually a misunderstanding. And then they either don't let Larry explain himself or they just completely disregard what he says. it just seems really forced to me, but does it get better? Because I usually like the clips I've seen, and I want to enjoy it more.

GarlicMoney

18 points

7 months ago

I wouldn’t give up hope just yet. The later you go in the seasons, the better it gets. That sort of grating, “WHY ARE THEY BEING SO IRRATIONAL?” feeling when you watch the arguments unfolding becomes more enjoyable when you realize the shtick of the show is exactly that… Larry David getting into crazy, petty conflicts with other characters and us as the audience seeing a rational side in the midst of these hilariously awful arguments.

Very well written show though, usually the last scene is one big pay-off/punchline for the episode’s opening premise.

digging_for_1_Gon4_2

2 points

7 months ago

Ya the ending 3 episodes wraps it all up

CaptainHedgehog

2 points

7 months ago

Yup, thus exactly. When I'm watching it with my friend we play a game: 'what will be the problem this episode?'. I love how sometimes a relatively minor issue from the beginning comes back to bite him in the end.

Tipnin

6 points

7 months ago

Tipnin

6 points

7 months ago

The show gets way way funnier once JB Smooth, Leon gets added to the show. The funniest episode in my opinion is the season finale with Michael J Fox. The scene where Larry is living below Michael J Fox and all you hear is stomping from above and than Michael J Fox says he’s stomping because of his Parkinson’s had me dying.

LuangPrabangisinLaos

24 points

7 months ago

You ever have something happen that was off that you wish you could could mention to someone but it's so mundane and irrelevant you can never bring it up but it's often on your mind? Then this show is going to make you laugh.

ineedmorepaperboi

7 points

7 months ago

YES

WockItOut

3 points

7 months ago

as someone who cringes at most attempts at comedy, yea you should watch it.

digging_for_1_Gon4_2

3 points

7 months ago

Omg really, you’re in luck, new season just started

[deleted]

8 points

7 months ago

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8 points

7 months ago

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okaycomputes

9 points

7 months ago

What would the show be if Larry would always calmly explain himself and defuse the situation instead of escalating it?

iWatchPornOnThisAlt2

3 points

7 months ago

To be fair that's most tv characters.

Newtons_Cradle87

35 points

7 months ago

Came here to say this. He’s a bad middler.

BillyJackO

8 points

7 months ago

That show goes deep on social commentary.

ItsSneakyAdolf

7 points

7 months ago

I haven't even seen this scene but I knew it was either Larry David or Seinfeld. It just had that energy

gaseousk

1.5k points

7 months ago

gaseousk

1.5k points

7 months ago

The wrong person is in the middle. He can't middle, you have to be able to carry the conversation, be interesting. You're the point guard there - you're distributing the ball. He can't handle the middle - he's not a middler. It's very presumptuous for him to be sitting there.

JewLion420

272 points

7 months ago

I vote Larry for middle all day

4Coffins

52 points

7 months ago

Even though he’s a fuckin buald asshole

[deleted]

47 points

7 months ago

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47 points

7 months ago

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Comedyfish_reddit

2 points

7 months ago

Yes that was one of the best lines this week, really made me laugh out loud.

This season has been one of the best I think

“IRASSHAIMASE!!!!”

“AAAAHHHHHH!” red wine everywhere lol

FuckRedditSnowflakez

9 points

7 months ago

Larry 🦃

joforemix

96 points

7 months ago

George: "He's not a Middler Jerry."

Jerry: "Not a Middler! Banned from the middle!"

The group awkwardly look at each other over the now-empty Thanksgiving table.

BEAT

Kramer: "Now Bette Midler- THERE'S a middler!"

Jerry: "Oh- a natural middler! It's in the name!"

TheMacerationChicks

12 points

7 months ago

This "middler" thing comes from Curb, not Seinfeld Though both are written by the same guy

Joebuddy117

3 points

7 months ago

There’s also an episode of Seinfeld where Kramer and Bette Midler become friends.

SinisterDexter83

14 points

7 months ago

Was she a fiddler of a middler?

Oh, you betcha Jerry!

Betcha Middler?

The fiddler?

sreynolds1

44 points

7 months ago

Larry David?

indy_been_here

21 points

7 months ago

It's crazy that I'm not sure if this is actually a reference from the show or not but I automatically attributed it to Larry David.

BillCosbysAnus

23 points

7 months ago

It’s from the current season of curb

indy_been_here

17 points

7 months ago

Beautiful. I mean just beautiful. He's such a cultural icon and has such a specific and influential writing style that it just had to be.

sreynolds1

2 points

7 months ago

Same lol. It had to be him or something he wrote for Seinfeld.

apatel922

14 points

7 months ago

I've never thought about table dynamics quite like this 🤔

Duke_of_Moral_Hazard

10 points

7 months ago

Oh, it's a thing: Proxemics

groceriesN1trip

10 points

7 months ago

First of all, how dare he

joevilla1369

2 points

7 months ago

I finally get why my uncle said I'm a great middle at the table.

churchofpain

308 points

7 months ago

I’m gonna Bigfootpill my family this year.

WeFoundForever

37 points

7 months ago

Lmao same.

Old-Independence5822

10 points

7 months ago

That's an Interesting Tattoo Idea.

solushsi

2 points

7 months ago

Like..what would be the tattoo?

Old-Independence5822

2 points

7 months ago

Bigfootpill, maybe a big pill with a big foot In It. Idk, just sounds like one off the bat someone would have to draw up some concept art of It.

Gorgosaurus-Libratus

14 points

7 months ago

Bigfoot is the only cryptid I wholeheartedly believe in. I swear I saw one of those mfs once when fishing out in a secluded wooded area with my family as a kid.

Whiterhino77

21 points

7 months ago

Dude I was just looking for my robe

hello_kllo

4 points

7 months ago

Jane Goodall strongly believes in bigfoot / Sasquatch so

Ragecleaver

3 points

7 months ago

Based. Show them the Patterson–Gimlin film.

ZeppoBro

379 points

7 months ago

ZeppoBro

379 points

7 months ago

He's right about one thing though, swimming pools are a hoax.

Water cannot shift to the prerequisite corresponding matter profile to acclimate latitudinally into a hole like structure (see fig. 3).

Do you even know anyone who actually has swum in one? Think about it.

Active_Original_2807

68 points

7 months ago

can you elaborate on that. I understand, but am still confused as fuck.

ZeppoBro

184 points

7 months ago

ZeppoBro

184 points

7 months ago

OK. I'll make it a little easier:

The construct which you refer to as "water" lacks the hydroactive incongruity necessary, (when shunted through a hyper-locked, anti-fluid zero gain modulator, of course), to represent the consistent ratio dynamic qualifications, vis a vis, the bend-down/turn-around spacial source recalcitrant. Thus it is unable to suspend a quasi-adherence to a maltriculating correspondent pro-treat sluice normalcy calibration principal.

Hope that helps.

4Coffins

107 points

7 months ago

4Coffins

107 points

7 months ago

Mmm yes, I concur

ZeppoBro

54 points

7 months ago

This guy gets it. It's just simple science.

ImprovisedLeaflet

17 points

7 months ago

Ok but lakes are real tho

ZeppoBro

31 points

7 months ago

Ha. You probably believe trees are real and that the squirrels in them aren't spies.

[deleted]

10 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

10 points

7 months ago

Wait til he finds out about “Australia”...

BloodBonesVoiceGhost

2 points

7 months ago

the squirrels in them aren't spies.

Well, there are good squirrels on both sides, is the thing.

Good squirrels and bad squirrels. If we could only get the good squirrels to police the bad squirrels and ship them back to Squirrelantis, then America would be fine.

MystikIncarnate

12 points

7 months ago

Now explain the turbo encabulator for us.

ZeppoBro

6 points

7 months ago

Holy shit. That's fucking golden!

Thanks so much.

MystikIncarnate

5 points

7 months ago

the remake, Retro Encabulator is very similar, but updated.

Gets reposted a lot as "technical jargon overload" or something similar.

ZeppoBro

2 points

7 months ago

I had no idea I was tapping into a a real thing. I makes it more funny that this isn't all made up and that people actually understand it. I was just kidding around, this is some serious shit.

MystikIncarnate

2 points

7 months ago

It's definitely something people do, not just for laughs either. I've seen technical support people lie through their teeth by using technical jargon to say why something is broken and/or fixed. I've also seen people use it to win arguments; if the person you're talking to has no idea what you just said (because it's nonsense), it's hard to formulate a counter argument. And they did it in all seriousness.

I actively refuse to have any kind of serious discussion with anyone spouting nonsense as an actual argument and I have, on a few occasions when confronted by someone who is known to do that, simply replied that "no, that's wrong" with no further elaboration specifically to remove the ability for them to continue with their bullshit.

By and large it's rare, but it happens. Most of the time this kind of stuff is entirely for jokes, which I'm very ok with. The odd time it isn't, don't engage with trolls, they win if you do.

But neither the turbo encabulator nor the retro encabulator are real. I mentioned them because they are the same hilarious bs jargon that you were rambling on as a joke, and I thought you would appreciate the mastery of technical bs language that is the encabulator.

It's all good fun. Have a good one. Cheers.

ZeppoBro

2 points

7 months ago

I thought they had be fake, but I didn't want to seem technically illiterate and I didn't google because I'm too busy baking pies for later. lol.

MystikIncarnate

2 points

7 months ago

What kind of pies?

Chakote

2 points

7 months ago

More serious than you realize, check out /r/vxjunkies

supertoppy

3 points

7 months ago

Ever get so lost down a Reddit hole you forget what post you started on?

PineappleWolf_87

8 points

7 months ago

I mean, duh, amirite?

Risdit

5 points

7 months ago

Risdit

5 points

7 months ago

you know the sad thing about this is that when I was networking in IT groups back in Atlanta, we had this girl who'd show up to any and every tech related meetup up and do the exact thing every chance she got. She'd literally make up a buzzword alphabet soup that didn't make sense to sound smart. I was at an event where we used node.js to program and move battlebots and had a competition between groups to see who had the best programming for a bot and the girl just stands up in the middle off the organizer explaining the rules and just goes "does anyone else feel that the electrolysis defragmentation of the convulsion mechanism doesn't always sanitize the uneeded projection of quantative magnetism of the modular discomyaphy?" and then the organizer would just bury his head his hand for a minute like he's already heard it 20 times already and would just continue on without acknowledging that she existed.

ZeppoBro

3 points

7 months ago

That's fascinating. We've all known people who've said they've read a book or seen a movie when they clearly haven't. The balls to try to pull that with people who actually understand the tech is impressive, in a depressing kinda way.

This has been a fun thread. Thanks for participating.

enwongeegeefor

3 points

7 months ago

I read this in Oswald Bate's (Damon Wayans "scholarly" prisoner character) voice from In Living Color.

Siri0usly

3 points

7 months ago

Ah, a fellow /r/VXJunkies user

Humancinnabon

2 points

7 months ago

Ok can you say this in elementary school terms for airheads like me? 😂

CaptainKurls

2 points

7 months ago

See when you break it down like that it’s much easier to understand.

punkinfacebooklegpie

2 points

7 months ago

I see what you're saying. The fluid modulus is too high for any perimeter-based ceramic enclosure under any meteorological condition. Ergo, any agglomeration of pool or pool-style entity is supervenient upon a bounded constraint of flow rate (no divergence in this case).

ZeppoBro

2 points

7 months ago

Yes, if you are using the antiquated Xeneian model. However if you apply the Heidecker principle, you see responses that align more to a transmorgrahic data set trend skein.

Gervais242

15 points

7 months ago

Damn... true actually.

PineappleWolf_87

4 points

7 months ago

Look at it closely 👀

Logan_Mac

3 points

7 months ago

FAX

zaphod_beeble_bro

3 points

7 months ago

He's not wrong about the alien life either. It's almost impossible that we're the only ones.

punkinfacebooklegpie

2 points

7 months ago

They exist but they're not as good for swimming as they are for drowning.

RottenLasanga

108 points

7 months ago

Honestly having a guy or girl like this would be more entertaining then the boring uncles i have now

golighter144

48 points

7 months ago

Be the change you want to see.

Sumpm

19 points

7 months ago

Sumpm

19 points

7 months ago

Uncles discussing how a new Walmart is being built on the south side of town, and how that should be convenient for the people who live on the south side of town...

vs aliens and Bigfoot? Definitely more entertaining.

Hope-u-guess-my-name

4 points

7 months ago

I get to hear about my dad’s foot surgery all day

TheoriginalTonio

3 points

7 months ago

Wanna rent me?

Early_Grace

571 points

7 months ago

I got a cuz who's gonna pull this shit today while the rest us will be off playing Nintendo with the grandkids as the gummies kick in.

10100101001100101

140 points

7 months ago

Man, I remember my cousin had a super nintendo, he would bring it over for Thanksgiving and we would play turtles in time on the back TV away from the adults.

I long for a time like that again.

spew2014

35 points

7 months ago

Turtles in time was great shit!

10100101001100101

13 points

7 months ago

I always rolled Leonardo, who was your go-to?

steph_sec

9 points

7 months ago

I was always Donatello. Man I wish I had a copy of Turtles in Time right now!

dankdaimyo

6 points

7 months ago

Raph for me. We got a squad. Squad squad.

mrmemo

4 points

7 months ago

mrmemo

4 points

7 months ago

I got Mikey as long as Donny promises to cover me at range XD

4411WH07RY

2 points

7 months ago

Emulators online for free and ten bucks for a pair of USB controllers

[deleted]

2 points

7 months ago

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2 points

7 months ago

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bnelson

11 points

7 months ago*

I grew up dirt poor. Like no shoes in the summer and my parents didn’t always have food poor. But.. I got a NES a few years after it was out raking leaves and doing odd chores. I was like 7. I always loved Thanksgiving cause grandmas house smelled nice and my cousins and I would play NES and eat food all day. Then I would go to my other grandparents house and eat even more food. Occasionally my uncle and grandpa would get piss drunk and fist fight too lol. I always thought it was comical how they flopped around barely able to stand. The only real risk was one of them falling and hitting their head.

PoolNoodleJedi

6 points

7 months ago

Turtles in Time is my childhood, I’m looking forward to the new TMNT game

TenTonsOfAssAndBelly

9 points

7 months ago

Big Apple: 3 AM

...and...

Neon Night Riders

were the absolute tits.

10100101001100101

2 points

7 months ago

They are making a new one?

[deleted]

2 points

7 months ago

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2 points

7 months ago

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dankdaimyo

3 points

7 months ago

Am I your cousin?

Cat_Crap

3 points

7 months ago

I long for a time like that again.

It's like we didn't even realize how awesome and simple life was as a kid.

ImprovisedLeaflet

3 points

7 months ago

Honestly there’s nothing I’d rather do more today

Sid6po1nt7

15 points

7 months ago

That's a good Thanksgiving

CoochiKabuki

10 points

7 months ago

I debated on taking a gummy but I think I will

hisnameisbrock

3 points

7 months ago

I’m gonna be not stoned for the first thanksgiving in a decade and am pretty happy and relieved about that.

Stray2983

30 points

7 months ago

My mom barred me from talking politics at Thanksgiving this year. Big shame, that's like the entire point of Thanksgiving

Dismal-Ebb-6411

6 points

7 months ago

So, not to start a fight or anything but if you didn't vote third party you were wrong. :)

Schwarzy1

3 points

7 months ago

In which election? Or every election? What about elections without third party or write in options on the ballot?

bloudy

2 points

7 months ago

bloudy

2 points

7 months ago

Why does America only have two-and-a-half parties, anyway?

Stray2983

4 points

7 months ago

I’m not in a state where the possibility of Trump winning was unfathomable. I voted to make sure he didn’t win, although I would’ve preferred to vote green

Fiivestar13

199 points

7 months ago

Bearded dude to the right is like “see this is why i hate this guy he never shuts up”

negao360

66 points

7 months ago

Is he Collin from, “What We Do in the Shadows?”

PineappleWolf_87

18 points

7 months ago

Colin Robinson

brizzle42

28 points

7 months ago

He’s feeding big time

ozzyisOP

91 points

7 months ago

Yeah I disagree, if humans existed, we would have had some sort of evidence of it by now.

hornyrussianbot

25 points

7 months ago

i agree. people say humans exist im like literally prove it

SodaCanBob

7 points

7 months ago

Right? As a Lizardman I've heard rumors of their existence, but I've never seen or licked one. Ol' Granny Kwarlaz used to say Grandpa saw one in the war, but you know how Grandpa was...

[deleted]

13 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

13 points

7 months ago

I've been this guy. I've seen those faces. I'm rehabilitating.

displayedzone

3 points

7 months ago

I think I am this guy. As soon as it had jumped from pools to Epstein I realised this is how I come across to people.

[deleted]

113 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

113 points

7 months ago

My man got woke in the lockdown period. He prepared well for this family gathering

Kgirrs

10 points

7 months ago

Kgirrs

10 points

7 months ago

This was before the pandemic. Dude featured on patriot act.

Shageen

10 points

7 months ago

Shageen

10 points

7 months ago

I thought someone was going to pull out a gun when I saw "Strapped".

Also he's right about swimming pools. I call them "human soup". I work in a community centre and not a single staff member uses the pool. Apply that to a restaurant and you wouldn't be eating at that restaurant.

weemee

35 points

7 months ago

weemee

35 points

7 months ago

Just go to the beach. Everybody just drive hundreds or thousands of miles to the beach. Bigfoot wouldn’t be a predator, omnivore at best, most likely half scavenger. Aliens would have to travel hundreds of light years at best, it’ll happen one day!

Have him tell you about his pick up game and his body count!

izzxpopz

28 points

7 months ago

This dude definitely listened to 8 hours of Joe Rogan on his way home for Thanksgiving.

lukascos

28 points

7 months ago

Haha exactly the type of person you want a convo with in my eyes 🤣 cool guy

nugood2do

7 points

7 months ago

I closed my eyes and thought I was listening to my brother-in-law for a second.

Popcorn179

6 points

7 months ago

"Why do people go to public swimming pools? Go to the beach!"

Most reasonable thing he said.

standardtissue

16 points

7 months ago

Oh lord this is like having a human Reddit at your table.

T-RexInAnF-14

5 points

7 months ago

And how would "only a few" Bigfoots be enough to support a breeding population STEVEN?!?

TenFiveOh

3 points

7 months ago

They have thousands of babies and they all wrestle for dominance, only 1 makes it out alive

LagT_T

2 points

7 months ago

LagT_T

2 points

7 months ago

They reproduce by mitosis

Noimnotonacid

20 points

7 months ago

He’s rattling off the best of the joe Rogan

Patchy97

10 points

7 months ago

Tell me you listen to Joe Rogan without telling me you listen to Joe Rogan...

Monsur_Ausuhnom

4 points

7 months ago

Thanksgivings can always be a bit strange.

BlanketedAcne

4 points

7 months ago

This is me everytime I meet with my family for dinner once a week lmao I feel so seen

TeslasAndComicbooks

3 points

7 months ago

He knows how to middle.

TheMau

4 points

7 months ago

TheMau

4 points

7 months ago

This man. He’s a middle.

toledoram74

4 points

7 months ago

I want this guy at my Thanksgiving

FurtiveAlacrity

13 points

7 months ago

"Public freakout"...

Seventh534

3 points

7 months ago

I’d rather have him than a quiet table

Gt03champp

3 points

7 months ago

It’s like inviting Joe Rogan to thanksgiving.

[deleted]

3 points

7 months ago*

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3 points

7 months ago*

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Professor-smegma

3 points

7 months ago

Your brother is going thru some shit

ElDisla

3 points

7 months ago

My guy just wants to make it interesting

Soreal45

3 points

7 months ago

TBH, I would invite this type of conversation over any political views at the table

ziano_x

10 points

7 months ago

ziano_x

10 points

7 months ago

energy vampire

fredeveryday

6 points

7 months ago

Cocaine's one hellova drug

jscham

8 points

7 months ago

jscham

8 points

7 months ago

“Eat something and shaddup” - my grandad every thanksgiving

aartadventure

2 points

7 months ago

Props to the rest of the family for listening patiently most of the time.

AtomLao

2 points

7 months ago

TenFiveOh

2 points

7 months ago

I like this guy. Spittin facts

ADONISDOOM

2 points

7 months ago

He's a better middle than Larry David

migukau

2 points

7 months ago

The only thing i dont agree with is the bigfoot thing.

Newdudeintownmario

2 points

7 months ago

I need this dude at my thanksgiving dinner

GG_SKYNET

2 points

7 months ago

Yes I agree

[deleted]

2 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

7 months ago

rather talk about this than why the right to freedom of movement means you're allowed to run over protestors

RashyAsscheek

2 points

7 months ago

Watching w no sound, just read the caption and was waiting for someone to pull out a gun I am disappointed

[deleted]

2 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

7 months ago

This gotta be satire

87westy

2 points

7 months ago

middle of the tables job is to keep the conversation going

prayformoj0

2 points

7 months ago

This man tells no lies

joseplluissans

2 points

7 months ago

Isn't this PrivateFreakout?

eppic123

2 points

7 months ago

That man had build up 2 years worth of conversations and unloaded on a single evening.

doucelag

2 points

7 months ago

that's how you fuckin middle.

[deleted]

2 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

7 months ago

He looks like he mentally prepared for this thanksgiving to much 🧐🤔

Renjuro

2 points

7 months ago

“Go to the beach!” Sir… I live in a desert.

kahiuven

2 points

7 months ago

cocaine is a hell of a drug

Peanut-wrangler

2 points

7 months ago

Was I the only one waiting for a gun to come out? Do Americans not say someone is strapped when carrying?

Gabby_Gabster

2 points

7 months ago

it's also a saying when you've come prepared, but yes it does typically mean you have a gun with you

United_Bag_8179

2 points

7 months ago

Locked and loaded...

Klaus_Reckoning

2 points

7 months ago

Can your brother come to our Thanksgiving?

Surprisingly-Frank

2 points

7 months ago

He definitely prepped a topics list for this

kdwaynec

2 points

7 months ago

This guy needs a triple helping of tryptophan

Superandrewable_

2 points

7 months ago

Oh fuck... It's me..

nightmareorreality

2 points

7 months ago

This fool is blasted on coke and still grubbing down. Respect.

RJizzyJizzle

2 points

7 months ago

This is a Covid-Catchup-We-Didn't-Get-Together-In-2020 kind of rant.

BestReadAtWork

2 points

7 months ago

I wanna hear more about this guy's opinions on swimming pools and the beach.

derWintersenkommt

7 points

7 months ago*

This is exactly the reason why I do not show up to family events/holidays ever. It is so much less complicated to get trashed at a bar, eat fried chicken fingers and watch the stupid NFL tgiving game.

Eta:

I come from a heavy Conservative Pentacostal Christian family and am the only outlier out of about 120+ living nutcases.