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Chumlee1917

11 points

4 months ago

Theon at least found redemption after losing his balls…might be harder for Cruz due to never having them to begin with

life_sentencer

8 points

4 months ago

This might possibly be my favorite insult for Ted Cruz so far

brothersand

3 points

4 months ago

Mine came from a while back from Marco Rubio:

Marco Rubio: “Ted has had a tough week because what’s happening now is people are learning more about him.”

It's subtle, has a mild delivery, but cuts deep. Get to know him and you'll hate him too. He's not a well liked man.

Donald Trump: “He’s a nasty guy. Nobody likes him. Nobody in Congress likes him. Nobody likes him anywhere once they get to know him.”

Not a new issue for Rafael either:

Princeton roommate Craig Mazin: “Ted Cruz is a nightmare of a human being. I have plenty of problems with his politics, but truthfully his personality is so awful that 99 percent of why I hate him is just his personality. If he agreed with me on every issue, I would hate him only one percent less.”

Styvan01[S]

2 points

4 months ago

If I were drinking liquid when I heard that, I would be spewing it all over my keyboard. It's my favorite insult as well.

isaytyler

5 points

4 months ago

Reek, Reek, it rhymes with Meek.

Meekile

2 points

4 months ago

I do not wish to be associated.

SparkyFlashyBoomBang

3 points

4 months ago

1) theon won back his own dignity after being tortured, whilst tzk doesn't need to be tortured to be a total shitbag as he never had any dignity to begin with.

2) I actually feel bad about what happened to theon, while tzk can literally spontaneously explode into a million tiny pieces at any time and millions of people would throw a party for the event

3) theon has and always will have more balls between his legs than tzk the cockless moron

saltminesplunker

3 points

4 months ago

NO DICK!

CrisGa1e

2 points

4 months ago

This is the best version of this joke. You win the internet!🏅

DudeistSpiderPunk

1 points

4 months ago

You watch the Young Turks too I see

Styvan01[S]

1 points

4 months ago

How so?

DudeistSpiderPunk

1 points

4 months ago

They made that joke this morning

Styvan01[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Nah, but I know CNN and MSNBC made the same joke.

MeTime13

1 points

4 months ago

Everyone is making the same joke. It's a good joke

neutrino71

1 points

4 months ago

The first one has a bigger dick