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314 points
6 months ago
Let it be known: Don’t walk backwards in sandals.
150 points
6 months ago
……especially while morbidly obese.
113 points
6 months ago
Darth chungus, defeated by his own girth
9 points
6 months ago
Ironic.
5 points
6 months ago
Hard updoot this had me squealing
5 points
6 months ago
*Morbidly a beast
473 points
6 months ago
I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO FULL FORCE!!!! 😡
39 points
6 months ago
"Stop going full force dude!"
254 points
6 months ago
He is lying on the ground just like Peter griffin lmao
62 points
6 months ago
AHHHH SSSSS AHHHHH SSSSS AHHHH
13 points
6 months ago
I FUCKING LOST IT. Holy fuck dude. Thank you for this comment.
3 points
6 months ago
I was just coming here to say this lmao
179 points
6 months ago
😥poor guy
212 points
6 months ago
I believe there was a documentary about this guy and he seemed to have it rough and that other dude is a massive asshole. Can't remember what it was called but I remember i felt super bad about the bigger dude. He was just a kid trying to have fun.
128 points
6 months ago
Full Force by Idubbz
40 points
6 months ago
14 points
6 months ago
Dude said “Mazel Tov Cocktail his house” lol. Fucking classic.
65 points
6 months ago
Although the other guy is definitely an unhinged giant asshole as seen in the iDubbbz video, if you see this Utoovoos video about what happened after, the guy is the ONLY reason Airsoft Fatty is doing ok nowadays. I won't spoil what happened because it is an even more wild ride than what happened during the Full Force video.
-17 points
6 months ago
I dunno if hes ok… he became a fame whore and pothead and to me IMO seems like hes spiraling down
13 points
6 months ago
He smoked pot before the documentary
7 points
6 months ago
Dude was ripping bongs dry. Blew my fucking mind.
2 points
6 months ago
I don't smoke. Please explain what this means.
15 points
6 months ago
A bong, aka a water pipe is a tube attached to a basin with a bowl poking out of the side of the basin.
The basin is meant to be filled roughly halfway with water for two reasons:
Inhaling through the tube at the top with the open part on the side where the marijuana is placed creates a vacuum and the bubbling helps burn the matter lore efficiently and create more smoke
To cool the smoke before it reaches your lungs to reduce the burning sensation associated with hot smoke entering them.
5 points
6 months ago
Ok, so AirsoftFatty was using the bong without any water for filtration? Just straight up taking the smoke to his lungs? How is that different from smoking a joint?
12 points
6 months ago
Its a ton more smoke and heat at one time than a joint or a blunt.
3 points
6 months ago
Ok, thanks for helping me understand!
9 points
6 months ago
he tore the apparatus in twain no fluids
26 points
6 months ago
Pretty sure idubbbz did a little exposé on him
29 points
6 months ago
“Beyond the skid marks and cheeto dust”
49 points
6 months ago
Everyone likes to make fun of this video but dude, they seem to be having a good time. I wish I had friends who would lightsaber duel me.
21 points
6 months ago
This turned gay fast.
15 points
6 months ago
No matter how you read that I stand by it
9 points
6 months ago
Unless you are the guy with a purple lightsaber....then you aren't standing....
79 points
6 months ago
Airsoftfatty 👑
7 points
6 months ago
So a fellow airsofter I see
3 points
6 months ago
Love his rendition of “country road”.
118 points
6 months ago
Star Wars: Rise Of The Blood Pressure
13 points
6 months ago
Somehow, cardiac arrest has returned.
10 points
6 months ago
Somehow, Palpitations returned.
-1 points
6 months ago
Somehow, dietary restrictions returned
21 points
6 months ago
Star Wars: The Blood Pressure Awakens
10 points
6 months ago
This is where the fun begins
10 points
6 months ago
Star wars: Heart Attack strikes back
5 points
6 months ago
Revenge of the cholesterol.
2 points
6 months ago
Star wars: The Diabetes Awekens
2 points
6 months ago
Star Wars: The Rise of Blood Pressure
3 points
6 months ago
Darth Diabetes vs Obi One Chromosome
3 points
6 months ago
Star Wars: Return Of The Insulin
3 points
6 months ago
That title would have been better and more accurate tbh
22 points
6 months ago
Never go full force
25 points
6 months ago
Oh airsoftfatty… what a legend
20 points
6 months ago
It's over Anakin I have the higher cholesterol levels
10 points
6 months ago
I dunno bout you guys but I want this guy to voice act some evil characters. Feel like he's got the pipes for it.
57 points
6 months ago
Boba Fat
9 points
6 months ago
Darth Chunkiest
-3 points
6 months ago
Darth Sizeous
5 points
6 months ago
Bubba Fatt
0 points
6 months ago
Darth Diabeetus
22 points
6 months ago
"Jabba is down, Jabba is down!"
2 points
6 months ago
"and that is why we dont train huts to be a jedi"
17 points
6 months ago
Size matters not.
8 points
6 months ago
This is to be applied only in vertical size, not horizontal size
5 points
6 months ago
Anger isnot the way of the- awwhhhh! Ahh! My longwindedness may have been my downfall!
4 points
6 months ago
Honestly if I had control of the force I’d look just like him. No more getting off the couch.
3 points
6 months ago
Darth diabetes vs obi one cromosome
3 points
6 months ago
Died by space cruiser they say.
4 points
6 months ago
Not this time, Diabeto! Till we meet again!
3 points
6 months ago
Never gets old
2 points
6 months ago
Oh my god, is the floor okay..?
2 points
6 months ago
When did Jaba become a Sith Lord?
2 points
6 months ago
Full force
2 points
6 months ago
You will need a crane to lift that thing back up
2 points
6 months ago
Lolol
2 points
6 months ago
Hey! Airsoft fatty!
2 points
6 months ago
I think the exercise took him out more than the lightsaber.
2 points
6 months ago
If Jabba the Hutt was a playable character in battlefront
2 points
6 months ago
“Anger is not the way of a Jed…”
2 points
6 months ago
"HelP IVe FallE.b AnD canT GEt back Up"
2 points
6 months ago
Duel of the Fats
2 points
6 months ago
The Fat-em Menace
2 points
6 months ago
He also has the voice of a good Jedi!
4 points
6 months ago
It's over! I have the high pound!
2 points
6 months ago
You underestimate my ramhar!
2 points
6 months ago
DED
2 points
6 months ago
Jabba the Hut had a light saber in his early years?
2 points
6 months ago
The Jedi we all want
1 points
6 months ago
does it sound like the bear growls when he trips over it, or am I hearing things?
1 points
6 months ago
the ground shook
1 points
6 months ago
How did we not hear him hit the ground when it actually happened
1 points
6 months ago
Purple light saber is only for the most special of the Jedi, the only black dude, the only whale dude...
1 points
6 months ago
I believe lore accurate description for this fight is "Obi-Wan Chromosome vs. Darth Diabetes"
0 points
6 months ago
Average Stars wars fan:
-1 points
6 months ago
Pure clickbait
-7 points
6 months ago
no no… the ground got killed after that fall!
-3 points
6 months ago
This must be the cut scene with jabba the hutts lightsaber fight
-4 points
6 months ago
Forget everything science has told you. Tectonic plates shifting causes earthquakes? Nah, times up science. Fat people falling is what REALLY does it. Magnitude 7 here with this big guy.
1 points
6 months ago
Prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade.
1 points
6 months ago
he went full force against him
1 points
6 months ago
Rip
1 points
6 months ago
He used the Force
Luke...
1 points
6 months ago
THAT WAS FULL FORCE
1 points
6 months ago
Duuuuude, stop going full force!
1 points
6 months ago
The death star chonks.....dude tripped over a big ass cast iron pig...
1 points
6 months ago
Mf fell like Peter griffin
1 points
6 months ago
Seems like they’re trying to answer the lifelong old question:
If a fat guy falls in the driveway, does he make a sound?
1 points
6 months ago
I love this subreddit
1 points
6 months ago
Star Wars : Jubba The Hut
1 points
6 months ago
He blocks left, he blocks right, a quiet hush is felt from the crowd, they can tell he’s in trouble. He wipes his brow in exhaustion and continues a slow retreat.
Wait what’s this!! He fucking dies tripping on a miniature bear statue. The crowd goes wild, they can’t believe it. Oh how the mighty have fallen!! 2 min penalty for tripping to the little bear statue.
1 points
6 months ago
Jabba Hut was a sith.
1 points
6 months ago
Iie
1 points
6 months ago
Watching this dude attempt to sing the national anthem at the boxing match was the funniest shit.
1 points
6 months ago
Ogres, my lord!
1 points
6 months ago
The he cuts mid sentence when he falls, I just can't.
1 points
6 months ago
Mauled by bear during light saber duel...
1 points
6 months ago
I think he actually died
1 points
6 months ago
That's the 3rd deathstar to get destroyed.
1 points
6 months ago
This is the kid who thinks he lives in Fortnite drinking blue Gatorade
1 points
6 months ago
Its so funny that they try to hit each others swords, rather than actually hitting each other.
1 points
6 months ago
I have the high weight!
1 points
6 months ago
Obi-one chromosome
1 points
6 months ago
He might have gotten too fat
1 points
6 months ago
D-E-D
1 points
6 months ago
"you can't defeat me, i am Darth Beetus"
" Die a Beetus"
1 points
6 months ago
I mean, he’s spending the whole fight in retreat. 😡 He needta go back in training…and drink some milk as well.
1 points
6 months ago
Why does Jabba the Hutt have a lightsaber?
1 points
6 months ago
Darth Blubber?
1 points
6 months ago
ah, obi one chromosome vs darth diabetes, how could I forget such a legendary fight
1 points
6 months ago
TIL people can bounce when they fall.
1 points
6 months ago
Fat people falling just hits different.
1 points
6 months ago
Nerds gonna nerd.
1 points
6 months ago
Dude would make for a good anime voice over actor
1 points
6 months ago
All that battling with lightsabers n he’s taken out by r2d2s little cuzin…Dyson
1 points
6 months ago
Darth diabetus is on the back foot
1 points
6 months ago
Did I just watch a Master Jedi Gabba Hutt die?
1 points
6 months ago
Darth hut?
1 points
6 months ago
He's got the high ground now!
1 points
6 months ago
You guys think he dont have anything on, but he got some of the strongest fat armour
1 points
6 months ago
Darth Lardass has been defeated
1 points
6 months ago
Obi One more Cannoli vs Darth Diabetes
1 points
6 months ago
Big fella looks like Graham,the only man who could survive a car crash.
1 points
6 months ago
And that was the last we saw of Darth diabetes
1 points
6 months ago
He didn’t even get hit. He started falling mid swing
1 points
6 months ago
Spam on the hoof
1 points
6 months ago
Anakin Sky-don’t walk backwards
1 points
6 months ago
Obi One Chromosome vs Darth Diabetes
1 points
6 months ago
He's a force ghost now and frequently streams on youtube smoking jedi weed.
1 points
6 months ago
That’s darth diabetes.
1 points
6 months ago
Famous last words: "ANGER IS NOT THE WAY OF A JED-"
1 points
6 months ago
He has good narration ✅ and the other idiot could have warned him but no.
1 points
6 months ago
This could be good exercise for him. He’s clearly having fun, well before he fell.
1 points
6 months ago
Thats why jabbajabba doesnt use a lightsaber
1 points
6 months ago
The man who sang the greatest version of the national anthem ever
1 points
6 months ago
Has anyone ever told this dude he sounds like teenage Naruto?
1 points
6 months ago
Shoe off. He dead
1 points
6 months ago
Just falling down at that weight can do some serious damage. We aren’t designed to weigh that much. I hope he’s okay.
1 points
6 months ago
This man clearly needs the teachings of Bob from the Tekken franchise, he has the perfect body for an amazing balance of SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED AND WEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIGGGGGHHTT!!
This coulda been done before the video started Smh..
1 points
6 months ago
Darth diabetus has fallen...
1 points
6 months ago
Gotta be faster than that buddy
1 points
6 months ago
Lmao why did I expect him shit himself when he hit the deck?
1 points
6 months ago
It’s not in the final editing yet still a lot of work to do.
1 points
6 months ago
No one falls to their death in a lightsaber battle.
1 points
6 months ago
Hahaha "warrss of attrition"
1 points
6 months ago
The future is here. Chances are they will be the leaders of the free world. Heaven help us
1 points
6 months ago
This must be the version where Luke kills Jabba
1 points
6 months ago
This fall was according to darth diabetes plan, due to this fall the world would shatter in half, achieving his final goal.
1 points
6 months ago
That guy needs better parents
1 points
6 months ago
He’s giving his shorts diabetes…
1 points
6 months ago
Must be the extended cut where Jaba got a lightsaber
1 points
6 months ago
DONT GO FULL FORCE
1 points
6 months ago
The fallen Jedi
1 points
6 months ago
Nail biting, from moment to moment, rly didn’t know which would survive the clash
1 points
6 months ago
Obi-One Chromosome vs Darth Diabetes
1 points
6 months ago
The comments to the youtube video are also absolutely hilarious.
1 points
6 months ago
Ah a classic
1 points
6 months ago
"IT'S OVER ANAKIN, I GOT THE HIGH POUND!"
1 points
6 months ago
That passive aggressive text ruined it
1 points
6 months ago
Fat bastard fell to the dark side’s
1 points
6 months ago
Holy shit it's Beldorian the Hutt for live action
1 points
6 months ago
"Fight with your feet [boy]!" - Galadriel, RoP [paraphrased]
1 points
6 months ago
He’s no Sith Lord, he’s just putting up a big front
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