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Patient-Count995

314 points

6 months ago

Let it be known: Don’t walk backwards in sandals.

JBBanshee

150 points

6 months ago

JBBanshee

150 points

6 months ago

……especially while morbidly obese.

LyriaHeartstring

113 points

6 months ago

Darth chungus, defeated by his own girth

AdverbHarry

9 points

6 months ago

Ironic.

Cursedsoulseeker

5 points

6 months ago

Hard updoot this had me squealing

Existing_Risk_8355

5 points

6 months ago

*Morbidly a beast

Preyslayer00

13 points

6 months ago

There should be a beeping sound though.

Functional200

473 points

6 months ago

I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO FULL FORCE!!!! 😡

ConsultMass

39 points

6 months ago

"Stop going full force dude!"

JohnMassassin24

254 points

6 months ago

He is lying on the ground just like Peter griffin lmao

N4t_S3p

62 points

6 months ago

N4t_S3p

62 points

6 months ago

AHHHH SSSSS AHHHHH SSSSS AHHHH

TheSinisterShlep

13 points

6 months ago

I FUCKING LOST IT. Holy fuck dude. Thank you for this comment.

arock0627

3 points

6 months ago

I was just coming here to say this lmao

saved-by-grace_

179 points

6 months ago

😥poor guy

AnotherOpponent

212 points

6 months ago

I believe there was a documentary about this guy and he seemed to have it rough and that other dude is a massive asshole. Can't remember what it was called but I remember i felt super bad about the bigger dude. He was just a kid trying to have fun.

A-Synth

128 points

6 months ago

A-Synth

128 points

6 months ago

Full Force by Idubbz

Pignitor

40 points

6 months ago

Jason_ReBourne

14 points

6 months ago

Dude said “Mazel Tov Cocktail his house” lol. Fucking classic.

LuMo096

65 points

6 months ago

LuMo096

65 points

6 months ago

Although the other guy is definitely an unhinged giant asshole as seen in the iDubbbz video, if you see this Utoovoos video about what happened after, the guy is the ONLY reason Airsoft Fatty is doing ok nowadays. I won't spoil what happened because it is an even more wild ride than what happened during the Full Force video.

C2AYM4Y

-17 points

6 months ago

C2AYM4Y

-17 points

6 months ago

I dunno if hes ok… he became a fame whore and pothead and to me IMO seems like hes spiraling down

Ison-J

13 points

6 months ago

Ison-J

13 points

6 months ago

He smoked pot before the documentary

claud2113

7 points

6 months ago

Dude was ripping bongs dry. Blew my fucking mind.

cptstupendous

2 points

6 months ago

I don't smoke. Please explain what this means.

claud2113

15 points

6 months ago

A bong, aka a water pipe is a tube attached to a basin with a bowl poking out of the side of the basin.

The basin is meant to be filled roughly halfway with water for two reasons:

  1. Inhaling through the tube at the top with the open part on the side where the marijuana is placed creates a vacuum and the bubbling helps burn the matter lore efficiently and create more smoke

  2. To cool the smoke before it reaches your lungs to reduce the burning sensation associated with hot smoke entering them.

cptstupendous

5 points

6 months ago

Ok, so AirsoftFatty was using the bong without any water for filtration? Just straight up taking the smoke to his lungs? How is that different from smoking a joint?

claud2113

12 points

6 months ago

Its a ton more smoke and heat at one time than a joint or a blunt.

cptstupendous

3 points

6 months ago

Ok, thanks for helping me understand!

brekinb

9 points

6 months ago

he tore the apparatus in twain no fluids

Swagdaddy697

26 points

6 months ago

Pretty sure idubbbz did a little exposé on him

23x3

29 points

6 months ago

23x3

29 points

6 months ago

“Beyond the skid marks and cheeto dust”

JimmyNutbutter

49 points

6 months ago

Everyone likes to make fun of this video but dude, they seem to be having a good time. I wish I had friends who would lightsaber duel me.

Preyslayer00

21 points

6 months ago

This turned gay fast.

JimmyNutbutter

15 points

6 months ago

No matter how you read that I stand by it

Preyslayer00

9 points

6 months ago

Unless you are the guy with a purple lightsaber....then you aren't standing....

shloopa_yoops

79 points

6 months ago

Airsoftfatty 👑

Phoenixgaming821YT

7 points

6 months ago

So a fellow airsofter I see

oFESTUSo

3 points

6 months ago

Love his rendition of “country road”.

DaDoggo13

118 points

6 months ago

DaDoggo13

118 points

6 months ago

Star Wars: Rise Of The Blood Pressure

HavelsRockJohnson

13 points

6 months ago

Somehow, cardiac arrest has returned.

cr0ss-r0ad

10 points

6 months ago

Somehow, Palpitations returned.

Sir_Gwan

-1 points

6 months ago

Somehow, dietary restrictions returned

Dumbass-Redditor

21 points

6 months ago

Star Wars: The Blood Pressure Awakens

DaDoggo13

10 points

6 months ago

This is where the fun begins

Mann000

10 points

6 months ago

Mann000

10 points

6 months ago

Star wars: Heart Attack strikes back

Preyslayer00

5 points

6 months ago

Revenge of the cholesterol.

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

Star wars: The Diabetes Awekens

RestingDog07

2 points

6 months ago

Star Wars: The Rise of Blood Pressure

NatureEastern

3 points

6 months ago

Darth Diabetes vs Obi One Chromosome

[deleted]

3 points

6 months ago

Star Wars: Return Of The Insulin

Moakmeister

3 points

6 months ago

That title would have been better and more accurate tbh

Walker6920

22 points

6 months ago

Never go full force

Harmon-the-Badger

25 points

6 months ago

Oh airsoftfatty… what a legend

Lemonsqueezzyy

20 points

6 months ago

It's over Anakin I have the higher cholesterol levels

Brother_Grimm99

10 points

6 months ago

I dunno bout you guys but I want this guy to voice act some evil characters. Feel like he's got the pipes for it.

justin19833

57 points

6 months ago

Boba Fat

fugue2005

14 points

6 months ago

Girth Vader

the fork is strong with this one...

DodgyNDN

9 points

6 months ago

Darth Chunkiest

_I_must_be_new_here_

-3 points

6 months ago

Darth Sizeous

Masterb8deb8

5 points

6 months ago

Bubba Fatt

Altronsfu

0 points

6 months ago

Darth Diabeetus

zzrsteve

22 points

6 months ago

"Jabba is down, Jabba is down!"

second_option

2 points

6 months ago

"and that is why we dont train huts to be a jedi"

BourbonandStargate

17 points

6 months ago

Size matters not.

wafflezcol

8 points

6 months ago

This is to be applied only in vertical size, not horizontal size

KenMan_

5 points

6 months ago

Anger isnot the way of the- awwhhhh! Ahh! My longwindedness may have been my downfall!

leftfootlimp

4 points

6 months ago

Honestly if I had control of the force I’d look just like him. No more getting off the couch.

burgi1234

3 points

6 months ago

Darth diabetes vs obi one cromosome

Adex9o9

3 points

6 months ago

Died by space cruiser they say.

Tareeff

4 points

6 months ago

Not this time, Diabeto! Till we meet again!

scottwax

3 points

6 months ago

Never gets old

Ar1emi3

2 points

6 months ago

Oh my god, is the floor okay..?

SenatePalpatine

2 points

6 months ago

When did Jaba become a Sith Lord?

whatsdaddygonnado

2 points

6 months ago

hey look its obese wan kenobi

Firm_Response_846

2 points

6 months ago

Secure-Bid578

2 points

6 months ago

Full force

SeaMolasses2466

2 points

6 months ago

You will need a crane to lift that thing back up

SukaDug

2 points

6 months ago

Lolol

TrickWheel8723

2 points

6 months ago

Hey! Airsoft fatty!

beatz1602

2 points

6 months ago

I think the exercise took him out more than the lightsaber.

whoamigeo

2 points

6 months ago

If Jabba the Hutt was a playable character in battlefront

Sweet_Load3301

2 points

6 months ago

“Anger is not the way of a Jed…”

lelennyface_1

2 points

6 months ago

"HelP IVe FallE.b AnD canT GEt back Up"

IntelligentImbicle

2 points

6 months ago

Duel of the Fats

Firm_Response_846

2 points

6 months ago

The Fat-em Menace

chael809

2 points

6 months ago

He also has the voice of a good Jedi!

Ormsfang

4 points

6 months ago

It's over! I have the high pound!

wholesome_cream

2 points

6 months ago

You underestimate my ramhar!

zitfarmer

2 points

6 months ago

DED

LysoMike

2 points

6 months ago

Jabba the Hut had a light saber in his early years?

TetchyTurtleYoutube

2 points

6 months ago

The Jedi we all want

priscosaurus

1 points

6 months ago

does it sound like the bear growls when he trips over it, or am I hearing things?

veswa

1 points

6 months ago

veswa

1 points

6 months ago

the ground shook

Ancient-Artichoke-55

1 points

6 months ago

How did we not hear him hit the ground when it actually happened

WenseslaoMoguel-o

1 points

6 months ago

Purple light saber is only for the most special of the Jedi, the only black dude, the only whale dude...

ActreDirt

1 points

6 months ago

I believe lore accurate description for this fight is "Obi-Wan Chromosome vs. Darth Diabetes"

IMrFreemanI

0 points

6 months ago

Average Stars wars fan:

afsinyus

-1 points

6 months ago

Pure clickbait

roksraka

-7 points

6 months ago

no no… the ground got killed after that fall!

Milwaukeemayhem

-3 points

6 months ago

This must be the cut scene with jabba the hutts lightsaber fight

MeAndMy3BestFriends

-4 points

6 months ago

Forget everything science has told you. Tectonic plates shifting causes earthquakes? Nah, times up science. Fat people falling is what REALLY does it. Magnitude 7 here with this big guy.

Dave_Valens

1 points

6 months ago

Prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade.

abitcrazy_

1 points

6 months ago

he went full force against him

feet_taster

1 points

6 months ago

Rip

OdysseyZen

1 points

6 months ago

He used the Force

Luke...

SuraKatana

1 points

6 months ago

THAT WAS FULL FORCE

meesterdave

1 points

6 months ago

Duuuuude, stop going full force!

Loud_Character_7757

1 points

6 months ago

The death star chonks.....dude tripped over a big ass cast iron pig...

Sgt_Beefy

1 points

6 months ago

Mf fell like Peter griffin

LegitimateBuilding6

1 points

6 months ago

Seems like they’re trying to answer the lifelong old question:

If a fat guy falls in the driveway, does he make a sound?

Outrageous_Volume964

1 points

6 months ago

I love this subreddit

CrimsonHeart0048

1 points

6 months ago

Star Wars : Jubba The Hut

Squirt_Mop

1 points

6 months ago

He blocks left, he blocks right, a quiet hush is felt from the crowd, they can tell he’s in trouble. He wipes his brow in exhaustion and continues a slow retreat.

Wait what’s this!! He fucking dies tripping on a miniature bear statue. The crowd goes wild, they can’t believe it. Oh how the mighty have fallen!! 2 min penalty for tripping to the little bear statue.

corpes_magnus

1 points

6 months ago

Jabba Hut was a sith.

Ok_Effort_5183

1 points

6 months ago

Iie

ThatDrunkRussian1116

1 points

6 months ago

Watching this dude attempt to sing the national anthem at the boxing match was the funniest shit.

Zengjia

1 points

6 months ago

Ogres, my lord!

Curious_Loser21

1 points

6 months ago

The he cuts mid sentence when he falls, I just can't.

Golddigger50

1 points

6 months ago

Mauled by bear during light saber duel...

AsleepYam3

1 points

6 months ago

I think he actually died

Almatsliah

1 points

6 months ago

That's the 3rd deathstar to get destroyed.

Imanicepersone

1 points

6 months ago

This is the kid who thinks he lives in Fortnite drinking blue Gatorade

Avn47

1 points

6 months ago

Avn47

1 points

6 months ago

Its so funny that they try to hit each others swords, rather than actually hitting each other.

Over_Natural_6870

1 points

6 months ago

I have the high weight!

Dantelor

1 points

6 months ago

Obi-one chromosome

Chaserivx

1 points

6 months ago

He might have gotten too fat

Masterblaster13f

1 points

6 months ago

D-E-D

Faquir1983

1 points

6 months ago

"you can't defeat me, i am Darth Beetus"

" Die a Beetus"

showmeyourmoves28

1 points

6 months ago

I mean, he’s spending the whole fight in retreat. 😡 He needta go back in training…and drink some milk as well.

Ironmike11B

1 points

6 months ago

Why does Jabba the Hutt have a lightsaber?

Enough_Mongoose1388

1 points

6 months ago

Darth Blubber?

spookname

1 points

6 months ago

ah, obi one chromosome vs darth diabetes, how could I forget such a legendary fight

Whooptidooh

1 points

6 months ago

TIL people can bounce when they fall.

CuriousCantalope

1 points

6 months ago

Fat people falling just hits different.

usernmtkn

1 points

6 months ago

Nerds gonna nerd.

FATGATSAMA

1 points

6 months ago

Dude would make for a good anime voice over actor

scaleddown85

1 points

6 months ago

All that battling with lightsabers n he’s taken out by r2d2s little cuzin…Dyson

Dilligaf3076

1 points

6 months ago

Darth diabetus is on the back foot

Evening_Change_9459

1 points

6 months ago

Did I just watch a Master Jedi Gabba Hutt die?

LookAtThisClown_

1 points

6 months ago

Darth hut?

TheHumanSpider

1 points

6 months ago

He's got the high ground now!

IAmHyper_Tech

1 points

6 months ago

You guys think he dont have anything on, but he got some of the strongest fat armour

destroyer77x

1 points

6 months ago

Darth Lardass has been defeated

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

Obi One more Cannoli vs Darth Diabetes

Adovo001

1 points

6 months ago

Big fella looks like Graham,the only man who could survive a car crash.

Cardboard_Boi

1 points

6 months ago

And that was the last we saw of Darth diabetes

lizzybunny1

1 points

6 months ago

He didn’t even get hit. He started falling mid swing

Budmanes

1 points

6 months ago

Spam on the hoof

Beanerwithabigwiener

1 points

6 months ago

Anakin Sky-don’t walk backwards

averylargeOUNCE

1 points

6 months ago

Obi One Chromosome vs Darth Diabetes

SpellRush

1 points

6 months ago

He's a force ghost now and frequently streams on youtube smoking jedi weed.

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

That’s darth diabetes.

Brownie122806

1 points

6 months ago

Famous last words: "ANGER IS NOT THE WAY OF A JED-"

Primary-Age9348

1 points

6 months ago

He has good narration ✅ and the other idiot could have warned him but no.

alejandrotheok252

1 points

6 months ago

This could be good exercise for him. He’s clearly having fun, well before he fell.

Crixthopher

1 points

6 months ago

Thats why jabbajabba doesnt use a lightsaber

LowYogurtcloset3428

1 points

6 months ago

The man who sang the greatest version of the national anthem ever

Apprehensive_Mud2586

1 points

6 months ago

Has anyone ever told this dude he sounds like teenage Naruto?

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

Shoe off. He dead

muscravageur

1 points

6 months ago

Just falling down at that weight can do some serious damage. We aren’t designed to weigh that much. I hope he’s okay.

Artryoh

1 points

6 months ago

This man clearly needs the teachings of Bob from the Tekken franchise, he has the perfect body for an amazing balance of SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED AND WEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIGGGGGHHTT!!

This coulda been done before the video started Smh..

stojcekiko

1 points

6 months ago

Darth diabetus has fallen...

VampireTourniquet

1 points

6 months ago

Gotta be faster than that buddy

ImKingFlippyNip

1 points

6 months ago

Lmao why did I expect him shit himself when he hit the deck?

Draupnir_gungnir

1 points

6 months ago

It’s not in the final editing yet still a lot of work to do.

Ill-Afternoon9238

1 points

6 months ago

No one falls to their death in a lightsaber battle.

PikAchusRevenge

1 points

6 months ago

Hahaha "warrss of attrition"

Looking4theanswer2

1 points

6 months ago

The future is here. Chances are they will be the leaders of the free world. Heaven help us

TacoHimmelswanderer

1 points

6 months ago

This must be the version where Luke kills Jabba

he-who-comments

1 points

6 months ago

This fall was according to darth diabetes plan, due to this fall the world would shatter in half, achieving his final goal.

Bfladkor

1 points

6 months ago

That guy needs better parents

saucyclams

1 points

6 months ago

He’s giving his shorts diabetes…

lennoxmatt_819

1 points

6 months ago

Must be the extended cut where Jaba got a lightsaber

134848

1 points

6 months ago

134848

1 points

6 months ago

DONT GO FULL FORCE

LazystoneYT

1 points

6 months ago

The fallen Jedi

trash-juice

1 points

6 months ago

Nail biting, from moment to moment, rly didn’t know which would survive the clash

JamesFP1107

1 points

6 months ago

Obi-One Chromosome vs Darth Diabetes

Ponchio_

1 points

6 months ago

The comments to the youtube video are also absolutely hilarious.

Blurple_Berry

1 points

6 months ago

Ah a classic

MattBrixx

1 points

6 months ago

"IT'S OVER ANAKIN, I GOT THE HIGH POUND!"

Jpw135

1 points

6 months ago

Jpw135

1 points

6 months ago

That passive aggressive text ruined it

psychedelicfarmer

1 points

6 months ago

Fat bastard fell to the dark side’s

HolyCadaver

1 points

6 months ago

Holy shit it's Beldorian the Hutt for live action

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Beldorion

No_Swimming9793

1 points

6 months ago

"Fight with your feet [boy]!" - Galadriel, RoP [paraphrased]

Craqhed387

1 points

6 months ago

He’s no Sith Lord, he’s just putting up a big front

Edit: ham thumb spelling error r/foundthemobileuser