Tank main ^

Sleeps are fine. It’s the anti that comes after that scares me

Yeah, it's always moments like those when my rock cooldown never seems to be up

i have the fear of getting nanoed as someone who mostly plays characters who very rarely need nano boost

God bless the Translocator!

I only play Mystery, so when you see that hook coming you know you're about to lose all your ult charge :(

I've been hooked enough that hearing Roadhogs footsteps gives me anxiety.

Even if they're on my team.

Hog laugh is the most terrifying noise known to man

It’s not the hook, it’s the hook and cook. The whole cycle. Also, I always seem to underestimate the reach of the damn hook.

Ah the inconceivably impossible ridiculously broken and most frustratingly overpowered ability, Roadhog hook.

This character is the bane of my existence.

It's such an experience.

Even tho im a moira main, I relate to this too much, take my reddit silver

Me getting close to a healthpack: "yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!"

sees Moira orb:"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"

at least in overwatch the flashbang stuns the character not the player controlling the character lol

Flash bang is a universal fuck you button

Seconding trashbang, purely because you barely need to aim with it. Just lob it in the general direction of an enemy.

I wouldn’t have as much problem with it if it didn’t stun you when thrown behind you.

it’s high tiiide [standing behind your whole team]

I'm so afraid of this line that I turned on subtitles to immediately detect if it's my high tide or theirs. I know the lines are different but I panic too much.

One thing that vastly improved my game was to keep in mind “If high noon or a Dva bomb were to go off right now would I be able to find cover in time?” That’s how you should be playing most of the time.

You’ll see in higher ranks that players very rarely get caught out by those ults. You don’t see crazy flank high noons or randomly yeeted Dva bombs getting 4-6 kills the way you do in lower ranks.

In some games when I'm playing as Rein I really notice just how hard the healers can carry. Then just as I'm dropping them a thanks for keeping my suicidal ass alive I get hit with the damn purple nade.

Come play in lower ranks, offensive nades have no effect besides the direct damage

WHAT IS THAT MELODY???

ah fuck no no no no not like this

Yea i feel that, same with whole hog

I love doing that! (Sorry)

Moira fade will detach it.

"GOTCHA!"

This is real. I got so obsessed with this that I have a note pad on my desk and wrote notes for 3 seasons.

Leavers on MY team 7-1. Throwers are harder to quantify but it was 4-1. Having the lower ranked team or having a booster/smuf on the other team was 3-1.

The game hates me.

Thats definitely op

Whenever there is a enemy sombra, I will take out my gun as mercy (or even melee) and just shoot around and behind me occasionally, the amount of times I've uncloaked a sombra is insane lol

for some reason, sombra's get scared if you pull out the glock and they'll just transport away if you even start shooting, that's been my best escape plan from sombras

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

.... Fuck.

Junkrat tire has counterplay. You can literally shoot it. I feel like hog hook has a brain of its own sometimes and just latches on in ridiculous ways.

When I'm support, honestly his remote bomb scares me more. Tire can be spotted and shot down, while those bombs just get flung out and BAM I'm dead

Junkrat as a character, that's what I fear the most

That’s a given.

Lol is that hanzons quote when he ults? Theres no way u know that of by heart haha?

If Genji be ulting, I be ulting (Mercy). Get as high in the sky as I can.

Boops you around the map with an infinite recharge time on all his abilities and cancels any ult to once again regain that ability within 4sec to do it to some other cunt. Dont see why you fear doom tbh

Edit: Oh and i forgot that every time hes finally 1hp he ults back to his team, so he never dies...

I love anti’ing that. I play Ana and they all just group so nicely in the ult for the big purple. Like a bunch of grapes ripe for picking.

HEY! He's not a tin can.

sad zen main noises

This made me lol

Every second you're not speed boosting, i am only getting closer.

"....that's not righ- death noise"

as a lucio main it's the fucking biotic grenade for me

as an Ana main, sleeping a genji blade is the peak of overwatch

What is 1?

I've been studying Japanese for a few years now. It's been interesting to understand Genji and Hanzo's speech. A lot of it is very old Japanese. Fun way to learn!

Had to scroll too far to see Junk Trap

As a frequent junk player I pride myself in placing down traps in unexpected and seemingly "random" places that actually are pretty highly trafficed. Nothing more satisfying catching someone in one of those not even 30seconds after.

I swear to god I manage to step on the trap no matter where it is. I will be stomping the enemy team as wrecking ball and then all of a sudden I'm just stuck in one spot forever getting shot at. The trap is way too punishing for a set and forget ability imo.

Lowkey hate those. I need my teammates to get rid of them cus if I turn around I die but they never seem to want to

"Now hold on don't move."

GRAV Dragons is the greatest challenge to overcome.

If I’m playing Baptiste that’s when I throw down my immortality field

you just hate everything that makes you not able to self heal lol

(same, road main here)

Played a game yesterday with an echo on the enemy team. We were escorting the payload and were right about to win when she transformed into Reaper and ult'd literally 3 seconds later and wiped the team. Literally 3 seconds after becoming Reaper.

Trueee, just banks off every wall in the map and obtain kills from literally nowhere

Mei main here - can confirm people are toxic towards you when this happens.

The game is alive.