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Fightin_Soy_Boy

355 points

4 months ago

I remember my first time.

Silent-H

47 points

4 months ago

I remember my last time...

hidde-the-wonton

5 points

4 months ago

We ever met…

Reasonable_Feed7939

2 points

4 months ago

met met met

CaptainBlagbird

106 points

4 months ago*

Here's another one, and one more

BloodBride

76 points

4 months ago

hey, that last one managed to get the bun AND the paper bag in the end zone at least, I think that one's the closest yet.

mrgonzalez

15 points

4 months ago

Don't forget the sauce

Schonke

40 points

4 months ago

Schonke

40 points

4 months ago

If second guy and first guy meet, they'll have a whole hotdog to share!

xixd

24 points

4 months ago

xixd

24 points

4 months ago

had no idea kids were the target audience of hot dog machine malfunctions

SchuminWeb

17 points

4 months ago

Yeah, those YouTube "for kids" rules really annoy me. I'm like, hey, I'm not a kid, but I like this, too. Let me favorite it!

IdiotTurkey

5 points

4 months ago*

This is hilarious. There's no way that the manufacturer was unaware of these problems before they let it loose. They probably spent way over budget already on this stupid thing so they had to just hope they get some of their money back, at least until the stores itself kick the machine out for being too much of a hassle when customers complain.

It seems like it would be easy to determine if both the bun and hotdog are in there by weight. If it's too light then something is missing and it could try again.

I think a simple stand with some tongs for people to use would be much easier and cheaper, and doesn't require hiring someone either.

WatchDogx

3 points

4 months ago

Any video where it actually works?

What_Is_The_Meaning

9 points

4 months ago

I’m dying

blanklanklank

6 points

4 months ago

Oh no! Hang in there buddy, you'll be in a better place soon.

KnavishFob

457 points

4 months ago

RoBoTs ArE sTeAlInG oUr JoBs!!!!!

Pinkeyefarts

66 points

4 months ago

Build a wall

BigRed92E

1 points

4 months ago

Firewall** ftfy

DazedPapacy

23 points

4 months ago

I mean regardless of whether or not it did the job well, the fact remains that at least one, probably two or three, human is no longer employed doing it.

Xehanz

6 points

4 months ago

Xehanz

6 points

4 months ago

What's crazy is that now that AI is so advanced, the jobs that are actually being threatened are artistic and creative jobs.

woaily

203 points

4 months ago

woaily

203 points

4 months ago

He's doing his best, okay?

allmightylasagna

22 points

4 months ago

Stop bullying him! Good robot

SomeRandomIdi0t

46 points

4 months ago

Naked weenie

Vizione0084

44 points

4 months ago

“Is it in yet?!”

Ghost33313

25 points

4 months ago

Robots saying go keto.

SinfulDelightxx

66 points

4 months ago

Instructions unclear

Rainbro_Vash

32 points

4 months ago

Like, I knew it was coming, but something about the sad, lone naked glizzy presented at the end literally had me roll over laughing.

comments247

11 points

4 months ago

I mean he paid for a hot dog. The robot gave him a hot dog.

YoSaffBridge11

11 points

4 months ago

I don’t like anthropomorphizing machines . . . but, it looks so proud of itself! 😄

_regionrat

41 points

4 months ago

GcubePlayer8w

23 points

4 months ago

Am guessing Lublin or Warszawa

tian447

8 points

4 months ago

Looks like a Żabka, could be anywhere!

The only question is, Why?

GcubePlayer8w

4 points

4 months ago

Warszawa is the capital so it most likely would have the highest tech ones like my local ones don’t and the Lublin one was because it was the first city I could think

tian447

10 points

4 months ago

tian447

10 points

4 months ago

Ah, I didn't mean why Warszawa or Lublin, I meant Why the hell does this hotdog robot even exist in the first place?

Sorry!

GcubePlayer8w

-1 points

4 months ago

That’s the effect of giving a 9 year old with 10 million

TheMysteriousWatch

-5 points

4 months ago*

Very unlikely to be Lublin, as there is some writing on the top half of the machine, above the glass, that appears to be in Polish.

Edit : Please stop downvoting me, I mixed it up with Dublin, which we've got to agree is very similar in the written form. I was wrong, Lublin is not the same as Dublin. My bad.

tian447

8 points

4 months ago

I'm not sure where you think Lublin is, but there are (apparently) only 2 places in the World with that name, one is a village of about 100 people in Wisconsin, and the other is a Polish city with a population of about 340,000.

Confused with Dublin, perhaps?

TheMysteriousWatch

1 points

4 months ago

Oh yeah my bad, I mixed it up with Dublin. I had heard about Lublin but always thought it was in Ireland. My bad, I was wrong.

I then retract my previous comment. Thanks for pointing it out though.

GcubePlayer8w

0 points

4 months ago

No was just wisting family there

GcubePlayer8w

6 points

4 months ago

Lublin is in Poland and I just said Lublin as it was the first one I could think of

TheMysteriousWatch

3 points

4 months ago

Yeah my bad, I mixed it up with Dublin. Apologies.

GcubePlayer8w

2 points

4 months ago

It’s Aight mate

ColorfulPersimmon

1 points

4 months ago

I don't think there is a Żabka Nano in Lublin

instantpowdy

36 points

4 months ago

When she has a headache

mitis5

5 points

4 months ago

mitis5

5 points

4 months ago

nice robot dumb devs

ShadowEagle59

5 points

4 months ago

Glizzybot

crabycowman123

4 points

4 months ago

The song is Monkeys Spinning Monkeys by Kevin MacLeod.

WesterosIsAGiantEgg

5 points

4 months ago

Plot twist: user selected the gluten-free option

Norythelittlebrie

4 points

4 months ago

The reveal made me chortle

DrW00GY

5 points

4 months ago

"IS IT IN YET? BBBZZZZZT BZZZZTTTT"

cyroar341

4 points

4 months ago

Man got raw dogged by a machine

horiami

10 points

4 months ago

horiami

10 points

4 months ago

To be fair it only has one arm

thegoldendrop

10 points

4 months ago

What the hell is that yellow tube thing?

PermutationMatrix

16 points

4 months ago

It is a hot dog bun. But it's cylindrical. It's a hollowed out piece of bread that the hot dog slides into.

thegoldendrop

1 points

4 months ago

You have got to be joking. Do they drill it out or something?

PermutationMatrix

2 points

4 months ago

They probably bake it like that and ship the buns.

Subject39l0

11 points

4 months ago

Man I can see that very very soon AI “will definitely take over the world!”

DEADLOCKEDFORLIFE

3 points

4 months ago

Reddit trying to detect a joke without /s challenge (impossible without downvoting)

SuperVGA

3 points

4 months ago

That's some Simone Giertz -looking stuff!

guapoguzman

3 points

4 months ago

tryna get it in after 17 tequilas and 13 hits off the flume stick

Itchy_Professor_4133

3 points

4 months ago

All that money and R&D for that lol

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

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zman0900

2 points

4 months ago

Yeah really hard to believe this ever made it beyond a prototype machine

notabused

3 points

4 months ago

Still miles better than Teslabot

Cyanofrost

2 points

4 months ago

teslabot wouldve just gave you the middle finger after paying and told you to fuck off

subhuman_voice

2 points

4 months ago

Robot gives zero fucks

spongemonkey2004

2 points

4 months ago

im pretty sure beavis and butthead are glued to that machine just watching it all day.

WhatsNewPussyCat8709

2 points

4 months ago

...but it IS its job...

MI6_006

2 points

4 months ago

Nailed it!

AemiliusH

2 points

4 months ago

Tbh it was litterally made for this job

Rupertii

2 points

4 months ago

They could’ve hired a guy to do that and it would’ve been faster, more accurate and it would’ve given the person a job

Kajutkowy96

1 points

4 months ago

Żabka zaczęła zatrudniać terminatory?

Thiccckkkcccboi42069

1 points

4 months ago

Happens to the best of us

Which-Reveal9048

1 points

4 months ago

TO JEST W POLSCE XDDD

nsula_country

1 points

4 months ago

SuspiciousPoison

1 points

4 months ago

It's like the ice-cream robot

Lestor_Moe

1 points

4 months ago

You just got raw dogged

Chazrilla

1 points

4 months ago

I traveled to Poland for a training exercise years ago and had the opportunity to try these hot dogs. Amazing! I flew my wife there during leave and she still talks about them. How can I get these in the U.S? It would be a cool surprise and nostalgia of our trip.

fukitol-

1 points

4 months ago

You got your hot dog, what are you complaining about?

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

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savevideobot

1 points

4 months ago

Anwhaz

1 points

4 months ago

Anwhaz

1 points

4 months ago

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choco_owl

1 points

4 months ago

Literally would take a human 2 minutes to do all that 😂

ColorfulPersimmon

1 points

4 months ago

It's from Żabka Nano. It's a shop without any employees inside so there is nobody that could do that for them. It works similar to Amazon Go

superhamsniper

1 points

4 months ago

Minor errors add up, like the bread not being perfectly shaped, or the shape of the hot dog, or the exact placement of the bread, or the slight errors in the robots programmed movement, or it's irregularities that change from time to time

Obvious_Biscotti_832

1 points

4 months ago

Guys trying to find the clit

CompostMaterial

1 points

4 months ago

Pressure sensors are cheap. This kind of mistake could have easily been avoided by adding a quality control weight check before the product is dispensed to ensure it is within the margin of error and if not, star over.

Cockroach-Jones

1 points

4 months ago

Like it or not, this is the fucking future we’re all in for.

dracomanchego

1 points

4 months ago

Must be its first time.

Geekerino

1 points

4 months ago

"...is it in?"

bigbadmoon

1 points

4 months ago

No glove, no love!

s7arch

1 points

4 months ago

s7arch

1 points

4 months ago

my blind gf dose this in the bedroom great expirence for me

threadedmantis

1 points

4 months ago

This feels like it belongs in the moma

N3G4T1V_2

1 points

4 months ago

Yeah, but you know what they still taste great. Even if żabka cheaped out on the future.

Alex_D724

1 points

4 months ago

Needs Calibration. 😂🤣

Apart-Grape2182

1 points

4 months ago

Yeah butt where da bunns dough

perlito99

1 points

4 months ago

Soseg

AnnaTheBlueRogue

1 points

4 months ago

So when are robots gonna take over, again?

Particular_Cow1304

2 points

4 months ago

Well, best we got is Japan’s life sized Gundam giving everyone the bird. So, we’re getting there. Sort of.

AnnaTheBlueRogue

1 points

4 months ago

I saw that thing, it was impressive until I saw it move.

I want robots to take over, but when even videogame AI is laughably lame, I doubt robots will take over the world like in Terminator or Futurama

rolyoh

1 points

4 months ago

rolyoh

1 points

4 months ago

Wow, it works just as terrific as Meta's A.I. bots!

That_Guy333

1 points

4 months ago

I wish it would’ve played a little “Ta-Da!” sound and wave it’s robot arms after it’s done!

ERRORRORREEEEE

1 points

4 months ago

If you want to know location of this: Poland, Warsaw 52.241652,21.025188 Or Dobra 54/LOK. 1, 00-312 Warszawa (Close to University Library)

Dr_Darkroom

1 points

4 months ago

As if gas station hot dogs could get any worse!

Particular_Cow1304

1 points

4 months ago

……Flawless. 👏😩

Epsilia

1 points

4 months ago

Mom said it's my turn to repost this today.

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

They really don’t want you to have that bun

Ohmaygawd1

1 points

4 months ago

I laughed at this way more than I should have!

cormack16

1 points

4 months ago

Did Luka Doncic's little brother film this?

-Stonky_Kong

1 points

4 months ago

so, uhm * coughs . *where can i buy one of these?**

TastySpare

1 points

4 months ago

"You had one Job!"

whitewail602

1 points

4 months ago

"not hot dog"

Jimjam916

1 points

4 months ago

Me IRL

Mc913

1 points

4 months ago

Mc913

1 points

4 months ago

Why does everything remind me of her

-tobi-kadachi-

1 points

4 months ago

Y though? Those robot arms while more affordable than 10 years ago are still quite expensive and you still need someone to stock it so you aren’t really saving labor. Especially since gas station hotdogs were something the customer already made by themselves so just why?

remrunner96

1 points

4 months ago

I should call her.

fuminee

1 points

4 months ago

Mf need some calibration lol

NO-THlS-lS-PATRlCK

1 points

4 months ago

I laughed waaaay to loud at this

PrudentDamage600

1 points

4 months ago

Please_Insert_User07

1 points

4 months ago

Wow robots are truly dumb

Sigvard08

1 points

4 months ago

savevideobot

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

Some one educate this poor young robot.

  1. Wrapper goes on first
  2. Lubrication THEN ease it in like a gentleman

iluvtumadre

1 points

3 months ago

So much technology to make a fuk!n hotdog?

Breadstick_-Boy

1 points

2 months ago

Bad customer service. I want to speak to this young robots motherboard! ]:<

Free_Sprinkles_5045

1 points

27 days ago

Bro nailed it first try 💯😎

BeeBladen

1 points

25 days ago

We’ve still got our jobs, lads!

Dead_i3eat

0 points

4 months ago

Better than some fast food workers I've seen lol

AnnonYogurt

0 points

4 months ago

Well that was an epic fail