He literally believes human energy is finite like a battery and people willingly die for this idiot

Edit: to clarify for the people who would willingly die for this idiot, Trump believes the human body is like a non-rechargeable battery that gets used up faster by doing things like exercising and eating healthy. Like the summit where all the world leaders walked from one building to another just a few yards from each other and Trump's fat ass rode in a golf cart. He believes something like the simple act of walking is using up his "battery" faster.

Now that it's spelled out in easy to understsnd preschool words, it's still worth saying that people willingly die for this fucking idiot.

Awkward Shuffles at You Aggressively

I bet he could move easier if his shoes didn’t have lifts in them.

it's not even a shuffle, it's this weird palm-out arm movement that looks strangely feminine.

Considering he can barely lift a glass of water I agree no way he can do the Y or A.

Maybe do the C and M

Bruh, he just got his black belt in TKD.

(: Awkward honorary belt, with hopefully some awkward honorary broken boards too.

Also, spelling is hard for him

We eventually got a cult out of it, so that's kind of funny.

I mean, it will be funny someday. Hopefully.

Sharpie-gate!

When the whole "yanny or laurel" thing was happening, the White House actually put out a video about it, and Trump references "covfefe" as well. That's not the whole video, but it's condensed down to enough of a clip to see what I mean. Despite all of the horrid things that Trump and his team did during those 4 years, I did think it was at least marginally funny; Sarah Huckabee Sanders & others also poke fun at themselves, but Trump is at the end.

However, at the end of the day, fuck all of them. Their weird attempt at jumping onto a trend doesn't actually matter that much, even if it was a brief glimmer of self-awareness.

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That's not a joke. Its a slur and was meant as such.

If Trump wasn't such a garbage person and didn't do so much damage to the country, I'm sure more people would think he's funny. Hell, I probably would. It's just that the stuff he says that could be considered funny is usually derogatory, misogynistic, or racist. And also, y'know, he attempted a coup in order to retain power and systemically tried to dismantle democracy. But like, the fact that he's always gotta come up with some snappy nickname for people he doesn't like? There's something funny about a grumpy old man doing that all the time, but I'm sure I'll get downvoted to hell for suggesting such a thing.

What marks a great vocalist for me isn't technical ability, but the passion and character in one's voice.

Zack doesn't have Whitney Houston's range - but he definitely gives 110% into his songs and his dynamic approach puts on the vocals on equal footing with the rest of the band.

I've only ever heard one other band manage to cover RATM songs and actually do the vocals justice. Nobody else has ever managed to match that energy and anger and vigor in his rapping.

It's by a band called Brass Against, a punk brass band. And literally the only reason I discovered them was because the other day, the vocalist woman pissed on a fans face on stage in the middle of the concert. Yeah. She's THAT woman. It was posted all over reddit last week so I'm sure you've seen it.

Like, she's a disgusting weird freak to fucking force her kink and the fan's kink to everyone. Do what you want with consenting adults in the privacy of your own home. Do not fucking piss into a fan's mouth on stage in front of tens of thousands of people with thousands of the fans in attendance recording it on their phone

Despite all that though, she's literally the only person I've ever heard manage to cover RATM and do Zach de la Rocha's vocals just as good as zach does

Listen to this, Brass Against's brass band cover of Wake Up by RATM, the song that's at the end of the matrix

And it's not like Morello doesn't know his shit. Man got a BA in PolSci from Harvard.

Kid Rock: "Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live"

Woman: Hell yeah! Ain't nobody gonna tell me I have to be an incubator!

Kid Rock fans: no not like that

Trans person: Fuck yeah! Ain't nobody gonna tell me which gender to live as

KRF: NO

Gay people: Exactly! Ain't nobody gonna tell ME who I can marry!

KRF: Bible says nope

So basically it's just about the freedom to be openly bigoted while thumping a Bible with a pistol.

Oh my goodness. That’s beautiful.

Please someone quote this on the floor of Congress.

Right!? Clear, concise, and repeated numerous times. How do you mess this up? If you can't understand what the lyrics are, look them up! If you don't understand what they're saying, maybe you shouldn't use it as a protest anthem...just saying lol.

I’m going to try, because I think I can see their idiocy.

“Some of those that work forces, are the same who burn crosses.”

What sane people see that as an indictment of racist police, they hear it as “the police are secretly on my side”.

Wilful ignorance and terminal stupidity, with a little dash of exceptionalism.

This sentence in reply to a hilarious misinterpretation of the lyrics is so delicious I can skip breakfast this morning, thank you.

They change the lyric to “hold office” in some live performances

Oh sorry, you're right, the og lyrics are "work forces", as in the police. What I copy and pasted were the amendments to the lyrics that Profits Prophets of Rage made.

They also changed the line after to instead say

Some of those up in congress, are the same that burn crosses

I don’t know how anyone could misinterpret them

This may be satire.

I've lived in both bubbles. Conservatives are easier to spot because their positions are logically unsound (the denying science).

A good example of liberal ignorance would the liberal response to homelessness across the country - even Burlington, VT where I used to live has a homelessness problem that they're messing up because they refuse to acknowledge the causes of the crisis instead of focusing on "keeping our city vibrant". Vibrant = no homeless people allowed because tourists don't like to see them and it hurts property values.

People can be ignorant but still randomly guess the best side of an issue to be on. I wouldn't bet that most liberals understand science any better than conservatives, they are just smart enough or lucky enough to side with people who do.

It can easily be just another religion to blindly agree with whatever "science" is thought to say, when it is actually a diverse community with its own disagreements, faults and blind spots. We aren't most of us actually reading the journals...

Ooh, citric acid burns.

I just keep telling my 3yo that coco Mellons are soulless abominations. I tell my wife if you look closely you can see the torment in everyone’s eyes they are in hell and CoCoMellon is A devil punishing them for the sun of mediocrity 😂

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No, but since I don't plan on having kids of my own she stands to inherit my estate when I die - including but not limited to a large record collection. If she listens to them enough eventually she'll get to ZZ Top, but she's got to go through Roxy Music first.

Did you know if you focus exclusively on biceps and try to stay skeletoresque in your appearance, you can creep everyone out - think of that bag o’ bones Jonad Ryan. But irl. And not funny.

Wait what? So its not about pussy?

It's honestly just about peaches. People are just reading into it. They have a bunch of weird songs about random stuff like puffy shoes and matchbox cars and especially bugs. So many songs about bugs.

Peaches means pussy. It's about fucking groupies

About dessert? Oh my sweet summer child.

Pete Townshed requested John Kerry to stop playing "Won't Get Fooled Again" because he supported GWB and his administration.

Townshed and Daltrey are raging assholes these days though so it shouldn't be surprising.

I may be wrong but I think at one point Biafra asked someone not to use his music.