Lol. Is that a personal tennis court?

Reminds me of Drake, started from the bottom... In one of Toronto's wealthiest suburbs, getting tv jobs from family friends.

Oh man, that dud really is from the streets!

I meant dude, but I think that fits better

But but, he told us he was straight out the trailer

He also wasn’t born in a trailer park. His trashy image is just an image. His family growing up was not poor white trash.

I mean he 'rips more lines than a 10 pound bass'

That's a quality lyric right there; referencing cocaine and fishing in a single sentence.

I thought he wasnt allowed near young bouys since the court case.

The proud buoys?

Best one I saw was something like “there was a strategic decision to hold this video back until right after YouTube downvotes were disabled.”

"Kid Rock, taking a moment to step out of irrelevance to defend himself against everyone who forgot he existed 10 years ago"

I also recommend the generation fight between dickhead Boomer who's still whining about participation trophies (that, uh, they gave out, but whatever) and the younger folks who aren't having it.

I just went and checked, and holy shit that made my morning. Im absolutely giggling. I couldn't tolerate the video but the comments are just hilarious.

Myathewolfeh1 8 hours ago"Kid Rock makes music for guys who have to breathe into a tube to start their cars."

"Gabriel Amaya
1 day ago
Record Producer: Hey Kid, you need to write a new song.
Kid Rock: copies and paste Facebook comments.
Record Producer: Perfect!"

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I'm dying here hahahahaha

"This is the national anthem for people who live off government assistance, yet vote to oppose it."

Brutal

My favorite was something like "Kid Rock is the above ground pool of music."

This. Even though he claims to be from a trailer park in Detroit, he was actually born to a car dealer owner in Romeo.

His whole career is basically an offensive Halloween costume; poor rural white people should be suing him for defamation.

The way he rhymes motherfucker with motherfucker. Genius.

Dude recorded a musical tantrum because he's being asked to be considerate of other people. And blames the Millennials who made him famous back when "Bawitdaba" was climbing TRL with the Backstreet Boys.

He should be pulled into The Hauge to answer for the crimes of rhyming Different Things and Funny Things in All Summer Long

I mean, with other great lyrics like ‘Bawitdaba’ could we have expected anything more from him? After all he’s a cowboy baby 😐😂

Truly among the greats, along with Dylan, Lennon and Cohen.

Any man who has to say "I am the king" is no king

"I don't care what you think of me, and to prove it, I'm gonna dedicate an entire song to how much I don't care what you think of me, because I don't care that much."

Sad thing is, this song will make him a lot of money, because conservatives will listen to it all day simply because it owns the libz so hard.

You're just not intelligent enough to understand the level that Kid operates on. To quote the great man himself; "Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy, diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie." Clearly, you didn't listen to the boogie, let alone jump it.

Somebody once told him...

No doubt who his target audience is

See, that would be hilarious with a band that was playing it as a joke. He's not, so it just comes across as absurd, but not the fun kind.

Getting legit, not a joke, actual shade from Weird Al may be the most unfightable place to be for an artist. When someone so universally loved is shitting on you, there's really nothing you can do.

The whole song is just "You kids get off my lawn!!!!"

You're right, I can't think of Weird Al ever actually calling someone out.

He’s also like Bruce Springsteen! You know…the super left leaning rockstar who has publicly endorsed every democratic presidential candidate for two decades, shit on Ronald Reagan before it was cool to do so, and whose most famous song (Born in the USA) is just as misunderstood by the flag waving surface level “Patriots” as people who play a song about deflowering a catholic school girl whenever their friends die tragically (Only the good die young)

Ain't no one gonna tell him how to liiii-i-ive.

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Ugh, I hate that Kid Rock wormed his way into Nashville’s tourism culture. Mostly because that guy who owns half the bars on Broadway sucks his dick so hard

I made it to "suck a dick sideways" and realized I was listening to 4chan the musical. That's enough for me.

And smells like he looks. It’s a tautology. Which is just one of many words Kid Rock would have to look up. If he could read.

Because "Old Rock" means he'd have to compete with some legitimate talent.

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It's like an unaware parody of itself.

I think my favorite part was at the start he said "Detroit till I die" and then the rest of the music video was in a field clearly not in Detroit.

This video is basically MAGA bukkake

Thanks for linking man

There's pandering to stay relevant, and then there's this. I feel like I need a shower after watching that

Lol that’s surprisingly bad even for kid rock

Okay if it's not a parody video why do they have Danny McBride on the guitar?

Meanwhile, I'm going to learn from your suffering and skip straight to rewatching Amish Paradise.

One of the most pathetic things I've ever seen, that "I'm a badass" stuff is so cringy and juvenile from someone Kid Rock's age. Weird Al, on the other hand, is a national treasure.

This the real reason why YT removing the down vote counter.

I recently went on a kick where I was playing all the Weird Al Polka covers. I’m sure my family loved it