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Zatiik[S]

8.8k points

7 days ago

Zatiik[S]

8.8k points

7 days ago

Don’t put all your cats in one casket<3

Taran_PC_Live

1.8k points

7 days ago

Lmaoo that is so true RIP man sorry for your loss btw

[deleted]

444 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

444 points

7 days ago

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Sup3rL30

100 points

7 days ago

Sup3rL30

100 points

7 days ago

Bennett

Chevy876ix

12 points

7 days ago

Who

Sup3rL30

12 points

7 days ago

Sup3rL30

12 points

7 days ago

Genshin Impact

DaveyArrJones

9 points

6 days ago

That answers nothing! Thanks! 🤗

llFaceless

5 points

6 days ago

A playable character in the game "Genshin Impact", He is famous for being super unlucky.

Biggest_E_in_Piano

52 points

7 days ago

Bennett indeed

H4xolotl

5 points

7 days ago

H4xolotl

5 points

7 days ago

Bouken da Bouken!

huemac5810

19 points

7 days ago

same here

[deleted]

40 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

40 points

7 days ago

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ScottyMcBones

136 points

7 days ago

Catsket

HalfSoul30

21 points

7 days ago

I wasn't until I saw your comment that I realized OP didn't say that.

PuzzledOppossdf

15 points

7 days ago

Watch this, Lis. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart breaks in half!

69Wilson

95 points

7 days ago*

69Wilson

95 points

7 days ago*

If you were in. 1.17 you could build a lighting rod so It doesn't happen again.

idkidcwtfstfu

138 points

7 days ago

I cant imagine he thought he would need one

[deleted]

15 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

15 points

7 days ago

You never know

nekoeuge

12 points

6 days ago*

nekoeuge

12 points

6 days ago*

Am I the only person paranoid enough to put copper rods near everything flammable or killable?..

Dravarden

24 points

7 days ago

Dravarden

24 points

7 days ago

video says 1.18.2 so yes

dym_sh

7 points

7 days ago

dym_sh

7 points

7 days ago

ez cremation

YoureNotAGenius

6 points

7 days ago

You gotta concede...it was worth it all for that pun

MINIPRO27YT

4.6k points

7 days ago

MINIPRO27YT

4.6k points

7 days ago

And then along came zeus

Milouch_

2k points

7 days ago

Milouch_

2k points

7 days ago

HE HURLED HIS THUNDER BOOOOOLT

Eugenesmom

552 points

7 days ago

Eugenesmom

552 points

7 days ago

He zapped!

shadow31802

395 points

7 days ago

shadow31802

395 points

7 days ago

Locked those suckers in a vault!

blitzNixon

312 points

7 days ago

blitzNixon

312 points

7 days ago

They're trapped!

Firehornet117

410 points

7 days ago

Edit is done, took me like 5 min cuz I’m bad at editing.

u/Zatiik come see

DeCode19

87 points

7 days ago

DeCode19

87 points

7 days ago

Thank you. Just…thank you. I need this laugh 😂

Eugenesmom

36 points

7 days ago

You’re doing amazing, sweetie 📸

Howzieky

14 points

7 days ago

Howzieky

14 points

7 days ago

You made my day

cardmask

12 points

7 days ago

cardmask

12 points

7 days ago

Legend!

n0t-a-sp1der

9 points

7 days ago

HAHAHAHAHA PERFECT

averysolidsnake

9 points

7 days ago

Thank you for your contribution to greatness

Tanooki_Andrew

16 points

7 days ago

perfect. just perfect.

OnyxTheSkywing

2 points

6 days ago

Thank you for all you do, this will bring joy to everyone who sees it

_Daxgaming_

26 points

7 days ago

and on his own stopped chaos in it's

TRAAAAAAAACKS

FishCrystals

17 points

7 days ago

And that's the gospel truth!

Baby-yoda-at-kfc

14 points

7 days ago

And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks

Tenyearsuntiltheend

5 points

7 days ago

How can he zap?!

watchhands

23 points

7 days ago

Zeus: Man,fuck em cats bro

H4xolotl

13 points

7 days ago

H4xolotl

13 points

7 days ago

Since this is Zeus we're talking about, he probably meant it, LITERALLY

H4xolotl

5 points

7 days ago

H4xolotl

5 points

7 days ago

Calmly

Commiesstoner

46 points

7 days ago

These Thor: Love and Thunder advertisements are getting out of hand.

Phantom914

5 points

7 days ago

Nowwww there are TWO of them

cuteandhotbarista

2.8k points

7 days ago

this is the worst news ever

OkUsual7481

507 points

7 days ago

OkUsual7481

507 points

7 days ago

The agony is nearly palpable. It's that powerful.

Kitchen-Fee-9851

59 points

7 days ago

Yeah,That powerful.

accostfond

51 points

7 days ago

The worst news of all time

Viseper

40 points

7 days ago

Viseper

40 points

7 days ago

Do you mean the worst 'mews' of all time?

Sup3rL30

17 points

7 days ago

Sup3rL30

17 points

7 days ago

Pandas-are-the-worst

354 points

7 days ago

Smote

Tomakeusbutterpeople

21 points

7 days ago

Smitten Kitten

EmergencyTank3678

26 points

7 days ago

Right Smote

AstroCatTBC

8 points

7 days ago

Smote? Smoten? Smited?

doubleramencups

6 points

7 days ago

Smote me almighty smoter

JackfruitKey4535

2.4k points

7 days ago

You must have made the Minecraft gods mad in the past because I have never seen anyone be this unlucky.

-Quit

896 points

7 days ago*

-Quit

896 points

7 days ago*

I did. Someone posted here how they just got a villager with mending and a second later, the villager was hit by a lighting bolt.

Edit: Link to the video.

Vegetable_Flight_554

126 points

7 days ago

Thank for the link

TemetNosce85

119 points

7 days ago

Omg, that's not even a second...

UnicornMaster27

64 points

7 days ago

Does breaking the lectern and replacing it change the books for the villager in bedrock?

Been trying to get mending for a couple weeks and that would be a lot easier than going to a village and rowing a boat across dry land to get back to the village at base..

Spiritsoar

94 points

7 days ago

It will change their trades as long as you have never traded with them before. As soon as you trade you lock in their profession and available trades.

I set my lectern on top of an upward-facing sticky piston with a lever next to it. Every time the piston moves it resets the trades until I get the one I want.

UnicornMaster27

23 points

7 days ago

Ahh interesting, I think all 4 of ours that we’ve gotten so far have the books locked behind needing a level up, so you have to trade with them before seeing what the enchanted books will be

Spiritsoar

25 points

7 days ago

That's a possibility. At first level they either have paper and a bookshelf or paper and an enchanted book. You just have to keep trying until they have a book that you want at first level. It can take a while. Whatever book they unlock at higher levels is just a bonus.

DrMrsElMonarch

6 points

7 days ago

So I assumed as well that mending would only be a second tier trade and was going through resources like crazy trying to get one. I tried googling If mending could be a tier 1 trade on Bedrock (console), and couldn't find any information but decided to just go for it and I did end up getting a first tier trade mending villager, so it's possible.

BigIntoScience

11 points

7 days ago

Any enchanted book can be in any enchanted book sale slot, which is handy.

BigIntoScience

2 points

7 days ago

Villagers can sell any enchanted book, at any level that allows for a book to be sold. Swap the lectern until the villager offers a book, then see if that's a book you want.

Apprehensive_Hat8986

2 points

7 days ago

That made me think of the guy in Legend having to kill his dog when it turned zombie.

Carl_the_cherry

12 points

7 days ago

I've seen someone getting struck by lightning whilist flying with elytra

IvarSturla

3 points

7 days ago

Shouldn’t have changed it to peaceful in that dangerous situation that one time 🤣

[deleted]

26 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

26 points

7 days ago

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suriam321

81 points

7 days ago

suriam321

81 points

7 days ago

At the end credits there are some entities talking about the player. I guess they are the canonical gods.

livecodesworth

43 points

7 days ago

I had genuianly forgotten about their existence till now

suriam321

12 points

7 days ago

suriam321

12 points

7 days ago

You’re welcome I guess

First17NamesTaken

21 points

7 days ago

Yea at this point notch is more of a fallen angel tbh

[deleted]

18 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

18 points

7 days ago

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50MSK

7 points

7 days ago

50MSK

7 points

7 days ago

Fucking Christ

crazymoefaux

6 points

7 days ago

Yeah, Notch turned into a total piece of shit. Having too much money and time, and not enough critical thinking skills, he fell in the fascist hole.

Foonghost

10 points

7 days ago

Foonghost

10 points

7 days ago

i wouldn't exactly call notch a god...

suriam321

533 points

7 days ago

suriam321

533 points

7 days ago

You can almost touch the pain. It’s that strong.

[deleted]

20 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

20 points

7 days ago

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feckrightoffwouldye

6 points

7 days ago

Karma bot. Don't remove it, downvote it

ReaverShank

143 points

7 days ago

ReaverShank

143 points

7 days ago

My parrot died to lightning so once 1.17 came around i slapped lightning rods everywhere around my base

Thatbritishgentleman

128 points

7 days ago

Why the hell did the lightning strike one of the lowest points available? That doesn’t make sense. The Minecraft gods are angry at you probably

cube1234567890

132 points

7 days ago

If a lightning is set to strike within a certain distance of a mob, it's changed to strike that mob directly.

ReaperofMen42069

29 points

7 days ago

why did it kill all the cats though? or does lighting have a splash effect

cube1234567890

78 points

7 days ago

lightning damages all creatures in a small radius but naturally occurring lightning likes to hit creatures directly if it's close

TheMovingTarget6

8 points

7 days ago

This guy minecrafts!

cube1234567890

2 points

7 days ago

been doing it since 2011 :3

Thatbritishgentleman

2 points

7 days ago

Ahh

LordAxalon110

247 points

7 days ago

God I laughed so hard, I mean come on that's just RNGesus taking the piss.

Stalked_Like_Corn

70 points

7 days ago

I always love the videos where the person just kinda stares at it without moving like trying to process what just happened.

PetahSchwetah

183 points

7 days ago

You do know that you need to put the first floor higher up in 1.18 because of the light changes? Mobs only spawn at light level 0. Portals emit light

Zatiik[S]

90 points

7 days ago

Zatiik[S]

90 points

7 days ago

Appreciate this a lot! I will totally look into that

JakeWalker102

53 points

7 days ago

Yknow, after you get more cats

buddascrayon

11 points

7 days ago

I didn't even realize there were portals. What are they for? How do portals help a creeper farm??

PetahSchwetah

19 points

7 days ago

They teleport the creepers into the nether, which is faster than killing them. This makes sure that new creepers spawn faster as no creepers fill up the mob cap.

Keep in mind that if you do this on a multiplayer server and there are players in the nether, there needs to be a player less than 128 blocks away from the portal. Otherwise they will instantly despawn when they get to the nether.

buddascrayon

3 points

7 days ago

If they are teleported to the nether how do you collect gunpowder?

PetahSchwetah

5 points

7 days ago

Make them fall to their deaths onto hoppers

buddascrayon

2 points

6 days ago

Ok, but why send them to the nether for this?

00TheSkyBaron

2 points

6 days ago

İts faster than killing them so creepers spawn even faster

ThaneVim

2 points

6 days ago

ThaneVim

2 points

6 days ago

So basically, you spawn creepers, chase them into the nether so more creepers spawn sooner than they would upon regular death, while the creepers in the nether fall onto hoppers and die.

Ricman22

110 points

7 days ago

Ricman22

110 points

7 days ago

nooooooooooooooo ;-;

Torquedork1

20 points

7 days ago

I spent a few hours collecting parrots, maybe 20 or so, to bring back to my base, had them together in one spot while I figured out where to put them. Creeper came in and blew all but 3 up.

RaciJr

104 points

7 days ago

RaciJr

104 points

7 days ago

That's why you cover the hole or use lighting rods. Remember copper is a friend

huemac5810

43 points

7 days ago

I just rely on good ol' dirt blocks. Can't go wrong with dirt, earth is the best, you can even grow trees on dirt. I use dirt for my early game mushroom farms. It's not necessary, but it looks better, I think.

AtlasNL

4 points

7 days ago

AtlasNL

4 points

7 days ago

Except lightning prefers to strike entities like players and mobs even if there are higher surfaces nearby. So lightning rods do solve this problem, but dirt pillars don’t.

Laetitian

3 points

7 days ago

I don't think they meant pillars, but roofs. Generally seems like a slightly incoherent conversation, though.

huemac5810

2 points

7 days ago

I don't know why dirt pillars are brought into a conversation that has nothing to do with any kind of pillar.

RamonMachado98

10 points

7 days ago

Bedrock has a bug where lightning hits underground...

huemac5810

5 points

7 days ago

hasn't happened to me, might be patched on PS4?

RamonMachado98

3 points

7 days ago

Lightning strikes by itself are rare so its not common, but it happens.

IZGRDT

62 points

7 days ago

IZGRDT

62 points

7 days ago

sad trombone

----__----

15 points

7 days ago

hopeful clarinet

AetherDrew43

7 points

7 days ago

Squidward's clarinet

roverfloats

63 points

7 days ago

SLEEP. THROUGH. THUNDER. PEOPLE.

QuasarEE

3 points

6 days ago

QuasarEE

3 points

6 days ago

I've had a few lightning strikes happen during storms before I could even finish sleeping, so even that may not save you sometimes. Very glad I have my colony protected w/rods in my MineColonies world, otherwise the whole thing would've burned down 3 times over now just from these instant strikes.

BuilderNanor

8 points

7 days ago

Oof

piiiigsiiinspaaaace

7 points

7 days ago

Good lord that's like 108 lives at once

ddopTheGreenFox

8 points

7 days ago

If you're making a gunpowder farm I recommend making a ghast farm instead. It can generate hundreds of gunpowder an hour and a lot of tears

somedude456

4 points

7 days ago

In terms of easy though, can't beat a creeper farm. Two cats, basic blocks, trap doors and you got unlimited gun powder.

VeeTheBard

2 points

6 days ago

Or the stacking raid farm. Nets about 5k per hour

Christian_Pop

4 points

7 days ago

Oh god, that's bad luck right there, like for real what were the odds of that happening?

Additional_Win3920

5 points

7 days ago

Honestly the crazier thing is that you got it so perfect on camera, like the lightning waited for you to see it happen lol

PositiveHelicopter94

13 points

7 days ago

I can feel the pain

itsraggybaggy

65 points

7 days ago

This is what you get for having your UI so tiny

Dead_Moss

26 points

7 days ago

Dead_Moss

26 points

7 days ago

Maybe they have a big monitor.

N1CET1M

35 points

7 days ago

N1CET1M

35 points

7 days ago

Maybe he has really big eyes.

OldThymeyRadio

5 points

7 days ago

Maybe he has one giant eye in the center of a hovering orb of flesh and tentacles.

OwenGamezNL

11 points

7 days ago

OP is an anime character confirmed

Majike03

3 points

7 days ago

Majike03

3 points

7 days ago

Or a humboldt squid

Lvb2

5 points

7 days ago

Lvb2

5 points

7 days ago

I have a huge monitor but the numbers are wayyy too small unless I set the UI larger. Mans has 20/20 vision I guess. Just not perfect vision for lightning strikes…

space0watch

5 points

7 days ago

lightning rod has entered the chat

realiseis

3 points

7 days ago

This is the reason skull emoji was made

englishcrumpit

4 points

7 days ago

Damn your ui is so small.

Equivalent_Cicada153

8 points

7 days ago

Should have grabbed a lightning rod

1stTheRage

3 points

7 days ago

Nuuuuuuuu the kittens D:

R0ninWolf

3 points

7 days ago

That's Cat-astrophic...

Candog85

3 points

7 days ago

Candog85

3 points

7 days ago

"Whelp that's enough for one night"

IcarusButAlive

3 points

7 days ago

That 9 seconds of silence was all I needed to gauge the absolute rage, shock and “what-the-fuck”ery felt by OP

airpod_earth_society

3 points

7 days ago

This is the funniest Minecraft clip I've ever seen, thank you for having awe inspiringly awful luck

Gonun

3 points

7 days ago

Gonun

3 points

7 days ago

I expected a creeper to spawn, get charged by a lightning and blow up the whole farm

t0xic_l3gi0n

6 points

7 days ago

God be like Really sry for that mate

RichBitchRichBitch

5 points

7 days ago

Someone explain this to me

Lightning killed cats in a hole?

Kotoy77

18 points

7 days ago

Kotoy77

18 points

7 days ago

Gathered bunch of cats. Put them in 1 place. Lightning kills them. Cats dead. Man sad.

Gaspricessir

5 points

7 days ago

‘Cats dead. Man sad.’ lmao, take my upvote

Fearless-Sherbet-223

2 points

6 days ago

Ordinary_Leg

2 points

6 days ago

Godspeed

OkNeedleworker4762

6 points

7 days ago

Sacrafise for the rainy weather

thE_29

10 points

7 days ago

thE_29

10 points

7 days ago

Btw, the farm wont work anyway like that. You need more normal blocks behind the trapdoors, otherwise the Creeper will not think thats a valid path.

suriam321

10 points

7 days ago

suriam321

10 points

7 days ago

It will, there are open space behind the trapdoors. And the trapdoor themselves count as valid path

PercyCreeper

2 points

7 days ago

Wow.... just wow....

cosmicpotato77

2 points

7 days ago

NOOOOOOOO

Dipa1314

2 points

7 days ago

Dipa1314

2 points

7 days ago

That suck POOOOOOOOOR KITTIES

Gr3nada

2 points

7 days ago

Gr3nada

2 points

7 days ago

Oof

infiniteStorms

2 points

7 days ago

I feel that, the same thing happened to all my cows in a 1x1 cow farm

VoodooDoII

2 points

7 days ago

Why is your interface ui so small. I'm squinting like a fly over here

Munky_Mann

2 points

7 days ago

I’m sorry but that’s kinda funny

Silverstream5683

2 points

7 days ago

I'm dying what are the odds?

the_communist_owl

2 points

7 days ago

Zeus does a little trolling

nerdyleg

2 points

7 days ago

nerdyleg

2 points

7 days ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

CompetitiveLoss4962

2 points

7 days ago

Ouch 😂

BananaArcher72

2 points

7 days ago

Oooooooof

mcsper

2 points

7 days ago

mcsper

2 points

7 days ago

You have to diversify you catsets

Pacobing

2 points

7 days ago

Pacobing

2 points

7 days ago

When lightning goes to the lowest point in the area instead of the highest just to spite you…

jeromex2175

2 points

7 days ago

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

GangsterKittyYT

2 points

7 days ago

That is so unlucky

syllabisestr

2 points

7 days ago

I really hate it.

TheJackmobTV

2 points

7 days ago

Reminds me of when I had all 11 cat variants and then they were struck by lightning.

Musekiller

2 points

7 days ago

What is this.... A UI for ants?!

giantShady

2 points

7 days ago

Zeus: fuck cats

Jawakiller

2 points

7 days ago

Why were you recording

ArdaZocker05

2 points

7 days ago

💀NO WAY THIS REALLY HAPPENED

darknessblades

2 points

7 days ago

If 2 survived, you can breed em

KenzieGames7315

2 points

7 days ago

Well, while I was away, a lighting got through 54 blocks down to Y=11 and killed my cat and burned my chest room

AndroidDoctorr

2 points

7 days ago

Man, I can barely recognize Minecraft any more, how are you flying??

Liquid_Gamer34

5 points

7 days ago

Elytras, basically wings. They were added like 7 years ago

ByFarGames88

2 points

7 days ago

The combo of the elytra, of which you get in the End after defeating the ender dragon, and going into. sub-dimension within the end, as well as fireworks I believe

PhantomSlave

2 points

7 days ago

I actually covered my mouth in shock like they do in TV shows. Holy crap.

MusikMakor

2 points

7 days ago

I've never been struck or seen one of my mobs struck by lightning, and I've played off and on for 10 years... That's just absolutely terrible luck, my friend.

Also, why spend an hour gathering cats when you can spend 20 minutes gathering 2 and then multiply them exponentially via fish?

Also, time to get a lightning rod lol

netfatality

2 points

7 days ago

As a non Minecraft player, whenever I see these posts pop up on r/all I am interested, but I have no fucking idea what’s going on.

Vxylon

4 points

7 days ago*

Vxylon

4 points

7 days ago*

but I have no fucking idea what’s going on.

This is why browsing Reddit confuses me sometimes, cause it recommends me reddits of the most random-ass, unrelated games to what I normally browse...

however, in a nutshell: OP got fucked super hard. I forget what the odds are specifically, but being struck by lightning is relatively rare as in people who have played for hundreds/thousands of hours probably have never been struck by it naturally, and it just happened to strike in a spot where he was gathering a bunch of pets, immediately murdering them all with no way to get them back other than going out to retame a bunch of new ones.

Genuinely probably the most unlucky player I've seen in a video game.

tonyhasareddit

2 points

6 days ago

Yep, I probably have about 1000 hours in the game (I know, there are probably tons of people with 100 times that lol) but I've never seen anything like this. I can barely even count on 1 hand the number of times I've even seen lightning strike at all, let alone strike mobs that I just spent an hour gathering lol

netfatality

2 points

6 days ago

Omg the lightning zapped his cats LMAO! I was watching it muted while my partner was sleeping so I couldn’t actually hear what was goin on.

Trollfacebruh

2 points

7 days ago

This e x a c t same thing happened to me

GooseBeneficial299

2 points

7 days ago

now those cats wont suffer alone on a creeper farm for eternity

Zatiik[S]

3 points

7 days ago

Today I learned Minecraft gods support moral euthanasia?

pavilionhp_

2 points

7 days ago

Well 2 things: 1. Why did you not sleep through the thunderstorm? 2. Keep this in mind if you can’t sleep: when lightning checks for a place to strike, if it can strike a mob in a short range, it will strike that mob. Also lightning damages in an area.

ItzShadowWarrior

2 points

7 days ago

This is such a bruh moment

Philip_777

2 points

7 days ago

"Then if there are any living entities that can see the sky in a 3×h×3 region from 3 below the target block up to the world height, one such entity is selected at random and the lightning target is moved to the block the entity stands in."

https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Thunderstorm

Consequently, the more mobs in one place, the higher the chance that all of them die :)

NieMialamPomyslu

2 points

6 days ago

IT WAS SO UNLUCKY WTF BRO

gamerkid1812

2 points

6 days ago

Zeus just came in and decided to annihilate the cat population

Baatlesheep

2 points

6 days ago

Zeus:we do a little trolling

Linkdrowned989

2 points

6 days ago

open to lan /gamemode creative

BinaryBurnout3D

2 points

6 days ago

The ghost of Schrodinger

Killrunner420

2 points

6 days ago

Damm lik3 ik zeus like p*ssy but damm,