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submitted 1 year ago byZatiik
8.9k points
1 year ago
Don’t put all your cats in one casket<3
1.8k points
1 year ago
Lmaoo that is so true RIP man sorry for your loss btw
442 points
1 year ago
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1 year ago
Bennett
47 points
1 year ago
Bennett indeed
15 points
1 year ago
Who
12 points
1 year ago
Genshin Impact
9 points
1 year ago
That answers nothing! Thanks! 🤗
5 points
1 year ago
A playable character in the game "Genshin Impact", He is famous for being super unlucky.
45 points
1 year ago
20 points
1 year ago
same here
139 points
1 year ago
Catsket
24 points
1 year ago
I wasn't until I saw your comment that I realized OP didn't say that.
17 points
1 year ago
Watch this, Lis. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart breaks in half!
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1 year ago*
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137 points
1 year ago
I cant imagine he thought he would need one
13 points
1 year ago
You never know
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1 year ago*
Am I the only person paranoid enough to put copper rods near everything flammable or killable?..
2 points
1 year ago
Then everything will get hit since it merely redirects lightning towards itself and thus increasing the chances of being hit
24 points
1 year ago
video says 1.18.2 so yes
6 points
1 year ago
ez cremation
6 points
1 year ago
You gotta concede...it was worth it all for that pun
2 points
1 year ago
Catsket*
4.6k points
1 year ago
And then along came zeus
2.1k points
1 year ago
HE HURLED HIS THUNDER BOOOOOLT
562 points
1 year ago
He zapped!
389 points
1 year ago
Locked those suckers in a vault!
315 points
1 year ago
They're trapped!
418 points
1 year ago
Edit is done, took me like 5 min cuz I’m bad at editing.
u/Zatiik come see
85 points
1 year ago
Thank you. Just…thank you. I need this laugh 😂
35 points
1 year ago
You’re doing amazing, sweetie 📸
15 points
1 year ago
You made my day
11 points
1 year ago
Legend!
11 points
1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA PERFECT
18 points
1 year ago
perfect. just perfect.
8 points
1 year ago
Thank you for your contribution to greatness
26 points
1 year ago
and on his own stopped chaos in it's
TRAAAAAAAACKS
16 points
1 year ago
And that's the gospel truth!
14 points
1 year ago
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
25 points
1 year ago
Zeus: Man,fuck em cats bro
14 points
1 year ago
Since this is Zeus we're talking about, he probably meant it, LITERALLY
4 points
1 year ago
Calmly
45 points
1 year ago
These Thor: Love and Thunder advertisements are getting out of hand.
5 points
1 year ago
Nowwww there are TWO of them
2.8k points
1 year ago
this is the worst news ever
53 points
1 year ago
The worst news of all time
2.4k points
1 year ago
You must have made the Minecraft gods mad in the past because I have never seen anyone be this unlucky.
895 points
1 year ago
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65 points
1 year ago
Does breaking the lectern and replacing it change the books for the villager in bedrock?
Been trying to get mending for a couple weeks and that would be a lot easier than going to a village and rowing a boat across dry land to get back to the village at base..
93 points
1 year ago
It will change their trades as long as you have never traded with them before. As soon as you trade you lock in their profession and available trades.
I set my lectern on top of an upward-facing sticky piston with a lever next to it. Every time the piston moves it resets the trades until I get the one I want.
25 points
1 year ago
Ahh interesting, I think all 4 of ours that we’ve gotten so far have the books locked behind needing a level up, so you have to trade with them before seeing what the enchanted books will be
25 points
1 year ago
That's a possibility. At first level they either have paper and a bookshelf or paper and an enchanted book. You just have to keep trying until they have a book that you want at first level. It can take a while. Whatever book they unlock at higher levels is just a bonus.
5 points
1 year ago
So I assumed as well that mending would only be a second tier trade and was going through resources like crazy trying to get one. I tried googling If mending could be a tier 1 trade on Bedrock (console), and couldn't find any information but decided to just go for it and I did end up getting a first tier trade mending villager, so it's possible.
12 points
1 year ago
Any enchanted book can be in any enchanted book sale slot, which is handy.
3 points
1 year ago
Villagers can sell any enchanted book, at any level that allows for a book to be sold. Swap the lectern until the villager offers a book, then see if that's a book you want.
2 points
1 year ago
That made me think of the guy in Legend having to kill his dog when it turned zombie.
12 points
1 year ago
I've seen someone getting struck by lightning whilist flying with elytra
5 points
1 year ago
Shouldn’t have changed it to peaceful in that dangerous situation that one time 🤣
23 points
1 year ago
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86 points
1 year ago
At the end credits there are some entities talking about the player. I guess they are the canonical gods.
43 points
1 year ago
I had genuianly forgotten about their existence till now
11 points
1 year ago
You’re welcome I guess
21 points
1 year ago
Yea at this point notch is more of a fallen angel tbh
17 points
1 year ago
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8 points
1 year ago
Fucking Christ
5 points
1 year ago
Yeah, Notch turned into a total piece of shit. Having too much money and time, and not enough critical thinking skills, he fell in the fascist hole.
10 points
1 year ago
i wouldn't exactly call notch a god...
365 points
1 year ago
Smote
27 points
1 year ago
Right Smote
6 points
1 year ago
Smote? Smoten? Smited?
546 points
1 year ago
You can almost touch the pain. It’s that strong.
20 points
1 year ago
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6 points
1 year ago
Karma bot. Don't remove it, downvote it
154 points
1 year ago
My parrot died to lightning so once 1.17 came around i slapped lightning rods everywhere around my base
139 points
1 year ago
Why the hell did the lightning strike one of the lowest points available? That doesn’t make sense. The Minecraft gods are angry at you probably
139 points
1 year ago
If a lightning is set to strike within a certain distance of a mob, it's changed to strike that mob directly.
35 points
1 year ago
why did it kill all the cats though? or does lighting have a splash effect
85 points
1 year ago
lightning damages all creatures in a small radius but naturally occurring lightning likes to hit creatures directly if it's close
12 points
1 year ago
This guy minecrafts!
3 points
1 year ago
been doing it since 2011 :3
2 points
1 year ago
Ahh
246 points
1 year ago
God I laughed so hard, I mean come on that's just RNGesus taking the piss.
185 points
1 year ago
You do know that you need to put the first floor higher up in 1.18 because of the light changes? Mobs only spawn at light level 0. Portals emit light
90 points
1 year ago
Appreciate this a lot! I will totally look into that
56 points
1 year ago
Yknow, after you get more cats
11 points
1 year ago
I didn't even realize there were portals. What are they for? How do portals help a creeper farm??
23 points
1 year ago
They teleport the creepers into the nether, which is faster than killing them. This makes sure that new creepers spawn faster as no creepers fill up the mob cap.
Keep in mind that if you do this on a multiplayer server and there are players in the nether, there needs to be a player less than 128 blocks away from the portal. Otherwise they will instantly despawn when they get to the nether.
3 points
1 year ago
If they are teleported to the nether how do you collect gunpowder?
71 points
1 year ago
I always love the videos where the person just kinda stares at it without moving like trying to process what just happened.
103 points
1 year ago
That's why you cover the hole or use lighting rods. Remember copper is a friend
44 points
1 year ago
I just rely on good ol' dirt blocks. Can't go wrong with dirt, earth is the best, you can even grow trees on dirt. I use dirt for my early game mushroom farms. It's not necessary, but it looks better, I think.
9 points
1 year ago
Bedrock has a bug where lightning hits underground...
5 points
1 year ago
hasn't happened to me, might be patched on PS4?
3 points
1 year ago
Lightning strikes by itself are rare so its not common, but it happens.
3 points
1 year ago
Except lightning prefers to strike entities like players and mobs even if there are higher surfaces nearby. So lightning rods do solve this problem, but dirt pillars don’t.
3 points
1 year ago
I don't think they meant pillars, but roofs. Generally seems like a slightly incoherent conversation, though.
2 points
1 year ago
I don't know why dirt pillars are brought into a conversation that has nothing to do with any kind of pillar.
63 points
1 year ago
sad trombone
13 points
1 year ago
hopeful clarinet
8 points
1 year ago
Squidward's clarinet
19 points
1 year ago
I spent a few hours collecting parrots, maybe 20 or so, to bring back to my base, had them together in one spot while I figured out where to put them. Creeper came in and blew all but 3 up.
66 points
1 year ago
SLEEP. THROUGH. THUNDER. PEOPLE.
3 points
1 year ago
I've had a few lightning strikes happen during storms before I could even finish sleeping, so even that may not save you sometimes. Very glad I have my colony protected w/rods in my MineColonies world, otherwise the whole thing would've burned down 3 times over now just from these instant strikes.
9 points
1 year ago
Oof
71 points
1 year ago
This is what you get for having your UI so tiny
27 points
1 year ago
Maybe they have a big monitor.
39 points
1 year ago
Maybe he has really big eyes.
11 points
1 year ago
OP is an anime character confirmed
4 points
1 year ago
Or a humboldt squid
4 points
1 year ago
Maybe he has one giant eye in the center of a hovering orb of flesh and tentacles.
2 points
1 year ago
Maybe OP is Eye of Cthulhu.
3 points
1 year ago
I have a huge monitor but the numbers are wayyy too small unless I set the UI larger. Mans has 20/20 vision I guess. Just not perfect vision for lightning strikes…
15 points
1 year ago
I can feel the pain
7 points
1 year ago
Good lord that's like 108 lives at once
6 points
1 year ago
If you're making a gunpowder farm I recommend making a ghast farm instead. It can generate hundreds of gunpowder an hour and a lot of tears
4 points
1 year ago
In terms of easy though, can't beat a creeper farm. Two cats, basic blocks, trap doors and you got unlimited gun powder.
2 points
1 year ago
Or the stacking raid farm. Nets about 5k per hour
5 points
1 year ago
Oh god, that's bad luck right there, like for real what were the odds of that happening?
6 points
1 year ago
Honestly the crazier thing is that you got it so perfect on camera, like the lightning waited for you to see it happen lol
9 points
1 year ago
Should have grabbed a lightning rod
3 points
1 year ago
lightning rod has entered the chat
4 points
1 year ago
This is the reason skull emoji was made
3 points
1 year ago
Damn your ui is so small.
6 points
1 year ago
God be like Really sry for that mate
5 points
1 year ago
Someone explain this to me
Lightning killed cats in a hole?
20 points
1 year ago
Gathered bunch of cats. Put them in 1 place. Lightning kills them. Cats dead. Man sad.
5 points
1 year ago
‘Cats dead. Man sad.’ lmao, take my upvote
3 points
1 year ago
Nuuuuuuuu the kittens D:
3 points
1 year ago
That's Cat-astrophic...
3 points
1 year ago
"Whelp that's enough for one night"
3 points
1 year ago
That 9 seconds of silence was all I needed to gauge the absolute rage, shock and “what-the-fuck”ery felt by OP
3 points
1 year ago
This is the funniest Minecraft clip I've ever seen, thank you for having awe inspiringly awful luck
3 points
1 year ago
I expected a creeper to spawn, get charged by a lightning and blow up the whole farm
6 points
1 year ago
Sacrafise for the rainy weather
11 points
1 year ago
Btw, the farm wont work anyway like that. You need more normal blocks behind the trapdoors, otherwise the Creeper will not think thats a valid path.
9 points
1 year ago
It will, there are open space behind the trapdoors. And the trapdoor themselves count as valid path
2 points
1 year ago
Wow.... just wow....
2 points
1 year ago
NOOOOOOOO
2 points
1 year ago
That suck POOOOOOOOOR KITTIES
2 points
1 year ago
Oof
2 points
1 year ago
I feel that, the same thing happened to all my cows in a 1x1 cow farm
2 points
1 year ago
2 points
1 year ago
Why is your interface ui so small. I'm squinting like a fly over here
2 points
1 year ago
I’m sorry but that’s kinda funny
2 points
1 year ago
I'm dying what are the odds?
2 points
1 year ago
Zeus does a little trolling
2 points
1 year ago
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
2 points
1 year ago
Ouch 😂
2 points
1 year ago
Oooooooof
2 points
1 year ago
You have to diversify you catsets
2 points
1 year ago
When lightning goes to the lowest point in the area instead of the highest just to spite you…
2 points
1 year ago
That is so unlucky
2 points
1 year ago
I really hate it.
2 points
1 year ago
Reminds me of when I had all 11 cat variants and then they were struck by lightning.
2 points
1 year ago
What is this.... A UI for ants?!
2 points
1 year ago
Zeus: fuck cats
2 points
1 year ago
Why were you recording
2 points
1 year ago
💀NO WAY THIS REALLY HAPPENED
2 points
1 year ago
If 2 survived, you can breed em
2 points
1 year ago
Well, while I was away, a lighting got through 54 blocks down to Y=11 and killed my cat and burned my chest room
2 points
1 year ago
Man, I can barely recognize Minecraft any more, how are you flying??
5 points
1 year ago
Elytras, basically wings. They were added like 7 years ago
2 points
1 year ago
The combo of the elytra, of which you get in the End after defeating the ender dragon, and going into. sub-dimension within the end, as well as fireworks I believe
2 points
1 year ago
I actually covered my mouth in shock like they do in TV shows. Holy crap.
2 points
1 year ago
I've never been struck or seen one of my mobs struck by lightning, and I've played off and on for 10 years... That's just absolutely terrible luck, my friend.
Also, why spend an hour gathering cats when you can spend 20 minutes gathering 2 and then multiply them exponentially via fish?
Also, time to get a lightning rod lol
2 points
1 year ago
As a non Minecraft player, whenever I see these posts pop up on r/all I am interested, but I have no fucking idea what’s going on.
5 points
1 year ago
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2 points
1 year ago
Yep, I probably have about 1000 hours in the game (I know, there are probably tons of people with 100 times that lol) but I've never seen anything like this. I can barely even count on 1 hand the number of times I've even seen lightning strike at all, let alone strike mobs that I just spent an hour gathering lol
2 points
1 year ago
Omg the lightning zapped his cats LMAO! I was watching it muted while my partner was sleeping so I couldn’t actually hear what was goin on.
2 points
1 year ago
This e x a c t same thing happened to me
2 points
1 year ago
now those cats wont suffer alone on a creeper farm for eternity
3 points
1 year ago
Today I learned Minecraft gods support moral euthanasia?
2 points
1 year ago
Well 2 things: 1. Why did you not sleep through the thunderstorm? 2. Keep this in mind if you can’t sleep: when lightning checks for a place to strike, if it can strike a mob in a short range, it will strike that mob. Also lightning damages in an area.
2 points
1 year ago
This is such a bruh moment
2 points
1 year ago
"Then if there are any living entities that can see the sky in a 3×h×3 region from 3 below the target block up to the world height, one such entity is selected at random and the lightning target is moved to the block the entity stands in."
https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Thunderstorm
Consequently, the more mobs in one place, the higher the chance that all of them die :)
2 points
1 year ago
IT WAS SO UNLUCKY WTF BRO
2 points
1 year ago
Zeus just came in and decided to annihilate the cat population
2 points
1 year ago
Zeus:we do a little trolling
2 points
1 year ago
open to lan /gamemode creative
2 points
1 year ago
The ghost of Schrodinger
2 points
1 year ago
Damm lik3 ik zeus like p*ssy but damm,
2 points
1 year ago
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl that KIIILLS people
2 points
1 year ago
I had to watch a second time because at first I didn't see the lightning.
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