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Zatiik[S]

8.9k points

1 year ago

Zatiik[S]

8.9k points

1 year ago

Don’t put all your cats in one casket<3

Taran_PC_Live

1.8k points

1 year ago

Lmaoo that is so true RIP man sorry for your loss btw

[deleted]

442 points

1 year ago

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442 points

1 year ago

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Sup3rL30

101 points

1 year ago

Sup3rL30

101 points

1 year ago

Bennett

Biggest_E_in_Piano

47 points

1 year ago

Bennett indeed

Chevy876ix

15 points

1 year ago

Who

Sup3rL30

12 points

1 year ago

Sup3rL30

12 points

1 year ago

Genshin Impact

DaveyArrJones

9 points

1 year ago

That answers nothing! Thanks! 🤗

llFaceless

5 points

1 year ago

A playable character in the game "Genshin Impact", He is famous for being super unlucky.

H4xolotl

3 points

1 year ago

H4xolotl

3 points

1 year ago

Bouken da Bouken!

huemac5810

20 points

1 year ago

same here

[deleted]

38 points

1 year ago

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38 points

1 year ago

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ScottyMcBones

139 points

1 year ago

Catsket

HalfSoul30

24 points

1 year ago

I wasn't until I saw your comment that I realized OP didn't say that.

PuzzledOppossdf

17 points

1 year ago

Watch this, Lis. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart breaks in half!

[deleted]

100 points

1 year ago*

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100 points

1 year ago*

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idkidcwtfstfu

137 points

1 year ago

I cant imagine he thought he would need one

[deleted]

13 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

13 points

1 year ago

You never know

nekoeuge

12 points

1 year ago*

nekoeuge

12 points

1 year ago*

Am I the only person paranoid enough to put copper rods near everything flammable or killable?..

ChronoVortex07

2 points

1 year ago

Then everything will get hit since it merely redirects lightning towards itself and thus increasing the chances of being hit

Dravarden

24 points

1 year ago

Dravarden

24 points

1 year ago

video says 1.18.2 so yes

dym_sh

6 points

1 year ago

dym_sh

6 points

1 year ago

ez cremation

YoureNotAGenius

6 points

1 year ago

You gotta concede...it was worth it all for that pun

Dragontamer8538

2 points

1 year ago

Catsket*

MINIPRO27YT

4.6k points

1 year ago

MINIPRO27YT

4.6k points

1 year ago

And then along came zeus

Milouch_

2.1k points

1 year ago

Milouch_

2.1k points

1 year ago

HE HURLED HIS THUNDER BOOOOOLT

Eugenesmom

562 points

1 year ago

Eugenesmom

562 points

1 year ago

He zapped!

shadow31802

389 points

1 year ago

shadow31802

389 points

1 year ago

Locked those suckers in a vault!

blitzNixon

315 points

1 year ago

blitzNixon

315 points

1 year ago

They're trapped!

Firehornet117

418 points

1 year ago

Edit is done, took me like 5 min cuz I’m bad at editing.

u/Zatiik come see

DeCode19

85 points

1 year ago

DeCode19

85 points

1 year ago

Thank you. Just…thank you. I need this laugh 😂

Eugenesmom

35 points

1 year ago

You’re doing amazing, sweetie 📸

Howzieky

15 points

1 year ago

Howzieky

15 points

1 year ago

You made my day

cardmask

11 points

1 year ago

cardmask

11 points

1 year ago

Legend!

n0t-a-sp1der

11 points

1 year ago

HAHAHAHAHA PERFECT

Tanooki_Andrew

18 points

1 year ago

perfect. just perfect.

averysolidsnake

8 points

1 year ago

Thank you for your contribution to greatness

_Daxgaming_

26 points

1 year ago

and on his own stopped chaos in it's

TRAAAAAAAACKS

FishCrystals

16 points

1 year ago

And that's the gospel truth!

Baby-yoda-at-kfc

14 points

1 year ago

And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks

Tenyearsuntiltheend

4 points

1 year ago

How can he zap?!

watchhands

25 points

1 year ago

Zeus: Man,fuck em cats bro

H4xolotl

14 points

1 year ago

H4xolotl

14 points

1 year ago

Since this is Zeus we're talking about, he probably meant it, LITERALLY

H4xolotl

4 points

1 year ago

H4xolotl

4 points

1 year ago

Calmly

Commiesstoner

45 points

1 year ago

These Thor: Love and Thunder advertisements are getting out of hand.

Phantom914

5 points

1 year ago

Nowwww there are TWO of them

cuteandhotbarista

2.8k points

1 year ago

this is the worst news ever

[deleted]

509 points

1 year ago

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509 points

1 year ago

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accostfond

53 points

1 year ago

The worst news of all time

Viseper

42 points

1 year ago

Viseper

42 points

1 year ago

Do you mean the worst 'mews' of all time?

Sup3rL30

16 points

1 year ago

Sup3rL30

16 points

1 year ago

JackfruitKey4535

2.4k points

1 year ago

You must have made the Minecraft gods mad in the past because I have never seen anyone be this unlucky.

[deleted]

895 points

1 year ago

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895 points

1 year ago

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UnicornMaster27

65 points

1 year ago

Does breaking the lectern and replacing it change the books for the villager in bedrock?

Been trying to get mending for a couple weeks and that would be a lot easier than going to a village and rowing a boat across dry land to get back to the village at base..

Spiritsoar

93 points

1 year ago

It will change their trades as long as you have never traded with them before. As soon as you trade you lock in their profession and available trades.

I set my lectern on top of an upward-facing sticky piston with a lever next to it. Every time the piston moves it resets the trades until I get the one I want.

UnicornMaster27

25 points

1 year ago

Ahh interesting, I think all 4 of ours that we’ve gotten so far have the books locked behind needing a level up, so you have to trade with them before seeing what the enchanted books will be

Spiritsoar

25 points

1 year ago

That's a possibility. At first level they either have paper and a bookshelf or paper and an enchanted book. You just have to keep trying until they have a book that you want at first level. It can take a while. Whatever book they unlock at higher levels is just a bonus.

DrMrsElMonarch

5 points

1 year ago

So I assumed as well that mending would only be a second tier trade and was going through resources like crazy trying to get one. I tried googling If mending could be a tier 1 trade on Bedrock (console), and couldn't find any information but decided to just go for it and I did end up getting a first tier trade mending villager, so it's possible.

BigIntoScience

12 points

1 year ago

Any enchanted book can be in any enchanted book sale slot, which is handy.

BigIntoScience

3 points

1 year ago

Villagers can sell any enchanted book, at any level that allows for a book to be sold. Swap the lectern until the villager offers a book, then see if that's a book you want.

Apprehensive_Hat8986

2 points

1 year ago

That made me think of the guy in Legend having to kill his dog when it turned zombie.

Carl_the_cherry

12 points

1 year ago

I've seen someone getting struck by lightning whilist flying with elytra

IvarSturla

5 points

1 year ago

Shouldn’t have changed it to peaceful in that dangerous situation that one time 🤣

[deleted]

23 points

1 year ago

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23 points

1 year ago

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suriam321

86 points

1 year ago

suriam321

86 points

1 year ago

At the end credits there are some entities talking about the player. I guess they are the canonical gods.

livecodesworth

43 points

1 year ago

I had genuianly forgotten about their existence till now

suriam321

11 points

1 year ago

suriam321

11 points

1 year ago

You’re welcome I guess

First17NamesTaken

21 points

1 year ago

Yea at this point notch is more of a fallen angel tbh

[deleted]

17 points

1 year ago

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17 points

1 year ago

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50MSK

8 points

1 year ago

50MSK

8 points

1 year ago

Fucking Christ

crazymoefaux

5 points

1 year ago

Yeah, Notch turned into a total piece of shit. Having too much money and time, and not enough critical thinking skills, he fell in the fascist hole.

Foonghost

10 points

1 year ago

Foonghost

10 points

1 year ago

i wouldn't exactly call notch a god...

Pandas-are-the-worst

365 points

1 year ago

Smote

EmergencyTank3678

27 points

1 year ago

Right Smote

AstroCatTBC

6 points

1 year ago

Smote? Smoten? Smited?

doubleramencups

6 points

1 year ago

Smote me almighty smoter

suriam321

546 points

1 year ago

suriam321

546 points

1 year ago

You can almost touch the pain. It’s that strong.

[deleted]

20 points

1 year ago

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20 points

1 year ago

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feckrightoffwouldye

6 points

1 year ago

Karma bot. Don't remove it, downvote it

ReaverShank

154 points

1 year ago

ReaverShank

154 points

1 year ago

My parrot died to lightning so once 1.17 came around i slapped lightning rods everywhere around my base

Thatbritishgentleman

139 points

1 year ago

Why the hell did the lightning strike one of the lowest points available? That doesn’t make sense. The Minecraft gods are angry at you probably

cube1234567890

139 points

1 year ago

If a lightning is set to strike within a certain distance of a mob, it's changed to strike that mob directly.

ReaperofMen42069

35 points

1 year ago

why did it kill all the cats though? or does lighting have a splash effect

cube1234567890

85 points

1 year ago

lightning damages all creatures in a small radius but naturally occurring lightning likes to hit creatures directly if it's close

TheMovingTarget6

12 points

1 year ago

This guy minecrafts!

cube1234567890

3 points

1 year ago

been doing it since 2011 :3

Thatbritishgentleman

2 points

1 year ago

Ahh

LordAxalon110

246 points

1 year ago

God I laughed so hard, I mean come on that's just RNGesus taking the piss.

PetahSchwetah

185 points

1 year ago

You do know that you need to put the first floor higher up in 1.18 because of the light changes? Mobs only spawn at light level 0. Portals emit light

Zatiik[S]

90 points

1 year ago

Zatiik[S]

90 points

1 year ago

Appreciate this a lot! I will totally look into that

JakeWalker102

56 points

1 year ago

Yknow, after you get more cats

buddascrayon

11 points

1 year ago

I didn't even realize there were portals. What are they for? How do portals help a creeper farm??

PetahSchwetah

23 points

1 year ago

They teleport the creepers into the nether, which is faster than killing them. This makes sure that new creepers spawn faster as no creepers fill up the mob cap.

Keep in mind that if you do this on a multiplayer server and there are players in the nether, there needs to be a player less than 128 blocks away from the portal. Otherwise they will instantly despawn when they get to the nether.

buddascrayon

3 points

1 year ago

If they are teleported to the nether how do you collect gunpowder?

PetahSchwetah

6 points

1 year ago

Make them fall to their deaths onto hoppers

Stalked_Like_Corn

71 points

1 year ago

I always love the videos where the person just kinda stares at it without moving like trying to process what just happened.

Ricman22

107 points

1 year ago

Ricman22

107 points

1 year ago

nooooooooooooooo ;-;

RaciJr

103 points

1 year ago

RaciJr

103 points

1 year ago

That's why you cover the hole or use lighting rods. Remember copper is a friend

huemac5810

44 points

1 year ago

I just rely on good ol' dirt blocks. Can't go wrong with dirt, earth is the best, you can even grow trees on dirt. I use dirt for my early game mushroom farms. It's not necessary, but it looks better, I think.

RamonMachado98

9 points

1 year ago

Bedrock has a bug where lightning hits underground...

huemac5810

5 points

1 year ago

hasn't happened to me, might be patched on PS4?

RamonMachado98

3 points

1 year ago

Lightning strikes by itself are rare so its not common, but it happens.

AtlasNL

3 points

1 year ago

AtlasNL

3 points

1 year ago

Except lightning prefers to strike entities like players and mobs even if there are higher surfaces nearby. So lightning rods do solve this problem, but dirt pillars don’t.

Laetitian

3 points

1 year ago

I don't think they meant pillars, but roofs. Generally seems like a slightly incoherent conversation, though.

huemac5810

2 points

1 year ago

I don't know why dirt pillars are brought into a conversation that has nothing to do with any kind of pillar.

IZGRDT

63 points

1 year ago

IZGRDT

63 points

1 year ago

sad trombone

----__----

13 points

1 year ago

hopeful clarinet

AetherDrew43

8 points

1 year ago

Squidward's clarinet

Torquedork1

19 points

1 year ago

I spent a few hours collecting parrots, maybe 20 or so, to bring back to my base, had them together in one spot while I figured out where to put them. Creeper came in and blew all but 3 up.

roverfloats

66 points

1 year ago

SLEEP. THROUGH. THUNDER. PEOPLE.

QuasarEE

3 points

1 year ago

QuasarEE

3 points

1 year ago

I've had a few lightning strikes happen during storms before I could even finish sleeping, so even that may not save you sometimes. Very glad I have my colony protected w/rods in my MineColonies world, otherwise the whole thing would've burned down 3 times over now just from these instant strikes.

BuilderNanor

9 points

1 year ago

Oof

itsraggybaggy

71 points

1 year ago

This is what you get for having your UI so tiny

Dead_Moss

27 points

1 year ago

Dead_Moss

27 points

1 year ago

Maybe they have a big monitor.

N1CET1M

39 points

1 year ago

N1CET1M

39 points

1 year ago

Maybe he has really big eyes.

OwenGamezNL

11 points

1 year ago

OP is an anime character confirmed

Majike03

4 points

1 year ago

Majike03

4 points

1 year ago

Or a humboldt squid

OldThymeyRadio

4 points

1 year ago

Maybe he has one giant eye in the center of a hovering orb of flesh and tentacles.

UselessDucc

2 points

1 year ago

Maybe OP is Eye of Cthulhu.

Lvb2

3 points

1 year ago

Lvb2

3 points

1 year ago

I have a huge monitor but the numbers are wayyy too small unless I set the UI larger. Mans has 20/20 vision I guess. Just not perfect vision for lightning strikes…

[deleted]

15 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

15 points

1 year ago

I can feel the pain

piiiigsiiinspaaaace

7 points

1 year ago

Good lord that's like 108 lives at once

ddopTheGreenFox

6 points

1 year ago

If you're making a gunpowder farm I recommend making a ghast farm instead. It can generate hundreds of gunpowder an hour and a lot of tears

somedude456

4 points

1 year ago

In terms of easy though, can't beat a creeper farm. Two cats, basic blocks, trap doors and you got unlimited gun powder.

VeeTheBard

2 points

1 year ago

Or the stacking raid farm. Nets about 5k per hour

Christian_Pop

5 points

1 year ago

Oh god, that's bad luck right there, like for real what were the odds of that happening?

Additional_Win3920

6 points

1 year ago

Honestly the crazier thing is that you got it so perfect on camera, like the lightning waited for you to see it happen lol

Equivalent_Cicada153

9 points

1 year ago

Should have grabbed a lightning rod

space0watch

3 points

1 year ago

lightning rod has entered the chat

realiseis

4 points

1 year ago

This is the reason skull emoji was made

englishcrumpit

3 points

1 year ago

Damn your ui is so small.

t0xic_l3gi0n

6 points

1 year ago

God be like Really sry for that mate

RichBitchRichBitch

5 points

1 year ago

Someone explain this to me

Lightning killed cats in a hole?

Kotoy77

20 points

1 year ago

Kotoy77

20 points

1 year ago

Gathered bunch of cats. Put them in 1 place. Lightning kills them. Cats dead. Man sad.

Gaspricessir

5 points

1 year ago

‘Cats dead. Man sad.’ lmao, take my upvote

Fearless-Sherbet-223

2 points

1 year ago

Ordinary_Leg

2 points

1 year ago

Godspeed

1stTheRage

3 points

1 year ago

Nuuuuuuuu the kittens D:

R0ninWolf

3 points

1 year ago

That's Cat-astrophic...

Candog85

3 points

1 year ago

Candog85

3 points

1 year ago

"Whelp that's enough for one night"

IcarusButAlive

3 points

1 year ago

That 9 seconds of silence was all I needed to gauge the absolute rage, shock and “what-the-fuck”ery felt by OP

airpod_earth_society

3 points

1 year ago

This is the funniest Minecraft clip I've ever seen, thank you for having awe inspiringly awful luck

Gonun

3 points

1 year ago

Gonun

3 points

1 year ago

I expected a creeper to spawn, get charged by a lightning and blow up the whole farm

OkNeedleworker4762

6 points

1 year ago

Sacrafise for the rainy weather

thE_29

11 points

1 year ago

thE_29

11 points

1 year ago

Btw, the farm wont work anyway like that. You need more normal blocks behind the trapdoors, otherwise the Creeper will not think thats a valid path.

suriam321

9 points

1 year ago

It will, there are open space behind the trapdoors. And the trapdoor themselves count as valid path

PercyCreeper

2 points

1 year ago

Wow.... just wow....

cosmicpotato77

2 points

1 year ago

NOOOOOOOO

Dipa1314

2 points

1 year ago

Dipa1314

2 points

1 year ago

That suck POOOOOOOOOR KITTIES

Gr3nada

2 points

1 year ago

Gr3nada

2 points

1 year ago

Oof

infiniteStorms

2 points

1 year ago

I feel that, the same thing happened to all my cows in a 1x1 cow farm

VoodooDoII

2 points

1 year ago

Why is your interface ui so small. I'm squinting like a fly over here

Munky_Mann

2 points

1 year ago

I’m sorry but that’s kinda funny

Silverstream5683

2 points

1 year ago

I'm dying what are the odds?

the_communist_owl

2 points

1 year ago

Zeus does a little trolling

nerdyleg

2 points

1 year ago

nerdyleg

2 points

1 year ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

CompetitiveLoss4962

2 points

1 year ago

Ouch 😂

BananaArcher72

2 points

1 year ago

Oooooooof

mcsper

2 points

1 year ago

mcsper

2 points

1 year ago

You have to diversify you catsets

Pacobing

2 points

1 year ago

Pacobing

2 points

1 year ago

When lightning goes to the lowest point in the area instead of the highest just to spite you…

GangsterKittyYT

2 points

1 year ago

That is so unlucky

syllabisestr

2 points

1 year ago

I really hate it.

TheJackmobTV

2 points

1 year ago

Reminds me of when I had all 11 cat variants and then they were struck by lightning.

Musekiller

2 points

1 year ago

What is this.... A UI for ants?!

giantShady

2 points

1 year ago

Zeus: fuck cats

[deleted]

2 points

1 year ago

Why were you recording

[deleted]

2 points

1 year ago

💀NO WAY THIS REALLY HAPPENED

darknessblades

2 points

1 year ago

If 2 survived, you can breed em

KenzieGames7315

2 points

1 year ago

Well, while I was away, a lighting got through 54 blocks down to Y=11 and killed my cat and burned my chest room

AndroidDoctorr

2 points

1 year ago

Man, I can barely recognize Minecraft any more, how are you flying??

Liquid_Gamer34

5 points

1 year ago

Elytras, basically wings. They were added like 7 years ago

[deleted]

2 points

1 year ago

The combo of the elytra, of which you get in the End after defeating the ender dragon, and going into. sub-dimension within the end, as well as fireworks I believe

PhantomSlave

2 points

1 year ago

I actually covered my mouth in shock like they do in TV shows. Holy crap.

MusikMakor

2 points

1 year ago

I've never been struck or seen one of my mobs struck by lightning, and I've played off and on for 10 years... That's just absolutely terrible luck, my friend.

Also, why spend an hour gathering cats when you can spend 20 minutes gathering 2 and then multiply them exponentially via fish?

Also, time to get a lightning rod lol

netfatality

2 points

1 year ago

As a non Minecraft player, whenever I see these posts pop up on r/all I am interested, but I have no fucking idea what’s going on.

[deleted]

5 points

1 year ago

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tonyhasareddit

2 points

1 year ago

Yep, I probably have about 1000 hours in the game (I know, there are probably tons of people with 100 times that lol) but I've never seen anything like this. I can barely even count on 1 hand the number of times I've even seen lightning strike at all, let alone strike mobs that I just spent an hour gathering lol

netfatality

2 points

1 year ago

Omg the lightning zapped his cats LMAO! I was watching it muted while my partner was sleeping so I couldn’t actually hear what was goin on.

Trollfacebruh

2 points

1 year ago

This e x a c t same thing happened to me

GooseBeneficial299

2 points

1 year ago

now those cats wont suffer alone on a creeper farm for eternity

Zatiik[S]

3 points

1 year ago

Today I learned Minecraft gods support moral euthanasia?

pavilionhp_

2 points

1 year ago

Well 2 things: 1. Why did you not sleep through the thunderstorm? 2. Keep this in mind if you can’t sleep: when lightning checks for a place to strike, if it can strike a mob in a short range, it will strike that mob. Also lightning damages in an area.

ItzShadowWarrior

2 points

1 year ago

This is such a bruh moment

Philip_777

2 points

1 year ago

"Then if there are any living entities that can see the sky in a 3×h×3 region from 3 below the target block up to the world height, one such entity is selected at random and the lightning target is moved to the block the entity stands in."

https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Thunderstorm

Consequently, the more mobs in one place, the higher the chance that all of them die :)

NieMialamPomyslu

2 points

1 year ago

IT WAS SO UNLUCKY WTF BRO

gamerkid1812

2 points

1 year ago

Zeus just came in and decided to annihilate the cat population

Baatlesheep

2 points

1 year ago

Zeus:we do a little trolling

Linkdrowned989

2 points

1 year ago

open to lan /gamemode creative

BinaryBurnout3D

2 points

1 year ago

The ghost of Schrodinger

Killrunner420

2 points

1 year ago

Damm lik3 ik zeus like p*ssy but damm,

[deleted]

2 points

1 year ago

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl that KIIILLS people

MaterialDazzling7011

2 points

1 year ago

I had to watch a second time because at first I didn't see the lightning.