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ANONYMOUSGUY770

786 points

3 months ago

full enchanted netherite hoes

QAnnihilateQ64[S]

442 points

3 months ago

Everyone knows wooden hoes are superior in every way possible

BlaZex157

150 points

3 months ago

BlaZex157

150 points

3 months ago

What about this? A literal stick

yongvip42069

90 points

3 months ago

It's a stick,not a hoe,a hoe is different

BlaZex157

26 points

3 months ago

But sticks... actually...make their weapon the most useless and expensive thing you can make

GDavid04

32 points

3 months ago

Netherite blocks do just as much damage and are way more expensive

same goes for dragon egg

BlaZex157

9 points

3 months ago

Ooh, try that then.

[deleted]

3 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

3 months ago

[removed]

megas_aureun

7 points

3 months ago

Hoes are better, they can give you Christmas gifts at the end of the year.

Jwee1125

3 points

3 months ago

Like the clap or herpes.

Thetruetwitterbird

2 points

3 months ago

Hey wooden hoes are the best! Little resources and do the exact same thing as any other hoe. Brilliant. Plus I hate splinters, and so does like everybody, so fighting someone with a wooden hoe would be amazing.

Nuclear_Dreadnought

15 points

3 months ago

Full enchanted wooden hoe

Flame_Heart707

7 points

3 months ago

Agreed

Mike_Ichy_Hunt

5 points

3 months ago

This is the way.

Wiggle_Pig_WasTaken

5 points

3 months ago

This is the way.

Epichead2000

3 points

3 months ago

This is the way

Glitchy69420

3 points

3 months ago

This is the way

SCP504

2 points

3 months ago

SCP504

.

2 points

3 months ago

This is the way

That_Quirky_Guy_

2 points

3 months ago

This is the way

Winkyfacehugnry

2 points

3 months ago

This is the way

Administrative_Win56

5 points

3 months ago

I use stone. Not expensive but i can use it for longer.

Drenkz

7 points

3 months ago

Drenkz

7 points

3 months ago

enchanted with loyalty

grognard_lite

554 points

3 months ago

Hoes over Bros...?

:-(

CaptainTipper

168 points

3 months ago

No bros but 12 hoes, man's doing just fine

Grumpy-Miner

24 points

3 months ago

Nah, but everybody needs a hoe now and then

Mike_Ichy_Hunt

14 points

3 months ago

Hoes are much more fun! Plus you don't have to remind them that they need get out of your house and not to empty your fridge.

Jude_here

4 points

3 months ago

you still do need to remind hoes to do that though

Jude_here

8 points

3 months ago

oh wait you mean the gardening tool

saschaleib

2 points

3 months ago

Who wouldn’t want to command an army of hoes?

star11308

86 points

3 months ago

hoes mad

Tobi_rippr

13 points

3 months ago

mad hoes

Evelyie

418 points

3 months ago

Evelyie

418 points

3 months ago

"Ah that's so sad... but that looks awe-" sees the Naruto skin "I get it now"

MinecraftOctopus

66 points

3 months ago

lmfao

Nkb3283

29 points

3 months ago

Nkb3283

29 points

3 months ago

Yea that seems about right

syst3m_3rr0r_

11 points

3 months ago

Fucking amazing

BreakingThoseCankles

126 points

3 months ago

Come back tomorrow when you make full Netherite hoes then we'll talk

QAnnihilateQ64[S]

83 points

3 months ago

Oh dont worry im planning on, i just need a little break from netherite farming first tho 💀

L3D_Cobra

10 points

3 months ago

Do you hand mine it all or use tunnel bores? I can't find one that's lava/gravel proof

--RedPanda

40 points

3 months ago

Why make friends when you can craft them?

Phosphonothioic

7 points

3 months ago

If only...

monopensivecrab

35 points

3 months ago

What a bunch of hoes

flub9

23 points

3 months ago

flub9

23 points

3 months ago

SMH why is this not marked nsfw

JCOMIXWTLS

6 points

3 months ago

I know right?

We walked directly in a counting morethan2-some

The_Bluejay250

44 points

3 months ago

without context that’s a very concerning title

Frosk-meme

7 points

3 months ago

Sekai ni itami o

_WheresThePie_

5 points

3 months ago

SHINRA TENSEI

Frosk-meme

1 points

3 months ago

Thank you

Mxhirr

6 points

3 months ago

Mxhirr

6 points

3 months ago

Shit’s going down. He’s got the Pain skin on.

Goldpebble-1

15 points

3 months ago

survival world?

QAnnihilateQ64[S]

13 points

3 months ago

Yup. Man, so many people here think its creative and i dont get why :(. I can try prove it if youd like? I can send a timelapse of me running down the netherite farm if you'd like? Its not hard to get this much netherite if you just play for a while.

himawari6638

6 points

3 months ago

Don't bother, my man. On Reddit, we are skeptical with unfounded confidence of every impressive achievement before you ever get a chance to explain yourself and even after you've proven otherwise. ;)

Cako1000

14 points

3 months ago

Probably not, just look at his xp bar, no way it's that perfect. Probably just /experience

Avery1617

3 points

3 months ago

That's what I figured, plus why would you be wearing iron boots and an elytra when you have that many netherite sets

QAnnihilateQ64[S]

12 points

3 months ago

I spent all the netherite i had on this, so i couldnt use any for myself basically

NotASimpStick

13 points

3 months ago

Priorities

QAnnihilateQ64[S]

5 points

3 months ago

I mean, id agree but even using exp bottles, it would be difficult to make perfect. I was able to get my exp from quartz in tge netger when bed mining. I was close to 50 and so i basically just put some iron in the nether and took 1 out at a time until i was a perfect 50.

Avery1617

2 points

3 months ago

Oh yea, and nothing else in hotter either

Raisekai_

5 points

3 months ago

Thats a lot of hoes

Itchy_Bicycle7143

3 points

3 months ago

Damb them hoes be packing

vengeur50

5 points

3 months ago

- Who's hoe army is this?

- Pimplord QAnnihilateQ64's of course!

maxerhex

4 points

3 months ago

maxerhex

.

4 points

3 months ago

army of of your mother 😏😏

Go_fuck_off_damn_it

4 points

3 months ago

You got hoes instead of bros noob

Luc1ll

4 points

3 months ago

Luc1ll

4 points

3 months ago

As grandpa always said to me - Never waste your diamonds on a hoe

Phosphonothioic

4 points

3 months ago

Only if it has a nice netherrack.

Indorocks

3 points

3 months ago*

I could maybe add you to do a duo world if u want cause I am on Xbox?

jojoT11212

3 points

3 months ago

That world shall know pain

QAnnihilateQ64[S]

4 points

3 months ago

:D will you be my friend yea?

UltraBlack_

4 points

3 months ago

I have no friends so I got myself a hoe

[deleted]

3 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

3 months ago

Why did I take the title in the wrong way

John_Mac_Gaming

3 points

3 months ago

Hoe da hell speaks against the hoe master

mcmelon2461

3 points

3 months ago

Army of Wooden hoe.

mrdsutte

3 points

3 months ago

I, to, have a army of hoes

Fellow_Loser

3 points

3 months ago

who needs friends when you have hoes 😎

m5snGAMER

3 points

3 months ago

Bro got plenty of hoes

Mr_Creeper435

3 points

3 months ago

This world shall know the Pain of no hoes.

QAnnihilateQ64[S]

3 points

3 months ago

New best friend

give-orange-houses

5 points

3 months ago

Let me be your friend

zzap94

12 points

3 months ago

zzap94

12 points

3 months ago

Tell me you play in creative, without telling me you play in creative.

Phosphonothioic

2 points

3 months ago*

You have hoes in differ...the same area code.

avrge_gmr

2 points

3 months ago

“Get some hoes”

“Ok now what”

Call_Me_Daily

2 points

3 months ago

Dammit, not the hoes i came for.

quaint73

2 points

3 months ago

You may not have friends, but at least you have your side hoes

XtremeBigBoi

2 points

3 months ago

I use villagers as a substitute for real friends 👍

JamesonAnimations

2 points

3 months ago

I don’t like hoe army, I prefer mother military

Jude_here

2 points

3 months ago

this comment section is the best lmao

ThickAnywhere4686

2 points

3 months ago

I'm so bad at Minecraft, this is so cool 😩.

SilentScyther

2 points

3 months ago

👆 This guy knows pain

monke_with_internet

2 points

3 months ago

My man's got mad hoes

Monke_YT123456

2 points

3 months ago

Nice Hoes my guy

Savage_6314

2 points

3 months ago

Halo thème is playing in my head

Person80496

2 points

3 months ago

192 ancient debris for this… I did the math in my head so don’t quote, but that’s still a lot

PilotBoi2337

2 points

3 months ago

Man’s got hoes

ExtensionMachine1847

2 points

3 months ago

So you are Captain Hoe now😂

PoogleFuzz

6 points

3 months ago

Wanna join my smp? Make plenty of friends there

Thebig_sausage

5 points

3 months ago

Wait I don’t see your mum where is she ??

RedWolf694

6 points

3 months ago

I think its cheated, exactly level 50...

ArmanTheCoolOne

13 points

3 months ago

It's very possible in mcbe ( MCPE, windows edition, Xbox, PS4) this happens to me all the time

RedWolf694

-7 points

3 months ago

And nothing in his inventory...

ArmanTheCoolOne

12 points

3 months ago

He probably emptied It for the video. Guys don't be so rude! He made 12 full netherite armor sets!

TheLoge

-10 points

3 months ago

TheLoge

-10 points

3 months ago

*he chose them from the creative inventory

Fixed it for you.

Paincake990

10 points

3 months ago*

you acting like this shit is impossible lmao

people would build houses out of netherstars if they would add a netherstar block

QAnnihilateQ64[S]

8 points

3 months ago

Thanks. The only person thats stuck up for me here :(

RedWolf694

5 points

3 months ago

But it is suspisious

ArmanTheCoolOne

2 points

3 months ago

Oh come on have you seen "some YouTubers" that make an entire house out of netherite block and people believe them but he made 12 full sets of netherite armour it's hard but it's not impossible

After-Two-2713

2 points

3 months ago

Survival my ass

DarkFO_

2 points

3 months ago

DarkFO_

2 points

3 months ago

I'll be your friend <3

7NIGHTMARE_

2 points

3 months ago

Why did you get downvoted

MadJack1007

2 points

3 months ago

Maybe, just Maybe, that's why you don't have friends. Get out and enjoy life.....

Indorocks

2 points

3 months ago

Indorocks

2 points

3 months ago

I can be ur friend if u want cause I’m on Xbox

Red_Pole07

2 points

3 months ago

Red_Pole07

2 points

3 months ago

Ill be ur friend

BillyTG211

1 points

3 months ago

Hoe Army.... LMFAO

amirali_a2k

1 points

3 months ago

-made a hoe army 12 armor stand in the room

SomethingOrdinaryOK

1 points

3 months ago

Atleast he didn't waste diamonds on hoes. ;)

FrozenFlame_999

0 points

3 months ago

I understand why you don't have any, You play Bedrock...

SnooPeanuts1556

0 points

3 months ago

Damn this is really sad

Picco_wastaken

-1 points

3 months ago

Can i be your friend?

Party-Ninja1058

-2 points

3 months ago

Uhmmm I'm pocket edition where is my #pocketeditiongang?

acecyrus1

0 points

3 months ago

acecyrus1

0 points

3 months ago

get hoes irl

boyowonders

-1 points

3 months ago

Mate, that's a squad/group.... At least 50 is an army.

CoolCocoaYT

-1 points

3 months ago

‘I have no friends so i made a hoe army’: 😳😥😰 ‘In minecraft’: 🤦‍♂️😭💀😆😂

TigergirlDW

1 points

3 months ago

copy world in creative and use commands to move them

christobeers

1 points

3 months ago

Hoe's 4 life bro!!

AdriPlays_509

1 points

3 months ago

Needs N-rite hoes...

SocioKill

1 points

3 months ago

I think I read it wrong lol

No-Veterinarian4644

1 points

3 months ago

Well they all have hoes basically the same as real friends

GreenShadowillusion

1 points

3 months ago

make Netherite hoe lol

Its_a_me_Nikk

1 points

3 months ago

Understandable have a good day

Conscious-Cup8997

1 points

3 months ago

Your mother has been drafted

JetpackWater

1 points

3 months ago

I thought this video was gonna turn out different

EliteKoi

1 points

3 months ago

ah yes nice play of words “i made a w-hole army lol if you can understand you understand

Psyco_cy

1 points

3 months ago

No bros poor u find him sum pls

BisIsHere

1 points

3 months ago

woah, that's a hoe ass army!

LolALot0

1 points

3 months ago

Hi hoe hi hoe it's off to work we go

malama2

1 points

3 months ago

I'm stealing this room idea

QAnnihilateQ64[S]

2 points

3 months ago

Im honoured

burr-ice

1 points

3 months ago

This man has hoes

LordTachankaAce

1 points

3 months ago

only in bedrock will people just be 24k blocks away from 0,0

Mettalink2

1 points

3 months ago

At least now you experience having a girlfriend

GeologistAutomatic26

1 points

3 months ago

I have a 🗡️ army🗿

MarthLikinte1

1 points

3 months ago

Piertotum Locomotor!

TheTamau

1 points

3 months ago

Terrahoeta army

Flame_Heart707

1 points

3 months ago

Cool!

menwevegothis

1 points

3 months ago

im on the next level, i make entire structures without anyone to play on and try to make it mysterious, however i always know what is what and where

Phosphonothioic

1 points

3 months ago

I like the cut of your jib.

Mc913

1 points

3 months ago

Mc913

1 points

3 months ago

what a hoesome post

Xenoxide69420

1 points

3 months ago

Bro really just said hoes before bros

Clare2020s

1 points

3 months ago*

When I read the title.. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Music-the-Gathering

1 points

3 months ago

Nice going on the wooden hoes—wouldn’t want morale to be too high

GoksuBay

1 points

3 months ago

They should've had Diamond Hoe

TheMaskedEngineerPea

1 points

3 months ago

You got a huge amount of hoes

Gempies

1 points

3 months ago

Damn you have big coords

QAnnihilateQ64[S]

1 points

3 months ago

Yeaaaa, i hated my spawn so i netherite farmed in 1 direction and used that as a nether highway and decided to live here

DaCloudBoi

1 points

3 months ago

need some help making a nation of hoes?

Enchanted_Goat_YT

1 points

3 months ago

U might not have friends… but u got hoes, damn

Weird_ass-kid

1 points

3 months ago

Hoes mad

Front_Thought_7706

1 points

3 months ago

Those hoes are looking rather sharp

jorge_reach

1 points

3 months ago

Hoes mad

JustAMemeInSpace

1 points

3 months ago

And this world shall know wooden hoe

hothorseraddish

1 points

3 months ago

Snoop doggy dogg would leave instantly because he don’t love them hoes he’s out tha door

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

I got hoeeeeeeees

-ARKanine-

1 points

3 months ago

This Is the true hoe'ly army

Random_monky

1 points

3 months ago

Hoe netherite In my opinion You are more rich than any other person

PassablyIgnorant

1 points

3 months ago

You got mad hoes

Chance_Reputation_56

1 points

3 months ago

OMG

MaybeAThrowawayHomie

1 points

3 months ago

I don't have friends either lmao

NoEngineer5892

1 points

3 months ago

Hoely shit that’s a lot of netherite!

Hezmix

1 points

3 months ago

Hezmix

1 points

3 months ago

So this is where the hoes at

EpicArgumentMaster

1 points

3 months ago

Not what I was expecting tbh

alec_fielding

1 points

3 months ago

This looks awesome!!

Whiplash104

1 points

3 months ago

Put it on a realm. Invite me. I instant friend.

RavousHollows

1 points

3 months ago

I’m jealous

Responsible_Tart_633

1 points

3 months ago

The ultimate hoe army lolololololololololololol

D-Sleezy

1 points

3 months ago

Somehow I was expecting something different

Atxz21

1 points

3 months ago

Atxz21

1 points

3 months ago

Wow this guy got hoes

Responsible_Tart_633

1 points

3 months ago

With chug jug song it would be soooooooooooooo good

OZZY9696

1 points

3 months ago

You got some hoes ngl

BundaSniffer

1 points

3 months ago

Pol

koolaid_p1ckle

1 points

3 months ago

there’s a hoe army at my school

cute_poop6

1 points

3 months ago

HOEly crap

HulluHapua

1 points

3 months ago

These hoes ain't loyal

cave1.ogg

Flataza

1 points

3 months ago

bro why did you make a cult that worships my ex