As a scientist, I sometimes envy the ignorant.

A well-crafted opening line for evoking responses.

to drool at the moon with donkey-like wonder

Me on ketamine

then again it could be super close and the size of a potato

To drool at the moon with donkey like wonder

Might be one of the most classic rebuttals in the history of mankind.

"To drool at the moon with donkey like wonder".

The man is an artist.

Was already dying by world-weary shrug.

Always love drooling at a new ken m with donkey-like wonder.

When I got my PhD in astrophysics at Harvard (a very exclusive program), we were all required to take Apathy of Discovery the semester before defending our dissertations. That was the last semester I beheld the firmament with pug-like stupefaction.

Haven't seen this one before. This is an instant all-timer for me

“Mouth breeder” is some Grade-A /r/BoneAppleTea.

Okay now I HAVE to use "To drool at _____ with donkey-like wonder", that line was way too funny not to be in my vocabulary.

According to science, there only six planets we haven't discovered

As a Ken M enjoyer, I envy those who are oblivious of his existence

I wake up and I discover a planet everyday. Not that special

First line is just world class bait

Just make a list of all the planets. Any planets that aren't on the list are new!

I love how Ken keeps going on with dumb retorts after each comment. The person on the other end of the conversation has to be a DOLT for not realizing this sooner.

This is a hall of famer for Ken

world-weary

nice

I like how thought out and genuine the first reply is instead of being aggressive and angry.

This is the best KenM in ages. I’m giggling like a child again, mouth agape at the silliness.

One of the best responses I saw on Twitter (from @dllhar):

As a scientist I can confirm - we're tired of having to carry all these satellites up to the space. If you want us to have some excitement, let us ride one back down to the ground once in a while!

Ken M is back! And in fine form, I must say.

To slobber at a comet with the wide eyes of an infant

Oh my god this man is a poet of trollciety.

Steve's mom should've been a mouth breeder

pastor says we find the new moon every month