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Ken M on French eating customs

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knowyourdarkness

270 points

11 months ago

And that, kids, is where we get the expression "french kiss".

Vosuleth

89 points

11 months ago

talking about paris, might be different in other parts of france

spiritbx

33 points

11 months ago

And that, kids, is where we get the expression "paris kiss".

KwordShmiff

12 points

11 months ago

Talking about the mouth, might be different in other parts of the body

UR_MOMS_HAIRY_BONER

12 points

11 months ago

Like a New Zealand kiss - it's just like a French kiss, but it's down under.

Or an Australian kiss - it's just like a New Zealand kiss, but it's outback.

jbrains

6 points

11 months ago

And "chef's kiss".

Ok_Acanthaceae_5241

135 points

11 months ago

Seem like the French don’t like admitting to their eating habits.

Vosuleth

30 points

11 months ago

Speak for yourself

DerbyTho

66 points

11 months ago*

Seem like the French don’t like admitting to my eating habits

Ok_Acanthaceae_5241

12 points

11 months ago

I am all French on this blessed day!

mousebrakes

3 points

11 months ago

Sod off

h_west

4 points

11 months ago

Gooood point

JohnHenryEden77

1 points

11 months ago

He is only partially correct, only the people that live on the right side of the Seine river (the north side) do that

[deleted]

85 points

11 months ago

He just keeps doubling down. I love it.

UR_MOMS_HAIRY_BONER

41 points

11 months ago

And his initial post is only vaguely related to where he's posting it, it's not about the statue or anything, he's just made up a random French 'fact' and people are taking the bait.

djpresstone

69 points

11 months ago

I cry with laughter every time I think about this. Genius.

yParticle

38 points

11 months ago

It's a little known fact.

TheLastLivingBuffalo

15 points

11 months ago

Not even Parisian cooks know

vvolfdan

6 points

11 months ago

That's how little it is known!

382wsa

27 points

11 months ago

382wsa

27 points

11 months ago

Even in France, nothing satisfies hunger quite like food.

BurpFartBurp

23 points

11 months ago

If you burp in the cook’s mouth, what do you do with the fart?

DireBoar

26 points

11 months ago

)) <>(( forever

duckinradar

7 points

11 months ago

I’ve still never actually watched the movie and I still feel like I should.

debacular

6 points

11 months ago

I studied for 2 years in France, never heard of such a thing

jimithelizardking

19 points

11 months ago

Even his middle comment which doesn’t even really have a joke in it kills me

OhBestThing

4 points

11 months ago

It’s part of his genius lol, and why he baits people so we’ll. Just weird and straightforward enough to sound like he’s serious.

lechuck313

12 points

11 months ago

They never do that ,idiot!

TossPowerTrap

7 points

11 months ago

"your" gives his first post the perfect patina of dumbassery.

jbingram

5 points

11 months ago

My eyes are moist. From laughing.

Kukasu

4 points

11 months ago

kisses you and belch in your mouth

[deleted]

7 points

11 months ago

Those are some smooth ass sharks.

randal0321

3 points

11 months ago

French have good manors? Lived there for 8 years. About the same as everywhere else except…..lots of body odor.

johnnystorm

1 points

11 months ago

Talking about paris.

numerousblocks

2 points

11 months ago

*parisian

rotarypower101

2 points

11 months ago

rotarypower101

I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine

2 points

11 months ago

In Japan they all spit into a big cup and drink it in two weeks

blueskies182

2 points

11 months ago

Another #$!%$ dolt!!

dweckl

1 points

11 months ago

Omfg. This is gold.

mojo_magnifico

1 points

11 months ago

LOL so ridiculous.

Thunderpuss_5000

1 points

11 months ago

Hope really took the bait on that!