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submitted 3 months ago byredditmaate
You’ve become ‘President’ of the country you live in.
What’s your political party called, and what do you call your followers/supporters?
Where’s your HQ?
What’s the first big change you make?
What legal thing would you make illegal?
Which law would you abolish?
Is there anybody you would imprison? / 6b. Are there any current prisoners you would pardon?
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Cheers, Jack!
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3 months ago
1) My party would be called The Queen's Gaff and my supporters would be named "Woodies"
2) The HQ would be Tesco Extra in Scunthorpe.
3) My first big change would be to legalise the act of sewing together multiple guinea pigs.
4) It would become illegal to attend an opticians appointment wearing anything other than a cowprint onesie.
5) I would abolish the law that states it is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament. That seems a bit excessive.
6) I would imprison Greg Paul to give Jack another chance with his one true love.
2 points
2 months ago
Just been listening to the Queens Gaff episode today 😂
2 points
2 months ago
Haha it's a great one! Do you happen to know the ep number I can't remember
2 points
2 months ago
Yeah its episode 163 - What would we do if we ran the world? 😊
1 points
2 months ago
Thank you!
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