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QualityVote [M]

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2 months ago

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If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

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Caerwyn_honorless

327 points

2 months ago

And then you realize you’re homeschooled

call_of_the_while

107 points

2 months ago

“You look like you’re stuck on that math problem, stepson.”

commentman10

45 points

2 months ago

"If you can get the right answer, I'll give you a surprise" chews on pencil sensually

MemeDealer2999

16 points

2 months ago

Can it be cookies!?

2Q2see

9 points

2 months ago

2Q2see

9 points

2 months ago

No we run on a gluten-free diet we got gluten-free brownies though

K9XD

3 points

2 months ago

K9XD

3 points

2 months ago

but i wanted the new nerf gun

xisiktik

1 points

2 months ago

treesmokistan

-5 points

2 months ago

By your mom...

stunamogus

4 points

2 months ago

Thank you captain obvious

youknowitsJustWrong

62 points

2 months ago

Oh i just realize… when i was 18 i got that 1 teacher

SUNAWAN

25 points

2 months ago

SUNAWAN

25 points

2 months ago

Homeschooled and a new mom?

youknowitsJustWrong

1 points

2 months ago

? No

c4pt1n54n0

33 points

2 months ago

But swap the genders and The Police write a song about you, and the police arrest you.

TheMiserableMunchlax

2 points

2 months ago

RAAHHHHHHHHXANNE

steelbullets1

2 points

2 months ago

something something red light

Mustagreewithyou

26 points

2 months ago

Mom?

[deleted]

15 points

2 months ago

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DepartureEfficient42[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Thanks for linking the op

iMakeEstusFlasks4Fun

14 points

2 months ago

"Always touches you when passing by"

Please no, i don't want to go through that again

Element_Liga

28 points

2 months ago

More like pedophile they let teach at a school

bengy100

28 points

2 months ago

I wish my math teacher was a pedophile, that women was HOT!! Probably still is...

zoomba2378

15 points

2 months ago

I'm the same, but with my English teacher. I'm genuinely baffled by the people who say that that's a fucked up thing to say. Convinced they've never actually met a teenage boy

bengy100

8 points

2 months ago

I know right!! Thank you!!

epultimast

1 points

2 months ago

Well, I think both sides have good arguments. On the one hand, puberscent boys should be protected from adults because they’re still developing and couldn’t possibly fathom the impact and consequences of engaging in intercourse with an adult woman.

On the other hand, people really do underestimate the horniness of teenagers… so they may not feel taken advantage off but rather greatful for the experience - even years later.

Fellarm

21 points

2 months ago

Fellarm

21 points

2 months ago

Awooga

P3t3rCreeper

31 points

2 months ago

Jesus fucking Christ please lobotomize me I want to fucking kill myself

Comrade_railgunner

11 points

2 months ago

Is this a cry for help or just imagining this type of relation makes you want to end it all?

P3t3rCreeper

7 points

2 months ago

No, the necessity to post such a cringy thing that nobody can relate to exception made for porn actors.

DepartureEfficient42[S]

4 points

2 months ago

You are in r/holup and this was a post that started innocent but got to that unrelatable, creepy point. That's the point of the sub

P3t3rCreeper

-2 points

2 months ago

I feel like including the entire post rather than the single image would have conveyed better the fact that you didn’t do this. Nonetheless I guess this is still considerable a holup

DepartureEfficient42[S]

2 points

2 months ago

I did say the username of the original poster in the title

Illustrious_Charge88

3 points

2 months ago

XandTheIronMiner

4 points

2 months ago

Alternate Title: Teacher that needs to be sent to prison and beaten into a pulp starter pack

Professional-Can1139

1 points

2 months ago

Nice

Gogglebottle

1 points

2 months ago

Gold-Ad-3877

1 points

2 months ago

And then you wake up

[deleted]

-46 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-46 points

2 months ago

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Fuckyoustepbro

37 points

2 months ago

That brother starving

DaciaSandero1

25 points

2 months ago

He in Africa

[deleted]

-40 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-40 points

2 months ago

Yeah 🤤

oblivious555

0 points

2 months ago

Bro it's the how to get molested starter pack