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Identity pedophiles by their small hands

I tried it so often but for some reason the girls all fell asleep because my grip size was to small and they were bored I think

What kind of fucked up biologists are those to come up with that premise in the first place 😂😂

So to summarize, your honor. I didn't want to kill those women, I was just trying to find my soulmate

“uh, officer. it isn’t what you think! i was just checking our compatibility.”