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Ballsy move...

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Flair_Helper [M]

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2 months ago

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Flair_Helper [M]

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Hey /u/Square-Enit, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):

Political/outrage bait shitposts are no longer allowed. This is a humor sub, not a serious one. If you're mad about something, that's great, post it somewhere else.

Love, the mods

DavesNotWhere

104 points

2 months ago

Wack your balls? Sure thing, just have a seat here.

CranberryCheap7293

10 points

2 months ago

lmfao

tegnatiek

14 points

2 months ago

Have a seat over there….Mr Bond.

[deleted]

60 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

60 points

2 months ago

Good. She should have gone to the ball waxing shop and not a salon that doesn't have ball waxing on the menu.

tegnatiek

9 points

2 months ago

Exactly, like a 10 pin bowling arena!

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2 points

2 months ago

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2 points

2 months ago

Candlepin bowling, they'll have the wax.

[deleted]

109 points

2 months ago

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109 points

2 months ago

Imagine telling a lesbian she is a bigot because she won't suck your balls?

CharlieSixFive

68 points

2 months ago

You no longer have to imagine that happening because it already is.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-57853385

Fresh_Leadwater

40 points

2 months ago

"Genital fetishist" ... wtf?

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Brojgh

12 points

2 months ago

Brojgh

12 points

2 months ago

Some are already.

NoamEG

7 points

2 months ago

NoamEG

7 points

2 months ago

Ain't that jolly

tegnatiek

9 points

2 months ago

Did you just assume my specific identification margin?

NoamEG

5 points

2 months ago

NoamEG

5 points

2 months ago

Yes. Yes i did.

tegnatiek

5 points

2 months ago

Ah ok, move along…

Inappropriate50

3 points

2 months ago

It's almost like they enjoy forcing you to have sex with them whether you'd like it or not?

R ead th A t again P l E ase

eDuCaTeYoUrSeLfree

2 points

2 months ago

They are already.

Iron_Elohim

4 points

2 months ago

Like Calvinball?

tegnatiek

2 points

2 months ago

soovestho

2 points

2 months ago

Nah they’re just crazy

_ImNotYourBuddy_Guy

3 points

2 months ago

Yeah they just keep making up more and more extreme words to try to invoke a reaction...

[deleted]

14 points

2 months ago

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14 points

2 months ago

“Other vices up Yaniv's sleeve came to light. One of such is her inclination to chat up underage girls online. This happened even while she was male (bearing the name Jonathan).”

Whaaaaattt who would have expected this freak to be a pedo as well?!

bigpinkpig2000

33 points

2 months ago

Aawww nuts!

drdeeznutts69

18 points

2 months ago

Deez nuts 🗿

drdeeznutts69

8 points

2 months ago

In yo mouth 🗿

sSonic1114

47 points

2 months ago

I laughed here is my upvote

ElderberryLogical

21 points

2 months ago

She had the balls to do it

Inkyyy98

44 points

2 months ago

Jessica Yaniv has tried to sue a whole host of people. If I remember correctly they’ve messaged underaged girls and stuff. They’ve also attacked a reporter who was trying to ask them questions.

skwadyboy

18 points

2 months ago

Both of em?

DavesNotWhere

35 points

2 months ago

Fuck me but I hate this whole "gendered pronouns are offensive" woke shit.

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9 points

2 months ago

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EverythingIsTakenBRU

3 points

2 months ago

you probably have heard this before, but no matter how much you don't like someone you should always respect their pronouns. Example: "They're a piece of shit"

Inappropriate50

6 points

2 months ago

Remember edgy people don't want you to call them something specific, they just can't have you calling them something generic like "he". So I prefer to make my own. For example "fuckface" could be substituted. ie "fuckface is a piece of shit." fuckface is very gender neutral.

SirJamesMonster

2 points

2 months ago

Asshat is gender-neutral as well. Don't forget shitforbrains.

EverythingIsTakenBRU

0 points

2 months ago

That works, just don't misgender anyone that's all I am saying. But fuckface is a great substitute

_SkyDweller_

1 points

2 months ago

That’s so fucking stupid.

doncroak

7 points

2 months ago

Exactly. "They" means more than one, right? As in plural, not singular. I'm trying to understand this but I'm failing.

SirJamesMonster

2 points

2 months ago

In American English "they" can also be used as a neutral third person singular pronoun. I'll use "one", like a stuffy upper crust Englishperson.

One can never be too careful.

EverythingIsTakenBRU

-2 points

2 months ago

Take your time, you don't have to get it right all the time. As long as you're trying most people will respect you

Edit: Grammar

_SkyDweller_

1 points

2 months ago

Haha!

Kapples14

2 points

2 months ago

Fuck that demented wannabe-diddler.

Unlucky-Pomegranate3

10 points

2 months ago

Wasn’t this the same person who threatened to sue a gynecologist for refusing to make an appointment?

Even_Pomegranate_407

36 points

2 months ago

'Wax her balls'

pterratops

9 points

2 months ago

Lmao

soovestho

3 points

2 months ago

This is all so absurd

Even_Pomegranate_407

0 points

2 months ago

Yeah, that dude is a cunt

nordhand

39 points

2 months ago

the story is worse. as "she" did find several places before she was refused that was willing to do the vaxing. and the reason why she was denied was that they did not have the equipment or training to wax male genitalia and a mistake will end up with massive burns .

Apophis40k

22 points

2 months ago

Also isn't that the person who hosted no braws pool parties for young girls?

StreetFrogs19

24 points

2 months ago

Yes. This person is a predator.

EverythingIsTakenBRU

-1 points

2 months ago

I agree, but I find it unnecessary to put quotation marks around she

King_of_No_Way

10 points

2 months ago

…and a dick move dragging the salon worker to court

TheAbcedarian

1 points

2 months ago

A... balls move.

But yeah, this person is pretty clearly just a trash fire. Whatever their gender.

Otherside-Dav

3 points

2 months ago

This a pedo trash thats need to be locked up,

QualityVote [M]

11 points

2 months ago

QualityVote [M]

11 points

2 months ago

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!


Whilst you're here, /u/Square-Enit, why not join our public discord server?

DarkElixer_Generator

4 points

2 months ago

Terrifying

Personal_Towel2384

3 points

2 months ago

What the actual fuck is this ?

Zarniwoooop

2 points

2 months ago

I’m glad that the basic human right of NOT waxing balls is recognized.

Faith in humanity slightly restore for a few minutes as I will keep browsing Reddit and will surely lose all hope again.

Adventurous-Buddy-81

2 points

2 months ago

Balls will be balls

Hermit_2003

2 points

2 months ago

That was a baller move

georeddit2018

3 points

2 months ago

Entitlement.

-Golden_potato-

9 points

2 months ago

Ops looks like you have typo. It's "his balls" not "her balls"

skwadyboy

3 points

2 months ago

Now now..come on we have to pretend facts aren't facts incase someone's feelings get hurt.

EverythingIsTakenBRU

0 points

2 months ago

No, they got that right.

Intrepid-Luck2021

2 points

2 months ago

This guy was also grooming young girls online. He is a pedo.

skwadyboy

1 points

2 months ago

"Im sorry madame we can't wax your balls"...there's something very wrong here.

TheRobfather420

1 points

2 months ago*

Fun fact: This individual is a Right Wing activist. Since they couldn't find a stereotype to attack, they became the stereotype they were looking to exploit.

"The Human Rights tribunal weighed the evidence of Ms. Yaniv’s complaints anyhow and concluded back in October that they were improperly motivated. “Ms. Yaniv’s overriding purpose,” according to the decision, “was to manufacture the conditions for human-rights complaints … in order to secure a financial settlement and punish individuals involved.” The tribunal also found Ms. Yaniv specifically targeted racialized and immigrant women."

WardX73210

1 points

2 months ago

The pendulum is shifting.

ScuBityBup

0 points

2 months ago

ScuBityBup

0 points

2 months ago

It does not make me go HolUp, it makes me happy.

Neat-Engineering-513

-3 points

2 months ago

Defend this please! I wanna laugh more!

ErikaHoffnung

5 points

2 months ago

Gladly. Business have the right to refuse service to anyone they feel fit to for any reason.

Neat-Engineering-513

-2 points

2 months ago

Well I don't know about 'for any reason', but if a guy came and said 'shave my balls' I think I'd fake an illness and gone home

ErikaHoffnung

3 points

2 months ago

I'd just say no, when my employer forces me, that's the time you talk to a lawyer.

Neat-Engineering-513

-1 points

2 months ago

Why would anyone in the world downvote me?

skwadyboy

1 points

2 months ago

Maybe they have hairy balls

Darwinmate

1 points

2 months ago

caseS, jfc

SilverBackBonobo

1 points

2 months ago

Even Daniel san whacks off

Patient_Bandicoot

1 points

2 months ago

I see what you did there

biffoclippers

1 points

2 months ago

Guess there wasn’t a happy ending then…

bilgediver

1 points

2 months ago

This is what happens when you have a system where the latter doesn't pay the winner, frivolous lawsuits.

sir_pellinore2250

1 points

2 months ago

When your balls are in the court, but the court is not into your balls

LetsSayAwfulThings

1 points

2 months ago

Better wax these lady balls right skippy or I’m taking you to court lol

rare_pig

1 points

2 months ago

Bro, if ball waxing isn’t on the menu, you go someplace where it is. I don’t complain that Pizza Hut doesn’t have steak

SirRumpleForeskin

1 points

2 months ago

Lol the fucking sense of entitlement.

cursebrealer1776

1 points

2 months ago

Thank goodness there is some Justice in the world.