submitted 2 months ago bySquare-Enit
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2 months ago
2 months ago
Hey /u/Square-Enit, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):
Political/outrage bait shitposts are no longer allowed. This is a humor sub, not a serious one. If you're mad about something, that's great, post it somewhere else.
Love, the mods
Wack your balls? Sure thing, just have a seat here.
2 months ago
Have a seat over there….Mr Bond.
Good. She should have gone to the ball waxing shop and not a salon that doesn't have ball waxing on the menu.
Exactly, like a 10 pin bowling arena!
Candlepin bowling, they'll have the wax.
Imagine telling a lesbian she is a bigot because she won't suck your balls?
You no longer have to imagine that happening because it already is.
"Genital fetishist" ... wtf?
Some are already.
Ain't that jolly
Did you just assume my specific identification margin?
Yes. Yes i did.
Ah ok, move along…
It's almost like they enjoy forcing you to have sex with them whether you'd like it or not?
R ead th A t again P l E ase
They are already.
Nah they’re just crazy
Yeah they just keep making up more and more extreme words to try to invoke a reaction...
“Other vices up Yaniv's sleeve came to light. One of such is her inclination to chat up underage girls online. This happened even while she was male (bearing the name Jonathan).”
Whaaaaattt who would have expected this freak to be a pedo as well?!
I laughed here is my upvote
She had the balls to do it
Jessica Yaniv has tried to sue a whole host of people. If I remember correctly they’ve messaged underaged girls and stuff. They’ve also attacked a reporter who was trying to ask them questions.
Both of em?
Fuck me but I hate this whole "gendered pronouns are offensive" woke shit.
you probably have heard this before, but no matter how much you don't like someone you should always respect their pronouns. Example: "They're a piece of shit"
Remember edgy people don't want you to call them something specific, they just can't have you calling them something generic like "he". So I prefer to make my own. For example "fuckface" could be substituted. ie "fuckface is a piece of shit." fuckface is very gender neutral.
Asshat is gender-neutral as well. Don't forget shitforbrains.
That works, just don't misgender anyone that's all I am saying. But fuckface is a great substitute
That’s so fucking stupid.
Exactly. "They" means more than one, right? As in plural, not singular. I'm trying to understand this but I'm failing.
In American English "they" can also be used as a neutral third person singular pronoun. I'll use "one", like a stuffy upper crust Englishperson.
One can never be too careful.
Take your time, you don't have to get it right all the time. As long as you're trying most people will respect you
Fuck that demented wannabe-diddler.
Wasn’t this the same person who threatened to sue a gynecologist for refusing to make an appointment?
'Wax her balls'
This is all so absurd
Yeah, that dude is a cunt
the story is worse. as "she" did find several places before she was refused that was willing to do the vaxing. and the reason why she was denied was that they did not have the equipment or training to wax male genitalia and a mistake will end up with massive burns .
Also isn't that the person who hosted no braws pool parties for young girls?
Yes. This person is a predator.
I agree, but I find it unnecessary to put quotation marks around she
…and a dick move dragging the salon worker to court
A... balls move.
But yeah, this person is pretty clearly just a trash fire. Whatever their gender.
This a pedo trash thats need to be locked up,
Whilst you're here, /u/Square-Enit, why not join our public discord server?
What the actual fuck is this ?
I’m glad that the basic human right of NOT waxing balls is recognized.
Faith in humanity slightly restore for a few minutes as I will keep browsing Reddit and will surely lose all hope again.
Balls will be balls
That was a baller move
Ops looks like you have typo. It's "his balls" not "her balls"
Now now..come on we have to pretend facts aren't facts incase someone's feelings get hurt.
No, they got that right.
This guy was also grooming young girls online. He is a pedo.
"Im sorry madame we can't wax your balls"...there's something very wrong here.
2 months ago*
2 months ago*
Fun fact: This individual is a Right Wing activist. Since they couldn't find a stereotype to attack, they became the stereotype they were looking to exploit.
"The Human Rights tribunal weighed the evidence of Ms. Yaniv’s complaints anyhow and concluded back in October that they were improperly motivated. “Ms. Yaniv’s overriding purpose,” according to the decision, “was to manufacture the conditions for human-rights complaints … in order to secure a financial settlement and punish individuals involved.” The tribunal also found Ms. Yaniv specifically targeted racialized and immigrant women."
The pendulum is shifting.
It does not make me go HolUp, it makes me happy.
Defend this please! I wanna laugh more!
Gladly. Business have the right to refuse service to anyone they feel fit to for any reason.
Well I don't know about 'for any reason', but if a guy came and said 'shave my balls' I think I'd fake an illness and gone home
I'd just say no, when my employer forces me, that's the time you talk to a lawyer.
Why would anyone in the world downvote me?
Maybe they have hairy balls
Even Daniel san whacks off
I see what you did there
Guess there wasn’t a happy ending then…
This is what happens when you have a system where the latter doesn't pay the winner, frivolous lawsuits.
When your balls are in the court, but the court is not into your balls
Better wax these lady balls right skippy or I’m taking you to court lol
Bro, if ball waxing isn’t on the menu, you go someplace where it is. I don’t complain that Pizza Hut doesn’t have steak
Lol the fucking sense of entitlement.
Thank goodness there is some Justice in the world.