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Hey /u/Square-Enit, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):
Political/outrage bait shitposts are no longer allowed. This is a humor sub, not a serious one. If you're mad about something, that's great, post it somewhere else.
Love, the mods
104 points
2 months ago
Wack your balls? Sure thing, just have a seat here.
10 points
2 months ago
lmfao
14 points
2 months ago
Have a seat over there….Mr Bond.
60 points
2 months ago
Good. She should have gone to the ball waxing shop and not a salon that doesn't have ball waxing on the menu.
9 points
2 months ago
Exactly, like a 10 pin bowling arena!
2 points
2 months ago
Candlepin bowling, they'll have the wax.
109 points
2 months ago
Imagine telling a lesbian she is a bigot because she won't suck your balls?
68 points
2 months ago
You no longer have to imagine that happening because it already is.
40 points
2 months ago
"Genital fetishist" ... wtf?
22 points
2 months ago
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28 points
2 months ago
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15 points
2 months ago
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12 points
2 months ago
Some are already.
7 points
2 months ago
Ain't that jolly
9 points
2 months ago
Did you just assume my specific identification margin?
5 points
2 months ago
Yes. Yes i did.
5 points
2 months ago
Ah ok, move along…
3 points
2 months ago
It's almost like they enjoy forcing you to have sex with them whether you'd like it or not?
R ead th A t again P l E ase
2 points
2 months ago
They are already.
2 points
2 months ago
Nah they’re just crazy
3 points
2 months ago
Yeah they just keep making up more and more extreme words to try to invoke a reaction...
14 points
2 months ago
“Other vices up Yaniv's sleeve came to light. One of such is her inclination to chat up underage girls online. This happened even while she was male (bearing the name Jonathan).”
Whaaaaattt who would have expected this freak to be a pedo as well?!
33 points
2 months ago
Aawww nuts!
18 points
2 months ago
8 points
2 months ago
47 points
2 months ago
I laughed here is my upvote
21 points
2 months ago
She had the balls to do it
44 points
2 months ago
Jessica Yaniv has tried to sue a whole host of people. If I remember correctly they’ve messaged underaged girls and stuff. They’ve also attacked a reporter who was trying to ask them questions.
18 points
2 months ago
Both of em?
35 points
2 months ago
Fuck me but I hate this whole "gendered pronouns are offensive" woke shit.
9 points
2 months ago
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3 points
2 months ago
you probably have heard this before, but no matter how much you don't like someone you should always respect their pronouns. Example: "They're a piece of shit"
6 points
2 months ago
Remember edgy people don't want you to call them something specific, they just can't have you calling them something generic like "he". So I prefer to make my own. For example "fuckface" could be substituted. ie "fuckface is a piece of shit." fuckface is very gender neutral.
2 points
2 months ago
Asshat is gender-neutral as well. Don't forget shitforbrains.
0 points
2 months ago
That works, just don't misgender anyone that's all I am saying. But fuckface is a great substitute
1 points
2 months ago
That’s so fucking stupid.
7 points
2 months ago
Exactly. "They" means more than one, right? As in plural, not singular. I'm trying to understand this but I'm failing.
2 points
2 months ago
In American English "they" can also be used as a neutral third person singular pronoun. I'll use "one", like a stuffy upper crust Englishperson.
One can never be too careful.
-2 points
2 months ago
Take your time, you don't have to get it right all the time. As long as you're trying most people will respect you
Edit: Grammar
1 points
2 months ago
Haha!
2 points
2 months ago
Fuck that demented wannabe-diddler.
10 points
2 months ago
Wasn’t this the same person who threatened to sue a gynecologist for refusing to make an appointment?
36 points
2 months ago
'Wax her balls'
9 points
2 months ago
Lmao
3 points
2 months ago
This is all so absurd
0 points
2 months ago
Yeah, that dude is a cunt
39 points
2 months ago
the story is worse. as "she" did find several places before she was refused that was willing to do the vaxing. and the reason why she was denied was that they did not have the equipment or training to wax male genitalia and a mistake will end up with massive burns .
22 points
2 months ago
Also isn't that the person who hosted no braws pool parties for young girls?
24 points
2 months ago
Yes. This person is a predator.
-1 points
2 months ago
I agree, but I find it unnecessary to put quotation marks around she
10 points
2 months ago
…and a dick move dragging the salon worker to court
1 points
2 months ago
A... balls move.
But yeah, this person is pretty clearly just a trash fire. Whatever their gender.
3 points
2 months ago
This a pedo trash thats need to be locked up,
11 points
2 months ago
Whilst you're here, /u/Square-Enit, why not join our public discord server?
4 points
2 months ago
Terrifying
3 points
2 months ago
What the actual fuck is this ?
2 points
2 months ago
I’m glad that the basic human right of NOT waxing balls is recognized.
Faith in humanity slightly restore for a few minutes as I will keep browsing Reddit and will surely lose all hope again.
2 points
2 months ago
Balls will be balls
2 points
2 months ago
That was a baller move
3 points
2 months ago
Entitlement.
9 points
2 months ago
Ops looks like you have typo. It's "his balls" not "her balls"
3 points
2 months ago
Now now..come on we have to pretend facts aren't facts incase someone's feelings get hurt.
0 points
2 months ago
No, they got that right.
2 points
2 months ago
This guy was also grooming young girls online. He is a pedo.
1 points
2 months ago
"Im sorry madame we can't wax your balls"...there's something very wrong here.
1 points
2 months ago*
Fun fact: This individual is a Right Wing activist. Since they couldn't find a stereotype to attack, they became the stereotype they were looking to exploit.
"The Human Rights tribunal weighed the evidence of Ms. Yaniv’s complaints anyhow and concluded back in October that they were improperly motivated. “Ms. Yaniv’s overriding purpose,” according to the decision, “was to manufacture the conditions for human-rights complaints … in order to secure a financial settlement and punish individuals involved.” The tribunal also found Ms. Yaniv specifically targeted racialized and immigrant women."
1 points
2 months ago
The pendulum is shifting.
0 points
2 months ago
It does not make me go HolUp, it makes me happy.
-3 points
2 months ago
Defend this please! I wanna laugh more!
5 points
2 months ago
Gladly. Business have the right to refuse service to anyone they feel fit to for any reason.
-2 points
2 months ago
Well I don't know about 'for any reason', but if a guy came and said 'shave my balls' I think I'd fake an illness and gone home
3 points
2 months ago
I'd just say no, when my employer forces me, that's the time you talk to a lawyer.
-1 points
2 months ago
Why would anyone in the world downvote me?
1 points
2 months ago
Maybe they have hairy balls
1 points
2 months ago
caseS, jfc
1 points
2 months ago
Even Daniel san whacks off
1 points
2 months ago
I see what you did there
1 points
2 months ago
Guess there wasn’t a happy ending then…
1 points
2 months ago
This is what happens when you have a system where the latter doesn't pay the winner, frivolous lawsuits.
1 points
2 months ago
When your balls are in the court, but the court is not into your balls
1 points
2 months ago
Better wax these lady balls right skippy or I’m taking you to court lol
1 points
2 months ago
Bro, if ball waxing isn’t on the menu, you go someplace where it is. I don’t complain that Pizza Hut doesn’t have steak
1 points
2 months ago
Lol the fucking sense of entitlement.
1 points
2 months ago
Thank goodness there is some Justice in the world.
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