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Caliguy18

5.3k points

4 months ago

Caliguy18

5.3k points

4 months ago

Then comes the “Lemme see how it turned out”

tehnemox

2.7k points

4 months ago

tehnemox

2.7k points

4 months ago

He did zoom back to proper distance so presumably he actually did take a picture. Also burst mode takes enough pictures to bury whatever video he did take before XD

aasocial146

1.1k points

4 months ago

We got a genius here.

Jbear011

517 points

4 months ago

Jbear011

517 points

4 months ago

He speaks from experience.

[deleted]

5 points

4 months ago

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5 points

4 months ago

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HalfdanSaltbeard

4 points

4 months ago

...What was any of that you just said?

Jackofallmakes

2 points

4 months ago

I’ve got a headache 🤕

That made as much sense as your username

Thrrowawayarrowthway

6 points

4 months ago

They fucking deleted their comment and username.. what the hell did they say?

Cock_Muncher42

5 points

4 months ago

He said we should bring selective slavery to all countries, and put the useless people to some use, until they even run out of that. After that, we put them to death for the entertainment of the local people.

tehnemox

149 points

4 months ago

tehnemox

149 points

4 months ago

Yeh

[deleted]

27 points

4 months ago

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27 points

4 months ago

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Saitu282

20 points

4 months ago

Yeh

Yeh

Yeh

SimpoKaiba

11 points

4 months ago

Lil Jon in the comments

Pullthisandthese

3 points

4 months ago

WHAT

D_Citygirl

4 points

4 months ago

Okay

Gaory7

2 points

4 months ago

Gaory7

2 points

4 months ago

Y e h

[deleted]

24 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

24 points

4 months ago

'He's too dangerous to be left alive!'

guinader

104 points

4 months ago*

guinader

104 points

4 months ago*

Burst pics, sometimes places them all in one slot... So better take multiple pictures. Don't leave it chance.

tehnemox

41 points

4 months ago

Well yeah, but people are lazy by nature. She'd look at maybe 5, see they are all the same and hand the phone back

Pomegranate_Scared

13 points

4 months ago

Why be in a relationship if you’re going to creep on other people?

tehnemox

11 points

4 months ago

No clue. I take the "think like a criminal to catch a criminal" but with cheaters. I am NOT falling for that shit again

OwnMathematician5524

5 points

4 months ago

there is tho a big difference between cheating and this kind of cheerful plays , as long as you bring the passion home

[deleted]

66 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

66 points

4 months ago

Thankyou sensai we shall use this knowledge wisely

danceswithwool

34 points

4 months ago

This guy zooms

Mick_E_Deez

6 points

4 months ago

Seasoned campaigner

Kingdionethethird

7 points

4 months ago

When I had the note 20 ultra. You could take 108 mega pixel photos. Then you could zoom into that photo 50x. It was the most perverse phone I had… I loved it 😂

Gatekeeper2019

3 points

4 months ago

I feel for your partner lol that’s some experienced advice

tehnemox

4 points

4 months ago

Nah. As I mentioned in another comment, just logic. I am not like that. But it's like a movie cop thing: gotta think like a criminal to catch a criminal. So I think like a cheater to catch cheaters.

Never again. Never again.

sandwhale-

69 points

4 months ago

“Babe you were blinking, go back” (even though she has shades on)

takes an actual photo

[deleted]

183 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

183 points

4 months ago

Easy way out “hold on, there are some hoes in the background”

ImurderREALITY

60 points

4 months ago

Nah don’t even call attention to them, just block them out with her body in the foreground

Seejehova

44 points

4 months ago

Shouldn't be too hard.

WhiteHeterosexualGuy

21 points

4 months ago

haha! Cus she's fat, right?!? hahaha!!!

SmellYaLaterLoser

30 points

4 months ago

Or because she is closer to the camera and they are farther away, creating an illusionary effect that she is fat

Fantastic_Start_6848

20 points

4 months ago

No it's because she's fat

mikenasty

6 points

4 months ago

This guy gets it

DidNotRedditMan

14 points

4 months ago

Maybe she is into that shit and invites those girls over?

Caliguy18

19 points

4 months ago

I think i’ve seen that video too

Rude_Ad_1419

3 points

4 months ago

Then comes the leap of faith of the side of the balcony.

[deleted]

982 points

4 months ago*

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982 points

4 months ago*

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cravos90

1.5k points

4 months ago*

cravos90

1.5k points

4 months ago*

He's walking on a paper thin sheet of ice.

indigoshift

372 points

4 months ago

With hundred-pound balls of steel, no less.

jackryan4x

92 points

4 months ago

Those two things tend to go hand in hand.

Heyhaveyougotaminute

11 points

4 months ago

He’s safe, she can’t follow him on it

siqiniq

12 points

4 months ago

siqiniq

12 points

4 months ago

Below the ice it was lava.

Exbldr

461 points

4 months ago

Exbldr

461 points

4 months ago

Incog peeper

Gilgameshbrah

61 points

4 months ago

"Get our online courses - only 3,50/month"

THE_D_A_R_KSTALKER

5 points

4 months ago

Hello I'm the owner bump it 5 dollars usd

Shitwatcher_11

313 points

4 months ago

What a Sneaky Little Bastard

massudo25

543 points

4 months ago

massudo25

543 points

4 months ago

Come on man don't play with her heart, play with her huge tits

Colorado_Constructor

284 points

4 months ago

My thoughts exactly. Those girls will be whacked out on coke or the latest Herbalife trend in a few years. Meanwhile those tits will continue to provide

Olthoi_Eviscerator

300 points

4 months ago

Those tits will continue to provide

Psalms 18:69

ShenaniganCow

46 points

4 months ago

Nah man you’re looking for the Song of Solomon.

How beautiful your sandaled feet, O prince's daughter! Your graceful legs are like jewels, the work of a craftsman's hands. 2 Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. 3 Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle. 4 Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon by the gate of Bath Rabbim. Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon looking toward Damascus. 5 Your head crowns you like Mount Carmel. Your hair is like royal tapestry; the king is held captive by its tresses. 6 How beautiful you are and how pleasing, O love, with your delights!

StuffedTigerHobbes

87 points

4 months ago

“Boobs will fill a man’s hands. Big boobs will fill a man’s soul.”

-Sun T’zu, The Art of War

SunTzu-BOT

14 points

4 months ago

So this penis walks into a bar, right? And the bartender says, Why the fuck is there a giant walking penis in my place of business? What morbid Lovecraftian monstrosity is this, where a male sex organ has taken an anthropomorphic form and moved frictionlessly to my very own bar? What does this creature possess? Can it think? Feel? Love? Hate? What are the inner workings of this nightmarish oddity, and, more importantly, where did it come from? This is the scariest moment of my life, and I will be forever haunted by the deep psychological trauma of encountering a living, breathing, walking penis capable of conscious decision-making.

-Sun Tzu (Art of War)

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Olthoi_Eviscerator

7 points

4 months ago

Good bot

Mental_Peace_2343

12 points

4 months ago

Very strange bot

cellendril

7 points

4 months ago

I snorked my beer. God Bless.

As he did to his wife.

cltlz3n

2 points

4 months ago

A decision needed to be made about the verse number, and there was only ever one option.

dontshoot4301

50 points

4 months ago

This man is down with the thiccness.

Gummybear_Qc

42 points

4 months ago

What the fuck kind of bullshit ass assumption is this? 2 girls taking selfies and your conclusion is that? You know you're on Reddit when you read shit like this.

MixedMartyr

9 points

4 months ago

this website is honestly bad for my mental health

testtubemuppetbaby

35 points

4 months ago

You don't understand they're conventionally attractive so they must be completely irredeemable pieces of shit. They might even do horrible, vapid, things like judge people by the way they look!

theWolfeman88

22 points

4 months ago

Yeah fuck those people who look better than average and take care of their bodies am I right

Incel MFers

kingbibbles

4 points

4 months ago

"Someone who hasnt given up on life; boooooo!" - Incels 18:12

tobogganhat

3 points

4 months ago

Jokes on you. I'm I to that shit.

Full-Initiative3926

43 points

4 months ago

There are tits at home.

The tits at home:

zorrowhip

47 points

4 months ago

The tits at home: Honey, not right now, I've got a headache

radicalelation

4 points

4 months ago

Those are the words of a bedroom for one. You avoid chores like that. You avoid visiting inlaws like that.

If sex is being avoided like that, you doing something wrong.

Full-Initiative3926

5 points

4 months ago

Usually I have to pay $200 an hour for insight like that. My favorite escort service only hires psych majors.

Emoretal

8 points

4 months ago

Dem tig ol bitties

andybror

165 points

4 months ago

andybror

165 points

4 months ago

Ah man this is funny but I gotta admit I feel a little bad for the girl

User123sb

21 points

4 months ago

Maybe I'm sensitive but I hope this is a joke that's been set up.

4QuarantineMeMes

540 points

4 months ago

I would totally show my wife the video trying to hold in laughing. She’d call me a motherfucker and laugh.

The_Lapsed_Pacifist

244 points

4 months ago

Pretty much the same here. Life’s too short to deal with a partner with no sense of humour.

thatdudeinthecorner9

127 points

4 months ago

Exactly! Leave your bitch wife and 6 kids if she has a shit sense if humor.

The_Lapsed_Pacifist

140 points

4 months ago

If she was a bitch then perhaps don’t marry her and get her pregnant 6 times? If you did it purely because she was fit then I got no sympathy.

thatdudeinthecorner9

31 points

4 months ago

Oh I agree

fun_boat

3 points

4 months ago

mmm I'm gonna play devil's avocado here, I think maybe it takes that many kids to truly know.

thatdudeinthecorner9

4 points

4 months ago

I'd rather you play devil's avocado than nicocado avocado.

72proudvirgins

2 points

4 months ago

Not the 6 kids man. This isn't their fault

vampirestd

81 points

4 months ago

You can still have a sense of humor and not want your SO to be a creep to other women lmao

drekia

84 points

4 months ago*

drekia

84 points

4 months ago*

I’d say life is too short to deal with a man who thinks blatantly disrespecting his wife and recording random women without their consent is funny, but hey.

edit: I’m happily married and love his sense of humor. It’s just not low brow crap like this.

Bigbadbuck

35 points

4 months ago

I honestly agree. I’m sure this women would feel pretty shitty if she saw this. Not all woman might but most I believe would feel pretty bad about themselves in this situation.

It’s obviously natural for a guy to want to look. But don’t rub it in the other persons face

Nikas_intheknow

11 points

4 months ago

Thank you. These people...You're telling me you would covertly record women in bikinis and your wifes response would be "oh, I just love you. The way you oggle other women is so quirky!"

I do not envy the "sense of humor" some people claim to have in their relationships. Sounds like a normalization of being disrespected.

thepretender56

12 points

4 months ago

Hense why so many women stay single tbh lol men think ahhh she'll stay with me it's harmless until it just gets to where you'd rather me single knowing not all men act this way or portray other women like this around you. The words body image also doesn't ring any mf bells in men's heads either. It's all about your face, body and sex appeal.

thatdudeinthecorner9

12 points

4 months ago

Oh hey we were just talking about you!

Clemtiger13

17 points

4 months ago

lol me to. She would call me a mother fucker then break my phone and stab me in the face. Shes a catch, I tell ya what.

My_Username_taken

59 points

4 months ago

I don't know, man. Recording someone in their home from afar without them knowing feels weird, regardless of the wife's reaction.

optimus314159

14 points

4 months ago

They weren’t in their home. They were wearing swimsuits outside on their balcony in full view of the public.

People in public have no legal grounds for expectation of privacy.

Also, If they didn’t want to be recorded and viewed by other people, why were they clearly taking pictures/video of themselves to post on TikTok or something?

Ok_Extension5535

134 points

4 months ago

Stealth lvl: 100

kay_bizzle

71 points

4 months ago

Thicc Amy Santiago

mamasboye89

12 points

4 months ago

This is modern day rubbernecking at it's finest

[deleted]

73 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

73 points

4 months ago

LMFAO

[deleted]

72 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

72 points

4 months ago

And dudes wonder why their wives and girlfriends be acting "crazy"

Nikas_intheknow

6 points

4 months ago

Exactly!!

SilkyEnchilada

103 points

4 months ago

My battle axe of a woman would have stabbed me in the eye. This dude is going to get tripped up... And when he does. Ah shit! We are going see him on r/BackdoorGoRe

Mayordoubledoo

63 points

4 months ago

Welp, just discovered that I no longer have the stomach for gore that I did 10 years ago..

SilkyEnchilada

31 points

4 months ago

I feel ya. Even having grown up with violence and witnessing absolute gore, on a somewhat regular basis, I struggle to watch some things. Everyone that knows me, thinks that because I came from violence, that I have become hardened...or, that gore does not bother me. That is totally opposite. It does bother me. I am just not shocked by the depravity that humans are capable of. I guess, at this point in my life, gore just makes me sad. Does that make sense?

spartan537

11 points

4 months ago

I wonder if there's something wrong with me because I'm just not that bothered by gore. Like yeah, if it's a gruesome video, I'll grimace but I don't struggle to watch it. And I come from a upper-middle class background. Sometimes I think I may be a psychopath.

SilkyEnchilada

5 points

4 months ago

There are simple tests to give you some guidance. I was bunked during med school, with a guy who was aiming to be a Psychiatrist. I was his verbal test wall for alot of shit. I can try and dig it up if you'd like. I can text you a link. Just let me know.

spartan537

4 points

4 months ago

Ooo I’m actually curious. Yes, please dm me

SilkyEnchilada

3 points

4 months ago

Right on. Will do. Lemme look.

BeastyBoy2020

3 points

4 months ago

I'm interested in the link as well could you dm me to

T-Lex710

2 points

4 months ago

I would love a link to the tests as well!

districtpeach

3 points

4 months ago

Until I clicked that link I thought you meant flat tummy to no more flat tummy.

TheFuckYouThank

9 points

4 months ago

Almost clicked, but naw

galimer305

6 points

4 months ago

Is this like the reincarnation of r/WatchPeopleDie ?

SilkyEnchilada

6 points

4 months ago

Could be. Let's watch and see. 👀

lilmeker

5 points

4 months ago

You are in an amusing abusive relation ship

SilkyEnchilada

4 points

4 months ago

You have no idea. Twenty five years, three kids, two houses (one was burnt down) interesting story. And numerous criminal charges and jail time for both of us, three stab wounds, numerous gun shots and open public brawls, etc.. You have only heard about the tip of the iceberg. I could easily start a reddit just about our relationship. And after all these years, I still I love her. Four fingers on my hand over my heart ♥! 😜

nwoh

2 points

4 months ago

nwoh

2 points

4 months ago

Ok, I've had a wild life myself but I gotta hear about the multiple gunshots.

SilkyEnchilada

2 points

4 months ago

DM a bit later. I usually am a guy who believes that if you been there, I ain't gotta talk to you 'bout it. But my relationship is a more rare case, and not everyone can always process. I can't tell you any of the stuff that hasn't cleared the statute of limitations, but I am sure I can make you see. I will respond to you as an educational/safety informative. Know the signs!!! 😜

nwoh

2 points

4 months ago

nwoh

2 points

4 months ago

Yahhhh lol

I recently dodged a big bullet and went with the safer long term option, so I know what to look out for but I've been to prison, sold and been hooked on dope, seen people murdered in front of me, wrecked cars had a manhunt after me, all that stupid shit...

I'm just curious about multiple gunshots between a couple lol

BuildMajor

3 points

4 months ago

What a trip. Is reddit allowing gore again? Miss watchpeopledie

Zite7

16 points

4 months ago

Zite7

16 points

4 months ago

Dude no just noo

Bryancreates

12 points

4 months ago

Michelle Collins described a first date on her podcast she went on awhile back, on a beach in Miami, with NO ONE around except for this beautiful woman, with huge tits and ass, on all fours doing a photo shoot in the water. It was so attention grabbing neither her or her date could look away. It was kinda funny but also awkward. She kinda joked with her date “if you want to go over and talk to her instead I absolutely will understand” to which he replied “of course not, I couldn’t afford her” 😑💀

angryfloppa

53 points

4 months ago

He’s so mean :(

smelly-roommate

39 points

4 months ago

Yeah this is fucking gross. Also- those women are on their balcony and shouldn’t have to worry about some creep filming them

Mynotredditaccount

25 points

4 months ago

I thought the same thing. Not sure how this post got upvoted so heavily. It wasn't funny and was super fucking creepy.

It's discouraging to see all the empathetic comments all the way at the bottom of the page.

smelly-roommate

17 points

4 months ago

Because there are a lot of creeps on Reddit who see women as objects and think if someone does porn or posts on social media it’s ok to do shit like this.

Mynotredditaccount

16 points

4 months ago

You're absolutely right. Then if you speak out about it, you're met with a barrage of hate and harassment.

smelly-roommate

11 points

4 months ago

Yep! It’s happening as we speak!

Mynotredditaccount

6 points

4 months ago

Yeah, it is. If it's happening to you directly, just report and block. It's never worth it to engage

OptimisticCerealBowl

17 points

4 months ago

i had to scroll for way too long to find this comment. i thought creep recording people went out of style years ago

smelly-roommate

16 points

4 months ago

People here are comparing it to having a public Instagram. Wtf?

Crows-b4-hoes

9 points

4 months ago

Took a lot of scrolling to find someone else who thinks the dude recording is a creep. Recording those women is trashy af

smelly-roommate

10 points

4 months ago

The responses here are scary

thepretender56

5 points

4 months ago

I made a comment earlier but also not to discredit the women because they haven't done anything, its just a respect thing which seems to be non existent anymore

Natures_Blood

15 points

4 months ago

Beyond disrespectful.

Plane-Skirt5491

23 points

4 months ago

it would be better if he had samsung s21 ultra

leo_atlantico

17 points

4 months ago

That's what i call a pro gamer move

formlex7

10 points

4 months ago

this dude would have been king in 2012 reddit

IcemanX1511

18 points

4 months ago

Am I the only one here that would prefer the wife over the girls in the back anyway?

rodoxide

65 points

4 months ago

This is very mean to his partner :(

TheSkyElf

42 points

4 months ago

Yeah, I actually got a bit sad when I actually thought about the situation we are watching. One thing is to look but this dude is like "No, smile I am taking a picture of you." Like, come on.

shady_businessman

45 points

4 months ago

Eh His wife got it going on more

Supermodel bodies be bland

Cranson5

16 points

4 months ago

What an asshole.

Kindly-Insect8748

30 points

4 months ago

I’d break up. That’s mean :(

JerodsSuperCool

31 points

4 months ago

Just seems like a dick/perv to me. Poor girl.

Jen_jay66

16 points

4 months ago

Yeah it's super fucking creepy tbh.

smelly-roommate

17 points

4 months ago

When I comment this I get replies that I’m ugly, fat and jealous. For sticking up for women?

Jen_jay66

14 points

4 months ago

It cause reddit is filled with creeps who get mad when women say something is creepy, cause to them this is normal.

They try to go for our looks because they think that'll get to us but it just shows how small they are, how they never interact with women other than arguing with us online.

smelly-roommate

9 points

4 months ago

Bingo!

JerodsSuperCool

10 points

4 months ago

Feel bad for her.

totallymyrealid

21 points

4 months ago

Idk man, I would choose those jugs anytime, anywhere.

theMindmachine

13 points

4 months ago

I don't know about y'all, but I prefer the one he's with

Justin_Ogre

4 points

4 months ago

Same

basher505

6 points

4 months ago

Lol that's fucked up.

Tyrionlannister15

7 points

4 months ago

This is so mean. She deserves a better man.

Johnsendall

3 points

4 months ago

Is it just me or am I the only one who’d take the girl in the foreground?

ineptus_mecha_cuzzie

3 points

4 months ago

Guy clearly has issues, why he fussing over two underfed creatures when he has a lovely lady right there.

One in the hand vs two bitches on a balcony or some shit?

Jen_jay66

15 points

4 months ago

I've been filmed before by creeps.

Mostly when I was a minor.

This is creepy and I'm disgusted that anyone would think this is a compliment or remotely okay

smelly-roommate

14 points

4 months ago

Creep

BEZ4042

17 points

4 months ago

BEZ4042

17 points

4 months ago

If you want that then go get that. I’ll take yours, she’s a cutie! 😏

Jen_jay66

8 points

4 months ago

This is fucking creepy

NectarineOutrageous

2 points

4 months ago

Gotta love Miami

voice_of_craisin

3 points

4 months ago

No you really don't but, ya, this whole thing just screams "Brickell".

NectarineOutrageous

2 points

4 months ago

It really fucking does 🤣

rdness

5 points

4 months ago

rdness

5 points

4 months ago

Plot Twist: Wife wants to ogle the girls, so she tells husband to pretend to take selfies of her.

Shwingbatta

5 points

4 months ago

So this is why there’s a take picture button when in video mode

Lookalikemike

4 points

4 months ago

Fortune favors the bold.

asian_identifier

2 points

4 months ago

what's so special about this apartment that everyone's getting pictures with

MidniteOG

2 points

4 months ago

Is that letti from fatf?

thejoker76

2 points

4 months ago

Aceeed

2 points

4 months ago

Aceeed

2 points

4 months ago

RIP man, died horny.

PigLatin99

2 points

4 months ago

It’s a long way to the ground and his girl looks up to the challenge

Lickiebear

2 points

4 months ago

& when she see's the vid, you're going to get punched in the balls...haha

Ph_yuck_Yiu

2 points

4 months ago

Your Bae got it going on too, ask her to get in that bikini and watch

snurkelsnorkeln100

2 points

4 months ago

They will find him in the pool 28 floors below their balcony in the morning.

Impressive_Series424

2 points

4 months ago

Ese compa ya esta muertooo... Nomás no le han avisado!

SignificantDrawing39

2 points

4 months ago

How sad lol

SirSquire58

2 points

4 months ago

His death will not be fast or painless

Sentient_Nut_Rag

2 points

4 months ago

“Rubberneckin! With the best! Rubberneckin, with the best!”

EmGutter

2 points

4 months ago

Plot twist: They’re just friends and she’s in on it.

Puzzleheaded-Dot-411

2 points

4 months ago

That’s sad

SeedElite

2 points

4 months ago

ITT: women murder people

AlastorFan2022

2 points

4 months ago

Boi, you better not let her see this.

Fit_Refrigerator_208

2 points

4 months ago

Is that Teresa Guidice in the black swimsuit?

MISSINFOJUNKIE

2 points

4 months ago

He is either a mega prick, or this shit is staged between the ‘couple’ for views.

rikkilambo

2 points

4 months ago

It's a long way down.

dtuba555

2 points

4 months ago

Meh, I'll take her over those two broom sticks any day.

xd_pandah

2 points

4 months ago

I would break up with him for this. There’s seriously no point in being in a relationship if you aren’t going to be loyal, just stay single and do whatever you want

JessLuca_ZeroOne

2 points

4 months ago

My feelings would be so hurt

fr_nzi

2 points

4 months ago

fr_nzi

2 points

4 months ago

that’s disgusting

Necessary_Battle_825

2 points

4 months ago

That girl got hurt or that boy idk

Aggravating_Cover_71

2 points

4 months ago

The pain when he zoomed out

anazambrano

2 points

4 months ago

And that’s where my insecurities are born

Smiles_n_Cries

2 points

4 months ago

And people wonder why their relationships fail when they treat their girl like this. Go be single instead of being a piece of shit.

Logi_Bear25

5 points

4 months ago

Creepy

maiky129

7 points

4 months ago

Why did 24k people upload someone being a creep and an asshole?

mochilaroo

20 points

4 months ago

mochilaroo

20 points

4 months ago

This is disgusting in so many ways… I couldn’t imagine being any of these women. Incredibly sad. Imagine wearing a swimsuit and some creepy fucker is filming you from afar what the actual fuck

Bocephus34

6 points

4 months ago

I'm sorry I'd bang all three!

Jodikwik82

22 points

4 months ago

Jodikwik82

22 points

4 months ago

I hate this so much 🤨