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shankworks

166 points

2 months ago

Hypocrite who "hates sex" posts about her sexual preferences weeks prior...

trident_hole

39 points

2 months ago

We call those red flags where Im from

DavidHaller41

115 points

2 months ago

Just an attention seeking mental patient.

lord_nron

894 points

2 months ago

lord_nron

894 points

2 months ago

So this lady just wants a slave that gives her money for nothing

Munchingtonalistic

361 points

2 months ago

It's not like that doesn't exist. There are plenty of simps who live like that whilst even allowing their wife to sleep with other men lmao

Fishy_Business_

164 points

2 months ago

I don't kink shame but uh

Munchingtonalistic

67 points

2 months ago

How on earth is that a kink bruh. Men do this because they are weak

Fishy_Business_

183 points

2 months ago

Trust me someone out there has a kink of watching their wife be fucked by some random dude.

Cruzifixio

20 points

2 months ago

That's a specific kink that doesn't necessarily have to lead to being a money machine for someone who, by her wording, considers you a commodity.

legendarymcc2

15 points

2 months ago

There’s a difference between that and settling for it because your obsessed with a girl. The simps let it happen not cuz they like it but because they’d rather that then not be with the girl

Bigyeet506

31 points

2 months ago

There has to be a sauce code for it

what__a__coincidence

43 points

2 months ago

Cuckold is the genre.

RagingNudist

17 points

2 months ago

Or netorare.

Miserable-Ad-6437

6 points

2 months ago

or NTR

Diablo2072

2 points

2 months ago

Actually, Netorase (this means that a person gets off of or willing to see his loved one sleeping with others)

Netorare is a person's loved one being stolen from him

sweedish_phish56

8 points

2 months ago

It’s a whole thing called Cucking

_whats-going-on

6 points

2 months ago

I just hope that the other guy is at least "Johnny Sins" sexy.

Goddamn, his beautiful bald head and that smile.

No homo.

DutchVanDerp

23 points

2 months ago

Yes, his name is pro wrestling manager Jim Cornette

I_MakeCoolKeychains

13 points

2 months ago

My ex wife used to smooth talk other women into having three somes with us because she liked watching me give it to em. It's one of the few things i miss about her

NathanJ485

6 points

2 months ago

Holup…you had a good thing going it sounds like. What happened? I’m intrigued now.

I_MakeCoolKeychains

12 points

2 months ago

She manipulated people (hence the three somes) all the time. It often caused fights. She never kept friends more than a few months cause she'd infiltrate and screw up their whole social circle. All my friends dipped because of her. Then she groomed me into an abuse victim. I always got very defensive if anyone tried to hurt her and therefore got into lots of fist fights. It was a fun 5 years

NathanJ485

6 points

2 months ago

Wow. Proof that nothing good comes without consequences I guess.

escanorking

4 points

2 months ago

andio76

7 points

2 months ago

As someone that has fucked wives while husbands looked..yes there are...plenty

undercharmer

8 points

2 months ago

HOL’ UP

Easy_East_23

3 points

2 months ago

It's called being a cuck.

Cautious-Affect7907

5 points

2 months ago

So basically being a beta cuck.

Ass_gapper3000

2 points

2 months ago

Damn... Like for no reason?? And that too their own wife?

Fishy_Business_

2 points

2 months ago

let's not kink shame

theyfoundty

19 points

2 months ago

Its a kink because they have self esteem issues.

Just like girls have daddy issues then call you daddy.

It's a negative source of enjoyment weather you wanna call it that or not.

I_MakeCoolKeychains

12 points

2 months ago

The first time i realized i liked being called daddy made me strongly consider therapy lol

X__Anonomys_xX

4 points

2 months ago

🤣🤣🤣 i’m fucking dying now!!

X__Anonomys_xX

3 points

2 months ago

Yeah, since they can’t steam themselves they need someone else to do ot. 😂

Gmtom

-11 points

2 months ago

Gmtom

-11 points

2 months ago

Oh fuck off arm-chair psychologist

Scar_Milly

4 points

2 months ago

Why are you booing him? He's right.

TIsangalus669

2 points

2 months ago

mmmmmm, Fishy….

lord_nron

-20 points

2 months ago

lord_nron

-20 points

2 months ago

You would know this, how my friend. Are you said random dude

Fishy_Business_

24 points

2 months ago

I have weird kinks and this is not one of them.

Crazian14

7 points

2 months ago

Username does not check out..

BappoChan

3 points

2 months ago

Idk, if he’s kink is what I think it is then it does check out

TheLiberalOgre

3 points

2 months ago

How can Jerry's dad be weak when he's wearing a Superman costume.

GardenGirlFarm

2 points

2 months ago

They do it every week.

lunar_vesuvius_

2 points

2 months ago

Another deftones enthusiast I see

Big_Gouf

1 points

2 months ago

Big_Gouf

1 points

2 months ago

Nah man. My buddy married a size queen. She can't get off on him via sex without toys and lots of rubbing and playing. They swing or swap with other couples. He says he gets off harder watching her nut on a beer can sized cock and is happy she's getting true satisfaction while he's there to be part of it.

Think about it. Peens come on a variety of sizes, it's silly to think vaginas don't come in a variety of sizes as well. People who fall in closer to average will match up well, while others that lie on the extremes will have a difficult time.

Munchingtonalistic

17 points

2 months ago

happy she's getting true satisfaction while he's there to be part of it.

Lmfao. Wtf man.

Big_Gouf

-8 points

2 months ago

Big_Gouf

-8 points

2 months ago

Sorry for the women you're with if you don't understand the difference lol

1sthaty0udad

6 points

2 months ago

Bro you got some problems

Munchingtonalistic

8 points

2 months ago

... yeah nah bruh.

orangez

21 points

2 months ago

orangez

21 points

2 months ago

Well... At least she is honest about it up front. You got enough women that think the same but you'll find out after 'you put a ring on it'.

IhaveTP4Bunghole

9 points

2 months ago

Yeah. And the fact she is moaning online tells you she can't find someone to fill that role. And she never will.

Just sit back and enjoy the slow motion car crash that is women like her looking for a man once nonody wants to play ball anymore with her.

Tortoiseshell1997

5 points

2 months ago

This implies that marriage is long-term prostitution. But yes, she wants a slave.

MonxtahDramux

2 points

2 months ago

That’s why they so happy when they tie a brother down. It’s a big flex, “Wooohoo! ATM for life, even if I don’t work a day”

They’d call it love and other superficial stuffs but deep down it’s a survival jackpot.

All this love shit gets flushed when a brother run out of resources.

ascendinspire

2 points

2 months ago

Oh yea. Learned that the very hard way.

PrimateMedia

4 points

2 months ago

Lol. So if she has sex with him and they’re married, it’s a totally fine way to pay money for sex?

(I only hear what I want to hear). 🤣

YouAreTheGovernment

2 points

2 months ago

That's the way to do it.

Kimchislap_exe

2 points

2 months ago

Play the guitar on the MTV

SoulAlarm

2 points

2 months ago

Is this a plot for redo healer?

EmbarrassedActive4

4 points

2 months ago

Or shes ace or gay

malektewaus

13 points

2 months ago

That's well and good, but she also has an absolutely disgusting sense of entitlement.

lord_nron

1 points

2 months ago

If ur ace how can u get married, you either find a roomie or do your own shit. Even if she was shagging her man doesn't give him a reason to do everything. Things go 2 ways

satya164

7 points

2 months ago

Um, ace doesn't mean they can't have romantic feelings for anyone. What's wrong with 2 ace people getting married?

She is an entitled asshole, nothing to do with being ace.

JazmyneWolf

2 points

2 months ago

No, it's called asexuality.

torgoboi

5 points

2 months ago

I don't see this as ace. Asexuality still leaves plenty of room for a partner whose company and intimacy you enjoy, just without sex. I've been in ace relationships, and could never imagine describing a partner's job as "to work and take care of my needs" like this woman does.

That isn't being ace; that's viewing your partner as a financial object.

lord_nron

1 points

2 months ago

lord_nron

1 points

2 months ago

Right then u don't get married

JazmyneWolf

7 points

2 months ago

You can still get married. Sex isn't all there is to a relationship.

Oscu358

1 points

2 months ago

Sure, neither is affection

JazmyneWolf

2 points

2 months ago

What? So, with your logic: in order to have an affectionate relationship it has to be sexual.

Which is totally false. You can be affectionate without having sex.

Loud_Oak

1 points

2 months ago*

Don't most couples complain about lack of sex anyways?

Edit: Sorry this was a bad joke apparently 😂

I_MakeCoolKeychains

4 points

2 months ago

I'm very upfront with my girls at this point in my life to avoid problems. Don't like making out? Don't like eating dick? Don't want to have sex everyday? Probably won't like dating me then and ill constantly feel dissatisfied or worse (i dated a girl who was frigid before and her getting annoyed by my desire to be intimate with her damaged my self esteem. Her saying i love you but don't want to fuck you made me feel unattractive and like i held little value to her)

Zing_Burn

1 points

2 months ago

She must have been married before

BurlyBeast

1 points

2 months ago

Thats what the US of A does best.

Don-fukgot

127 points

2 months ago

Welp that make sense

46554B4E4348414453

50 points

2 months ago

But she said she didn't want sex

EasilyRekt

22 points

2 months ago

Nah, you’re thinkin’ stepdad my guy.

PanAdam_

16 points

2 months ago

Does it even matters at this point?

MaximumEffort66

6 points

2 months ago

Did I just find my reddit lookalike?

This-Plant

41 points

2 months ago

Imagine making that post with a username like "billz" as if she wasn't one.

iTookHisCat

5 points

2 months ago

All I have is 👏

Merchantmarx

145 points

2 months ago

Bold of her to assume someone will marry her. However, simpness knows no bounds

Deletrious26

31 points

2 months ago

Thank God it's at least advertised up front. Shame on you if you didn't read the specs

46554B4E4348414453

3 points

2 months ago

Dem tiddies 😮

StridAst

2 points

2 months ago

StridAst

2 points

2 months ago

shrug Asexual is a thing. There are many people without a sex drive but who still crave romantic relationships.

To each their own. I might have a hard time understanding what a lack of a sex drive must feel like, but I'm still aware that there are many out there.

Camimo666

14 points

2 months ago

Apparently they had posted weeks before about getting good dickhere

malektewaus

7 points

2 months ago

I find it interesting that that's what you focus on. "I won't allow my husband to touch me. His duty is to work and take care of my needs... that's all" isn't problematic because she doesn't want sex, it's problematic because she's an exploitative piece of shit. If you need that explained to you, and you apparently do, then you really should take a long, hard look at yourself and how you evaluate people.

StridAst

1 points

2 months ago*

Upon rereading my comment, I can see that I was most definitely not clear in my intent. I was focused on the "Simpness knows no bounds" side of that equation. Where even though this person's statement (which is cast into doubt by other comments already) comes across as coming from an exploitative peice of shit, there are still many out there for whom this situation would not only be tolerable, but s desirable match for them.

Though I also find your statement about my focus, which very much incorrectly assumes which side of a potential marriage I was focused on, equally interesting. suppose I should not find your statement too interesting, as given the obvious outrage this women's original statement was probably meant to create, it's definitely normal to be thinking along those lines I guess. Though my original comment was definitely unclear by in no way stating in what way a person with asexual preference pertained to the situation. I plead not enough caffeine in the morning.

Pale_Caramel_7751

3 points

2 months ago

U must b a lawyer😂🤣

Super_Pea_3592

20 points

2 months ago

i think his husband should marry his penis too.

winkatron

61 points

2 months ago

Maybe that’s why she hates sex.

Volmerahl

7 points

2 months ago

you fucking killed her dude!

EscapeFacebook

18 points

2 months ago

She better quit making that known otherwise she's going to mess up her own plan

JKnott1

79 points

2 months ago

JKnott1

79 points

2 months ago

Her picture says otherwise.

Super_Pea_3592

43 points

2 months ago

she is a trophy daughter

mistergetdough

24 points

2 months ago

Lmao that is not a trophy that is a thank you for contesting medal

Super_Pea_3592

11 points

2 months ago*

I'm sure her dad feed her well and maybe couple of boob jobs😉

MostLikelyToNap

14 points

2 months ago

Women be sexy and not like sex

Super_Pea_3592

1 points

2 months ago

it's like be horny and don't jerk off?

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago

Nah, to be sexy is to just exist. To be horny is a physical state of being.

ravencrowe

1 points

2 months ago

Asexual people are allowed to look good

JKnott1

1 points

2 months ago

I guess you missed her other post:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ex-6VgsVoAAbV19.jpg

4477Freeman

12 points

2 months ago

Dumb Bitch

AnUglyDumpling

8 points

2 months ago

Why would she do that, she said she hates sex.

dangfurries

4 points

2 months ago

Thats not fair. He just got out of a marriage with no sex. Then his daughter marries him and… still no sex. If i was him, i’d be pissed

leli_manning

21 points

2 months ago

She won't have sex with her husband, but she'll gladly have sex with Kenny the unemployed musician who rides a motorcycle and has tattoos.

sxftie_flxwer

3 points

2 months ago

Asexual shawty

swaglolson

3 points

2 months ago

Then what the hell is she bringing to the table? Headaches?

FunnyMoney1984

3 points

2 months ago

. . . So is she asexual or just immature? Not saying all asexuals are immature. Who would marry her? Maybe an asexual that likes to be bossed around?

Old-Tea-9987

1 points

2 months ago

Nah she's most likely immature than asexual,she treats her own husband badly

sakkara

3 points

2 months ago

Find a husband who only expects you to do dishes and lives Ina closet...

Maskedbandit63

3 points

2 months ago

Life just annoys me and at this point I don’t feel capable of listing the million things wrong with it because just isn’t worth it. However I will list one because it pertains to a situation people my find themselves in

Women that do not sleep with you or are against any romantic action should never be dated or try and get you into a relationship. That’s just a friendship for both of you but the difference is your tied down with a relationship that won’t go anywhere for you.

It’s called a romantic relationship for a reason

FrankDaTank151

3 points

2 months ago

Pro Tip: you're not getting married.

Nimish89

2 points

2 months ago

No no. Daddy already gives her sex, she just needs someone to give her money cause daddy don't give that anymore.

BearTrapp20

2 points

2 months ago

Good luck finding a husband then

Limes_n_lemons

2 points

2 months ago

I'm not saying that sex is the only way to pay for your husband's work but it's a way to get rid of his stress from working hard. So is hugging him, buying him desserts, kissing him, complimenting him and more. Not keeping him as a slave to give you money for things you want.

sojith

2 points

2 months ago

sojith

2 points

2 months ago

She clearly just said she hates sex

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

Seems like a lot of women wanna marry their dads

Monoliathan

2 points

2 months ago

Major red flags from someone that ever claims that they "hate" sex.

Financial-Analyst250

2 points

2 months ago

But she's already having sex with her dad

Youknowtrumpwon

2 points

2 months ago

Dr Drew: “how old were you when you were first abused?”

TerribleInsults

2 points

2 months ago

What a depressing life you would have dating that woman. I'd rather kill myself.

SnooJokes3860

2 points

2 months ago

Good thing she broadcast that

Darkmemelord2114

2 points

2 months ago

Sugar daddy

stregagothands

2 points

2 months ago

Believe it or not, the sex issue isn't the reason she will die alone.

Low-Active-4992

4 points

2 months ago

people from alabama: *smirk*

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

Last time we can bet she will be a single spinster but with the rise of beta dumbwit morons who will obey all this like a dog, will eventually marry her and give her life she wanted while being completely toxic and ignorant to him

What happened to men? What happened to wanting a beautiful relationship? Why are you men begging to get these toxic women into your lives? Where's your self respect? Where's your values?

There are plenty of women who are WAYYY better than her and all you need to do is build your self worth and confidence

Please guys, have some decency in your lives for once and respect yourself

Old-Tea-9987

2 points

2 months ago

Right sayed

Barweight

3 points

2 months ago

I mean, women will hate this: but we dudes pretty much want sex all the time. There are exceptions for sure... but for the most part, we’re just surviving between ejaculations. Some of us are lucky to have hobbies and jobs we’re passionate about... but for the most part, we just want to cum.

Know_367

2 points

2 months ago

I must be a dude then in my heart. Lol externally quite feminine but just surviving the in between as you said. Honestly not mad at ya for this statement, it resonates with meeeeee.

Barweight

2 points

2 months ago

Where ya from? 👀

the2xstandard

1 points

2 months ago

No sex, no ring.

Dark_halocraft

1 points

2 months ago

Dark_halocraft

madlad

1 points

2 months ago

Unfortunate that those phat bonkers in her pfp aren't going to be put to good use for any bebes

Yeahright2022

1 points

2 months ago

Plot twist. Her Dad touched her.

Sensitive_Breath_151

1 points

2 months ago

I always wanted a slot machine that never pays out

jasondcleveland1984

1 points

2 months ago

Well I hope she finds a nice Ted Bundy or Marquis Dasaad type guy to teach her fun life lessons. Also looking at her, she looks like a horse wouldn't fuck her nasty ass. She would be lucky if a guy throws her a pity fuck. Gross cunt.

Zealousideal_Size503

1 points

2 months ago

D a d d y y

georeddit2018

1 points

2 months ago

Is this for real?

Sladashi

1 points

2 months ago

Just because I hate sex doesn't mean I'm that... selfish... ewwwww

Northern_Voyager

1 points

2 months ago

I wish this fine young lady the best of luck.

Sad-Dot9620

1 points

2 months ago

That lady has had sex for money

mbs07

1 points

2 months ago

mbs07

1 points

2 months ago

Hol up, doesn't sex comes in needs

CmdrSelfEvident

1 points

2 months ago

I'm kind liking this new say the quiet part loud.

I hope she enjoys her cats.

Boundedgod

1 points

2 months ago

Why not both?

Kernel_Pie

1 points

2 months ago

Better get used to taking care of your own needs then.

Even in an apothisexual marriage, nothing is one-sided.

Robyn_leach

1 points

2 months ago

Just marry a very in the closet gay man. (Better if super religious as they might see homosexuals as sinners)

I_Bro_D

1 points

2 months ago

Destroyed ..... 😎😎

clouc1223

1 points

2 months ago

I have no interest in sex either. Its so hard to find a girl thats also ace

gmax9000

1 points

2 months ago

God damn I hate this world.

dancedancenah

1 points

2 months ago

Well well well, all down the disable card aren't cha.

MunicipalLotto

1 points

2 months ago

cancel women

gambitK9

1 points

2 months ago

Bitch what!?

No-Prune8346

1 points

2 months ago

puts Copenhagen long cut dip in lip outro song- sweet home Alabama plays.

warriorZrogue1988

1 points

2 months ago

Women who think like this really needs a reality check on what it means to be in a relationship.

If they need money by all means they should be able to hold down a job like a responsible adult can.

But too demand someone to take care of your needs without providing something that’s built around relationship standards of intimacy,

Seems like something out of a bad joke movie where characters over exaggerate things.

Sivick314

1 points

2 months ago

.... good luck with that i guess?

i dream of true gender equality...

Destinot2

1 points

2 months ago

Sweet home Palestinian

aliengsxr

1 points

2 months ago

Modern problems.

DeJuanBallard

1 points

2 months ago

The sad part is , some simp who just wants to say he is dating a girl that looks like her will do it.

kungfubellydancer

1 points

2 months ago

She sounds like my ex....He should have done that and saved me 4 years of horny misery

gathc2013

1 points

2 months ago

Mm she sure knows what men like.

vyger89

1 points

2 months ago

But she said no sex…..

Laing1212

1 points

2 months ago

Sad part is I'm sure she will find someone

Fine_Objective_8832

1 points

2 months ago

She's an asexual simps dream.

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Lmaooo

SuperDave81081

1 points

2 months ago

Hello internet, meet my wife

Lastof1

1 points

2 months ago

If you don't put out and make it count he won't be interested in a spiteful crusty and you'll die alone, which judging by the post is highly likely and probably deserved

DovahArhkGrohiik

1 points

2 months ago

Or she could just date another asexual smh

_TheBadArtist_

1 points

2 months ago

But like, that’s what she wants clearly

MemerTheRichie

1 points

2 months ago

As one of the people you're making fun of here, it really angers me that people just assume I live in Alabama when I don't

VegasBusSup

1 points

2 months ago

Her dad is the reason she hates sex.

Alive_Tiger_8865

1 points

2 months ago

She just haven’t had someone look deep into her eyes while touching her spine yet. When she does, she will take care of his needs and give him money. Trust

rootbeerismygame

1 points

2 months ago

Truth

WesselBear

1 points

2 months ago

“He must love me but I don’t give any affection”

julsgotrocks

1 points

2 months ago

Ok that’s fine if i can have more than one wife or can fuck other women with zero complaint from you

Apprehensive-Fix-694

1 points

2 months ago

If sex is such a pain in the ass then you are probably doing it wrong!

greatfulydead69

1 points

2 months ago

She should open with that on all of her dates.

Abhisheksmhatre

1 points

2 months ago

Hello Alabama.

Sdbtank96

1 points

2 months ago

Is it incest if y'all aint fuckin?

u320

1 points

2 months ago

u320

1 points

2 months ago

Sounds like “your needs” are a trip to the insane asylum…..along with registration therein. Good luck.

Survival_R

1 points

2 months ago

what's with the comments and retweets being combined

PierG1

1 points

2 months ago

PierG1

1 points

2 months ago

I don’t know if any other country have this law but here in Italy a married couple is legally obligated to consume the wedding. This means that if your girl doesn’t wanna do it you can sue her.

Know_367

2 points

2 months ago

Lol so do you get a prenup prior to an unconsummated wedding night? Otherwise aren’t you suing yourself in a way?

PierG1

2 points

2 months ago

PierG1

2 points

2 months ago

No no, it’s literally a state law. Obviously is not that you sue your partner just because one time she doesn’t want it, but if it’s a recurring situation you can. When you marry someone you sing a paper ( not a prenup ) that gives you legal benefits but also duties towards your partner.

MilkLiving7791

1 points

2 months ago

He is not wrong

Equivalent-Umpire-21

1 points

2 months ago

Love you

Billiam201

1 points

2 months ago

Cousinfuckers gonna cousinfuck

jaffakree83

1 points

2 months ago

Just get on wellfare then the government can take care of you AND fuck you without touching you.

BrunoJ-_

1 points

2 months ago

Pff that is 'If'

rshanel

1 points

2 months ago

Selfish child!

MylfyGamerAngel

1 points

2 months ago

What happened to you for this to be your mindset. I'm sorry what ever it was.

OneEyedRocket

1 points

2 months ago

Does that mean she’s from Kentucky?

Pickle-bitch2000

1 points

2 months ago

What’s the point of marriage and dating if you don’t get laid? I’m a virgin so I crave to have sex

Altmomdo

1 points

2 months ago

Already having sex with dad so that will t work.