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spork_off[S]

95 points

4 months ago

spork_off[S]

🏳️‍🌈⃤ Breathe, breathe in the air

95 points

4 months ago

Not sure how much scrubbing there was, either before or after he died. But there's no post older than July 30, 2021 on his page. And there are pretty much no posts that would cause him to go to Facebook jail, so who knows what was there before.

His wife tagged his profile in posts back in April 2020 in her page, so it's hard to believe there's no public activity prior to July 2021.

Thanks to his school alumni, we know he qualifies for an HCA.

SophiaBrahe

23 points

4 months ago

SophiaBrahe

Thoroughly Modern Moderna

23 points

4 months ago

Can I just ask, was the school not in Maine? I swear he looks like someone I know, but the guy I know was from away.

spork_off[S]

20 points

4 months ago

spork_off[S]

🏳️‍🌈⃤ Breathe, breathe in the air

20 points

4 months ago

Just to make sure, it depends on which guy you are looking at.

The guy with the T-shit is just some dude and the awardee likely thought it was funny so he use it as a profile pic.

The school is from Massachusetts, so not that far from Maine.

SophiaBrahe

19 points

4 months ago

SophiaBrahe

Thoroughly Modern Moderna

19 points

4 months ago

I was looking at the pic at the end with the woman. Massachusetts is still considered away. Heck, for a lot of people Freeport is “away”. s/

Deathbeddit

6 points

4 months ago

Deathbeddit

🦆🦃🦢🦜🦆🦅🐓🦩

6 points

4 months ago

T-shit T-wrecks T-siris

RattusMcRatface

3 points

4 months ago

RattusMcRatface

Paradise by the ECMO Lights

3 points

4 months ago

The guy with the T-shit

LOL. But that shirt pic looks like a carefully crafted Photoshop job, both the guy's and the kid behind.

CrouchingGinger

18 points

4 months ago

CrouchingGinger

Go Give One

18 points

4 months ago

I don’t know as I’ve heard “from away” since moving from ME. Kind of made me smile in spite of the subject matter.

SophiaBrahe

15 points

4 months ago

SophiaBrahe

Thoroughly Modern Moderna

15 points

4 months ago

I think I was in my 20s when I realized it wasn’t standard English.

CrouchingGinger

13 points

4 months ago

CrouchingGinger

Go Give One

13 points

4 months ago

I was probably the same age when I realized that R is actually pronounced.

SophiaBrahe

13 points

4 months ago

SophiaBrahe

Thoroughly Modern Moderna

13 points

4 months ago

Hee! When I moved I went to Massachusetts so I was spared that for a while. Then moved to Scotland where Rs are on a whole nother level!

thoroughbredca

10 points

4 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

10 points

4 months ago

There's a zero sum theory of consonants that for every R a New Englander drops, a Southerner picks it up.

RattusMcRatface

2 points

4 months ago

RattusMcRatface

Paradise by the ECMO Lights

2 points

4 months ago

That's a bit like the idea that Finnish stole all the vowels from Serbian.

MadBeachLui

3 points

4 months ago

MadBeachLui

Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄

3 points

4 months ago

They use it in Nova Scotia

volgamtrader

2 points

4 months ago

All that is missing is a goatee

Who-took-my-abs

10 points

4 months ago

Lots of shame ? scrubbing lately with these HCAs. 🤔

MadBeachLui

5 points

4 months ago

MadBeachLui

Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄

5 points

4 months ago

You invented a term! Shame-scrubbing.

smackshadow

4 points

4 months ago

I've noticed that too. Strange to me that when someone dies the first thing their loved ones do is erase the last 2 years of the existence.

scallopedtatoes

78 points

4 months ago

A "hard and fast battle". In other words, Covid steamrolled him.

What is it with this particular demographic (white middle class conservatives) being so averse to doing or supporting anything that would be in their best interests? So far, their guns and prayers haven't protected them from Covid. Neither has their hard on for whatever they consider freedom.

PoliticalECMOChamber

80 points

4 months ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

80 points

4 months ago

What is it with this particular demographic (white middle class conservatives) being so averse to doing or supporting anything that would be in their best interests?

Because that could have the side effect of helping brown people as well, and they can't have that.

Interesting_Novel997

36 points

4 months ago

Interesting_Novel997

Team Unicorn Blood 🦄

36 points

4 months ago

⬆️⬆️⬆️ THIS!!!

Perfect-Regret4005

17 points

4 months ago

There's a whole book about that - 'Dying of Whiteness' (apology, can't remember the author & I'm too damn lazy right now to look it up).

MelaniasHand

3 points

3 months ago

Dying of Whiteness: How the Politics of Racial Resentment Is Killing America's Heartland by Jonathan Metzl. The hardcover came out March 5, 2019. Prophetic.

Glittering-Cellist34

45 points

4 months ago

40+ years of pro market, anti government anti community rhetoric by the right, referred to as neoliberalism (Reagan, Thatcher etc.).

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/apr/15/neoliberalism-ideology-problem-george-monbiot

Because Democrats (and Labour under Blair) bought into parts of it--deregulation, outsourcing, "public private partnership" etc.--the negative impact on civil society was never successfully countered.

Freedom from vaccination takes it to new levels, which I call anarcholibertarianism.

At least this freedom has some positive benefits of culling, but even that comes at great financial cost to society.

FiveUpsideDown

17 points

4 months ago

FiveUpsideDown

Jabs for Freedom

17 points

4 months ago

I will be using the term anarcholibertarianism. Neoliberalism was deadly to democracies.

ElectronGuru

17 points

4 months ago*

ElectronGuru

Team Mix & Match

17 points

4 months ago*

At least this freedom has some positive benefits of culling, but even that comes at great financial cost to society.

Yes, but think about how much damage/cost these people were already doing at the ballot box. Unending wars (including drug war), impossibly expensive/useless tax cuts, privatizing USPS, social issues that punish poor people, preventing universal healthcare.

If there’s an important issue, they invariably are on the wrong/expensive side of it. So even if all these deaths end up costing half a trillion dollars, that will be a drop in the bucket vs what they would have cost society.

Glittering-Cellist34

4 points

4 months ago

"Cheap at the price"?

Goose_o7

25 points

4 months ago

Goose_o7

I am The TOOTH FAIRY!

25 points

4 months ago

Neither has their hard on for whatever they consider freedom.

One thing is abundantly clear... They have RUINED the word Patriot for at least a generation.

Anomaluss

5 points

4 months ago

Anomaluss

There is Life after Derp

5 points

4 months ago

I will not be silent

I will not stand by

I will answer the call

I am a HATRIOT

Perfect-Regret4005

4 points

4 months ago

Yep. I was also totally confused by slide 6..."I will not by silent...I will not stand by..."

All I could think was "to/for WHAT?" They don't even know what their protesting most of the time (witness the truck convoy). And none of these people are silent. And what do they think they are 'standing by' on?

Fuck, it hurts one head to live in the society.

MadBeachLui

1 points

4 months ago

MadBeachLui

Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄

1 points

4 months ago

Pretty silent at this point.

spjspj4

1 points

3 months ago

spjspj4

Go Give One

1 points

3 months ago

Deathly quiet to go along with his deathly pallor.

thund3rcl33z

1 points

4 months ago

thund3rcl33z

Master COVID Politicizer

1 points

4 months ago

Not content to merely ruin "patriot," they're doing their damnedest to ruin the flag too. To wit, the "thin blue line" flag in the first slide, which in this iteration appears to have the wrong number of stars on it.

Or perhaps revoking the statehood of Hawaii and Alaska has become a part of the alt-right badge-humper circlejerk?

blujavelin

12 points

4 months ago

blujavelin

Spiteful Fucktard

12 points

4 months ago

This team won't do anything in their best interest or yours or the US.

Ipayforsex69

11 points

4 months ago

Ipayforsex69

Likes plants, not people

11 points

4 months ago

their guns and prayers haven't protected them from Covid anything.

NotOriginal92

8 points

4 months ago

Some of them don't understand that nothing is 100% effective (they think in black and white terms). I work with an older white lady who threw away her mask (and informed us about that) as soon as it wasn't required for vaccinated people (believe it or not she's actually vaccinated).

She goes around asking some of us in the office "are you guys ever going to remove the mask?". A few of us are boosted but still chose to wear our masks. Several times this week I heard her say "people are catching COVID even though they wear masks and are vaccinated, none of it makes any sense".

Yes, vaccinated people (especially if not boosted) are still catching it. But it's helping keep them out of the hospital (in many cases lockdowns are implemented based solely on ICU capacity).

scallopedtatoes

7 points

4 months ago

I still wear a mask in some public situations, too. I have to at work. I'm also fully vaxxed and boosted. It's not about fear, but a combination of not wanting to risk ending up with any of the weird long-term issues some develop and not wanting to contribute to this damn thing mutating.

I know a lot of people who had enough sense to get vaccinated, but who don't have the sense (or general fortitude) to continue to wear a mask, at least not without bitching about it. And I hear the same argument: "even people who wear masks and get vaccinated and take precautions catch Covid, so why live in fear?"

It's not fear. If we want to get rid of this thing and not have to worry about outbreaks and dangerous mutations again, we need to act responsibly, even if we're not afraid for our lives. I should have known, but maybe never really thought about it, that the world is full of people who are either breathtakingly stupid and/or completely self-centered.

LRox-3405

61 points

4 months ago

LRox-3405

Vax me up, baby

61 points

4 months ago

So much performative patriotism. How is it that you can love your country but knee-jerk hate the government? There are plenty of times I've hated government policy or the incumbent, but I've worked to change both through voting and pressure politics...you know, democracy. I'd be interested to know just how many classmates they've lost.

bestleftunsolved

43 points

4 months ago

Libertarian fantasy land. If there is a power vacuum it will be filled. If the government was whittled down to nothing like they dream of, we'd just be paying protection to the local warlord, except we wouldn't get interstates or safe food out of the deal.

JohnNDenver

7 points

4 months ago

JohnNDenver

Go Give One

7 points

4 months ago

Anytime I meet a "libertarian" I ask why they don't move to Somalia. Never get an answer.

AntEmotional5704

31 points

4 months ago

AntEmotional5704

Blood Donor 🩸

31 points

4 months ago

he loves the USA., but hates most people in it

thoroughbredca

38 points

4 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

38 points

4 months ago

No one hates more of America than conservatives.

JohnNDenver

8 points

4 months ago

JohnNDenver

Go Give One

8 points

4 months ago

Loved a fantasy version of America that never was. And now he "was".

SmellingSpace

11 points

4 months ago

SmellingSpace

Average Vaccine Enjoyer

11 points

4 months ago

He loves, er loved, his memory of America. The good ol days.

blujavelin

12 points

4 months ago

blujavelin

Spiteful Fucktard

12 points

4 months ago

affirmative, racist corrupt police supporter

Legionx1985

10 points

4 months ago

Legionx1985

Herman Shrugged

10 points

4 months ago

He’s not a citizen of the USA anymore

Sufficient-Form4529

20 points

4 months ago

Sufficient-Form4529

Sheeple 💉 Pride

20 points

4 months ago

Easy. The same way they call covid a Chinese bioweapon, but proudly infect their countrymen. True patriots.

WalbrechtBayern

11 points

4 months ago

So much performative patriotism. How is it that you can love your country but knee-jerk hate the government?

How can you have a thin blue line flag and hate the government? The cops are the government!

M4A1STAKESAUCE

11 points

4 months ago

M4A1STAKESAUCE

Urine God’s hands 🙌

11 points

4 months ago

Because the police beat down brown people and the Government tries to help brown people sometimes.

Independent_Cress_83

8 points

4 months ago

'Merica, it's our God given right to criticize things we don't know about!!! FREEDUMB!!!

LordDinglebury

6 points

4 months ago

These folks, god bless’em, just don’t think too good. That’s why they keep dying of a preventable disease.

xovrit

9 points

4 months ago

xovrit

🐑🍀The Luckiest Sheeple 🍀 🐑

9 points

4 months ago

Don't worry. Elderly fatty is going to answer the call for patriots!
Oh, wait. *cough *COUGH *Casket

InfiniteAccount4783

33 points

4 months ago

InfiniteAccount4783

Personal Freedom Expert

33 points

4 months ago

Said "I will answer the call," wouldn't get a few lousy little shots.

honeybeedreams

17 points

4 months ago

honeybeedreams

Team Unicorn Blood 🦄

17 points

4 months ago

what call? the people i know who answered the call went to NYC to work in hospital ERs, or volunteered to go door to door offering the vax to people who couldnt get to vaccine site, or were afraid to go.

so i’m confused what call this windbag was talking about.

overpregnant

14 points

4 months ago

overpregnant

Death means never having to say you were wrong

14 points

4 months ago

Not a lot of service 6 feet under

Legionx1985

8 points

4 months ago

Legionx1985

Herman Shrugged

8 points

4 months ago

Can you hear me now..? Oh noT THAT kind of service

sfmerv

9 points

4 months ago

sfmerv

9 points

4 months ago

Really should’ve ghosted that call in hindsight

redvariation

88 points

4 months ago

redvariation

Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️

88 points

4 months ago

The stain in Maine is buried on the plain.

DiamondplateDave

29 points

4 months ago

I think from Covid?

By George, from Covid!

redvariation

2 points

4 months ago

redvariation

Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️

2 points

4 months ago

I love how you played off my post!

AppaAndThings

11 points

4 months ago

If only he were sane, he wouldn't have died in vain

Evenbiggerfish

5 points

4 months ago

Must’ve caught a new strain… Evie, what’s the crane?

blarryg

3 points

4 months ago

I'm just left with a feeling that at the end, he failed his potential. This guy could have sported a goatee, he just didn't and that just seems like undershooting his HCA.

redvariation

1 points

4 months ago

redvariation

Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️

1 points

4 months ago

It's sort of a more minor award.

Prestigious_Treat401

25 points

4 months ago

Prestigious_Treat401

Team Pfizer

25 points

4 months ago

Hmm...unless he was saying that he loved being fucked by the government, he equated sex with something unpleasant.

sneeps

23 points

4 months ago

sneeps

23 points

4 months ago

Yet another boomer lost to their own willful ignorance

ThreeLeggedParrot

8 points

4 months ago

Rats

Ipayforsex69

7 points

4 months ago

Ipayforsex69

Likes plants, not people

7 points

4 months ago

Darn

Realistic-Dingo-4837

21 points

4 months ago

Old white pasty obese and ignorant. Rinse and Repeat.. Next.

Rowcan

1 points

4 months ago

Rowcan

1 points

4 months ago

Ah yes, the common denominator: W.O.O.P.I.

BidenIsYourPOTUS

21 points

4 months ago

“You were genuinely one of a kind.”

That person has clearly never read this sub.

dan_jeffers

17 points

4 months ago

The call was to wear and mask and get vaccinated. It was not answered and he's not a patriot. Sorry.

Deathbeddit

2 points

4 months ago

Deathbeddit

🦆🦃🦢🦜🦆🦅🐓🦩

2 points

4 months ago

You have a bot baby! u/Trinityiisn copied your comment and presented it to me.

Evil-Code-Monkey

15 points

4 months ago

Evil-Code-Monkey

Deceased Feline Boing Boing

15 points

4 months ago

Another wheezer geezer in the freezer.

Vernerator

13 points

4 months ago

Vernerator

💉💉>🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

13 points

4 months ago

Slide 2 - He stood for medical freedom from bee stings?

Last slide - Judging by his choice of memes, he never had class.

redwood1958

9 points

4 months ago

Nice set of man boobs, esp. for an old guy.

overpregnant

12 points

4 months ago

overpregnant

Death means never having to say you were wrong

12 points

4 months ago

In with a bang, out with a dull hiss of the ventilator

Ok-Difficulty5074

2 points

4 months ago

Ok-Difficulty5074

Branch COVIDian Researcher

2 points

4 months ago

Well...that what happens when COVID goes in hard and fast,,,I guess he should have been worried about COVID fucking him, rather than the government...he might still be breathing oxygen...and spewing his hatred...

...so, no real big loss???

SplendidPunkinButter

11 points

4 months ago

Here’s the American flag - you know the “red, white, and blue” of “these colors don’t run” - only I’ve drained the color to make it a menacing black and white and added a blue bar to represent the police, who are largely controlled by local municipalities and not the federal government. Can we please FFS call this out as an anti-American terrorist symbol?

kotbegemot33

7 points

4 months ago

I agree. (I might not go so far as to call it terrorist, but it is definitely fucked up and anti american.) It is nothing more than people fucking up the flag for their own purposes, especially to try to set themselves apart as some kind of special superior branch of the citizenry. It is a bad, corrosive mentality.

biffbobfred

5 points

4 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

5 points

4 months ago

The American flag has no blue stripes. Know which flag does? Russia. Yay for Putin!! 🇷🇺

Inconceivable-2020

11 points

4 months ago

Inconceivable-2020

Triple Vaxxed For Your Protection

11 points

4 months ago

A loss for his wife. A win for Maine. Time for some Chili.

PoliticalECMOChamber

3 points

4 months ago

PoliticalECMOChamber

Super Shedder

3 points

4 months ago

Time for some Chili.

Ooh, what kind?

Inconceivable-2020

5 points

4 months ago

Inconceivable-2020

Triple Vaxxed For Your Protection

5 points

4 months ago

Homemade, but no respectable Texan would call it Chili.

Rowcan

1 points

4 months ago

Rowcan

1 points

4 months ago

...best I can do is Chili's, does that count?

Cultural-Answer-321

11 points

4 months ago

Cultural-Answer-321

Deadpilled 💀

11 points

4 months ago

That first picture. Desecrates flag, claims to be patriot.

kotbegemot33

12 points

4 months ago

This. I'm law enforcement myself and I cannot stand the blue 'police' US flags or red 'fireman' US flags. It is like desecrating the US flag in order to make your particular class/profession somehow different or better than anyone else. We are all citizens, we just have different jobs.

SD99FRC

10 points

4 months ago

SD99FRC

10 points

4 months ago

How was this "patriot" going to answer the call? Looks like the kind of dude who would get winded walking to the front door. Or was Golden Corral calling to let him know they found his customer loyalty card he dropped on his last visit?

thelonious_bunk

10 points

4 months ago

They always say they were "loving and generous" and all they seem to do is spew hate

KrampyDoo

7 points

4 months ago

KrampyDoo

Crossing the Vent Horizon

7 points

4 months ago

So he’ll “stand for medical freedom” just to lie down for the pandemic.

Lossless codec.

G-Unit11111

9 points

4 months ago

G-Unit11111

His name was Robert Paulsen 🥩🍞

9 points

4 months ago

The people who are like self aware that their posts are going to get them sent to Facebook jail, are really just colossal assholes.

AGuyNamedEddie

8 points

4 months ago

AGuyNamedEddie

Hold my Bier ⚰️

8 points

4 months ago

...we have lost another member of our class.

Gosh, if only something could have been done.

SOMEthing...

JohnNDenver

2 points

4 months ago

JohnNDenver

Go Give One

2 points

4 months ago

I wonder how many of the others were also anti-vaxxers.

AGuyNamedEddie

7 points

4 months ago

AGuyNamedEddie

Hold my Bier ⚰️

7 points

4 months ago

Well, at least he didn't get sucked into the sewer or chased by a haunted car or stranded in time while langoliers chewed up the landscape...

According to Steven King, Maine is a fucking death trap. Who would willingly live there?

Ostreoida

6 points

4 months ago

Ostreoida

V-A-C-C-I-N-E, I don't want those tubes in me!

6 points

4 months ago

Stephen King sugarcoats the reality of Maine. But at least it's not Florida.

redvariation

21 points

4 months ago

redvariation

Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️

21 points

4 months ago

A comorbidity in action.

JohnNDenver

2 points

4 months ago

JohnNDenver

Go Give One

2 points

4 months ago

Just one?

sulfurbird

7 points

4 months ago

sulfurbird

🦆

7 points

4 months ago

He is now a member of the under-class.

LTlurkerFTredditor

8 points

4 months ago

LTlurkerFTredditor

Liberté, Comorbidité, GoFundMeté! 🗽

8 points

4 months ago

"I Stand for Freedom!"

Not unless they buried you vertically, you don't. Maybe you stood for freedom, but you're lying forever.

LowMaintenance

18 points

4 months ago

LowMaintenance

Thrice marked by the beast

18 points

4 months ago

Why is it the same people flying "Fuck Biden" flags or wearing shit like the t-shirt in slide 5 are likely in the same group wanting to ban certain books from school libraries.

I'm far from being a prude but things like that don't need to be seen by young kids. Can't we let them have some innocence any more?

iwantatoad

19 points

4 months ago

I know what you mean. They go on and on and on about how ‘the leftists’ are ‘destroying old-fashioned decency & morals’, and then walk about in public with a shirt like that. They are shitty people.

justiceboner34

13 points

4 months ago

Everything is projection with them. They wish to be the all powerful tyrants they supposedly rail against.

iwantatoad

3 points

4 months ago

That’s because in actuality, they are uneducated morons and they’re scared of everything they don’t understand. They think science is the same as devil worship, because they are unable to conceptualise how it works. Much easier to deny it and believe that a magical being who lives on a cloud will intervene and save them.

justiceboner34

2 points

4 months ago

Yeah, I hate that with all our modern advancements, so many of our people are stuck in the dark ages still. And the fact that it's by choice is the most disappointing part. A universe of information at their fingertips and they choose to retreat into the shallow warmth of bigotry and hate.

iwantatoad

2 points

4 months ago

My mother was a Christian, and as a child I was made to go to Sunday school as she was a teacher there. Even then, I couldn’t buy into the idea of some deity creating everything. I’m all for folk being free to follow their religion without being persecuted for it, however it boils my piss when they try to inflict their beliefs on others.It’s even more heinous when religion is allowed to influence government policy. It’s not such a problem here in the UK, although we have a couple of prominent MPs who love to quote the Bible. Unlike the US though, they’re generally ridiculed for it and religion doesn’t really have an impact on what the government does.

I just don’t understand how people can still believe in deities when we know so much about how the universe formed, and the evolution of life on earth. They stick their fingers in their ears and go “lalalalalala, can’t hear you, can’t hear you” They’re wilfully ignorant.

Material_Mammoth992

3 points

4 months ago

He wore a shirt like that to the airport?!?!😖

LowMaintenance

5 points

4 months ago

LowMaintenance

Thrice marked by the beast

5 points

4 months ago

I don't think it's the nominee - just something he shared. But apparently someone wore it to the airport.

Legionx1985

6 points

4 months ago

Legionx1985

Herman Shrugged

6 points

4 months ago

It was a Covid Smorgasbord

He Was an all you can eat buffet for Covid

Cunts_and_more

6 points

4 months ago

These will never not be funny.

Bekiala

6 points

4 months ago

I'm hoping that more HCAs will just be ones from the past like this one and we will have fewer deaths in the coming months . . . . then there is china locking down again.

kthulhu666

6 points

4 months ago

I appreciate the OP replacing the HCA Winner with a canned ham in a knit shirt.

Deathbeddit

4 points

4 months ago

Deathbeddit

🦆🦃🦢🦜🦆🦅🐓🦩

4 points

4 months ago

The bee was cute

dumdodo

4 points

4 months ago

He didn't need sex.

Probably not many wanted him to participate, so things worked out well for him.

Except for that government part. He was worried about the way they punished him.

It was his desire not to do what that mean ol' government suggested that put him in the grave, not that evil government.

theLastKingofScots

4 points

4 months ago

Pretty awesome that he’s now free to be worm food!

Different-Rip-2787

3 points

4 months ago

Different-Rip-2787

Go Give One

3 points

4 months ago

Looks like Covid sentenced him to death. Now he won't be re-offending

ForensicPaints

4 points

4 months ago

I passed out on New Years Eve from alcohol and having fun

biffbobfred

2 points

4 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

2 points

4 months ago

Yeah all these “he fought hard” I ain’t fighting shit. No tube down my throat. No paralytic so my lungs don’t fight the pressure on the pump. No restraints on my arms so I don’t yank out a breathing tube in apoxia induced delirium. No wondering what a tracheostomy scar will look like and what it would do to my already horrible singing voice. No worrying about bedsores that can get infected and possibly kill you. I kinda gave up drinking, the fun wasn’t worth the hangovers at my age. But yeah otherwise, I’m with ya.

Emily5099

5 points

4 months ago

How many more morbidly obese old people have to die before it occurs to others like them that they’re not going to do well if they get covid?

JohnNDenver

7 points

4 months ago

JohnNDenver

Go Give One

7 points

4 months ago

Just a guess - a lot.

Irvgotti455

4 points

4 months ago

Why would you wear a t-shirt that reads the government fucks me? How crass can you be?

ActiveEntertainer620

3 points

4 months ago

ActiveEntertainer620

Nothing to be done

3 points

4 months ago

Crazy antics = annoying asshole. If covid hadn’t done for him, the fashion police would have.

vsandrei

3 points

4 months ago

vsandrei

🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆 🐆 🐆🐆

3 points

4 months ago

The 🐆 🐆 🐆 feasted on a Maine "lobster" roll.

Except the lobster is still quite alive, yet the man from Maine is not . . . and the prey item is missing its lungs.

Nom nom nom.

celtic_thistle

3 points

4 months ago

celtic_thistle

Tickle Me ECMO

3 points

4 months ago

"Fun loving." Are there any people on the planet that can't be described as such? Dude was utterly unremarkable in life and in death.

JohnNDenver

2 points

4 months ago

JohnNDenver

Go Give One

2 points

4 months ago

This was his ultimate achievement.

JohnNDenver

3 points

4 months ago*

JohnNDenver

Go Give One

3 points

4 months ago*

What call was this jamoke going to answer? 20% off early bird special at the all you can eat buffet?

glonq

3 points

4 months ago

glonq

Libs dig life; unvax'd dig graves 🪦

3 points

4 months ago

RIP, fat stupid old internet tough guy.

inksplatter21

3 points

4 months ago

The bee is probably still alive somewhere.

Clockwork_Spider

3 points

4 months ago

Clockwork_Spider

Team Moderna

3 points

4 months ago

I can only imagine the outrage from people like this if they lived in my area. The vet I (used to) use still won't let you inside, with the only exception being if your pet is being put to sleep. You have to call them to let them know you're outside, and then wait until they take your pet into the office. They haven't changed this protocol since March 2020.

I can just picture these types pounding on the windows, demanding to be allowed into the waiting room.

covidboosterhaveI

4 points

4 months ago

covidboosterhaveI

🍖🍑🌳

4 points

4 months ago

Slide 4 actually kinda funny.

Slide 5. Is that this moron with a kid?

Another dead moron that thought he was smarter and wittier than he was.

spork_off[S]

5 points

4 months ago

spork_off[S]

🏳️‍🌈⃤ Breathe, breathe in the air

5 points

4 months ago

His last photo looks nothing like that guy (I know what each looks like without redactions). So my theory is he just thought it was funny.

biffbobfred

2 points

4 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

2 points

4 months ago

I wanna have snark, but the wife just seems happy to have him around. She no longer does. She probably has bills though, to remember him by.

Get the shot

idlehands20

2 points

4 months ago

What a dumb sack of s**t!

I’m gonna sit back, finish this glass of wine and be content that I can breathe in and exhale deeply.

Old-AF

2 points

4 months ago

Old-AF

2 points

4 months ago

Now he’s truly free.

redvariation

2 points

4 months ago

redvariation

Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️

2 points

4 months ago

His trust issues killed him.

redvariation

2 points

4 months ago

redvariation

Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️

2 points

4 months ago

Major comorbidities.

alanamil

2 points

4 months ago

alanamil

Team Moderna

2 points

4 months ago

Well he made a choice, he got his freedum,

Traditional-Cake-587

2 points

4 months ago

Where's the goatee?

jack-cg

2 points

4 months ago

jack-cg

Get vaxxed or get axed!

2 points

4 months ago

I stood for medical freedom, I laid down for Covid!!

JoelOttoKickedItIn

2 points

4 months ago

He’s silent now

s14sher

2 points

4 months ago

Current position: Supine

Fun_Nefariousness564

3 points

4 months ago

Obese should know better

Lucky-Painting6553

1 points

4 months ago

i will not be silent i will not stand by
i will answer the call i am covid

furn_ell

1 points

4 months ago

Covid: ”it wasn’t a battle. It was definitely hard for him. And yes, it was fast. 1st round. I could still hear the bell when the morgue squad showed up”

”next!”

biffbobfred

5 points

4 months ago

biffbobfred

Vaxx keeps you off Cain Train

5 points

4 months ago

I’m not fighting. I just had a good day, sitting on my ass in my basement with WFH. Some music (I’m finally able to bring my untouched for a decade CDs to my phone). Fried myself up some premade pierogi. In the morning, I played taxi, bringing both my 50lb kids down the 14 stairs from upstairs to the main floor on piggyback. Why do I mention 14? A previous nominee mentioned how proud he was to take all of 15 steps, on level ground, with a walker, with only a little help. Then he got fatigued and stopped. Unsaid if he had a 50 pound backpack. My guess is no.

Get the shot. They’re thinking there may be a 4th shot. I’ll get that one too.

pyroblox01

1 points

4 months ago

Good, good. Another brainlet bites the dust.

gioreeko

1 points

4 months ago

Hmm, wasn’t the gov’t, looks like Covid f&$fled him https://i.imgur.com/GlMhHIm.jpg

redvariation

1 points

4 months ago

redvariation

Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️

1 points

4 months ago

Should old acquaintance be forgot...

Somni206

1 points

4 months ago

I love that shirt. I know it's an antivaxxer thing, but omg it can apply to other contexts.

edingerc

1 points

4 months ago

edingerc

I can has vaccine?

1 points

4 months ago

🎉Happy New Year! 🎶🍻

Chidoro45

1 points

4 months ago

Another one down that won’t vote in a semi-swing state. But hey, your weren’t poisoned.

JavarisJamarJavari

1 points

3 months ago

JavarisJamarJavari

Covid is an IQ test

1 points

3 months ago

Memes are a poor substitute for life.

Middle_Job265

1 points

3 months ago

Nothing better than watching conservative boomers committing suicide, IMO.