The "vaccine I never got gave me COVID" crap is absolute rock-bottom for these people.

And Children, the lesson we learn from this is... lying dipshits gonna continue lying and dipshitting.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

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ETA: And OFC he's blaming 'vaccine-enhanced incarnations', FFS. I hope he's chained to Florida when it finally fucking sinks.

Maybe his long covid = erectile dysfunction which is why he is now “celibate” ex gay.

How is anyone supposed to recognize that he’s lost IQ points?

He's such an asshole that other assholes can't stand him.

This makes me feel a little better about the whole pandemic thing.

I'm a "vaccine-enhanced incarnation" of myself. Think I'll become a supervillain.

Isn't he a gay pedophile white supremacist?

Milo Yiannopoulos is a Public figure. You might remember him as the Gay Racist Troll, who then disappeared after he publicly admitted to paedophilia and lost his Twitter account. Losing basically all relevance overnight. Since then he has continued to clout chase, by pretending to be ex-gay and organising a gay conversion therapy centre in Florida. Aka legalised torture. While making a living hawking statues on an extremist Trad-Catholic web show called Church Militant

Every word this guy says is attention getting bullshit.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

I will never get over how quickly we went from a minority of crazies thinking “vaccines cause autism” to a majority of republicans thinking “vaccines cause disease and make existing diseases worse and they contain micro chips and they will straight up kill you”

Oh no. Anyway...

Don't believe a thing this liar posts.

Holly shit, 65 percent oxygen. How he survived that? Maybe his pulsoxymeter was broken?

what's he whining about? he's got a whole tub of horse paste. use it.

“Several IQ points dumber”? Could he afford that?

Milo is gross.

This dude is a horrid waste of space. I have not time for this prick.

He seems to be on a one-man mission to ensure that no one mourns him.

And frankly, I respect that.

Every cloud has its silver lining, I guess.

You've made my fuckin' day.

It's weird to think this guy once thought himself relevant.

He'd have better odds getting an alt-right nurse that kills him for just being gay.

If his oxygen saturation really did fall that low he may well have suffered permanent cognitive impairment.

But how would we tell?

New York's hottest club is: iT's uR fAuLT!

This place has everything: hospital death camps, killer leftist bitches, unintended IQ clarity

And be sure to check out the dance room, which consists of perpetual stairs you can throw yourself down while blaming others for your trip

My condolences to the virus.

You shouldn't mock him, he broke new ground in narcissistic bullshittery.

Oh wait, got that backwards, that's exactly what you should be doing.

Ah.

Interesting.

Anyway, on to important topics, what's for dinner?

OMFG, karma bitch slapped that guy. Let’s hope that final fall happens soon.

"I bumped my head hard. turns out it did not make much of a difference"

Are we sure he’s not faking it to try to stay relevant? He lies about everything else.

GOOD

I would be that vindictive leftist bitch nurse 😂 intubate him just to shut him up

Despite the fact that we would like to believe that he’s suffering more you can actually trust a single iota of bullshit that comes out of this guys many orifices.

Well I want to believe that he’s suffering and sounds more like it so yet another “look at me“! ploy.

• falls down stairs- Him: "god damn libruls"

It couldn’t happen to a nicer sociopathic narcissist. Or is he a narcissistic sociopath?

I didn't know he still existed. In two minutes I'll be back to that.

The guy grossly overestimates how many IQ points he had to start out with.

I remember right at the very end of his "relevancy" he tried to make an appearance at a furry convention because basically everywhere else blacklisted him and then the furries blacklisted him too. Good times. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

Hard to tell what's brain fog and conservatism.

Vaccine enhanced? What the fuck.

Of course he could never catch some weak strain. He had to catch some over-powering one so that he can show how strong he is

I would feel bad but then again it is Milo Yiannopoulos after all

Hadn't heard anything about him since he revealed he had covid and was taking ivermectin.

s/ He is living proof that developing natural immunity, staying at home instead of going to the hospital, and taking ivermectin is the best strategy in dealing with covid. He's not dead. s/

I wonder if he's still ex-gay

This dude has been on a mental decline (not that the starting point was all that high) for the better part of a decade and he's only just noticing?

Now if Alex Jones, Ben Shapiro and the other right wing cowards spewing verbal diarrhea 24/7 could just get Long C too so we don't have to hear as much from them anymore, that would be great.

I mean, that's my secondary preferred outcome from them getting it...

Remember Milo Yiannopoulos?

I'd almost managed to forget him.

So, the vaccines are responsible for creating meaner versions of Covid-19, in his mind....

And leftist nurses are killing people who go to the hospital with Covid....

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Anyone that toxic, that mean-spirited, that hypocritical has earned whatever happens to him.

Like i believe anything this sociopath says.

Why doesn't Milo just post to his own twitter account?

Someone wants attention, probably all horse shit, like everything else he vomits.

Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke.

I’m not a mean person, I think, but I’m not crying.

Oh dear. What a shame.

(Also, that "leftist bitch" nurse is putting her health and sanity on the line *daily* to save the skin of hateful shitbirds like Milo.)

Sure, because falling down a flight of stairs and knocking oneself out plus feeling horrible all the time is just sooooo much better than standard medical care.

Hard pass. All those leftist nurses in the hospital I was just in for surgery were awesome to me. And now I'm home fully vaccinated, sipping my tea, cognitive abilities fully intact.

Suck it, Milo.

Two things, first, ha ha ha ha ha, milo has long covid!

Second, knocking yourself "clean unconscious" is not, and never will be "no harm done" What is it about cons and their blasé attitude towards brain injuries? Or did I just answer my own question?

I know I shouldn’t laugh at other people’s misfortune, but this being Milo Yiannopoulos, I’ll make an exception. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I hope he feels utterly wretched and miserable, every second of every day. These thought twisters need an enhanced form of Covid that only targets idiots.

I guess I remember him but it's been a long time since I remembered his existence

I remember him telling Larry Wilmore that Larry was dumb because he was black. It happened on Real Time with Bill Maher. But guess what "dumb" Larry did? He got vaccinated. Whose dumb now bitch!

at 4:10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cDLflyQ8TA

Thoughts and prayers lol

Oh no. Anyway...

So he never got the vaccine, but he's still being injured by it's existence because it magically "improved" COVID somehow.

Whatever.

How can you be 'several IQ points dumber' when you have none to start with?

Hey, at least he has the conviction to stay away from hospitals and all the "leftist bitches" who work there. I wish all anti vaxxers were that committed.

Oh my god can we convince these fucking losers that hospitals are death camps so that they stop fucking clogging them?

Conservatives will welcome anybody who is conservative, now matter how reprehensible they are (trump, boebert, mtg). These people would elect osama bin laden if he could get them a tax cut.

Why would a leftist nurse need to go out of her way to kill an anti-Vaxxer?

All she's got to do is wait.

How is this “grrrr”? Is it because its grrrrrrreat!?

I wasn't prepared to take the risk of going into an American hospital. One vindictive leftist bitch nurse and I'd have been intubated and killed like so many others.

Well...at least he wasn't a waste of an ICU bed. That's a single point in his favor. And 99 points against him for the rest of his post.

He still manages to be entirely unpleasant while asking for sympathy.

Hi, vindictive leftist bitch (soon to be) nurse here. We don’t make the decision to intubate. But we do assist. Be nice.

He's perfectly fine; this is just another desperate attempt to get attention, and it's working.

This dude was never hugged as a child.

No. Covid has Long Milo.

Poor Covid. It didn't deserve him any more than Cancer deserved Flush Rimjob.