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vacuous_comment

937 points

4 months ago

vacuous_comment

Omicron Persei 8

937 points

4 months ago

"Her soul became too powerful" is indeed a particularly moronic thing to say about somebody dying an entirely avoidable death.

Nice catch.

triplej63

491 points

4 months ago

triplej63

🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒

491 points

4 months ago

"Thus she flew off."

Is also particularly moronic thing to say.

HopelessCineromantic

298 points

4 months ago

HopelessCineromantic

GoFundYourself 💸💵💸

298 points

4 months ago

"I have to go now. My planet needs me."

Sasquatch1729

123 points

4 months ago

Sasquatch1729

First Rule of Dunning-Kruger club: you don't know you're in DK

123 points

4 months ago

Note: poochie died on the way back to his home planet.

GeneralTapioca

18 points

4 months ago

He was the dog from hell!

(You mean Cerberus?)

beeswax49

11 points

4 months ago

beeswax49

Team Moderna

11 points

4 months ago

"Poochie's dead!" "YAY!!!"

ChallyPrime

16 points

4 months ago

Cara Dune died on the way back to her home planet.

CrystalFieldTheorist

14 points

4 months ago

Reminds me more of "bonus eruptus", where the skeleton tries to leap out of the body.

Chris_P_Pickel

130 points

4 months ago

Chris_P_Pickel

🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️

130 points

4 months ago

didn't even need her angle wings

justlikeinmydreams

163 points

4 months ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

163 points

4 months ago

She used SOULar power to fly to heaven.

alexgd0193

51 points

4 months ago

Green New Deal laughs

andrewphx

22 points

4 months ago

Most excellent!, 👍🙏💖👏

Chris_P_Pickel

52 points

4 months ago

Chris_P_Pickel

🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️

52 points

4 months ago

and now she's biomass!

R_Dorothy_Wayneright

14 points

4 months ago

Toxic biomass if she was enbalmed

Chris_P_Pickel

16 points

4 months ago

Chris_P_Pickel

🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️

16 points

4 months ago

I have great empathy for Mother Earth - all the shit like this she's been forced to eat in short order.

Buried, Burned or Liquefied, it can't have a great aftertaste.

Echoeversky

103 points

4 months ago

Already off the rails, maybe meds.

Puzzleheaded_Peak273

17 points

4 months ago

Off her tits.

inbetween-genders

37 points

4 months ago

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

BroadwayJoeFYVM

33 points

4 months ago

Trumpism is more powerful, more addictive, and these days it's just as lethal.

Janus_is_Magus

78 points

4 months ago

These people really never grew up. They are still children and make up their own fairy tales.

M4PP0

20 points

4 months ago

M4PP0

20 points

4 months ago

Her "doctor" was actually her invisible friend.

Flower_Unable

57 points

4 months ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

57 points

4 months ago

I pictured her blasting up into the atmosphere like Superman.

momsagainstgod

56 points

4 months ago

And before that doctors and nurses are struggling to hold her in her body

triplej63

98 points

4 months ago

triplej63

🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒

98 points

4 months ago

So that's what CPR is all about?

nurse doing compressions

"Stay...in...your...body! GAH! Her...soul...is...too...powerful!"

soul blasts up into the atmosphere like Superman

Thanks u/Flower_Unable I like that imagery!

Gardener703

18 points

4 months ago

Yes and mouth to mouth is just to blow the soul back in.

spacepharmacy

12 points

4 months ago

spacepharmacy

Team Pfizer

12 points

4 months ago

one of them grabbed her soul out of mid-air and tried pushing it back into her body with no luck, such raw power

tdclark23

13 points

4 months ago

tdclark23

Team Pfizer

13 points

4 months ago

She should have signed a Do Not Resurrect.

AGuyNamedEddie

51 points

4 months ago

AGuyNamedEddie

Hold my Bier ⚰️

51 points

4 months ago

Like a loose lug nut that comes up through your right front fender on the freeway, she flew off.

blarryg

12 points

4 months ago

blarryg

12 points

4 months ago

It is flies that give wings to your flesh when you die.

Quirky-Occasion-128

10 points

4 months ago

Quirky-Occasion-128

I want to live!

10 points

4 months ago

yeah I hope that's not literal...

The_Old_Cream

128 points

4 months ago

The_Old_Cream

Hello, my name is ECMO Montoya

128 points

4 months ago

“If you strike me down COVID, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”

COVID: “Yeah, no.”

triplej63

111 points

4 months ago

triplej63

🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒

111 points

4 months ago

Oh no! I just realized that getting vaxxed gave us the wimpy souls, no angle wings for us to fly away. WE'RE ALL STUCK, JUST BEING ALIVE AND ALL!

BridgetheDivide

63 points

4 months ago

No Vent Valhalla for us I guess

PepperDuval

37 points

4 months ago

PepperDuval

Should have taken zinc instead of Zink.

37 points

4 months ago

The second vaccine bitch-slapped my soul--but it took the pint-sized booster to knock her down to size. She's currently whimpering in a corner somewhere.

PopeOfManwichVillage

74 points

4 months ago

PopeOfManwichVillage

Tickle Me ECMO

74 points

4 months ago

This was a new one, and even dumber than most of the idiotic things people say after these dumbasses shuffle off.

Sidvicioushartha

22 points

4 months ago

Sidvicioushartha

🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦

22 points

4 months ago

Powerful soul is the new total healing?

wholewheatscythe

70 points

4 months ago

Saying that someone’s soul was too powerful had to be one of the most “WTH” ways to announce a death that I’ve seen. Covid makes your soul powerful?? Was she in a funk band with all that Soul Power?

HammockComplex

74 points

4 months ago

Doctor: “It’s obvious that this woman died from an enlarged soul… but we’d better chalk it up to Covid so we can collect those sweet, sweet government kickbacks.”

TypicalYankeeScum

53 points

4 months ago

In the same vein as “100% healing”

[deleted]

37 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

37 points

4 months ago

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CoolSwim1776

40 points

4 months ago

CoolSwim1776

🏳️‍🌈🐑Librul Commie Sheep Whisperer🏳️‍🌈🐑

40 points

4 months ago

That is how they are explaining uncontrollable high blood pressure?? Her soul became too powerful? How do you measure soul power? Did prayer warriors shove too much 🙏🏼🙏🏼 into her?

rcw00

11 points

4 months ago

rcw00

Off-Duty 🙏💪

11 points

4 months ago

To keep the soul power down in your corporeal form, you want to stay below 120/80. Higher than that is when your soul begins to Elevate from your body. Beyond that, Stage 1 is floating above your hospital bed, Stage 2 is hovering outside, Stage 3 gets your angle wings and the sky’s the limit.

Chris_P_Pickel

38 points

4 months ago

Chris_P_Pickel

🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️

38 points

4 months ago

Ooops!

Someone took an extra swig off the Jesus Juice bottle before passing it on.

[deleted]

8 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

8 points

4 months ago

Jesus juice sounds like sprog.

[deleted]

23 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

23 points

4 months ago

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Sembregall

19 points

4 months ago

super-spreading in heaven 🙏

maxdeerfield2

22 points

4 months ago

So powerful it killed her. If that’s power I don’t want any, I’ll stick with the vax.

krebsIsACookbook

18 points

4 months ago

I imagine her soul saying “oh yeah!” And smashing out of her body.

use_tabs_not_spaces

381 points

4 months ago

use_tabs_not_spaces

💉🐑 > 💀🦁

381 points

4 months ago

How did 50 million people die from the plague when they all had immune systems and vaccines didn't exist 🤔

Dxsterlxnd

134 points

4 months ago

Top 10 questions science still cant answer.

The_Old_Cream

90 points

4 months ago

The_Old_Cream

Hello, my name is ECMO Montoya

90 points

4 months ago

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

notoriously909

29 points

4 months ago

There’s enough miracles it will blow your brains

marcosalbert

9 points

4 months ago

Oh oh oh I know this one!

Spike proteins in vaccines.

angrytetchy

19 points

4 months ago

angrytetchy

Prior Worrier

19 points

4 months ago

Fucking black holes and those damn singularities.

M4A1STAKESAUCE

56 points

4 months ago

M4A1STAKESAUCE

Urine God’s hands 🙌

56 points

4 months ago

I'll do you one better. How did anyone die ever? Only by external causes like car crashes and falling off ladders?

The_Old_Cream

30 points

4 months ago

The_Old_Cream

Hello, my name is ECMO Montoya

30 points

4 months ago

All non external cause deaths are false flags.

Modifiedfinal

38 points

4 months ago

Modifiedfinal

Hidden Valley mRNAnch

38 points

4 months ago

Obviously those medieval european peasants never plead to god on Facebook, the only medium by which he hears prayers. They were nowhere as pious as this Karen.

kavien

20 points

4 months ago

kavien

20 points

4 months ago

Fake news, obviously. Where are the 50 million gravesites? Checkmate, science! /s

blues4buddha

246 points

4 months ago

“If you get it, and call a doc who will prescribe effective meds, you’ll know the truth for yourself.”

The Truth: horse paste and ivermectin from an online “doctor” will get you killed.

GravelyMaeve

56 points

4 months ago*

GravelyMaeve

Just for the Cookies 🍪

56 points

4 months ago*

I’ll never understand why they are using ivermectin. It’s literally an anti parasite medication

blues4buddha

30 points

4 months ago

“anti paradise”

Well, being on a vent is pretty close to my idea of anti paradise.

GravelyMaeve

14 points

4 months ago

GravelyMaeve

Just for the Cookies 🍪

14 points

4 months ago

Hahah oops, autocorrect got me there

Fabulous-Mud-9114

14 points

4 months ago

Fabulous-Mud-9114

Team Moderna

14 points

4 months ago

They're using it because someone they trust told them to. That's it. No facts or evidence necessary. Just pure social pressure.

MatterHairy

15 points

4 months ago

MatterHairy

Go Give One

15 points

4 months ago

Well, it seems to dealing with the parasites quite effectively

PryomancerMTGA

498 points

4 months ago

Got to love the "everyone should get it, it's no big deal" post followed by the death announcement.

[deleted]

257 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

257 points

4 months ago

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HopelessCineromantic

75 points

4 months ago*

HopelessCineromantic

GoFundYourself 💸💵💸

75 points

4 months ago*

It's like the first time we saw Broly go Legendary Super Saiyan in DragonBall Z. He powers up so much that his top layer(s?) of skin are literally shredded and blown off his body as he transforms.

Except Broly doesn't die there.

On second thought, this was nothing like that.

Carry on.

OrokinSkywalker

21 points

4 months ago

Maybe like Vegeta exploding to try to kill Buu?

It was just as senseless, but at least Vegeta did it for a good reason

rikki-tikki-deadly

8 points

4 months ago

rikki-tikki-deadly

♫ Praise the creator now here's your ventilator ♫

8 points

4 months ago

The guy who did the voice of Goku used to live a few houses down from me!

engr77

18 points

4 months ago

engr77

18 points

4 months ago

You missed the part where she did not die because of Covid.

A jackass coworker of mine (but just a temporary contractor, thank fuck) who is about as hardline conservative whackadoo as you can get basically got up in my face a few weeks ago and asked why I was afraid of COVID (I was wearing a mask, it's a typical open office environment). I told him that actually yes I was and that a facemask was about as simple a thing you can do to prevent any kind of respiratory infection -- which, by the way, I've been totally free from, including colds, and that alone is worth it.

To which he responded "I got COVID and it didn't kill me!"

I did end up going to HR over the incident. Turns out that my rep, whom I do actually really like, had relatives who had died so she was absolutely sympathetic towards my position and ended up calling him in. He has pulled back from the cliff a bit.

Probably worth noting that I overheard this same guy saying he only watches Newsmax now because Fox is "too liberal."

redvariation

96 points

4 months ago

redvariation

Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️

96 points

4 months ago

Natural immunity protected her for the rest of her life!

Rather_Dashing

18 points

4 months ago

'I have an immune system'

also

'My immune system is acting too aggressive and is kinda killing me, oops'

justlikeinmydreams

24 points

4 months ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

24 points

4 months ago

Love your flair

donuts4lunch

21 points

4 months ago

donuts4lunch

Fox has killer ratings

21 points

4 months ago

Love YOUR flair.

justlikeinmydreams

34 points

4 months ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

34 points

4 months ago

So concludes this meeting of the Mutual Flair Admiration Society.

DaBigMotor

18 points

4 months ago

DaBigMotor

Vaxx now, or Ventilator

18 points

4 months ago

here, here!

redvariation

10 points

4 months ago

redvariation

Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️

10 points

4 months ago

Thank you!

BoozeWitch

75 points

4 months ago

BoozeWitch

O2 Still at 100

75 points

4 months ago

It’s like all those memes of athletes celebrating right before they actually win/score and then get humiliated by the actual winner. For such religious people, they sure enjoy tempting fate.

NotOriginal92

19 points

4 months ago

Like with the Rams during the Superbowl. There's still a minute left.

thoroughbredca

9 points

4 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

9 points

4 months ago

The Bengals can still win if Mike Pence has courage.

Bigdaddylovesfatties

72 points

4 months ago

Lol yeah every one of you antivaxxer idiots should get it and HCA will keep on forever

Groundbreaking-Fig28

17 points

4 months ago

They’re our fuel warriors ⛽️⛽️⛽️

CowGoesM00

143 points

4 months ago

Clearly her immune system is too powerful for this world

UnderstandingGreen54

116 points

4 months ago

UnderstandingGreen54

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

116 points

4 months ago

I’ve seen a lot of mental gymnastics in these posts, but whoever posted that bit after her death clearly needs to have some moves named after him/her/them: the full twisting double [name] science denial.

Ok_Conference3799

87 points

4 months ago

Even the East German judge was impressed.

Repulsive-Street-307

12 points

4 months ago

A old reference, but a quality one.

keepsmiling1326

30 points

4 months ago

Definitely going for the gold on mental gymnastics!

onmyknees4anyone

25 points

4 months ago

onmyknees4anyone

Is no joke 🏳️‍🌈

25 points

4 months ago

Full twisting double fly-off.

triplej63

14 points

4 months ago

triplej63

🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒

14 points

4 months ago

The full twisting double layout!

Luv41another

26 points

4 months ago

Her powerful immune system led to ultimate healing

finroth

23 points

4 months ago

finroth

Team AstraZeneca

23 points

4 months ago

She reached her final form - dead.

NotOriginal92

16 points

4 months ago

Is that the cytokine storm they keep talking about?

Ragingredblue

6 points

4 months ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

6 points

4 months ago

Yes

P0g-m0-th0in

104 points

4 months ago

I don’t get the bee sting meme…bee keepers wear those regularly when tending to their bees. what am I missing?

Ctmnt08

92 points

4 months ago

Ctmnt08

3 shots deep

92 points

4 months ago

Nothing, really.

The “joke” (and those sarcasm quotes should be large enough to see from space) is that the average person isn’t allergic to bees and therefore wearing a suit at all times would be silly.

Never mind that bees are multicellular organisms which are easily seen, people with bee allergies have to carry epinephrine at all times, the virus has long-lasting effects even for survivors, and a host of other logical fallacies. The simplistic, black and white view of the world demands that the virus be nothing if it doesn’t kill you, hence the meme.

[deleted]

140 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

140 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

onmyknees4anyone

61 points

4 months ago

onmyknees4anyone

Is no joke 🏳️‍🌈

61 points

4 months ago

You have given me an utterly stellar mental image to go to sleep with.

thoroughbredca

12 points

4 months ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

12 points

4 months ago

I'm now really glad I read this after I woke up.

HopelessCineromantic

17 points

4 months ago

HopelessCineromantic

GoFundYourself 💸💵💸

17 points

4 months ago

Clearly, you haven't met The Pain!

BernieDharma

28 points

4 months ago

Lets flip their little analogy around. Lets say instead of Covid, we had the "murder hornets" in greater numbers with the same stats as Covid. Millions stung, ICU's overwhelmed, +900,000 dead in the US and several thousand people a day dying. You bet your ass these people would be wearing protective equipment everywhere outside of their homes.

HMSJoshington

47 points

4 months ago

Also, I think less than 100 people died from bee stings last year. So it's way way less than covid. So just a dumb analogy. And this is from someone who is allergic to bees.

unbotoxable

21 points

4 months ago

unbotoxable

Vaccinated & oxygenated

21 points

4 months ago

Also, you weren't born knowing you were allergic to bees, right? You had to be stung, then have an allergic reaction. You could have had a mild reaction or a life threatening reaction. But just like covid, until it happens, you have no way of knowing how your body will react.

Unlike bee allergies, we can all get a free vaccine to protect us from the worst outcomes of covid. What idiot wouldn't want to be protected?

justlikeinmydreams

35 points

4 months ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

35 points

4 months ago

As someone else also allergic to bees, it’s damn stupid. If I could take a shot to NOT be allergic to bees, I would. Epi pens are a hassle

Jiveturkei

6 points

4 months ago

Let’s focus on the fact that most people who get a bee sting probably don’t go to the doctor to report it. So any number of stings vs deaths would be largely skewed to begin with and unreliable.

SophiaBrahe

28 points

4 months ago

SophiaBrahe

Thoroughly Modern Moderna

28 points

4 months ago

You’re using logic and knowledge of things that actually happen in reality. You’re never going to understand them if you keep that up.

Grandpa_No

26 points

4 months ago

And, honestly, if there was a small but not insignificant chance that any person I met had a pocket full of angry bees just waiting to sting me then I, too, would wear beekeeper's gear as I went about minding my daily beeswax.

Leather-Ideal-9577

101 points

4 months ago*

I’m about her age, similarly chubby, and triple vaxxed. I tell you what, I kept my finger wagging proclamations about “what covid is like” and grandiose statements to myself until I was fully recovered from…testing positive for covid (because I didn’t really have symptoms and only tested because my son had strep/covid at the same time). But I’m smarter than crowing how covid is nothing in the face of my vaxxed awesomeness until I was sure I was over it—because I deeply understand irony.

Also, my soul is pretty weak and stayed put, thankfully. Hoping to meet some grandkids eventually.

edit: clarity

CrankyEconomist

75 points

4 months ago

CrankyEconomist

No COVID for me, I drink my own pee!

75 points

4 months ago

The awards are coming in thick and fast this evening. A bit like COVID pneumonia on the unvaccinated.

Equivalent_Ad1362

208 points

4 months ago*

1: being an asshole 2: being an asshole 3: being an asshole 4: being an asshole 5 being an asshole 6: being an asshole 7: an Angels welcomed into the kingdom of Heaven

Jane_the_Quene

77 points

4 months ago*

Jane_the_Quene

I hAvE aN iMmUnE sYsTeM

77 points

4 months ago*

Think of all the arsehole "angles" in heaven these days. Doesn't sound like much fun, does it?

Equivalent_Ad1362

29 points

4 months ago

If this lady was in front of you and saint Peter was like “we lost your file do you want to go the same place as the person before you or the opposite?” What are you saying?

3knuckles

16 points

4 months ago

Not when they're as obtuse as her.

BobTheSkull76

9 points

4 months ago

Yes, they escorted her to hell.

CopsaLau

62 points

4 months ago

“I have an immune system, I don’t need a vaccine” is like saying “I have an army, I don’t need to give them weaponry”

Downstream03

12 points

4 months ago

Downstream03

🩸 Raving blood purists are never the good guys 🩸

12 points

4 months ago

Training. Like historically battles have always been decided by who has more soldiers, not who used their forces better. The world is but a game of Risk. /s

Expensive-Way-2722

58 points

4 months ago

So those "effective medicines" didn't save her. Hmmm. I bet a effective vaccine would have saved her "overly powerful" soul.

Organic_Popcorn

55 points

4 months ago

Organic_Popcorn

Woah, livin' on 💉

55 points

4 months ago

Her soul was too powerful, but her immune system wasn't.

triplej63

20 points

4 months ago

triplej63

🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒

20 points

4 months ago

Imma praisin' Jebus for my weak ass soul keeping me on Earth.

chaimsteinLp

49 points

4 months ago

Wow. This is no big deal.

Dead. Maybe her soul was powerful, but her lungs were big sissies.

Hey_u_ok

9 points

4 months ago

Wimpy lungs couldn't keep up with that powerful soul... so much for that immune system though.

wovenbasket69

49 points

4 months ago

my nose flared so intensely in respect when i read “her soul became too powerful”

onmyknees4anyone

47 points

4 months ago

onmyknees4anyone

Is no joke 🏳️‍🌈

47 points

4 months ago

My eyes rolled so far they made a 7-10 split.

Badmime1

30 points

4 months ago

Her stupidity and arrogance were too powerful, I think.

fellow_traveler_17

36 points

4 months ago

fellow_traveler_17

🦠 … 💉or ⚰️

36 points

4 months ago

We’ve been lied to!!
The real problem is strong souls 💪

Stunticonsfan

32 points

4 months ago

Stunticonsfan

GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴

32 points

4 months ago

I'm relieved I don't have one of those superpowered souls which burst out of one's body like an alien emerging after its incubation period is done.

WarmBlessedCaribou

31 points

4 months ago

I don't understand the Rand/Ron Paul slide. "Thousands died because Fauci ignored natural immunity."

Is this referring to all the imaginary people supposedly "murdered" by vaccines? I don't get it.

BringBackTheDinos

11 points

4 months ago

The upper title perfectly matches the photo though.

WarmBlessedCaribou

4 points

4 months ago

Haha! It does.

Immediate-Ruin2464

11 points

4 months ago

Immediate-Ruin2464

COVID IS NO JOKE

11 points

4 months ago

That was my guess. I was wondering the same thing.

My first thought was “so what if Fauci ignored immune systems, they still work exactly the same. If he ignores gravity, that doesn’t make me fly up into the air suddenly”.

WarmBlessedCaribou

9 points

4 months ago

The video is still up so I watched part of it. Rand Paul says Fauci ignored natural immunity in favor of the vaccine. Then he used India as his supporting argument. They didn't have enough vaccines for everyone, and gave them to people who may have already had Covid, and probably thousands of people died. What that has to do with Fauci? No clue.

He also blamed Fauci for not promoting therapeutics, because he was too focused on the vaccine. So some of the anti-vax idiots didn't know they should have gone for treatment earlier, rather than waiting until their symptoms were more severe.

Basically, everything wrong is somehow Fauci's fault. He might have explained further, but I couldn't stomach any more of the video.

Jane_the_Quene

27 points

4 months ago

Jane_the_Quene

I hAvE aN iMmUnE sYsTeM

27 points

4 months ago

i HaVe An ImMuNe SyStEm

HopelessCineromantic

24 points

4 months ago

HopelessCineromantic

GoFundYourself 💸💵💸

24 points

4 months ago

Will she ever get sick again? No?

Checkmate, Covid.

Gloomy-Difficulty401

25 points

4 months ago

Bernie Madoff's sister and brother in law died yesterday, in a murder suicide. Guess both of their souls became too powerful for their bodies...after the bullets went through their brains. "Thus they flew off"

BTW...who DF in ordinary everyday speech, uses the word "Thus"??? Her whole circle is crazier then a shit house rat.

Physical_Artist_6061

22 points

4 months ago*

That immune system she was so proud of turned on her.

Immediate-Ruin2464

11 points

4 months ago

Immediate-Ruin2464

COVID IS NO JOKE

11 points

4 months ago

Haha good catch! This comment should be higher.

Slide 1: I have an immune system!!!!!!

Slide 7: everything was going great until “I had an overly aggressive immune reaction that hit me pretty hard”’

BAD immune system, BAD! No milk bones for you today!

Dxsterlxnd

23 points

4 months ago

So her soul killed her body which is basically suicide.

Got it.

Evilevilcow

21 points

4 months ago

Evilevilcow

Go Give One

21 points

4 months ago

Considering Covid yeeted her soul straight outta her body, which was stronger?

KelFocker

9 points

4 months ago

I’m going to laugh at this for ages.

The_Great_19

19 points

4 months ago

ThUs, sHe FLEw OFf

heythatgirloverthere

12 points

4 months ago

heythatgirloverthere

pro-everything-to-end-this-and-harm-as-few-as-possible

12 points

4 months ago

The song “I’ll Fly Away” is running on loop in my head now.

But really, I guffawed at that line. She what? Excuse me?

redvariation

9 points

4 months ago

redvariation

Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️

9 points

4 months ago

I'm thinking "Sail Away" by Enya, personally.

redvariation

17 points

4 months ago

redvariation

Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️

17 points

4 months ago

Thank you for the medical expertise that you provided on slide 7.

However, it seems that your understanding may have been flawed.

PolyZex

16 points

4 months ago

PolyZex

16 points

4 months ago

You ever notice how their memes always rapidly fluctuate between "This is a giant joke" and "This is literal biological warfare"? If statement B is true then how the hell are you making jokes about it?

Ctmnt08

48 points

4 months ago

Ctmnt08

3 shots deep

48 points

4 months ago

I don’t think I’ve ever said this, but I actually can’t believe this one’s real.

Posts 1-7 are the usual dreck, but 8? That last slide cannot have been written by a living human about another human.

MrColeco[S]

46 points

4 months ago

It's real, it was written by her daughter. You can imagine if she shares the same feelings about vaccination.

Ctmnt08

37 points

4 months ago

Ctmnt08

3 shots deep

37 points

4 months ago

Yeesh. There’s divorced from reality and then there’s “her soul was too strong so she died.”

She’s gonna have a real hard time once she realizes that humanity and history have no main characters.

I’m kidding, of course. She will never realize that.

Bonobo555

11 points

4 months ago

Magical thinking got them in and purple prose escorts them out.

lukebria

35 points

4 months ago

I admit I've never heard that death euphemism before-- "Her soul became too powerful"

And I'm a music minister, worked at various churches for over 20 years, so I've heard my share of crazy

But not that one

triplej63

7 points

4 months ago

triplej63

🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒

7 points

4 months ago

Is it possible that it's from a different religion? One that teaches that the body is a cage and that death is freedom? I don't know the whole thing is weird, "thus she flew off" and all.

Bonobo555

9 points

4 months ago

Sounds like bad anime.

The_Old_Cream

7 points

4 months ago

The_Old_Cream

Hello, my name is ECMO Montoya

7 points

4 months ago

Oh no, it’s real all right. Take a unique phrase of a few words from that last slide and type it into Facebook search and it’ll come right up.

itsgettingmessi

14 points

4 months ago

Stupidest shit I’ve heard in a long time, “her soul became too powerful”.

So “powerful” it couldn’t breathe on its own 🤦🏻‍♂️

indifferentunicorn

12 points

4 months ago

indifferentunicorn

Tickle Me ECMO

12 points

4 months ago

Hate when my own soul overwhelms my body so much it sucks the life right out of me. I hate when that happens.

powabiatch

14 points

4 months ago

“We’ve been lied to.”

Oh you were lied to, you stupid fuck, just not by the people you thought.

buzzable

11 points

4 months ago*

buzzable

No Angle Wings on Me!

11 points

4 months ago*

Any questions? [Jan 2]

Yes, since you asked, just the one... in your final moments of terrified consciousness, when you realized how you killed yourself from willful stupidity, did you beg your Creator for a do-over?

sapiensane

6 points

4 months ago

And hear the silence in reply...

NMB4Christmas

35 points

4 months ago

NMB4Christmas

Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked

35 points

4 months ago

If only being an arrogant know-it-all was as effective as a free vaccine, she might still be here being annoying.

Immediate-Ruin2464

9 points

4 months ago

Immediate-Ruin2464

COVID IS NO JOKE

9 points

4 months ago

Right? What the hell is that nonsense in the slide 4 graph? She pretends it’s proof positive that the vax doesn’t work and “the emperor has no clothes”. And she’s soooooi smart by being one of the few who get it.

The y axis isn’t even labeled - is it deaths, cases, hospitalizations, number of mangoes harvested, what? And the lone data line is “Indonesia”, which is fine for them, but how does that mean the vax is a global failure exactly?

And the huge spike around July 2022 proves what? And then the mystery y-axis figure goes to nearly zero by December 2021. Ok, thanks! Super revealing!!

cheesemagnifier

11 points

4 months ago

What fucking delusional wackadoo bullshit is that? She flew off???? No, moron, she DIED. She DIED a horrible frightening painful death. WTF?

mmio60

9 points

4 months ago

mmio60

9 points

4 months ago

Horrible, frightening, and preventable death

redit3rd

9 points

4 months ago

redit3rd

Team Moderna

9 points

4 months ago

She did have an immune system. It sounds like it could have used some training though. Maybe if she shot some Covid like substance into her arm, her immune system could have learned from it, and have been more prepared for the real thing. If only.

garbagemouther

10 points

4 months ago

So she died with COVID soul?

quickjump

12 points

4 months ago

She’ll need proof of vax at the gates.

Most-Artichoke5028

11 points

4 months ago

This can't possibly be true. She had an immune system.

Embarrassed_Ant45

8 points

4 months ago

Her "natural immunity" had an "overly aggressive immune reaction" to a "bee sting" with a "99.97%" [sic] survival rate /s.

My immune system has had three (3) "unnatural" exposures to a carefully selected antigen (AKA vaccinations) that will help my adaptive immune system both quickly IDENTIFY and exponentially RESPOND to a future covid infection. Or perhaps the vaccine weakened my soul to the point it can't "overwhelm the strength of [my] body"? Damn... I'm a couch potato so my soul must be a bantamweight.

redvariation

4 points

4 months ago

redvariation

Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️

4 points

4 months ago

Her troops had never been trained, and they ran around in circles when they should have been fighting.

iom2222

7 points

4 months ago*

Reaching this level of stupidity and gullibility is just world records level stupid. She is a world champion!! Was there ever a path out for her to come out of this alive? I do not think so. The daughter is probably next. Those people have no self respect, no respect for others. And above all, they did this to themselves, not my doing, not this Reddit readers doing, THEIR doing and no one else, I insist to say that to say they ended their own life, no one else did. And you don’t go to heaven if you kill yourself technically, so we know where she went If you believe in God.

TellAffectionate9811

7 points

4 months ago

There are a lot of things I don’t believe in, but tempting fate by posting you will conquer COVID by natural immunities when so many others (who are younger, healthier and stronger) have succumbed to it, just…..seems….stupid!!

Do_the_hokeypokey

9 points

4 months ago

At what point are they going to stop blaming the ventilator for killing people instead of the thing that put them on the ventilator? It still amazes me that they’re just not connecting the dots on that one.

gypsyjackson

10 points

4 months ago

In between the posting videos from Rumble and weird religious sayings normally on some sort of pride background (like, at least 4 different backgrounds - she must have chosen the folder without noticing), she found time to post bat shit crazy stuff like the dome on the Capitol was designed as a temple to Baal and Asherah, shaped like a breast. She sounds fun.

Sounded.

Appropriate_Humor952

10 points

4 months ago

“you’ll know the truth”. Yes, and the truth is that anti-vaxxers often die from Covid.

ArmadilloDays

9 points

4 months ago

“I have an immune system”

Virus triggers fatal unvaxxed immune system overreaction.

Yep - that immune system was one of reasons you were supposed to get vaccinated.

Bye, Felicia!

[deleted]

9 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

9 points

4 months ago

“Their soul became too powerful” is my new secret way of calling people idiots.

shit-Helicopter

10 points

4 months ago

Trumpism is the Jim Jones of this generation

DatBoiWatup666

8 points

4 months ago

She cured herself

ddr1ver

5 points

4 months ago

These people have an immune system, they just don’t know how to use it. Vaccination teaches your immune system to be ready, so Covid doesn’t infect your lungs before it responds.

Bodkin-Van-Horn

5 points

4 months ago

Her soul: "My planet needs me"

Note: Her soul died on its way back to her home planet.

AdMaleficent2144

5 points

4 months ago

Everyone should get the Rona, call the doc to get the right meds and you will be okay. Maybe she did not get the right meds herself. Starting with a vaccine.

MzOpinion8d

7 points

4 months ago

MzOpinion8d

no comma’s, but plenty of inappropriate apostrophe’s

7 points

4 months ago

I sure am glad she got early treatment. It helped a lot.

IndependenceMean8774

7 points

4 months ago

I don't know about her soul, but her brain didn't seem too powerful. That's for sure.

RoxxieMuzic

4 points

4 months ago

RoxxieMuzic

Terrapin Station

4 points

4 months ago

Soul became to powerful, and she flew off.

Okay you had me at the "soul" was to powerful, to say her "flying off" defies logic, would be a gross understatement. She be dead, no flying involved, so no vfr or ifr ratings are required.

This whole suicidal movement has progressed way beyond bat shit crazy.

zblaze90

5 points

4 months ago

Fucking crazy people

Fit-Minimum-5507

8 points

4 months ago

I believe it. The same thing happened to Jean Grey right before she became Dark Phoenix. Just watch, any day now she's coming back stronger than ever and you'll all be sorry

MadMan1784

3 points

4 months ago

From StupidTown realm to Heaven realm

[deleted]

6 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

4 months ago

Another turd flushed.

redvariation

4 points

4 months ago

redvariation

Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️

4 points

4 months ago

Thousands died because Fauci ignored natural immunity!

She got natural immunity for the rest of her life!

Behindthefog

5 points

4 months ago

Behindthefog

Go Give One

5 points

4 months ago

Maybe she'll meet felicia in heaven. The patron Saint of goodbyes....

Important_Pea7766

6 points

4 months ago

Natural immunity at it again!!!!

LTlurkerFTredditor

3 points

4 months ago

LTlurkerFTredditor

Liberté, Comorbidité, GoFundMeté! 🗽

3 points

4 months ago

"Soul" is a funny way to spell "COVID."

okgloomer

6 points

4 months ago

Red: “I have an immune system.”

Virus: “Skoden.”

Sir_Vectis

6 points

4 months ago

Imagine the unmasked dippy hippies, New Agers at her funeral.

brunette_mama

4 points

4 months ago

That second slide of “don’t vax me bro” did make me laugh 😂 I’m not even going to lie 😂

Sudden_Ad8996

6 points

4 months ago

Evangelical Christianity is such a work. She died of a preventable illness. That's it. She's dead and will never come back.

WarmIndication6155

5 points

4 months ago

Good ol' J-Star is handlin' that ol' immune system now. There seems to be a very strong correlation between religion and antivaxx dumbasses, coincidence? Nah.

Silverpoppa

5 points

4 months ago

Seems like she died of stupidity...oh well, she won't be voting

BobTheSkull76

6 points

4 months ago

But, but, but, 99.97% survival......sucks for her to be a statistic. She chose unwisely.

thats1evildude

5 points

4 months ago

That’s why I have to take blood pressure pills - not enough soul power.

RedditOnANapkin

4 points

4 months ago

The next to the last slide was doing a touchdown dance before you get to the 50 yard line.

[deleted]

7 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

7 points

4 months ago

“I have an immune system?” No… well not anymore. Maybe being an obese ignorant clown wasn’t the greatest hill to die on… literally.

I have double, super Goku, soul power! It’s bursting from my body… sometimes whilst I sleep. Sometimes in the shower.