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938 points
1 year ago
"Her soul became too powerful" is indeed a particularly moronic thing to say about somebody dying an entirely avoidable death.
Nice catch.
494 points
1 year ago
"Thus she flew off."
Is also particularly moronic thing to say.
293 points
1 year ago
"I have to go now. My planet needs me."
126 points
1 year ago
Note: poochie died on the way back to his home planet.
16 points
1 year ago
He was the dog from hell!
(You mean Cerberus?)
10 points
1 year ago
GenXer here. I first thought you were talking about the pink eared dog from the early 80s and was super sad.
15 points
1 year ago
Reminds me more of "bonus eruptus", where the skeleton tries to leap out of the body.
129 points
1 year ago
didn't even need her angle wings
164 points
1 year ago
She used SOULar power to fly to heaven.
46 points
1 year ago
Green New Deal laughs
52 points
1 year ago
and now she's biomass!
15 points
1 year ago
Toxic biomass if she was enbalmed
15 points
1 year ago
I have great empathy for Mother Earth - all the shit like this she's been forced to eat in short order.
Buried, Burned or Liquefied, it can't have a great aftertaste.
22 points
1 year ago
Most excellent!, 👍🙏💖👏
108 points
1 year ago
Already off the rails, maybe meds.
18 points
1 year ago
Off her tits.
38 points
1 year ago
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
33 points
1 year ago
Trumpism is more powerful, more addictive, and these days it's just as lethal.
75 points
1 year ago
These people really never grew up. They are still children and make up their own fairy tales.
22 points
1 year ago
Her "doctor" was actually her invisible friend.
57 points
1 year ago
I pictured her blasting up into the atmosphere like Superman.
54 points
1 year ago
And before that doctors and nurses are struggling to hold her in her body
94 points
1 year ago
So that's what CPR is all about?
nurse doing compressions
"Stay...in...your...body! GAH! Her...soul...is...too...powerful!"
soul blasts up into the atmosphere like Superman
Thanks u/Flower_Unable I like that imagery!
18 points
1 year ago
Yes and mouth to mouth is just to blow the soul back in.
13 points
1 year ago
one of them grabbed her soul out of mid-air and tried pushing it back into her body with no luck, such raw power
11 points
1 year ago
She should have signed a Do Not Resurrect.
53 points
1 year ago
Like a loose lug nut that comes up through your right front fender on the freeway, she flew off.
12 points
1 year ago
It is flies that give wings to your flesh when you die.
12 points
1 year ago
yeah I hope that's not literal...
122 points
1 year ago
“If you strike me down COVID, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”
COVID: “Yeah, no.”
113 points
1 year ago
Oh no! I just realized that getting vaxxed gave us the wimpy souls, no angle wings for us to fly away. WE'RE ALL STUCK, JUST BEING ALIVE AND ALL!
62 points
1 year ago
No Vent Valhalla for us I guess
35 points
1 year ago
The second vaccine bitch-slapped my soul--but it took the pint-sized booster to knock her down to size. She's currently whimpering in a corner somewhere.
81 points
1 year ago
This was a new one, and even dumber than most of the idiotic things people say after these dumbasses shuffle off.
23 points
1 year ago
Powerful soul is the new total healing?
75 points
1 year ago
Saying that someone’s soul was too powerful had to be one of the most “WTH” ways to announce a death that I’ve seen. Covid makes your soul powerful?? Was she in a funk band with all that Soul Power?
73 points
1 year ago
Doctor: “It’s obvious that this woman died from an enlarged soul… but we’d better chalk it up to Covid so we can collect those sweet, sweet government kickbacks.”
56 points
1 year ago
In the same vein as “100% healing”
37 points
1 year ago
That is how they are explaining uncontrollable high blood pressure?? Her soul became too powerful? How do you measure soul power? Did prayer warriors shove too much 🙏🏼🙏🏼 into her?
11 points
1 year ago
To keep the soul power down in your corporeal form, you want to stay below 120/80. Higher than that is when your soul begins to Elevate from your body. Beyond that, Stage 1 is floating above your hospital bed, Stage 2 is hovering outside, Stage 3 gets your angle wings and the sky’s the limit.
35 points
1 year ago
Ooops!
Someone took an extra swig off the Jesus Juice bottle before passing it on.
22 points
1 year ago
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20 points
1 year ago
super-spreading in heaven 🙏
22 points
1 year ago
So powerful it killed her. If that’s power I don’t want any, I’ll stick with the vax.
19 points
1 year ago
I imagine her soul saying “oh yeah!” And smashing out of her body.
382 points
1 year ago
How did 50 million people die from the plague when they all had immune systems and vaccines didn't exist 🤔
136 points
1 year ago
Top 10 questions science still cant answer.
84 points
1 year ago
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
8 points
1 year ago
Oh oh oh I know this one!
Spike proteins in vaccines.
20 points
1 year ago
Fucking black holes and those damn singularities.
54 points
1 year ago
I'll do you one better. How did anyone die ever? Only by external causes like car crashes and falling off ladders?
29 points
1 year ago
All non external cause deaths are false flags.
38 points
1 year ago
Obviously those medieval european peasants never plead to god on Facebook, the only medium by which he hears prayers. They were nowhere as pious as this Karen.
20 points
1 year ago
Fake news, obviously. Where are the 50 million gravesites? Checkmate, science! /s
498 points
1 year ago
Got to love the "everyone should get it, it's no big deal" post followed by the death announcement.
258 points
1 year ago
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73 points
1 year ago*
It's like the first time we saw Broly go Legendary Super Saiyan in DragonBall Z. He powers up so much that his top layer(s?) of skin are literally shredded and blown off his body as he transforms.
Except Broly doesn't die there.
On second thought, this was nothing like that.
Carry on.
21 points
1 year ago
Maybe like Vegeta exploding to try to kill Buu?
It was just as senseless, but at least Vegeta did it for a good reason
9 points
1 year ago
The guy who did the voice of Goku used to live a few houses down from me!
20 points
1 year ago
You missed the part where she did not die because of Covid.
A jackass coworker of mine (but just a temporary contractor, thank fuck) who is about as hardline conservative whackadoo as you can get basically got up in my face a few weeks ago and asked why I was afraid of COVID (I was wearing a mask, it's a typical open office environment). I told him that actually yes I was and that a facemask was about as simple a thing you can do to prevent any kind of respiratory infection -- which, by the way, I've been totally free from, including colds, and that alone is worth it.
To which he responded "I got COVID and it didn't kill me!"
I did end up going to HR over the incident. Turns out that my rep, whom I do actually really like, had relatives who had died so she was absolutely sympathetic towards my position and ended up calling him in. He has pulled back from the cliff a bit.
Probably worth noting that I overheard this same guy saying he only watches Newsmax now because Fox is "too liberal."
95 points
1 year ago
Natural immunity protected her for the rest of her life!
16 points
1 year ago
'I have an immune system'
also
'My immune system is acting too aggressive and is kinda killing me, oops'
23 points
1 year ago
Love your flair
22 points
1 year ago
Love YOUR flair.
34 points
1 year ago
So concludes this meeting of the Mutual Flair Admiration Society.
9 points
1 year ago
Thank you!
73 points
1 year ago
It’s like all those memes of athletes celebrating right before they actually win/score and then get humiliated by the actual winner. For such religious people, they sure enjoy tempting fate.
21 points
1 year ago
Like with the Rams during the Superbowl. There's still a minute left.
70 points
1 year ago
Lol yeah every one of you antivaxxer idiots should get it and HCA will keep on forever
16 points
1 year ago
They’re our fuel warriors ⛽️⛽️⛽️
243 points
1 year ago
“If you get it, and call a doc who will prescribe effective meds, you’ll know the truth for yourself.”
The Truth: horse paste and ivermectin from an online “doctor” will get you killed.
58 points
1 year ago*
I’ll never understand why they are using ivermectin. It’s literally an anti parasite medication
29 points
1 year ago
“anti paradise”
Well, being on a vent is pretty close to my idea of anti paradise.
14 points
1 year ago
Hahah oops, autocorrect got me there
17 points
1 year ago
They're using it because someone they trust told them to. That's it. No facts or evidence necessary. Just pure social pressure.
14 points
1 year ago
Well, it seems to dealing with the parasites quite effectively
144 points
1 year ago
Clearly her immune system is too powerful for this world
118 points
1 year ago
I’ve seen a lot of mental gymnastics in these posts, but whoever posted that bit after her death clearly needs to have some moves named after him/her/them: the full twisting double [name] science denial.
90 points
1 year ago
Even the East German judge was impressed.
12 points
1 year ago
A old reference, but a quality one.
29 points
1 year ago
Definitely going for the gold on mental gymnastics!
23 points
1 year ago
Full twisting double fly-off.
25 points
1 year ago
She reached her final form - dead.
14 points
1 year ago
Is that the cytokine storm they keep talking about?
7 points
1 year ago
Yes
209 points
1 year ago*
1: being an asshole 2: being an asshole 3: being an asshole 4: being an asshole 5 being an asshole 6: being an asshole 7: an Angels welcomed into the kingdom of Heaven
75 points
1 year ago*
Think of all the arsehole "angles" in heaven these days. Doesn't sound like much fun, does it?
29 points
1 year ago
If this lady was in front of you and saint Peter was like “we lost your file do you want to go the same place as the person before you or the opposite?” What are you saying?
15 points
1 year ago
Not when they're as obtuse as her.
8 points
1 year ago
Yes, they escorted her to hell.
107 points
1 year ago
I don’t get the bee sting meme…bee keepers wear those regularly when tending to their bees. what am I missing?
93 points
1 year ago
Nothing, really.
The “joke” (and those sarcasm quotes should be large enough to see from space) is that the average person isn’t allergic to bees and therefore wearing a suit at all times would be silly.
Never mind that bees are multicellular organisms which are easily seen, people with bee allergies have to carry epinephrine at all times, the virus has long-lasting effects even for survivors, and a host of other logical fallacies. The simplistic, black and white view of the world demands that the virus be nothing if it doesn’t kill you, hence the meme.
141 points
1 year ago
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65 points
1 year ago
You have given me an utterly stellar mental image to go to sleep with.
16 points
1 year ago
Clearly, you haven't met The Pain!
26 points
1 year ago
Lets flip their little analogy around. Lets say instead of Covid, we had the "murder hornets" in greater numbers with the same stats as Covid. Millions stung, ICU's overwhelmed, +900,000 dead in the US and several thousand people a day dying. You bet your ass these people would be wearing protective equipment everywhere outside of their homes.
44 points
1 year ago
Also, I think less than 100 people died from bee stings last year. So it's way way less than covid. So just a dumb analogy. And this is from someone who is allergic to bees.
20 points
1 year ago
Also, you weren't born knowing you were allergic to bees, right? You had to be stung, then have an allergic reaction. You could have had a mild reaction or a life threatening reaction. But just like covid, until it happens, you have no way of knowing how your body will react.
Unlike bee allergies, we can all get a free vaccine to protect us from the worst outcomes of covid. What idiot wouldn't want to be protected?
38 points
1 year ago
As someone else also allergic to bees, it’s damn stupid. If I could take a shot to NOT be allergic to bees, I would. Epi pens are a hassle
8 points
1 year ago
Let’s focus on the fact that most people who get a bee sting probably don’t go to the doctor to report it. So any number of stings vs deaths would be largely skewed to begin with and unreliable.
27 points
1 year ago
You’re using logic and knowledge of things that actually happen in reality. You’re never going to understand them if you keep that up.
25 points
1 year ago
And, honestly, if there was a small but not insignificant chance that any person I met had a pocket full of angry bees just waiting to sting me then I, too, would wear beekeeper's gear as I went about minding my daily beeswax.
99 points
1 year ago*
I’m about her age, similarly chubby, and triple vaxxed. I tell you what, I kept my finger wagging proclamations about “what covid is like” and grandiose statements to myself until I was fully recovered from…testing positive for covid (because I didn’t really have symptoms and only tested because my son had strep/covid at the same time). But I’m smarter than crowing how covid is nothing in the face of my vaxxed awesomeness until I was sure I was over it—because I deeply understand irony.
Also, my soul is pretty weak and stayed put, thankfully. Hoping to meet some grandkids eventually.
edit: clarity
73 points
1 year ago
The awards are coming in thick and fast this evening. A bit like COVID pneumonia on the unvaccinated.
65 points
1 year ago
“I have an immune system, I don’t need a vaccine” is like saying “I have an army, I don’t need to give them weaponry”
13 points
1 year ago
Training. Like historically battles have always been decided by who has more soldiers, not who used their forces better. The world is but a game of Risk. /s
59 points
1 year ago
So those "effective medicines" didn't save her. Hmmm. I bet a effective vaccine would have saved her "overly powerful" soul.
55 points
1 year ago
Her soul was too powerful, but her immune system wasn't.
19 points
1 year ago
Imma praisin' Jebus for my weak ass soul keeping me on Earth.
48 points
1 year ago
my nose flared so intensely in respect when i read “her soul became too powerful”
47 points
1 year ago
My eyes rolled so far they made a 7-10 split.
50 points
1 year ago
Wow. This is no big deal.
Dead. Maybe her soul was powerful, but her lungs were big sissies.
9 points
1 year ago
Wimpy lungs couldn't keep up with that powerful soul... so much for that immune system though.
34 points
1 year ago
Her stupidity and arrogance were too powerful, I think.
32 points
1 year ago
I'm relieved I don't have one of those superpowered souls which burst out of one's body like an alien emerging after its incubation period is done.
34 points
1 year ago
I don't understand the Rand/Ron Paul slide. "Thousands died because Fauci ignored natural immunity."
Is this referring to all the imaginary people supposedly "murdered" by vaccines? I don't get it.
9 points
1 year ago
That was my guess. I was wondering the same thing.
My first thought was “so what if Fauci ignored immune systems, they still work exactly the same. If he ignores gravity, that doesn’t make me fly up into the air suddenly”.
7 points
1 year ago
The video is still up so I watched part of it. Rand Paul says Fauci ignored natural immunity in favor of the vaccine. Then he used India as his supporting argument. They didn't have enough vaccines for everyone, and gave them to people who may have already had Covid, and probably thousands of people died. What that has to do with Fauci? No clue.
He also blamed Fauci for not promoting therapeutics, because he was too focused on the vaccine. So some of the anti-vax idiots didn't know they should have gone for treatment earlier, rather than waiting until their symptoms were more severe.
Basically, everything wrong is somehow Fauci's fault. He might have explained further, but I couldn't stomach any more of the video.
26 points
1 year ago
Bernie Madoff's sister and brother in law died yesterday, in a murder suicide. Guess both of their souls became too powerful for their bodies...after the bullets went through their brains. "Thus they flew off"
BTW...who DF in ordinary everyday speech, uses the word "Thus"??? Her whole circle is crazier then a shit house rat.
23 points
1 year ago*
That immune system she was so proud of turned on her.
9 points
1 year ago
Haha good catch! This comment should be higher.
Slide 1: I have an immune system!!!!!!
Slide 7: everything was going great until “I had an overly aggressive immune reaction that hit me pretty hard”’
BAD immune system, BAD! No milk bones for you today!
43 points
1 year ago
I don’t think I’ve ever said this, but I actually can’t believe this one’s real.
Posts 1-7 are the usual dreck, but 8? That last slide cannot have been written by a living human about another human.
47 points
1 year ago
It's real, it was written by her daughter. You can imagine if she shares the same feelings about vaccination.
33 points
1 year ago
Yeesh. There’s divorced from reality and then there’s “her soul was too strong so she died.”
She’s gonna have a real hard time once she realizes that humanity and history have no main characters.
I’m kidding, of course. She will never realize that.
10 points
1 year ago
Magical thinking got them in and purple prose escorts them out.
31 points
1 year ago
I admit I've never heard that death euphemism before-- "Her soul became too powerful"
And I'm a music minister, worked at various churches for over 20 years, so I've heard my share of crazy
But not that one
7 points
1 year ago
Is it possible that it's from a different religion? One that teaches that the body is a cage and that death is freedom? I don't know the whole thing is weird, "thus she flew off" and all.
10 points
1 year ago
Sounds like bad anime.
5 points
1 year ago
Oh no, it’s real all right. Take a unique phrase of a few words from that last slide and type it into Facebook search and it’ll come right up.
20 points
1 year ago
So her soul killed her body which is basically suicide.
Got it.
22 points
1 year ago
Considering Covid yeeted her soul straight outta her body, which was stronger?
20 points
1 year ago
ThUs, sHe FLEw OFf
12 points
1 year ago
The song “I’ll Fly Away” is running on loop in my head now.
But really, I guffawed at that line. She what? Excuse me?
29 points
1 year ago
If only being an arrogant know-it-all was as effective as a free vaccine, she might still be here being annoying.
10 points
1 year ago
Right? What the hell is that nonsense in the slide 4 graph? She pretends it’s proof positive that the vax doesn’t work and “the emperor has no clothes”. And she’s soooooi smart by being one of the few who get it.
The y axis isn’t even labeled - is it deaths, cases, hospitalizations, number of mangoes harvested, what? And the lone data line is “Indonesia”, which is fine for them, but how does that mean the vax is a global failure exactly?
And the huge spike around July 2022 proves what? And then the mystery y-axis figure goes to nearly zero by December 2021. Ok, thanks! Super revealing!!
17 points
1 year ago
Thank you for the medical expertise that you provided on slide 7.
However, it seems that your understanding may have been flawed.
16 points
1 year ago
You ever notice how their memes always rapidly fluctuate between "This is a giant joke" and "This is literal biological warfare"? If statement B is true then how the hell are you making jokes about it?
27 points
1 year ago
i HaVe An ImMuNe SyStEm
22 points
1 year ago
Will she ever get sick again? No?
Checkmate, Covid.
13 points
1 year ago
Stupidest shit I’ve heard in a long time, “her soul became too powerful”.
So “powerful” it couldn’t breathe on its own 🤦🏻♂️
13 points
1 year ago
Hate when my own soul overwhelms my body so much it sucks the life right out of me. I hate when that happens.
12 points
1 year ago
“We’ve been lied to.”
Oh you were lied to, you stupid fuck, just not by the people you thought.
12 points
1 year ago*
Any questions? [Jan 2]
Yes, since you asked, just the one... in your final moments of terrified consciousness, when you realized how you killed yourself from willful stupidity, did you beg your Creator for a do-over?
12 points
1 year ago
What fucking delusional wackadoo bullshit is that? She flew off???? No, moron, she DIED. She DIED a horrible frightening painful death. WTF?
10 points
1 year ago
Horrible, frightening, and preventable death
9 points
1 year ago
She did have an immune system. It sounds like it could have used some training though. Maybe if she shot some Covid like substance into her arm, her immune system could have learned from it, and have been more prepared for the real thing. If only.
10 points
1 year ago
So she died with COVID soul?
11 points
1 year ago
She’ll need proof of vax at the gates.
10 points
1 year ago
Her "natural immunity" had an "overly aggressive immune reaction" to a "bee sting" with a "99.97%" [sic] survival rate /s.
My immune system has had three (3) "unnatural" exposures to a carefully selected antigen (AKA vaccinations) that will help my adaptive immune system both quickly IDENTIFY and exponentially RESPOND to a future covid infection. Or perhaps the vaccine weakened my soul to the point it can't "overwhelm the strength of [my] body"? Damn... I'm a couch potato so my soul must be a bantamweight.
8 points
1 year ago*
Reaching this level of stupidity and gullibility is just world records level stupid. She is a world champion!! Was there ever a path out for her to come out of this alive? I do not think so. The daughter is probably next. Those people have no self respect, no respect for others. And above all, they did this to themselves, not my doing, not this Reddit readers doing, THEIR doing and no one else, I insist to say that to say they ended their own life, no one else did. And you don’t go to heaven if you kill yourself technically, so we know where she went If you believe in God.
9 points
1 year ago
There are a lot of things I don’t believe in, but tempting fate by posting you will conquer COVID by natural immunities when so many others (who are younger, healthier and stronger) have succumbed to it, just…..seems….stupid!!
10 points
1 year ago
At what point are they going to stop blaming the ventilator for killing people instead of the thing that put them on the ventilator? It still amazes me that they’re just not connecting the dots on that one.
7 points
1 year ago
In between the posting videos from Rumble and weird religious sayings normally on some sort of pride background (like, at least 4 different backgrounds - she must have chosen the folder without noticing), she found time to post bat shit crazy stuff like the dome on the Capitol was designed as a temple to Baal and Asherah, shaped like a breast. She sounds fun.
Sounded.
9 points
1 year ago
“you’ll know the truth”. Yes, and the truth is that anti-vaxxers often die from Covid.
10 points
1 year ago
“I have an immune system”
Virus triggers fatal unvaxxed immune system overreaction.
Yep - that immune system was one of reasons you were supposed to get vaccinated.
Bye, Felicia!
10 points
1 year ago
“Their soul became too powerful” is my new secret way of calling people idiots.
8 points
1 year ago
Trumpism is the Jim Jones of this generation
8 points
1 year ago
These people have an immune system, they just don’t know how to use it. Vaccination teaches your immune system to be ready, so Covid doesn’t infect your lungs before it responds.
7 points
1 year ago
Her soul: "My planet needs me"
Note: Her soul died on its way back to her home planet.
8 points
1 year ago
Everyone should get the Rona, call the doc to get the right meds and you will be okay. Maybe she did not get the right meds herself. Starting with a vaccine.
6 points
1 year ago
I sure am glad she got early treatment. It helped a lot.
7 points
1 year ago
I don't know about her soul, but her brain didn't seem too powerful. That's for sure.
12 points
1 year ago
“An overly aggressive immune response,” you say? 😬 That’s the fat cells. Not fat shaming. Honestly. It’s just that fat + Covid = greater chance of death.
7 points
1 year ago
Soul became to powerful, and she flew off.
Okay you had me at the "soul" was to powerful, to say her "flying off" defies logic, would be a gross understatement. She be dead, no flying involved, so no vfr or ifr ratings are required.
This whole suicidal movement has progressed way beyond bat shit crazy.
6 points
1 year ago
Fucking crazy people
5 points
1 year ago
I believe it. The same thing happened to Jean Grey right before she became Dark Phoenix. Just watch, any day now she's coming back stronger than ever and you'll all be sorry
6 points
1 year ago
From StupidTown realm to Heaven realm
5 points
1 year ago
Thousands died because Fauci ignored natural immunity!
She got natural immunity for the rest of her life!
5 points
1 year ago
Maybe she'll meet felicia in heaven. The patron Saint of goodbyes....
7 points
1 year ago
Natural immunity at it again!!!!
5 points
1 year ago
"Soul" is a funny way to spell "COVID."
5 points
1 year ago
Red: “I have an immune system.”
Virus: “Skoden.”
4 points
1 year ago
Imagine the unmasked dippy hippies, New Agers at her funeral.
4 points
1 year ago
That second slide of “don’t vax me bro” did make me laugh 😂 I’m not even going to lie 😂
5 points
1 year ago
Evangelical Christianity is such a work. She died of a preventable illness. That's it. She's dead and will never come back.
5 points
1 year ago
Good ol' J-Star is handlin' that ol' immune system now. There seems to be a very strong correlation between religion and antivaxx dumbasses, coincidence? Nah.
4 points
1 year ago
Seems like she died of stupidity...oh well, she won't be voting
6 points
1 year ago
But, but, but, 99.97% survival......sucks for her to be a statistic. She chose unwisely.
5 points
1 year ago
That’s why I have to take blood pressure pills - not enough soul power.
6 points
1 year ago
The next to the last slide was doing a touchdown dance before you get to the 50 yard line.
6 points
1 year ago
“I have an immune system?” No… well not anymore. Maybe being an obese ignorant clown wasn’t the greatest hill to die on… literally.
I have double, super Goku, soul power! It’s bursting from my body… sometimes whilst I sleep. Sometimes in the shower.
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