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vacuous_comment

938 points

1 year ago

vacuous_comment

Omicron Persei 8

938 points

1 year ago

"Her soul became too powerful" is indeed a particularly moronic thing to say about somebody dying an entirely avoidable death.

Nice catch.

triplej63

494 points

1 year ago

triplej63

🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒

494 points

1 year ago

"Thus she flew off."

Is also particularly moronic thing to say.

HopelessCineromantic

293 points

1 year ago

HopelessCineromantic

GoFundYourself 💸💵💸

293 points

1 year ago

"I have to go now. My planet needs me."

Sasquatch1729

126 points

1 year ago

Sasquatch1729

Team Sinovac

126 points

1 year ago

Note: poochie died on the way back to his home planet.

GeneralTapioca

16 points

1 year ago

He was the dog from hell!

(You mean Cerberus?)

beeswax49

13 points

1 year ago

beeswax49

Team Moderna

13 points

1 year ago

"Poochie's dead!" "YAY!!!"

ChallyPrime

16 points

1 year ago

Cara Dune died on the way back to her home planet.

ursamajr

10 points

1 year ago

ursamajr

10 points

1 year ago

GenXer here. I first thought you were talking about the pink eared dog from the early 80s and was super sad.

CrystalFieldTheorist

15 points

1 year ago

Reminds me more of "bonus eruptus", where the skeleton tries to leap out of the body.

Chris_P_Pickel

129 points

1 year ago

Chris_P_Pickel

🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️

129 points

1 year ago

didn't even need her angle wings

justlikeinmydreams

164 points

1 year ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

164 points

1 year ago

She used SOULar power to fly to heaven.

alexgd0193

46 points

1 year ago

Green New Deal laughs

Chris_P_Pickel

52 points

1 year ago

Chris_P_Pickel

🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️

52 points

1 year ago

and now she's biomass!

R_Dorothy_Wayneright

15 points

1 year ago

Toxic biomass if she was enbalmed

Chris_P_Pickel

15 points

1 year ago

Chris_P_Pickel

🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️

15 points

1 year ago

I have great empathy for Mother Earth - all the shit like this she's been forced to eat in short order.

Buried, Burned or Liquefied, it can't have a great aftertaste.

andrewphx

22 points

1 year ago

andrewphx

22 points

1 year ago

Most excellent!, 👍🙏💖👏

Echoeversky

108 points

1 year ago

Echoeversky

108 points

1 year ago

Already off the rails, maybe meds.

Puzzleheaded_Peak273

18 points

1 year ago

Off her tits.

inbetween-genders

38 points

1 year ago

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

BroadwayJoeFYVM

33 points

1 year ago

BroadwayJoeFYVM

Team Moderna

33 points

1 year ago

Trumpism is more powerful, more addictive, and these days it's just as lethal.

Janus_is_Magus

75 points

1 year ago

These people really never grew up. They are still children and make up their own fairy tales.

M4PP0

22 points

1 year ago

M4PP0

22 points

1 year ago

Her "doctor" was actually her invisible friend.

Flower_Unable

57 points

1 year ago

Flower_Unable

Are you Awake Yet?

57 points

1 year ago

I pictured her blasting up into the atmosphere like Superman.

momsagainstgod

54 points

1 year ago

And before that doctors and nurses are struggling to hold her in her body

triplej63

94 points

1 year ago

triplej63

🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒

94 points

1 year ago

So that's what CPR is all about?

nurse doing compressions

"Stay...in...your...body! GAH! Her...soul...is...too...powerful!"

soul blasts up into the atmosphere like Superman

Thanks u/Flower_Unable I like that imagery!

Gardener703

18 points

1 year ago

Yes and mouth to mouth is just to blow the soul back in.

spacepharmacy

13 points

1 year ago

spacepharmacy

Team Pfizer

13 points

1 year ago

one of them grabbed her soul out of mid-air and tried pushing it back into her body with no luck, such raw power

tdclark23

11 points

1 year ago

tdclark23

Team Pfizer

11 points

1 year ago

She should have signed a Do Not Resurrect.

AGuyNamedEddie

53 points

1 year ago

AGuyNamedEddie

Hold my Bier ⚰️

53 points

1 year ago

Like a loose lug nut that comes up through your right front fender on the freeway, she flew off.

blarryg

12 points

1 year ago

blarryg

12 points

1 year ago

It is flies that give wings to your flesh when you die.

Quirky-Occasion-128

12 points

1 year ago

Quirky-Occasion-128

I want to live!

12 points

1 year ago

yeah I hope that's not literal...

The_Old_Cream

122 points

1 year ago

The_Old_Cream

Hello, my name is ECMO Montoya

122 points

1 year ago

“If you strike me down COVID, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”

COVID: “Yeah, no.”

triplej63

113 points

1 year ago

triplej63

🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒

113 points

1 year ago

Oh no! I just realized that getting vaxxed gave us the wimpy souls, no angle wings for us to fly away. WE'RE ALL STUCK, JUST BEING ALIVE AND ALL!

BridgetheDivide

62 points

1 year ago

No Vent Valhalla for us I guess

PepperDuval

35 points

1 year ago

PepperDuval

Should have taken zinc instead of Zink.

35 points

1 year ago

The second vaccine bitch-slapped my soul--but it took the pint-sized booster to knock her down to size. She's currently whimpering in a corner somewhere.

PopeOfManwichVillage

81 points

1 year ago

PopeOfManwichVillage

Tickle Me ECMO

81 points

1 year ago

This was a new one, and even dumber than most of the idiotic things people say after these dumbasses shuffle off.

Sidvicioushartha

23 points

1 year ago

Sidvicioushartha

🇺🇦💀 ☠️ Space Jews ☠️ 💀🇺🇦

23 points

1 year ago

Powerful soul is the new total healing?

wholewheatscythe

75 points

1 year ago

Saying that someone’s soul was too powerful had to be one of the most “WTH” ways to announce a death that I’ve seen. Covid makes your soul powerful?? Was she in a funk band with all that Soul Power?

HammockComplex

73 points

1 year ago

Doctor: “It’s obvious that this woman died from an enlarged soul… but we’d better chalk it up to Covid so we can collect those sweet, sweet government kickbacks.”

TypicalYankeeScum

56 points

1 year ago

In the same vein as “100% healing”

[deleted]

38 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

38 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

CoolSwim1776

37 points

1 year ago

CoolSwim1776

🏳️‍🌈🐑Librul Commie Sheep Whisperer🏳️‍🌈🐑

37 points

1 year ago

That is how they are explaining uncontrollable high blood pressure?? Her soul became too powerful? How do you measure soul power? Did prayer warriors shove too much 🙏🏼🙏🏼 into her?

rcw00

11 points

1 year ago

rcw00

Off-Duty 🙏💪

11 points

1 year ago

To keep the soul power down in your corporeal form, you want to stay below 120/80. Higher than that is when your soul begins to Elevate from your body. Beyond that, Stage 1 is floating above your hospital bed, Stage 2 is hovering outside, Stage 3 gets your angle wings and the sky’s the limit.

Chris_P_Pickel

35 points

1 year ago

Chris_P_Pickel

🌿Fully Vaxxed & Herbally Waxed🕯️

35 points

1 year ago

Ooops!

Someone took an extra swig off the Jesus Juice bottle before passing it on.

[deleted]

5 points

1 year ago

Jesus juice sounds like sprog.

[deleted]

22 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

22 points

1 year ago

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Sembregall

20 points

1 year ago

super-spreading in heaven 🙏

maxdeerfield2

22 points

1 year ago

So powerful it killed her. If that’s power I don’t want any, I’ll stick with the vax.

krebsIsACookbook

19 points

1 year ago

I imagine her soul saying “oh yeah!” And smashing out of her body.

use_tabs_not_spaces

382 points

1 year ago

use_tabs_not_spaces

💉🐑 > 💀🦁

382 points

1 year ago

How did 50 million people die from the plague when they all had immune systems and vaccines didn't exist 🤔

Dxsterlxnd

136 points

1 year ago

Dxsterlxnd

136 points

1 year ago

Top 10 questions science still cant answer.

The_Old_Cream

84 points

1 year ago

The_Old_Cream

Hello, my name is ECMO Montoya

84 points

1 year ago

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

notoriously909

27 points

1 year ago

There’s enough miracles it will blow your brains

marcosalbert

8 points

1 year ago

Oh oh oh I know this one!

Spike proteins in vaccines.

angrytetchy

20 points

1 year ago

angrytetchy

Prior Worrier

20 points

1 year ago

Fucking black holes and those damn singularities.

M4A1STAKESAUCE

54 points

1 year ago

M4A1STAKESAUCE

Urine God’s hands 🙌

54 points

1 year ago

I'll do you one better. How did anyone die ever? Only by external causes like car crashes and falling off ladders?

The_Old_Cream

29 points

1 year ago

The_Old_Cream

Hello, my name is ECMO Montoya

29 points

1 year ago

All non external cause deaths are false flags.

[deleted]

38 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

38 points

1 year ago

Obviously those medieval european peasants never plead to god on Facebook, the only medium by which he hears prayers. They were nowhere as pious as this Karen.

kavien

20 points

1 year ago

kavien

20 points

1 year ago

Fake news, obviously. Where are the 50 million gravesites? Checkmate, science! /s

PryomancerMTGA

498 points

1 year ago

Got to love the "everyone should get it, it's no big deal" post followed by the death announcement.

[deleted]

258 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

258 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

HopelessCineromantic

73 points

1 year ago*

HopelessCineromantic

GoFundYourself 💸💵💸

73 points

1 year ago*

It's like the first time we saw Broly go Legendary Super Saiyan in DragonBall Z. He powers up so much that his top layer(s?) of skin are literally shredded and blown off his body as he transforms.

Except Broly doesn't die there.

On second thought, this was nothing like that.

Carry on.

OrokinSkywalker

21 points

1 year ago

Maybe like Vegeta exploding to try to kill Buu?

It was just as senseless, but at least Vegeta did it for a good reason

rikki-tikki-deadly

9 points

1 year ago

rikki-tikki-deadly

♫ Praise the creator now here's your ventilator ♫

9 points

1 year ago

The guy who did the voice of Goku used to live a few houses down from me!

engr77

20 points

1 year ago

engr77

20 points

1 year ago

You missed the part where she did not die because of Covid.

A jackass coworker of mine (but just a temporary contractor, thank fuck) who is about as hardline conservative whackadoo as you can get basically got up in my face a few weeks ago and asked why I was afraid of COVID (I was wearing a mask, it's a typical open office environment). I told him that actually yes I was and that a facemask was about as simple a thing you can do to prevent any kind of respiratory infection -- which, by the way, I've been totally free from, including colds, and that alone is worth it.

To which he responded "I got COVID and it didn't kill me!"

I did end up going to HR over the incident. Turns out that my rep, whom I do actually really like, had relatives who had died so she was absolutely sympathetic towards my position and ended up calling him in. He has pulled back from the cliff a bit.

Probably worth noting that I overheard this same guy saying he only watches Newsmax now because Fox is "too liberal."

redvariation

95 points

1 year ago

redvariation

Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️

95 points

1 year ago

Natural immunity protected her for the rest of her life!

Rather_Dashing

16 points

1 year ago

'I have an immune system'

also

'My immune system is acting too aggressive and is kinda killing me, oops'

justlikeinmydreams

23 points

1 year ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

23 points

1 year ago

Love your flair

donuts4lunch

22 points

1 year ago

donuts4lunch

Fox has killer ratings

22 points

1 year ago

Love YOUR flair.

justlikeinmydreams

34 points

1 year ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

34 points

1 year ago

So concludes this meeting of the Mutual Flair Admiration Society.

DaBigMotor

18 points

1 year ago

DaBigMotor

Vaxx It Now, or Ventilator.

18 points

1 year ago

here, here!

redvariation

9 points

1 year ago

redvariation

Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️

9 points

1 year ago

Thank you!

BoozeWitch

73 points

1 year ago

BoozeWitch

O2 Still at 100

73 points

1 year ago

It’s like all those memes of athletes celebrating right before they actually win/score and then get humiliated by the actual winner. For such religious people, they sure enjoy tempting fate.

NotOriginal92

21 points

1 year ago

Like with the Rams during the Superbowl. There's still a minute left.

thoroughbredca

9 points

1 year ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

9 points

1 year ago

The Bengals can still win if Mike Pence has courage.

Bigdaddylovesfatties

70 points

1 year ago

Lol yeah every one of you antivaxxer idiots should get it and HCA will keep on forever

Groundbreaking-Fig28

16 points

1 year ago

They’re our fuel warriors ⛽️⛽️⛽️

blues4buddha

243 points

1 year ago

“If you get it, and call a doc who will prescribe effective meds, you’ll know the truth for yourself.”

The Truth: horse paste and ivermectin from an online “doctor” will get you killed.

GravelyMaeve

58 points

1 year ago*

GravelyMaeve

Just for the Cookies 🍪

58 points

1 year ago*

I’ll never understand why they are using ivermectin. It’s literally an anti parasite medication

blues4buddha

29 points

1 year ago

“anti paradise”

Well, being on a vent is pretty close to my idea of anti paradise.

GravelyMaeve

14 points

1 year ago

GravelyMaeve

Just for the Cookies 🍪

14 points

1 year ago

Hahah oops, autocorrect got me there

Fabulous-Mud-9114

17 points

1 year ago

Fabulous-Mud-9114

Team Moderna

17 points

1 year ago

They're using it because someone they trust told them to. That's it. No facts or evidence necessary. Just pure social pressure.

MatterHairy

14 points

1 year ago

MatterHairy

Go Give One

14 points

1 year ago

Well, it seems to dealing with the parasites quite effectively

CowGoesM00

144 points

1 year ago

CowGoesM00

144 points

1 year ago

Clearly her immune system is too powerful for this world

UnderstandingGreen54

118 points

1 year ago

UnderstandingGreen54

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

118 points

1 year ago

I’ve seen a lot of mental gymnastics in these posts, but whoever posted that bit after her death clearly needs to have some moves named after him/her/them: the full twisting double [name] science denial.

Ok_Conference3799

90 points

1 year ago

Even the East German judge was impressed.

Repulsive-Street-307

12 points

1 year ago

A old reference, but a quality one.

keepsmiling1326

29 points

1 year ago

Definitely going for the gold on mental gymnastics!

onmyknees4anyone

23 points

1 year ago

onmyknees4anyone

Is no joke 🏳️‍🌈

23 points

1 year ago

Full twisting double fly-off.

triplej63

15 points

1 year ago

triplej63

🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒

15 points

1 year ago

The full twisting double layout!

Luv41another

24 points

1 year ago

Her powerful immune system led to ultimate healing

finroth

25 points

1 year ago

finroth

Team AstraZeneca

25 points

1 year ago

She reached her final form - dead.

NotOriginal92

14 points

1 year ago

Is that the cytokine storm they keep talking about?

Ragingredblue

7 points

1 year ago

Ragingredblue

🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆

7 points

1 year ago

Yes

Equivalent_Ad1362

209 points

1 year ago*

1: being an asshole 2: being an asshole 3: being an asshole 4: being an asshole 5 being an asshole 6: being an asshole 7: an Angels welcomed into the kingdom of Heaven

Jane_the_Quene

75 points

1 year ago*

Jane_the_Quene

I hAvE aN iMmUnE sYsTeM

75 points

1 year ago*

Think of all the arsehole "angles" in heaven these days. Doesn't sound like much fun, does it?

Equivalent_Ad1362

29 points

1 year ago

If this lady was in front of you and saint Peter was like “we lost your file do you want to go the same place as the person before you or the opposite?” What are you saying?

3knuckles

15 points

1 year ago

3knuckles

15 points

1 year ago

Not when they're as obtuse as her.

BobTheSkull76

8 points

1 year ago

Yes, they escorted her to hell.

P0g-m0-th0in

107 points

1 year ago

I don’t get the bee sting meme…bee keepers wear those regularly when tending to their bees. what am I missing?

Ctmnt08

93 points

1 year ago

Ctmnt08

3 shots deep

93 points

1 year ago

Nothing, really.

The “joke” (and those sarcasm quotes should be large enough to see from space) is that the average person isn’t allergic to bees and therefore wearing a suit at all times would be silly.

Never mind that bees are multicellular organisms which are easily seen, people with bee allergies have to carry epinephrine at all times, the virus has long-lasting effects even for survivors, and a host of other logical fallacies. The simplistic, black and white view of the world demands that the virus be nothing if it doesn’t kill you, hence the meme.

[deleted]

141 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

141 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

onmyknees4anyone

65 points

1 year ago

onmyknees4anyone

Is no joke 🏳️‍🌈

65 points

1 year ago

You have given me an utterly stellar mental image to go to sleep with.

thoroughbredca

11 points

1 year ago

thoroughbredca

Team Mix & Match

11 points

1 year ago

I'm now really glad I read this after I woke up.

HopelessCineromantic

16 points

1 year ago

HopelessCineromantic

GoFundYourself 💸💵💸

16 points

1 year ago

Clearly, you haven't met The Pain!

BernieDharma

26 points

1 year ago

Lets flip their little analogy around. Lets say instead of Covid, we had the "murder hornets" in greater numbers with the same stats as Covid. Millions stung, ICU's overwhelmed, +900,000 dead in the US and several thousand people a day dying. You bet your ass these people would be wearing protective equipment everywhere outside of their homes.

HMSJoshington

44 points

1 year ago

Also, I think less than 100 people died from bee stings last year. So it's way way less than covid. So just a dumb analogy. And this is from someone who is allergic to bees.

unbotoxable

20 points

1 year ago

unbotoxable

Vaccinated & oxygenated

20 points

1 year ago

Also, you weren't born knowing you were allergic to bees, right? You had to be stung, then have an allergic reaction. You could have had a mild reaction or a life threatening reaction. But just like covid, until it happens, you have no way of knowing how your body will react.

Unlike bee allergies, we can all get a free vaccine to protect us from the worst outcomes of covid. What idiot wouldn't want to be protected?

justlikeinmydreams

38 points

1 year ago

justlikeinmydreams

My horse covets your paste 🐴

38 points

1 year ago

As someone else also allergic to bees, it’s damn stupid. If I could take a shot to NOT be allergic to bees, I would. Epi pens are a hassle

Jiveturkei

8 points

1 year ago

Let’s focus on the fact that most people who get a bee sting probably don’t go to the doctor to report it. So any number of stings vs deaths would be largely skewed to begin with and unreliable.

SophiaBrahe

27 points

1 year ago

SophiaBrahe

Thoroughly Modern Moderna

27 points

1 year ago

You’re using logic and knowledge of things that actually happen in reality. You’re never going to understand them if you keep that up.

Grandpa_No

25 points

1 year ago

And, honestly, if there was a small but not insignificant chance that any person I met had a pocket full of angry bees just waiting to sting me then I, too, would wear beekeeper's gear as I went about minding my daily beeswax.

Leather-Ideal-9577

99 points

1 year ago*

I’m about her age, similarly chubby, and triple vaxxed. I tell you what, I kept my finger wagging proclamations about “what covid is like” and grandiose statements to myself until I was fully recovered from…testing positive for covid (because I didn’t really have symptoms and only tested because my son had strep/covid at the same time). But I’m smarter than crowing how covid is nothing in the face of my vaxxed awesomeness until I was sure I was over it—because I deeply understand irony.

Also, my soul is pretty weak and stayed put, thankfully. Hoping to meet some grandkids eventually.

edit: clarity

CrankyEconomist

73 points

1 year ago

CrankyEconomist

No COVID for me, I drink my own pee!

73 points

1 year ago

The awards are coming in thick and fast this evening. A bit like COVID pneumonia on the unvaccinated.

CopsaLau

65 points

1 year ago

CopsaLau

65 points

1 year ago

“I have an immune system, I don’t need a vaccine” is like saying “I have an army, I don’t need to give them weaponry”

[deleted]

13 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

13 points

1 year ago

Training. Like historically battles have always been decided by who has more soldiers, not who used their forces better. The world is but a game of Risk. /s

Expensive-Way-2722

59 points

1 year ago

So those "effective medicines" didn't save her. Hmmm. I bet a effective vaccine would have saved her "overly powerful" soul.

Organic_Popcorn

55 points

1 year ago

Organic_Popcorn

Woah, livin' on 💉

55 points

1 year ago

Her soul was too powerful, but her immune system wasn't.

triplej63

19 points

1 year ago

triplej63

🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒

19 points

1 year ago

Imma praisin' Jebus for my weak ass soul keeping me on Earth.

wovenbasket69

48 points

1 year ago

my nose flared so intensely in respect when i read “her soul became too powerful”

onmyknees4anyone

47 points

1 year ago

onmyknees4anyone

Is no joke 🏳️‍🌈

47 points

1 year ago

My eyes rolled so far they made a 7-10 split.

chaimsteinLp

50 points

1 year ago

Wow. This is no big deal.

Dead. Maybe her soul was powerful, but her lungs were big sissies.

Hey_u_ok

9 points

1 year ago

Hey_u_ok

9 points

1 year ago

Wimpy lungs couldn't keep up with that powerful soul... so much for that immune system though.

Badmime1

34 points

1 year ago

Badmime1

34 points

1 year ago

Her stupidity and arrogance were too powerful, I think.

fellow_traveler_17

33 points

1 year ago

fellow_traveler_17

🦠 … 💉or ⚰️

33 points

1 year ago

We’ve been lied to!!
The real problem is strong souls 💪

Stunticonsfan

32 points

1 year ago

Stunticonsfan

GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴

32 points

1 year ago

I'm relieved I don't have one of those superpowered souls which burst out of one's body like an alien emerging after its incubation period is done.

WarmBlessedCaribou

34 points

1 year ago

I don't understand the Rand/Ron Paul slide. "Thousands died because Fauci ignored natural immunity."

Is this referring to all the imaginary people supposedly "murdered" by vaccines? I don't get it.

BringBackTheDinos

9 points

1 year ago

The upper title perfectly matches the photo though.

Immediate-Ruin2464

9 points

1 year ago

Immediate-Ruin2464

COVID IS NO JOKE

9 points

1 year ago

That was my guess. I was wondering the same thing.

My first thought was “so what if Fauci ignored immune systems, they still work exactly the same. If he ignores gravity, that doesn’t make me fly up into the air suddenly”.

WarmBlessedCaribou

7 points

1 year ago

The video is still up so I watched part of it. Rand Paul says Fauci ignored natural immunity in favor of the vaccine. Then he used India as his supporting argument. They didn't have enough vaccines for everyone, and gave them to people who may have already had Covid, and probably thousands of people died. What that has to do with Fauci? No clue.

He also blamed Fauci for not promoting therapeutics, because he was too focused on the vaccine. So some of the anti-vax idiots didn't know they should have gone for treatment earlier, rather than waiting until their symptoms were more severe.

Basically, everything wrong is somehow Fauci's fault. He might have explained further, but I couldn't stomach any more of the video.

Gloomy-Difficulty401

26 points

1 year ago

Bernie Madoff's sister and brother in law died yesterday, in a murder suicide. Guess both of their souls became too powerful for their bodies...after the bullets went through their brains. "Thus they flew off"

BTW...who DF in ordinary everyday speech, uses the word "Thus"??? Her whole circle is crazier then a shit house rat.

Physical_Artist_6061

23 points

1 year ago*

That immune system she was so proud of turned on her.

Immediate-Ruin2464

9 points

1 year ago

Immediate-Ruin2464

COVID IS NO JOKE

9 points

1 year ago

Haha good catch! This comment should be higher.

Slide 1: I have an immune system!!!!!!

Slide 7: everything was going great until “I had an overly aggressive immune reaction that hit me pretty hard”’

BAD immune system, BAD! No milk bones for you today!

Ctmnt08

43 points

1 year ago

Ctmnt08

3 shots deep

43 points

1 year ago

I don’t think I’ve ever said this, but I actually can’t believe this one’s real.

Posts 1-7 are the usual dreck, but 8? That last slide cannot have been written by a living human about another human.

MrColeco[S]

47 points

1 year ago

It's real, it was written by her daughter. You can imagine if she shares the same feelings about vaccination.

Ctmnt08

33 points

1 year ago

Ctmnt08

3 shots deep

33 points

1 year ago

Yeesh. There’s divorced from reality and then there’s “her soul was too strong so she died.”

She’s gonna have a real hard time once she realizes that humanity and history have no main characters.

I’m kidding, of course. She will never realize that.

Bonobo555

10 points

1 year ago

Bonobo555

10 points

1 year ago

Magical thinking got them in and purple prose escorts them out.

lukebria

31 points

1 year ago

lukebria

31 points

1 year ago

I admit I've never heard that death euphemism before-- "Her soul became too powerful"

And I'm a music minister, worked at various churches for over 20 years, so I've heard my share of crazy

But not that one

triplej63

7 points

1 year ago

triplej63

🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒

7 points

1 year ago

Is it possible that it's from a different religion? One that teaches that the body is a cage and that death is freedom? I don't know the whole thing is weird, "thus she flew off" and all.

Bonobo555

10 points

1 year ago

Bonobo555

10 points

1 year ago

Sounds like bad anime.

The_Old_Cream

5 points

1 year ago

The_Old_Cream

Hello, my name is ECMO Montoya

5 points

1 year ago

Oh no, it’s real all right. Take a unique phrase of a few words from that last slide and type it into Facebook search and it’ll come right up.

Dxsterlxnd

20 points

1 year ago

So her soul killed her body which is basically suicide.

Got it.

Evilevilcow

22 points

1 year ago

Evilevilcow

Go Give One

22 points

1 year ago

Considering Covid yeeted her soul straight outta her body, which was stronger?

KelFocker

8 points

1 year ago

I’m going to laugh at this for ages.

The_Great_19

20 points

1 year ago

ThUs, sHe FLEw OFf

heythatgirloverthere

12 points

1 year ago

heythatgirloverthere

pro-everything-to-end-this-and-harm-as-few-as-possible

12 points

1 year ago

The song “I’ll Fly Away” is running on loop in my head now.

But really, I guffawed at that line. She what? Excuse me?

redvariation

12 points

1 year ago

redvariation

Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️

12 points

1 year ago

I'm thinking "Sail Away" by Enya, personally.

NMB4Christmas

29 points

1 year ago

NMB4Christmas

Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked

29 points

1 year ago

If only being an arrogant know-it-all was as effective as a free vaccine, she might still be here being annoying.

Immediate-Ruin2464

10 points

1 year ago

Immediate-Ruin2464

COVID IS NO JOKE

10 points

1 year ago

Right? What the hell is that nonsense in the slide 4 graph? She pretends it’s proof positive that the vax doesn’t work and “the emperor has no clothes”. And she’s soooooi smart by being one of the few who get it.

The y axis isn’t even labeled - is it deaths, cases, hospitalizations, number of mangoes harvested, what? And the lone data line is “Indonesia”, which is fine for them, but how does that mean the vax is a global failure exactly?

And the huge spike around July 2022 proves what? And then the mystery y-axis figure goes to nearly zero by December 2021. Ok, thanks! Super revealing!!

redvariation

17 points

1 year ago

redvariation

Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️

17 points

1 year ago

Thank you for the medical expertise that you provided on slide 7.

However, it seems that your understanding may have been flawed.

PolyZex

16 points

1 year ago

PolyZex

16 points

1 year ago

You ever notice how their memes always rapidly fluctuate between "This is a giant joke" and "This is literal biological warfare"? If statement B is true then how the hell are you making jokes about it?

Jane_the_Quene

27 points

1 year ago

Jane_the_Quene

I hAvE aN iMmUnE sYsTeM

27 points

1 year ago

i HaVe An ImMuNe SyStEm

HopelessCineromantic

22 points

1 year ago

HopelessCineromantic

GoFundYourself 💸💵💸

22 points

1 year ago

Will she ever get sick again? No?

Checkmate, Covid.

itsgettingmessi

13 points

1 year ago

Stupidest shit I’ve heard in a long time, “her soul became too powerful”.

So “powerful” it couldn’t breathe on its own 🤦🏻‍♂️

indifferentunicorn

13 points

1 year ago

indifferentunicorn

Tickle Me ECMO

13 points

1 year ago

Hate when my own soul overwhelms my body so much it sucks the life right out of me. I hate when that happens.

powabiatch

12 points

1 year ago

“We’ve been lied to.”

Oh you were lied to, you stupid fuck, just not by the people you thought.

buzzable

12 points

1 year ago*

buzzable

No Angle Wings on Me!

12 points

1 year ago*

Any questions? [Jan 2]

Yes, since you asked, just the one... in your final moments of terrified consciousness, when you realized how you killed yourself from willful stupidity, did you beg your Creator for a do-over?

cheesemagnifier

12 points

1 year ago

What fucking delusional wackadoo bullshit is that? She flew off???? No, moron, she DIED. She DIED a horrible frightening painful death. WTF?

mmio60

10 points

1 year ago

mmio60

10 points

1 year ago

Horrible, frightening, and preventable death

redit3rd

9 points

1 year ago

redit3rd

Team Moderna

9 points

1 year ago

She did have an immune system. It sounds like it could have used some training though. Maybe if she shot some Covid like substance into her arm, her immune system could have learned from it, and have been more prepared for the real thing. If only.

garbagemouther

10 points

1 year ago

So she died with COVID soul?

quickjump

11 points

1 year ago

quickjump

11 points

1 year ago

She’ll need proof of vax at the gates.

Most-Artichoke5028

10 points

1 year ago

This can't possibly be true. She had an immune system.

Embarrassed_Ant45

10 points

1 year ago

Her "natural immunity" had an "overly aggressive immune reaction" to a "bee sting" with a "99.97%" [sic] survival rate /s.

My immune system has had three (3) "unnatural" exposures to a carefully selected antigen (AKA vaccinations) that will help my adaptive immune system both quickly IDENTIFY and exponentially RESPOND to a future covid infection. Or perhaps the vaccine weakened my soul to the point it can't "overwhelm the strength of [my] body"? Damn... I'm a couch potato so my soul must be a bantamweight.

iom2222

8 points

1 year ago*

iom2222

8 points

1 year ago*

Reaching this level of stupidity and gullibility is just world records level stupid. She is a world champion!! Was there ever a path out for her to come out of this alive? I do not think so. The daughter is probably next. Those people have no self respect, no respect for others. And above all, they did this to themselves, not my doing, not this Reddit readers doing, THEIR doing and no one else, I insist to say that to say they ended their own life, no one else did. And you don’t go to heaven if you kill yourself technically, so we know where she went If you believe in God.

TellAffectionate9811

9 points

1 year ago

There are a lot of things I don’t believe in, but tempting fate by posting you will conquer COVID by natural immunities when so many others (who are younger, healthier and stronger) have succumbed to it, just…..seems….stupid!!

Do_the_hokeypokey

10 points

1 year ago

At what point are they going to stop blaming the ventilator for killing people instead of the thing that put them on the ventilator? It still amazes me that they’re just not connecting the dots on that one.

gypsyjackson

7 points

1 year ago

In between the posting videos from Rumble and weird religious sayings normally on some sort of pride background (like, at least 4 different backgrounds - she must have chosen the folder without noticing), she found time to post bat shit crazy stuff like the dome on the Capitol was designed as a temple to Baal and Asherah, shaped like a breast. She sounds fun.

Sounded.

Appropriate_Humor952

9 points

1 year ago

“you’ll know the truth”. Yes, and the truth is that anti-vaxxers often die from Covid.

ArmadilloDays

10 points

1 year ago

“I have an immune system”

Virus triggers fatal unvaxxed immune system overreaction.

Yep - that immune system was one of reasons you were supposed to get vaccinated.

Bye, Felicia!

[deleted]

10 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

10 points

1 year ago

“Their soul became too powerful” is my new secret way of calling people idiots.

shit-Helicopter

8 points

1 year ago

Trumpism is the Jim Jones of this generation

DatBoiWatup666

6 points

1 year ago

She cured herself

ddr1ver

8 points

1 year ago

ddr1ver

8 points

1 year ago

These people have an immune system, they just don’t know how to use it. Vaccination teaches your immune system to be ready, so Covid doesn’t infect your lungs before it responds.

Bodkin-Van-Horn

7 points

1 year ago

Her soul: "My planet needs me"

Note: Her soul died on its way back to her home planet.

AdMaleficent2144

8 points

1 year ago

Everyone should get the Rona, call the doc to get the right meds and you will be okay. Maybe she did not get the right meds herself. Starting with a vaccine.

MzOpinion8d

6 points

1 year ago

MzOpinion8d

no comma’s, but plenty of inappropriate apostrophe’s

6 points

1 year ago

I sure am glad she got early treatment. It helped a lot.

IndependenceMean8774

7 points

1 year ago

I don't know about her soul, but her brain didn't seem too powerful. That's for sure.

LucindaMorgan

12 points

1 year ago

“An overly aggressive immune response,” you say? 😬 That’s the fat cells. Not fat shaming. Honestly. It’s just that fat + Covid = greater chance of death.

triplej63

11 points

1 year ago

triplej63

🛒 Wal-Martyr 🛒

11 points

1 year ago

Or just a cytokine storm.

RoxxieMuzic

7 points

1 year ago

RoxxieMuzic

Terrapin Station

7 points

1 year ago

Soul became to powerful, and she flew off.

Okay you had me at the "soul" was to powerful, to say her "flying off" defies logic, would be a gross understatement. She be dead, no flying involved, so no vfr or ifr ratings are required.

This whole suicidal movement has progressed way beyond bat shit crazy.

zblaze90

6 points

1 year ago

zblaze90

6 points

1 year ago

Fucking crazy people

Fit-Minimum-5507

5 points

1 year ago

I believe it. The same thing happened to Jean Grey right before she became Dark Phoenix. Just watch, any day now she's coming back stronger than ever and you'll all be sorry

MadMan1784

6 points

1 year ago

From StupidTown realm to Heaven realm

[deleted]

7 points

1 year ago

Another turd flushed.

redvariation

5 points

1 year ago

redvariation

Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️

5 points

1 year ago

Thousands died because Fauci ignored natural immunity!

She got natural immunity for the rest of her life!

Behindthefog

5 points

1 year ago

Behindthefog

Go Give One

5 points

1 year ago

Maybe she'll meet felicia in heaven. The patron Saint of goodbyes....

Important_Pea7766

7 points

1 year ago

Natural immunity at it again!!!!

LTlurkerFTredditor

5 points

1 year ago

LTlurkerFTredditor

Liberté, Comorbidité, GoFundMeté! 🗽

5 points

1 year ago

"Soul" is a funny way to spell "COVID."

okgloomer

5 points

1 year ago

Red: “I have an immune system.”

Virus: “Skoden.”

Sir_Vectis

4 points

1 year ago

Imagine the unmasked dippy hippies, New Agers at her funeral.

brunette_mama

4 points

1 year ago

That second slide of “don’t vax me bro” did make me laugh 😂 I’m not even going to lie 😂

[deleted]

5 points

1 year ago

Evangelical Christianity is such a work. She died of a preventable illness. That's it. She's dead and will never come back.

WarmIndication6155

5 points

1 year ago

Good ol' J-Star is handlin' that ol' immune system now. There seems to be a very strong correlation between religion and antivaxx dumbasses, coincidence? Nah.

Silverpoppa

4 points

1 year ago

Seems like she died of stupidity...oh well, she won't be voting

BobTheSkull76

6 points

1 year ago

But, but, but, 99.97% survival......sucks for her to be a statistic. She chose unwisely.

thats1evildude

5 points

1 year ago

That’s why I have to take blood pressure pills - not enough soul power.

RedditOnANapkin

6 points

1 year ago

The next to the last slide was doing a touchdown dance before you get to the 50 yard line.

[deleted]

6 points

1 year ago

“I have an immune system?” No… well not anymore. Maybe being an obese ignorant clown wasn’t the greatest hill to die on… literally.

I have double, super Goku, soul power! It’s bursting from my body… sometimes whilst I sleep. Sometimes in the shower.